Pozzed McPiggy edition
Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub
>That fuckin' finook Topuria, I can't even say his name
>>157237722Fuck Dana
This is just European cultcha you heckin bigot!
Why do you suppose Sneed in particular make tranny janny so mad?
Po' po' piggy tyla...
>>157237805Based. King.
props to the betfag who posted picks on the game thread. i won $20 on rakic by decision and $18 on musayev moneyline
Ilia having homies and going to popping clubs in Ibiza got them losers big mad
>>157237850broke reddit chumps
makes sense for dricus to swoop in and steal that belt while things are so grim
>>157237850I wasn't jealous of that I was jealous of the dick up his ass desu
He was gay, Ilia Topuria?
>>157237747>statue of a naked boy holeing hia dick behind philwas this an intentional choice by chase? He revealed that phil had gay sex in the can with is why he's so obsessed with it
>>157237868
>>157237864Nothing funnier than retards falling for fake fight IN THE WORKS announcements kek
>>157237884Noo! Are you listening to me?!
Datri Gold Title or bust
>being a flaming faggot is okay because it was in da poppin clubs, whatever the fuck that means!
homosex is ok there's nothing wrong with it
Me to my boys in da club
>>157237907Catching? Not Pitching?
>>157237864Dricus will heem. He has the only fight style more autistic than Jiri
You losers will never have homies waiting for you at the crib with hoes
I shit so hard a bunch of water flew out of the bowl
>>157237897this would really hit if 90% of big fights weren't known about before they're announced
blow job penn kekhttps://youtu.be/nx6yuhIcVWc
>>157237909>one victor>no one named victor involvedthis is why no one takes bkfc seriously
>>157237909https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/529035-giuliano-argeli>first fight 3rd round KO loss>second fight 2nd round KO lossthis seems to be tommasini's debut.Either giuliano's chin has turned to dust and he gets KO'd in the first or he KO'd tommasolini sometime during the first or second round.
https://www.homeoffight.com/trivia/perfect-fighter/Mini-Game
was bj the gayest of all time?https://youtu.be/WcsiuYIgEG4
>>157237961>im going to name my kid blowjob Who thought this was a good idea???
*clap* be *clap* better * cap* posters *calp* and *clap* men!
>>157237956my second draft (first one sucked)
Ilia digs on man meat
>>157237985Get fucked, nerd
>posts stop coming in as they try to beat my scoreBROKE BITTER BUMS STUCK IN THE MUDYOU MAD FUELS
>>157237985It's tawlf
>>157238029>>157237985Bitch.
>>157238108Respin ya goof
>>157238110I kneel, I keep getting Mini Mike to ruin my shit
>>157237956>rates umar's striking at 82OOF!
dana white just rimmed me
>>157238110Hoenstly? Fuck yuo. Respectfully.
This doo is unfortunate looking
>>157238169Kelvin does NOT have a 100 chin
>>157238181Needs a dippy
>>157238181Mec, ou est le voiture?
Allan Nascimento (fought 2 months ago) passed awayhttps://x.com/ufc/status/2084392303226126734
>>157238194vax status?
>>157238194long covid strikes again
>>157238194
>>157238108>CM Punk - Wrestling - 58Rigged
>>157238168
>>157238194Who
check this beast
>>157238265When he turned away I snuck a quick kiss on my computer screen :]
>>157238020
>undefeated GOAT contender finally loses in a humiliating way>they fag out and start taking dicks in all of their holesWhy do I feel like this has happened before?
>>157238288
>>157238284Should have Made Terry McChinny the chin health
>>157238194He looked off when they fought
>>157238284You think your hot shit huh
pederast ant
>>157237925
Why did the UFC intern who posted that tweet also describe the cause of death with that much detail. Seems disrespectful.
>>157238339>almost get heemed by THE stockton Soiboi>85 chinAyyo hollup, I must have a chin in the mid 90s
>>157238346
>>157238369why does this guy look like a mix between schaub, bryan callen, and ari shaffir?
>>157238339>20 FIGHT IQ That's a bit a harsh
I had a dream where Schaub, Callen and Ari Shaffir pumped my butt and I gave birth to an italian american twink
>>157238413>*gallops toward you*
>>157238194Raposo with the delayed permaheem
>>157238404
>>157238194These guys are supposed to be fit how the fuck did he get a heart attack in his mid 30s? some people really just get unlucky. Could happen to any of us.
>>157238346The "our beloved" was more weird to me
>>157238436You just know.
>>157238438I'd bet it's steroids and coke.
