tuesdee shitposting edition
What a faggot OP.
igg
jack vineigh, the iggian hill, the igg
>>157959087welcome to leave cunt
>>157959090I'll leave you bleeding on the floor, cunt.
>>157959090that's not very welcoming, uncle colin!
>media trying to drum up bobby hill againsurely no one goes for himbut then again i said the same about juh
Is Harley Reid going to be strong next year or is the constant losing going to destroy his spirit?
Cricket is very much a dying sport
west coast are the protagonists of the afl
theres a moment when teams that are rebuilding just switch into a winning team and everything clicksnext year the iggs will finish top 8
>>157959094>the boong addicted to drugs wont burn my team!
>>157959094He doesn't look well but we wish him well
Remember when they tried AFL in China? They build fighting robots while we chase a ball around a field. Not too smart are we? That's maybe why asio is subservient to Mossad, we are not very bright as a species. This is why I hate "footy", it makes us weak and docile as a country.
>>157959094For many clubs desperate for more talent a token contract with performance clauses is little risk so I can see him being picked up for one year and then if he can't get his shit together not renewed.
>Lachie Neale wins the clearance...>Flicks it to (Nick) Daicos...>To Reid...>Sends it backwards to Rowell >... ED ALLAN WHAT A MARK>Allan takes his full measure...>Neale and Nick run around him from both sides>Unselfishly handballs it to Nick who sprays it out wide>Oh boy now Neale and Nick are getting into a tussle, you'd think Nick robbed Neale of a brownlow vote the way they're going at it!
>>157959102>harley becomes a top 10 player in the league>full seasons from ginbey & dev>waterman remembers where the goals are>kelly doesn't decline from his great 2026>jobe becomes a 40-50 goal forward>harry edwards gets revolutionary proceedure to make him immune to concussions, becomes gov 2.0yeah this is it. the drought ends NOW
West Coast pedophile cokeheads
Can't believe Fagan might not around again. I guess it's always better to go out on a high but why wouldn't you just complete the one year you're already contracted for? Even if the Lions bombed out and didn't make finals it's not like his legacy would be impacted and the team is still wel placed long term.He said something about wanting to continue working in footy (but not coaching), if he enters the open market as a footy boss or something surely the hottest property out there.
>>157959117this but unironically
>>157959117I don't think they're quite ready for top 8 but they're on the improve and things will inevitably click. I feel more confident about the state of their list over the next few years than any other team in the bottom 5. Still not sure about Mini as the coach to take them the next step though. Might end up being the bloke that sets them up and someone else takes the reigns just as they're about to come good.
Could use some arms wrapped around me
>>157959169based jarman impey
>>157959169*wraps a fist around your jaw*
Collingwood faithful what is the take on Bobby Hill? Is he farked or could the iggs use him? Probably end up at fred though I guess.
[savagely pounds your fists with my face]
>>157959169crisp dockers gf in bed
>>157959178I don't trust an addicts words. They say all these things to your face then steal your switch to sell for ice.
Do Fremantle have egg of their face?
>>157959181Well is their any confirmation he's taken drugs besides the AI photo that did the rounds?
>>157959185You can tell from his puffed up head he's not well yet
Fuckhead slut neighbors are playing loud music and singing, they did it last night until like midnight. What are my options lads?
>>157959201Invite yourself over and seduce them, obviously
>>157959201go around and fuck some neighbourly respect into them
>>157959201>slut neighborssex mostly
Don’t know how old they are and they look fat based on the clothes in their backyard, so no
>>157959210you fatphobic shithead
>>157959210sneak over and pinch the knickers off the line next time
Just how fucked are /MyTigs/ lads?
>>157959233They need a new coach. Someone with a bit of aura about them. Trade in some experienced players to lead the younger guys. Sign Logan Morris. Rebuild complete and flags confirmed.
>>157959214Lose weight.
>>157959233another injury-heavy season and they might as well start the rebuild again
mortgagebros....
>>157959235Didn't Logan Morris just resign with the lions for like 4 years?
>>157959233>just checked his instagram>his son is wearing a Brisbane jumper GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM
>>157959214meant for>>157959237
>>157959242Wasn’t it two?
>>157959248Trent Cotchins instagram I meant
>>157959251I dunno.
>>>/pw/21254101>>>/pw/21254750
>>157959114>is little riskThe risk is that he contaminates your other players. See: doing coke with mac andrew in a bathroom.
i want to eat our girls red bush so bad now
>>157959270on my way (adjacent)
>>157959262Crisp autist
>>157959274what happened to ai abundance?
>>157959262One of the most based things I’ve seen on this website in ages
>>157959274The only way to stop this is by seething at every AI picture you see online
>>157959274people complain about boomers having wealth and then they complain about ai which is the perfect tool for separating boomers from their wealth
My sister fucks lebos and only lebos
>>157959094Geelong turned Tyson Stengle into a flag.Just need a good year or two of Bobby Hill for it to have been worth it. Just watch out on signing any big, long term contracts.
I creep cunts the fuck out
I’m what they used to call a metrosexual
i also love fucking on trains
Cats supporter here, and I really badly wanted Fremantle to win their first ever premiership on the weekend. I was so heartbroken for them when they lost, and part of me wanted to cry for them. The Dockers have never won a premiership in their 32-year history so far, and I thought and hoped this past Saturday was finally going to be it. But it wasn’t meant to be. Regardless, I have a massive soft spot for Fremantle, and although I normally support Geelong, I’ll be pulling all the way for Fremantle to win the premiership either next year or as long as they’re well and truly in the premiership window. I don’t know whether or not they’ll win the minor premiership again next year, but winning the premiership is always more important. I believe in Fremantle. ^_^
>>157959345Based Japanese salary man
Thinking about Breaking Bad and how overrated it is and how I enjoyed watching it when it was on but have never had any desire to go back and rewatch it. Not even clips.
