>>157759584CARDINALS MENTIONED
First for castizas
Chiefs won that game
>>157759610On paper, maybe. But did they truly win? Of course not.
>I CAN'T PASS
>bo stinks >bustin turdbutt is shit >muppetmutt is a shell of his former self literally WHO can stop >us
Anthony Recker runs this genny
Chiefs win!/nfl/ loses!Say the line /nfl/!
did cam throw a single seed last weekend?
>>157759606>you got plonked by my cardieposting
Be on alert for pacoswing refugees as their sport goes into a lockout.Rams and cowsois lay raped and gaped so they'll attempt to flee to the raiders or chiefs.
>>157759637why did they give her a butthole?
Ouch!
Caption this
>>157759660thats where pattys choccy ice cream comes from
All 32 QBs threw for over 150 yards in Wk1....except for these 4
Tom Brady at 48 would be a better QB than blow dix at this point
>>157759644>>157758904>it was their super bowl
post jaxson dart webms
God I love guys with daddy issues so much.
Ben Johnson vs Brian Flores on sunday bros...
>wake up>still have an elite punterFeels good, Mann
>>157759665where was his handler there?
>>157759682>Blaxson DartCant trust em.
>statistically the worst tackling performance since before covidJesus
>>157759692I prefer my Pineapple kicker
>>157759606Literally can't tell if this is Inde Navarrette or Olivia Rodrigo
>>157759665Mcvay was lucky to not get heemed here
>>157759710Are you Asian or black?
bring on da burrs
>>157759606TINYLATINASPINNERS
I hate the Chiefs but at this point it's better for my mental health to just laugh at everyone else being mad, rather than joining in on the anger
>>157759723I'm white, they all look the same
>>157759729based monger
>>157759665How many times has McVay been hit on the sideline lol?
>>157759584Are most 49er fans white?
Why come Spain is called “Eropean” when it the south of America? The map is rigged!Fly Lion Fly
>>157759733Mental health is a joke. Literally just go outside and do manual labor and you will stop caring about pointless shit like depression
>>157759733
>>157759767Not the ones still in California.
>>157759733>rooting for the chiefs>not mentally illyou're a sick fuck
>>157759710Literally don't know who either of these whores are
>>157759767I thought they’re simultaneously the most Pajeet, chink and spic fanbase of all time Wouldn’t that make them Filipino? Are there Filipinos in SF?
>>157759752Inde is a castiza, but I'm pretty sure she'd be allowed in the ethnostate.
>>157759777only works if you're very dumb
>>157759795We know, Detoilet cave dweller
>>157759808>castizaI don't know your language, paco
>>157759777This is one way to get sucked into the black hole of yard care
Blows fat dicks hahahahahah
>>157759795I only know one of the names because they has a pink drink at taco bell they keep pushing
>>157759826where?
Even with the flu Mahomes beat the dog shit out them donkies
>>157759846Anal?
>>157759822~3/4 white, ~1/4 native.
>>157759795>Inde Navarrette She was in the best horror movie of the 21st century >Olivia RodrigoPopstar
How about them CHIEFSSSSS The dynasty continues
>>157759846are u gay or are you that cutie blonde girl
>>157759864'Peyton & Eli' is really good. I'm glad I started watching it.
>>157759792I'm not rooting for them, I'm just not seething anymore
>>157759876We'll know the Mahomes recovery secret if his frontal lobe starts growing like Peyton
How kino will 49ers cowboys be later this season?
Blitz seems to win (except the commies), is this the future of the NFL?
The crazy thing about the Detoilet is that he isn’t even an out of touch boomer, he’s literally just a terminally low IQ basement crustacean that sounds like one. What is “pick em”? Is that a thing you pay money to jews for on “Draft of Kings”? Who is “Inde Navarette”? Is that some OnlyFans whore? I haven’t watched the television in years.
Big Red will go down as the best head coach in the history of the NFL
>>157759908It'll be boring, 49ers win by 3 scores
What's the matter? Seething at my silly "LOL" post, Jack? I wasn’t a Rams fan all along. And now, you’re eating crow. >t. balding 27 year old
>>157759912As long as the average NFL QB blue screens attempting to make presnap reads the biltz-a-thon is viable meta. Maybe we'll see the return of Rex Ryan tier shit where the defense shifts 3 times before the ball is snapped
The kiwi spent an entire off-season posting bo nix acne covered face in every thread only for him to lose in a dominate loss to the team that abbo hates the most. I can't imagine being this level of pathetic. When mahomes wins his 5th ring I wonder if you will troon out
What makes queefies so deranged?
>>157759691Ben Johnson owns Flores. He had Jared Goff dominating a far better Vikings defense 2 years ago.Vikings will be annoying but it ain't happening.45-35.
>TNF>SNF>MNFit’s perfect
>mahomo has regressed to a checkdown babby game manager who can't throw the ball more than 10 yards Sad!
>>157759998Kronii > Bae > iRyS
>>157760004Been like that for years desu
>>15776000431-10
>>157759966This is probably the worst day (of many) of his pathetic life now that mahomes is back to gaping them
>>157759978There's fuck else going on for the ones who live in this part of the country.I have seen more Chiefs jerseys in St. Louis than Cardinals jerseys. If I told someone that 20 years ago they wouldn't believe me.
