How's preseason been so far?
My quarterback is going to RAPE and HUMILIATE this despondent Chiefs squad in week 1 of the upcoming NFL season.
gonna rape some queefpacos this year
>ayo imma tear that yt boi's ass UP
Man this is the funniest shit ive read in a while Based Americans
>>157513687now THAT'S what i call BUSSY
>>157513673MY Bills are preseason champs.
>>157513687That's gay as fuck
Boxed coffee and fruit cups are on me, boys
>>157513687Conan O'Brien looks like THAT?
Panthers going to the Super Bowl this year
>>157513696unzip my dick
>>157513696Tell her to go cam whore somewhere else.
>>157513718un-post this. Filthys are going to freak the fuck out
>Pooa
>miami fans booing tua
pooa getting booed in miami lmao, how the turntables
>>157513753remember when they had to pretend that cat was better than sherbert
Newfag here. So let me get this straight. There's a guy ITT obsessed with the Chiefs. Potentially the same stupid faggot who showed his face in a previous thread. He shits up the thread with non stop shitzo posting and that's basically /nfl/ until there's a game and more posters show up and drown out him out. Did I miss anything?
My KANGZ will rape the donkeks tonight.
Commies should try playing some defence this is just stupid
Newfag here. Never been here before. So let me get this straight. There's a guy ITT obsessed with the Chiefs, whom I hate. Potentially the same STUPID faggot who showed his face in a previous thread? So he shits up the thread, this worthless faggot, with non stop SHITZO posting and that's basically /nfl/ now? Until there's a game and more posters show up and drown out him out. Did I miss anything?
>>157513753They should be cheering him being gone>oh no were going to suck for 2 more years without him instead of 4 more years with himLmao stfu
>>157513794>defenceIt's spelled with an s.
>>157513807>Never been here beforeshut the fuck up, statmutt
yup Fins are asshole cancer
how many tonight?
>>157513816More like D eez Nuts.
>n9ne not playing tonight>calamari not playing tonight >bo not playing tonightJust cancel the game man whats the point
Newfag here. Never been here before. So let me get this straight. There's a guy ITT obsessed with the Chiefs, whom I hate. Potentially the same STUPID faggot who showed his face in a previous thread, and raped me long ago? So he shits up the thread, this worthless faggot, with non stop SHITZO posting and that's basically /nfl/ now, not like I remember? Until there's a game and more posters show up and drown out him out. Did I miss anything?
>>157513816No it's definitely got a c, it makes sense like a fence that keeps people out
>>157513832>Just cancel the game man whats the pointSounds like a typical vikings game
>>157513756entire fanbases would stand united to defend complete deadweight shitters like pooa or bustin fields with their dying breath while retards in cleveland ran off the only qb that got them a playoff win post-expansion and perfectly matched the city and the franchise's underdog mentality because he got injured once. football fans have the worst fucking instincts about the most important position in their sport
>>157513758You're right that's exactly what happens. I can't believe it. He's nothing compared to you. God I wish I could suck your cock
>>157513816it's defence, i have a skillcape to prove it.
>>157513839not the the redskins defense.
>>157513673Don't know shan't be caring until regular season starts.
>>157513850You're right that's exactly what happens. I can't believe it. He's nothing compared to you. God I wish I could suck your cock
Get mind broken, bitch.
Chiefs queens in 5 mins
Besides the queefs and cowboys who are the Mexican fanbases in this sport?
You guys ever jack off while driving? Be honest.
Rape em and gape em billsbros!
>>157513876i can't drive
FIFTY-FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Did pua get booed?
TURNDABALLOVA
>pooa
>turndaballovaevery time, not even sure he can be penix's backup
Strand is going to be the Falcons starter after pooa and benis both die this year
both of the two bills fans on spee posted ITT
>>157513847they literally picked Odell Beckham Jr over Baker Mayfield because his dad posted a video about Baker not throwing to him and people started calling him racist. woke 1.0 was crazy!
