FEM BOYZ edition
MINA!
I said in the last thread that i wish i was at home masturbating but i thought I'd say it in this thread as well
Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody says this
>>157872721based and mina pilled
Another loss to the Chiefs in the Divisional or AFCCG for my Cakes? Okay.
Aggressive Panthers The Panthers are running plays early in the play clock, and they’re throwing passes even in situations you’d expect them to run. In short, they’re pushing the aggressiveness and allowing Young to seize moments Fowler:>“The Panthers urged Bryce Young to play faster this year, getting Carolina into plays with time to spare, using his mental capacity to run a smooth operation and get the Panthers moving,” ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler wrote on Wednesday. “In Sunday’s 34-3 win over Atlanta, the Panthers ran a modest 60 plays, about average for NFL standards. More importantly, though, Young is often getting the play off with at least 10 seconds on the 40-second play clock, which is what Carolina wants. Young isn’t imposing physically, but his intelligence and savvy are shining through right now, and the play speed is an example of that.”
how many season ending injuries?
What's our plan for when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?
>>157872721doesnt know ball
King of Shit Mountain will come down to the Saints and Panthers in a shit-flinging, slap-fighting contest.
Is Herbert was black he would not be on the Chargers anymore. How many more excuses to people need to make every year to defend him?
>>157872734pre mature ejaculation with mina kimes!
biggest overpaid fraud of 2026 thus far?
We're in the other thread
>>157872756clearly baker
>>157872746Drinking myself into a stupid and pretend like it didn't happen.
How could he betray us, Bearbros?
>>157872756Josh Allen
>>157872762hes a mexican
what went wrong?
>>157872762He should get kirked
>>157872756Duck Pissquack
>>157872756Alec Pierce
>>157872766He "needs more help"
>>157872721>>157872734>>157872742>>157872755this is a laura general
>>157872738you have no reason to bitch about losing to the queefs when you lost to fucking Blo Dix. Trashie just isn’t the guy
i would fuck hurts' mom
>>157872786no we love mina here
>>157872786She and Melanie Collins are the best holes in sports media.
>>1578727660 playoff wins
>>157872794Here's your (You). Don't spend it all in one place.
Brady is obviously the GOAT, but who comes closest in the modern NFL?
With the season in shambles, NY Giants should be giving out free NY-style pizza the rest of the year
>>157872786ThisSo much this
>>157872813peanut oil is ELITE
>>157872812>Brady is obviously the GOAT,Now that's funny
>>157872811the only team that should be worried about the queefs is the Bengals because Burrow has proven he can beat them. Bills losers should be thinking about winning their division, not AFCCGs
Can we talk about how gambling has ruined sports? My zoomer cousin's friends all spend a bunch of money on gambling.
>>157872816
>>157872829it's him or Jerry Rice, those are your only two options
Now that we've got brandin cooks literally who can stop us
>>157872806aren't you forgetting someone?
>>157872838She can be third best.
>>157872837>Mike Evans already injured
>>157872756
>memedoza trying to appeal to gen zwhat s fucking dweeb
>>157872852>Shakey bakey you ‘bout to quak—— ahhhhhhhhh!!!
not a bad deal tbqh
>>157872836I don't entertain the thoughts of idiots
>>157872863he's totally gay but isn't comfortable coming out yet
Who I would like to see win a ring if my Chiefs can’t:1. Josh Allen. Best or second best QB in the league and deserves it.2. Brock Purdy. Highly underrated QB who I would love to see cement his name in history. 3. Sam Darnold. It would be highly amusing if he won two rings.Who I would NOT like to see win a ring.1. Joe Burrow. I don’t think being a glass bitch should be rewarded. He needs to grind for a few more seasons without breaking his bussy before he deserves it.2. Lamar Jackson. I don’t like it when blacks get uppity and have a “moment”.3. Matthew Stafford. Winning two rings on two super teams seems unfair and fraudulent.
>>157872881mendozie is not for sexual idiot
>>157872894mina voted the guy on the left for MVP btw
>>157872882Based… queefie?
>>157872888he's going to become a woman the moment he's out of the NFL
>>157872863What's his plan? No gf for the next 15 years until he's the age of Taylor Swift & Kelce...and just use the Vegas hookers until then?
BLOOD IN THE STREETS IN THE TOWN OF NEW HAVEN BLOOD STAINS THE ROOFS AND THE PALM TREES OF VENICE BLOODY MY LOVE IN THE TERRIBLE SUMMER BLOODY RED SUN OF FANTASTIC LA
>>157872888No, but his aunt is.
>>157872882>2. Lamar Jackson. I don’t like it when blacks get uppity and have a “momentOh so you don't like when the Chiefs win? Or when any team wins? This sport is like 85% black.
