hocvious - >>157945394
>Elvis has left the building
Good night flames fans :)
>>157952116
soon
atlantic bros we eating good
>>157952127
leafs won the trade
>>157952122The curse of having to listen to the cannon is over elvisbros...
sit down and have a coffee with caufield
I'm just going to come out and say it: Sharks fans are the most annoying fanbase on /hoc/. Very arrogant.
>>157952132camera pan down
>>157952122Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla?
>>157952143
>>157952143i think he's spent, he gave everything last season
>>157952148I'm just gonna go ahead and say itFUCK YOU
tomorrow night, girls! :)
>>157952187If your team isn't playing on opening night they're not relevant.
>Tomorrow is the Big Day
boeser should be captain of the nuckies
>>157952187>Mazda's largest 2 row SUV tomorrow nightWhat the fuck did you mean by this?
>>157952193your big day was 04/17/2022
>>157952193Is that was bud said to you on April 16 2022?
>>157952187Did u buy the Mazda
>>157952206A day that lives in your head. I wonder if it was actually yours
>>157952208>>157952213good posts
now that's fresh
>>157952206>>157952208>17th>16thWhich was it schizos? Gotta get your story right
>>157952213i buy whatever gary tells me to buy
>>157952187Think I'll watch mcdavid wreck cantcouver with the boys
>>157952231what would "tomorrow" be for april 16? christ you really are a retard
>>157952225oh, wow
>>157952225Who in the fuck is Schaefer? and why did Bedard get shafted here?
>>157952231>big day was april 17 2022>bud said tomorrow is the big day on april 16 2022this is why trbrother got the property
>>157952244Tomorrow is the 29th. Get reality checked bud.
Give me one good reason that they just didn't trust the Yzerplan
>>157952247bedard's an old ass unc now
>>157952278they were just impatient. stevie said it was going to take 15 years but they barely gave the yzerplan half that time
>Gary drops the puck in 25 hours
30 goal rempe
>>157952247
>>157952302kill yourself
>>157952302lol no opening day has a lot of bullshit ceremonies and inclusion night fuckery
>>157952225Early preview for Heated Rivalry Season 2?
>>157952322I like all the pregame ceremonies. Gets me hyped for the season ahead!
>>157952247He's in Macklin's new Lululemon stuff.
>>157952318He looks bedarded
>ask Gary for a trade>get a tradeDid you thank Gary today?
>>157952383THANK YOU, GARY !!!!!!!!!!!thanks =3
>>157952317Will Rempe ever fight Karmanov?
>[Arizona State] Players recommended a former player with connections to the program as a potential interim head coach, specifically citing ex-Phoenix Coyotes star Shane Doan.I swear this guy always ends up in the middle of some cursed shit
>>157952401THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
For me, its the leafs, who have no shot at a cop, not trading their old veterans like nylander and mathews to restock the cabinets to try to build a winning team, and instead signing dmen who cant play d to big money, and trading their cost controlled young guy for a euro, who is older and costs more. This is good.
>>157952198why because hes depressed and wants to kill himself?
>>157952443>no shot at a cop
>>157952443If they traded nylander we'd riot
>>157952443>who have no shot at a copThats kind of a bad idea in general
>niglander
>>157952443I love when canadians try to speak American. But they just can't do it.
red wings have copp
>>157952517not as prestigious as 4naysh desu
>>157952517>3v3meme tournament
>>157952525New day. Same cope.
how long until knies is injured? 2 weeks into the season?
>>157952539Is that how you justify it John?
How long until Chytil is inju-
>>157952524
>>157952555you had fun on 04/17/2022 but you didn't win
Leafs are retarded. Why would you pick up another guy who plays a bit better than your player but at double the contract?? Wasn't Knies signed until the 2030 or 2031? This is somehow a win for Columbus for once. He didn't want to play there and now they get basically the same guy, worse offensively but much better defensively for half the price.
>>157952573i think marchenko is better than knies but teds getting a pick and finally being able to dump that stupid elvis contract is a win for them
>detoilet deadwongs
>>157952573>Leafs are retardedWell known fact
>>157952603That's a man who loves his team.
*bangs on the glass*
*throws a full tall boy at a spastic banging on the glass*
>>157952603Funny how not even a single player on the ice paid any attention to the fat leaf
>>157952633
in randyest day in surgingest night...
>>157952466lmao is that white girl the mounties daughter?
>>157952648
>>157952648extremely gaudy
>>157952573yeah im not sure how I feel about it. I guess with them being do or die now they valued marhenko more than knies, and maybe knies has some paper bones shit we dont know about. Wood looks better than lorentz and we dont need him for center anyway. the merzlinkins and andrae part of the deal, I have no fucking idea.Ill just wait until shannon tells me what to think.