How did Mike McDaniel make pooa look servicable, Tyreek should be a 1st ballot HOF just for having a monster season with this guy as his QB
good night frens hopefully your team plays well tonight unless you're NFCN fan or broncosfan :)
>>157513981nfcn except my vikies forgot to mention
>>157513981Goodnight coffeefren
>phins get a lucky turnover (tua turnover brought to you by miami)>start at opponents 42>3 and out>blocked field goalyep it's miami football alright
>Bills MafiAACK
>>157513948tua might legit be cut or traded tomorrow, strand and rush back up penix
>>157513948Wow! another 7-10 Falcons season! Thanks uncle arthur!Dumb old cocksucker.
>>157514003Kek obliterated bitchChiefies could break that table with a finger, and not because we're fat (we're not)
>>157513997how do you go into a season with jalen tolbert as your #1 receiver
tank for tua
>free play>throw it 3 yards downfield that's tua football
MINA!NFL!CHARGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUA!!
>>157513874>gets blown outOminous....
>>157514048do you think the has a fat innie or slight roast beef peeking through
>>157514076Game's not over tranny
>>157514048how is she doing now that her man is taken?
>>157514089I look like this and pose like this
Downloaded Madden 08, just waiting for the 53 man rosters before the Bills win the Super Bowl a dozen times this year.
>tua's done for the dayleave him in miami, he probably still has a house
>Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy won’t play tonight against Broncos, multiple sources told The Athletic. The team had hoped McCarthy’s ankle would heal ahead of the game. McCarthy ultimately was not comfortable enough to go. The injury is considered minor, and he’s day to day.he's gone
>>157514108>not playing Tecmo Super Bowl 2026
>>157514123Ah man I was looking forward to seeing that quarterback duel of equals
Pooa's life is some kind of nightmare bargain where you have massive wealth but in return you have to be Pooa
>>157514142Turn your team on then, shit head. Watch your shitty 2nd stringer play like shit. Faggot.
iggles
>>157514153Its like being immortal but u also caught aids
>>157514162Why did you just shit your diaper in front of everyone like that?
>>157514162Emmett Johnson will look like the best running back in the league actually (due to being that)
>>157514153Does his dad still beat the shit out of him?
Shitting on niggers heads
>>157514181He should
>>157514193Delete this fucking racist shit
>>157514176Why do you care what anyone on 4chins thinks? You know we don't updoot posts here like on your preferred forum.
>head coach was in a life threatening car crash>owner was caught soliciting trailer park pussy for 140 dollars in Ohio>WR they paid 120 million dollars for had a social media meltdown while pretending he had already been signed to a different team while still on the roster>while this isn't directly related to the team the guy who scammed millions of dollars out of dumb women was pretending to be a 49erCan we go back to a regular offseason of contract negotiations and injuries instead?
achane is going to drag this shit team to 4 wins single handedly then get injured
LEMON
Ravens are too powerful
>>157514233I blame John Lynch.
Nussmeier out with the starters including Kelce. Good test for where he's at
holy fuck the Commanders scrub players fucking suck to an astounding degree
The commies fucking suck
3 runs in a row to Emmett to move the chains
>>157514289put him in the hall of fame
Which teams are playing their starters this weekend?
Nussmeier with a bullet over the field to Noah Gray, droppedHe looks good
FEED ZEKE
>>157514129Based
>>157514270who is this babe
Puka bros...
Are you allowed to bet on games after they've finished?
>okay now throw the bullshit flag
>>157514316Statmutt
>>1575138292 concussions
>live in central florida>my cbs ota is showing bungles-eagles>instead of bucs-jagsfuck you goodelll
>>157514333statmutt looks like THAT??