>adam gase is the passing game coordinator for the chargers that explains a lot
>>157872882>3. Matthew Stafford. Winning two rings on two super teams seems unfair and fraudulent.The first Rams team wasn’t a “super team”. He won a shootout with Joey Reddit fair and square
>>157872907>whats his plan win 8 rings and retire by 35 to find new worlds to conquer
>>157872919This dude is still in the league? Wtf
>>157872917mahomes is mexican
>>157872917Certain players are proudly claimed as representing the “culcha” by blacks, Mahomes is not one of them. Lamar is #1
>>157872919
I can't imagine watching football as an unironic racist. Are you not just seething constantly since the people you hate so much are always on screen?
>>157872943fuckin PINNED
>>157872830Bills have already won the AFCE. Bengals will be fortunate to win their division.
>>157872954There’s a difference between being a chud racist and not liking when blacks have a “moment”, but nuance is difficult when you’re retarded
>>157872919bustin is just a shit Quarterback it's not the coaches fault
>>157872871You can split that three or four ways easily.Not a bad deal.The problem then is that you're watching Atlanta play.
>>157872958Bengals have the AFCN locked up. Have you seen their mickey mouse schedule?
>>157872882....Based!
>>157872963>there's between being a chud racist and being racist?
>>157872931he was out of the league since the jets fired him in 2020. the chargers job is the first football related work he's done in 6 yearsregardless of his past coaching, i don't know why anyone would want someone who has been away from the game for 6 fucking years
>>157872838I mean I'm racist but I'm not that racist
>>157872974Read the last part of the post again
>>157872967right i was looking at it and was shocked at how much is there e>one person gets tendies and fries >the other pizza and chips >the other hot dog and pretzel >everyone shares the popcorn shockingly good deal
>>157872837You see those pylons in the background?
>>157872974>
>>157872974we don’t have updoots here
>>157872988you forgot the nachos
>>157872972Let's hope Joey Glass Bones doesn't get injured again, hm? And even if he does stay healthy, it's going to be a slugfest between them and the Ravens for the division title.
>>157872974kek making the chuds mad
>>157872919Harbaugh looks more like a fraud every day
>>157873001the chips go with the pizza i dont count them as nachos not enough toppings
>>157873008I called that he only took a job in the NFL to wait out his cfb suspension
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
>>157873029The future
>>157873021he's banned until 2038. he ain't going back to college
>>157873021>>157873008started eating chicken many such cases
>>157872931Some teams are not serious about trying to win. You can tell by the coaching hires. At some point, this starts to reflect poorly on the owners. You could have a reality tv show and get a better passing coordinator.
>>157873036Oh I thought it was only like 4 years
>>157872738Honestly think this is the year the Bills overcome the Chiefs and punch a ticket to the Owl as long as they stay healthy and don’t take their foot off the gas
>>157873038Must be nice to be able to afford beef in Ttump's economy.
>>157873050the chiefs are better on both sides of the ball. Bills aren’t even relevant this season, it’s chiefs bengals
>>157872926Stafford had no run game that playoff run. His game against Tampa was incredible.
>>157872766I traded for him in dynasty fantasy in 2022, so it’s my fault
>>157872813>every single one of these players is younger than me except Geno and Goff (by a few months)Can I still make it in the NFL bros?
Bros
1. Bengals2. Chiefs3. Broncos4. Jaguars5. Bills
kwab
TRADE: Bengals trading QB Joe Flacco to the Giants for a fourth and seventh-round pick.Flacco will reunite with his former Ravens HC John Harbaugh in New York
>>157873008Are sports crooked from top to bottom? Cheating in every place to make money? I just don't see why you guys waste your lives on this garbage. The behind the scenes of the latest federal legislation regarding CFB is about the SEC cartel fighting off the Big Ten cartel. It is a new gilded age.
Alec Pierce secured the bag then ran with the money. Total robbery. This is why teams don't like guaranteed money. Your pay should be performance based. Include a bunch of performance based incentives. That's how these players should be making the majority of their money. You want a 100 million dollar contract? Fucking earn that money. 25 million guaranteed. 75 million in incentives. Shit maybe 100 million in incentives so you can potentially earn even MORE. That'll motivate these greedy fucks. None of these selfish assholes care about winning or are team players. If I was making 100 million id gladly make 75 million instead if it meant we can use that extra cap space to bring on extra talent to increase our chances of winning. That's how the Patriots built their dynasty. Tom Brady understood that. He was never the highest paid player in the league despite being the best and deserving to be. He took a lower pay in order to have a better team around him thus improve his chances of winning rings and it worked. Players should take note. They don't want to win. They only care about themselves. Their greed is ruining this sport.
>these two were supposed to be the face of the league
>>157872881Well he is catholic after all
>>157872836There's ONLY ONE G.O.A.T: Muhammad Ali. Everyone else isn't fit to bear the title, though Mike Tyson comes close, and Muhammad Ali himself says Rocky Marciano is THE BEST.
>>157873103This is old news but thank you anon
>>157873105The entire world is crooked from top to bottom, get it if you can.