I genuinely don’t understand the rationale behind trading Knies for Marchenko. Knies fits McKenna’s window more and has more upside. Is Marchenko just that much better offensively to justify?Also if Elvis is coming in is he a trade piece or is Toronto considering moving Stolarz?
>>157952648those are huge. rings used to be much smaller. patrick roy was able to put the in his ears
>>157952665I think the leafs are still trying in the mode to prioritize keeping matthews around. Which i get. I think hes old, and balding, and washed, but ive never liked him.
>>157952648>please remember our cup win
>>157952693>I think the leafs are still trying in the mode to prioritizeI mean still trying to keep matthews. I reworded it without checking, I swear im not indian.
>>157952693Balding has literally no effect on his skill or work ethic as a hockey player. There have been plenty of great bald hockey players who are also attractive to women.
>>157952665i don't understand the elvis part at all, I expect the laffs to try to flip him pretty fast but I don't know what they expect to getcolumbus was trying to get rid of him for like 3 years
test
:low
>>157952733You know you can test your vpn by posting something relevant
>laffs
im at the work computer bro
just took a test
>>157952765do you think you passed?
>>157952648imagine punching someone in the forehead wearing one of those motherfuckers
In school they told me I was a "bad test taker".
>>157952763im sure i was soft fired from a job because i was browsing 4chan at work
my name nickname in school was "faggot"
>>157952784>laces up front
>>157952517
>>157952804Very fitting. Here is PK Subban in a bikini.
>>157952824We all know what really happened there
good knews: the golden knights play tomorrow in fact only good teams tomorrow
>>157952573This is so unfair. I left all I knew behind to come to Canada and work my ass off for a better life. I didn’t know a word of English, I worked hard for everything I have. And despite the hardship that comes with immigration I love this country for giving me the opportunity to grow. Ppl don’t know how difficult it is and yet they are so quick to judge. So sad!
>>157952144
>>157952845
>>157952871The Canucks are going to surprise a lot of people this year.
>>157952848would you say you "redeemed"?
we are all Flamiacs
>>157952763don't use your work computer for /hoc/, retard
hopefully the super el niño destroys the west coast and calgry
>>157952922
>>157952885kek'd>>157952907why
>>157952915Same being honest
What did Shannon think about the trade?
trb lost (to bud, the property, etc)
Marchenko > KniesWood > Lorentz (slightly)Merzlikins LTIRBlankenburg beat out Andrae2nd-round pick for six year extension of Kirill
I am legitimately frightened for leafs fans
>>157952648asterisk rings tho
>>157953031bud was here yesterday
For what it's worth the boys on Overdrive approved of the Marchenko trade.
>>157952848This post smells of raped one
Big fan of Knies but after reading up on Marchenko I think he is an upgrade. Knies is tough but at 23, 2 concussions already + knee injury. I can see why the front office made the change when an opportunity like Marchenko came up. Wishing Knies all the best in Columbus.
>>157953034Don't, anyone with enough balls to do would have already long ago
I am just now hearing from Leafs fans that Knies sucked and the window is opened! Again! How many windows since 2016? I've lost track
>>157953041that explains why trb was acting scared
I think leafs should have taken Zharovsky and Hage if he was offered. build for a future, why take this farce even further?
>>157953090>I think leafsThose words do not go together
hasbs-nordiques final for 2027script leaked you read it first
i don't blame sr one bit. you can't be giving your property to your gay unemployed + diseased son vs the son with a job, good health and a family
>>157953084when are celebrini and will recreating that photo?
>>157953069last night was cool there was a lot of people seething kwab. trb was really mad you can tell when he starts calling people faggots. i didn't seethe tho (i don't seethe)
trb is mildcuck when will you understand this? he had FOUR favourite teams in the playoffs last year not including the mild
well foot ball fantasy is gay. god damn projections had me winning handily all weekend and through sunday until the night game where i ended up losing 242.64 to 245.08
>>157953190huh? wha? who cares
didnt ask
>>157953190we call it soccer here
>>157953153
Well foot ball is gay
You telling me they kick this ball? Sounds gay as fuck man.
i got some balls for you to kick right here haha
Matthew Knies was traded by all 3 of his GMs in TorontoIn 2022, Brendan Shanahan allegedly vetoed a Knies trade proposed by Kyle Dubas to send him to Chicago for Brandon Hagel+At the 2026 deadline, Brad Treliving agreed to a trade with Montreal for Knies. The teams missed the deadline to process the trade.Knies has now been traded by his third GM in Toronto, John Chayka.Any other examples of this kind of thing happening?
>>157953218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKSmFvgSRUc
*THE**WINDOW**IS* *OPEN**AGAIN*
>>157953231
>>157953218When was it not?