>>157513687
>>157514316Taylor Burr
>>157514328I'll take: Rooms you wish a bomb went off in for $2000, Alex.
good lord how do chiefs fans suffer outside of going outside during a playoff game to do fent in the middle of winter I guess
>>157514089they still fuck. this succubus is just a cover
>>157514348Good joke, now post Bill Burr's real wife.
Delane with a big play
>>157514348>Taylor Burr>not a Burrs fanWhy?
>>157514328>Jewka NaJewaBased bitin dawg
>>157514353>good lord how do chiefs fans suffer We have to see Bronkeks post itg
>>157514348Tsss put a jacket on then or somethin
>>157514382
>>157514348>>157514353I would Taylor her Burr if you know what I mean. heh, you know what I mean /nfl/?
>>157514393Dis guy gets it
>Fevies winning>Chiefies winning
>>157514328
>>157514417Is he still a good receiver or will he decline because he now participates in Jewish activities?
Emmett Johnson runs for 11 yards on 1st down. Looks elite again
>>157514328Eww nigga wtf?>>157514349Based
>>157514417What was the outrage around this again?
Nussmeier throwing bullets. Looks really good??
>>157514328literal humiliation ritual
>>157514440Nvm really bad interception, now it all makes more sense
>>157514432it hurt Rich Eisens feelings and he gave a long speech about it on his gay podcast
Texans can't stop throwing INTs
eagles shoulda traded mckee when they had a chance
>shut out avoidedcommies won
>>157514453Why would it hurt his feelings? It's a factual thing they do.
>>157514457he's a solid backup and he's cheap. I get why they kept him
>>157513789So true. I will NEVER lose faith in my N9ne or my Kangz.
I don't care about the "evidence" presented in this game: McKee is better than Hurts. also white power
>>157514490He’s not playing, fool
>>157514233>>WR they paid 120 million dollars for had a social media meltdown while pretending he had already been signed to a different team while still on the rosterWhat do you think he's up to right now?
>>157514428he does it for (almost) free
>I’m an OU guyJalen never liked Saban huh?
>>157514505Oh yeah, what is aiyuk up to right now? Is he still trying to sign with the redskins?
>>157514505>Kyle please... PLEASE let me come bac-*click*>Hello? Mr Shanahan? HELLO???
>>157514505Is this the guy pretending to be a niner wide receiver
Fulton DENIES Kiwi Milroe
>>157514509Do you think he went with a non-jew for an agent?
Cowboys vs Chargers superbowl. Calling it now. I'll screencap this post myself to boast after it comes true.
Brashard Smith huge punt return
What are you guys eating?
Nussmeier big pass to Andrew Armstrong who has some buzz and will make the roster
New Orleans and Dallas should have a bigger rivalry desu
Emmett Johnson unstoppably moving the chains. 6 carries for 37 yards
>>157514546this fella packin' or is he lackin?
Armstrong bad drop. No buzz. Will not make the rosterIs a tranny
i can't stand this lispy faggot doing the chiefs pbp
>>157514596stfu puto
>>157514611Yeah wtf
Why is the muttlover posting stats for the queefs' fourth string RB?
Pro kicker bros?
SHIYAZH PETE
>>157514233I feel like they need to resolve the Aiyuk situation and just get it the fuck over with because it's like a karmic stink bomb. Not because he's being treated unfairly, he brought this on himself, but the whole thing's just toxic. They need to wash their hands of it. Let him take his bad vibes elsewhere
rookie bust R Mason Thomas blitzes and forces Kiwi Milroe to meme a bomb that sails nowhere
>>157514650Personally I want to see him suffer more. I look forward to reading a headline a few years from now about him dying in a stabbing in skid row or something.
>>157514621why u mad sweet p? I'm just asking if you have big dick. I don't mind small dicks. shoot me that OF and I'm sling you some cheddar
>>157514540>Why not simply...release me>you don't fear being released>your punishment must be more severe
>>157514233don't forget about the substation continuing to work its magic. its tough to say about a team that made the owl 2x this decade but the 49ers are cursed
>>157514656Milroe's just out there so Lock doesn't get hurt.
