Piss missle edition
>get cucked by rival neighbor state>continue to cucksupport team>i-it doesn't count! t-they're a suburb of uskek LApacos desperate to find any escape from their 1-2 superteam and chorgersvery similar to burrsfags coping about indianaalso very funny since LApacos are trying to "own the poodrepacos o algo" on /mlb/ by talking about how they cucked the chargers from them
I suffer from autism.
I'm going to smoke a cigarette but it's okay because I will run 4 miles on the treadmill later
reminder that the raiders are BLACK coded just like the only good GTA game set in california>the other one was slav coded of all things, kek!
Chiefs won those games
>>157980312Is this you?
>>157980323So did the ball boy just straight up win this interaction? He kept the ball lol
>>157980322* * *
>>157980308You know that people in New York cheer for the giants and jets, right? It’s the same fucking thing
I'm already approaching Doomer mode
EL EM AY OH
>random seethe about NYCpaco never beating the allegations kek
>>157980331"Josh Hines Allen" is getting cucked left and right. First he has to change his fucking name after he realized he would forever be the 'other josh allen' and the other one had WON HIS FUCKING NAME and he wasn't getting it back. Then he gets clowned by a 130 lb autistic ball boy. Just wait next year he'll end up on the Jets
>>157980323Why didn't he just lay out that autistic manlet onto the turf?
>>157980346I doubt either team still has serious fans
>>157980357What seething? It’s common for neighboring states to cheer for each others teams especially if one is a suburb of the other
>>157980346Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>>157980356Based bulletin board material for my Chiefies
We're going to see a lot more of their melties and seethe in the next year as their sport goes into a lockout and cap btw, this is the tip of the plastic mexican iceberg
>>157980356GOFUCKYOURSELFKANSASCITY
>>157980356>Nick ShookHe's been shook since the super bowl
AAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So what was worse? Nine or the mayo incident?
I’m new to the NFL this year and thinking about supporting the Chiefs. I’m from Dallas area but everyone tells me not to root for the Cowboys because they’re stuck with shit owners. Chiefs are a former Dallas team and seem to be pretty good.Is this a good decision or are the better alternatives?
What's with chicago athletes and overacting? First gayleb now PCgay
>>157980429>I’m new to the NFL this yearI can’t help but think very little of any American man who says this
>>157980429There's a guy in my fantasy league from Dallas who was a lifelong cowboys fan who switched to being a Chiefs fanWhy is this so common?
>>157980437
>>157980429The Chiefs are en route to being the greatest NFL franchise of all time. Jumping on the bandwagon now is a little soulless. If you want to not feel like a poser, I’d recommend the Texans.
>>157980459I know a lot of men who still don't watch the NFL since the Mike Vick stuff.
>go to the doctor to get a steroid cream prescription for my phimosis>Open Instagram and see Why was this suggested to me?
>>157980475Former Dallas team that has a lot of Texas connections. The Hunts are a Texas oil family and neighbors of the Joneses, and the Chiefs best players tend to be from Texas like Mahomes and Jamaal Charles
>>157980459I'm 29 and I started watching football two years agoI didn't like it as a kid because I hated when my dad would scream during games, I just don't like loud noisesI thought I hated football but I just hated the screaming
>>157980554You sound like a sensitive young man who is too pure for this cruel world
He will cause a chiefs melty on Sunday
>>157980554You sound like a sexy young man who is too bussy for this based board
>>157980569No I'm just fuckin weirdI've gotten less bad though I can go out to louder places and actually went to a football game last year and enjoyed it a lot, I might go to a concert soon if they don't have speakers, like a smaller band who doesn't go for the loud stuff
>>157980501kekaroo!
>>157980607There are no sound webms on this board we're good
>>157980610>>157980554based autist bro. you are amongst friends now.
Which LA team is more likely to make the Super Bowl?
mina kimes with a swedish-german
>>157980616That's why i go to the 'arty
>calipacos seething constantly about texaspacos on /mlb/>claim they don't hate other pacos on /nfl/kek... KEK!even WORSEwhen you google "raiders move to las vegas" you find them crying about how they wont' support themnow they're claiming they're just a suburbKWAB
>>157980633Least surprising Kiwi factoid
>>157980636Vegas is a suburb of LA. 20,000 people commute between Vegas and greater LA everyday
who /fraud/ here?
kek humiliated by fucking vegastheir only historic team taken from themjust rootless plastic left, very befitting LA
>>157980624I think if 4chan didn't have a bunch of football people I wouldn't be nearly as into football
>>157980664>This 0-3 team is sneakily the most underrated team in the league
>>157980501You think youngcuck would've learned after that disaster against the Seahawks last year not to get so uppity lmfao
>>157980683not like they haven't done this before
>>157980625chorgers dead in the water
SUSPEND THIS SHITASS
>>157980748Errrrrmmmm blatant DPI non-ball knowing chuds and Kiwis? Our reply?
