16-0 Rams 3rd QtrRams cant stop drawing penultyBlo Dix sucking hardSurtain having a Adams induced meltyGet in here
Bit of a slurper innit?
what if bo nix was black, gay, and chinese
Holy fuck Bo is selling me..
Slurp status?
Getting nervous about the Rams
>>157942148SLURRRRRRP'D
Lot of game left. Rams can still blow this. Need another TD ASAP
PICKED
1st for my Bears winning the Superb Owl
Congrats Rams, you beat this fraudulent shitty team. You'll be playing real teams next week and a week after
>>157942171Caleb is back?
idk about you lads, but i like a little football with my commercials
>>157942186Bagent is better
uh oh...
Yes, just blitz Stafford. Lions fans already know this. Why do you think he does so fucking good against prevent defenses?
Fuck the broncos
>>1579421863-4 weeks vacation to rest the hammy
>Blow Dicks>Stat PadfordSlurper Night Football
the broncos have the loudest stadium in the league
I cant wait to watch Shannon Sharpe's melty on nightcap later
Broncos 4th quarter comeback lets go
>>157942190Fucking antisemite
This sequence is giving me flashbacks to Broncos vs Raiders last year
I rearranged my room in the hopes that feng shui will help the Broncos win
monday tomorrow
>>157942216I'd rearrange your guts if it'd help both teams lose
We could've had Kenneth Walker but decided to resign Dobbins man
>>157942176At least we aren’t the Shecocks losing to the Cammandies with a back up QB lmao
>"Bo Pix">hasn't thrown a single pick yet
I BOlieve in miraclesI BOlieve in a better world for me and you
>>157942228Walker will be on IR by week 5
I don't want to work tomorrow bros
Bo they're laughing at you on the broadcast
Damn anyone see that qt behind Sean Payton?
Tirico sure is being an asshole to Cris this year. Collinsworth needs to slap some respect into that lil wop
gotta hit the griddy before you get litty
>>157942227I don't want this...
>>157942225Wagie wagie get in cagieBe a good slave to your billionaire overlords
Does every Broncos run play involve running in a straight line into the Rams' defenders?
>>157942257you don't get a choice in the manner
>>157942234He’s “Blo Dix” this game not “Bo Pix”. Keep up anon.
does colinsworth just suck off the team that is winning?
>Webb and Payton avoiding eye contact I imagine this is it for Webb. Embarrassing half of football and it's not getting better.
broncos OC is so bad
No woman or girl has ever wanted me. I’m not that ugly but obviously not attractive enough to be noticed or desired.
why cant the broncucks score
if I were a coach I would keep my challenge flag up my rectum like one of those tail butt plugs
Scoring zero points is shameful
>>157942289They’ll score a td soon
The Rams defense are who we thought they were
>>157942280Whichever market is bigger and/or whichever is more marketable
Bro made that first down look difficult lmao.
>>157942288just bee yourself
>>157942265it seems like a bunch of "coaches" these days only running plays consist of HB dive over and over again with no motion or pulling linemen
Blo Dix
Rams need to score again they can't be on autopilot.
RICKEY~LUCKY~BO NIX IS SHITTY~
Refs kept this from getting out of hand early
>>157942301define soon
Now heres a guy...
>>157942319next week
>>157942312Shiraoki-sama will bless the Broncos
now here's a goy
>>157942319Soon
>>157942309McVay will go pass heavy conservative and it will come down to the wire
Someone do something interesting
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Would you rather have Drake Maye or Bo Nix?
>nix rolls out of the pocket and throws it to a guy behind the line of scrimmage for +/- 0.3 yds x50000
Damn Nix that ones on youWhy throw to him knowing he’s about to get HEEMed a second later
>>157942348I think at this point I'd take shitdeur
>>157942340Pears don't have neckbeards tho
>>157942336It's so typical of every coach who has a lead.
ah shit, everyone is coming over every commercial break and wants different games! What do I do?
Is buying .1 Bitcoin my last chance to make it?
>his name is bidet
Lambs we got too cocky
NOT SO FAST
>>157942368just dump your net worth in the next investment drumpf makes
BO NIX AND HIS MAGIC IN THE GREAT CITY OF DENVER COLORADO
finally
Holy shit bonix did something
its over
Go for 2
Uh oh lambsisters
the comeback is real
>>157942368
THAT SPIN THOUGH
The NFL's '65K Passing Yards Club' has gained a new member - and his name is Matthew Stafford The other members:- Tom Brady- Drew Brees- Peyton Manning- Brett Favre- Aaron Rodgers
Beautiful ass throw ngl
WOOPTHERE IT IS
>>157942394
that's honestly one of the most amazing throws and catches in NFL history
>>157942340In what way are pears slightly better than apples, apples are great
he woke up
We got a game gentlemen
GAME ONBronco BrosLETS RIDE
And he waddled away, waddle waddle.