McKee looks like ass
9 minutes till KANGZ
Love a white running back
Kiwi Milroe throws a stray backward pass that Chiefies scoop up
We're going to fucking suck
>milhouse
Brashard Smith proving he belongs in the RB committee with a big run on first down. Run game looks unstoppable and K9's not even playing. Tranny league is fucked
lemon just fucked up
>Philty
>>15751470149ers cant release him. Hes on the reserve/left the squad list. He has to apply for reinstatement with the NFL, then the 49ers can release him. He refuses to do that, so he remains chimping out in limbo.
Demarcado undwerwhelming. May lose his spot to Brashard Smith. Fever blowing out Connecticut trannies
Jared Wiley big play off a screenArmst
>>157514780rong diving catch redeeming himself from earlierFields looking nervous on sidelines. Nussmeier playing well despite the int
>>157514753>the double digit iq dude weed guy isnt that goodNo wayyyyy
how many games does Murry play before he's injured or benched for Wentz?
>>157514739You'll be decent this year
>>157514800>MurrayDont remind me of this nasty little goblin ever again.
josh allen had sex with his wife
i dont care if its preseason im just happy to see handegg on tv and hear it on the radio
Sweaty black Bienemy calling playsGood playcall on third and goal, Andrew Armstrong was hit in the hands by Nussmeier. Armstrongtranny inexplicably bats the ball away like a DB
>Eric Bieniemy's wife, Mia Bieniemy, was shot multiple times on July 26, 2026, inside the couple's home in Ashburn, Virginia, allegedly by their 27-year-old son, Elijah Zion Bieniemy. What the ever loving FUCK
Nussmeier is clearly better than multiple starters in the league and guys like Nine btwI want us to keep him but a smart team would trade for him. I like him a lot
>Milroe
>>157514837did you miss this news?
>>157514814
joe burrow is very clearly norwooding on topit's over for bengcels
Imagine being a fucking Commies fan. 2024 was the biggest fluke in recent history.Must be suffering knowing your QB has the natural ability to win games, but he doesnt have the body build nor the team nor the coaching to actually succeed. Where is Daniels going when he is inevitably off the team in the next few years?
>>157514878Looks like a full head of hair to me chief
>>157514805They have the worst o-line in the league
>>157514864I did.
Caitlin sinks a ridiculously deep 3. R Mason Thomas impressing quite a bit
>>157514805God please just let us have a normal year. We don't even have to have a winning record, our schedule is hard. I'd be happy with 8-9 just let it be a normal yaer
>>157514702I feel like to be truly cursed you have to suffer form perpetual shit luck and be generally unsuccessful, whereas the Niners alternate between great luck and shit luck that kind of cancel each other out and therefore are mostly successful, just not 100% successful. The bad luck / poor decisions:>insanely frequent and terribly timed injuries>wasted tons of draft capital on Trey Lance>player had a child die and basically left to get a fresh start somewhere else because they couldn't stand being constantly reminded of the tragedy>Paid a guy #1 WR money just to watch him get injured more or less immediately and then quit the team entirely in the midst of a complete mental breakdown>both times they made the super bowl recently they ran up against captain refballThe good luck / smart decisions:>got a viable starter with the last pick in the draft to salvage the Lance debacle>actually have had better injury luck with McCaffreythan his history and theirs would have suggested>correctly surmised that McCorkle would look great in their system and most of his issues were from having a DC as his OC so got a quality backup for dirt cheap>managed to claw back a good chunk of Aiyuk's guarantees and will be able to cut him ahead of schedule (but apparently not yet) so that ill-advised deal won't hurt them as much as it could have Football is just a chaotic sport, man.
Go Broncos!!
>>157514758
>Benglels
>>157514911Hiring Blough and keeping DQ was the worst possible thing washington could have done.
it doesn't matter who throws you the ball, The Packers, just catch it
Ravens win!