>>157760004The chiefs have not had a run game under mahomes ever so where in uncharted territory as it stands. This is not good for the broncos as they needed this win to stay competitive in a close division
Tom Cruise will never attend your shit teams game cope and seethe
>>157760023St. Louis is pretty close to KC and hasn't had an NFL team in over a decade, hope this helps, Detoilet retard
If I see one more fucking cuck commercial on broadcast TV I'm canceling my cable subscription. This smartwater bullshit with jennifer aniston is disgusting. I get she's been a Jewish whore her whole life but she's still basically white
>>157760004>>157760010It's never been this bad, wew
Mahomes literally invented dragons y'all reaching
>>157759912Only in the first 5-6 weeks. Once O-Line's settle in it can cause diminishing returns. It leaves the secondary wide open.Getting natural pressure on a 4 man rush will always be the winning formula late in the season.
>>157760069Damn so true, I wonder what could be different about this game. Oh wait no I don't, I'm not retarded
>>157759655Chikaner
>>157760057>reading comprehensionDon't reply to this btw I shall not read.
>>157760065Do interracial relationships make you immediately think of black men being sexually dominant and you being a loser watching?Very weird take bro
>>157759584>Kiwi got his posts deleted againWhy does this keep happening? Do the mods hate him or something?
>>157760094You use this nonsensical cope in reply to every single post, you are the only literal retard here and this general will skyrocket in quality the day you die
>hey, Patrick>what? >I thought of something funnier than 31-10>lemme hear it>*snort*>31-9!
Kelce is in his prime the man should be studied by quantum physics Harvard grads
>Ravens want to stop choking in the playoffs>hire a Chargers coordinator
>>157760100It makes me think of jewish control over the media and their mortal hatred of the White Race
>>157760109link to FS1 live?
>>157760162https://www.fox.com/watch/epg/FS1-program-27366988_dtc/first-things-first
>>157760100Us small yts can’t satisfy white women. It’s only fair we offer them to black kings
>>157760144lol
Reminder that the two TDs Justin Jefferson caught on Sunday is exactly as many TDs as he had all of last season.
I'm telling you guys, the media is turning on Justin Herbert, and they are beginning to love Jalen hurts. It's happening right now, you just need to look
>>157760132Adrenachrome injections daily to milk the Taylor Swift shit for as long as possible. The moment he retires, his body will fall apart.
>>157759606This chick is insanely average looking
>>157760176gay
>>157760129kek
>>157760214You aren't sentient btw, that would be crazy for you to think about if you could
>Trevor Lawrence has quietly been the best QB in the NFL since week 9 of last season
>>157760069And Mahomes fanboys are saying he's backLol
>mahomes dropped on his own mountain after winningIt's over for him.
>>157760214This is true if by average you mean way above average
>>157760225You have no taste because you aren’t really a person so bland and average excites you
>>157760252I didn't see the opening, did Nick actually criticize the Mahomie?
>his teamRegularly gets sharted on >my team Does the sharting
i like my quarterback more than i like my team
>>157760255I’m not counting fatties or old women. She’s a normal looking spic chick pre abuela phase. Wouldn’t even have opened her summer album on Facebook back in the day
>>157760221>you will never be so far ahead in a Superbowl that you can just foul and taunt with impunity
speaking of jags, did Travis Hunter play week 1? ive heard nothing about him
>>157760264I feel the same about my receiver.
>>157760256Yeah uh huh. I described your species recently when you guys were saying the same thing about Madison Beer:>There is a genre of chud that likes to insist hot women are ugly to just be mysogynistic pricks for no reasonYou do this for every hot woman. Margot Robbie, Sydney Sweeney. You are a genre of NPC chud and don't even know why you do this other than the fact that it's in your programming. You are neither sentient nor ensouled. You are pure cruelty, ugliness and low IQ. You will never have an epiphany about this though and will never be able to conceptualize the different way you could have been.
>>157760270anon...
be honest do the cheeves get away with a disproportionate amount of holding?
>>157760294I’m not reading all that, retard. My opinion shouldn’t cause you such squirming insecurity
>>157760245And you’re not even a boomer
>>157760304Been like that for years
>>157760008Mumei >>>>> IRyS > Bae > Kronii >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fauna
>>157760320You lost as soon as you were born.
>>157760294>You do this for every hot woman. Margot Robbie, Sydney Sweeney.NTA but i just don't like these kind of whoresgive me a 5'0 flattie who has never even set foot in the same room as a plastic surgeon and i will fall in love with her at first glance
>>157760335You seem upset irl
>>157760320It’s not an “opinion” it’s chud contrarianism
>>157760266I'm an expert in this. The minimum rating you could give her is a 7. She is absolutely not average, and specially not average for a spic chick (and I agree with not counting fatties or grannies).
What was Taylor and Tom Cruise talking about
>>157760304>40 yards of the most obvious holding of all time on a player that would have otherwise made a playguh
>>157760277Why are you guys so obsessed with Hunter? You don't usually hear how a CB did unless he gets an interception.
>>157760344Is that what he said? I find SS and Margot to be beautiful and don’t see how that pertains to a regular looking spic brunette…>>157760350I’m not on the internet enough to know what that means >>1577603544-7 are average ratings but I don’t really do the out of 10 thing
>>157760346Yeah it's annoying seeing retards like you say this in response to every hot woman posted thinking you're different and chad, you're just an empty vessel that's trying too hard to seem like an ensouled, actual man. Keep replying to posts you're not reading btw.
>>157760373you find this man faced bitch beautiful..?
