Previous >>157174535
Can a nigga get 'drated please?
this place has no salvation
Been swimming half a kilometer every day, feels so good man
>>157178553This retard should just retire
>>157178598Nice. I can't swim but love the water. 'S'tawlf b
Niggers
I'm not ashamed to admit it, the Anthony Smith news has filled me with glee.
Conor McGregorCody GarbrandtDakota CochraneDaron CruickshankSean Strickland
What's sex like?
>>157178654no one doubts it. you are a miserable person. you will be full of terror and regret on your deathbed
Aaron "Terror And Regret" Pico
>>157178660ask your mother
>>157178663Truth nuke.
>The attorney's office further alleges that investigators concluded Smith tried multiple times to hit his wife with the vehicle when she escaped during the drive, but that she was able to maneuver out of the way and avoid physical harm.And he shot himself along the way???
smiff is a great man, lest we forget he took jon jones to the limit
Go Anthony Meu Deus
>>157178711magnifique
>>157178687Can't even cleanly land on the wife, bCan this can get any more embarrassing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVMgd0rXihA
Coupla rogies on the stogies
>Witnesses to the altercation report Anthony receiving multiple punches below the belt but noted he didn't once call for a time out or attempted to play up the illegal shots.Wow, he's clearly a real one at heart.
>>157178687>Dont worry, we took care of your family. Now we'll take care of you
>>157178660hurts
>>157178743
Has anyone considered that this is a clone of Anthony Smith that the state of Nebraska is using to take his family fortune?
>>157178660Kinda like the bantamweight division in the Cruz era
Can we take honestly about Cyborg for a minute?
>>157178801would
Veteran move from the Lionheart
Oh no he actually tried to kill himself and fired shots… he’s fucked
Yo I think Smiff should sellotape the tip of his nose up and disguise himself as a pig
most obvious setup of all time. they're obviously trying to silence smiff
Why would a millionaire try to kill themselves and run over their wife?
On paper, I'm winning this case
>>157178767this reminds me of old retirees going back to work. people can't handle having nothing to work towards.
>>157178873You know 5 years ago this was a winnable case
The Smiff storyline seems to be>His wife and him went to a concert>He got kicked out for being too rowdy>End up going to a bar, he gets kicked out again, she doesn't want to leave with him>He threatens to murder her and drags her to the car>She jumps out of the car mid drive at one point, he turns it around and tries to hit her with it multiple times before she escapes>Drives back home, gets his gun and threatens to kill himself>Police arrive, he shoots himself in the arm (possibly by accident)>Gets arrested and bookedThe rematch is being set up as we speak.
>>157178887Except in this case it's violent alcoholics with no self control
Ariel Helwani is reporting that Anthony was raped while incarcerated
did you ever violate the law and got caught, heem?
>>157178868Especially when you go the MMA fighter route of marrying an average looking normal gal and then become rich while still with her. You could beat up almost everyone in your state and have provided much wealth to this normoid woman so she should think you're a lichural KANG, but it's not good enough and he needs to heem her.Just annoying. Robbie would never
>>157178896Who did they go see? Rascal Flatts?
>>157178905I got arrested for felony hit and run with serious bodily harm once.
>>157178905Gave a friend a ride on the back of my bike and some rozzers pulled us over and let us off with a warning.
>>157178896B, that's the plot of Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
>>157178905I smiffed my first girlfriend but never got arrested or anything. MMA did NOT help me with my rage, Strickland is a liar
Leon countered well right there
UFC Wall of Fame
>>157178598Somalia?
>>157178937Loser bitch Id rape you
>>157178984wow...all look so inicense...
So he tried to mow down his wife multiple times AND shot himself?
Seein how all these ex fighters turn into criminals genuinely makes me wonder what will happen to Max Holloway when he retires, no one in the history of the UFC has been hit to the head more than him, he already sounds retarded and can barely speak, he might go full psycho at 40
>>157178998Why he's mad?
>>157179032>Seein how all these ex fighters turn into criminalsJust because Smiff had a domestic right after Dustin got drunk and said nigga, doesn't mean there's an epidemic of this shit happening.