>>157514944Yeah, just like their fat faggot fans catch AIDS in their assholes.
>>157514939I get DQ but what do you have against Blough?
>>157514849name these "Starters"
>>157514952I've seen her titties.
>carson winceput my nigga nine in
>>157514961The muttlover is delusional. You are replying to a fucking retard.
>>157514961Any of the bottom tier teams like the Browns or Falcons for sure. It's hard to gauge what exactly his ceiling is but he's throwing very well outside of one bad rookie interception. Enough so that I would feel confident in him and his growth as a starter if Mahomes went down
>>157514897Well the quick run down is that Eric Bienemy is black.
man i hope the puckers special teams are legit and not just preseason flukes
>>157514968I've seen better tits on little boys
>Jimmy Horn Jr.>Will Sheppard>LaJohntay WesterI don't know who the special teams coach was on Deion's staff at CU but god damn
my sister just said I look like Zac Taylor because I'm always making that :| face:|
>>157514961Geno
>me watching the bungles looking for joey because some anon probably lied about him going bald
I have a bad feeling about this offense from the Eagles. The scheme looks like Siriannni made a retarded version of the Shanahan offense
>>157514988Do you like him more than Kyler? Asking a Vikings fan
Is 9 playing tonight?
>>157515006Post her tits.
>bronkeks
>>157515006zac taylor is way too cool of a name for that boner, he should be named terry bort or something, or have a fantastic mane of hair to justify his rockstar/movie main character name
>>157515031Personally yes. I like him a lot. Right now Kyler is definitely better because he's a vet, but I like what I'm seeing out of Nussmeier as a rookie more than known mids like Kyler
>>157515018
>>157514492>>157514457I don't know what happened McKee was one of the better backups in the leaguehe regressed hard across the entire board and it didn't just start this preseasonstarting to have more faith in Payton
pack v broncos bowl
>>157515052Both teams are gay, correct anon.
>>157514997>t. Raiders fag
>>157514959Hes never called plays, hes never run an offense before.He could have all the potential in the world, but its not going to come together overnight. Realistically for anyone his age and experience itll take several years in the fire to actually build something.That doesnt bode well with Jaydens contract, all the contracts running out in 27.You need results and you need them now with a QB on his rookie deal.Dan Quinn is fucking gone next year. Blough becomes an issue, most new head coaches want their own guys. You either force a new HC to have an OC they dont want, or you continue the OC carousel which puts Daniels in another system.This is the textbook definition of squandering your young qbs rookie deal, this season is already over before it begins.Why they are keeping an incompentant defensive head coach when the defense is fucking abysmal is beyond me. Why you hire an OC younger than everyone in this thread who has 0 experience when you need results now is beyond me. Genuinely bad with almost no chance of working out
>>157515061shut the fuck up canacuck
Bringinstool comes on the field and gets caught with a push off penalty ruining a good pass to him by Nuss
>>157515032Nope, he is *unironically* hurt again.The definition of glass.
>>157515062gay bearsass packerstruly a gentleman's rivalry
>>157515032I don’t think we’ll ever see 9 on an nfl field again desu
do you guys think it's like a venom from spider man thing where he's jj mccarthy when he's bad and 9 when he's good?
Screen to Demarcado for a big run and first down. Andy quickly calls timeout before the half. Fuhrermeier driving
>>157515098What's your obsession with 2nd string QBs?
Haha yay bronkies yayyy
>>157515076you are beneath me buddy
>>157515098Its like poppers.Hes gay whether hes huffing them or not.
>>157515070Daniels isn't gonna amount to a hill of beans in the NFL anyway. He's a made of glass.