>>157238459
striking - ben askrenpower - michael chiesawrestling - junior tafajiu jitsu - justin tafacardio - derrick lewisfight iq - michael chandlerchin - johnny walker
>>157238438Probably repeatedly overdoing it stressed out his heart til it popped. Happens to endurance runners all the time
Sneed’s walkout was leaked https://youtu.be/YD4uv1vRnWA
>>157238490A gay, a jew and Alex Stein walk into Tito's Cantina. Wait, uh, I misspoke. A gay jew, Alex Stein, walks into Tito's Cantina.
The news about that guy dying really spoiled the mood. Let's just pretend he didn't die and move on
>>157238194Now we will sit and wait until Sean Strickland responds
allan nascimento found permaheemed in his own home
Alas, poor Allen, we hardly knew ye...
Ilia's try not to suck dick for 20 minutes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>157238582this is why he was stopped 20 minutes into his match with justin gaethje. he couldn’t wait any longer
any day could be your last, or you could have a lot more.
>>157238194Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that
>>157238594This looks like that rich happa girl who did the torture porn thing to piss off dada.Someone should see if those guys feel as confident with BIGG KAYLA
CHILLS
RIP Pele
>>157238594Why is that the only picture of her? I don't think she really exists
>>157238490This looks sk fuken sick hotyl fuck
>>157238594he was pooing
>>157238588The streets are saying this
>>157238594>it was all a workunironically disappointed
eat da poopoo
Por favor
>>157238570
Fuken pood in her head! Whites are fucked
>>157238702this doo has those schaub lips
Why do all my boys turn out to feast on man meat?
>>157238735Cause you got good taste meng *winks*
I would brake into yuor house and flop my BBC onto your moms fine china as her mouth waters. I wuold stare you down snd command you to go get seasoning from your kitcheb. Some garlic salt. I would force you to season my beef. I would look down at it then look up at you and yell KEEP SEASONING before your mom undulates her mouth and throat all over that thang
>>157238760pulsating like moving liver
The GOAT. Chills.
Heeminder that we're only ironic gay shitposters here. Namefags get filtered, so do your duty fellas
>>157237783janny will seethe with immediacy at the mention of a country to the northwest of India.
I lived bitch.
Well I d’know Dutch. Heh, I reckon God himself was a little gay when he created Adam all by hisself. God musta been lonely. I think we could all welcome a lil’ more self love, fill that hole we’re tryna fill watchin heems
thats how i know ur a bitch
My name is Mustafa Tang
Who has the mythical 100 score in Jiu Jitsu?
>>157238893Shartles
>>157238438There's nothing healthy about the level of training that professional athletes do. Exercise is a stressor, and hard training is a whole body, massive stressor. You could be as healthy as a horse but a horse can still run itself to death.
>>157238929
Which one of you keeps calling my phone
I was hearing people call welsh mengster a prawlject all the time but im saying where's his literal fixed fight and 42 year old retired short notice darren elkins matchup like they're givin this messican kid?
Warren G - Let me Poo
Ima gona poo on you head
bud's an imposter
>>157238789KWAB
I miss when 4chan wasnt 90% brown autists thinking this was the place they can go be nigger retards at
>>157238789>>157239017We need to be getting all 100
>>157238922>>157239017
>>157239017>power cody garbo
Well let's start off tonights docket with something that's very en vogue on social media lately, I'm sure you've all heard about this big scandal that's come out about 4chan, or should I say *adjusts reading glasses* with their /sp/ board and it's janitors in particular? There are numerous sources reporting on this currently, and all of them seem to be in consensus that they're faggots but there's this whole new thing coming to light behind the scenes where they're also niggers. Details are still sort of hazy here, but from what we can confirm from an evidentiary basis is they are at least the former if not also the latter.
>>157239035In hindsight, he's like a mountain Jean Claude
>>157238929Then why don’t they take Xanax? 0 cortisol spike
>>157239019This faggot misses 4chan lmoaFuken Jason Lmoa
>>157239027Striking should be Anderson Silva.Power should be Frank Ngannou. No idea who the BJJ one could be
So now that we know Topliget loves gobbling on dongs is that why the wife left? Because I used to think she was a stupid Latina cunt from Miami but if he’s genuinely a faggot I wouldn’t blame her for leaving
Why do turtles live so long? They move slowly, food for thawlt.
>>157239077you iver trained on a xannybar before b?
bobby green MURK'D Bang
Think about it, flies, mouses etc live really short lives because their hearts beat too fast. Now if you slow down your heart, you can live way longer.
blud's neva eard uv a restin eart rate innit
>>157238438it's called clot shot. athletes randomly dropping in their 30s is a completely normal occurrence now. even trenheads lived up to 40s before.
The age of Topuriaposters? Heemed. Personally I'm grateful.