I’m attacking my family
>>157179032Max will skip the violent outbursts and go straight to the being spoon fed pudding stage
>>157179032Max Holloway is going to hit top 10 CoD Warzone leaderboards when he stops his worthless fighting career. SO LONG GAY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You know what I was gonna say Jim Miller could be next to Max in the criminal ladder considering his longevity been in the UFC since 2008. I just looked at his stats and out his 19 loses he's only heemed twice and got slept 3 times. He might just be safe for a few years
>>157178905Got it from insider sources, Sneed threatened a guy with bodily harm if he doesn't let him suck him
>>157178905Public intoxication twice.I definitely could have gotten a DUI too after I caused a wreck but blew just below the limit, now I'm almost four years sober
>>157179032Max will believe he's literally Sukuna and heem some poor kid in a Honolulu bar
>>157179137>after I caused a wreckYou're worse than me and I took the smiffpill
Volk is also not far away from pulling a Benoit He's taken a lot of damage over his career and has been brutally heemed multiple times Even if he schooled Lopes I can't imagine two fights with Diego Lopes is good for the noggin
the lies and manipulation from bitches makes any man want to explode. these guys just have violent tendencies and low impulse control.most conflict comes from women intentionally fucking with a man's mind because they know they're protected.
>>157179137>He did the field testsSorry boys, you're going to have to drive me back to HQ ASAP LMAOOOO hope you didn't want a lunch break tonight!
>>157179041When I was still a woman I was abused by pieces of shit like you. Now Id fuck guys like you up. Badly.
>>157179200Ellen page over here
>>157179223Hey bigot we don't dead name here.
>>157178984Where's Tony?
>>157179256
Fuck Smiff. Bogdan is our bald chad.
>>157179283Pat Barry has definitely beat Rose before
He should sue the UFC because they really caused this problem by giving him CTE
>>157179293Hey man whats your address
This was the first WC I actually stayed on /spee/ for, and this general was my bunker.Y'know, you guys are all right. I think I'll be sticking around.
Shits so weird even Whitman is uncomfortable
>>157179319In a loving, fatherly way
>>157178553HOG RIDER
>>157179293i have bad news for you brother
Don't worry lads when Layla Anna Lee-Cullen-Machado-Garry gets ends up in the slammer for domestic violence or a crime against Ian the moment her mugshot is posted she'll be in the Wall of Fame
DRod is a needle mover heem wasn't even this booming during Connors return week
>>157179401She'll be on my wall of tributes tbqhwyf
So Smiff on the desk for Medic vs. Rodriguez or nah?
>>157178660sandy coinmilk bags
>>157179156Incorrect, nobody was hurt
>>157179371This orc has sugar in his tank
>>157179371He looks like he works for Bangbros.
>>157179371What is this
>>157179514bogdan grad with hair
Medic is battling a harsh cruel system that's trying to tear him down
>>157179371DROPPED
>>157179529Dont respond to my posts until you tell me where you live
>>157179521Well I don't like it
ha ha ha ha ha
>>157179556What's so funny about that?
>>157179556>puts her in car>tries to run her overcops can't get their stories straight doo finna walk with a bag
>>157179514Long story short, it's one of those things they used to do in the 80s, white women had sex with black men, then a baby was born named Bogdan grad
>>157179556This never happened
>>157179580she jumped out the car like a fast and the furious movie b
>>157179592this ain't hollywood nigga it's nebraska
Guru drinks 9 full sugar coca cola every single day.
#FREELIONHEART
>>157179647Is that too many?
>>157179647what size?
>>157178553Fuck Dana
>>157179647If he switched to Diet and put on a suit he could make britain great again
>>157179647Bro’s sneed maxxing
That bitch deserved it. Smith did nothing a real man wouldn't have done in his situation.
>>157174315This post really stuck with me
>>157179671Sneed really lives rent free in your head 24/7 huh?
>>157179696Not really someone just mentioned fatness and I thought of sneed
>>157179539I live in your head, rent free, niggabitchboy.
>>157179709Damn, you really need to get a life
Tone is unironically getting the good ending, he’s bubbles from the wire
>>157179733You really need to lose weight sneed
>>157179761Everyone who hurts your feelings is Sneed?
tommy reddit really wasted two years of his prime for nothing mental innit
>>157179556I look like this and do these things
>>157179769Sorry I offended your fat boyfriend
>>157179779>muh agenigga it's heavyweight
>>157179794>SorryI accept your concession.
>>157179779I wouldn't say nothing. He lost plenty. So he gained a lot of negatives.
>>157179814Don’t hang around sneed too much you might troon out if you haven’t already ;)
so Smif will be back on the UFC desk after all this blows over right haha
>>157178553Which WMMA fighter would you most like to sniff the protein farts of?
*deep slut puppy 8 commentary voice* Lets talk about sean strickland and his sick fucking daddy fetish
>>157179833for me it would be Alexa Grasso, there may also be some frijoles involved
>>157179833Braptina Stenchenko
>>157179032Max has a heavy accent thats why sounds weird. Hes fine, Hawaiians have thick skulls like Mexicans.
>>157179650Hes already out the kennel, posted the 500k bail. Prolly had to use his commentary money he saved up.
