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cowboys are bad
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>can't even handle the bucs
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shit teams
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Jerry lost the Micah trade
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Where do pirates put their buccaneers?
Under their buccanhat!
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>IT WAS 7-10
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YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AMERICA'S TEAM™ WTF
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bakey makinm quakey from the bench
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-1000 izzat to dem sois
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the NFC East is such a shitshow that the Jameis led Giants are the best team. But, honestly? It's kino.
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>losing to JD10

Yeah this shit team isnt making the offs
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>>158107643
India’s team, actually,
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Cowboys' defense is terrible
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>Cowboys defense
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>getting dogwalked by the winless buccs and a rookie no name qb
Cowbros....not like this....
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bucs are absolutely cap trapped. even if they move on with jalon they have to pay that fraud for 3 years.
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>>158107628
dem buc broken boys
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Just went indoor rock climbing and I was absolutely poop at it
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How do we fix this?
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>feeling pretty good rn
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the cowsissies were favored by 8.5 points
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KU bros, we finally have a NFL quarterback back...
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Cowbros. We are never gonna make it unless Jerry dies and his son hires a GM.
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>>158107668
>we
we beat you 3-0 in soccer
you dont get to swap sports
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>>158107623
they're losing to an 0-4 team's backup qb. this is a level beyond bad
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Do the Dallas defense players know they need to stop them from scoring by tackling?.
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>>158107650
>le funny black coon

Tiresome.
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Bucs are good for 2 more touchdowns
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>>158107653
Reminds me of that tragedy
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***ALL TIME NFL BLUE BLOOD FRANCHISE RANKINGS***
1. Dallas Cowboys
2. San Francisco 49ers
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
4. Green Bay Packers
5. New England Patriots
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jerry maybe its time
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Al Michaels apparently played Ms Pac-Man
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The "All 22" view is so fucking GOATED. All broadcasts need to do this.
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FOOOOOOMBLE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
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JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
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No fucking way
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PENIS POOPSHARTSCOTT
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>>158107650
No way in hell
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KWAB 3X
ITS A NIGHTMARE
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oh my fucking god
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FOOOOM
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FOOOOOOOMBLE
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HOLY. KWAB.
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FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
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FOOMBLE
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the only way jerry jones can win is if he has a cute daughter taking notes on the sideline
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>foom blescott
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LOL

and i repeat...


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FOOMBLE
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Holup
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KWAB
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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insane lmao
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FOOOOOOOMBLE
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lmfao
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BUCCANEER SWEEP
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KEK AMERICAS TEAM THEY SAID
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How much worse is it gonna get for Dem Boys?
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>dallASS
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Being a Cowboys fan is a humility ritual
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TAMPAS KILLING THE COWSOIS LMAO
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F in the chat for Dak, damn.
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>getting bodied at home by the winless Bucs

Catastrophic loss of izzat.
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Buccs woke up and decided to play football this season.
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>tfw bucs just eliminated themselves from the Jeremiah Smith lottery

feels bad man
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>Texas spaghettifest
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Say his name.
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What a fucking pathetic franchise
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I stand corrected. Bucs are good for 3 more touchdowns
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elemayoh
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>0-4 team
>Thursday night
>on the road
>crowd is on their side
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HELP IM FREAKING OUT MY COWBOYS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
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>>158107755
saar... they are saving karma for the next life
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always love it when guys point in the wrong direction to say that their team does not have the football. I see you Bucs 84
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>>158107691
Pats should be #1 with a power gap after
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alright SURELY they get a stop here after that sack
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wtf my chicano cousin told me the cowboys were a great team, if not the best, what's going on?
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KEK
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>black QB
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Al Michaels sounds like he hates football
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HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER
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>>158107763
BLACK NIGGERSCOTT
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>158107653
Goose is loose baby
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>>158107784
you just know
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Why do teams always shit the bed in prime time?
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>>158107608
The absolute state of the cowmoids
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>>158107758
You mean the Arch Manning lottery
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FOOOOOOOOMBLE
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>>158107784
lemme guess she fucks the dog
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THEY GOT THE FIRST DOWN?
LMFAO
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Wait since when has Baker Mayfield been black?
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It was 3rd and twenty one!
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Holy shit nice throw
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*gasp*
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3 and out good
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tampa what the fuck
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>>158107800
you just know
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Wait when did Jayden Daniels get on the Bucs??
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>>158107744
The target audience of that hoodie:
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Cowgirls, not like this!
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Wow
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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JERRY WORLD.
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LMAO HOW CAN THEY LET HIM GET THAT HAHHAHAHHA
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EVERYONE START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>158107670
kek
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Reffies are STEPPING UP!
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Jalon Daniels > Jayden Daniels
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Bobungo Obuka!
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Just put 100 for 310 payout on Cowboys. Dont let me down faggots.
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Defense? Hello?
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>>158107796
>Why do teams always shit the bed in prime time?

