Tillamook Cheese edition Previous >>157261077
‘ners
>actually I hate ice cream smartest cabotard
>Fagbot cheese seething so much they had to make a different thread
If the Dodgers are shit will there be no lockout?
>>157265124They are losing on purpose to make it seem like they don't have a huge advantage
This cheese war needs to end. Why cant all the cheeses come together and melt as one?
Why did my humble coneys start a thread war? I just wanted to try skyline chili lmao.
Why are we doing early nu in /sp/'s slowest season?>>157265074I understand that, but the whole point of WAR is comparing players to potential replacements. Any player that makes it to the big leagues is already an elite defender, so being an elite+1 defender doesn't change the game much.
The Dodgers are 4-8 since visiting the White House including six straight losses. The Trump curse continues for sport teams.also, extra sharp cheddar is the best cheese on this planet
>>157265091based bread and cheese baker
Mod here. Please condense this down to one thread
>>157265146>Why are we doing early nu in /sp/'s slowest season?Shillamook tranny got btfo in the prev thread and had to save face by making nu early. Laugh at xer.
>>157265139Never... spare me the talk about love and peace for everyone. How do you expect the elites to keep people divided over their sports teams?Did you know that a Bee can drink water...
>>157265091
Imagine being so asshurt about the mariners that you post shit like this lol >>157265160
>>157265168same here my frens
We need a cheese cap. Other brands can't compete with Tillamook
>>157265133That's what Mets fans said
birds
>>157265170LETS GO TWINS
>>157265175I enjoy Robert Kraft cutting the cheese
>>157265160It's sad but what do expect from a gayriners fanatic.
All cheese made on that scale is shit
>>157265187Almost 50 years without even a single AL pennant? I'd probably tie my self worth to a local cheese brand too, if I was a fan of such a club. Absolutely grim.
baseball is ass, if you can smell what I'm cooking
>>157265198
>>157265189One day, when you least expect it, I’ll dash down from a tree and pee on your leg.
Cheese? I thought this was a hot sauce genny?
Reddit has better cheese discussion
>>157265160mariner fans have no integrity
>>157265238Some say they are even worse than phillies fans. Not quite but many are saying.
The post that launched a thousand (2) threads
I love IPAs, jomboy, settlers of catan, science, trans rights, my girlfriends black bull, Nintendo, Tillamook cheese and the SEATTLE FREAKIN MARINERS
>>157265174what a breakfast
I think this Dodgers losing streak is all about setting up for the 2027 season and helping the players. That comeback in the 8th inning was wild, and then they seemed to switch it off just to let the Cubs take the series. Baseball should be thanking the Dodgers instead of criticizing them.Not all cheeses are created equal, but one has truly stood the test of time: Government Cheese. It’s the ultimate choice for making delicious grilled cheese sandwiches.
>>157265223this is a Bigs genny (i prefer hot honey flavor)
>>157265270>Government Cheesehomey dont play dat
Will /mlb/ ever recover from this cheese war?
>>157265267only if you are sharing it with a lovely linebacker size gf then its breakfast and lunch
>>157265297crashing this thread with no survivors
>>157265290So, you know about those delicious grilled cheese sammiches
Please stop posting about cheese
>>157265270soup lines! free loaves of bread!five pound blocks of cheese!bags of groceries!social security has run out on your and me we just get by the best that we can we gotta duck when the shit hits the fan!
>>157265361Emmylou Harris general
For me it’s Breyers
This genny is ruining /sp/. Fuck you
>>157265361Alright, let’s dive into baseball strategies. You can start while I’m still working on my five-pound block of cheese.
>>157265396Based.
>>157265363is this a song if so its a hit on truths
>>157265406They’re both very good tbqh >>157265415https://youtu.be/J04NXYkUd8c?is=_q6TmqQJ0glQFmQz
>saves baseball
>>157265429
>flyovers when their wiscslopson mass produced by mexicans dull cheddar isn't as popular as the 'mook
>>157265454who is this handsome man saving baseball
>>157265463PCA all day
We need nu tho
double slurper at 12:40
>>157265459Kek it really be do like that
>>157265471ReckERG?