>>157959240Hows your mort-gauge doing m8? Hope your holding up well. Respect to the bankers though holding this country together. Welcome to leave if you don't like it, plenty of 3rd worlders prepared to take your place if you don't like it.
Will you guys be watching the NRL grand final?
Well I won't.
>sydney harbour cops>*turns on tv*>it's a muh bondi episode*turns off tv*
>>157959304>I wish I was a zoomer having no job prospects due to AI I'm not even a zoomer and I pity the poor cunts
>>157959362do they have a big act like kylie so i can atleast start to watch
what's the best schizo alf yhroro
>>157959369>muh job prospectsif you can't figure out how to use ai to fleece tech illiterate boomers out of their money you might as well jump in front of a train
>>157959368>it's a Cronulla episodeCrisp
>>157959351Yeah it's so dull and boringIt took me 3 years to get through it because I'd watch a different show at the end of each season. The last 6 episodes of S4 was probably the peak imo.
>>157959274Ironically this is AI generatedWojacks used to be by the people for the peopleYou lazy faggots are worse than normies
>Luke Ryan mocks bane players motivating themselves during wharfie time moments before getting raped
mad men is very underrated when it comes to the goat debate imo
will ashcroft is a beautiful hand drawn piece of art and nick daicos is ai slop
>>157959401freo>w-wharfie time literally didnt change anythingbane>multiple players saying it spurred them onKWAB
>>157959386Most people over the past 10000 years were born to be menial drones not tech savvy finance wizards. The last place I would want to be when the zoom zooms realise that they have effectively been reduced to useless eater status overnight is in a brown, third world country with no welfare system.
>*mogs wharfie time*
sittin on the dock of the bay
sittin on a cock cause I'm gay
>>157959412yeah bro the zoomers here are going to revolt because ai took their $10/day ditch digging job away lmaooo>muh welfare systemcommie poof ahh
Nick "GenAIus Monster" Daicos
>>157959351I felt this way about The Slopranos
>>157959455Faggot.
>>157959404Yeah, it's the most well written show ever.
>>157959455>I am a retard
Nick "2nd best midfielder at the pies" Daicos
>>157959459Fuck off this a nick daicos stan thread
Any late mail coming in?
>>157959448Technocrats are commies by another name. Same end game.
Anyone here shave their brown eye?
I wanna get to know the real /alf/ what makes you guys tick?
>>157959481No one is going to see it so no.
>>157959482meth mostly
>>157959481I use a bear trimmer
Do not smoke meth! It's bad for you
Why bother?
what is the best political system
>>157959094Anyone know what he actually did?
>>157959494>me when I wake up every morning
>>157959477both paths rely on the blackpilled or true believers imo
never met a Macedonian whos last name didn't end in "ski" so this raises some questions about Nick Daicos
>Female private school teacher charged with grooming and raping male student>A female teacher who worked at a prestigious Sydney private school has been charged with grooming and raping a male student.>Deandra Kontou, 32, who taught at $48,000/year all-boys school Newington College in 2018 and 2019, was arrested in Sutherland last week after police recommenced an investigation into her in 2025.>She was charged with nine offences, including aggravated sexual assault of a victim under authority of the offender, aggravated sexually touching, and using a carriage service to groom a person under 16 years old for sex, Nine.com.au reported. Aggravated sexual assault is an offence equivalent to rape under NSW law.>Kontou was then granted bail after facing Sutherland Local Court on Wednesday, with conditions requiring her to surrender her passport, not go within 500 metres of international points of departure, and report to police daily.>She is also banned from entering the ground of any school, must not engage in teaching activities that require contact with children, and must not be in the company of children without a parent, guardian or responsible adult present.>Kontou was newly married when she took up a position at the school, the Daily Mail reported, and in 2018 was praised by her personal trainer for losing weight ahead of her wedding.>“Being a busy school teacher with growing life responsibilities, Deandra is to be commended on her consistent attendance to personal training and sessions on her own,” the trainer wrote in one post.>In another post he commended her for sticking to her gym routine while having “a busy work life as a school teacher and after-hours tutor”.>In May a male music teacher who was employed part-time at Newington College was terminated after being charged with grooming a 14-year-old girl online. Police said at the time that no students from the school were linked to the allegations.
sleepy time looms
>>157959514>Newington College said it was unable to comment on the allegations against Kontou as the matter is still before the courts.>Kontou will face Burwood Local Court on November 26.
>>157959511Can’t fucking stand macos
>>157959514Goddamn, that should've been me.
Macedonia is a pathetic kingdom. Their loss in 168 bce to the Romans made them the laughing stock of the world and Nick Daicos should be ashamed
yeah true I am more of a windows guy myself
>>157959514hope she rots in jail for life
>>157959521why do you wish that you were a female private school teacher charged with grooming and raping male student
>>157959181What's even the point of smoking ice besides using it for gay sex? Being that tweaked for a whole day to do fuck all seems pointless
>>157959522That's the Kingdom of Macedon and not the former yugoSlav republic we know of today where peter daicos parents were from allegedly source: rome total war
>>157959401that's just Ryan not knowing who his man is, the clueless fat cunt
>bce
>>157959528I should've been the student she seduced.
>>157959530they're the same place retard
Who wants to engage in a battle of wits?
>>157959547What do you propose?