“7>3” typed the increasingly nervous bradytard after Mahomes had another legendary performance on a bum knee. The bradytard knew as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow that he will be typing “7>4” by February.
>>157873050LOL. The Hunts still have evidence of Goodell fucking kids
she's just drawing the biggest hairiest cocks you've ever seen, right?
>>157873111Better times
>>157873133It's cute when women try to look busy.
WHEN THE CALM IS SETTLING IN WELL WATCH IT SWIFTLY DISAPPEARTOO MANY YEARS OF SILENCE SOON HES BOUND TO REAPPEAR
I need me some mommy Carlie
I told my gf to cook for me and she told me to fuck off. She does know that I am going to beat her into a coma right?
>>157873130We’re definitely going to be the first franchise to 7 rings and there are certain people itg that should start to mentally prepare for that Our next lombardi is the 5th. Mahomes is 31
QB Jaxson Dart is expected to have knee surgery that will lead to a full recovery but end his 2026 seasonoh no
What am I supposed to think about the Saints?
>>157872836It's still Jerry Rice, then Brady
>>157873143mommy pits
>>157873170S P O O K Y
>>157873143You need therapy and pussy
ESPN fires Ryan Clark...but why he was very good at his joboh no
>>157873165KWAB
>>157872816>he doesn't know about the free medium Pepsi incident
Are the Commanders going 0-17?
>>157873111I will never forgive Andrew Luck' bitch ass for retiring so early. I also hold a hatred for Megatron for the same reason. Both of them had many more seasons left in them. Fucking pussies.
oof
>>157873143Does she have fake tits?
How pissed is Mariota? I bet he thought he would get paid to do nothing this year
>>157873205i don't care how good the bussy is, I'm never going to live with a commie
I know a few Posters on /sp/ who would pay good money for a Cowboys player to kick their bussy with cleats on
tick tock /nfl/. less than a month until the chads of /sp/ return
Which NFC East quarterback gets hurt next? Dak? Hurts? Both of them?
>>157873210There is no way her pussy isn't a hairy mess, still would.
Which NFL owners do you think have trusted Viziers, and how many have to scheming eunuchs?
>>157873221Kek Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham are more famous than any NBA player, nobody has cared about that shit league since Jordan
>>157873221bronny got sloppy toppy from his poppy
>>157873210She dresses like a dork
>>157873111It happened in an alternative universe and we'll have all the memories of that after we die, so don't panic when the end is here
>>157873201No matter how bad things get, we're still sweeping the Giants
>>157873210I imagine I am a talented QB impressing her at the combine
>>157873227Hurts will never get injured because the Eagles have an insane amount of ((((devil magic))))) helping their team>Oh, Dallas Goedert is hurt. No, wait, here comes Zach Ertz back to town to save the way. What luck!>The Bears are supposed to be really tough, huh? No, wait a minute, they lost both their quarterbacks last week so they're down to their QB3. Turns out that game's gonna be a cakewalk!>AJ Brown acts like he's so special and he doesn't need us? We'll see how special he is when he suffers a high ankle sprain in his first game with his new team!This has been going on since like the end of 2021 too where they've caught so many lucky breaks (especially when it comes to easy schedules and injuries to their opponents) that it's unnatural
Giants need to sign Ryback
>media still defending Bustin SherbertBiggest coddled fraud I have seen in decades.
>>157873276they did the same thing with bustin fields but even worse
>>157873205My brother has a similar flag. He's a jets fan. His wife is a giants fan.
>>157873274>Rybitch's yards per carry
>>157873227What if the NFC East is nothing but backup quarterbacks by the time the season is over?
>>157873221>/nba/ sweeping /nfl/ threads off /spuh/ in a month.png
I thought today was Thursday.
>>157873299Is that Kiwi?
>>157873299It is Thursday
She is saying that if you doubt the Chiefs, you don’t know ball.
>guy walking by the house started strutting when he heard tallica thumpin on my sound system
>>157873307not in places that matter
>Packers and FalconsWhy cant we watch Josh Allen everyday? Jordan Love is a bum
>>157873312That's a man
>>157873312gross
why come im the only one that hate the international games...fuck them
>>157873324bills will get raped by pack in their prime time game
>>157873038Ypipo are fucking insane.
>>157873050>man this cake looks really good!>razors? What are you talking about? There’s no razors in here!
>>157873325You would like that wouldn’t you
>>157873299Same here. Everyday is the same at work
>>157873324Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
As a Giants fan Week 1 was the biggest case of sports blueballs I’ve ever experienced. Oh well at least I have my Sundays back.
>>157873299You stupid idiot. You absolute fool
>>157873313This one time I was going for a jog and my earphone jack accidentally came out of my phone so these 2 white guys heard Nothing But a G Thang playing and started noddin their heads to the beat before I fixed it, got a good chuckle out of it
>>157873325out of 10
>>157873361It’s a bummer. I fully believe you would have beaten the Rams and had a playoff berth this season. And as long as you make it into the playoffs, anything can happen
>>157873361my raidfeces beating the pats in week 1 last year was like that even if i immediately recognized that homo shit was going to be a problem
>>157873325Wishful thinking from the kiwicel. Sad!