My Falcies don't.
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BAKEY HAVING A LAUGH
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>>158107798
the bucs are not drafting a fraud QB they have enough of those.
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Someone needs to be fired after this
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>>158107818
Why do Asian girls act as if they’re almost entitled to a white penis?
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>>158107763
>Ack Pisspoop
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Honestly you should fire the DC and firing squad for everyone on defense
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Is Jalon Daniels the truth?
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>>158107829
Gambling is for fags
Are you gay?
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>>158107784
My girlfriend looks just like this
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>>158107827
Amazing what a QB can accomplish with a fucking o-line
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ONE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
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The check will clear, boiz. Just you wait.
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hol up hol up dont the cowboys' have Porter Jr on their team
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It's time to admit the Browns won the Watson Mayfield swap
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Someone is getting axed by Jerry
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w0w cade otten remembered how to ccatch 0_0

>>158107845
hope so. al
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>>158107852
TWO NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
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>>158107833
Stealing money, the bum
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>>158107866
THREE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
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Why is geico recycling ALL of their commercials? Are they going out of business?
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I wish I had money
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is it time the NFL stepped in and did something about the Dallas Football Cowboys?
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ITT: "hey I remember that guy"
Coby Fleener
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Baker bout to be the most well paid backup ever
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Jesus christ Dallas...
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HOL' UP
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>>158107848
How do I get a white trash gf anon?
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>>158107865
>>158107845
although i'm not excited about the prospect of a nigger QB for the next 10 years.
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>put everyone back on 3rd and 20
>they still get a first down on a wide open receiver

This cowsois defence is generationally bad
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nice night for a good ol' fashioned Cowshits hate watch
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>>158107874
FOUR NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
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>>158107874
4 nothings wrong w/ me
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>>158107890
Sell drugs
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>>158107879
Might as well. It's clear to anyone with eyes that they aren't winning a Super Bowl any time in the next 30 years.
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>>158107840
The vast majority of people who move the America are economic migrants and therefore feel entitled to fucking everything.
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>>158107890
Just be yourself
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Talking heads and spee posters tried to tell me the cowboys defense was going to be good.
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>>158107835
Any owner would have fired Schotty after Baltimore but Jerry doesn’t wanna pay for a real coach
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That Halloween Geico commercial was playing when I was in high school 20 years ago
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>>158107886
WE DEM BOOTY BLASTED BOYS
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>>158107896
>>158107899
FIVE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
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Dak can't win with these cats
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>>158107876
Why are you so uptight about saving money?
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>>158107914
One of the least offensive insurance commercials, so I'm okay with it.
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>>158107899
ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
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Oh no Dallasbros this cant be happening
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Imagine nutting inside the GEICO foid who wants to get in the car
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>>158107882
kerry rhodes
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It must be weird to be Jerry Jones' age and know you're going to be dead soon.
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kek love twitch chat for this
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JERR6 JONES CRESTFALLEN
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>>158107876
I think it's been long enough where nostalgia is a factor (haha remember THAT commercial what a knee slapper) and it's probably even cheaper than AI slop so why not
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This would be a blowout if the Buccaneers didn't keep shooting themselves in the foot with endless penalties
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>>158107846
You'll know at the end of 4th
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bucs are stuck with baker on the payroll for at least this season plus 2 more.
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>>158107943
im betting $100 they win the superbowl the year he does
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What the fuck are these plays?
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>>158107943
He's too busy thinking about glory holes
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>>158107650
> the colts get 4 free wins against them this year
They might finally get a playoff spot again
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Jerry Jones looks like he's about to use force lightning and kill someone
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>>158107936
SIX NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
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I don't think I'm choosing Texas anymore
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>>158107882
Riley Cooper
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>>158107949
>lonesomecowboy21
What an almost comedically gay username
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>>158107927
Meiko-sama...
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As a cowboys I have literally zero memories of us ever being good. I truly hope Jerry jones dies in his sleep tonight
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Jerry status?
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>>158107978
I'll fight every...
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>Cowboys have given up 20 points in a record number of consecutive games
lmao
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If the bucc had a white qb available they would look elite tonight
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>>158107982
Do you think Elon is going to be any better?
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cuckaneers
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Bros, are the Cowboys frauds?
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>>158107965
They might be able to trade this kid to someone in the offseason for a pick or two
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>>158107978
Oh I remember him well
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>>158107974
based
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>>158107936
2 somethings got 2 give
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>>158107983
awaiting his 9nth heart transplant and fresh transfusion of goyim baby blood after tonight
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17 unanswered points
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>>158107987
It’s not even totally on the defense. Offense and special teams fuckups are what turned this into a blowout
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>>158108015
fat BITCH
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>>158108015
>tfw no chubby azn gf
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did.....did that Amazon commercial show 2 dudes fighting then gooning off-screen???
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Just sucked the life force out of several newborns and transferred it all to Jerry
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>>158108015
I would