>>157959548I don't want to talk about it.
i know she still thinks about me
I looked her up. She's doing well and she looks amazing. I fucked up so badly.
shut up you sad sacks
I dreamt about her Friday night
we would have been so good together
>>157959560I will fight you if I have to.
i write lyrics from sadsack posters for my band
>>157959514>praised by her personal trainer for losing weight ahead of her weddingFat girl gets thin, likes the attention and wants to dominate some effeminate boys. Many such cases.>Go to a personal trainer to lose weight>They blog about you with pictures includedI know they're doing it be drum up business for themselves, but would feel violated as a client.
>>157959572Thats feft
>>157959539paris never changed locations yet it looks like africa today after mass migration
>>157959528Wouldn't mind being the son of a family who can afford $48,000/yr school fees, haha
Finished work early, sitting up the road in my car smashing beers, going to get home ‘on time’
>>157959584based father of 3 with a bitch of a wife
2/5 complete almost there wagiebros
>>157959582>>157959584haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157959599can just picture free use written in texta above their cunts with cum dripping out of it
>>157959083seeing harles on the catalog always makes me laugh
This isn't good. I need footy and now without it i'm lost
>>157959628Brazil are playing Australia
>>157959628cheer up longmuir just 6 more momths
>>157959628footy is a lot like a gfsometimes you love hersometimes you hate herbut you always miss her
>>157959628Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
>>157959637>momYFO
>>157959628the girls are still playing you sexist pig
>>157959571needed an update
charlie curnow ahh body
>>157959639i don't miss footy at allmy pooties made the season miserable
imagine smoking meth, huffing poppers and getting fucked up the arse
>>157959184keKkkk
>>157959514actually insane how often this is happening nowits like one a week
Are you pissheads excited for the summer of cricket?
I don't watch indian sports
>>157959628Still some NRL to go
>>157959726Yeah bro should be mint
>>157959721>All male teachers are predators who can’t be trusted though
wrong
>>157959628There’s unironically no fun in my life now.
Did me hip taking the bins out. Fuck I hate getting old
AHHHHH ME HIP
>>157959455>Slopranosheh
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ddz3U6GxL69/
what's gonna happen to man city?
AHHHHH ME ‘SHIP
My knees are cooked
Mine are pretty mediocre but could be better if I used them more
how fucking old are you cunts lol
>>157959838what in the brainrot is this
>>157959909>Premiership Pie>PiePIEGODS WE'RE IN
>>157959863Nothing ever happens
wharfie time for megna
>>157959938Night, might chuck a wharfie soon too
Australia lost to Brazil 2-4 fuck sake
>>157959872freshie
>>157959987what sport?
>>157960017what do you think fuckstain
>>157960025could be hockey, baseball, ice hockey
>>157960025footy?
>>157960025aflw
>>157960040not a sport
Please just respect me you blokes
>>157960057what have you done to earn my respect?
>>157960060Meth mostly
>>157960060It shouldn’t matter
>>157959884Really old
>take a shit>2mins later>fart>shart myself
>>157960092Crisp wharfie time
Are women just incapable of stopping weight gain once they let themselves go?
>>157960092Do you just stop you shits halfway through or something?
Being half wog and half abo is like literally the worst possible mix of people so it’s no surprise that iggs player is a scum bag
im half sicilian half irish
last for iggs
>>157960116For me? Taking a dump and then needing to blast liquid again 10 minutes later.
>>157959455shit taste
>>157960092sounds like your bowels pulled a wharfie time
>>157960259banesperg enjoys the celebrations with his banieswhile baneseether sits and copes on /alf/
I hate it when you piss after you’ve wanked a few times and it feels like there’s still a bit of piss in your willy but you can’t get the last bit out
hmmmm
>>157960248‘shalla>>157960285gottem
they made several wharfie time jokes on the cheap seats
>fall asleep holding can of beer>wake up an hour later to self getting covered in said beerYay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBLlWh283K4it's up
Give it to me straight, Fredsisters… is there any way we can bring back Wharfie time and have it not be seen as a complete joke?
>>157960586lemme guess you need more?
>>157959921Michael Jackson is back?
>>157960600>GravyAustralia is a mayonnaise country. You need to go back.
>>157960600holy FUCK that looks good
>>157960636>Australia is a mayonnaise country.FOB
Jews are the master raceDon't you ever forget that
>>157960600
>>157960796Out
me¿ jus salt n peppa plain as tyvm x
pepe is italian for pepper
>>157960160Nah. Irish and boong
Does anyone have that folder of the nude scenes in Big Brother Australia? I wanna watch that bath scene again.
>>157960903bippitti!!
bellotti is italian for hsgf enjoyer
kick the bloody ball
Ohayou alfies
>>157961109geelong next
>>157965283They have too many insiders at the moment, maybe in 5 years
lmao
Good morning alf
good morning four eyes
>>157961171I used to have them but my hard drive corrupted and I lost them all
WAKE THE FUCK UP DUMB JEET SPASTICS
>>157966490I am awake
>>157960600for me, it was the $2 chip n gravy roll at the canteen at school
>the girl i had a crush on in high school and I later found out she had a crush on me too got married the other day
>>157966096Are slaps usually a package deal or is it pay per slap
don’t care champ, didn’t ask, completely irrelevant to me
>>157966785>excusing literal sexual assaultCHUD!
if you pay for the forth slap afterwards is it still considered sexual assault?
>>157967069It depends on how the victim feels
>>157967069depends if the tradie knows if you're a footy player or other celeb
>>157967069>tradiemeant stripper
>>157967178>>157967208just give it up, it's not funny
i'm not tradiesperg champ it was a genuime typo
it's currently wharfie time at worksmelling really bad, might need multiple flushes and air freshener
there are multiple "tradiespergs" you newcunt
>>157967466theyre called rational beings
no there's not everysperg is the same sperg
>highest rated key forward of 2026>no one wants himIs it islamophobia?
