*ahem* wions
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit why are they so badLast year's were pretty cool
Impatiently waiting to humiliate Bronkeks
God I fucking hate Josh Allen fans.
My Chargies!
>>157480498Wtf
>>157480498The font on the packers one is cool
Can you faggles get the old thread to 500 first
>>157480498The people who designed these and the execs who approved them all need to be rounded up and then subjected to the most heinous and painful of medieval torture methods.
>>157480532That's for you to do
>>157480532It won't happen unless jannies actually enforce it
>>157480537This attitude is why countries full of your people are terrible places to live
>Texans and Raiders have excess Centers/GuardsPick up the phone, baby!
>>157480498WHY DID YOU NOT DO THE POLAR BEARS WTF
>apply for another job>get to the phone screening>only questions I'm given are if I have specific experience in this random internal bullshit system that I could not possibly have known anything about without also being in that departmentHaha I love sham interviews, go niners
>>157480556The worst ones are when these mid ass companies want you to go through several rounds of interviews like they're fucking google or microsoft.
>>157480555Very Christmasy! Go Bills!
BIG TEN players that declare for thr NFL draft will be banned from returning to college.
MIIIIINNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157480586It's so shit lol2025 Rivalries were legit cool
>>157480589yjk
>>157480586Imagine the smell
>>157480589I don't get why guys stream women while they're eating. Is it a sexual thing?
>>157480513Nobody says this.
>>157480606Olive oil, chocolate covered raisins and booty sweat
>>157480616I am eating in the comfort of my wife
>>157480552Should we trade Luke?
Queefies got aaaaawful quiet after this...
>>157480616Lol!
If we don't go by what the ((media)) tells you are the best quarterbacks, and go purely off results and eye test, it's pretty clearly1. Bo Nix2. Josh Allen3. Matt Stafford4. Justin Herbert5. Sam Darnold
>>157480632No we didn't, we said the difference is that Sam was throwing to Justin Jefferson, JSN and Cooper Kupp, and blew you out.
>>157480643Delete this racist shit.
>>157480647Mahomes just needs more help
>>157480498Pack won
>>157480498>Music City Holy fucking cringe
>>157480647mahomes had worse receivers when he won mvp in 2022, why is it an excuse now
My top 10.
>>157480690move daniels down to 9 and it's looking solid
>>157480681That's a fair point. We had a much better offensive coordinator and unironically were less tired. Kelce also contributed more, last season defenses realized he wasn't as much of a threat and he wasn't stealing as much attention from the receivers.
>>157480629I think they’re gonna wait for final cuts to see who they can pick up. But I also think Diyami is a better trade
>>157480690thank gone you gave daniels 5if not you may have faced a lawsuit
>>157480690Why is Caleb in a suit?
>>157480710Because he's gay, duh
>>157480695>>157480708I swore I would consider Jayden top 5 if he beat the Lions in the playoffs. He didn't play last season so my opinion on him hasn't changed
>>157480699>were less tiredThis is the funniest queefie excuse. >we wuz tired n shiet
In the morning I’ve been eating ground beef with eggs
He needs more help n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
>>157480718Never heard of super bowl hangover? We went to 3 in a row and 5 in 7 years. By much we've played in the playoffs we've literally played an extra season compared to the rest of the league. Yes, we were tired. It's not only the main reason for the last season, although it gave us a healthy excuse to finally move on from Nagy, but also probably why Mahomes body finally gave out
>>157480719Have fun dying from aplastic anemia
They actually made the holiday games good this year
>we>we've>we>us
>>157480742I also got tired.
>>157480734Hmmm the queefies are torn on this one, was it mistake by mutthomie or did Mr. Swift run the wrong route and now they face the wrath of swifties that might see their post?
Bros why was patty so tired :(Why can't he get a good night's sleep?
>>157480740>black qbs>black qbs>White qbs>White qbshuh, figured they'd push the >black qb meme like every other primetime game.
>>157480690>Lameme that high
>>157480735>we
>>157480553Everyone is doing all whites, it's fuckin cringe now, the vintage look is better. Not a fan of the orange helmets though.
>>157480752>mutthomes intercepted cleanly>flag on the playWeird how often that happened, huh?
>>157480765He wuz tired, please understand.
>>157480752Remember when she spammed how Mahomes has never lost after a bye?
>>157480647>Justin JeffersonHe wasnt on the Xehawks
>>157480765It happens as often as it needs to happen bitch
>>157480740>all games are playoff teamsBased
>>157480776Bills missing the offs
>>157480780pooa lookin ass throw
Oh, it works the other way around too.
>>157480782doubt it
>>157480773That pic is for the last two seasons not just last season
>>157480740All kino. Comfy
The Super Bowl needs to drop these jewish-produced hip hop and pop shit "artists" for the halftime show and go back to having college teams' marching bands like the good ol' days.