>>158108023
I would force you too
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>>158107997
either way they will get no luxury spending. from one overpaid QB to another.
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>>158108015
fucking WHO
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this is only a 2 score game

cowboys will win this by 10
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>>158107653
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>>158108039
No you wouldn't pussy
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YOUR 2-4 dullASS CowSOIS.
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>>158108045
Probably
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>>158107668
>we
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Is Jalon Daniels this year’s Brock Purdy?
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SEVEN NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>158108040
3 years? damn that's solid
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>>158108045
>cowboys will win this by 10
But it’s already 10:30?
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Hey guys, did you know that the Cowboys are the best franchise in NFL history, and that the Philadelphia Eagles are among the worst? Isn't that a weird and interesting fact?
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Will he perform when he has money right in front of him?
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>>158107876
Why don't we get into that running car?
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Why does Dak get to say YEAH HERE WE GOOOOOOO while the rest of the qbs say colors and numbers
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That pass breakup was clean af
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Where the fuck was this the first 4 games?
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They can't get three yards I can't fucking breathe
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we don't post fat minas here
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>>158108080
Makes sense I mean we are talking about AMERICA'S TEAM they do have more Superbowls then the squegels
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>turn overscott
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Fans booong
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lol
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KWAB DORK PASSCANT
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>dak scotland
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>shit shitshit
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>dook poopchute
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Get these fucking BUMS off my TNF.
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Shameful display....just shameful
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>>158108108
You can't play the cowgirls 4 games in a row ya know.
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>>158108080
that's cool but that's not stopping this embarrassing smackdown
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Was Dak always this bad?
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>>158108108
i'm not hopeful but there is a non-zero chance we can win the division.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This is sad
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KEK getting ROASTED by twitch chat
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They didn't even try to run it once?
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
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>>158108104
It's his cool black cadence, black people are so cool
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HOL UP
O
L
U
P

WE SUCK ASS
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Dak can't win with these cats
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I STILL HAVE TO WAGE IN A CAGE
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OH NO NO NO NO
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>>158108136
yes
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This whole NFL season is just one big conspiracy to extract as much money from gamblers as possible.
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Yeah it's unironically over
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are they even trying?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>cowgirls getting their shit pushed the entire way in
This is a GOOD day
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The Dallas Cowboys will win this football game.

