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Chiefs aren’t making the ploffs
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Today he will make lame kiffin pay the ultimate price for his betrayal of Ole Miss
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>LSU after taking care of Ole Piss in approximately 5 and a half hours
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>>157808298
Unfortunately, they are. They have a super soft schedule. They're only playing like three or four playoff teams during the regular season.
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>yeah bro I still root for my team after they left my city. It's all about loyalty bro
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Why don't teams use Wishbone?
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Mahomes owns me
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>>157808433
because tight ends are OP
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>>157808433
because players don't want to play the wishbone
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>>157808433
Full House mogs
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>>157807948
>Holy shit /myguy/ Trinidad Chambliss
>>157808131
>Ole Miss' black QB Trinidad Chambliss is significantly higher IQ than LSU's white Sam Leavitt. Leavitt plays like a fucking dindu shuck and jive while Chambliss is the grandmaster Yakub progenitor of offence

Chambliss is top 3 QB in preseason Heisman lists and mock drafts and all that and I know there was some bad QB play last year at Arizona State where Leavitt transferred to LSU from

But can you please not get a life-altering gay crush and obsession where you're spending all your free time sucking the dude's dick and shoving the dudes balls down your mouth?

Just be cool
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>>157808433
More good TE than FB, might as well run split close
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>>157808298
>>157808408
Bills & Patriots
Bengals & Ravens
Jags & Texans
Chiefs
Eagles
Bears & Lions
Saints
Niners, Rams & Seahawks
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Nobody believes in us
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>>157808475
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What is the purpose of PFF’s existence at this point if it’s useless for informing fantasy football players and bettors?
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>>157808485
>Nooooooo don't post things you find funny you have to post how i do please be more like me!!!

Why the fuck would i listen to you? I wipe my asshole with your opinion faggot
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>>157808435
bustin cuckatini...
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Some broken hearts never mend
Some memories never end
So tears will never dry
I hope every packer fan dies
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>>157808285
Flag merchant
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>>157808621
I second this
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>>157808532
I was also going to add learn to be funny. Your humor is so low brow (and often involves seething and developing romantic feelings for these guys whose balls you're gagging on), that I didn't even know that's what you're trying to do. Just add stuff like "I'm trying to be the /sp/ clown"
And quit seething so much
Not good for you
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In honor of ALL black lives, I will not be watching nfl football this weekend. Instead, I will be reading and educating myself on the history of black slavery, the systemic oppression of black people, and what my duty is as a white person to make things better for all these blacks we have in America. I think you all would do well to follow my example (in the past, I’ve noticed racism in these threads)
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>>157808674
But it's not February
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>>157808638
>seething
Clear projection. I'm not the one telling people how they should post. You sound like you have autism and are a boring faggot. Here's the facts
1. I'm always gonna post what i want
2. I'm never going to listen to what mutts think

Get a clue or get plonked. It's that simple
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>>157808433
Raiders are going to Flexbone Triple Option by week 6
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post the blo dix 'ebm
you know the one
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Kiwi listens to what Chiefies think and Chiefies only
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>>157808810
You know how girls don't like you because you don't listen?

Focus on this:

can you please not get a life-altering gay crush and obsession where you're spending all your free time sucking the dude's dick and shoving the dudes balls down your mouth?