>>157760294>REEEE FUCK MY WOMEN ESEwhy are all mexishits unironically like this? So strange
>>157760252I'm surprised Nick actually put Purdy in the top 10. And only Drake Maye doesn't deserve to be ranked ahead of him. I'd still take Purdy over Hurts and Gayleb but I can respect people ranking them over him.
>>157760363>that would have otherwise made a playAre we pretending that the Broncos could tackle yesterday?
>>157760373>I find SS and Margot to be beautiful and don’t see how that pertains toThis dipshit is about to start dropping semi colons I can feel it
>>157760252Lol Bood Nix should be off the mountain
>>157760366he's a WR
>>157760373You're wrong if you think Sydney is more beautiful than Inde. Sydney is sexy and hot, but her face is actually what you could average or slightly above.
>>157760386yes
>>157760386I mean this is literally the worst pic you could find of her in her mid 30s and she’s still much better looking than the other bitch whose name I don’t even know. I just see her posted with 49ers stuff and know she was in that recent movie
>>157760386Yeah
>>157760401>your preference is wrongI seriously don’t get this mindset at all. Me feeling a certain way won’t make you gay, buddy. It’s okay.
>>157760386she was really hot a dozen years ago
>>157760398He's primarily a CB now
>>157760408Inde Navarette is objectively hot and a sex icon for a reason, you are not someone who sees through the illusion of womanly wiles and chadly disdains her, you are just a retarded chud trying too hard to be something you'll never be, a real man worth loving. Nothing going on in there, you are the human equivalent of an LLM
Saars, why did the broncos redeem loss? Why let the chief pakis win?
>>157760436>illusion of womanly wilesWhatever that means, sperg
>>157759606Why is she constantly being shilled now? People are going to get tired of her if they do this too much.
>>157760455Oops you shouldn’t have done that the spics are going to be very very upset
>>157760450Whatever that means indeed, any attempt to describe whatever the fuck goes on in your simulation of sentience necessarily descends into the abstruse>spergKeep throwing tantrums at pictures of hot women, not the sperg
>>157759606based
Oh my... Are they undefeated? Oh Its true its DAMN true.
>mfw zoomers say dumpy brown lady is hot and the movie shot for tiktak is spooky
>>157760435So how'd he do
>>157760471How is finding someone average “throwing a tantrum?” You’re the one using random weirdly placed curses like a woman would crying about my sentience. This is one of the most bizarre exchanges I’ve ever had on 4chan and that is saying quite a lot.
>>157760472>Hope Sandoval Mazzy Star are an all time favorite band for me but I actually don't think she's very attractive
>>157760476I hope you guys beat the Chargers, I want Herbert to fail.
Being a Chiefs fan is like being a king amongst serfs
>>157760427It's not the same thing. You can say you prefer x over y. But beauty is approximately objective.For example, I probably prefer Anya Taylor Joy over prime Megan Fox, Margot Robbie, or Sadie, but I wouldn't say she is, objectively speaking, more beautiful.
>>157760481so-so, lots of snaps but i don't remember any big plays. i mean it was against the browns
>>157760484>How is finding someone average “throwing a tantrum?”Because you are performatively announcing this takein response to pictures of obviously hot women, and despite what you claim it is not limited to Inde, you are a TYPE and do this every day. You are insufferable >This is one of the most bizarre exchanges I’ve ever had on 4chanTrust me I know what you expected when you made that post on 4chan, sorry you didn't get the chuddoots you wanted
>>157760492I don’t care what you wouldn’t say lol. Some of you people are seriously weird
>>157760487The NFL bows down to their Jefes
>>157760486I just want to win 6 games then draft Jeremiah Smith
>>157760503>womenOne woman>you do this every day????Is it more likely that I secretly do this every day and hide it from the /nfl/ threads you’re in, or that you’re a weird retard?
>>157760523You've gotten enough attention for one thread, chud LLM
>>157760532Did I make you reply to a single one of my posts? I’d rather you didn’t exist at all
>>157760511You're going to the playoffs, buddy. Get used to it.
>all the kiwi posts in the previous threads have been purged>he hasn't posted hereKWAB
>>157760511He won’t be there if you win 6 games
>>157760479I'm autistic. What emotion is McVay displaying here?
if Mahomes had this chart they'd non-stop praise him because he's black, but when a white man like Jalen Hurts does it they want more.
>>157760562Autism
>>157760562Resignation
>>157760511you guys won't win the tankathon, browns or bengals will get him
>>157759777>Literally just go outside and do manual labor and you will stop caring about pointless shit like depressionI've been depressed as shit doing that. You ever work a turnaround 12 hour night shifts at the plant were it's pitch black with artificial light and people getting hurt all around you constantly? Way we deal with it was keep each others spirits up if you're on a good crew (this place is most definitely not a good crew), drink beer when you get to your hotel room for your brief period before bedtime. Or you can turn to cocaine like a lot of your coworkers do bc it's out of your system so fast
>>157760562When you're sleepy but don't want it to show
>>157760356She was talking about how Pat needs to not be tackled and Cruise was agreeing and saying he stopped watching the Chiefs after Mahomes got injured against the Chargers (unironically)
>>157760562It just hurts real bad
>>157760584>literally just go outside>erm what about this indoor plant with artificial light hmm?