>>157480798Mahomes has Kelce who is better than all 3 of them
>>157480809He used to be
>>157480809>mr. taylor swift>betterkwab
>>157480643>blo dix>bustin "if" sherbert
>>157480815>used to beAnd Mahones is garbage now. I wonder what the correlation is
>>157480823bonus: mutthomes crying for a flag yet again. the mutthomes magic.
Chiefs vs Bills on Christmas would have been the most viewed regular season game of all time, surpassing the Chiefs Cowboys Thanksgiving game. Nobody wants to see Bo Shit struggling to put up 20 points on Christmas again. It has some minor intrigue as a rematch of the playoffs but by that point in the season, Bronkeks won't even have a winning record, and Bo Shit's inability to compete will be immediately apparent and the rest of the game will be dull.
The Browns genuinely need to be sold, rebranded, and potentially moved. They are a detriment to the league
>>157480842Chiefs will be eliminated by Christmas again
>>157480853Yeah but next year's draft is gonna be crazyyyy
The New Mexico Browns
>>157480849This could be solved with a proper B league and relegation
>>157480860New Mexico Grays
>>157480690Goof easily clears 5 and 7-10
>>157480871You are responding to a retarded and delusional queefie, you should not take that post seriously
>>157480838Yeah, I don’t know how that one could be pass interference. The defender looked for the ball and saw it, wrapped Kelce up around the waist, didn’t interfere with his arms, and expected the pass to be caught, so he needed to make the tackle.
>>157480881Fouls are not called solely based on the rules, but also vibes and the referees discretion.
I'm gonna be with my dad on Christmas :)
>>157480881But it was because he INTERFERED with a mutthomes magic moment! Just like that reffie that ruined a "really cool play" against the bills.
>>157480871>goof
>>157480853The difference between us is you're talking shit because you're seething, and know you're wrong, and I'm actually right, and have no reason to seethe about your shit team kek
>>157480740Texans’ D is going to bootyblast our birds
>>157480871Based on?
I'm making ground turkey with eggs (one whole egg and a bunch of egg whites), black beans, ham, salsa, and reduced fat sour cream
>>157480894You sound upset
>>157480897I wish a good D would blast my booty
>>157480776Broncos aren't a playoff team this season. No chance
>>157480914Neither are the Chiefs
>>157480914Somehow, few know this
>>157480838Crazy how not one person has told this guy that simply not bitching for a flag every other play so gaily would do wonders for his image >>157480901Football
>>157480805The SuperBowl halftime show should be a mandatory, randomly selected talent show, consisting of 5 players from whatever team is trailing at the half. Should the selected players demonstrate talents that cause the crowd to hit a certain DB level, their team now leads by a field goal. If each team is tied, the halftime show is now dance off.
>>157480923Yeah because we're equals. No, sorry Bronkek lolHope you enjoyed your 15 minutes though
>>157480914There’s a chance. They had a top 3 D despite an extremely low number of forced turnovers, that will likely progress to the mean. They also lost a couple of those one score games last year so it isn’t as clean as the chiefs’ regression
>>157480498go pack go
>>157480939Their D isn't close to top 3. Stop saying this. It is a top 8ish defense. And their offense is straight mid. It isn't enough next season, especially with their schedule. If it was another asterisk season, maybe. But this season's AFC will probably be an Avengers movie
>>157480931That sounds even more jewish than the racist, anti-White nonsense they have been shoving down our throats the past decade.
Texans can win it all if CGay Stroud can stop being a little faggot.
>>157480947>Stop saying thisThey had a top 3 D They had a top 3 D They had a top 3 D They had a top 3 D They had a top 3 D They had a top 3 D
>>157480949Correct
>>157480849CLEVELAND - at least we're not the Jets!
>>157480949If or iff?
Tlaw throwing hands during the buccs joint practice today.
>>157480963The Jets have more fun
>>157480963Jets have been to several AFCCG this century.
>>157480949I for one enjoy spectacular QB meltdowns in primetime games
>>157480949They should start that long neck back up dude
Saw a media piece with the Chargers S&C staff, people in the comments complaining about they oline always being injured. Not feeling good about the season. They had pretty cheap gear when I hopped on the bandwagon for my secondary team and I also like the logo.
>>157480740>good
>>157480992Matt Schaub?
>'Mathematics' by Mos Def begins to play
This will be the playoffs.
>/nfl/ timelooping back to mahomes because the bears and the raiders are shit
>>157480948Yeah? What do they do at your trailer park?
Anyone else think Maye hasn't proven himself yet? He has a good arm but I don't think I've seen a single game where he stepped up and carried the team like a really good QB. He's a team-dependent stat padder.
my niners finna embarres themselves again this year
>>157481031No, I agree. They went on a slip-and-slide to the super bowl last season. I will need to see a lot more before I have an opinion of him. If he had stepped up to the plate against the Hawks I'd think differently, but he looked like how you would expect a schedulebabby fraud to look, which doesn't help his case.