>>157179881when Braptina takes a yuge schaub it is an odorless cylinder of highly efficient waste removal
Gamebred should run a bareknuckle tournament for convicts like Undisputed III: Redemption. Realistically now-November 2028 is our only shot at seeing it happen
>>157179032Streaming, he streams vidya and does podcasts, the fighters who go ratchet are the ones with nothing besides fighting and who aren't passionate about teaching the next generation
>>157179921Gamebred would find a way to fumble prison funding, better let the big boys from the Trigon run it
why are they fighting in a triangle
Strickbeast ended the Khamzat meme for good.
>>157179972That didnt happen
>>157179969tribute to mir#gonebutnotforgotten
>>157179921With his dad in the main event
>>157179833actually some new information has been revealed and turns out women dont poop or fart
I'm getting a report just now *holds finger to ear* and I'm being told... I'm being told I would heem every single one of you.
I would beat the shit out of Anthony Smith if he stole my cart at Walmart
Sup fags MMA is super gay you nerds should play video games instead and get some tight goth babe pussy*Gives you a noogie*Haha
>>157180053Yeah? Must be opposite day back at headquarters methinks.
>>157180014Sean Stricklands dad is in coffin jail indeed
>>157178654lol it's gonna be bad my family>>157178663You're doing the same thing he's doing except anon didn't murder his wife like that animal Anthony.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H9qH2pyuC8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H9qH2pyuC8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H9qH2pyuC8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H9qH2pyuC8
>>157178687This ape doin 20 to life fuckin retard piece of shit
>>157180113they'll let him off easy because he's black
>>157180108Is it power slap related?
>GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH. GET IN THE CAR OR I'LL FUCKING FLATTEN YOU WITH IT
>>157180108She would love being my wife
>>157178764Who are those gorls?
>>157180108Praying she can get off the drugs one day
>>157178873>>157178893jej
im hurting my family
>>157180145AI users are subhuman
if you can dodge a car you can dodge a heem
peeing in Smifs butt
>>157180118haha no chance faggot kiwi retardHe did this in Nebraska
>>157179972Fraud checked that bitch
>>157180152shutup tony>>157179972gigabased
>>157180160THE nebraska?
>>157179833Bappa, all non-vegetarian farts are protein farts. Real ones know....
>>157180160God bless Middle America. The faint glimmer of justice still lives in the flyover states.
what is Nebraska really like?
>>157180162Nope. Sean was raped
>>157180196He would be fucked even in the most shitty libtard city too.
This could be aljo had he not taken the dq victory
Anthony Smith is a family man
>>157180152cry about it
>>157180214ello sir ello my fren sir ello
>>157180218I agree but I also disagree. Association with Dana would do him no favors but he is technically black.
>>157180214Just like you.
>>157180227So was Chris Benoit
Many people have been raped, few of them become the greatest middleweight fighter of all time.
>>157180242he was framed by Mr. Sullivan
>>157180233cap>>157180257dead ass
Whatever happened to these bums?
>>157180231Believe it or not they go to prison for killing their wives. This is a high profile case too.
>>157180279Lol @ nunes getting knocked out cold by Pena
Do you think when butterflies are nervous they get humans in their stomach?
>>157180279Pena is an NPC
Heeminder smiff just quit the gym pod without giving a 1 weeks notice no wonder he heemed his arm
>>157180279how long until moreno is a bare knuckle brawler
>>157180338the kid always fought on short notice, personal battles fought the same way. I always admire Lionheart, Anthony Smith.
Why is the BMF fight the main event over the Flyweight title fight for UFC 331
>>157180362BMF the the top belt in the company, dont you follow ufc ?
bj penn, what a nut.
arman ain’t no bmf
Dana will help Smif right
>>157180398yea, just like with bj
>>157180379But Arman aint no BMF
Anthony Smith? What, who's that? I mean come on you guys we don't talk about that until Tuesday.
Dana goes poo once a month
>>157180362small guys are subhuman
BMF? Sounds like youre talking about the Lionheart
>>157180362There's a bmf fight booked?
>>157180434>tell that to the casual
>>157180487yes, oliveira is defending his Bitch-Made Faggot belt against a retard
>>157180487olives vs arman. Could be a one sided wrestling shut down or a stand up banger idk
>>157180490why are they like this
Who said Arman was even eligible to win the BMF belt to begin with?
How I know this place is full of casuals? Not one talk of Burroughs vs Brady
The BMF is whoever crotch sniffs the best
>>157180490GET EM OG
>>157180512Like what
I thought Joe Rogan was this MMA badass why is he so scared to fight the liver king
>>157180587You know exactly what he means by that.
>why are they like this>like what>you know exactly what he means by that.
>>157180637You're going to play all mysterious and vague too huh?