>>157760330>>157760363should be fair to target players than
>>157760487Kek that's true
>>157760584>retard doesn't get sunlight>I'm le so depressedKWAB
>>157760596
>>157760069That's pretty typical for even MVP Mahomes I used to post that same pic but nobody cared back then But back then he was invincible, now he's bum-kneed washed Mahomes
>>157760626I got too much sunlight as a ginger. now I have skin cancer at the age of 30 and my hair is brittle from all the salt water (surfing)
Thro Pix lol
>>157760144this is the way
>>157760632Chiefs won
>>157760640that even with ref intervention they still got raped and gaped?
>>157760144
>>157760643why are mexicans so fascinated by the fupa?
HEARTBREAKING: Gisele Bundchen confirms she divorced quarterback Tom Brady because he "can't fuck to save his life." Tragic.
>>157759866>She was in the best horror movie of the 21st centuryWatched this shit the other day. It wasn't scary, it was retarded, and her acting in it was laughably dogshit. 3/10
>>157760668I bet Tom never even bent that ass over just did missionary like a Stan
>>157760239>>157759975Goff, Dak, etc will all have their shotTlaw is 26. This is the beginning of his the best 10 years of his career
>>157760682You’re not allowed to think that or you’re n0t Le eNsOuL3d lmao
>>157760298Ownership. Eagles comin
>>157760401Sydney is literally just a poor man’s Scarlett Johansson. Nice pair of tits but less ass and downie/alcohol syndrome looking face
>>157760625*was
>>157760724>You’re not allowed to think that or you’re n0t Le eNsOuL3d lmaoGonna cry all day?
>>157760747Trashy whores look better, I don’t make the rules
>>157760239>check stats>played the titans and colts twice (barely won)>played the cards, chargers, and jets>100.0 QB rating>2 TD 1int average during that span>250 yards per gamethis is the "best"? I think they had to rely pretty heavily on week 1 against the browns this season to make him jump anyone...
I have fucked so many swifties these last couple years just for being a Chiefs fan it's unreal
>>157760755>replies after he said he wouldn’tYou are literally obsessed with me. Unfortunately I am not even sort of as weak minded as you so I don’t care
>>157760682Contrarian retard
>>157760775You can’t let it go and are trying marshall support because you’re the weak mind and literal NPC having an identity crisis, dumbass. I hope you manage to find someone to live laugh and chud with who will rub your butt and make you feel better, keep trying variations of LMAO DAE?? until you get the succor you seek
>>157760769I bet it's like humping 2x4s
Uhhhh, football?
>>157760775>>157760790Let's call a truce
>>157760790>trying to marshall supportI’m not >y-you’re the weak mind…I literally lol’d irl You said no more replies then launched back into your weirdo sperg insult replies. You are objectively getting mindraped here, bud.
>>157760789Nigga unironically thinks this is good actinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVznyWUS-E
>>157760802There is no pact between men and NPCs
>>157760799Bussy
>>157760485you're crazy anon. she's perfect
This is a stat for the retard that says Sheppard called too much man coverage against the Saints.In the first half the Lions were in zone coverage on 87.5% of the Saints' dropbacks, higher than any game last season under Kelvin Sheppard save for a Week 18 contest in which they were already mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Of their 34 defensive plays, 20 were in nickel personnel -- their second highest of any game under Sheppard.This zone-heavy approach worked well to protect the Lions' older corners, D.J. Reed and Rock Ya-Sin, from chasing receivers all across the formation.
>>157760769How many of them had a penis
>>157760811It literally isThere's videos all over YouTube of BPDemons screaming at their boyfriends in public, she nailed it
>>157760799What's that? I thought we were here to talk about cute guys.
>>157760824Flat but prettier than the other chick
>>157760769Just sent this to the FBI, expect company shortly.
MUH SUPER TEAMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157760747Sports radio just talking about Sidney Sweeney too. Small world
>>157760769MODS
>>157760799
>>157760844>>157760864I’m really sorry to break this to you but the youngest swifties are like 30 years old now
>>157760869Someone post the>Tom, I’m open!Comic
My Loins are gonna feast on Buffalo wings this Thursday
>>157760889Please stop
>>157760889Joshie might score 70 fantasy points
>>157760881back when /sp/ had a soul
>>157760889based and correct!
>>157760912I laugh at the Brandon cooks panel evrytim
Grandpa status?
>>157760895Sorry Buffafriend, you can win the other games but my Loins need this>>157760900No hes gonna get harassed by the pass rush all day>>157760915Indeed
MmmmmmmmmmmmmHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 'fraid sooooo
>>157760926'fraid so, lad. daughter just had her first kid
>>157760935I don’t like this phrase
I tried watching Saints Lions but it was hard to see through all my tears as I recollected Lions anon’s grampsypoo
broncos suck lol
>>157760747>Scarlett JohanssonHasn't been hot since 8 Legged Freaks
>>157760926Senile but I'm making him play Mario 64 because I heard it's good for the brain and he likes it.
>>157760960anon here. i was just thinking that i'm glad he's dead so he didn't have to suffer through that shitshow
>>157760829>Jets-Lions could actually be a measuring stick gameThis is gonna be a goofy ass season.Lions could be 9-0,7-2,4-5, or 2-7 by the time they play the Patriots in Germany.