>>157265471No, eat your cheese
how do you make the perfect grilled cheese
>>157265297>cheese warCheeselets are in their caves hiding from Big Tillamook drones like COWARDS
>>157265406This is what made me love grey haired women
>>157265507They used to eat my azz n call me that, years ago.... back in dem days....>>157265519Sorry sir
>>157265527start with Tillamook sharp cheddar, butter, and some bread.
>>157265527Someone post the Gordon Ramsay webm to show how it's done
Listen motherfucker, I got some buns you can butter
>>157265555Checked
>>157265555Cheesed to meat you
>>157265555
>>157265527Butter a large pan over high heat until the butter melts and bubbles, then reduce the heat to medium and add your choice of bread. I prefer wheat over white, though I sometimes use other varieties. Don’t rush to add the cheese—let the bread get extra crunchy first, then add your favorite cheeses to both sides. Flip them together, lower the heat to medium-low, and enjoy.
>>157265580Oh fufk yeah
>>157265568hahahaha
>>157265579You just know
Guys, baseball is almost on. We can stop talking about cheese
>>157265607Pivot to Recker's ass!
>>157265607its Thursday and he schedule is very like on games
light
>>157265607>morning baseballoh dats a comfy frog in a sleeping bag with a smug face!
Tuna
>>157265527>>157265546Hot pan, MAYO'd bread (franz texas toast) and once slice each of tillamook sharp cheddar AND a kraft delux single
>>157265607Oh fug he's right.
>>157265662people who eat tuna in public deserve the death penalty. no one wants to smell that shit keep it at home.
>>157265678I am at home!
>>157265681keep it that way!
Framber is on the mound for the Tiggies today and there was already a benches clearing spat last night, I expect a full on brawl when that disagreeable faggot plunks another Mariner.
>>157265678>cracks a tin of sardines in your path
>>157265705Mariners don't have anyone on their roster that is good at fighting
Pete Goat-Chadstrong
>>157265729>erasing the trans history of baseballyike
>>157265146>Any player that makes it to the big leagues is already an elite defenderHow is that true at all? Is there a single guy that can crush MLB piching but doesn't make the big leagues because they can't defend? Has anyone who was a top hitter in their class gone undrafted because of lack of defensive ability?It was worth putting Adam Dunn, Manny Ramirez, Ryan Howard, David Ortiz in interleague play, etc in the field over a good fielder with no batYet every team has dozens of guys in the minors who play elite defense but can't hit MLB quality pitching and therefore only ever make the team for a few games occasionally as an injury replacement if they make it at allAll the evidence points to pretty much any athletic guy in their 20s being able to learn to play minimally acceptable first base, or if they're not incredibly slow corner outfield.
>>157265728Wrong
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmQ0QsWmSE
>>157265762Is Peff Jewish?
>“We're not going to put Kade in the bullpen,” Mariners president of baseball operations Jerry Dipoto said. “He's the best starting pitcher in the Minor Leagues. I think he leads the Minor Leagues in everything, not [just] the Texas League, but [all of] the Minor Leagues. And he is trending in every way you can.”Is we getting Woo benched for road starts?
>>157265756helps that he's got one of these tucked in his sock for when things start feeling froggy
>>157265756Based mosh pit Mariner
>>157265771The official stabbing instrument of the Seattle Mariners.
Who would win in a fight: a tiger or a Mariner? That's what I thought
>>157265781The Tiger is from Detroit and therefore cannot swim.
>>157265781good question
>>157265691I just had what some are describing as a "Tuna Toastie"
>>157265752>You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boysDale Long
>>157265705I don't even know why the Mariners were mad about Cal getting hit he's batting like .140 they should be thanking the Tigers for getting him on base
>>157265781*Blocks your path*
Ignore all Tillamook cheese shills. True Mariner fans know there is only one worthy holder of the throne in the Northwest.
>>157265781uhm actually.....
>>157265787Quite a few MLB owners aren't actually billionaires, but I agree nonetheless.
>>157265781Tiger. A mariner is incapable of even winning a lowly AL pennant in 48 years. Completely harmless, well except to themselves.
>>157265799kek, I posted based de Jesus drilling Cal in the ribs to hopefully get him back on the IL. There's a good chance Pereda plays because it's a day game anyway.
>>157265818>Completely harmless, well except to themselves.True, Xheattle did create an entire genre of music about how much it sucks, they hate themselves, and dream of suicide (many followed through).