By the way, you may have noticed that the last two digits of my post number are the same. Pretty impressive. However, if you look closer, you'll see that it's actually the last THREE digits that are the same! Incredible!
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>>158108125
At least we were missing like 14 starters. What the fuck is Dak's excuse?
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGEEEE
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stupid cowboys can't keep the hospital bucs down ffs
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Leave it to the fucking Cowboys to help loosen Todd Bowles leash.
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>>158108143
IM STILL JUST A DAK IN A CAGE
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>>158108154
Gamblers should be impoverished
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>>158107608
>Smashing Pumpkins as the fade to commercial BGM
Unexpectedly based choice from Amazon
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WTF am I watching?
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>Dak's forte was blowing out and padding stats against bad teams in the regular season
>He can't do that anymore
How much was that extension again?
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YEEAAAH HERE WE GO

>misses receiver
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>>158108136
YES he has always been a fraud, racking up garbage time stats, racking up garbage wins, never winning anything that matters.
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>now make the Cowboys score 3 touchdowns so the chuds embarass themselves in 4chan again
>yes, now pass a commercial of a happy couple to remind them that they are virgins
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>>158108154
You might be on to something.
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fuck you cowsois
you were supposed to make us 0-5 and get rid of bowel movement for good.
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How's skip doing?
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>boobirds
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This is actually the first time I've heard audible boos at AT&T. So this MUST be pretty bad
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>Going for it on 4th down in the 3rd quarter on your own side of the field
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>>158108154
>this season
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protein cold foam is such a stupid gimmick holy shit just eat a piece of ham or something protein is so easy to acquire you dumb fucks
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>>158108164
It's joever.
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>>158108154
I mean you would of been retarded not to take the buccs in this game. They were criminally undervalued. Vegas overvalues QB health.
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STOP IT DAK YOU'RE BREAKING SKIP'S HEART
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I'm sorry, but did the Cowboys already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 3rd quarter. Does being down 14 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Cowboyss are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFL for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the Superbowl. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Cowboys are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 12-4 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Coyboyss wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Bucs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Patriots did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Cowboys topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>female reporters
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>fat sheboon single mother of the backup qb stuffing her face and licking her fingers with massive ugly press-on fingernails
lol
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Is it time for the NFL to step in and break up this flaming dumpster fire of a division for the sake of competitive balance?
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Oh lawd that black queen eating good!
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>>158108164
You stupid idiot. You had no chance at all
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>>158108154
Oh no, not the heckin' gamblerinos
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>wipes her snotty nose
>eats another nacho
Gross
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Holy shit, Bowles is keeping his job, isn't he?
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JUST GOT SENT NUDES FOR THE FIEST TIME!!!
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How did that fat cow breed a nfl player
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>>158108211
bucs lost every game by one score basically
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>wait till she's stuffing her face before you cut to her
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The Cowboys are going to hire Jim Harbaugh after this season. Screencap this post
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The reverse alarm keeps making me think someone's outside towing my car.
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>>158108218
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>>158108225
Fanger licking good
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>>158108224
The competitive balance has been insanely good for the past decade in that division.
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So Baker was the problem? Does he not know how to play complementary football?
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>>158108235
grats
now go close the deal
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>>158108236
The vast majority of nfl moms are fat
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>>158108192
Gotta burn clock some how
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JAYDEN WHO?!?!?! LMAO