>>157967836fatphobia
tradies are kind of like worthless scum whores if you think about it
>>157968012hello saar
>>157967836hsgfenjoyer phobia
>>157968038>he doesn't know that most indian male in-migration is to plug the worker shortages the tradie unions deliberately caused to inflate their own wages
*bangs hammer*
*clears namefield to out his identity by mistake*
hidden mickey!
>>157968172yes saar that's why most of you work or study in areas that have nothing to do with trades
he doesn't know the difference between temporary limited study visas and permanent skilled migration visas, lads
>Fury as chefs top Australia’s ‘skilled’ migrant list: ‘Widespread con’>Aussies have exploded after discovering that chefs are the top occupation for temporary “skilled” immigrants, closely followed by cooks, and café or restaurant managers.>According to Department of Home Affairs data, chefs made up 9.3% of primary applicants who were granted Skills in Demand Visas in the year to June 30, 2025, and 9.5% of those accepted in the six months to December 31.>The full-year top 15 nominated occupation list also included resident medical officer, motor mechanic, software engineer, ICT business analyst, aged care nurse, mechanical engineering technician, marketing specialist, diesel motor mechanic, personal care assistant, accountant, and welder.>In the 2024-25 financial year there were 130,570 applications granted – 68,200 primary and 62,370 secondary, while between July 1 and December 31 there were another 34,360 primary and 34,300 secondary applications granted.>India was the top citizenship country with 18.1% of all applicants, followed by the Philippines with 14.9%, the UK with 10.4%, and Nepal with 5.4%.>Independent journalist Drew Pavlou highlighted the data on social media on Wednesday, and pointed out there were massive increases in the number of chefs, cooks, and café and restaurant managers during the 2024-25 financial year.>“About 10,000 places granted to people working as cooks, chefs or restaurant managers. 180% increase for chefs, 130% increase for cooks, 80% increase for restaurant managers,” he wrote.>“Then, once accepted, they are allowed to bring family and dependents. These are not Michelin starred chefs. These are people doing TAFE courses in food production as a back door way to get citizenship.”>The revelations sparked anger from other Australians, with many saying it appeared immigrants were taking advantage of a visa program which was intended to fill so-called skills shortages.
>>157968837>“Thank you for drawing attention to this widespread con. Generations of sacrifice and heritage have basically been reduced to completing a VET certificate and paying a fee,” said one Aussie.>“Because we imported so many skilled delivery couriers, we need to import more cooks so the couriers are kept busy enough to pay the migration agency fees,” joked another.>“Where are all the construction workers they constantly boast about?” asked a third.>“I met a motor mechanic from Afghanistan who boasted that he and his friends own lots of mechanic shops around Perth, and they charge more to White people so they can give steep discounts to their coethnics,” another said.>There are about 3 million temporary visa holders in Australia, a number which One Nation has promised to reduce by 750,000 if elected.
>the noticerkek, maybe a real source next time
>muh temporaryye most of them go back to their third world nation instead of overstaying in a furst world country
>attacking the source not the argumentmaybe you'd prefer red star comrade
it doesnt distinguish which migrants from any given occupation are indian. it's a shit source and a faulty argument. attack your source because it's a shit source.
>>157968775>More than 30,000 illegal boat arrivals quietly given permanent visas>More than 30,000 immigrants who were given temporary visas after arriving illegally by boat have been allowed to stay in Australia forever.>The recipients include 6,513 Iranians and 4,573 Afghans, and most arrived between 2009 and 2014 and were given Temporary Protection visas or Safe Haven Enterprise visas.>Labor announced in 2023 that it would allow about 19,000 so-called refugees who arrived before 2013 to apply for special Resolution of Status visas, but the new figures show more than 30,000 have been granted – a rate of about 30 per day, The Australian reported.>More than half were granted within the first 18 months, and about 17,000 recipients are either eligible to apply for citizenship, or have already become citizens.>There has also been a 22% surge in permanent visa grants this year, and migration lawyers have claimed that some are being issued before applicants were required to fight to stay in the country in court.>“Very clearly, the government made a decision to issue these Resolution of Status visas to thousands of ‘asylum seekers’ who were told they would never be resettled in Australia,” the lawyer said.>Resolution of Status visa recipients are allowed to permanently live, work, and study in Australia, and immediately get full access to all government social services and welfare payments, including the NDIS. They are also eligible for citizenship, and can sponsor family members to come to Australia.>A Home Affairs spokesperson said that some of the visas had been granted in response to more recent humanitarian crises, and were not all former Temporary Protection and Safe Haven Enterprise visa holders.
>>157968997not directly relevant to the discussion
>>157968997>“Each case is assessed on its merits, taking into account the individual circumstances of the case and the most current and relevant country of origin information,” a spokesperson said.>“People who do not engage protection obligations, who are not awaiting a merits or judicial review outcome, and who have exhausted all avenues to remain in Australia, are expected to depart Australia voluntarily and may be provided assistance to depart.”>Thousands of so-called asylum seekers demonstrated in Australia’s major cities for months in 2024 demanding to be given permanent visas.>The Melbourne protesters were supported by far-left extremist groups, blocked footpaths, scuffled with police, and provoked counter-demonstrations from nationalist activists.>>157968986i'm sure when most of them are jeets and most of them aren't tradies that somehow the jeets are all muh skilled tradies
>>157969026>he doesn't know the difference between temporary limited study visas and permanent skilled migration visas, lads>clearly show temporary visa holders are given permanent visas, on top of them already overstaying>irrelevantkys saar
>>157967836Yes i'd love to invest in your supplement business!