>>157481025We take turns fucking your mother in her ass and then her mouth, in that order.
>>157480934Have you seen the AFCW schedule this year? Queefs are going 1-3 against the NFCW alone. Same with the Donkeys
Is mahombre the best Hispanic QB in NFL history?
>>157481017lol, lmao, etc.
>>157481044>Queefs are going 1-3 against the NFCW aloneNo, we own the NFCW. Bronkeks you're right, but we don't struggle with great teams or great divisions like they do. We're a dynasty for a reason.
>wekwamuttlover
>>157481052>weYou don't own shit, including a jersey
>>157481017Mostly agree but change Cowboys for Hawks
>most of 4chan are posting about GTA VI on /v/>schizos here are still spamming about mahomesyikes
>>157481070>GTA VIwho cars
>>157481041Mom's been dead 20 years so that's pretty trailer park
>>157481070>he hasn't outgrown video games
>>157481070Shower. Now
>>157481008Davis Mills
Are the Cowboys the good guys by now?
>>157481088Lol
A bunch of everyone's predictions will turn out to be flat out wrong. There will be at least one team that nobody is expecting to become one of the best teams in the league. That's what's so fun about the NFL.
>>157481070GTA 6 is going to be shit.
>>157481099Doesn't usually happen, you can't name an example from every season. It happens rarely. Most of the time a season is pretty predictable as long as you know ball and don't indulge in hot takes
>>157481031Yeah I mean the playoffs last year exposed him as a schedule baby. He definitely has to prove himself
>schizo chiefs antis baited by a false flagger
>>157481078
>>157481025>>157481078This was cringe back in 2006
>>157481099Last season two of them made the SBThis time last year:Seattle Seahawks: 60-1 (longshot before their surprise championship season)New England Patriots: 80-1 (heavy underdog entering the year)
>gets embarrassed>"it was a false flagger you idiots"classic
>>157481134Because it was an asterisk season
If you think the Bills are making any noise this year you are retarded and you can't be my friend irlThat roster is "the raped" and if it weren't for Josh Allen highlight TikToks everyone would see them as the AFC's version of the Commanders
>>157481135>it’s about the dramaI didn’t know we had actual women on /sp/
>because the mutthomie finally didn't get refball all seasonCorrect.
Beginning in mid-August 2026, an anonymous individual or group calling itself CyberLeek began publishing unreleased Grand Theft Auto 6 material. The first wave included gameplay videos and apparent images of the GTA 6 map.The situation is still unfolding, so we’ve got a roundup of all of the events of the most recent GTA 6 leak in chronological order,
>>157481144I don't know why seething haters take ten minutes or longer, probably, considering they're retarded, to make these images that anyone with sense immediately discounts at first glance, and they know perfectly well why.
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST BE THE BOGEYMAN WHO RAPED ME FOR YEARS Meds
>>157481144>Bears in the OwlReminder that they had a bottom 10 defense and their 2 best off season acquisitions are hurt while they lost 12 interceptions worth of players
>>157481148This would have never happened if Lazlow was still around.
>>157481144>you can't be my friend irlbro?
>>157481149I've been throwing up all day I think I've got a summer cold
We all know it's you, muttlover. You can drop the act.
>>157481160And that excuses forgetting about the NFL's reigning dynasty in the playoffs? No, you know what you're doingHope you die of dehydration
>>157481099>There will be at least one team that nobody is expecting to become one of the best teams in the league.The Chiefs. Everyone had been saying the Chiefs are done, Mahomes and Kelce are washed. The league will drag the Chiefs to the playoffs. This is the LeBron going back to Cleveland moment for Mahomes. If he can win with this team(which is roughly the same team it was 2 years ago) then he really be one of the best to ever play the game. It's all bullshit marketing.
>>157481135true
>>157481165>the NFL's reigning dynasty
>>157481135I didn't know anything about a leak.
>>157481167>If he can win with this team(which is roughly the same team it was 2 years ago)It isn't. The receiving corps is much improved and this is the best running game of Mahomes' career by far
>another day of raped chiefs antis spamming thinking everyone is statmutt
>YES NO>MAYBE>I DONT KNOW
>>157481148Aug 20 - This video was the one that really got people talking ... the most important moment was when the character apparently was directly controlled and used gunfire to spell “Leek” on a nearby wall.
>he seethes about little videos he has to click on to watchkwab
>>157480948He's on to me, I'm comprised. Shut it down.