>>157873276Fields played like complete dogshit for 3 years straight and they still pretended he'd be amazing if he eventually developed.Herbert is just another Mayfield where he's somewhat talented but he's playing for a dogshit organization so he'll do nothing no matter how good he is or how much help he gets. His best bet is to maybe get traded and end like Darnold.
this sounds like the perfect snack for the falcons game tomorrow
>gnast>fackson durtWhelp, back to sucking off your triple crown winning horse john mara
>>157873380>gwilliam mendozie in the bad timeline
Buddy
There is a concerning lack of antisemetism in this thread.
Bussy
>>157873380>meat flavored cerealat a certain point is this not just cat or dog food?
>>157873361John Harbaugh will tell Joe Schoen to trade for JJ McCarthy im sure of it
>people putting the Raiders in the top 10 on their power rankings
>>157873378I'm not celibate actually so don't call me that
>>157873417Assmad brnc or chorger
>>157873411>giants proceed to win the super bowlwould be kino
>>157873422Whore
>>157873417People are retarded.
This season, NFL defenses have a 35% pressure percentage (the highest through two weeks since ESPN began tracking pressures in 2009) and a 25% pass rush win rate (highest since 2017).
what's the skinny on Pat Mahomo's fruity brother?
>>157873445He's a rapist
>>157873417b-b-but they 2-0!!! 2 is more than 1!!!!!!!! Who cares that they only beat 2 of the worst teams in the league
>>157873276Look at the distribution though. Ball knower can see that he's not the problem. Hot take merchants like Wright and Acho are the ones calling him shit
>>157872766got his soul sucked out of him, if you know what I mean
>>157873445Feels like patty’s pr team has kept him hidden ever since he tried to rape that random lady
>>157873453Is it just me or is most of Mahomes' family kind of shitty? It almost makes me feel bad for him.
>>157873432Don't call me that either. I'll respond to "Kiwi" or "South Island Chad" or "Ball Knower™" but anything derogatory i won't be responding from now onI deserve to be respected in the genny
>>157873445From what I remember he’s been banished from public association with the Mahomes Kelce Swift clique and there was a bit of a scene one time when he tried to enter a club with them and Brittany came out and told him no and to get lost. That’s why he’s not at games or anything anymore
>>157872813>EPA
>JFFM won't respond to his own name anymorevery tranny-coded mhmmmmmmmmm 'fraid so...
>>157873113yawn
We're gonna be alright. Tomorrow, they'll say that 5 doesn't need surgery and he'll be back after the bye
Asian women are scared of me.
Wut dis mean for Chargers?
QBs lost in the NFC aloneGiants - lost QB for year Commanders - Jayden Daniels’ Second Elbow Injury Changes EverythingBears - in QB chaos for near future Vikings - Kyler back for Gm3 Seahawks - Sam possibly back by Gm3-4Falcons - Penix & Tua back for Gm3
presented without comment
>>157873143>>157873210>>157873241she looks like a cokehead like her dad
>>1578734900-9 here we come
>>157873445i wish my family could cut off our weird uncle like that
>>157873464>I'll respond to "Kiwi" or "South Island Chad" or "Ball Knower™"you are none of these things
>>157873506Caleb is getting ragged so hard in the sports media for that
>>157873490already tanking for manning
>>157873490Dont worry about it kitten
>>157873464Aussie bro...
>>157873506just looks like shart quit on his team if he was healthy enough to walk under his own power without any support. If you can still walk you should play on and you shouldn’t quit on your team.Caleb’s injury was catastrophic to the point where he needed to be transported by a cart.
what the FUCK happened to baker?
>>157873522why is she blindfolded and why is she extending her tongue? idgi
>>157873533>bix nood on par with peanut oilKWAB
>>157873522you almost showed her toes in this one haha
How is Gayleb's bruised labia?
>>157873380I hate you for telling me this exists after it's already been sold out.>>157873408Can't argue that. I'd still try it.
>>157873490
>>157873533Brycie is elite?
>>157873533according to this, bryce dung is the best QB and everyone knows that's bullshit
>>157873526>just looks like shart quit on his team if he was healthy enough to walk under his own power without any supportHe's clearly limping.
meat flavored cereal has been a thing for years you dinosaurs. it’s called boy kibble
>>157873561he is really good though
>Explosive play rate
>>157873565boy kibble means something lewd in thailand
>*already planning for his actual career*Kek Raidstinkieshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1wojo0k/highlight_raiders_qb_fernando_mendoza_posts_and/
>boutta beat JFFM’s ass in fantasy this week He doesn’t stand a chance. Mmmmhmm ‘fraid so
Tony Dungy looks like he has taken more cock than kiwi
I'm coming to terms with the fact I don't know ball
>>157873526There is no factual proof or public statement showing that Caleb Williams likes penis. He had made any such comment or has shared this personal information. Williams has not made any statements confirming this internet rumor.