JALON WORLD, NIGGA
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Is Baker Mayfield fraudulent?
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I'm sorry, but did the Cowboys already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 3rd quarter. Does being down 14 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Cowboyss are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFL for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the Superbowl. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Cowboys are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 12-4 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Coyboyss wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Bucs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Patriots did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Cowboys topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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cmon tb put em away
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>>158108235
nice
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>>158108247
She’s from Turkey and I’m in Massachusetts:’(
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>>158108236
kweens have elite athletic genetics that are being snuffed out by the gov and big food
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>>158108235
I wish I had some juice that u drink when u are happy.
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>>158108235
congrats bro dont get catfishd
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>>158108108
KEK. Bucks can't even tank for Arch Manning properly
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>dork pissquest
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>>158108218
I love this pasta very much
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>reffies keeping the Cowboys alive
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>>158108245
3 of the teams need a complete rebuild and dart is too reckless to stay on the field for his team
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>Sheboon still stuffing her face
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I would plap her and share delicious post coitus nachos and blunts
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Any spicy pics of this Kaleigh (or however you spell it)
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>>158108256
Are you seriously pretending to own a Trinitron?
I'm watching on a decade-old Dell LCD screen.
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12 penalties and we're not even in the 4th yet. Holy fuck Bowles, you have to right the ship or gtfo.
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>>158108235
>nudes
>in an age of AI slop and catfishing
retard
hope you lose your savings
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boobies
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Hi! My name is Anon, and these are my breasts.
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>>158108235
Nice, how big is his cock?
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>I'm a granny, and these are my tits
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>>158108269
Did he make it?
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>>158108262
This is how American black women would like if we abolished SNAP and EBT
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>>158108235
post them here, don't be a pussy
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>>158108261
oh well, its a good first step though, enjoy
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What would the score be if Baker was in?
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Oh lawwwwd that queen loving them og hot wangz
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>>158108286
He went to bed and was better in the morning
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>>158108275
My grandma just died and I have 30 inch trinitron in storage.
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>dook poopshit commercial while he's getting BTFO
kek. good move, prime.
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>>158108275
ive got the dallas radio call on with it buddy
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>>158108278
If you can't tell the difference between ai and the real thing maybe you are the retard.
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>>158108282
5 inch length, 6.5 circumference
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>>158108291
Nope. I’m a gentleman.
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>>158108269
is he ok
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even with dookie pisscott, hurts is still the worst QB In the east
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>>158108289
She's heavily mixed
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how bout them mumbai cowboys?
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>>158108289
she could SNAP my EBT if you know what I mean
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>texans will shit and piss their pants at ancient hindu god statues getting put up in their state but will willingly erect giant uncanny cowboy statues everywhere
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>>158108289
Is that the chick from GoT?
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>>158108305
based
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>>158108185
>now make the Mexican 5'6
>yes, now have him lose 3-0 to a country that doesn't even care about soccer to remind them that even their "best" is inferior
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>>158108303
Guaranteed some slop have passed by you without you even noticing you faggot
literally toupee fallacy
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>>158108302
you know it's free on twitch rite?
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>>158108311
I’d like to heavily mix with her, if you know what I mean…
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>>158108309
Hurts has a lower floor but a higher ceiling
Dick Picksix will just inevitably sink any ship jerruh gives him
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my jaguars would fucking clobber both of these shit teams
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>>158108235
die chad
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>inb4 60 minute 4th quarter
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Can the bucs go one fucking drive without a penalty on first down
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>>158108309
dak stinking it up with his whole roster available
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why does todd bowles always has that fucking look on his face
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cowboysisters.... what is happening
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jerry jones jumpscare
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>>158108344
Define a boysister
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>>158108341
like the sun is in his eyes?
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KEK the guards are beating the sox too
>ohio wins
>texas loses
where are you now longhorn faggot KEKAROO
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>>158108316
wow, that actually looks better than the original it's parodying
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go in MLB general
>BABOONE lol!! yankees suck

go in NCAAF general
>coach PRIMATE lol!!! coloardo sucks

go in bucs/cowboys general
>coach PRIMATE on the toilet bowel! lol bucs suck

why are you all so RACIST???
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>>158108353
A cubs/bears fan
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Lmao Jerry Jones looks diabolical
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>>158107608
good catch Cotton
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>>158108353
you know exactly what I mean... bussy this bussy that lemme know bitch
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>>158108341
thinken hard
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Bakerbros.... our job is at risk
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>>158108361
White america
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>>158108361
baboone is actually kinda funny given Boone is white
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Gotta be the most embarrassing defense I've ever seen. How are they even 2-2?
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Is Jalon Daniels this years Brock Purdy?
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>>158108351
Imagine pic is spoilered
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Jalon reminds me of a less shitty Jayden Daniels. Better physicality.
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baker would not have been able to convert that
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Where’s Baker Mayfield? Is he ok?
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>>158108382
I could be one of your kids
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>>158108344
Fate.
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>>158108361
lack of kweens to drain it out of them
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>>158108235
I got sent a dick pic from a random number a few weeks ago
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>>158108387
Everyone is the best QB in the NFL (Brock Purdy) against the cowsois
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>>158108390
how much money would it take for you to lick that really yellow tooth clean?
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>>158108399
Post it
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why was Jayden Daniels so hyped but not his brother? Jalon is definitely talented
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JALON REALLY BOUT DAT LYFE MY
NIGGAS

