pra falar tem q ganhar edition>schedule go check promiedos, don't break my balls>previous>>158056433
Burrior
vos no sos canalla. sos la puta de la afa
I was going to make a perro edition...
deportivo siesta is still on primera somehow
Reposting because I didn't notice the thread was close to bump limit
>>158069449I wonder [[[[[[why]]]]]]
>>158069600cabeça de nós todos
>>158069600Wow this image is so powerful and really makes you think, imagine if she was naked and her nipples were brown and her armpits really hairy.
>>158069600Being a blonde woman is the easiest way to win votes in Brazil. You don't even have to look good.
>>158069449every time you buy pic related you are unironically giving money to ignacio arce
>>158069662Wrong. You just need videos on tiktok and instagram, man or woman.
>>158069718True. But being a blonde woman takes less effort than that.
I failed both: being a succesful footballer and being a politician
>>158069757Don't be so harsh on yourself, Edmundo. Your career was great.
>>158069757Open tiktok and start making videos about owning the left or something and I'm sure you'll succeed
>>158069662Every woman in this country is fake blonde
I failed both: being a blonde woman and making videos on chikichoki
>>158069831oh really?
>>158069831It doesn't really matter.
>>158069848you can dye your hair and do a bottom surgery
Blonde asian woman with big tits, flequillo and glasses, wearing a tight suit with a miniskirt, the ultimate DEMONIA DO VOTOS GARANCHIDOS.
In brazil your ID doesn't say male or female, it says top or bottom.
bonairense calling someone else gay is crazythe hydrant pissing on the dog
If you call me a port*ño again I'll start calling you a carioca and see how you like it.
We won! Can we talk now?
im more loyal to my club than to my country
>>158070134Most definitely. I have no loyalty to this shitty country.
>>158070134What's your country? o.o
>>158070154Paraguay
>>158070170Okay then we claim Uruguay. No refunds!
>>158069413pecho culo cogido +22
>>158070033I'm going to say the p word
If you could include an international club to your country which one would it be? (besides the obvious ones)I'd have to include defensa y justicia on the basis of the name alone. Imagine a game of Defensa y Justicia against Flamengo. It would be poetic
>>158070218PERNAMBUCANO
>>158070218piroquinha
Deportivo Avicii vs Clube Do Regatas Corinchians isso ai é um jogo para na hischoria
>>158069668beats playing with bet money if you ask me
>>158070386Did Milei allow bet money in Argentina without restrictions?
I started watching an anime set in this god forsaken country
>>158070412i don't keep up with politics like that but like half the clubs in primera have a bet sponsor, or at least a company with bet on its namebet companies are really uncreative, they all use bet on their name
>>158070449Expected just like in here. And they are coming back before 2027.
>>158070134Naturally.
Copalib would want to fuck this
>>158070535ela tem tatuagem
>>158070554Brazilian culture is just tatuagem, protestantism and tráfico
>>158070569Not everything is nordeschi.
>>158070580Nordeschi is the last stand of Catholicism in Brazil.https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_de_unidades_federativas_do_Brasil_por_religi%C3%A3o
>>158070595that's not what the graph you posted says
>>158070535how is this dumb bitch 23 and already makes more than me
>>158070632try this >>158069806
>>158070628wym? 7/10 of the most Catholic states are in nordeschi, 0/10 of the most protestant states are from there.
>>158070632she's not afraid to stand her ground and fight for somethingyou're literally in a forum simply because you can post anonimously
>>158070715Don't be mean, we are all friends here.
>>158070715so because im here i must be a neet and do nothing with my life? oh silly me
Sentiu
wow that mono kinda flew off the handle didn't he
>>158069753>vc gosta de paçoca
>>158070535>cries about trons on instagram>gets electedIts just that easy being a right wing polítician
na real hj em dia eu digo sem medo de errar, que A Érica Hilton irá torrar 40% da fortuna to Soros em posts anti Bolsonaristas caso o Flávio ganhe
>>157847673 >>158011585well well well, looks like betGAWDS win again
>cries about arbitragem>wins copa do brasiuIt's that easy being palmeiras.