Just took a big stinky Justin Herbert.
>>157980664fraud battle coming right up
>>157980780crawl back into your hole
>>157980748none of this flopping shit will stop in any of the leagues until major fines and suspensions start happening, which won't be allowed
>>157980748cry about it more an then kill yourself faggot
>>157980664This shit doesn't make sense
>>157980780Bahamanon...... Tua still stinky cuhh
Raiders are still finishing last in the AFCW
What went wrong with Jadarian Price? He was seemingly placed in the perfect situation, drafted in the first round by the reigning Super Bowl champs, and heading into a backfield where the only notable back (Zach Charbonnet) was rehabbing a torn ACL.Instead, Price has been stuck in a three-back committee with Emanuel Wilson and George Holani. He’s had a fumbling problem, which is surely contributing to the coaching staff’s lack of trust. And what’s going to happen when Charb returns? Can he just not ball? Is that what it is??
>>157980835Remember after week 1 all the Hawktrannies were saying “K9 who??? :D” and now the queefs are only relevant because they have the best ground game in the league
>>157980780there's a couple pics of him out there fucking some cute blonde girl. he won at life.
is it a coincidence that Herbert’s decline started with dating Madison Beer?
>>157980835He's the biggest bust of this draft easily. Speaking of busts can we all agree that Cam Ward is a bust now?
>>157980831Cope and seethe, chorger
>>157980858>and now the queefs are only relevant because they have the best ground game in the leagueWe can never just be good, it’s always gotta be some cope about “well the only reason is!” We’re relevant because we have both the best coach and best QB in the league. Yes, we also now have the best ground game. You wish that was all
>Flores sama...... I kneel
>>157980912Kinom would never
>>157980897The mutt has fully regressed to Alex Smith tier and is nothing but a handoff merchant now. He was never the best quarterback and sure as shit isn’t now. If the queefs didn’t have K9 and that rookie they’d be cooked
>>157980897Did you just Unironically call Sam Darnald the best qb in the league? Are you retarded? Sam Darnald isnt even top 10.
>The mutt has fully regressed to Alex Smith tier and is nothing but a handoff merchant now. He was never the best quarterback and sure as shit isn’t now. If the queefs didn’t have K9 and that rookie they’d be cooked
>>157980931We threw the ball more than we ran it against the Colts (our last real game) and Mahomes threw for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns. This narrative that all we do is hand it off is false, it’s just a legitimate part of our offense for the first time in Mahomes’ career
How was Jim Harbaugh able to take shitters like Alex Smith and Kaepernick to multiple NFCCGs but can’t even take Herbert to one divisional round game? Has the game passed him by?
the fatal flaw of the jesterguild is their obsession with beating each other>lions rape the bears 52-20something>johnson gets obsessed with muh greatest offense of all time>forget the vikings exist>vikings antistrat the NFCN and will probably go 5-1 or 6-0
>>157980748He did a shitty job at it because that was obvious OPI
>>157980949The game has passed Mahomes by. He simply doesn't have what it takes to physically compete anymore. Before age 29? Now THAT was an impressive Quarterback. After age 29? Oh no...... We've seen how limited he is physically and thus it's exposed him intellectually
>>157980835as a seacucks fan, i will just say it was unrealistic to expect that a team that had been operating with a (talented) split backfield for years and was drafting an RB coming from a split backfield would be rolling with anything but a split backfield approach. macdonald was also always big on holani, but i wouldn't expect the average fantasy player to have known that.price is talented, he's explosive for sure, but he's had as many fumbles in 3 weeks as good ball protectors might have in a year.