Archie Roberts would look good in a lions jumper
>>157969110this but daisy pearce
>>157969029>i'm sure when most of them are jeetsyour source doesn't say this. also, you're forgetting women, which skews data as nearly all are not tradies. chef work is a trade btw but i'll let that slide for now even if it knocks down your entire "argument".>>157969059two separate issues. talks of a special resolution of status visa for boat-people. not relevant to the discussion.
>>157969131eyekyuck unna
fucking dropped the toilet roll in the toilet while I was wiping my ass
>>157969436R U OK
>>157968434bros.....
>>157969608who stops them
>>157969436You're supposed to take the toilet paper off the roll when you wipe
>>157969608name my band
>Zak Butters DID choose Geelong as preferred destination >Geelong wouldn't disclose how they would make a deal with port, if any.>After being unwilling to cooperate for a trade Butters said fine im going to Bulldogs then>Geelong then throws a tantrum
>>157969938looks like the chickens....have come home...to... roost
andrew mackie is the new dodoro
>>157966757imagine the passionate sex on their wedding night. her newlywed husband would've spurted his semen deep inside her vagina as she moaned ecstatically
Get a job you blokes
I have an job
Damn, was looking forward to this one
>>157970484well done
when does the trade period commence??
>>157970816The 2026 Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period commences on Monday, October 5, 2026 at 9:00 am AEDT and runs until Wednesday, October 14, 2026.
been doing the absolute best wharfie times lately not sure what's changed
*brushes against you*
>>157970930must be all the poo you've been eating
>>157970962not sure it works like that but imagine if it did
>>157970998poo means crab in thai you larping proxy homo, you would've known that if you were actually there
>>157970824and free agency begins this friday
>>157969938Speaks volumes to the type of character he is. Gives his word then walks it back. Could have been in a flag contending team. But went for the easy money instead. Don't need that sort of lying mercenary. Too bad for him port are a bunch of cheats and wont be allowed to trade for him anyway. May as well have just come to the cats to start with hey? Port forever 119
>>157971025nah but seriously though hey i don't think in jungle language mate
>>157970960AHHH ME LEG AHHH IT STINGS AHHHH
my interest in paying off my mortgage are at an all time lowwhat's the bank gonna do? kick me out of my house? come and try it
>>157971522>what's the bank gonna do? kick me out of my house?Yes>come and try itIs that a threat? Perhaps the cops need to make a check on you to see if you have any illegal weapons
weird how society normalised mortgages
weird how slavery is bad unless it's usuryalso weird how we're taught in school how good usury and savings accounts are
>>157971602How do you get money for a house then? Save $1 million? You would never own a home then.
The Manchester City situation is crazy. The whole club could potentially be dissolved at worst. Meanwhile cats cheat and get only 2 or 3 Ken hinkley airplanes worth of fines. The system is broken here
>>157971128>port are a bunch of cheats>says the cats niggerdank and the weapon, dodgy jobs for the boys from cotton:on and morris, under the table payments, matching f/s picks in the 40s for generational players, stealing danger and jezza from shit teams and paying fuck all in return, and forcing a player to sign dodgy shit in order to sign his life away and turn him into the next chris benoit, and you have the gall to call port cheats? go fuck yourself catnigger, your scum club deserves to die in a hole.
this kid needs to be HUMBLED
is this what you mean when asking how I'm preparing protein? looks good for fending off manlets.
>>157971707Nothing we can do desu other than move somewhere cheapBoomers love the system and allowed this to happen because this credit based real estate market has overly inflated the housing market to insane levelsThey convinced retarded 25 year olds that taking on long 30 year long contracts that will last their entire life with a 5-10% down payment is completely normal
>>157971780You will only get pick 5 for butters and that's it. Port deserve some punishment for attempted draft tampering but the afl don't have the balls.
>>157971602they were probably seen as less of a big deal when you could pay them off with 1 person's salary in a few years rather than 10 years with 2 salaries
>>157971785he won the PGA Masters as well? doesn't look green, but I assume its just the contrast. wow elite footballer AND golfer. Incredible. How's Nick's golf game? whats his handicap? and his one-wood?
>>157971829your scum team deserves to be disbanded and relocated to alice springs where hopefully we'll get visit of bailey sniff and tanner bruhn the dirty drug addict rapist scum getting aids from being raped by a pack of abos for all the cheating they've done and you're upset that port wants to be fairly compensated for losing their best player? you are a piece of shit and deserve to be shot like the feral cat you are. fitting your club was named after an introduced pest that does nothing but destroy native fauna. the geelong jeets.
>>157971880>visit*visionit's a now win situation
>>157971830back then you could do a 50% down payment with a few years of work even high rates that they had back then wasn't really an issue boomer figured out lets reduce the rates and pump the value of properties up by 20x by convincing people it's okay to take up insane levels of debt to buy homes nowthis ended up skyrocketing home prices
>>157970654what's the big guys take on it though?
>>157971897no, you don't get it. rates were so high back then. it was hard because the rates were high. they were like, really high. ok? it was so much easier than now
>>157971917My grandparents still unironically say this. And say how they only earned like a $100 a week so it was even harder for them than it is for us now. And they say things like TV's and appliances are much cheaper so it all evens out. Boomers are fucked in the head from all the drugs and leaded fuel fumes they inhaled.
>>157971787>zoomers finally learn to cook>this is the resultwhy does everything need to end up in super autistic overconsumption?
yep and now they have figured out lets increase demand by importing millions of new people every year
>>157971880this is some fairly hilarious ragesperging.