>>158070813maybe try appealing to the youth in short format content? or you can continue giving lectures about horkheimer and intersectionality. maybe that will work.
>>158069527Mainly because there're two teams that are remarkably worse.
Many such cases.
>>158070850there's been several remarkably worse teams than riestra while they were on primera
>>158070837>to the youth
>>158070864Well yeah, that's why they didn't get relegated yet.
>>158070865boomers are young
>>158070864Argentina needs more relegations
>Seba Dominguez's team didn't loseHOLY SHIT!
>>158070877in fact south american millennials are some of the oldest people on earth. spiritually of course.
eu tou peidando dms, desculpe galera
isso é cheiro du feijão mais a gnt fica du boa isso desce pelo morro
>omg look how much mate I drink Social media was a mistake.
>>158071044>bolsonaro is a puppet of the (((paraguayan))) lobby
>>158070983porra cara tá insuportável o cheiro. para de peidar
>>158071058I'm drinking mate right now.
>>158071066nao posso mano meu buraco ficou incontrolavel hein
>>158071066Falta de respeito, né? Deus me livre...
>>158071077Mate dulce nao conta.
>>158071106No tiene azúcar te juro por mi Vélez no me deporte a Paraguay
>>158071044I only rate the Sosa from Vasco da Gama
>>158071155Parabéns Boca Juniors pela taça "jugamos en la selva amazónica"
>>158071155>>158071169next attempt will be in bernabeu
Vasco will play in Tokyo and declare themselves campeones del mundo if they win
>>158071155is the nilton santos that bad or what?we played matches on synthetic grass before
Vasco will never make it to la cancha. Screencap this.
>>158071216The Engenhão is a perfectly good stadium a few train stations away from the Maracanã. They have no reason to do all this which only makes everything much funnier.
>>158071155TE COGIEMOS EN LA SIELVA PAPÁ
One day after the elections, how is brazil holding up? Did the bananas go up or down in price?
>>158071293vasco da gama is a sovereign institution and is willing to exercise its sovereignty
>>158071339the is a fire sale on beans
Ascacíbar is not biologically fit to play a game in the jungle. Pedrinho will have blood on his hands.
imagine being so submissive you have to ask for permission to play a match in a stadium
>>158071363ascacibar is unironically blacker than anyone on vascos team
He's white and ashamed of it
The ugly truth /copalib/ prefers to ignore: gordas have stanky breath.
esa copa e de lechete la tomaste toda chinwenwencha jajajaj
>>158071480fuuck the other day when gordinha woke up she talked to me and it was like she had swallowed a dead skunk
>>158071480AND their size makes your dick feel smaller
VE-VE-VE-VE-VELEZ CHADS!
>>158071505Do you think San Martin thought "oh no this big ass mountain makes my horse look small :(".
As far as I'm concerned people are split into two groups, we the good people who prefer membrillo and the opposite side the undesierables that prefer batata. Simple as.
>>158071363Ascacibar went back to his lesbian haircut though.
>>158071615How does this affect Bokita?
>>158071633They probably prefer membrillo con nueces or batata con dulce de leche because they always gotta muddy any dichotomy to generate a distraction.
>>158071615I agree with this statement, we should kill all batateiros.
Membrelo e queijo vai fazer meu pau crecer muito muito
fuck a.nal
>>158071685This is what my grandma used to tell me whenever I didn't want to eat more.
Cerro pequeño is losing again.
>>158071044I love how these idiots celebrate this like it's a trophy, without thinking about the future consequences.
>>158071763Bruh has a saco de laranja on his head
>>158071763is he ok
>>158071807Not really
Cetré siete y los demás que la chupen
Los jugadores argentinos dejan en sangre en la cancha... por eso la albiceleste siempre compite en la Copa Mundial
?
>>158071763>>158071815AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Maravilhosa corrida and GOLACOOOOOOOOO
>>158071979i mean it's fucking GEM but it was real smooth still
don't care still voting lula
>>158071979Cuidado, Flamengo. Cuidado con Estudiantes.