>>157980966Herbert is just /weakmind/. He deliberately chose not to throw the ball to an open receiver multiple times against the Patriots because he was scared.
boy genius
>>157980984Gotta protect that thang or you’re not worth the risk. That’s why we had to move on from Carson Steele despite him being talented
>>157980897And the chiefs are in talks with Tyreek Hill. If the cheetah rejoins the chiefs theres no stopping them. It'll be like collecting all the infinity stones
>>157980858This Fucking retards told me to draft Price on fantasy
>>157980985I spent years telling /nfl/ this fact and nobody wanted to hear it. Fucking hilarious. Kiwi is always proven right in time mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157981021Who are they signing to play CB and Safety? Their secondary is bottom 5
>>157981009i still think about cmc fumbling in the sb
>>157981021If he’s still as good. I’m scared that he’s just trying to scam a team for one last payday before he retires. I’d much rather make a blockbuster trade for Justin Jefferson that sets us up for years
Fuck I thought it was Thursday
My Bungholes
>>157980931>handoff merchant Mahomes threw for almost 400 yards and 3 tds week 2. And 250 and 2 tds last week. I get its popular to hate the good teams and route for the underdogs but come on.
>>157981046>Hi George!
>>157980429don't be a faggot, support your local teamsuffering is part of being a fan no matter what
>>157980931>never been the best qbWho was better than him in 2022? Patrick Mahomes has been the best QB in the league since 2018. You just hate him because its cool to hate him.
>for you, m'lady
>joebaumsworld plannedparenthoodlmaooooo this faggot really got outdueled by superchud 9/11 denier 43 year old godgers keeeeeek what a bitch
This fag just spends his entire day doing this. I hope Andy is paying him at the very least
>>157980966Those qbs had teams around them. If herbert had a better supporting cast we wouldn't be having this discussion.
>>157981104Burrow got told “not yet lil boy”
>>157981103Sean Paintin'
>>157981103Sean Gapin'
>>157981103Why is the Bronkekadoodledungaroos locker room always so smoky and gay club seeming
>>157980797Why wont it be allowed? These fakers need repercussions
>>157980356>media actually picking >us My ambush senses are tingling, if this league were rigged this would be an ideal time for a rug pull.
>>157980982How is he limited physically?
>>157981161smol peepee
>>157981027Hawktrannies thought K9 was a system RB for some reason
>>157981161pea shooter arm and anal herpes
>>157981027He was supposed to be better. He's playing wrong.
>>157981158We always play down to Raidstinkies, the game is in LV and you’ll be way more motivated than us. I already told my dad I won’t be surprised at all if we lose. It’s just one of those messy stinky divisional away games
>>157981171He pretty much was. He usually missed holes on the inside that their other back would hit but he excelled once he got outside. I had him on my fantasy for the past 2 years and he never played as well as he is now
>>157980748Flop or not, it was DPI
>>157981191Back in the day we would call this a "trap game" and then some autist would get upset about the definition of a "trap game"
>>157981047He is just as good. I guarantee it. He'll be torching defenses just like he always has in no time at all
>>157981171>>157981200Eric Bienemy has reportedly done a lot of work on him, the first thing he did when K9 flew in to KC was take him out to dinner to give him a dressing down and basically tell him he’s trash. He’s almost certainly not the same back the Seahawks had
>THERE'S A KEKOLD GAME FOR LA ON THE 25TH
>>157981212YOU’RE the definition of a trap
>>157981175Pea shooter arm? Mahomes launches passes downfield with ease off platform
He's gonna be our Brock Purdy.And then we wasted 2 years of his rookie contract by re-signing that chucklefuck Baker Mayfield. I actually have no idea if UDFA contracts are 4 years like non first rounder rookies.
>>157981145It's a Sean Payton thing. He used to smoke up the locker rooms in New Orleans too
>>157981254I didn’t like what I saw from him. He has no arm strength
>>157981254Baker mayfield is a good qb. Better than that bum
>>157981145It’s called club dub, not something you’d know about
>>157981252Being able to throw deep and throw deep with accuracy are two different things. Mahomes can't control his balls anymore because his body is held together by glue. He used to hit balls 50 yards in stride but now? He either misses or sails it complete. It's sad to see
>>157981276Baker has gone full fucking retard for almost a year now. He holds onto the ball too long, he takes too many sacks, and is inaccurate as fuck.
>>157981287ACK
also Mahomes is gay btw not that there's anything wrong with that but he is
the big easy better prepare
>>157981302I've seen FCS college QBs throw better balls than that. This was merely a coverage bust
>>157981305It is literally you who is gay. Everyone says this
Patrick mahomes literally eats poop, i dont get why you guys discuss him in the genny
>>157981276>Baker mayfield is a good qb.