>>157760962You mean home alone 3
>>157760978>Lions could be 9-0,7-2Literally 0 percentile chance of this happening I promise you champion
>>157760479>>157760596>>157760631doyerpacos have been extra seethy since this happened too kek
>>157760769All you need to do is go to the Swift concert when it comes to town. It's like the circus. Here it's downtown and all of downtown goes nuts. Just get yourself a Taylor bracelet and learn to sing and dance to some of her songs, and you're inBut we warned, they are nuts This is the stuff they listen to"Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream" — From "Blank Space""I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain / And it's 2am and I'm cursing your name" — From "The Way I Loved You""I scream, 'For whatever it's worth, I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?'" — From "Cruel Summer"
BO NIXSUCKS DIX
“Kek”! Just fired up my PC and saw some of the silly “LOL” jokes you boys have been making about the queefs!
Blo Dix
>>157760995I'm fun posting relax chef.Have you seen the Lions schedule though? Retards Row of teams.
>>157761020Closing Quotation mark goes after the exclamation point pal
>>157761025The Saints were one of those retard teams anon
The NFL is better when the Broncos are good and the Chiefs are bad. You guys should stop celebrating.
>>157761032When you’re quoting someone, not when you’re doing digital air quotes, good try retard
podly random mina screen cap
>>157760769You are a sick individual
>>157761045Nah uh, yes huh, respectively
>>157760252the slow and steady ascent to the peak starts now
>>157761034Yeah and the Lions beat those retards.
>>157761055By 1 point in OT with egregious refball
>>157761005I went on a date with a big time Swiftie. It was going pretty well until I was walking her home and she took this weird detour. Turns out she had to stop at the AMC to buy Taylor Swift gear because a certain cup or some shit was available for a limited time while her Eras tour was in theaters. She was genuinely beside herself at the thought that it might be sold out.Nearly 30 year old woman btw
The Broncos spiritually won that game.
>>157761065A win is a win.
>>157761072did it grip
My Tuesday has been filled with Denver seethe. This has been an excellent Tuesday.
>>157761072Women don’t mature past an 8 yr old mentality.
bo nix but without the best defense and best oline in the league
>>157761078Queefies don't realize it yet, but their season is already over
>>157761046Have you calmed down now?
>>157759868Soon...
Head coach interviews these days be like
>>157761112NIX SUX DIXNIX SUX DIXNIX SUX DIXNIX SUX DIXNIX SUX DIXNIX SUX DIX
>>157761116This is definitely for some entry level bullshit job too lol
I am VERY sadly sorry to have to sayChiefies won that game by a large margin
>>157761140Damn the radio broadcast is like 2 minutes behind.
>>157761083Lol, I didn’t end up fucking her. She was also black which made it extra odd
>>157761140Pure midwittert
>>157761149>he doesn't know
Why hasn't anyone picked up Will Levis? He's good enough to be a backup.
>>157761160>Bronkeks 8>Chiefs 12
>>157761149A rather large margin one might say
>>157761160>making bryce young look like a franchise guy is worth 2nd best in football
>>157761160>Bears at 2Bearbros they aren't ready
>>157761195Do you think that bear knows he’s famous
I hope the Broncos give Bo Nix a Deshaun Watson style extension.
>>157761195>mfw da bears win da superb owl
>>157760108Bitchknees probably going to work again. Dudes been real silent since the patriots got caught hiring mossad agents.
>>157761140>SeacawksLegit>BallsOverrated>GayvensOverrated>’9ersLegit>Gary Indiana BearsOverrated>Lambshighly overrated>BungholesLegit>JagoffsLegit>Eggles Legit>Mutt squadInsanely overrated
>>157761140Danny ain't that bright
I'm begging the Vikies please put an end to this nonsense coming out of Hammond Indiana.
>>157760108They took away his tripcode. What do you think?
>>157761225Link to your pick em entry?
>>157761225>Eggles >Legitlol
Bo Nix is Tua but uglier.
>>157761160Ravens too low
[Sports Radio 810] Rashee Rice talks about the impact of OC Eric Bieniemy. He tells @SSJWHB, "He's like the uncle at the cookout that always got something to say to you. If he's not saying something to you then he don't love you. I appreciate his corrective criticism."
>>157761297Can anyone translate this?
>>157761140>>157761160If this isn't the Jags' year to at least make it to the Owl then it probably never will be
RANGZRANGZGIMME ALL DEM RANGZRANGZRANGZGIMME ALL DEM RANGZ NIGGARANGZRANGZNIGGAS DYIN IN THESE STREETZON MY MOMMA’S FUCKIN LIFE IMMA HAVE THEM RANGZ NIGGA
>>157760577you dumb? Bengals are going to the 'offs
>>157761310>”SHEEEEEiiittt, oooga boogaaa bongo, Dindu nuffin sheeeeeit, das rite”
1. Ravens 2. Bills3. 49ers 4. Seahawks 5. Chiefs6. Eagles7. Jaguars8. Bears9. Lions10. Texans11. Bengals12. Rams13. Patriots14. Broncos15. Giants16. Vikings 17. Packers18. Buccaneers 19. Steelers 20. Cowboys21. Commanders 22. Panthers23. Saints24. Cardinals 25. Chargers 26. Colts27. Jets28. Raiders29. Falcons 30. Titans31. Browns32. Titans
>>157761325Thank you
>>157760944I'll remember that for future interactions. Is there anything specifically about the chiefs you would like to discuss?
>>15776132932. Dolphins, mb
>>157760998doesn't help their cumtarget is on the IL and will never pitch again
>>157761335They did a good job last night
>>157761112why did all your posts get purged? >>157759460>>157759360>>157759319>>157759116are you ban evading again?