>>157953251it's a good thing you got this out of the way now, instead of waiting until tomorrowavoided a complete clusterfuck, great job
>>157953218He just figured this out
>>157953232Idk but genuine laff
>>157952190Why aren’t women allowed to be refs in hockey if they are in the nfl?
did dangle and the two other fags start seal clapping yet
>>157952316Why was this a penult
>>157953303Women are allowed to referee in the NHL. There is no rule prohibiting them; in fact, the league actively employs female officials in its development system, and several have officiated at NHL prospect tournaments and in the American Hockey League (AHL), which is the top feeder league for the NHL.The reason you haven’t seen a female referee in a regular-season NHL game yet is primarily due to the "pipeline" of experience required to reach that level, rather than a actual ban.
>>157953327there is a ref pipeline?
>>157953343Yes, there is a very rigorous and competitive "minor league" system for officials that mirrors the one for players. Just as players don’t jump from high school directly to the NHL, referees almost never jump straight to the big league.
>>157953343
bros McKenna said this is the year the drought ends for the leaves, is this true??
>>157953194>>157953195>>1579531971993watch this bro's they're gonna start to chimp out
>>157953375
>>157953397bro's what?
how can there even BE any leaves, if there has been a drought?
>>157953397you wanna go, bromigo?i heard your mom sucked 12 vocks last night
I can see these boys doing some damage this year.
>vocksuckerposting new low
>>157953343it's similar to the boston cop slide
>>157953444checked
>vocks
>>157953450chill lil bro you have to walk before you run
>>157953327I woman probably would have died from that shove into the boards
>>157953450To their egos
>I woman
But would my Kent Hughes trade my Slaf for a Marchenko?
>>157953518I, Woman
>>157953519just a decoy to get rid of fowler since we have two elite tendies now
>their>there>they're>thurr
>y'all
>>157953553We're allowed to post this again now that we're shopping him around
>>157953547bud won
https://youtu.be/rP6X4QXaBfc
bud did not 1
trbrother won
>rags
>>157953483You also have to learn how to post images bigger than the thumbnail
>>157953711anon gave me the thumbnail image, im just reposting
knies sucked and cap is increasing anyway
>>157953724well, your excuses are just as shitty as your resolution, so... work on both
>>157953711What makes canadian down syndrome different from regular down syndrome?
>>157953724
smell like rape in here...
>>157953762We spell it "Down Syndroume".
>>157953762the distinct scent of maple syrup
>>157953762nothing but they like to pretend it's different because they don't really have anything else to distance themselves from the united states
>>157953829Dang we missed you so much.
>>157953844>different filename>pretends its the same personretard
>>157953844Entirely coincidental.
>>157953872Do canadians really think that you cannot change a file name? canadian moment
>>157953895must be that canadian down syndrome
we should have a passphrase to separate the good guys from the tourists tomorrow
>>157953895thats for admitting you recognize im a different poster
I change my file names multiple times a week.
>>157953943does it prevent retards from stalking you?
>>157953922serenity now
Why are they so mad?
I click the button that says "randomized filenames" because I'm not a tard
Every retarded boomer is reading way too deeply into Kyle Dubas saying "I'm not doing the day to day, year to year thing with Geno again."He just wants them to stop asking questions that no one in the organization has answers to, not even the players. Sid and Geno don't know how long they want to keep playing, so they're not even discussing future contracts yet. It depends on how this year goes for both of them. If one or the other falls off a cliff this year, they'll be done, if one ends up with a particularly bad injury, they might be done. One might retire and the other won't, or they'll retire at the same time, maybe they'll both play two or even three more years. They don't know, and neither does Kyle Dubas. There's absolutely nothing to be gained from the media pestering them about it every single day.
>>157953943noo that screws the posting statistics
>>157953957Not really.
>>157953980i prefer not joining a botnet
>>157953980this nigga needs a plugin to use fucking 4chan, laugh at his stupid ass
>>157953998And I bet torrents scare you too
>>157954024interesting take considering you're the one scared of a filename
>>157952116Is Gary really gonna do it this year?
>>157954067He’s going to give us great games again :)
>>157954024woah are you a pirate or something, i bet you don't pay for /hoc/im telling gary
>>157954076If Demko was healthy that Canucks team would've made the finals.
>>157954076I like how his teammates don't even protect him. Just skate away thats the canadian way.
>>157954054Privacy is such a stupid thing, isn't it? I'm so sad some retard or an organization of retards can't AI through all the archives and find out stuff about me just because of some filenames.
>Toronto trades Matthew Knies for Matthews Knies but older, less physical, and $5m more expensive
>>157954133like it matters, he got it wrong and still doubled down
>>157954133*searches by image hash*
>>157954252*removes one pixel*
>>157954280*puts it back*
>>157954293
>>157954293Was it #00000 or #000001? Maybe I'll tell you.