Just be cool

Focus on that. As for tips on how to be cool, get some friends. They'll help you out.
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>>157808530
>Patrick Mahomes
>with his 150 yds passing an interception and 2 handoff 'passing' tds
El oh el.
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>>157808485
Imagine trying to unironically henpeck posters on 4chan. One of the more pathetic thins ive ever seen on this website.
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>discussion of amateur football
>in /nfl/
Fuck OFF
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>>157808929
tell that to spammy whenever he suffers extreme clitty leakage over NFCN posters
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>$15k fine for this disgusting act
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Made chicken thighs
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>>157808907
>and 2 handoff 'passing' tds
I know you’re a literal subhuman and I probably shouldn’t even reply, but no, that’s not what they were. One he ran in and the other he threw to Rashee Rice. The TD you’re thinking of to Kenneth Walker was not counted as his.
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>>157808950
We can't even discuss the cute twinks?
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>>157808954
>tell that to spammy whenever he suffers extreme clitty leakage over NFCN posters
What in the ever loving fuck are you talking about? I have no Idea what any of retarded schizo shit is. Take a break from this website.
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>>157808980
I didnt even read your gay dumbshit post
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>>157808979
Do you like this pizza someone else made?
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>>157808974
Jimmy Graham ruined it for everyone when he busted the goalposts on a celebration that one time.
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>>157809001
Kek good try, doing exactly that is your entire life. You don’t even pretend to care about your own shit team or troll NFCN rivals, being a Chiefs anti is your entire miserable existence
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>>157809015
I made that pizza
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>>157809065
did you like it?
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>>157809015
>>157809065
Its a nice looking 'za
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>>157808810
>can murder people, beat your wife, and get your booty blasted by a massage therapist
>allegedly nut on a table exactly one time and your career is over
Being an NFL kicker is suffering
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>>157809015
This pizza is aesthetically pleasing. I think we all need to take a second and admire this photograph
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>>157808979
How the fuck do you get that craggly crust? My shit always fucking sucks.
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I've already commented on that particular pizza and I have already stated that it looks good.
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Kiwi finds Chiefies aesthetically pleasing and says “I think we all need to take a moment and admire Chiefies”
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>>157809179
Double bread it and add some vodka to the batter or egg wash
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>>157809174
saw a youtube video and copied it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ivUfK1hFE08
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>>157809174
Does your mom know you’re on 4chan? Is it exciting to be able to cuss as much as you want?
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>>157808979
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>>157809174
2 parts flour, 1 part potato starch, about a top of baking powder
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>>157809253
Is that how you feel at a gay orgy when dudes are pissing and cumming onnyou?
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Apparently Americans pronounce 'Louisville' in a really weird way. Loo-uh-ville? What the fuck?
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>>157809289
Louis is pronounced loo-ee everywhere, loo-uh is just the Southern accent
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Joe Bussy
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>>157809289
i pronounce it correctly, Ikea bro
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las vegas and chicago will get a 2nd team before any other usa metro does
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>>157809289
Its origin is French, go bother them about it.
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>kiwibitch has to lie to /nfl/ about getting laid
kwab
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the only thing funnier than IF Man...

IF Team™
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>>157809289
AmeriGods take what we want, and do as we please with it.
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>>157809289
Wait till you learn how Arkansas is pronounced
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>>157809416
One thing that ill always appreciate about the NFL is that super teams always lose in the end.
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>>157809429
>Even more words
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>>157809475
Except in 2021
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>>157809475
Eagles won in 2024.
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>>157809475
2014 Patriots spent a ton bringing in players in free agency Darrelle Revis, Brandon Browner, Patrick Chung etc. they were absolutely a superteam and lots of people picked Seahawks vs Patriots Superbowl before the season started
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why does this schizo freak out, and samefag spam every time kiwi shows up?
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>>157809612
>and is a manlet shorter than bryce young KEK
Is that true? How short?
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>>157809639
5’9’’
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>>157809628
I've clearly given lil bro so many melty's over the years i took a permanent free parking spot in his brain mmhmmmm it's true
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>>157809503
Eagles aren't really a super team, the majority of their talent is home grown.
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the only lot you're parked in is the hospital wheeling your girlfriend in to give birth to her son keeekkkkkk
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Kiwi took a permanent free parking spot in my heart
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mahomes and the chiefs mindbroke the kiwi bitch, sad innit
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Does Statmutt actually think these waves of samfagging is actually doing anything? Its way more annoying than any of the "X This Bussy" or Ryback posting.
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>>157809660
imma permanently park my nuts on your face
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>>157809748
>kiwi on a vpn
lel
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>googles “Free Parking monopoly image”
>*downloads the image*
>adds the image to the post and types “I've clearly given lil bro so many melty's over the years i took a permanent free parking spot in his brain”
>completes captcha with intense focus, knitting his brows
>reviews one last time. Yep
>presses post
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>>157809738
keeeeekkkkkk I downloaded his posting history on the archive and had claud summarize him. He used to larp as a saints, seahawks and giants fan too. genuinely pathetic loser
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>every game is a blowout
>the season doesnt even begin until the “playoffs”
>playoffs are hand selected by a group of old boys
>games are 4-5 hour long ad filled monstrosities
>blatant corruption and rigging
>dave portnoy and pat mcaffe turning the entire thing into the WWE

Came someone explain the mind of a college football tard to me? Why do they like this shit?
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>>157809660
I swear that little freak sits around here for 16 hours a day, eyes glued to flags, just waiting for you to show up. He clearly plans his whole day around it.
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Me watching it all Kiwifold
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Imagine being a Lamar or Bo fan
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Kiwi gets $200 every time he lands on free parking, house rules
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>>157809772
>Ive become so obsessed with a 4chan poster Im paying real money to scrape archives, then pay even more money to have AI help me stalk him.
Your only cure for this behavior is a bullet in the head, statmutt. Christ almighty.
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LOOK AT THIS DUDE
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>>157809822
her face be fuckable fr fr
go chiefs
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>>157809868
WHAT A LIFE
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>>157809776
>higher scoring than regular NFL
>generally less DPI/illegal contact memeball flags
>crowds and bands are more fun