>raiderhater is a literal redditorOH NO NO NO
>>157873570This guy pisses me off so much whenever I get him in a YouTube ad. Most infuriating face of all time.
>>157873582Nobody here knows ball. Even the ones that think we know ball don't really know it.
>>157873583Why is he showing me his bussy?
>>157873533Need my demon back I'm sick
>>157873578>kiwi picked caleb williams as his fantasy qbKWAB
>>157873585t. cursed
>>157873585Literally all of us here check r/nfl
>>157873609fact
I never think about the Raiders desu
>>157873582The truth is, unless you played in an NFL offense or coached up an NFL offense, you don’t know ball. Even college QBs don’t know ball. Ball is just a highly specialized thing that only direct practitioners have any reason to know
>>157873533https://x.com/PanthersAnalyst/status/2102430427936072141
>>157873605Cool but I don't believe in curses
>his QBs significant other doesn't have their own skin in Fortnite couldn't be me
>>157873630You think that will stop you from being cursed?
>Ja'Marr Chase: why aint he gettin' doubled yetcause youre a decoy
>his qb isn't Josh AllenCouldn't be me
>>157873582Are you a puck knower?
>>157873640Yes. curses aren't real, fate isn't real, probability is a real thing.
>>157873635I'd be too busy cranking it to this skin to play
>>157873642Wonder why he agreed to do this particular podcast and what could be in store for the future
>>157873609I've been coming to 4chan since 2008 and I've never been to Reddit once.
>>157873658>*tips fedora*
>>157873533>lock is technically the best QB in the league because he isnt black
>>157873653Nah. I cheer for the Devils and they're in a never-ending rebuild so I lost a lot of interest in the NHL
>>157873666You’re also not a Lions fan either huh
>>157873670>admitting your anger Raiderhaters are massive tardos.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>157873673Very based and samesies!!!!!! Go Devils!
>>157873666I've been a few times, always banned within a few days
Madison Beer is going to rape Josh Allen.
>>157873649>His QB has zero Conference Championship wins Rivers-Esqe
>>157873686You don’t even need to comment or make an account, it’s just a convenient news source. Most ppl who visit reddit lurk
>>157873686I've been posting on Reddit for over a decade and have never been banned. Fix your shit, anon
just ate a salad because doctor said i need to eat better
>>157873685>hometown: Shawnee, OklahomaHuh, Brad Pitt might ACTUALLY be a Chiefs fan instead of this just being performative. In that neck of the woods I guess it's either the Chiefs or the Cowboys.
>>157873698you don't belong here
I posted on reddit when Ron Paul was a Presidential candidate.
>>157873700He’s from Springfield Missouri and is a Chiefs fan yes
>>157873685I'm hopeful for this year. Jack Hughes looks like a man possessed after scoring that golden goal in Milan
My team is so shit this year I unironically just scheduled an appointment with a therapist to talk about my anxiety and depression
once again nick wright is nick right
>>157873720I've been seeing a therapist for a few weeks now
>>157873718My dream is that they trade for Quinn Hughes, the two of them together would be unstoppable
>>157873673>>157873685i am too and i actually am from new jersey(and they originally formed in KC also)
>>157873727I'd cum all over myself if Quinn ends up in NJ. He hasn't signed an extension with the Wild so if the Devs have a good year he might be up for it
>>157873728Yep funnily enough I only chose them as a kid because I liked the name and only later realized they used to be from KC
>>157873722I'm legit mad the Caleb manliness conversation took all the attention away from the Vikings defense totally knocking the Bears offense flat
>>157872756Chris Collinsworth
not sure if based or cringe
>>157873699he was critiquing your technique, not the food you were eating.
>>157873699You're doing great !
>>157873744wat
>>157873744
>>157873744They do this in Japan
>>157873744They should be sold into white slavery
>retards are saying the chorgers are a wounded animal and are going to beat the brakes out of the BillsChargers will be 0-3 and Allen will have 5 more tuddies.
>>157872863Smart kid.
>>157873744At the Williams family dinner table, only Caleb ate naked. They thought he'd grow out of it but he never did
6 7
>>157872963I stream games. They are nothing more than slaves for my free entertainment. Where's the disconnect?
>>157873744>“Bear has brothers named Tiger and Hank, and one who goes by Buck, Cougar or Puma.”100% guaranteed they engage in incest
>>157873768
>>157873771why is that a bad thing?
>>157873768Fucking kek
>>157873771What about the dogs and the peanut butter?
>>157873774what if you get a boner?
>>157873760Fact, the script writers want Allen to beat Mahomes in the AFCCG only to lose to the Rams.
another bills induced meltie?