>>157954280that is some dedication to autism to remove a pixel before posting an image
>>157954293We don't do checksum parity algebra here
>>157954293wtf
>>157954333It's actually less work than changing the filename dummy
>>157954363except one is done with a script
>>157954391You can do both of those things with scripts. How the fuck are you operating this computer/phone?
>>157954391With vibe coding you can do anything with scripts these days . Real script kiddies playground
Real canadian hours
>>157954408im not a paranoid sperg like you
>>157954466We canceled that shit.
>>157954479>im not a paranoid spergDon't knock it till you've tried it.
>>157954479You would have been a dutiful post-9/11 Amerigolem, as you effectively are now. Mazel Tov!
>>157954506you dont even post images, what are you worried about
>>157954524If you can't see them that's how I know it's working
>>157954495You canceled this guy too
>>157954570the autism is hard at work for sure
>>1579540054chanx rules desu
>>157954576i was promised mass deportations but espn deportes will still be covering hockey this year.
>>157954593That was a joke earlier by the way. Plenty of people who live in houses with corrugated metal sheet roofs can operate computers and phones just fine, so you being here is no surprise.
>>157954576
is it that time of the year again?
>>157954649for someone concerned about privacy you sure do like to look over your fence
Man there's already an Indian family in the White House who are we trying to kid here
>>157954693white american conservatives dont respect hockey anyway
>>157954693I really don't care about your politics. Why do you care about ours?
>>157954693And there's a Jewish family in there too
i wanna krush some beers with Kash Patel 2bh
>>157954749your president jokes about annexation
>>157954749This nigga has gifs of JT on his hardrive BTW
>>157954757Do you think his head gets bobbier the drunker he gets?
Day ending in Y
>>157954794did you take the necessary precautions before posting this?
>>157954764Might wanna think about it. You could win a Stanley Cup for once.
>>157954825no
>>157954854just like all those cups the blue jackets have won?
>>157954854only cucks recognize wins of a rival team as their own
>>157954926Just like how much of Canadia has tried to ride McDavid's coattails
Is there even an American McDavid
>>157954963>he wasnt in /hoc/ during the playoffs during the past 3 yearslol
>>157954984There are many overrated Americans with no cups
>>157955008I can think of one
>>157954984Patty Kane
>>157955065Born in Buffalo? do better than that
>>157953397i can see the prophecy is being fulfilled
trbrother: clear skin, job, loving family, the property... some brothers have all the luck
>>157955054olympic gold medalist EL JEFE auston matthews hombre
>>157955145not to mention the use of his legs and an always increasing income
>>157955054Mcdavid will never captain his national team let alone to a gold medal
is this based or butthurt?
>>157955170We didn't invite his ass to the last Olympic games.We won.Maybe the laffs should take a hint
>>157955209I don't know who either of these people are
>>157955209Devils be like why can’t we win with our nepo baby roster!!!!
>>1579551822true... 2damntrue
>>157955209both desu classic bringe
>>157955230*
>>157955230yeah uh... yeah
>>157955230
>>157955299Oh fuck. I forgot how big his forehead is.
>the big cactus
Mcdavid is ready for the season
Canada losing the Gold Medal game has actually been detrimental to my quality of life.
You know who else won Olympic gold? WITH A BROKEN FREAKING NECK!
>>157955209Brodeur is kind of overrated. 80% of his effectiveness was down to playing the puck and he was a trap babby.
>>157955344Just pick yourself back up again
how will shannon be able to pick up yvonnes boyfriends kids tomorrow after school if gary has a puck drop at 2pm?
>>157955344You'll be out of there soon Connor, stay strong for me buddy.
*drops the puck*
>>157955403>Slams you into the walls>Breaks your ribs>Steals the puck
>>157955403*mashes the B button over and over*>the B button isn't used on the faceoff
>>157955478Kill yourself trb
>>157955344KWAB
>>157955258kwab ya lost 2014 and 1993 for good measure
>>157955344my god you are obsessive
>>157955500great post
>>157955522Some people actually like winning is that so crazy?
>>157955346oh it's true
>>157955500I still don't know what that acronym means.
>>157955543I mean the medically retired lunatic that makes these posts
>>157955499holy shit is this real
>>157955549so you don't know
>>157955549then you should probably go back to whatever 'cord ya came from, ghoul.
>>157955637>>157955647I don't think these guys know either
>>157955549>>157955637>>157955647>>157955658Oh you didn't know?
>>157955658you tell me
>>157955549Incredibly based
>>157955672
>>157955701Eww. Gross. Fuck vegas.Get your schizo posting correct.
>>157955723Vegass fan is a huge wrestle maniac. Just like you
>>157955738Sounds half based.
>>157955738Doctor diagnosed me as some kind of maniac i think it was hulkamaniac
>>157955773Don't even try to bullshit us brother