JALON GROWN HERE
BAKER FLOWN HERE

DIS AINT YO MOMMAS TAMPA BAY
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>almost heemed that Dallas Cheerleader
Kek
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>>158108394
his mislocated his bussy
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>>158108399
I'll send you my cock bb
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I'm glad the Cowboys' linebackers can't tackle for shit, because I'm tired of these onesy-twosy screens the Bucs are running. Fuck You Todd Bowles, you're not some intellectual offensive genius doing this.
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>>158108412
Draft scouting is cheeks anymore. Scouts overvalue wins and schools rather than QBs with good fundamentals and physicality.
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I was told the Dallas team is a postseason-ready team?
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>>158108399
It was me
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>>158108399
Sorry I meant to send that to my boyfriend

Go Cowboys btw
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>Al comparing this guy to Kurt Warner
Kek pump the breaks
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Lol cowboys gave up
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Qb 10 on the bucs is small as hell
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>>158107667
The hippy girls were laughing at you
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Is Jalon Daniels unironically better than Jayden Daniels?
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Todd Bowles is a genius
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ok a third Irving TD would be pretty lulzy lets fucking go
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>>158108412
dawg theyre not related
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Just watch the cowboys defenders before the snap
They look like absolute morons
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Predictions on who will be the last winless team?
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Bucs just grinding them down
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>>158108429
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>>158108432
They are completely ready to spend the postseason watching the other teams play.
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>>158108429
Bowles is a defensive coach and doesn't really have a lot to do with the offense, rare flag anon.
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>>158108447
There were no hippie girls. Just Chinese guys.
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>>158108461
People routinely mock Skip but I think being such an unironic homer is based, why be a fan of a team that you're not confident in
It's even funnier when they lose
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ALRIGHT but for real baker might be cooked in tampa
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>>158108461
>Skip Baylass
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CANCUN ON 3
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DIS NIGGA JALON FROM LAWNDALE BAYAHAUUAHAHAHAUAHA

HE IS LITERALLY EDP'S COUSIN ONG
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>>158108432
Did you read that in a magazine from 1992?
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Bro why run out. Burn the clock
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>>158108461
tom brady didn't beat dallas as badly as superstar QB jalon daniels
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Do players get a penalty if they bulldoze one of the cheerleaders?
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fucking go for it
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>>158108474
Homeboy in the back ZESTY
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>>158108449
Looks like Jalon can play a few snaps without getting broken like a twig which makes him better than Jayden.
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>>158108478
they just signed him to a big extension lmao
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Daniels probaly thinking he's back at college against some dogshit Big 12 team
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Do the Bucs team know they’re supposed to lose so Coach Todd Bowel Movement would get fired?
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Is he actually a good quarterback or is the Cowboys defense just actually that shit?
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Take the points and go up 3 scores, don't give them any chance.
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Too easy for the jaGAWD
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They should kick it. Go up 3 an let them run it down
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>>158108469
>>
bros i got sick 2 weeks ago, but still struggling to recover. low energy and now oddly having bad acid reflux as like a “final” symptom.

my doc just kinda said im good now but shit this is lingering. what should i do? i trust you guys. wanna feel like myself again for sunday
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Can I try out for the cowboys defense? I wanna get paid missing tackles
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awful decision, fuck get rid of this nigger coach
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So, who does Jerry Jones fire tomorrow?
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Make them need 3 touchdowns vs make them need 2 touchdowns and a field goal
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>>158108463
Lolphins
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>>158108508
>and there it is
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The Cowboys are going to give the Bucs their first win of the season.
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Baker status?
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This is a preview of the Titans-Toxins game this sunday
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>>158108533
Makin em quakey
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>>158108463
Chargers based on schedule
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Looked like he got it
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>>158108491
NFL died when they stopped showing cheerleaders on broadcast. Game is literally gay.
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>>158108476
When I climbed 10 years ago there were lots of hippie bitch climberfus. The country was a whiter place back then
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What the nigger fucking hell are you doing?
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>>158108518
Sometimes it takes that long to get well. Drink a ton of water, get sun and take vitamins
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he's in but it's too close to reverse
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I think he made it 2bh
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>>158108518
lots of vitamin c and some zinc
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KWAB
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He's in, reffies trying to keep this interesting
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That nigga crossed the plane before going down!
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THE CHECK CLEARS, GOIZ
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>>158108537
chargers will win this weekend unfortunately
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>>158108531
>choosing dem sois over the rams or raiders
kek dumb vtumor retard
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>>158107608
Why the actual fuck would you go in that situation? A FG at this point is just as much game over as a TD
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>>158108518
SDIYBT
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why not just kick the FG and make it a 3 score game?
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he didn't get in? bullshit
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Dallas will win now and Bolles will get fired
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still a 2 touchdown game and they now have to go 99.9 yards to score the first tuddster