It's a really weird coincidence that Cam Ward and Shadeur Sanders get treated as in development special boys while JJ McCarthy is treated as a complete bust who has no place in the NFL
>>157481174Oh wow, like 3 new guys? No team has had this amount of player turnover ever.
mahomes is washed me think
>>157480934>SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>157481188If your only purpose is to retardedly seethe you should preface your posts with [Unserious]Nobody cares that you're crying, save it for your pillow
>>157481187>Shadeur Sanders >treated as in developmentno one thinks this not even himself
>>157481187yeah, weird.
>>157481199Now this is anal devistation
>>157481165>forgettingOh he didn't forget.
>>157481199>you should use reddit-speakgo back
is cowherd right?
>>157481210Nah I'm thinking he must have
notice how he called them "spammers" but didn't mention anything about videos and the webm spammer immediately got defensive? he knows he's a spamming raped autist kekaroo
The Chiefs won 6 games last year
>muttlover is sourcing 4plebs againYeah, tell us ALL how much you are not him, you fucking retard.
>>157481216Yes, two games against an NFC South team which is randomly picked for the playoffs every year and a concussed Jared Goff convinced people this shit team is good
>>157481216>Kliff Kingsbury bailedHe was fired
>>157481216It's possible! Time will tell!!
>>157481216No, Jets and Tits are still worse, Browns too
Chiefs have all the energy
>>157481216If Cowherd is saying this, we might legit win the Super Bowl
>>157481205>posting the same shit nine hundred and forty three (943) timeswhat is it with this website and people posting the exact same shit for years or even decades now? there's always someone on every board or general posting the exact same comment and/or image over and over and over and over again.
>>157481216My bottom six are Cardinals, Falcons, Titans, Jets, Commanders, and Browns, no order
>>157481216Yes.
>>157481216they'd have a chance if they signed aiyuk, but they didn't
>notice how 4 years of me complaining on /nfl about the webms and even messaging the admins didn't work?kwamuttlover
Cyrus Allen!
>nooo it's my bogeyman who raped me, AIEEEEEEE IT'S ALWAYS HIMstop spamming you mindraped schizo>AIEEEE HOW DARE YOU HUMILATE ME WITH ARCHIVE LINKS
>muttlover is now deleting her posts againkek, everyone knows it's you, retard.
>>157481070If most of 4chan users jumped off a bridge would you?
>none of the fun schizos like jesterguilders, lambs, or raidersfags>just webmhombre spamming nonstop and seething about statmuttgarbage edition
this isn't funny no more
>>157481251>>157481244>>157481237>>157481225>All this bitching about pseudo namefagsIs this 4chan or Discord
>>157481239>is right handed >missed most of the season because her hurt his left arm i don't understand
>>157481253This happens every season. The closer we are to regular season the more the Chiefs antis lose their minds like animals before a storm. Sorry, it's not going to get better
>not the webms! noooooooooooooooo! nooooooooooooooooo! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH!!!!
holy shit statmutt absolutely DESTROYED this spammers mind kek he's like a recordthis is /a/ and /vt/ tier mindrapedworst of all statmutt left a year ago so he's powerless to get revenge on his hated rapistkekaroo!
>busc
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET ME BE A MINDRAPED SPAMMING SHCIZO YOU CAN'T CALL ME OUT ONLY MY RAPIST DOES THAT AIEEEEEEEEE
>if i post it some more, even I will believe itkwamuttlover
>>157481274too bad his little wee man arms are finna make him pay bigly
>Chiefs QBs were all during the era of peak butthurt for autistsyeah i'm thinking there's some PTSD at work which caused this level of mindrape
I liked the statmutt more when he just spammed those stupid stat graphs and spammed his manifesto every thread. He's boring now.
The amount of anons in this thread that think the Jaguars are a good team is quite disturbing. Do you know ball?
>>157481157>Lazlowthis is Chatterbox. what's on your mind Liberty City?
>>157480647>apparently the 2nd greatest QB of all time>HE NEEDS MO HELP N SHIIIET>YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE 2ND GREATEST QB EVER TO PEFORM BETTER THAN SAM DARNOLD UNLESS HE HAS HALL OF FAME RECEIVERS ON BOTH ENDS, KELCE AINT ENOUGH!!!!!Embarrassing. Meanwhile Brady comes back from 25 down in the bowl throwing to undrafted white manlets.
Dear queefie, if you're so mind raped by the flu poster, why don't you just filter webms with that filename?
>rape and gape schizos on the genny>leave as soon as the queefs get bad>they can do nothing but melt down for years spamming and calling everyone youstatmutt pulled off the ultimate rape
>>157481290They beat mutthomes and the queefs last season. What does that make the queefs?
Finna make ya?
>>157481070Who cares? I'm not buying a new console for that.
>>157481284Very perceptive
>everyone who calls me out for being a mindbroken spamming schizo MUST be statmutt>>157481284kek meant chief's SBs