>>157180574someones gotta take care of these women
My fight name? Heh glad you asked. It's John Jon Bones Jones Jones
We've got some amazing match upI have a feeling the octogon will be a red mess when we are done
>>157180678Don't play dumb with me you filthy anglo
Guru isn't going to stream tonight, is he?
Justin Gätje, the pride of Sweden
>>157180705Uhm vague poster alert over here
>>157180705I've had enough of you
>>157180511Ew wtf why is Arman in a bmf tittle bout. Up till now only icons of the sport have sniffed that belt.
He's had enough of me? Heh, what do you suppose he means by that eh?
This is cursed b
>>157180104not the same at all. you're just defensive about being a callous jackass
Wahhh Anthony smith got domestic violence and terroristic threat charges whatever shut up pussy suck my dick
just want to hands free cum like Dana once a week
They make Smart TVs these days. Regular televisions with little computers in them, can you believe that?
>>157180822What did he do exactly that makes him a terrorist and don't just post cope or seethe post facts
>>157178905I have a misdemeanor conviction. Pled guilty since trial would've been a 50/50 shot
>>157178984I think phil baroni is still in prison here
>>157180842He terrorized someone but that's according to some fat Nebraska pig long live lionheart oorah
>>157180829They WHAT??!
>>157180849How?
>>157180490Kek
>>157180842violence against women is islam coded.
>>157180853It's true I asked Gemini AI
>>157179050You're responding to a retarded neet with no real world experience. They tend to extrapolate to the extreme from limited data because they have no concept of baselines because they have never actually lived life
>>157180858He caused them to be terrified
>>157180861there is no such thing as Islamic terrorism>>157180882i said no cope
Smith threatened to unretire
Anthony Smith has 4 daughers. Beats his wife.Jon Jones has 4 daughters. Beats his wifeVolk has 4 daughters....Do you see where I'm going with this?
Feeling like absolute shit just wish the MMA guru would go live
>>157179972>instinctively checks an invisible kick kek, i cannot hate this doo
>>157180910>i said no copeIt's against the law to threaten someone's life in a domestic violence dispute
>>157180928To be a GOAT you need 4 daughters and a beatable wife?
>>157180928beats his wife. I see where you are going
>>157180928Jon Jones is gay?
Iron Chef is the toughest arena to battle in
You Madison Square GardensYour MGM GrandsYour Karate Combat Apexes
>>157180994The Karate Combat Workshop is a close second.
>>157180928The rage of your wife not being able to produce a male heir makes their actions understandable.
>>157179972Should I watch his shawn ryan interview
>>157181009You get two hungry dawgs throwing down in The Pit™ and the roof blows off the place
>>157181102>ABSOLUT SAVAGES
You cannot attack your own familyThat is so wack what the hell man
Watching Guru's fight companion, drink every time he says "ooaaah, I've just farted"
you haven't lived until you've assaulted a woman.
>>157181192Guru is full of gas
You can attackyour own familythey're your easiest opponentsbecause they trust you
>>157180742agreed
>>157181202Yeah he's very gassy
if I ask for a translator, I want a translator. dont fucking question me
https://youtu.be/Y1exN97jjI8?si=strGTdqBLuwKL8l4Shut up you retarded cunt faggots
>>157180952I'm not denying that but how is it terrorism?
Who's welfare check you gotta cash to get a fucking burger around here?
fogo de chao
>>157181336>7k views an hour first day uploaddamn Puke Thomas fell off hard what a shame NOT lol owned
>>157181336>lets talk>said luke thomasonly this take can clear this murky situation
>>157181352Your woman looks embarassed
What race?
>>157181386AIupscaleigger
>>157180334I bet she gives the best head
>>157181386Lion
>>157181386Ngl Smith kinda looks scary
>>157178598Pool, salt water or fresh water?
I think I'd need 2 years to become double champ
>>157181386
>>157181365He's an incredibly popular political commentator. The mma thing is just a side gig
>>157181422Pool
Are people really playing the CTE card? Cool then OJ was innocent too then he was cte'd to the gills
I didnt do it but if I did I had CTE
>>157181457Just a clean italian lad that likes pasta
Just got cava shit was cash
>>157181386American.
>>157181457this gives me hope. I don't need steroids to look hot just commitment and lots and lots of hard work
>>157181457Pizza and Pasta.
>>157181432Nice. Keep it up. Great cardio
>>157181386Orc
>>157181457what the fuck?
>>157181533>tfw the only fighter that has gay sex is Dookie Dan
>>157181342>28-311.01. Terroristic threats; penalty.>(1) A person commits terroristic threats if he or she threatens to commit any crime of violence:>(a) With the intent to terrorize another;>(b) With the intent of causing the evacuation of a building, place of assembly, or facility of public transportation; or>(c) In reckless disregard of the risk of causing such terror or evacuation.