Schizo thought. Did the Broncos throw that game to give everyone else in the league a bunch of footage of what the Coofs are going to be pulling this season?
I agree with everyone here. Even the people who disagree
[Sports Radio 810] Rashee Rice talks about the impact of OC Eric Bieniemy. He tells @SSJWHB, "MUP DA. BIDDA BE. PO MO GUB. DAT TUM. MUH FUGGIN. BIX NOOD"
>>157761342Rams should drop
>his QB has thrown a pick
Why is Kiwi persecuted so? Does his ball knowledge offend the jannies?
>>157761356>>157761350
I’m telling’ you now and will keep tellin’ you people that Bills and Ravens are both shit and won’t do nothing this year.
>>157761367>ball knowledge
What team will Bo Nix be a backup for in 2 years?
>>157761356This.
>>157761383the next iteration of the XFL
Dude is a gem in the football community. If anyone doesnt know about Perna, check him out.In the world of unreal, he's real and grounded. Hard to find these days.
>>157761363This guy hasn't scored 25 points since his rookie year
>>157761356I agree, Bix Nood looked like shit
>throws for 164 yards on 53% completion average 4.8 yards per attemptWhat are they doing to Jayden in DC?
Eric is once again.....the enemy
>>157761160>broncos in top 20lmfao
>>157761410Fuck off Brandon. Your videos suck
>>157761418He’s always been dogshit yet has been overhyped cause he’s a quarterblack.
>>157761418Nigga used to have shootouts with Joe Burrow
>>Denver Broncos Bo Nix QBR was Lowest of his Career in Chiefs LossBo Nix's QBR was the lowest of his career last night.Update: It was also the lowest-graded game in Bo Nix's career according to PFF grade. He earned a mere 37.4 (out of 100).
>>157761418He’s still getting used to the 20 lbs of muscle he gained over the summer. When it clicks the league won’t be ready for JD145.
NFL teams for this feel?
>>157761418
>>157761455>pee eff eff
>>157761418Cumhandler fans really thought him being better than Caleb was set in stone after a single season, ever since then their careers have been on opposite trajectories. New owner, same old shit. Jayden needs to find a way out of Washington fast.
>>157761455How is it that Chiefs fans are so knowledgeable of ball, and the Kiwi so ignorant?
>>157761496In an alternate universe the broncos won and you make this exact same post with the labels flipped
>>157761501>In an alternate universe, I’m chad thundercock and always right!Whoa… I hadn’t considered
>>157761413kek, bodied that peculiar QB
Niggas talking big after beating the mighty PanthersNiggas let Brycie drop 30 on them
>>157759674>wh-black qbs
>>157761160How much did the Waltons have to pay for this bullshit?
There are so many likeable players on the 49ers, it's easy to enjoy them as a team.
>>157760108:^) perhaps kiwi shouldn't report other peoples posts
explain to me why there are 9 /nfl/ threads up in the catalog with none of them reaching the image limit
>>157761549this is a text board, if you want images you should go to >>>/new/
>>157761462Why do they keep making it redder?
>>157761549(((they))) must have been named(((they))) don't like being named
>>157761540Everyone also says this about my Chiefs
>>157761462>it's mid sept>global warming isn't re-ACK
Now that the dust has settled, what went so terribly, catastrophically wrong?
>>157761540I used to like Purdy until I found out he was a Christ cuck
>>157761566The Chiefs would unironically be a perfectly likeable team if the league didn't shove them down our throats. The reason they're hated so much is because they're spammed so much.
>>157761549desu its never made sense why threads on this specific board aren't put to 750 when they routinely break 500 in less than a day, most of /v/ and /vg/ can't even do that. add in the fact we have MULTIPLE threads on big games
>>157761549Kills a divegrass thread
>>157761549Kiwi can't stop pissing the mods off and getting his posts deleted
>>157761575
>>157761580Shit I remember when bump limit was only 300 and we had way more traffic back then
>>157761586plot twist, he's a mod himself and thinks deleting the posts won't allow us to keep receipts
>>157761575This is why I ride with Joe Burrow
>>157761460>20 lbs of musclecare to point it out? this dude looks like hes about to slip between cracks in reality and end up in the blackrooms
Kiwi conquered and owned by Chiefies. Kiwi being a foot rest for Chiefies when commanded. Kiwi foot rubs
>>157759710Inde Navarrette is cute but come on man
>>157761575I feel that way about a lot of people. How am I supposed to take you seriously if you think a magic jew was born of a virgin
>>157761628Sexo me so horny
>>157761160Das right
Not happening statmutt
>*Sunday* week 1 grades from CBS Why is the NFL media going to such great lengths to cover up for the Rams?
>>157761418The next CJ Stroud
>>157760144Sir you don't understand. The Ravens just smoke checked a team that hasn't won their division in 12 years; they are super bowl contenders.
My Burrs are winning the soup herbal this year mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>157761160how the hell are the Niners below a team they curb stomped
>>157761160There are not 28 teams better than the Raiders
>bitchwi ban evading againkeeekkkkkkkkkkk gonna blow half his monthly autism bux on a vpn again. remember to alert the proper authority to his presence to discourage him wasting what little neetbux he gets.
Roger "Faggot" Goodell
>>157761509Who hurt you?
>>157761660To be fair it's the Dolphins, if they beat Chargers they are legit
>>157761662Many are saying this.
thoughts on my chiefties putting the plonkos and their 40yo virgin mascot on KWABOTY watch?