>>157239097Nah but I’ve taken it before it genuinely feels like nothing. Take a 0.5mg you don’t feel inebriated or whatever you just feel blank mentally. Not to say I didn’t have thoughts or rationality but there’s no stress or real emotions, also I don’t detect any lethargy or tiredness
>>157239019I've been here for over a decade now, what timeframe was /heem/ ever not this ?
>>157239186Lmao newfag
>>157239195Back up doo
Resting fart rate
>>157239212I know you didn't just do that
Either he's taking the piss or people are in for an interesting character arc
pereira got caught by izzy. gane DOMINATED him
Topiglet was fartin' out the Spanish starting 11's seed while resting
>>157239234CHADru just doesn't miss.heem Troons BTFO KEK
>>157239234I think this proves what the Canadian was saying and it's just Europeans are gay. If clitia tongue fucks his friend and holds his hips, it's just love. If Jon says things in a fruity way, he will spread 3 videos about JONES IS GAY?!?!?!. We are held to a higher standard of masculinity
>>157239234TOpiglet haters… not like this… BIG GU was supposed to END HIM!!!
what can explain me not being able to fall asleep? Is it because Guru hasn't made a clitia exposed video yet? I even exercised I should be exhausted
>Jon Jones wore a pink shirt 12 years ago??? HES FUCKIN GAY!!!!>Clitia was grinding on a twink at a gay club? No comment>Tom Asspinall self castrated himself? No commentFAT COPING PIGGY!!!!
Guru's starting a show with Conservative Ant
>>157239268>>157239306Just to clarify it's tawlf to explain away Jon pitching a tent when playing with BabyBulla, BUT he made several Jones gay videos before that so, I still find it hypocritical
Why is it a bad thing if a man is gay
>>157239328Only women are allowed to be gay
>>157239328wow asking the tough questions are we? Short answer it's not bad
>>157239306Brother Jon Jones is on video getting an erection interacting with a toddler sized man + he’s on video at a comedy club drunk as fuck talking about how he’s going to have gay sex. It’s not even a debate he’s a gay man
>>157239334Why
Explain what Ilia did that is “gay” exactly
>>157239353Ordained by the ancients
>>157239328It’s not bad in itself but society as a whole is better off with it being suppressed. For a number of reasons.
>>157239362Your ancestors were gay as fuck
PISSLAM NEW INTERVIEW IS OUTHE ADMITS HE FOUGHT LIKE A BORING FAGGOT AGAINST JDM BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID TO LOSE.PROMISES TO ACTUALLY FIGHT AGAINST IAN THIS TIME
>>157239360Ate the missus minge the fucking poof
>>157239360How would you feel if I pulled your head close to mine so we're touching faces, then slowly moved my hand down to grab you by the hip ? What would you say to me
>>157239396Nice fanfic homo
>>157239234he just made it worse
If you think about it there is very little difference between fighting a man and making sweet love to them
Ilia haters will tell you he’s gay but Umar isn’t>>157238210
>>157239306The perception of Mr Loner on male friendships might be more interesting than him being a ragebaiting walking contradiction
>>157239412Alright then, that's my point
"Aleks, I came""What.""When he kneed me, I came""Ilia, I'm going to stop the fight.""No, no uno mas, I'm still hard"
>>157239425>Ilia haters will tell you he’s gay but Umar isn’tThis is just false, everyone knows the brazzas are gay. It's almost as if Caucasians have a deep rooted homosexuality that must be released. Wonder why Merab can't get a gf
>>157239434>makes some shit up about two friends sharing a half hug when they’re out partying
>>157239425Two gay men can exist in this world b
This is how a totally 100% heterosexual and not mentally ill person dresses.
>>157239452>>157237779Observe
>>157239454Those men? Jon Jones and Ilia Topuria.
what if ilia is gay as a joke
>>157239468You’re projecting again
>>157239452IF IT WASNT GAY THEN WHY DID IT MAKE ME FEEL FUNNY IN MY PRIVATE PARTS? EXPLAIN THAT, YUROPOOR
>>157239460this is unironically what you need to dress like to slay poon in 2026, everybody is looking like a fruity clown
>>157239452I'm not making it up, you can frame it however you want. Just watch the video and tell me your reaction to me doing that to you. You can cope and say "well I don't know you" That's fine, what would you think if I did that to you though?
>>157239471
Any heems?
This is the guy Topiglet was groping and interlocking fingers with btw
>>157239498If you were a good friend I’d known for years and we were out drinking? Wouldn’t even think twice about it.
>>157239530The real question isWhy are there europeens coping about this? Is it they're big Clitia fans? I don't think so, they never came out to defend him getting shit on until this. This forces me to think that these doos are kissing and huggin on they homiesAYYO THESE BOYS SWEET
ITS JUST YURO CULTURE YOU HECKIN XENOPHOBIC CHUD!