>>157265781How drunk is the Mariner, is he on a boat, how aggressive is the tiger, does the Mariner have fish, can he give the tiger a lot of fish and make him full so the tiger gets sleepy?
>>157265813Damn that's embarrassing for the Tigers mascot lmfao https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xP-ow_K9PVc
>>157265812This is actually the best stuff, I made macaroni with it and everyone loved it.
>>157265835They were just copying Janes Addiction and the Pixies
>>157265812Never seen this before tbqht. Oregon ancientcum of six years
It's O time
>>157265861Based O's poster
>>157265835the only thing seattle ever had going for it was Fraiser.
>>157265853The only guy doing that was the one fag from Aberdeen.
>>157265459>mfw i catch the rats who are eatin my 'mook
>>157265885*blocks your path*
I'm watching the game. This is a bit different from when I used to play wii sports.
>throws 4 straight balls to startWhat's this strategy called?
>>157265979We call it “angels ain’t it,” here.
Truth hurts.>BUT BUT REDDIT!!!!!Being from the PNW is reddit. Not an argument.
>>157265091The Mets of cheese, over priced for results you could get using much less costly cheese.
>>157266005The verdict is in - the 'mook is mid.
cheeselet is STILL seething KEK
>>157266005>>157266010>>157266014Rough day for Tillamid cheese.
Trannymook is not for me. Lotta better cheeses out there without supporting these satanic causes. Sorry sis.
I'm very hesitant to trust anyone on anything food related. "Good," "bad," and "better" are opinion based descriptors for taste, which is personal. If I can't even agree with the person to my left that canned tuna sucks, then how can I trust their word on if Tillamook is actually a "mid" cheese or not? If it tastes good, then it's good for me, and no amount of someone calling it a "mid" cheese will change that for me.
>Fagbot and flyover cheese consumers need to resort to reddit Tillamook chads, we can't stop winning
>>157266097kek it do be like that
Tillamook shills are on blast
You know Baseball is the true American sport when /mlb/ it's the only gen in the entire board that prefers to discuss cheese more than the actual games or the sport in general
I think Tillamook SUCKS
Cabot thread got raped and gaped so they searched “tillamook reddit” on google lmao
Tillamook? More like TillametsTillamook? More like TillakiesTillamook? More like TillayalsTillamook? More like Tilla JaysTillamook? More like TillagelsTillamook? More like Tillareds
>>157266110The other gennys take themselves to seriously, /mlb/ is for fun
>b..but reddit says Tillamook is mid Imagine being this pathetic
>>157266141>but also reddit is le bad and your team is reddit kek cabotards self immolated
>>157266125>tillakiesthere is no team with the suffix -kies tho
tfw dodgers can't lose today
>>157266209and yes i'm a girl
>>157266217Will you marry me?
>>157266221yes
>>157266014>ACK. Born and bred PNW gal here.That's that subreddits version of cubs girls
>>157266226Thanks
As if 'mooksisters haven't had a bad enough day already, they still have to watch gayriners baseball
>>157266125Tillamookie Betts kek
>>157266242Tillamookie slap!
ZACH FUCKING NETO
trannymook kek
if my tiggies :) were a cheese, what would they be?
>>157266253poop cheese lol
>>157266253Colby jack
>>157266261KEK GOT ‘EM!!
My Os are going to need some hits.
>>157265854It's actually breddy gud, just don't let the fact that it's effectively government cheese in a can filter you. Most grocery stores in Washington that have a modestly sizable cheese selection will carry it, not sure how widespread it is in Oregon though.
>>157266267She got that fromunda cheese
curd cheddar kek
>>157266282KEK
>>157266282stankeedoospie is gonna need a new diapy after this one
>>157265834>cal out of the lineupBased, I was right.
The suffering of Mets fans makes me happy.
threadly reminder that if it ain't mass produced sloppa cheese, it ain't tillamook.
>>157266349Are the Mets hated because they spend more than the Dodgers but are somehow Minor League tier?
>>157266097>>157266107Caboreddit flyovers are so cringe bros. Cave cheese from New Jersey? Are they serious? BAKA (shake my head)
>>157266282kek.... KEK!!!
>>157266363This is going too far...
>>157266359Mets are hated because New Yorkers are the most insufferable assholes on the planet.
MontereyJack vs PepperJack tonight who you got?