Faggot Mongrel Kiwi will never be the same. Now everybody knows he doesn’t know a damn thing.
>>157761363erm, who are you quoting?
Why is this anon so obsessed over the kiwi? Is it mental illness?
Perna is so good
>>157761706He's kind of annoying but unlike other posters we know it's him so it gets on people's nerves way harder
it's a catb owl btw
kiwi's asshole getting used and sprung out like an accordion this week keeeekkkkkk what a bitch
>>157761708
it's a marathon not a race. You guys can hype up teams blowing their loads early but real ones are in it for the long haul
As a Boyz fan who already gave up on the season all I can say is go Chiefs
>>157761715this is a blue board
>>157761342>ratbirdsHow many fucking times do we have to go through this?
>kiwipussy is too scared of the jannies so he abandoned his tripcodeKWAB
>>157761715Those are bigger than mine
>>157761718This made the crash out even betterHe's entertaining we don't turn to him to be someone like Garrett
I got a job lil bro. I've posted Mina just as much as I usually do. I wasn't arguing with you about Nix. In fact I wish you nothing but Nix. I hope Nix is the Broncos QB for years to come.
>>157761719This ghetto hole in the wall team shouldn’t even exist, nobody cares about the NFL in Georgia
>>157761737you do not understand how desperate the NFL and the NFL (((media))) is for a black quarterback to do well
>makes the genny seethe
>>157761734It's literally the 25th anniversary of 9/11, all the New York sports teams had meme magic going for them this week. The fucking Jets won, and we know how bad they're going to be. I'm willing to chalk that Giants win up to that.Now if the Cowboys lose this week, then I'll be worried.
>>157761765Nah I like Lamar
>>157761769Nah you don’t
>>157761765lol
>>157761767What about the week after when the Cowboys lose to the Ravens?
Kiwi’s whole career ended in one night. By Chiefies
>>157761776Then explain THIS
>>157761778He’s gotta be so relieved to have a real quarterback now
>>157761628literally can't tell the difference between her and megan foxx
>FailcoonsWhat do they do?
>>157761794and there it is
>>157761628Literally can’t tell the difference between her and statmutt
>>157761696Lameme broke him so badly that he abandoned the ratbirds and his trip just to bandwagon a losserKWAB OTC
>gets lightly pushed once>fucking dies
>>157761758>say a certain race is violent to their face and find outummmm based racist?
>>157761820>Ben Johnson defense
>>157761820>watching tv with this terrible glaretell grandma that you can turn off the ceiling fan lights while watching football in the living room
>kiwibitch too pussy to show his face when im around after getting his little bo bussy worked like a sockpuppet on monday nightkeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkywekky 'fraid hes having his widdle anxiety attack throwing a wibbly wobbly in his chair mhmmm. take a lap bitch go waddle down to the dairy and drown in what booze you can afford on neetbux. You can apologize to me, then mahomes and the rest of the chiefties you disrespected. ill be checking in later little man ;)
>>157761830Kek
kekkypoo
>>157761830you can just tell this is a mexican household
>>157761656I've lost literal gallons to Lana
We mock and meme Lamar because we have seen him before. He used to be Michael Vick. He used to be Tyrod Taylor. He used to be Randal Cunningham. He used to be all sorts of players, but they're all the same: meme quarterbacks of African-American descent who struggle to pass the ball and rely primarily on their ability to scramble. And we know what will happen to Lamar, because it will be the same thing that happened to all those other quarterbacks: he'll win a few playoff games here and there, but he'll never make the Owl, he'll never WIN the Owl, and sooner or later he'll get slower and older and his career will fall apart.We laugh because the NFL, the league office, all the marketing, tries to convince us that this time it will be different, but we all know it won't. And so we find their efforts to hoodwink us merely amusing.
>>157761619A very compelling picture for ants, id assume.
>>157761859Why are they like this? Don’t use lamps, all the ceiling lights on, house lit up like walmart
>>157761868>struggle to pass the ball40:4
>>157761820hit that guy with the gentle fists
>>157761830Maybe anon is the Iron Giant, wouldn't be the first bot to post on 4chan
>>157761831we're waiting bitchwi
>>157761868>he'll win a few playoff games here and thereHe's won 3 playoff games in 9 years. It's time to admit the Lameme experience is a failure and stop paying 50 million per year for a fucking RB.
>>157759998>>157760008/nfl/ is a Kronii general.
>>157761765Lamar is an unironic based retard. Impossible to hate.
I hate weebs
>>157761899I only like him because he publicly called someone gay as an insult
Chiefies can be your best friend or your worst enemy… And those who choose the latter, make a dire miscalculation.
hey guys did you hear joe burrow wants out of cincinnati? idk if youve heard this
>where is Kiwi? I need to speak to Kiwi!!! Kiwi must be here all the time so that i can talk to him!!!! I don't have any friends in real life i need to socialize with my nemesis for that dopamine hit o algo!!!!
>>157761575>I used to like Purdy until I found out he was a Christ cuck
Thank You Based Cousins.
>>157761914They're only my friend when they make abbos that worship qb cock seethe. I can somewhat look past the le heckin taylor swift faggotry/third worlder adoration, but it's not easy
>>157761929mindraped
>>157761913This
Tell me where is Kiwi, for I much desire to kek at him
>>157761899I don't hate him, I just think it's dumb to keep expecting him to suddenly break through and become Mr. clutch after like 6-7 years of him proving he's a regular season wonder with a limited playoff ceiling. Eventually he will always be stymied by good DCs who can scheme against his limitations and that's not going to become less of an issue as he gets older.