All you had to do was fucking turn around Wallace
nigga that's nuts
Best throw and catch I've seen all season.
>>157942416Apples taste like nothing
If wallace wasn't so short
>>157942411SHAKALAKASHAKALAKASHAKALAKA
Bronkeks can only play slightly competent ball in 2nd halves
how long do you let leftovers sit in the fridge? I ate something I cooked a week ago and now my tummy is bothering me
Ownership
>>157942148kek
throwing windows don't get tighter than that
I'm thinking it's time for a melty
>>157942253Kek anon
damn thats crazyrams just score now
uh oh
Broncos decided to wake up
>>157942435Rip in peace
>>157942428stop putting lawrys on everything
Any CB becomes HOF worthy if they just turn around
>He doubted Bo "BWC" Nix
>>157942416youve never had a good asian peartheyre sweet crisp and light, exactly what you imagine the perfect apple to be
>>157942435until they start to smell funny
>>157942436>BussyWTB
>now here's a 5'10" db
Kyren Williams has been insane tonight
>>1579424351 week is about my limit. i just make sure to microwave it a little extra longer to kill all the bacteria that may have grown during that time, if it's day 6 or 7.
HOWEVER
>>157942456Please, refrain from calling him that
>>157942435if there's visible mold I'll usually toss it
>>157942435Usually around 4 days so good luck with your gas for the next day
>>157942479no mold, no smell, no weird taste
The goofy ass helmets is starting to grow on me
How do I get a single date lads? Why is it that hard?
BE AGGRESSIVE RAMS
>>157942489Just ask nigga
>>157942435Just because you cooked it doesn’t get rid of the bacteria shitting in there for the past week
>>157942489Just be a Rams fan
ok now here's a ref
>>157942489I got a nice trans gf on /lgbt/. Lot of cute girls there
>>157942450>one of the most luckshit 2pt-conversion throws>"they are gonna wake up gais!"Uhuh
Staying the night at my gfs tonight since I'm already 3 coors deep
>>157942489yeah i can never eat just one date
>>157942493Ok now here's an immune system
aborted dragon
>>157942435Chef here, typically 6 days is the limit but people tend to throw their hot food straight into the fridge which can cause bacteria to grow
Legends of the Rams
>>157942489Women have been brainwashed into being obese cat moms
>>157942456Are the memes about Asian women being crazy easy if you're white actually true?
>>157942489skip the apps, theyre useless for anyone under model-tiergo out to social places like bars or activities and actually talk to people
>>157942490>>157942490>FLAGholding>FLAGillegal formation>FLAGpass interference
Had him wide ass open too
>>157942503just drive
>lambs
It’s over bros… Rams are playing too conservative
its not over
sometimes I wonder if the announcers actually know anything about the players or if they're just referencing a prompt/notes whenever someone does something of significance.
>>157942514They're just less ashamed of being clout chasers and gold diggers.
>>157942515>skip the apps, theyre useless for anyone under model-tieris this true, when im trying I can get a date weekly on the apps and I am far from model tier
Ok now here's a comeback
Not anuddah penulty
Rams are playing with this bussy
Stafford is too old, Rams aren't doing shit this season.
?
>>157942515>just date a bar whore
Dirty Rams
>>157942521based and romopilled
Guys I'm scared of dying and being dead
What was unsportsmanlike?
Uhhhhh what was the unsportsmanlike conduct?
>>157942548why?
What was the unsportsmanlike?
Dirty bussy
>>157942548Ok now here's a normal feeling
>>157942542Make friends with a guy who parties and go to those parties
>>157942532if all you care about is hookups and "dating" just to date then youre finebut its very rare to find a long term partner on dating apps
>it was 16-0The Rams aren't going to choke this are they?
Wait how did the Broncos score 8 points?
>>157942553The thought of nothingness is scary
>>157942548*freaking kills u*Nothin personel anon
Home cooking for the Broncos on that unsportsmanlike
>>157942560two-score leads don't mean shit in the modern NFL
>>157942561With this bussy
>>157942562you won't be conscious so nothing to worry about
>>157942530they do get notes, and they also meet with the coaches of each team before the game who give them information about who they plan to focus on and stuff. But also when you've done it for years obviously you're going to know about the vets.