>>158072063Bro it was yesterday...
>>158071979every goal in argie league is a bumba meu boi inside the box or a entregueda bizarra like thisthen they play flamengo who can be focused for the entire game and say they lost because of the financial gapyou guys are playing literal amateur teams wtf is this
>>158072126>you guys are playing literal amateur teams
>>158071979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI70XHNijc8https://x.com/futnostalgico/status/1775156770467381364
>>158072126Estudiantes could beat most Brasileirão teams by spamming centros.
A chiquitapizaçao do futebola
O Diego Souza é A) Pipoqueiro cariocaB) Carioca pipoqueiroC) O Menino dos gols inuteisD) O retrato do jogador mediocreE) A diferença entre o fracasso e a vitória
Diego Souza owes nothing to Vasco. He won the club's only title in the last 25 years.
Diego Souza doesn't care about black people.
DIEGO SOUZA ME CHUPA LA PIJAAAA
>>158072373carioca?
should i buy pbr
>>158072506https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DKQMDZCWGaw
>>158072148seeing chiqui in low resolution makes me think of wolfendoom
>>158072553mas a copa do braisl começou ficar dificil a partir de 2016 nao foi?
>>158072878Todo campeonato é difícil pro Vasco
We lost again and torcida is gatered at the exit of the stadium to kindly advice the team to maybe start winning
>>158073148ACABOU O AMOOOOORISSO AQUI VAI VIRAR UM INFERNOOOO
>>158071155very, very gaythey should play at sao januario at 3pm like in the olden days
10pm, surely there will be no reasons to despise vaskek today?I was wrong again
>>158073952the guy telling the old man with a vasco shirt>Pode votar sem titulo?
>>158073952>partido missao Is that how you say miso soup in portuguese?
>INDIA BEAT COLOMBIA IN THE MUNDIAL OF TEJOAAAAAAAAH ETERNAL CHOKERS
wtf...
>>158074213Powerful
>>158074213I'm so hopeful that maybe, just maybe once we destroy PT with this congress we can reeducate these animals and make them usefulLule lost votes in all of their states, it won't happen overnight but it's possible
Brazilian hate nordeschinos more than they hate argenchinos
>>158074407Bahia is a shithole, literal Sudan-tier shithole, and they reelected their governor. They are bioweapons programmed to obey PT and eat farinha.
well I mean they love us
>>158074544who wouldn't
>>158074445It's just a very vocal group of people.
picture this. football match. random villeros vs. random favelados. who wins?
>>158074847The thing with peladeiros de favela is that they do too much firula
well well well
I just realized they killed /t/
>>158075219you mean /r/ right?
>>158075219meaning what? works on my machine
>>158075239Yes, that. What the fuck?
>>158075267I don't recall any official info on why, but many say it's because of deepfake laws
road to another copalib victory for mengazzo
THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>158071216Yes. Far away form the pitch, bad design for watching
>>158074407Nah, the congress and senate were always right wing dominion and look where we are
>>158075856again with this cope?
>>158075856yeah, bro, things have always been like this, nothing changed, shouldn't even bother voting let alone voting against lule
"Nilton Santos is a terrible stadium. Too far from the pitch and poorly designed for our tastes"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fjY1DQF1gsI
>>158075997>quotesare you a tourist?are youare you a tourist?got any cash?where are you from?are you from twitter?are you from facebook?are you from instagram?where are you from?are you from reddit?are you a tourist?
todaymy NT dies in my heart
Cuidado con Benin
>>158076093heheheh benin
>>158076153First time seeing these niggas' flag
>>158075856Brazil never had a chance
>>158076445Sossega, viado
a CIA, o mêo, é tudo culpa da CIA, o mêo
Lula debutó con un pibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqkcRBQjdHcLiterally impossible to watch a game here. Botafogo should find a better stadium like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IOsDZ6MHusIt might lack seats, a roof, an arquibancada behind the goal, bathrooms, but it's not bad like the Nilton Santos!!!