>>157515098other way around
>>157515070Um actually I think everything is going to be okay because I don't want to be sad
Nuss clutch throw to a GREAT catch by an in-bounds Armstrong for a big gain. Both playing well
>>157515110I have an ongoing jihad against M*ch*g*n players
>>157515110dude it's the preseason it's what's on the menu
>>157515110>2nd stringJJ is the 3rd stringer
>>157515112>>157515076>>>/lgbt/
Ninexisters the bronkies are driving on us...
kyle mccord stunts on little baby 9
Armstrong will make fifth receiver behind Rice, Worthy, Thornton and Cyrus Allen. Big-bodied receiver making plays
>>157515112go home, faggot>>>/lgbt/
We need a Punished Snake edit for one-eyed Najee Harris.
Finally a fuckin TD
>>157514992will sheppard the new cobb?
Fevies utterly raping Connectishit. Chiefies raping Seahawks ezpz. Why even be a Chiefs anti
LMAO ACKSHULLY NO ITS NOT A TD
They have been using prentice in these short yardage situations in every single game this preseason
>>157515132That's ironic seeing as how michishit is 50% muzzie now.
which games aren't shit? I'm watching jags bucs and it's pretty bad
The commies just got brutally raped and you’re laughing
>>157515192Watch Nussmeier (it's at half)
tfw to smart too enjoy preseason
>>157515180Keep your wnba shit to yourself you blockhead
>>157515193yeah I am. I knew from the start that Gayden was a flash in the pan meme QB. Seen it thousands of times before. Commies deserve nothing good.
>>157515192We’re all watching the Denver Broncos game.
>>157515200>TFW when you're secretly but also very openly gay
>>157515201Ummmmmmmmm tranny? You're seething
>>157515193The JankyRondo vid gonna be lit
>1 year ago today, the packers traded for micahwas it worth it?
>broncos broadcast confused why wentz is still inkek n9ne
>>157515193They are so scared of injuries, they sat 41 roster players. Almost everyone who played today is going to be cut.Jayden Daniels had a 3 and out with a sack the one drive he had. I wouldnt risk it either.
>>157515219Dont ask questions you already know the answer to
>>157515222>broncos broadcast is retardthanks for the update.
>>157515193who could have foreseen the black running QB coached by dan quinn being figured out?truly staggering stuff
>>157515219Yes, Jerry Jones pulls something decent out of his ass every once in a while.
Fuhrermeier > Bo Nix
stop calling him Blo DixI'm warning you
>>157515222>>157515228They're right to be confused. Nine is QB3 so he should be playing or Brosmer should be playing.
>>157515240Blo DixWhatcha’ gonna do pussy?
>>157515213eat my bussy>>157515219literally set 2 first round picks on fire
>>157515240OOOOHH
Nussymier looking good all of KC looks good, making the defending SB champs look like shit
More like Blo Ankle kek
>ackersit's over cheese dicks. this was the moment here. you banked your franchise on this goofy muppet and now da bears have ben + caleb and you are absolutely fucked for the next decade and beyond. no amount of eyebrow trimming from doormatt lefraud will save him from getting shitcanned this year.
FOOOOMBLE
>>157515246retard
>>157515252That's what I do every time I enter this thread in Chiefs antis' direction >>157515264He's ready if we need him
>>157515246yeah, Wentz is gonna get injured if he stays out there. Gonna need him for at least 1 game.
>>157515286>i eat bussy every time I enter the threadkek. WHAT A FAGGOT.
This is a known haven for broncoheads
Has Ken Walker taken a snap in preseason?
>>157515286what to with busting fields ? What can KC get for that N, he can't be wearing a KC uni
>>157515313I would definitely trade him to a needy team. He's better than Watson. We should just have Mahomes, Nussmeier and Olado-kun in that order
>calling a late hit penulllty on the retarded-ass kickoffs...in preseasonFuck you reffies.
>>157515219Yes. He was 5th in total pressures despite having his season cut short. He was having a great season and anyone who suggests otherwise is dumb.