>>157942532No. I’m 5’5 and have gotten plenty of dates and my gf is from an app. The secret is that you have to pay for the full version to get unlimited swipes. If you’re tryna to get by on 5 swipes a day then yeah you’re gonna struggle unless you’re tall and hot
With Kevin Dotson being tended to and Justin Dedich on IR, it's Beaux Limmer up now at right guard for the Rams
Home cooking for this bussy
>>157942558>just date a party-girl whore
>39 yard penaltykek
>>157942489It depends a lot on your attributes and situation. Any catch-all advice is useless. The strategy changes greatly depending on how you look, your style, your intelligence, wealth, etc. But there are workable strategy for any type of person.
>It was the right call trust us
>>157942548we are eternal anon
Super team feels like it's missing something
lets go bo
>>157942572then why won't you give up that bussy when you're sleeping?
Bo shit doesn't deserve this defense
>Bo Pix
>>157942588puka and garrett
Balls in the right place, cocks in the right place
remember when Aaron Donald was good
>>157942489I thought dating was easy if you're white
>>157942548use that as a chance to cherish every moment and make the most of every day
>>157942504I'm eating some right now that are nice and crystallized, so good
>>157942562All of us have already been in that state for billions and billions of years, before we were born, and that cycle will continue until the sun blows up.
Damn we are really gonna choke this game holy shit
Only simpletons watch the ball when watching football. Intellectuals watch the trench.
The amount of dumb luck the Broncos get.
FOOMnevermind
>>157942590cause your huge dick would wake me up, daddy
Total rams collapse.
all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)
DRAGON
Holy shit no.17 Broncos is a pacey ngubu
FOOMBLE
UH OH, DOUBTER BROS?????
>altitude
McVay is such a pussy when he has a lead. Now he is gonna lose it.
>>157942509sounds like I am waking up at 3am with massive diarrhea
>>157942614Happened all last year too
Lambs are choking
Altitude getting to the Rasm?
Why did the lambs give up?
Lets say a player drops the ball and its live on the fieldCan a player from attacking side kick the ball foward and start running to pick the ball way ahead?
GO FOR 2
>>157942640Same thing happened to the Jags last week.
Anytime I watch the Broncos they're always so slow in the 1st half
>>157942630he seems like kind of a stupid guy sometimes
>no chiefs no flag
OHNONONONONORAMSISSIES WHAT WENT WRONG
>>157942649Only if they do it on accident :^)
|\| I >< has awoken
Too easyThat punt penalty was brutal
>>157942655Bo Nix conserves his chakra
>that means his brain is functioning
Uhhh ramsisters...
Getting stinky
>>157942662The punt getting taken back
its so over
IT'S THE ALTITUDE AND SHIT
>2 2 point conversionsLmao
MOSSED
>>157942649Yes but it's better to pick up the ball and run with it. Because the football is egg shaped it is impossible to predict how it will bounce.
and just like that
I love football brosFootball and vrooms, best time of year
The elevation is getting to the Rams
OH NO NO NO
The lead is gonezo....
You guys told me the Rams were a superteam...
ok now here's a broken spirit
IT WAS 16-0
>that means his brain is functioningTruly riveting analysis
DO YOU BOLIEVE?
THEY DID THE NEEDFUL
Don't worry guys, Stafford will get out there and overthrow his receivers a few more times to fuck over the game.
>>157942673Thanks Chris
BIX NOOD BROS WERE SO BACK
>>157942681kino
>he doubted Mile High Magic is unironically real
Did both these teams just say fuck you to their kickers?
>it was 16-0What went wrong?
Rams going like 7-10 would be the most hilarious thing in the NFL in years
Ramsissies, our response????
I thought this was free for the rams?
LMFAO lambs getting tired and running out of gas like in Australia again
NEW GAME
>>157942712Broncos missed a kick
>>157942689Hocevar is twinkbait, the real Chad on the grid is Josh Berry
Uncford needs a nap
i am officially drunk
Great play! Now let's go straight to commercials!!!
My rammies :)
>>157942713
>>157942714Especially with the hype in the preseason
>>157942729Nice pusy.
Wow Bo Nix is elite again.
Brain function status?