>>158076575you talk like you even go to la canchau not fooling anyone niggaa
Brazukian elections be like: empachi
Fucking macaco louco has more proof to be en la cancha than most Brazilians here except the Colorado who always posts and I believe a guy from Paraná or Minas?
>>158076598fagaco louco didn't even go to the game, he catfished the other anoninho
falencia
if he was brazilian he'd be anner flatulencia
kek'd that's the only good post you ever made
it's easily top 4 worst posts I've ever made
no, it's great
with Messi's retirement we enter a new millennium of darkness
>>158076864stop with this modesty, don't be a peida tímido, you know the silent farts are the worst
>>158076885argenchina will join the brazil-italy-uruguay school of WC irrelevance
>>158076890>England is so irrelevant that it's forgotten among the irrelevants
>>158076908they're different because they were never truly relevant
>>158076918And uruguay was?
>>158077010ancient history is still history
rate my membrillo guaymallen
>>158077051it's already been bitten, your factories don't do any quality control? this is unsanitary
>>158077075don't worry the guy brushed his teeth
I aint watching tonight's match I just thought I would let you all know
gonna have to sleep with my window open because i can't stop farting
>>158077134dick move bro, making the air stink for everyone outside
>>158077129I wonder why.
>>158077173>no hava nagiladropped
>>158077075In Argentina, they sell premium alfajores (roughly 1.8x the normal price) that come bitten by attractive women. They even have the ladies on the wrap so you can choose the one you like the most.Trust me, I lived in Buenos Aires.
>>158074213será q a vida é boa e pacata nas cidades do interior do maranhão, ceará ou rio grande do norte? o que tem para fazer nessas cidades?Povo bebe e dá tiro pro alto ou as crianças brincam livremente?
>>158077173can't we piss off trump so he drops a nuke on buenos aires or something?
>>158077269Interior is the same everywhere, even though people like to pretend it's not so.Prefeitura employees are the aristocracy, cousin sex is still on the menu, people kill each other over blood feuds and verbal altercations, and the most important event in the year is when the prefeitura pays 15 million reais for a B-lister sertanejo singer to perform in the main square.And if it's not already happening, there'll be a proxy war between CV and PCC raising the city's murder rates to Central American levels in a few years. The gangs are called something silly like Caboclo Raram and Batfamília.
Supplemental reading:https://www.bbc.com/portuguese/brasil-38917335.amp
he's posting blacked porn again
>>158077318>Caboclo Raram and Batfamília
BOCA SHO TE AMO
>>158077706this is me
Admita
>>158077804demonia
>>158077804Ela deve chupar como se fosse morrer amanhã
>>158077901these english to portuguese translations dont work well
>>158077908Help me, nigga
ajuda
I hate females
We play today btw, won’t be watching
>teehee look at how much I don't care uwuThese niggas don't know what to do for validation anymore.
Go watch Argentina vs benin while you lick chiqui tapia’s ballsack, no, better, suck his dick while you re watch argentina vs burkina faso u-23 scammed edition. Fucking retard with zero judgement
sentiu
>they call being exposed sentirVen y sienta esta, pedazo de cacorro
Good morning btw
sentiu e gostou
ja rezaram hoje por acordar com saúde?
>wake up>remember we won>day saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e8--IK_1eY
>>158078356>hot girl tem tatuagem>gorda não tem tatuagemExplain, has been /copalib:/ wrong all along?
never ever listening to a nigga who's completely bald in his 30s
You are trying too hard to fit in.
>>158078382the thruke we all knew: tatuagem is actually good for youBIG CLEAN BODY has been trying to deceive us all the time
>baldie replies in less than a minute
a este chupetin ya se le esta viendo el chicle
>>158077804No way
>>158077318Accurate description
>>158077804a girl like this will never be alone meanwhile a guy like kogos is cursed, such is the way of life
O cara mais louco que eu conheci? João Durão, aquele negro era louco, sem boné
bro is a machine wtf
>>158078544Glad for him, he should never set foot in the gracias guerreros team EVER AGAIN
Never relax
Unsure if make coffee or mate
>>158078596mate and then make coffee
>>158075940Gato
>>158078602i-is he ok?
hello sirs, please support us today
didn't know Romanians had their own version of Los Palmerashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
>>158078596>mateDo you hate yourself?