>>157266359it's because of antisemitism
>>157266371Kek seethe
Can’t wait to see which rich athlete the gold digging Ho Olivia Dunn monkey branches to now that skenes sucks
I refuse to believe that anyone has had Cabot cheese and not thought "Did someone shit in my cheese?"
>>157266186Dinger will remember this.
>>157266377Monterey. If I want a kick, there's only one choice.
>>157266371>t.
The superior Olivia *unn
>>157266420They white farm family sends trannymook fanatics into a sharting fit of rage
>>157266420>co-op farmso it’s communist cheese?
I unironically buy my cheese from the amish
>>157266439BOGGED
>>157266449directly?
cheese?
Jintsbros....I can't
>>157266439She’s literally twice as old as livvy and still hotter somehow. Brvtal mogging
To learn who rules over you simply find who you are not allowed to criticize.
>>157266420Lol Fagbot cheese eaters sure do love creamy blasts don't they
>>157266479>green daySo glad Kuip is going to be rid of that faggot.
Benge continues to rake, imagine retard stearns didn’t tear the Mets down around him.
trannymook should sue mariners fanatics for the damage they've done to the brand today
>>157266479Truly a KMS season to end all KMS seasonsAt least we aren't the Mets
mets haters went quiet suddenly
A Semenian sac
>if I spam enough they will let me out the cave
>no one knows wtf you’re talking about
Boston chads ww@!???
>enters thread and says something unrelated to anything going on
pfma
>>157266479>when Green Day asked “I hope you’ve had the time of your lives,” we certainly have
Everyone is waiting on the Cubs, in 20 minutes I want this cheese nonsense settled!
>im such a cryptic lil boy teehee :3
>>157266479That sucks. Every year we lose more of those classic voices from baseball.
>>157266614It is settled. Tillamook won
can americans not afford superior European cheese?
You guys know that Green Day are from the east bay right? Quit having a melty about everything.
>>157266608what's wrong with sincerity? it's okay to be cringe sometimes
SOFT FUCKING SHIT TIGS
>>157266644>east bayErm, you mean OAKLAND?
For me it’s rogue river blue
>>157266639We spend all our money on cold cut sandwiches from the sandwich shop
I will be buying both tillamook and cabot cheese at the store next time I go for a blind taste test. Stand by for definitive results.
>>157266665Kek got ‘im
>>157266514>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
>>157266653Cal was the one that called for it, he should be the one fined. Speier should have shook him off
>>157266644>Matty came from far away, from New Orleans into the East Bay...
>>157266663Now we're talkin'
>>157266680Not quite.
>>157266685lmao no he was set up away from both (but based if so)
>>157266665americans are so rich you can pay someone to put a cold cut in a sandwichsomething you could easily have done yourself
>>157266653Tigers cried to the jannies, what a bunch of soft faggots
>>157266689>He said dis is a meccaaaaaa>I said dis ain’t no mecca man>This place is fucked Kek
ITFCB
>>157266699If Speier was the one that wanted it, it would have been higher
>>157266715uh… faster?
>brewers vs piratesit's time for smart baseball
Every team should have a guy who sucks at pitching but can throw 100 mph just to throw at batters heads when the other team gets uppity
>>157266715This is what kids see before a bear molests them
>bustin gay
>walking in runsISHYGDDT
when do today’s relevant games start?
>>157266727
>>157266694Nice, we discussed this during the last cheese wars.
>>157266753cardinals dont play til tomorrow
I like cheese I like the Padres
Standings check...
Good evening
>>157266753The only non slurper starts at 1:10 PST
>>157266663
>>157266754Nice.
>>157266767huomenta
At the LAWL game!!! Go cub bees!
Cap 'em!
>>157266763'stros are winning the AL
Learning Cleveland mustard history with Steve Gelbs. Nice. What are the genny mustard preferences?
>pesto sauce on pizza??
this is literally logan webbwhy do /they/ all look the same
vladdy on the bench again
>>157266792spicy brown
>>157266792Never met a mustard I didn't like.