>>157971956>it sucks to be you now but's benefitted us oldies enormously, so you see, it all evens out! you should be happy for us!they absolutely see nothing wrong with this.
>>157971996i'm not going to stand by and let MY pooties get called cheats by the kings of cheating, who beat my pooties in 2007 with the assistance of dank and the weapon and their suspicious roid injections. not really that angry about it, it's quite fun to unload double-barreled on a shit team like geelong (who port beat this year btw despite being trash). that loss is probably why this catnigger is seething over butters so much. scats fags take every loss to heart because they're like israels who think victory was promised to them 3000 years ago and every loss is an affront to their glorious club of cheats.
>>157971956The entire country is based around boomers as they are the largest voting block, they literally have more power in our democratic system.
>>157971973think of all the club memberships they'll purchase! it'll be a golden era for the AFL.
>>157971785I believe that jacket belongs to Mr Daicos
as much as boomers can't understand the current reality of life they also have some good points too, actually.
>>157971973The housing market is only of the very few things propping our economy up. Almost half of the Australian GDP is generated through government spending. The only thing keeping bread from being like $20 a load is the government spending wildly and inviting more and more people in to shore up the housing market. If it were to pop it would be an economic disaster. And the crazy thing is there is basically no opposition party to even vote for to change things.
settled on the keychron J4 keyboard. thanks for your input anon.
take the aus/pol/ sperging elsewhere blow-in, don't give a rat's arse
>>157971733>The system is broken hereBoth in the AFL and Australia
>>157972266np enjoy it fella
>>157971787>$48>a fucking circle
you must have slanty eyes if you care that much about what keyboard ur using
>>157972075Crisp
>>157972317god forbid a nigga has a hobby
the logitech MX master 3S is the best mouse ever madethey couldn't even improve it so they made the 4S worse
my only thing I care about a keyboard is if it can last for years and that I can see they keys in the darkidc about no fancy pants keychron gamer master dx mechanical master switch elite
>>157972317it's a work-dictated purchase, with a 150 dollar "purchase ceiling" As a dumbfuck tradie, I dont really care at all and what I know about keyboards you could measure against how many women you've had sex with and it'd be a close tie. so I asked /alf/, and /alf/ helped.
>inb4 why does a tradie need a keyboard to bang a hammermodern day hammer banging is different to your grandad's hammer banging.
>it's a work-dictated purchasebro really wants that tax ride off for his gamer gear
>>157972519>tax ride offvroom vroom to h&r block
the sneer of cold command
>>157972546can we stop at maccas on the way?
*be’s looking over my shoulder*
I don't care about cars, power tools, and so onI like music, art, literature, the humanities - that sort of thing
>>157972586such as
>>157972596The list goes on
>>157972596"such as life" thats the tattoo i'm getting like my hero ben cousins
>>157972618the entire 2026 fremantle dockers team should get it too
>>157972434once you use a mechanical keyboard you cant go backI get the silent switches because im not autistic enough to need it sounding like a mechanical keyboardalso fuck LGBT lighting, I hate when tech shit is flashing rainbows when its powered on - youre a pc peripheral, just do your job cunt
>>157972263Nobody wants to change things because that means recession/depression. Everyone is over encumbered house loan, car financed, business loan etc... The housing market is connected to the banking sector and the banking sector is connected to the finance sector. The financialisaton of home loans is more entangled and worse these days than back in 2008. Some are saying the whole stock market is overvalued not just the housing market.They don't want a repeat of 2008 which would be compounded by the oil crisis messing with cost of living, industry with diesel spikes and the financialisaton of the housing market. It could possibly be a depression if they blew up the housing market. So no politician wants to be the guy that triggers that. So they keep bringing in the pajeets to ensure theirs competition for housing driving up the prices artificially. Also 1 pajeet = 1 economic unit that the politicians can go to the lenders and say give us a bigger loan we have another economic unit (even though it's unproductive) which means we can justify getting a bigger loan so we can do more government spending i.e. build more train stations to stimulate the economy.>tldr if the music stops we go into recession so they have to keep bringing in pajeets to prop everything up
>>157972586based last.fm user
>>157972642did you know that rainbow rgb lighting optional
AFL Premiership Winner 2027Brisbane Lions5.00Hawthorn5.00Fremantle6.00Western Bulldogs12.00Geelong Cats13.00Sydney Swans13.00Carlton15.00Collingwood18.00Adelaide Crows21.00Gold Coast SUNS26.00Melbourne26.00GWS GIANTS34.00St Kilda41.00Port Adelaide81.00North Melbourne101.00West Coast Eagles151.00Essendon251.00Richmond251.00
>>157972663what do you mean i can just do a 360 and turn it off if i don't like it
>>157972596tiktok, the patriarchy (loljk I cant even) my feelings, my spirit, my career, my BTSARMY senpai and my ofc, my MECCA delivery coming today *heart emoji*
I did a 360 and turned it off when they got rid of Robbo
Simple replies from simple minds
>>157972663I can get lgb lighting instead? now thats equality!
Say you won't leave me no moreI'll take you back againNo more excuses, no, no'Cause I've heard them all beforeA hundred times or moreI'll forgive and forgetIf you say you'll never go'Cause it's true what they sayIt's better the devil you know
>>157972694shit record from shit head with shit taste
>>157972677load up on bane nowliterally no team can beat them when it matters. only minnows like shitney and freddit care about h&a and qualifying finals.
>>157972677good odds for hawthorn before they get merrett they will be odds on once he signs
Pies denied bother the Tigers and Bane a 4peat >:)
Pies should be paying around $10 with Neale
>>157972663fuck up
load up on gunsand bring your friendsits fun to lose and to pretend
where do you see yourself in 10 years?