>>157942729I can see it
They sleepy
>>157942727That twinkbait would knock you out
Rammies D folds so easily
Bo Pix btw
>>157942729I prefer bussy
We got ourselves a ball gameHuge momentum shift in the second half
>Commentators were questioning whether Stafford could perform at elevationkek
get your shit together ramilia
When I was a child in Indy. Peyton Manning once came to my elementary school. I used to think he went to the school for the goodness of his heart turns out they were paid to be there. Seeing that charity pic of Bryce Young reminded me he didnt want to be there with dem kids
>>157942737>againalways has been casual
>>157942729remember to chug water or sports drink before bed
SURELY Bo has proved the doubters wrong NOW
>>157942713This bitch needs to get her tits out and rape my mouth with her milk
>>157942713whomst
>>157942689>watching Wokecar in 2026
>>157942765best I can do is jack and (diet) coke
>>157942760i reckon i could beat up that animal
>Stafford actually completed a pass to Adams instead of overthrowing himbrace your anuses bronkeks
I REALLY like women
sean gayton finna get kwabbed
>Grandview losttruly a good fucking day
Bo Nix is an artist. He starts slow, lulling you into a false sense of security, before his gameplay finally explodes into a beautiful crescendo.
>>157942765don;t y ouu worry bossman, this aint my first rodeo. i appreciate the sentiment though
>>157942689I haven't watched a race since Kryle died
>>157942768Where
>>157942780Good game today Rodgers
>>157942689Who /nfl/ x /wnba/ here?
Daily reminder that the contractors who built Empower Field buried a Kansas City Chiefs jersey in the foundation and the Broncos are playing on cursed ground.
>ynr Jared Goff Rams 2016-2020
>sackford
SACKED
Did you guys know Matthew Stafford and Clayton Kershaw played on the same little league team
>Sackford
Nix and Stafford are only good at making 4th quarter comebacks. What happens if the game is tied going into the 4th? Does the universe explode?
Stafford just got his bussy sacked
Ramsissies...
Stafford is losing it.
Goof doesn't get sacked there
>>157942803for our sins
>>157942771Blackwidof I think
Padfords pissed lmao
>>157942796Pretty good run, especially when you consider Gurley's knee was already giving out before the playoffs in 2018.
god damn lmao
>>157942757for me, it's Enomoto
uncford needs a power nap
Sack this bussy
why isnt the super team dominating
Things are looking up
>>157942729what a life
>>157942810yummy
im out of cheese
Clock man is drunk.
The LA Rams are the most sterile, soulless fucking organization in the league. Everything about them feels manufactured
>>157942757>>157942821only true niggas watch love lab
anyone else not really attracted to women anymore
time for a lil break
Be honest, would you?
>It was 16-0 at one point
>>157942839Oh the humanity
Neigh!
>>157942832what's the point of being ALIVE if a man can't slam beer and watch some fucking goyball on a sunday night? i work the late shift tomorroww its not like im even need t get up early
Rams are SHOOK
>just couldn't slide it inthat feel..
imagine corum clapping his steely buns around your shaft
Sigma Male Grindset Rule #1493:Only watch the 4th quarter of NFL games. Stay on your grindset.
>>157942865Can’t even get hard enough for that these days
Evening Fixbros
>>157942843word
Literally any Lions fan could have told you to just blitz Stafford
>>157942846I haven't touched a woman in 10 years
My adolesence and college years to now Sean McVey is still the head coach of the Rams and is still 40 years old god damn. Now he may not go and have a 42 year tenure like JoePa but 10 years experience in his belt is impressive
i watched rodgers play earlier today and i have to say he is a better qb doing more with less than stafford
>katsis
What the fuck is happening with the Rams?
>>157942843>aired 13 years ago
>>157942865CAN'T RELATE NIGGAAAAAAAthe trick is to exclusiveieively have sex with autsiticsic women. it works do it.
LETSGOD
>>157942888Humbled by the pure aura of the broncos
Cmon Rams get a stop
>Mike Tirico thinks the Angels will play baseball next yearLol
>>157942888still recovering from jet lag, please understand
SNAGGED
I too enjoy old mid animes
>>157942888Too many penaltiesJaylen Watson going down broke our secondary apparently
What would you do to her?
>>157942885Mr. Rodgers ran 10 yards for a 1st down today.
Imagine if the donkeys could play well in 1st halves too
Fuck Kroenke>Ball Stadium
it's over
DOTOTBo's back baby
>>157942898I bet you $10 that I could beat up Shamiko
Rams melting down
Imagine losing money in this lol
>>157942888no sovl
>>157942908Become her pimp and take all the money.
Papa John's > Domino's > Pizza Hut
>>157942913not possible
>>157942881Touch a teen
>>157942888Stafford is washed and a Pukababy
Bill Vinovich is the best.
>were they induced
RASM NCOMING
>>157942908>What would you do to her?Listen :)
false start!!!cant do that!!!
>>157942924stuff like that webm makes me feel really sad
>Blo Pix
Can Bo throw a pix?