Mclean is dealing
The Orioles are my favorite non-flyover team
>the Cleveland mustard wars
STRUCK him out
>>157266820maryland is the flyover state of the northeast
>>157266820gr8 b8 m8
>1977first year in the Kingdome>1978okay, new goals: lose 100 games> 1979the goal is to not finish last in the division every year> 1980this time, this is the year we lose 95 instead of 100> 1981I mean, next year> 1982new goal is to someday have a winning record>1983getting closer to .500, welp>1984Alvin Davis is here, rookie of the year!>1985back to the basement>1986new goal: please don't move the team to Florida>1987The Kid is coming>1988Griffey is drafted, we are saved>1989okay, new goals, let's let Griffey and Randy Johnson cook>1990Griffey and his dad play in the same outfield, magic is in the air>1991first winning season in franchise history, we're a real team!>1992back under .500, business as usual>1993Lou Piniella is here, Edgar is hitting everything>1994ceiling tiles literally fall off the Kingdome roof, strike? maybe next year>1995Edgar hit The Double, saved baseball in Seattle, lost in the ALCS>1996Randy Johnson strikeouts go brrrrrr>1997swept in the ALDS>1998Johnson traded, industrial grade sadness>1999Safeco Field opens, new ballpark, same team>2000losing to the Yankees in the ALCS is our national pastime>2001116 WINS, FULLY OPERATIONAL DEATH STAR>200293 wins and we *still* miss the playoffs.>2003new goal, waste two decades of Felix Hernandez's career>2004Ichiro hits 262 hits, nobody else does anything>2005King Felix debuts>2006last place finish>2007new goal, just don't lose 100 games>2008lost 101 games, fully operational disaster>2009Jack Zduriencik era,>2010Felix wins the Cy Young with a 13-12 record because we scored him zero runs>2011new goal, scoring runs is optional>2012Ichiro traded,>2013new goal, .500 would feel like a championship>2014won 87 games, missed the playoffs on the final day,>2015Cano and Nelson Cruz, this time this is the year>2016missed it by one game again>2017injuries? welp>201889 wins, still missed the playoffs>2019tear it down, full rebuild
>>157266820Based
>>157266732It's Time for Cheesy Baseball?
>>157266792pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
>>157266812Some honeys are simply no good.
>>157266833>2020short season, whatever>202190 wins, eliminated on the final day *again*> 2022CAL RALEIGH PINCH-HIT WALK-OFF TO END THE 21-YEAR DROUGHT, WE ARE SO BACK>202388 wins, missed the postseason by one game because ownership refuses to spend a single dollar>2024analytics machine go brrrrrr, traded all our offense for pitching depth and forgot how to hit a baseball>2025ALCS run, wait, did we actually win a pennant? Oh wait, lost in 7>2026Team OPS + Jerry Dipoto trades + zero World Series appearances ever = the literal only franchise to never even play in a Fall Classic, you know, because *wait till next year*
>>157266833>>157266847Insane levels of effort, you breached the line limit and had to make two posts. Still didn’t read tho.
>>157266828yep but the baltimoron is in denial
cubs with a balk lmao 1-0 blue jays
>>157266828no, it's categorically not flyover because the important people who run America and the world go there and live there.
>cusb
Attacrap david petey
WHAT THE FUCK
>mest pitchers
>>157266760Blessed are the 'mook, for they shall inherit the earth.
why isnt vlad playing
Why are Yankees foids so damn hot?
As a Blue Jays fan this is our World Series...
why didn’t scuba kek get skubal kek instead of david petey from the mest?
reminder if you're a Mexican in California you're still a flyover, only whites, Jews and Asians aren't flyover
>>157266828Maryland has Dulles, Reagan, and BWI. All major international hubs. >inb4 Dulles and Reagan are in Virginia Northern Virginia is part of Maryland
>>157266707He threw the same pitch back to back kek of course he wanted it
>buy at deadline>get swept by the biggest sellers
>>157266792Really can't go wrong unless like >>157266845
the midwest is basically canada so this is just a canadian derby eh
>>157266897The Sneederson trade was weeks ago, the cubs left town with him.
>>157266893>nooo you don’t understand! we just scored on the team that swept the swept the swept!!1
>>157266905>Skubal lost>Mize lost>Forest Griffin lostAnybody else?
>>157266917i say this
>PCA flyoutThe linsanity run is over.
>>157266926The rubber match is today they're not sweeping.
kirk is so bad at challenges wtf
>>157266901yeah there's lots of airports in flyover country
Red Sox are never losing again.