>>157873463Of course they’re shitty, they’re elitist mutt skins which is an oxymoron. Typical entitled DEI faggots, part of the massive cancerous tumor on western civilization.
>>157873785I hope Herbert balls out and all the talking heads have to eat shit
>>157873771full quote:>Bear has brothers named Tiger and Hank, and one who goes by Buck, Cougar or Puma, and they grew up in Murrieta, Calif. Tiger Bachmeier plays wide receiver for BYU. A profile of Bear in the Los Angeles Times when he was in high school described a different kind of upbringing.>“It starts with the boys having lived in a forest. Their home in the gated community of Rancho Capistrano is on top of a mountain off Ortega Highway near Lake Elsinore that is surrounded by the Cleveland National Forest. Phone reception goes away climbing the hills during the half-hour drive toward their three-acre property.>“’We went caveman,’ Bear said. ‘We’re in the middle of nowhere. … Growing up, we saw mountain lions and coyotes. We saw deer being eaten by coyotes.'” I assumed the coyotes were naked while they feasted."
>>157873791I hope the Chargers start the season 0-9
The Bills stopped being a poverty franchise starting quarterbacks like EJ Manuel when they upgraded their uniform.When you look good, you feel good. When you feel good, you play good. Remember that.
>>157873793>assumed the coyotes were naked while they feastedthe fuck does this even mean
>>157873793So their mom wasn't naked with them and it was just the brothers?GAAAAAY
>>157873798Coach primate
>>157873744wincest is best sex
>>157873801I assure you, they were in their skibbies, we ate all our meals in our skibbies growing up, but especially on spaghetti night
You fucking racists are just looking for an opportunity to post the same racist shit. Hurrr durr coach primate black qbs there it is hahahahah so funny.
>>157873795It's honestly for the best. Harbaugh is a bum who needs to steal signals to win, McDaniels was a Hill/Achane merchant who's completely taped and gaped, and their ownership are cheap as hell.
>>157873814Don't forget we also laugh at people with brown shit eyes here because they're genetic failures same as bald """people"""
>>157873795And I hope I don't wake up in the morning, but we don't always get what we want
>>157873814It's pretty equal opportunity racism /here/.
>>157873814It still makes me laugh
Kiwi has downy blue eyes. That kind of foggy pale blue all one color. Know what I mean?
>>157873832Not really
>>157873814I don't believe that you are genuinely upset.
>>157873834Retards and downies very commonly have like a newborn baby-blue color of eye.
good guy shedeur
I simply cannot be banned btw
>>157873852Oh no, he has that homo thing
>>157873849Same (i dont break the rules)
>>157873259>>157873272hehget fucked
Maye's probably hurt too, if nothing else his arm strength was always there but his throws have had no power behind them the last two weeks
Did Madison Beer suck all the skill out of Herbie? Any other examples of modern day succubi in the NFL?
>>157873878For some men their motivation in life is Getting the Girl and they become much worse at what they mastered to get her when they do
It's entirely possible that the Texans are the third best team in the AFC and they just played the two best teams in the AFC.
>>157873878Yeah probably
>>157873878it's kind of weird they keep showing her on social media as if she's taylor swifti don't have the slightest clue what this person does, at least taylor singswhat does madison beer even do?
>>157873898She makes my pp hard. Taylor Swift is hideous flat roastie
>>157873898Same i only know of her because of bustin shitbert>>157873888Maybe but they have to take care of business against the colts this week
No one cares about some slut serving beers or something
Since stepping in for an injured Sam Darnold one series into the season opener, Lock has completed almost 73% of his passes, with four touchdowns, zero turnovers and only two sacks
Me and my boyfriend are going to the Bills game
>>157873890I can't blame Herbert dude, I'd stop giving a shit about my job too
>>157873948We do beer in one hand, his ball sack in the other
A wellness check on the NFC North after two weeks doesn't give particularly optimistic results. The Detroit Lions' defense is in major trouble and the issues might not be easily fixable. The Chicago Bears' defense isn't much better, and the offense feels a little more vulnerable after scoring only three points in Week 2. The Green Bay Packers' defense has been average but the offense might be falling apart at the seams.Then there are the Minnesota Vikings.
The NFCS should do everyone a favor and just disappear. Beyond worthless, beyond pointless. Just leave quietly.
>>157873948Go 49ers btw
>>157873999College and NFL need relegation. Make Football Great Again.
based mina putting this psycho bitch in her place
>>157873948Put your fucking trip on, Temujin.
I have been having with a woman that is a Bills and Pats fan, she let me tie one off in her balloon knot so I havent said anything yet.
>having with
>>157873999How about no?
>>157874029Just go
>>157873845Looks empty. What's the truancy rate there?
>>157873722>jew defends effeminate black
Did you guys see that clip of Josh Allen acting super familiar and friendly with a reffie, before the reffie reminded Allen that he was mic'd up? Reminds me of that time when a reffie personally came over to the bench and profusely apologized for daring to call against him one time. Completely unrelated topic, but did you know that Allen is only 3 RTP calls behind Cousins, Stafford, and Rodgers, despite those three playing at least double the amount of seasons? Weird.