>>157515303Yeah
>>157515321Quit breaking the rules and you wont have to worry about the reffies
>tfw born in a state without a team and can pick and choose who I am a fan of
>>157515298>2026>not eating bussy kek, boomer detected
>>157515335you are supposed to follow your dad's favorite team in that caseyou're on good terms with your pops, right anon?
Nussy on FIRE
>detoilet
>ehlingercut tomorrow
Brosmer is in.
>>157515363this would've worked in a movie
Mansoor Delane being used in typical Spags ways
>>157515362He's the Bronco's practice squad QB.
BROsmer
what the FUCK is happening to his hairline?
>>157515359My dad kidnapped me after he divorced my mom. Told me we were going to disney. He drugged me in the hotel room, dumped kerosene on me and my bed, then set me on fire to kill me.I dont know what his favorite team was
>>157515381He might get claimed
>>157515387moon man looking ass
>>157515399I already claimed his bussy. Go broncos btw!
>>157515387
>>157515387Its going the way of his career.Regressing at an alarming rate.
>>157515393Time stamp to confirm
lets talk about jenny
Rookie LB R Mason Thomas has been an impact player in preseason
Butker is washed JFC wtf was that
>>157515422He's a DE
what team is she a fan of?
Fit women should choke me with their thighs
>>157515412My fingers were all amputated from the fire, I use text to speech. I cant write a timestamp
>>157515422Romo needs to be calling this game this is bull shit
>>157515440SNEAD
>>157515434DE? You mean EDGE? Sound like a grandpa over there fuckin boomer ass terms
>>157515443I think you a liar and should fuck off
>>157515450shut the fuck up zoomie.
>>157515438Hawkeyesfat ugly white bitch who has never had any consequences ever.
>>157515438Would you get in trouble if you opened your front door and shot her
>>157515443That's why the sharpie goes in the pooper.
>>157515450zoomers OUT
>>157515455Dave Dave was real guy, he died in 2018.
How are the Eagles getting their asses spanked by the Bengals?
>>157515461Even states with castle doctrine laws probably wouldnt like you opening the door, that seems offensive not defensive.
>>157515481it's preseason retard.
>>157515470he said fit
>>157515481THE RED RIFLE IS HEATING UP
>>157515485That's why you don't open the door. You just blast that cunt.
Tight ends are playing well
Miami will have the first overall pick next year
>>157515470I wish my ass was that fat
>tua returns to miami>turns over the ballpoetry
>>157515470That fat fold at :35,
>>157515503he did that again? wtf lmfao
>>157515500Jets, Raiders and Cardinals will have something to say about that.
>>157515499play with my tight end
carson steele should 100% make the team. I like this guy
I haven’t followed football for a long time. Is 4-3 defense still the main strategy? I remember packers running 3-4 at some point. Is there a new main strat?
>>157515525You should, I've always been a believer in his and disagreed strongly with letting him go. He can be a star
>>157515470this should be illegal
thats a crazy drop
>mills throws a pick>"pass interference">mills gets sacked and FOOMBLESKek Panthers WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>157515526teams rarely stick to just 4-3 or 3-4 nowadays
>>157515526New strat is base nickel.
>>157515503second fumble he's like this in the preseason. His hands are royally fucked up and he can't hang onto the snap anymore. Also I think he doesn't get his dolphins contract money if he isn't on a roster and he's definitely getting cut. Tua Turnthemoneybacova
>>157515537ball don't lie
>>157515537>MillsIt was Rypien.
Oh boy I love watching guys that will go on the practice squad and I won't hear about again until next preseason.
>>157515525he just got here and he's already working his way into the RB2 spotangry running white boy without going full retard like Skattebo
>>157515541Nickel is 5 dbs? Trying to remember back to madden 04 lol
>>157515533didn't the chiefs use him as a fullback type too? the eagles wanted one but theirs got hurt last year
>>157515535So, you're saying the chick at the grocery store yesterday was actually fat as fuck? Who are they trying to attract with fake asses like this?