>>157972774make me champ>>157972807balls deep inside your sister
>>157972807balls deep in your daughter
>>157972677Iggs firming
>>157972834thinking they shock the world next year
>>157972807balls deep inside your son
>>157972850joffa please
>>157972807balls deep in clones of you, your daughter, your sister, your mum and myself in a brisbane lions - branded hyperbaric sex chamber 5000 harem edition.
>>157972807In an unhappy but convenient relationship slowly dying inside as the environment around me continues to become India, a destitute alcoholic or in the 5th dimension with the ayys
>>157972846you say that every year mate
>>157972879there will be room in my hyperbaric sex chamber for yourself, but you'll have to leave the flip mail-order missus outside to fry. clones are heaps better.
>>157972677Why did you space your post like that
>>157972887and one year i'll be right, in a good way.
>>157972900Is it ok to eat clones? Technically they aren't human like you and me.
>>157972936depends what biomaterial they were made from
>>157972936I mean theyunless you believe the human soul is related to your genetic code so a clone is not a new person
>>157972917crisp
Do ivf kids have souls? I'm not sure they do.
>>157972807balls deep in myself
>>157972985does it matter if conception happens in a tube or a pussy>?
apparently in Europe you can abort your child up to 12 years old
iggs matched collingwoods bid but lachie chose to be further away from his kids
>>157973032AWWW NICE ONE LACHIE CHASE THE MONEY LIKE YOU CHASED YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
>>157973024damn, could've murked half the posters here over the summer.
>>157972807close to being a millionaire and the fuck out of this shithole country
>>157973055based every indian call centre drone.
Remember when we played in China?
>>157973053lachie decided it was important to be with his new partner who relocated to melbourne for work
>>157973055Which shithole you headed to
>>157973084GOOD STUFF LACHIE MAKING MONEY INSTEAD OF MAKING PRICELESS FAMILY MEMORIES
>>157973085Grenyarnia
>>157973136I haven't accumulated enough Israeli entry and exit stamps to go yet. Svenborgia is my fallback.
>>157973055what country will allow you to come in once we all have digital global ID and all your 4chan posts are publicly viewable
>>157973171nice try glowdigger.
>>157965978Thinking this Butters fellow might be a kinda shonky guy.
We should go back to Wellington
>>157967836>Hangs around with gangsters>No one wants him at their clubhmm
>>157973205soulless garbage
>>157973222>rapes schoolgirls>scams his own teammates
>West Coast’s final offer for Lachie Neale was three years at around $900,000 a season, with some ability to make more. It was essentially the same deal that he has taken up at Collingwood
I am so tired but if I sleep now i'll be fucked tomorrow ahhgg
>>157973259bro it's like mid afternoon just have a kip
>>157969938Geelong's trade with Port would inevitably involve players. Do you really expect a team mid-finals campaign to be tapping players on the shoulder and asking if they'd like to move to Port?
they should play an anzac day game in turkey at 4:30am (9:30pm australian eastern time)
>>157973270Nah i don't have the discipline to wake up after 20-30 minutes and end up sleeping for like 2 hours
>>157973294Just have a 2hr nap that's a proper nap. Just imagine resting your eyes and lying in your nice warm bed. All rugged up and comfy. Just drifting off to sleep.
could go for another turkey plucking session
could go for another turkey slapping session
>>157973312I can't unfortunately. NEET life is ending as I have a job coming up :(
um actually it's Türkiye slap now
Just referred to freo as "Fred" in a discussion at workfinna kys myself
>>157973336>NEET life is ending
>>157973336have fun resuming the aging process again
>>157972362The side scroll wheel on the master was a real disappointment. Was expecting it to function like a normal mouse wheel but it's no where near that good.They need to bring back the MX Revolution's sidewheel. Now THAT was a mouse.
>>157973312corr, not tired at all but thats some hook right there.
>>157972677>6.00 - Western BulldogsNow this is some cope betting.
>>157973251He must really despise his kids. It's the only explanation.
>>157973388He just wants to be further away from the evil witch Jules and you can’t blame him. She never supported him or had his best interests at heart
>used to date a pajeeta 2 years ago>ended up breaking up because she was too scared to tell her parents she's dating a white guy because they beat her for not being married to pajeet>thinks she owes them for bringing her to Australia>wake up today to Facebook story from a mutual friend>she got married to another white guy
>>157973396No, the bloke is just a grub. You wouldn't be able to keep me away from my kids yet Lachie treats them like they're disposable mistakes.
>>157973403What did he have that you didn't??? This is unfair
>2007 trade period>Geelong trade Steven King, a 28 year old All Australian ruckman, to St. Kilda for pick 90>St. Kilda were direct rivals at the time with both in flag contention, but wanted to give the player their choice of club>King played for St. Kilda in the 2009 Grand Final against his old club Geelong>2026 trade period>St. Kilda is asking for at least pick 14 for Rowan Marshall, a 31 year old journeyman ruckman>Geelong are not St. Kilda's direct rivalsKinda disgusting the way St. Kilda operate desu.
>>157973429I don't know. It's not even that I want to be with her now, it's that she was supposedly too scared to ask her parents and even try, yet in less than two years she meets a guy and gets married.This actually happened 10 years ago with another pajeeta, where she couldn't introduce me to her parents or be public even though we were together for 2 years, because they wouldn't let her date before finishing uni. Then a month after we broke up she's publicly dating another guy on Facebook.My cope headcanon is that they blamed themselves/parents for us breaking up, so they promised themselves they wouldn't let it happen again.
take a time machine back to any date, say, prior to 2000 and show this to the first soul you meet.