INTERCOOOPTION
>throw pix
BLO NIXBLO NIXBLO NIX
>>157942842you're not wrong but they moved from st louis and all those fans hate them. i actually worked at the 2019 owl and it was 85% passionate pats fans vs 15% corporate suits
BO PIX
>THRO PIXAND THERE IT IS
>thro pix
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAV
THRO PIX
THRO PIXTHROPIX
BO PICKS
MO PIX
BLOW DICKS
gn spee
kek
>>157942926I believe you because you're Brazilian. Did you enjoy your Cowboys Ravens game today?
HAHAHAHA
>throw picks
LGTSS>thro pix
INTERCOOOOOOOOOPTION
sudo apt remove bonix-kernel
>>157942898thank you rams please take this lead
BO WTF WHY DO YOU KEEP HAVING YOUR PASSES BATTED AHHHHH
The Bo Nix weekly interception
>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix>Thro PixThro Pix
Gf is so horny lately it's so annoying
bo nix
oh nonoononnonono
HOE NIX
yup, it's time
My Rams :)
EENT
I’m a 25 year old virgin, am I the biggest loser on all of 4chan?
Bo "Dak Prescott" Nix
>oregon qb
>>157942942Why? They are stimulated
>>157942976Unfortunately I could only catch bits and pieces of the game.>I believe you because you're BrazilianLol.
Does Stafford have fake teeth
>Doubting Bo
BLUE5280TURBOSEHU
Broncos have been shook
Stafford Vick
>>157943004Kot
>>157943001got you beat at 33. im decently looking, make good money and lift but have loose skin after droppign 200lbs and would rather die than someone see me with a shirt off
BUMCOS COUNTRY LET'S BLO
MATT VICK
>>157943008Bo pix blowing dix out there man
ELITE gallops
Mcgay a manlet
Now here's a manlet coach
This is actually a great game. Also, Sean McVay is a tiny little man.
>>157943016Those are men right?
>>157943021Just bottom
>SACKFORD
48 yd attempt
>>157943031>>157943032>>157943034Gets more money and fucks more bitches than you chuds
is mcvay not smart? did he think he could build a super team with a bad ol and geriatric qb?
He looks like a little hobbit.
Last year's MVP btw
What the fuck was that formation lmao. Put the rb up at the line and then get smoked off the edge
REKT
FROM THE TOP ROPE
Polamaluean
>>157943039I love flat chicks.
Bro pounced like a werewolf lol
>>157943039Looks like reviewbrah in a wig
>NFL kickers
LETS GO ILL TAKE YOU ON
>HEADSTRONG>TO TAKE ON ANYONEEEE
Fraud teams desu
DAVONKUS
McVay is overrated now a days.
oh fug 4 fgs today rams need another stop
>>157943054yep
Kek Bron keks
BACK OFF ILL TAKE YOU ON
>>157942939Thats what no one did.
Matt Stafford is so overrated
Can i admit something. The thought of being a white boy from denver colorado is really enticing to me
Tom Cruise is Nigger
WHERES YOUNGKEK!!!!!!!
He should have gone lower and broken his fucking back
>>157943044Classic El Gay response. I bet you're too busy getting botox and doing yoga to ever actually go to a game.
>>157943068the league is oversaturated with his coaching tree
Bo Dix is a fucking retard... i lost hope in him, he is not the guy.
sean mcvay reminds me of my middle school friend's dad who was a weirdly intense middle manager or salesman or something that was always sweating through a white button down
>>157943050maybe it would be good if they actually ran it
I don't like white pocket passers
>>157943086I AM a white boy from Denver. But I'm trying really hard to learn Spanish so ig we both have something to envy
>>157943080
>>157943097Coaching trees are a meme. Just because you worked for a guy for 5 seconds doesn't mean you have the same exact play calling.
Alright, it's your time lads.
bolievers vs. "bo, leave" ers
>>157943110But Purdy rocks.
bo dix gets fraud checked
My RedsKINGS would BUSSY BLAST both these teams
>>157943058kek
>>157943086being a hated minority isn't fun
>>157943121New>>157943121>>157943121
>>157943100Black men.
>>157943110Brissett looks great actually
>>157943068He's a good coach but he seems like a douche and has a 7th grader's haircut. >>157943086Denver sucks ass
>>157943122fuck wrong folder please disreggard
>>157943088You called?
>>157943113Mostly true especially when you look at Belichick tree. Though I buy the argument Brady was close to 100% the reason behind that Pats dynasty.
YAC DRAGON
RASMSBROS NONONOOOOOOOO
It's fun watching a real team play football and not that bullshit we saw in Brazil.
HOLY SHIT
FRAUD CHECK FRRAUSD CHECK FRAUS CHECK FROAUD CHKECK