>>157873533He got paid
>>157874034Join us
>>157873890I feel like she was hotter before she got so much surgery. Like look at her here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfreFPe99GUCompare this to her now, it's a definite downgrade.
>>157874076Nah, the bogging did wonders for her.
>>157874061No i was busy watching gay porn instead
>>157874097Was it one of my videos?
one last mina post before bed
>>157874054
>>157874100How are you feeling about your chargers? I kind of almost feel bad
>>157874107Rooting for them to lose ever game!
dart was a faggot and not good anyways
>>157874138He beats the Rams if he doesn't get injured.
Jerry won the Micah trade
>>157874140bwahahaha
>>157874140lol retard
>>157874152>smiling after tossing a pickYeah, this dude is never winning shit
Definitely bed timeGoodnight /NFL/
>>157874168Good night bae
The Cardinals' longest reception Sunday vs SEA was 9 yards it was the first time since Oct. 11, 1987 that the Cardinals didn't complete a pass for at least 10 yards. That game came with replacement players during a player strike.
>>157874076She'd obviously already had procedures when that was filmed and looks like your basic whoreImo if you're already going that far you might as well go for the hypersexual semen demon look she has now
That shitty field is gonna kill Dak and Lamar, it'll actually come to life and personally heem them both stunning the audience and driving ratings to a new high
>yankees winning>seethe about the bills and the east coast intensifiesah, right
>>157874169Is perna gonna make meme picks all year long
Most insecure fanbases>ravens>eagles >rams>packersAnyone else?
>>157874186The grass will rape their bussies like the tree in The Evil Dead
>>157874198Chefs
>>157874188stinkees and razorcakes won’t do shit in the yoffs
>>157873890Need a woman like this to ruin my life
>yoffsNobody calls them that
kek knew exactly what the seether was
>>157873878Same shit happened to Paul Skenes with Livvy Dunne.
Yeah, I’m thinking Quotev has better football discussion
>>157874198Vikings and Bills.
>>157874101>Take the thong out yo bussy playa
>>157874198everyone in the NFCN
>>157874234Livvy Dunne is actually attractive thobeit. Madison Beer is a bogged nasty bitch
>>157874243????
>>157874198QueefsCowgirlsIgglesViqueensrasmGayvensGaytriots
They linked up!
What are >we in for?
>>157874333Honestly now that Winston will be getting practice reps and won't be starting cold I'm thinking you'll beat the Tits. Big blue should probably just tank though
What's his name again?
I like Tom Grossi but he's so cringe that it's really funny to watch him suffer
>>157874356The most coveted oc candidate during the past hiring cycle btw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yZ5bnbY2hNAShough's got jokes
>>157874368His videos fucking suck
>>157874383His SKETCHES suck but I find his predictions and rankings fun
>>157874383Say that to my face, bitch.
>Look at Chorgers schedule>It's pure pain and suffering They might actually go 5-12 this season.
>>157874423The idea of Grossi drunk just pursuing 4chan every Wednesday night is so funny considering he only ever uses BlueSky
>>157874429Dude I have 5-12 as their ceiling with 2-15 as a realistic possibility
>>157874356oy vey delete this
The Jets are clearly better than last season. They won at a Titans team that was much more competitive in Week 2 against the Eagles, and they led the Packers 17-7 in the fourth quarter. They held the Packers to 199 yards and that counts overtime. But the Jets need to close these games out or Glenn's job security will continue to be an ongoing conversation.
>>157872715We've went from an era where guys like Dak and Goff were average, like the bare minimum a competent starting qb could be to them being comfortably in the top 10 in the league right now. You could confidently name 4 or 5 better than either of them but could you name 7? It's not that they've gotten better either. People are praying that Derek Carr comes back, these are dark times.
>>157874443 The QB position sucks now and it's not going to get better until the NFL starts a farm system or something.
>look up when minnesota was last the arch jester>2022i dont remember them being any good
>>157874429>>157874435Arent you dooming just a little bit? It’s been two weeks
Who signs him?
The last time a team had a start to the season like the Chargers, it was 1926 and that team disbanded one game later. (1926 Racine Tornadoes)
>>157874356Was it his black or white half that made him a nerd? The Urkel glasses make me think black
>>157874478DON'T DO IT HE'S CURSED
>>157874478one of the gimmicky teams
>>1578744811926 was the last time someone started 0-2?
>>157874442The Titans suck, the Eagles aren't as good as they were 2 years ago and Green Bay is hurting from losing their elite rb. The Jets do look a lot better but I think they were the 3rd worst team in the league last year behind the Browns and the Titans at number 1.
>>1578744811926 was the last time a starting quarterback got openly cucked?
>>157874493It was the last time a team went 0-2 against two teams with win percentages below .200 the prior season.