Dana White sells "Holy shit!" moments, when I looked at this weekends card I said "Holy shit, this is really bad"
>>157181578Retarded leaf thinks terrorism just means Belal Muhammad blowing up the whichehouse
>>157181584now this here is a man who knows how to tell jokes
Which house?
Need a movie film to watch
>>157181578doesnt count b
>>157181620Kung Fu Hustle
>>157181619De whychee house, mybrudda Honestly? Hespect from brazeew
>>157181622Listen here bucko. It may be french fries and gravy to threaten to your family in leafland, but that just makes you a terrorist, and we don't negotiate with terrorists
Dan "Hung Men?" Hooker
>>157181620toiletnator
>He's an incredibly popular political commentator. The mma thing is just a side gigBut hey at least he'll always have the 49 times he watched Max vs. Volk 2
I'm actually a fan of Binland (the correct one) AND Frenchanon(nafri)
Bill Maher should step in to the Mixed Martial Arts space I find his common sense takes and cutting wit refreshing in an age of sinpletons
Luke Daddy revved him?
UFC is so gay that the biggest news is cuck garry and smiffThe gooby era is gone and we're all stuck here
>>157178553
>>157181858there isn't a single form of media on Earth that isn't rotting to the core
talk shit about any other fighter but leave enya out of this
>>157181858Would you classify it as a semen slurping """sport"""
>>157181869Cutie McGregor
>>157181875Girls Gone Wild used to be seen as wild. Confessions happened in taxi cabs. Cheaters were filmed.
>>157181875>>157181893I tried to get into the garry story and I can't be bothered to see that. Plus the card is shit after the two weak titles.
>>157181776>Luke Thomas Gets Political
What did Anthony Smith's wife do to make him chimp out so bad? She has to have done something, surely?
>>157181979she was attacking his family
>>157181979enough to make him not quite kill her but enough to be bailed for 500k
You niggas is low key obsequious
obsqueeze me
No talkingNo smoking
Medic wins this weekend, sorry felons
Anthony the Great
>>157178984Peahead looks extremely JUSTed in contrast to everyone else; he could learn a thing or two from Murray and Krazy Horse on how to pose for his mugshots.
>>157181991>you think it's one of my phone calls if I don't know where you livewhat did he mean by this?
Tony “Showtime” Pettis
>>157182034Somebody call Geoff a Medic hahaha
>>157179032Smiff and Peahead have been emotional wrecks for years, b. Compare them to chill CTEmaxxers like Garth, Max, Reem or Tai and you’ll notice the difference in behavior. Stricklel is probably heading into the same direction as Smiff, but worse.
>>157182099ahahahahaha now lets be serious
>>157179556He looks like a farm yard animal. Respectfully.
>>157181386This nigga stuck in Nebraska
hey heemreddit... your favorite "pay the fighters" fighter would beat you into a coma if you caught them in a bad mood... the only difference between you and me is that i know the truth about these animals
>>157179581Fuck him lol
>>157182185What did you meme by this?
>>157178984>Jon with a whole row
>>157182185One can only wish that one of them lost their marbles and heemed Dana altogether with Ari.
5 years ago I would have successfully ran over my wife
>>157182223>HERB DEAN STOOD BY AND LET THAT FRENCHMAN MOLEST ME
>>157182181My nigga Scooby Doo is 162?
Hear me out just a sec: Cyril Gane.
What's tai tuivasa up to
>>157182302Hold on let me check on him in my basement
"Mean" Tim "The Dirty Bird" Means is the only fighter who looked handsome in his run in with the law, everyone else looked like shit.Which is weird because normal Tim is ugly
Why can't Joe Rogan get actually interesting people on his shitty podcast
>>157182343Fag
>>157182302eating at maccas
>>157182363Why can't anyone find the old clip of him assaulting Ronda with his movie idea is the real question
Only a white male could black out their arm because of they were black it's already black no wonder he shot his arm with a gun
>>157182185They are my slaves. I own these losers
what weight class has historically had the most wifebeaters
>>157182372The liver king thing was just weird as soon as he got to Texas he was arrested by Marshalls not a good look imo
Before we make snap judgements about Anthony Smith, lets remember Christy Mack forgave War Machine years ago, and they mutually parted ways. War Machine is still in prison but married and happy, all will be fine in the Smith household.
>>157182446LHW easyIf you think Chuck or Tito didn't weem a bitch, you're crazy. Jenna Jameson alone has probably taken some BOMBS to the chin
your chaels... your derek lewises... every wholesome chungi fighter you've ever gone to bat for, they would heem you dead just because they feelt like it. they are barbarians. in a different time they would have three digit kill counts including women and kids. they are not your friends and they are definitely not heroes.