Seiya slap!
suzuki like it low I guess
I wish my team had assman, all I have is this loser skubal
>call is overturned
>>157266977Formerly Chuck’s
I thought Ernie Clement was the son of Roger Clemens not Aaron Boone
mclean is dealing
>The big moment is just the moment forged by a thousand moments Some retard thought that was genius
they gave me a free cookie at the mexican town subway but i don't really want it
>>157267040ok midwit
>>157267040But that's true
Ducks hat spotted on Marquee Sports Network
>>157266987you’re seething
>>157267064>subwayhave some self respect
mclean is dealing (cars (for a living (soon probably)))
Why are the Cubs so bad? Weren’t they just a conglomerate of ex-Dodgers and ex-Astros? Shouldn’t they have 27 World Series titles by now?
Any Resd fans watching the game catch that girl with the broom winking at the camera? Gonna need that in gif form.
the mets are dealing (everyone [at the deadline])
>>157267109>one world series in 117 season>badWhat robust definition of "bad" are you utilizing here? By all accounts, that's great!
cubbiebears better take care of my gausman make sure he takes his vitamins and keeps his hair well conditioned
>>157267070I have a 130 IQ, it’s been tested
>>157267117grow up
>>157267109chicago is flyover and baseball doesnt care for flyovers
>>157267146The berds beg to differ
Is Boston raping the White Sox a sign that the Red Sox are separating themselves as a real contender?
the cubs are winning
Cubs World Series?
Do we think the Red Sox are repeating next season?
>First>Implying there would be a secondkek...KEK!!!
>>157267109Chicago's teams are all horribly mismanaged
>>157267127>>157267174The world series is just the series formed by a thousand series
Red Sox are losing to the astros in the ALCS.
>>157267174>be 2026 blowgays >spend the most in the al east>lose
>>157266986two mutt shitters with rich dads gifted everyday lineup spots and like president israel. big shock.
>>157267174Your daddy can't beat the Dodgers.
Ant knee Volpy
Red Sox will brvtally mog the “dodgers dynasty” by adding a 5th chip in the current century to their collection
Why was he such a great manager?
>>157267174he have a breakdown at home or something?
Outtajam david petey
>>157267211he was spiritually white
>>157267210sox could be at the start of something good, their core players are all young and seem to have figured things out.but you need to get out of 3rd place before you start talking about dynastries
>>157267187sux are going all the way, with all triple a players, with never ending runs, and 5 cy young arms out of the blue. just like they did in 2013. the “worst to first” title.
>mets bugposter is jacking all over his tablet and posting it to /gif/why are they like this?
>>157267238They’re already taking second today and the Rays can’t keep up with their 116-win pace.
>I know it doesn't make sense on paperlolManager of the worst team in baseball btw
I'm a gal. A Metsies gal!
Lavender is dealing
Sonny Gray is the Cy Young front runner actually
>>157267256would have been the same shit under Pujols and everybody knows it
>>157267256>i know more about baseball than a World Series winning starting catcher
>>157267283Unironically yes
Attacrap peteyReally showing out today
peraza and guzman are the same hitter
>PCꓘ
>>157267281Nah you misunderstand just how bad of a manager Kurt is and how he much he sabotages his own team.Pujols would have recognized that Soler is complete dog shit and a free out and stop making him bat cleanup. Pujols would have seen that Guzman and Meckler actually have pretty good numbers and given them more starts over these other shittersPujols would have realized Kirby Yates is the worst closer in baseball and stop giving him so many save chances.Kurt is like uniquely retarded in that he thinks he knows better than everyone but he's genuinely so fucking stupid.
>>157267117kek!
a LINDORIAN blast!
Swing and a drive!
Why don't mets fans simply become dodgers fans?
Why did the Dodgers get Skubal? the Red Sox still have a better rotation than them.
>>157267283Kurt Suzuki was not a good baseball player. He was a serviceable catcher but he was never elite. Shut the fuck up lmao
I thought pitching was the Guarjuns strength. They've given up 21 runs and counting to the clearance rack leftovers Mets.
>>157267333Yea or Yankee fans, this will never not be weird to me. Real New Yorkers support the Yankees. Queens is some off brand small town that nobody goes to. The Boogey Down Bronx is where everyone goes for a good time.
>>157267347Thought on Kurt Yamaha and Kurt Kawasaki?