How are Steeler fans enjoying passive aggressive Aaron Rodgers?
>>157874429Chargers have a brutal upcoming schedule. A 2-7 midseason record — or worse — is not off the table
>>157874522So then how many times in the past century has that condition been met?
>>157874544once, in 1926
>>157873699How much dressing did you use?
Steichen said he told quarterback Daniel Jones, before the timeout: "If you love it, man, let's go at it. Let's go win this thing. But if it's not the right look ... let's kick the field goal here."The question is whether Shane Steichen should have gone for it in overtime. In hindsight, giving the ball to Patrick Mahomes when all he needed was a field goal to win was not the right call. But it wasn't an easy call. The Colts had a fourth-and-8 and came out hoping to go for it but got a defensive look that was not conducive to them getting the first down. So Steichen called timeout and took the field goal, hoping his defense could get a stop.He'll be second-guessed for it after the Colts lost a hard-fought game in overtime. Steichen is under a lot of pressure to show progress and keep his job, and an 0-2 start with a questionable coaching decision isn't an ideal beginning.
>>157872766basically the chargers happened to him. at this point he'd probably have been better off with lynn the whole time. he's had an idiot and then the current qb euthanize. this season it looks like he's got an rb brought to you by fanduel. might as well quit while he's still in one piece.
>>157874565I meant how many times has a team faced two teams in the first two games that were <0.200 in the previous yearSeems like a rare condition to start with
>>157872766He's Darnold 2.0
I think the Saints are an excellent offseason away from being a legitimate contender
>>157874442Jetties finna beat the lions.
>>157874601Terrible comp
>>157874575At least they brought the game to OT against one of the strongest teams in the league. It shows the organization isn't totally fucked like a lot of other 0-2 teams.
>>157874607this is just facts. They're already ahead of schedule despite all of that dead cap that won't be cleared til next off-season. This was supposed to be like a 3 year rebuild and they damn near did it in 1
I still believe in Spencer Rattler
>Tfw you never got to have an anal orgy with your OL
>>157874639How's the hammy Caleb? You think you'll be back soon?
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Barkley was nothing more than a one season wonder and that any non replacement level back would've put up career numbers with that o-line? Not sure if I'd even put him top 10 at this point
What prime time games are you already confident will get flexed?
>>157874656Need to watch games and scream at the TV with her...
>>157874634My biggest gripe with Rattler is that he doesn't inherently understand where to place the ball to give the receiver a chance to run after the catch. Left way too many yards on the field because he throws the ball to a spot where a receiver has to break their stride or turn around and catch it then they get wrapped up immediately. The difference between him and Tyler Shough is night and day. I was genuinely under the impression that Juwan Johnson wasn't that good until Shough took over.
>>157873845would he have done it if the cameras weren't there?
>>157874667how would he have felt had he not eaten breakfast?
>>157874659>Week 10: Commanders at Giants
>>157874659>not a single Raider game in Primetime Is this a first?
>Kyler set to start against the BucsHmmmmmm, shit I might take the underdog Bucs
>>157874478some team with good weather, every imported athlete like this ends up joining one of 3 cities.
>>157874703I think week 5 would be a perfect spot for a Raiders prime time game. Flex Ravens at Falcons and replace it with Raiders at Patriots
>>157874707No this time. everything about them is over, the Kangz defense is probably 3 times as strong as the offense, and even that's decent.
>>157874707Wasn't JJ Mccarthy starting to turn things around towards the end of last season? Why have they given up on him?
Giants have been out up for sale. Asking price is one bag of Doritos
>>157874758He kept fingering his asshole and sniffing it during team meetings
>>157874607We need another guard to finally get rid of Cesar Ruiz. We need a No. 1 corner and I wouldn't mind a younger more explosive edge to take Granderson's spot. Also, Kellen Moore needs to figure out this damn run game.
whew
>>157874810Based
>>157874639i've definitely fantasized about working in an NFL organization and getting gangbanged by multiple linemen. go bills btw
What does he do exactly?
>>157874852Aaaaaaand there it is
>>157874852Sabotage Faker and the entire Cucs organization. Good job, Todd.
>>157874198lions and chiefs just because of brady. also good mroning frens!
>>157874659The trillion NFCE primetime games are always the worst part of the schedule
>>157874659>Falcons/Packers>Steelers/Browns>Buccaneers/Cowboys>three weeks in a row on TNFI know that TNF has been a shitshow for years, but sometimes I can't help but laugh.
I've been having homoerotic fantasies all day
Miami needs to beat KC this week. Imagine the seethe
>>157874920>>Steelers/BrownsThis could be funny
>>157874852forcing players to fit his scheme instead of making his scheme fit his playerslike bain excelled at rushing the interior and sucked at wide 9 but the bucs have him exclusively at wide 9
>>157874923Is Bo Nix really that enticing?
Drew Lock is top10 qb in 2026