>>157515526Its cover two.You should have seen the seethe this caused in some of the most bizarre places a few years ago
>>157515551best part of preseason is watching the poor schmucks who make big mistakes knowing they're soon to be unemployed
>>157515525>>157515533>>157515559now that I think about it he has strong FB potential Iggles have been wanting to open the playbook for FB for the past two seasons but their designated FB just so happened tonget back to back season ending injuriesthey may now have their guy for that
>>157515561Yeah he was a RB that flashed in preseason and we wanted to turn into a new Anthony Sherman at FB. He fumbled a couple times and that was the end of his career with us, which I thought was ridiculously harsh for a rookie UFA who was flashing. He never saw significant snaps again. It was shitly handled and I'm glad he's gone to a good team that will give him another chance
>>157515560Yeah.
another donkey to be taken behind the shed
>>157515503i guess he needs more $10,000 massages
>>157515559>>157515579RB1: SaquonRB2: TankRB3: ShipelyFB: Steele
>>157515560yep, it's a mix of corners and safeties.
>>157515583say it to my face
>>157515591Would be funny if he torn his bussy with this machine.
>>157515591Gotta shock and confuse the body
>And we intercepting Bo Bones every drive of his bitch ass lifeI can't believe Mansoor just said this...
>>157515591kek I love chiropractors. I have one as a client who is going to jail for tax fraud
>>157515481Niggles aren't that good
>>157515591Remember, the origins of chiropracty comes from a dude having conversations with a ghost.
>>157515562>Who are they trying to attract with fake asses like this?Think about it, Jamal.
>>157515614Is his name jim
lemon has been fucking terrible
>>157515594fantastic runner roomway better than the QB room, at least
>>157515630Nah
>>157515624so literally like abrahamic religions
>>157515633sheeeeeeeeit
>>157515639Damn
>>157515642HAIL, SATAN!
>>157515633Hes genuinely low iq. College players today are fucking garbage no one should be impressed by them anymore.
>>157515633Has he really? That's a big deal if true. Devonte isn't built to succeed on his own
>>157515645why is this zesty buck looking so shifty?
>>157515660>dropped pass>tipped easy pass for INT>lazy muffed punt>covered easily by 2nd/3rd string CBI really didn't like the pick. I liked the idea of picking a WR but wanted a big target to replace AJ.
>>157515666You can't say those words in that order like that
>>157515677why not?
haha, wait, the queefies gave up a td to Jalen "Kiwi's Eilite" Milroe?????
>>157515672Weird miss by Howie if it doesn't turn out to just to be preseason slop. Jamar Chase was bad in his first preseason as well
I'm not feelin this season
>>157515687He's talented, but from what I've seen he's playing like it's a preseason game. It's lazy.
KC looking like a SB championship team again and the only playing 2nd and 3rd string
>brosmer
>>157515688Wow no shit
>>157515633>Malaki Reagor Howie should’ve just traded for another WR
the josh jacobs report is so funny>wife goes through your phone>tells you that you can do through her phone>you start doing so and she tells you to give it back>tries to get physical with you for several minutes>you deescalate because your girl is fucking insane by leaving the house>she follows you in a separate car until you return home>she continues getting physical with you until you throw her to the ground>multi-million dollar fine and 8 game suspension lmao can't trust a woman
>>157515687>howie>reeee why did our (((GM))) finally miss now that the (((NFL))) gave him his owls?Vince McMahon and Vince Russo would be jealous of the script that goydell spits out every season.
>>157515688What's not to love? >Deep ass roster thanks to back to back great drafts>Dave not calling plays anymore Idzik is holding the reins for offense which is good for an offensive minded coach>Easy schedule full of half baked teams >Bryce can only get better
>>157515708>What's not to love?
>>157515707>>>>> r/DetroitLions
>>157515708Bryce will forever derail the team. It was a miss that will haunt the team for a decade