>>157267351Addition by subtraction for the mest
>>157267352New York is a national league townStankeedoos suck ballsWhy are we not dodgers fans? Maybe because they left 70 years ago
>>157267359I'm a Kurt Honda man myself
>>157267352they won't become yankees fans because that's a rival gringo teamlos doyers on the other hand plus the doyers ownership is in NYC
>>157267347Kurt is closer to Buster Posey than you are to him
doyers have enough bandwagoners why are you begging for mests fairweathers?
>it’s just chikaner samefagging again
>>157267386You're mentally deficient if you think Kurt knows what he's doing
>>157267395I'm trying to find safe escape routes for mets fans to other culturally compatible latinx teams.
>>157267399have you been to the white house?
>>157267369Players signing w/ Mets wish they were Yanks. Yanks just won't pay. They say that when joining bc they grew up watching Yanks chase 27 titles while Mets were $B basement dwellers https://youtube.com/shorts/dfcf_Yr1UlE?is=I12pLnvz92SRXHJ7. Real NYers watch NYY. Weird gentrified Asian invaders watch Mets.
i thought my chadres had a day game today because they'd have to travel afterwards, but i forgot arizona is a billion degrees so they're only allowed to do night games there
>2025 : mets get high on hopium and get crushed>2026 : mets have no hopekek
>>157267406Literally anyone can go to the White House. They give tours every day
>>157267407>Players signing w/ Mets wish they were Yanks>Stankees actually believe this in 2009 + 17
>>157267406I appreciate your shitposting but you didn’t think this one through lol.
It's another day of my Os making a 7+ ERA pitcher look like Cy YoungGg Angels
HALOS AVOID A SWEEPGG Orioles
>>157267422hombrecito seething kek
Don't look now but the Reds are getting hot
>>157267446Shhhhh
>reee I hate black people Paco's mask slipped off again
>>157267446>be red>get hot bravo Manfred…
>>157267453Sorry
>>157267422All want to play for Yankees, not knock-off MiLB team in Queens. Difference between Yankee & Met hot dogs? No Met hot dogs sold in October. https://youtube.com/shorts/QhoTYqANCbU?is=uQHvpYFKovrYgCzI
>>157267446>looks now
Do the mets sell kosher hotdogs?
>>157267474I specifically said to not do that...
Polanco & those guys actually wish they played for NYY in YS & under the bright lights than miss the playoffs as lil bro team that wears black and purple party city yankee jersey knockoffs kek
>>157267432Was Cy Young even a good pitcher? He never won a Cy Young award
>>157267491>>157267466I have no dog in this fight but you clearly speak English as a second language.
>Guardians have let Robert jr and Marcus Simian go 6/10 on them>a day after Polanco teed offThis is not a serious baseball team
>>157267500Indians*
>>157267409When is Ray day? I want to know just how bad Preller's deadline was.
>>1572674984chan nerd flexing his speaking spills, I bet you freeze up when a girl says hi but go off.
>speaking spills >speaking
the metties may never lose again
>proofreading your posts instead of readproofing them
I get kind of nervous when there's Cubs girls here
>muh spelling you lost the narrative lil fella
>>157267491This is 2hu tier English; a distinct lack of definite articles.
The Mets were that trash that once David Peterson hit a major market he suddenly became good again lol.
>speaking >spellingeslet fuming about the mets
>>157267318Sounds like Arte just wanted a fall guy for the rebuild
>change your pitcher because he walked home a run>replacement throws 4 straight ballsKEK guard dogs
just realized mettie jetties is a joke about 9/11 kek
Whose team had a firesale and is missing the playoffs with the highest payroll for the second row in a year?
>>157267548peterson has run hot and cold his entire career. his numbers this year, with the cubs and combined, don't look any different from the rest of his career.
>>157267568Yea that was grim. If only anyone was actually watching.
>casually becomes the red sox's ace pitcherHow did he do it?
>>157267575Idk, please tell
sewers big acquisition was dustin may?
>>157267575Cubbies :-[
>>157267576On which team does he keep pitching with after October 15th?
>>157267574No i think it's because mets fans are also new york jets fans, another lesser new york team like the mets
>>157267590Dusty Gay kek
>>157267256I always wonder how many of these nonanswers are because the team has a very good analytic reason for the move but don't want to divulge anything about their process or reasoning publicly
>>157267583He looked like Greg Maddux yesterday. Every pitch had a purpose. Don't overpower the hitter. Pick him apart.