>>157239530This nigga sweet. This nigga has sugar in his tank.
Sex with men lowkey a bit sus on the downlow
is it gayer to do what poopooria did or is it gayer to save a bunch of images of men so you can gossip about it at your gay book club later?
I could care less, basically.
>>157239546Frat boys do way gayer shit than that on the regular
>>157239558Maybe you're a flambé
>>157239531I'm not your good friend, what would you think?You'd think it's fucking gay and you'd try (and fail) to heem me
>>157239557Having gay sex is probably gayer yeah
>>157239564*raises paw*I believe I could heem you
>>157239569this only happened in your head though
>h-he hugged him!>h-he kissed his cheek!Closeted Northern Euro puritan nonsense. This is why everyone in the UK is miserable all the time.
Evidence for Ilia being gay: he was drunk at a club with his other professional sports star friend who just won the World Cup, and they hugged each other in a culture where it’s normal for men to do that Evidence for Jon Jones being gay: he admitted on video to having gay sex while drunk at a comedy club, he got an erection from wrestling with a toddler-sized man, he sexually assaulted a man behind the stage at UFC Retarded Topuria haters: DURRRR THESE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING
>>157239306Honestly Jones has done gayer shit sober
The oinkcord has not been taking Clitia's coming out of the closet very well I fear...
We are all gay here in /heem/ though
Ian Garry is wayyyyy gayer than Ilia and will probably beat Islam so…
>>157239561I guess it's a good thing I'm not a frat boy then?You however ARE sweet
>>157239234A few things.1. he tried dating and realized he isn't cut out for it because nobody wants to date someone with his 'career'2. he's been dealing with criminal cases in the UK a lot recently. its costing him a lot of money and it's really stressing him out, because he's realized his identity isn't compatible with the life he wants to live. you cant speak your mind and be beholden to youtube LOL
They seem to be gotten to
>>157239602Ian is gayer than men that have gay sex. Vaginal slave men are the faggiest you can be
Listen, if you ain't gay you ain't a true heemer
STOP COPING YOU CLOSETED HOMOSTHIS IS A SAFE SPACEHereEveryoneEnjoysMen.com
>>157239604Literally every stream all his fans beg him to move to America (he can do it, he’s a millionaire and the Trump admin is promoting European/white immigration) and his response is “ehhh I dunno m8 maybe I guess”. I think he’s just lazy
>>157237946Lmao yeah 90% of big fights are known before they're announced, but those are only about 5% of all the IN THE WORKS fight announcements that you guys soi out over. It never gets old.
>>157239603Projecting again.
Jon was gayKhabib was gayAnderson Silva was gayIzzy had gay bestiality sexConor was gay Sean Strickland very clearly has sugar in his tank Prize fighting is a quintessentially homoerotic sport
>>157239633He came here and spiraled into a deep depression as soon as he stepped foot back onto the gross little island. I think he wants to be miserable
To the niggas talking about how this nigga gay, this nigga gayer or whatever, man shut the fuck up To my gay niggas, man shut the fuck up.To the rest of you, man shut the fuck up.To those who didn't say shit, man shut the fuck up
It's okay to be gay, just don't be a faggot about it
>>157237825Betting is for degenerates. Fuck off
No one is using Dickus as a defense for clitia which tells me they know that what clitia did is fucking GAY and that Big Drick is just normal
It's gay to be okay, faggot
>>157239645I was miserable when I visited Europe and saw how fucking terrible the diversity is. Not a fan of illegals and South American immigration but they’re 1000x better and less infuriating to have in the country than fucking mudslimes and Africans
americans making a big deal out of everythang, nigga your president is a pedophile lmao
>>157239633>trump is promoting le white migrationdoes that mean you can just show up and skip the paperwork as a white man like he let the jumping beans do or what?
Listen, you're gay if you don't kiss your homies sometime, faggot
>>157239666Yeah and he sucked off Bill Clinton what of it
>Topiglet's when they see brazzas in the hot tub together: THEY ARE SO LE GAY!!!>Topiglet's when clitia is literally grinding on a gay twink: uhm acktually everyone is le gay and that is okay!!!Clitia sisters... this is not a good look
>>157239685Projecting again.
didn't take the kwab jab, just wasn't for me
Oh you're scared of kissing another man because you're scared you might be gay? Faggot
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/UCGahjulv2I
>>157239669No but you have a higher chance of getting an approved visa and citizenship. Btw I’m not saying I like ZOGnald and he’s obviously not doing nearly enough, but this is simply the immigration policy right now