I dunno there's some other positives but i pick and choose certain games i don't watch everything. You should definitely watch Ole Miss vs LSU in 40 minutes North Island bro it's gonna be sick
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>>157809628
>>157809748
>>157809781
>>157809853
You are the biggest cocksucking brown nosing faggot in this general subhuman and nobody likes you, shut the fuck up
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Bo Nix, can I keep it on the low?
Got a twink at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo

Ooh, ooh (Yeah, now, go, shawty, go, shawty)
Baby, when we make love, it's like ooh, ooh
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>>157809897
Imagine never growing out of that awkward adolescent phase of trying to suck up to the cool kids and sit at their lunch table and you’re a grown man on 4chan lmao
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was the kiwi really decked by some hoodlum in Baltimore?
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>>157809897
>>157809941
>Act like an out of control schizo freak 24/7 365.
>People start to hate you
>I DINDU NUFFIN!!!!
Id recommend you shoot yourself at the earliest convenience
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People actually think Bo Nix is a good QB
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>>157809885
I will check it out
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>>157809897
>>157809941
nobody simps for the kiwi, it's always that fag on a vpn. whenever its night time in NZ that specific poster is never around.

makes you... ponder why
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>>157809946
New Orleans

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
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Andy, Can I?
Just pardon my manners
Boy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh!)
It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, Andy can I?
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>>157809941
It’s the detoilet, he constantly feels left out because he’s an actual malcontent that everyone hates and doesn’t understand that everyone else is bantering while he’s seething
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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kiwi bitch kiwi bitch where are you?
>I's here in the outback watching you
kiwi bitch kiwi bitch come out now!
>I'm scared of the chiefs chads after Bo got blown out!
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>>157809987
Oh trust me I know, but even for his standards it’s hilariously sad to be gargling Kiwi cock, which I would only do irl as a joke
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>>157809885
>amateur sports
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Mahomes owns kiwi bitch
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>>157809973
Wouldn’t doubt it, he admitted to bitchknees about buying SIM cards to ban evade.
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>my mfw when I've made 70% of the posts itt via VPN and i don't even live in NZ
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>>157810053
Accurate pigmentation
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>>157808764
gg, but the 42-13 beating you will take tomorrow you do not deserve
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How did one man single handedly mindbreak the general after one game? kek Kiwis been melting down ever since
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>>157810078
It’s about right for scottish greek mutt kek
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>>157810053
based kiwi
mindgames master
shitpost savant
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>>157810103
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO it doesn’t COUNT look at the stats!!!!!!
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i know youre still here pussy

respond
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>>157810103
he already knelt. probably drunk posting still unable to cope
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>>157810130
kekkkkkk how embarrassing
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OH KIWI KIWI
OOPS WE DID IT AGAIN
WE PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
BO NIX LOST THE GAME
OH KIWI KIWI
OOPS YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE
THAT MAHOMES IS A BUUUUUUUUUM
MY CHIEFS. AREN’T. FINISHED YET
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>>157810103
B-b-but his in air yards!!!
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My Jaggies looking forward to getting in on this soon
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>>157809503
Only became a superteam when they defeated the favored Commanders
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>>157810130
>please forgive a jealous old plonked mate. You won proper.
It’s real
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Imagine spending your Saturday doing this keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek "not obsessed" tho right lil bro?
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>>157810130
that was me tbqh on vpn (im not kiwi btw)
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>>157810103
>imagine giving up the whole season after losing a game to a guy picking his nose
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>>157810210
proofs?
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>>157810201
It’s 11am.
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>>157810149
I sang this in Kiwi's Maori voice, like Jake the Muss' singing!
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>>157810130
hahahahahahaha oh wow he really got cucked
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>>157810130
Talked all that shit pregame too, guess he doesn’t know ball like he thought he did kek.
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>>157810227
I want to wear Bo Nix's jock like a Bane mask after week 1's game and tell baby Bo everything will be alright and he is such a big buy while I succ and offer my bussy all "For You!"
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>Moderation shows up and gets rid of Statmutt
>Suddenly the spam stops and its dead silent in here.
Curious.
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Sometimes I ban evade
Sometimes I samefag and hide
Sometimes I beg for (you)s
But I really want is you to take my bussy tight
Treat me right
Shitpost with you day and night
Muttschizo, all I need is time
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>>157809676
That’s not why they’re not a super team



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