>>157182464I live near wonderboy, he's actually just a PG rated goofball
>>157182464>speaking from experience >youre right
Gane would never beat his wife
Luke won against a prime Costa but let it be known how fucking Jewish Dana and the UFC was in the conference there was no way he would win
>>157182490he is the scariest of them all.
>>157182464Lmfao
>>157182548I'm 5'11 and he's the same height as me so he should be arrested for heightcutting tbhonest
>>157182464I could outrun em all
>>157182584I feel like Mini Mike would catch you easy
>>157182573DC is 5’6”
Luke vs Costa might be the most aesthetic fight of all time
>>157182573Heightcutting should be banned. 5’4” and under is unisex fighting
>>157182590I'm a good climber too. I have many tricks of evasion. I will remain unheemed
All fighters are bullied bitches
>>157182651Jon Jones says otherwise
I think any supreme heem gentlemen is in agreement that the damage done to Ilias face was not consistent with the light jabs Justin did and therefore he had loaded gloves
Ciryl Gane will beat Tom Asspinall anyway
>>157182667You think he's gonna catch me on an open New Mexico shooting range? Think again. In my preferred environment I am too elusive, to mobile. He'd never get a clear shot
the face of evil
>>157178984shoutout Lavar Johnson
>>157182701dont let him catch you on the streets past curfew
so smiff tried to run over his aoife
The Tony damage was sus was well Justin really is just a useful mm yogart idiot I fear
>>157182181>0-0 record >already getting matched up with a low ranked journeyman think dayner is trying to fast track scooby to a title shot here?
God i hate posers. I really eat sleep and breath this mma shit.
smiff is proper heemed
>>157182765I know, I got your text earlier
it's better to be a lionheart in a cage fight than a lion in a cage -ganeicus
>>157182627That was before Costa went to Turkey (which still didn't work as he kept balding) so no. The real most aesthetic fight of all time is Hobo Conrad vs Mini Mendes
Defend your family, from family.
>>157182736Maybe it's just because clitia has weak manlet skin and he only fought lanksois and other manlets
>>157182782Still had a amazing body
Ray J starting fighting too late but he couldve been ranked
>>157182793Nah it was just a Micky mouse event I fear
feeding anthony lionheart smith handfulls of rotisserie chicken through the bars
Costa is proof that balding doesnt matter
>>157182805If shartles actually lasted longer than 2.5 minutes, maybe we would have seen just how bitchmade clitia's leaky skin is
>>157182783PROTECT YOUR FAMILY AT ALL TIMES.Touch gloves with your wife if you'd like to at this time. God Bless.
is paolo posting here on a vpn
>>157182797It's still embarrassing that Gypsy Crusader has bragged about how much muay thai and mma training he's done and how he's heemed so many people, yet he fights this chubby goof ape and goes life or death to a wicked split decision. So many fellow racists thought it was so cool and he beat him up so good, but they were coping I fear
>>157182813
>>157182818I'm pretty sure Coster lives here now in FloridaWonder why he didn't head to THE Danbury Connecticut with the rest of the hues
>>157182822supahotfire won that fight too
>>157182836Why would the BOXING judges go for the racist non black then? Seems weird,All I know is that it's just sad to be that roided up and training for that long and you can't even weem an NN
>>157182834costa seems smart vis an vis the helwanis unlike the rest of his species
>>157182840wasn't it some aidin ross circus shit, GC is trending more than SHF who was best known as a gif before heeming ray j if i had to guess
Brandrisk and Zuffa are bringing boxing back
>>157182827Lmao look at how soft he throws when his gloves aren't loaded
>>157182858Chucks gonna pull out like a PAMF
They call me lil loco
>>157182852>wasn't it some aidin ross circus shit,YesI didn't even watch it closely and I don't get boxing scoring, so I'm not saying he did or didn't win, but they did involve the Florida Athletic Commission so I'd assume they had normal judges
>>157182862he has dynamite in his hands
>>157182862>charles clitia is leaking after he was >garth knocks him down twice>it's so SOFT
>>157182876Oh FUCK I made a typoZigged when I shoulda zagged. Well it is what it is and I'll take a look at it with my coaches, see where we went wrong, and come back stronger
>>157182870when they had their abomination at the apex hunter and daner briefly did commentary (hunter is an insufferable koksu spede) and during their nauseating circle jerk they mentioned how aidin doesn't have to drug test and something about the commission and why they don't care about it, enlightening discourse, there was a visibly drunk fighter on the walk out at the time
Justin, Trevor and Ali will be in prison soon enough
>>157182890>Adin Ross revealed that the Florida Boxing Commission denied his request for another event in Florida this May, citing safety concernsDANA YOU FUCKING SNITCH YOU RUINED IT
>>157178801I'm amazed she's still around.