it was the right move
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Gaped
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That's a touchdown
>>
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Just take the points ffs The difference between 14 and 17 with 8 minutes left is fucking huge
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>3 score lead? Nah
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Cowboys will come back now
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>>158108539
They still do sometimes its normally just a brief shot on a cheerleader saying hello to the camera coming back from break. Its rare but does still happen.
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Why wouldn't you kick it and go up 3 scores??
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KWAB What A Bitch (KWABWAB)
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>>158108511
Is 37 too old to get a boat and smash prime 19yo pussy
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We just need a saftey now
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Garbage time Dak loading
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How would Hank Hill feel about a Dak leading cowboys?
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>>158108544
Thank God that's not the case anymore.
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>>158108562
>black coaches
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Are we fucking serious?
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>>158108538
Sure did.
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>>158108562
it's fine. Either it's a knockout blow or forces dallas to make a 99 yard drive
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actually a safety would be so much funnier
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Is this the power of a black coach?
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>Cowboys TD
>3 and out
>Cowboys TD
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>>158108511
how do women look at this and then blame men for liking 18 year olds
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>>158108570
the right move is giving bucky the ball
>9ypc this game
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Genuinely might go down as an all time retarded coaching decision.
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COACH TODD BOWEL MOVEMENT
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Do blacks understand 3rd grade math
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>>158108610
They don’t. They just hate the 18 year old women.
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love the decision to go for it, but it's a bad playcall
do a little play action and
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finally a good replay
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>>158108533
Trade bait
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>>158108587
That’s actually the perfect time to start
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>>158108605
>Cowboys D getting a three and out
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>five or six inches
>defense got penetration
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>>158108587
No, but don't get a boat they're a money sink and never work when you want them to
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Dak will throw an int here, don't worry.
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Here's how Tampa loses
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>>158108636
But enough about ur mum lel
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bucs in prevent defense with 8 mins remaining.

dallas averaging 14 yards per DOWN RN
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Now Lamb is out
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This will be the game that gets Todd Bowles fired, just watch. Acting like 99 yards to go means shit against this QB and receiver core.
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Bowles genuinely deserves to be fired right now. Don’t even wait till the game ends.
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Should of kicked the FG, coach primate.
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Should be 31-10. Typical dook statpad time
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Holy shit the cowboys are gonna do it
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What did that guy throw
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Dallas has the opportunity to do something so fucking funny
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crying tears of joy bros
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>>158108659
Its Dak time to stat pad
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Now cowboys comeback is happening. Bucs fucked up
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>dvd sheep
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Come on Dak you got this
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>Prevent Defense after choosing NOT to go up three possessions
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>>158108670
>>158108670
>>158108670
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>>158108641
>Here's how Tampa loses
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>>158108668
what a bum
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>>158108637
I literally got a tractor today, don't need a boat
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fuck you cowboys fuck you I just lost my survival pool...what in the world was I thinking picking you to beat anyone
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>>158108080
NOT COOL delet this right fukken now
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>>158108325
Follow the script, chud.
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Why going for two lol
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Muh ANALytics
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>>158108580
That's racist and not needed
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>>158108080
>5 rings 0 rings
>5 rings 1 ring
>5 rings 2 rings (You) are here
>5 rings 5 rings
>5 rings 10 rings



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