Just imagine an icy cold full strength beer. Nice lager like Sapporo or something fancy like that. That refreshing feeling that only a beer can give you. Poured into a proper glass. It's Wednesday arvo but fuck it you say to yourself. Worlds fucked, games gone who cares anymore. Then you take a sip. That satisfying feeling and the alcohol starts doing it's trick all of worlds problems start to melt away.
>>157972658tabla x
>>157973414ok joffa.
>>157973464I've got some kirin ichiban in the fridge and a nice asahi frosted glass I pinched from some pub in the freezer. you've convinced me.
Haven't been drinking meTrying to lock in you see
>>157973464That’ll be $20 thanks
>>157973459are you asserting that you do not possess a soul or did not in 2000?
Winter is coming
>>157971785All he needs to do is keep making you seethe, Minnowman.
>>157973481i'm not asserting shit, mr literal interpretation of a common phrase in usage. pic related:
1 Hard Yakka 2 Bisley Workwear 3 FXD (Function X Design) 4 KingGee 5 Tradie Workwear 6 Steel Blue 7 Blundstone 8 Anthem Workwear 9 Ritemate10 DNC Workwear
>>157973512I've seen this room beforeAre you matt's mate?
>>157971785He may have all those awards but he also has a girly high pitched voice
>>157973514All my clothes are anko
>>157965978ummm why are clubs discussing trades outside of the official continental tyres trade period?
>>157972677This is spaced terribly. Put the relevant odds directly beneath the team. You had one fucking job.
>>157973527yes, and you still owe me 40 bucks.
My team's captain Darcy Moore didn't play at all this year. Does anyone know what's wrong with the cunt?Really could have used a tall defender who isn't liable to shit his pants at any moment
>>157973558he's got the woke mins virus
>>157972677might wait until round 4 when the odds for brisbane blow out and gold coast are preimership favs again
>>157973534Ick
>>157973558Moore played a few games this year. I distinctly remember at least one where he did a hammy or something in the first quarter and for some reason they kept playing him even though he was clearly fucked and then he missed like a month before injuring himself again shortly after returning.
>>157973512>>157973553fuck I really need a beer
>>157973558your team is shit at conditioning, really funny considering you only hire old blokes with fragile soft tissue injuries waiting to happen kek. bet neale spends at least ten games on the sidelines next year. 900k a year well spent on "staying in contention" with a list worthy of a retirement home
is melbourne bitter a meme or legit
Surely Essendon are unbackable favourites after winning the off-season yet again?
>>157973575ngl, its definitely hitting every one of those synapses, dopamine receptors, whatevers. fuckr who made that post has a diabolical sense of timing.
>>157973591off-season no but draft season yes
>>157973591>no dodorodosn will NOT be november premiers!
>>157973576they probably spend at least that on post-it notes or jizzsponges for the gym.
Need to start drinking beer out of a frosted mug again
>>157973576Please bee positive. I need my pies to do well or i'll be devistated
>>157973612devestated. devestated.
Unpasteurised Carlton Druaght from the big tanks is really good
DaveDraft would fit in well with you fuckhead spastic cunting retarded mongoloid retards
They tried to warn us and we didn’t listen
>>157973403>friend breaks up with girl or vice versa>said girl is married 1-2 years laterI see this all the time (not to me I don't have relationships)
>>157973403You dodged a bullet. Find a white girl
What's wrong with it really? Why do we have all these rules? Why shouldn't you have a beer on a Wednesday arvo? You're not hurting anyone? Who made this a rule? What's the point in life if you're not even allowed to enjoy it?
What happened to Bailey Banfield? Will the Iggs have a look at him?
>>157973626those ones in the pubs, all copper looking? those aren't real mate. I've installed about 40 of them in the last couple of years. its just carlton youre sinking.
>Peter V’landys’s mystery NRL grand final entertainment can be revealed: an emotional tribute to Jai Arrow as he completes a lap of honour to “You’ll Never Walk Alone”.>The Australian understands a group of eminent Australian musicians will sing the Gerry and the Pacemakers classic a cappella in honour of the South Sydney forward forced into retirement in May after being diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease.>It’s unclear who those musicians are, but they will be secondary to the Arrow tribute. While it won’t be as glamorous as Kylie Minogue’s performance at the AFL grand final last Saturday, the touching gesture is certain to pull the heartstrings of everyone at the game and watching on Channel 9’s broadcastPVL did it again lads. Made the afl look like mugs.
>>157973664sounds like a hipster pornstar name
>>157973677>Lets wheel out Jai Arrow again so we’re immune to criticism
>>157973677great way to bring everyone down before a big match
getting silverchair to perform would be a W. anything less is a complete loss of face.
>>157973686there's a jab you can get to boost your immunity. do it for Jai.
>>157973636yeah gotta be sharp and physically fit for mr shekelberg coinstien Work you're whole life so what the government takes your house through CGT and half your business as well. So their goes the ol retirement plan you're still doing cashies in your late 60's.
Sting’s from Newcastle
>>157973664Delisted because fred have moved on. Could still play afl at a worse club but I think he's having a kid so idk if he'll want to move anywhere, maybe iggs are an option.
>>157973709he did the afl granny a few years back.
>>157973709sting is a wrestler from america bro
>>157973664didn't the iggs miss out on a banfield father/son last year due to not enough list spots?
The Pies will be paying Lachie Neale $1mil when he’s 37
>>157973677>Guy with motor neuron disease>He will end up in a wheelchair, unable to move>Parade him around to the song "You'll never walk"That's up there with some real vile English football chants.
>>157973720yep
maybe they can convince these bad boys to reform
Newwy>>157973745>>157973745
>>157973677farmers league kek