bare knuckle brand risk live from mississippi
>>157182895Would Justin be allowed in the Mexican Mafia if he tells them about his chicano spirit?Could also go straight to the NaziNiggas with Germ cred
>>157182921It's retarded how the influencer fighting shit all just clung to boxing (boring pillow tap unrealistic dogshit) instead of MMA or bare knuck.I mean if I wanna watch some youtube dorks fight, then let me see an actual fight instead of the stupid boxing diaper and big gloves to hide behind and the hug them because I'm scared defense.
https://wwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjpu0-o9iek?si=AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOp
>>157182934Fight Circus needs to return and make these streamers toe the line or sit in the wheel chair and box
i was already middle aged when prison mike tyson arrived,,, if you think i'm falling for prison daniel rodriguez you've got another thing coming
>>157182934they should do boat sailing around the cape of good hope or wrestle a tiger or something bourgeois and stupid, just leave our salt of the earth combat sports for real men and i guess skirts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvlujbJ5vg?si=AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOp
>>157182977>>157182967>>157182934I think they should be forced to give eachother MAD throat and slop it up
I don't think i would attack my wife even if i have 4 daughters
IT'S FUCKING UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yle9TX62Iu4
>>157183007What if you just defended her from some Nebraskan corn nigga she shouldn't have been talking to and you got kicked out of a concertbut you decide that fine it's your birthday so you'll just go to a nice bar with her and then yet again some shit starts and you just say "let's frickin go home B word" and she REFUSES right in front of everyone, makes you look like a goofball cuck and the guy you were beefing with starts laughing at you?
>>157183014>guru going nuclear on big gay jonlove it
>>157183027your gimmick is entirely based around mine try and cook up something better for 2027 we have eyes on us now, does guru have a good smiff impression i could watch his slop this one time
Smith is up for some truly dark times. I think it only gets worse for him. I remember he was talmbou drinking all day everyday during the last few months on the Believe You Me podcast. And he talked about his schizo tendencies after he left a bit. He didn't just give his wife a bloody nose like Jones, she is either disfigured or was close to death according to Nebraska's severe bodily harm definition.This means he's beyond being the dog house for a few weeks like Bones. This is more of a situation where he's ordered to never speak to his wife and the kids get "adopted" and take their future stepdad's last name in the future. Prison might be the easiest place for him to live. No desk jobs at Paramount or PFL, I could see Meng firing him gaybreadFC for putting le hands on a woman. We're talking burger king or dish washer level jobs ahead for smiff, or a life of crime like selling crack or pimping whores on the streets. Or the final solution being perma heem before he goes to court.Unless he has a miracle synergy with a crying performance apology, mixed with CTE blame, while carefully reminding people he's black (to make beating his wife to a pulp more palpable to mainstream audiences and white women) he might just make it out of this, but I really think it's over...
>No one attacks my family except me.SOON
>>157183036jon burials are never stopping. reap what you sow.
>>157183037selling crack and puss on the skreets requires a certain charm and personable nature than anthony "change my pitch up" smiff lacks, he will be collecting depts or something more menial, carrying contraband etc
>>157182955gay faggot.
>>157183050Porps for the Prodigy kowlege my man
>>157183036>does guru have a good smiff impressionNo, frankly his American accents all sound like shit.
>>157182955>>157183051(me)okay middle part and on not bad
>>157183053i sometimes exceed myself but i am a mere vessel it is smiff who writes the jokes
>>157183056how did you not know aerodynamic the tapping tilulilu and the synth line over it are one of my first thawlts when i think of daft punk
>>157183069Now post the Rashad heemeningCan't believe this doo got such a lucky titlerun just weeming elderly men and cans (gus)
>>157183069Liquid bawxing
>>157182955Sick song, Homework was such a dope albm
>>157183073Wait it was NoTime, not GusMy point still stands though
>>157183069>GET IN THE CAR BITCH>SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
official thread smiff theme
>>157183077BasedUnnecessary follow up shots now that I'm seeing it again, this doo knew he was out. Smiff is truly a marauder and this is what made me take the smiffpill originally.HEEMINDER he used to unironically walkout to that one Eminem song we made fun of at the time
Curling up in a smiffball and howling in distress
Smith hit that Metriod ball abd hit that hoe with an screw attack
Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you homeMmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
>>157183037I mean he might not be wealthy but if he doesn't get loife in prison he can just coach bjj or something and made a modest living.