Gaydy's favorite drink
Last year was a very strange year for starts and finishes. The Colts and Buccaneers were 5-1 by Week 6 and the Lions were 4-2. All three would end up missing the postseason. Meanwhile the Houston Texans started 0-3 and ended up making the playoffs.
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>lamar struggles to throw the ball Lamar is the first good Black with a capital B quarterback. Literally every other black quarterback with a modicum of skill has been a lightskin or a mutt.
I've got a lot of fondness for Baker Mayfield but it's not really a good sign that he made all that noise in the offseason and then came out and laid a turd in Week 1.
>>157761955this, but Payton Manning
Toxins are going to sneak back into the 'offs and lose the afccg
>>157761955>I don't hate him, I just think it's dumb to keep expecting him to suddenly break through and become Mr. clutch after like 6-7 years of him proving he's a regular season wonder with a limited playoff ceiling.If I posted this comment in a vacuum people would probably think I was talking about Josh Allen or Justin Herbert
Has an OC ever quit mid season? Not been fired, but quit.I'm thinking about how Davis Webb was getting HC offers, so Peyton kept him around by giving up playcalling. But last night, Sean was clearly upset with Webb's playcalling. If Webb loses playcalling, what are the chances he just bails on the team since there's nothing really for him there?
>>157761955mutt shitford didn't win a playoff game for 12 years. The "he will never win a Superbowl" meme has no basis in reality. Nobody knows what his ceiling is same as Josh Allen
People talk about Lamar like he’s Justin Fields, who actually is a runningback who can’t throw for shit. Lamar is a good passer. You suffer from low iq racism.
>>157761992He would be retarded to do so because he deserves the consequences of coaching such a bad game and if he threw a tantrum instead of taking his licks it wouldn’t endear him to owners
>>157761955>I just think it's dumb to keep expecting him to suddenly break through and become Mr. clutch after like 6-7 years of him proving he's a regular season wonder with a limited playoff ceiling.It always amazes me how everyone ITT knows absolutely nothing about roster building. It is an undeniable fact that there are more QBs worse than Lamar than better. If you move on from Lamar, you're much more likely to get a QB that is bad in the regular season AND the postseason than you are to get some wonderQB. Being able to regularly get a top 3 seed in your conference is worth it's weight in gold, even when your QB plays bad in the postseason. Most teams don't even make the playoffs.
>>157761999TRIPS. DON'T. LIE.RACISTS BTFO!
>>157761998Why are you posting takes as if you know ball?
>>157761998This is true>>157761999This is also true>>157762016This is also true
>>157761999Most anons in this genny unironically think all the white QBs are pocket passers and all the black QBs can't throw the ball despite Josh Allen and Trevor Lawrence always running while CJ Stroud is literally the definition of a pocket passer
this kiwi guy has suffered enough. week 2 has already begun so lets move to this weeks new topics, fellow americansdie hard Packfan btw, GO PACK GO!
Lions Bills will be fun
>>157762030Hmmmmmmmm
>>157762030Whoops forgot my VPN :)
Crazy that Bahamanon was so ahead of his time. He knew Bustin Sherbert was dogshit from day one. I should have listened...
>>157762039It’s not 2023
>>157762049Go Rams btw
>>157762051I wonder if anything would change if you put Herbert on the Cowboys and Dak on the Chargers. They're kind of the same quarterback.
>>157762030I think we should let Cardsbros revel a little longer.
>>157762030True, true. We should not be so hard on a fellow blonde haired, blue-eyed, Aryan fellow like Kiwi!
>>157762030He (You) will be ridiculed for as long he (You) has been posting during the off season
>>157762051When the world needed him most, he vanished
>>157762069Drake Mayesque throw right there
>>157762069Why is he throwing the ball deep in double coverage to that tiny ass receiver?
>>157762078Feels good to be back, webbybros
>>157762069But look at that creamy smooth dropback tho...
>>157762027This isn’t true
>>157762031NEW>>157762031
You just know the Bucs are SO mad they paid Baker instead of letting him ride the season out
Hey guys lifelong Chiefs fan here how about that win yesterday? So frikkin epicWho are your favorite players? For me it's Pat Mahomes and Travis Kelce i can't decide so i have two favorite players. They're both so cool
>>157762104I like their TradCath kicker who goes to Latin Mass.
>>157761999show me a cutup of throws lameme has made whenever his targets weren't WIDE FUCKING OPEN. he benefits so much from being incredibly gifted with both arm strength and escapability, you add in derrick henry and it's just unfair. you already need one linebacker not rushing because he can take off at any time and get 20 yards, but now you can fake the derrick henry handoff and have another linebacker come crashing into him for nothing. biggest talentbabby in the nfl and always throws it away in the playoffs. he's ass.
>>157762104Travis Kelce has the smoothest hips of any TE/WR out there though, even as an old man. Watch every other receiver and you can tell which way they are turning a fraction of a second before they turn their hips. It is nothing to you or I, but to an NFL level defender, it is something they read. But somehow Kelce can take the exact same start and either turn for the slant, pivot out, or ten yard turn around and catch, and the defender can't predict it. It is the craziest thing. He is so damned slow, but his technique is so perfect you can't stop him. He's like the old as fuck black belt at the dojo.
>>157761929just linking this post to see it go (dead) in a few minutes