>>158078629I do but thats not the point
>boss tasks for today are doing the same shit I did today but didn't push to githubI guess it's free day for me then
>>158078611not really
>>158075397>>158075561>>158075391
estoy perdiendo mi pelo
>>158078691that's not super sentai...
I have a meeting in 10 min and I need to poop
>>158078716take the meeting to your bathroom
>>158078712>lion losing it's mane>poor thing, must be sick>man losing it's hair >totally normal goy
what's the ideal masturbation schedule for someone who has sex a couple of times a week? I've found jerking off every day doesn't help but neither does holding it in all week, and jerking off without ejaculating is not a great idea either
>>158078921just don't touch yourself 2-3 days before the act to build a good reserve
>>158078921Whenever I have sex I don’t feel like jerking off at all, you might be sick
>>158075856nem a pandemia mudou a cabeça da galera. já era bro
>STILL buckbrokenget over it already
>>158078965Tbf it’s fun as fuck to read these posts and it has only been 2 days
Recoleta
>>158078997eliminated san lorenzo
Good morning, I’ve heard this groups has some of the best patriots the country has to offer, we have a huge opportunity for the next election if you give me a minute I could explain it to you…
no more communism and new taxes thanks
>>158079010naive
>>158079015naive because i don't want to get new taxes shoved up my ass like your buddy did during all his terms? that nigga is a one trick pony, thinks himself some new age getulio vargas and believes taxing all of us to hell is going to turn brazil into the next US
>>158079027naive because you think just because it's a bolsonaro monarchy you're not getting new taxes
>>158079034with the 'bolsonaro monarchy,' as you put it, i might get taxed more but with your man it's guaranteed so I'm thinking I'll take my chances, cheers
>>158079051lol, lmao evencheers mate
Bolsonaro Hipotético vs Neymar Hipotético os dois a 80km/h
>my israel puppet is better>no! my israel puppet is betterwhy are normalfags like this
lula is giga antissemitic thoughbeit
Le fascism Boogeyman
Almuerzating with my homie, what y’all up to?
>>158079098BEANS, looks pretty nice desu
>>158079098
>>158079075and that's a good thing
>>158079104He’s envy because he got no homies to almuerzate with
>>1580789210 at all
>>158078921>neither does holding it in all weekWould it kill you or something?
>>158079140no but it didn't improve sex so it's pointless
>>158078712Fr?
>>1580790102070 e a galera ainda com medo do lula comunista
>>158079150It improves the quality of the sperm because the actual cells have times to improve, iirc two weeks is the sweet spot but this only matters if you want to make more /copalib/ers
>improve*MatureBrainfart.
>>158079160>if you want to make more /copalib/ersI'd rather have my team going to la B
>>158079170Again?
Paraguai only had right wingers president is that the reason they are the south america norway?
>>158079173and staying there
their right wing president lost the war and killed half the males in his country
>>158079175Paraguayan excellence
you lost tranny>>>/int/bra
Data fifa today:(
For me, it's Dutch soon-to-be legend Zépiqueno Redmond.
>>158079245@grok is this real?
>>158079250Apparently his dad liked City of God
>>158079256https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z%C3%A9piqueno_Redmondit actually is real, lmfao, holy shit. how would does one live with a name like this?
>>158079190Kek
uh... dinobros? explain yourselves now.
Maxi gol
These niggas conceded to India
Uruguai will score 3 gol now Uru 9-1 india
>>158079320Ainda sou o culpado?
>>158079320why are indians like this?
lula
>>158079381They arent maidenless
lots of barks for nothingfeijoadas
>>158079381Kek they are just like us.