>>157267583He’s winning the Cy Young, Schlittler was done a long time ago.
I’m a Giants fan tho
>>157267612Another trash team like the Mets
>>157267612I bet you flipflop for convenience like every other new yorker
Kek seethe at the godfather of /sp/ vpn fags
Cease for cy young!
>>157267590smart clubs donlt need to make desperate moves at the deadline
>>157267629Sonny Gray already won.Red Sox are 30-5
>>157267583sox have some black magic going on in pitching developmentthey found guerrero in a gutter somewhere and now he looks like mason miller
>position player on the mound in Cleveland as the Mets sweep gg ‘Dians
>turn on cleveland game>austin heges is pitching
>>157267629Sonny Gray is going to finish with 25-30 wins too.
Football 'em!
remember when people thought cum shitter would win the Cy Young kek!
WE HAVE APOSITIONPLAYER PITCHING
yeah cease is winning the AL cy young. really no challengers.
>>157267635No mention of Bello’s turn around? There’s literally no reason to watch baseball ever again. It’s scripted. Everyone hates the Yankees so they're never going to win. It’s sports ENTERTAINMENT like the WWE.
>>157267643>nooo you can't like thing because reddit also likes it!!lmao
>>157267642Lol did people really think that a guy who shits cum would win the Cy Young?
>>157267653>SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>157267653This but unironically
punting and putting in position players to save your bullpen in lost games is objectively good, it produces more net watchability for a team over a season because people can simply turn off the lost game and have better odds to win the upcoming ones
>>157267653
Reddit chad owned yaAnd he just pwned ya
>lossing to the blow gays
>>157267676*upvotes*
cubs are winning tho
cease is 7-5 lol NOT cy material
personally, I think if a team reaches a point where a position player is pitching, the other team should be forced to forfeit the DH to make things more fun(plus would speed things up because most pitchers can't hit)
>>157267692Nobody cares about you if you're not playing against the villain.
>*temperature notably drops in baseball has a massive shadow moves over it*
>>157267698>bullpen must bat until the game ends or becomes tied
>cusb(only oldfags will get this one)
>>157267692Reported for misinformation
I just took a huge cusb
did a blow gays or cubs game get rained out that they're doing this one game?
Luisangel Acuña is definitively better than Luis Robert Jr. That's without taking the money into consideration.
>>157267727i don't know
Assuming Cease manages to last until he's 40, does he legitimately have a chance to maybe hit 3000 K? He'll have 1500 by his age 31 season.
>>157267727I honestly have no idea
>>157267727Yes
>>157267692No community note. Most be true.
>>157267727I haven't got a clue
>>157267716I'm old enough to rememberMATTFUCKINGSTAIRS
>>157267727beats me
>>157267727Beats me!
>>157267752>ARRIVE>HIT HOME RUNS>LEAVE
love the epic replycord memes
>>157267727Couldn’t tell ya
>>157267727I plead the fifth
blow gays keke
>>157267752wish I could see him rip a few more into the night...
>>157267727I’m really not sure
>>157267772Steeeeerike 3
>>157267763sorry...
PCGay KEK
>>157267727I'd tell you if I knew
PCꓘ again KEK
>>157267727I haven’t the foggiest
As an MVP voter I just crossed PCA off the ballot for good.
>>157267727love the guy spamming "idk" ten times, it was rained out on June 21st in Chicago.
>>157267813I didn’t know
>>157267813I had no idea
>>157267813I had no idea!
Dylan Kease
yo these games suck
>>157267812Fuck off Jeff
>>157267813The wool has been lifted
>>157267834guess ya ain't a ball fan
>cubs have PCA>bears have gayleb williamsmakes you think
>>157267812That is the right decision
>>157267813I see it clearly now
>27Woah, that's a lot!
>>157267813I never would have guessed that
>>157267813That is the right decision
Most of those 27 were when Baseball was King of American Sports which means they are even more valuable than superbowls!By comparison any WS won after 1965 barely means anything compared to pre-65 WS
>>157267812Write 'em, writespie!
Honestly I’m terrified.
>>157267834watch tigers!
/nu/ cheese bread >>157265095>>157265095>>157265095
>>157267887This cheese is old ewwww!!
good bunt from Jays
>>157267898Thanks Dane it's now 2-0
>>157267813I didn't know that
>>157267842>sox have entire sox roster