I'm giving you a Smiff pill to tell you how I feel (we'll go all, all, all night long)I wanna drive you through the night, down the hills (we'll go all, all, all night long)I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear (we'll go all, all, all night long)I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear (we'll go all, all, all night long)
Smiff's crashout has been foretold and has been gestating in the luminiferous aether of /heem/ these past 2 weeks. For some reason War Machine became a meme again here, and this was either a sign, or the very meme magic that sparked the lion heart's wrath.
>>157183114>just coach bjj or somethingGroomer Smiff arc SOONWhen we're in our late 30's/early 40's we will see him for the first time since his arrest, walking out the next 20 year old WMMA prospect looking like a normal coach until he kisses her DEEP before she enters the cage
>aoife won't jump in the car>she won't let you take her home>she won't jump in the car>it's too far to go on her own>(no thank you smiff)>ah c'mon, i'm a trustworthy guy>(no thank you smiff)>oh bb girl i wouldn't tell you no lie>(i know your game)>how can i look like, a pig from a farm>(you're all the same)>she's got me there, but i'll shoot my arm
The Smiffs
The Smiffsons
Mr. and Mrs. Smiff
me and anthony lionheart smith just heemed fifty prisoners who tried to jump us
>>157183193I smiffed fitty men
Smiff and Weston
Smiffsonian
Waiting for the dust to settle before I make up my mind. It's not clear whether the chuds are going to have smiff's back because le cte or hate him for injuring his wife too bad. It's also not clear if the Luke Thomases/helwanis are going to support Smiff and use this as a springboard to blame Dana and cte or will they bury him because he hurt a female? If everyone turns on smiff, smiff is my boy. If they all support smiff, I will turn on him.
>>157183197you smiffed fifty mengs
>>157183207Blame it on the vodkaBlame it on the hennyPour me a patronCatch me in the zoneBlame it on the cte
>>157183207I shan't be using r/mma for obvious reasons, but 4chan contrarianism is the lamest shit about the culture here. I wonder what Sherdog forums are like
>>157183207>>157183226This is basically what being a le hardcore fan means now.
>>157183207
Smiff's Hit n Run (Formerly Bones')
Smiffdog forums
>>157183207luke already blamed prolonged head trauma and pointed out that smiff was a glorified punching bag while being careful not to detract from the fact smiff is a mental pos, this is obviously the rational take anything else is emotional
Anthony?
anthony melonheart
Tried my best to give a fuck about the smiff situation but I unfortunately couldn't manage to do it
Anthony Smith vs Joe Son
smiff has failed to:capitalize on a dirty but legit title winpawldcastrun over a human with a car (multiple counts)not shoot himself in the armavoid arrestfurvamore heeminder that hunter turned him down for powerslap i don't want to be mean but good god
>Smiff fucks up >Jon conclusion: Yeah I'm kinda like Gandhi What a legend
>>157183331ole Bonesy doesn't miss as per
I wonder if smiff had this in the back of his head from time but porrier did it first then smiff botched his version
But I said, Look here, brotherWho you jivin' with that cosmic debrisNow, who you jivin' with that cosmic debrisLook here, brother, don't you waste your time on me
wait gandhi no hold on EMERGENCY 'CORD MEETING
Angandhi Smiff
this echoes the seventh layer disaster but what is a most loyal disciple without the hardest of tests hopefully something happens and it blows over
>>157183326hunter failed to recognize that the fetus guard would revolutionize sleemstotal lack of vision in poofc leadership
Gandhi raped underaged girls
watch rizin you guys
>>157178984I had to double check the only female in that photo. Its Arianny Celeste the UFC ringgirl. Turns out she beat the shit out her pajeet boyfriend at a Vegas hotel and kicked him in the head while he was unconcious. A proper heemer
>>157183371we watch that crap here, brother
Antony Fergusmith
No public records of me beating my wife for the 5th year in the row. Trying to remain humble but I kinda deserve a nomination for the Nobel peace prize.
>>157183370no it was weirder and creepier than even that but just stfu you are the gurutroon i don't expect intellect from you
>>157183395No i'm not.
>>157183398aa well then i apologize however the point stands gandhi was a nasty old freak very ior bockish to be polite
>>157183399Little rapist for sure.
>kicked out of a concert for being drunk and loud>wife wnats to stay and listen>he drags her away>this is kidnappingI guess, man.>wife wont get in the car>he drives the car around her yelling dumb shit>this is him trying to run her overI guess, man.Still don't get where the terrorism charge is coming from.
>>157183394Top 5 times she revved you up?
>>157183405propably the threatening to shoot himself but only hitting his arm is added in there somewhere >>157183404among other weird things, there is even a second indian revolutionary from the same era with no baggage but for some reason we focus on punjab smeagol on instead
