Morales vs Prates is the only fight I care about. Best matchup in a long time.
I like pussy
Big "Dan" Miragliotta
>>158444713How will Prates react to a straight up gay nigga across from him in the octagon?
Imagine being the spouse/gf of an up and coming UFC fighter, gets cheated on, posts his cheating on social media and comes back for the money. Mrs. Salkilld where is your morals
Brazza I retire now no more creatine
>>158444907>Prates, fake gay that sometimes does zesty things for attention>Morales, big gay nigga that randomly shows up in dresses it won't even be close..
>>158444913nothing wrong with dick trapping some wasian hottie like her. Just dump her before you make too much money because she will get revenge.
>>158444941This is how women interpret height
>>158444713a loss is a loss. Mr. Morales is defeated
>>158444997Who dafuq is this?Morales is undefeated. Hes owned everyone he fights.
>>158445011michael morales, the WW gatekeeper
Michael Morales, the zesty WW
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8z_5ZtPzWI
Michael Zestrales
CHILLS
michael moor-icewho see-mar paul harris jake and logan paul
>>158445113undefeated: collecting souls
>>158444907>>158445067Honestly it depends the race.If a white fighter wore flamboyant clothes thats bright or girly colors they look gay or weird. Sean O'malley is a good example of this he looks weird and tries to hard with his style. It does not go with him. When a Latino fighter wears something bright or flamboyant it actually goes with their style. Masvidal wears pajama looking clothes, fruity colors and open chest shirts. Its normal to wear flashy stuff in Latino style. Morales is just dressing as any Latino would. Go to Miami and you will see a bunch of guys wearing shit like Morales or Masvidal
>>158445149I'm not well versed in latinxes, the males regularly wear crop tops and dresses?
I like eating salads wiht feta cheese!! I boy Gaythje!
>>158445149
>>158444985Women don't even know what 6' is because 5'10 men constantly lie about their height I'm 6'2. On dating apps I listed my height as 6'2. Women were always surprised how tall I was because they think 6'2 = 5'11
...
>>158445199Thats an ecuador tradition. Its basically like a holiday where guys dress as women and them get drunk and party. Idk its a weird holiday but every country has weird traditions.
>>158445282clowns suck but a doctor/lawyer clown? fuck off
>>158445284>tradition humans are also sacrificed but hey its tradition who am I to judge :)please join me in the cage operating with a different set of rules, while I assume you adopt the same cage values I do.
Morales is a coward
If one Kayla Harrison can hold you down two can rape you
>>158445282clown family
> It looks like he put 40 pounds in his ass alone.Joe really said that shit on the air, on the White House lawn during the fight.
>>158445358Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t consent to have sex with Kayla Harrison.
*gulp* hokbeastbros..
Muhdiq SoThique
seth petruzelli
Tatsuro Taira trick or treating with Max Holloway
Seriuosly though my dick is thiiiiiiiiick bapa
>>158445742Wow. Tatsuro Taira and Jerome Holloway linked up? Great stuff, awesome to see.
Whose resume is better Islam or Volk? The answer might surprise you.
miragliotta had bets running on the fights last night
>>158446073wow that's surprising
>>158446102
>>158446123ngl he and i have a lot in common
>>158446102Baste.
>>158446102Big Dan is a family man. Have some class
>>158445113Damn he really killed Pisslam
>>158446102>>158446123>>158446226Why don't tranny lover fags admit they are gay. Its literally just a guy on pills.
>>158446002Tatsuro has been cross training at hawaii. Found a better halloween pic
>>158446102he now follows 2k accounts i bet 80% is trans
>>158446102he knows ball
>>158446451And they are all dressed like anime! Like naruto and pink guy how wholesome
Big Trans Mirguhleeahtuh
I wonder if Holloway is an interesting person to engage in conversation with.
>>158446530>AYYYBRUDDAHSNMAYKEDURETOUSE DACODE: BMFANIME>AGAINTHATSCODEBMFANIMEBRADDAH>STAKEDOTCOMDISISLYKEDAHBESTUHTINGEVAH
>be kumshot >crotchsniff someone so hard that echoes of your deeds are still getting grapplers heemed
>>158446560Let's just say that when he speaks you have to listen closely
Mexicans confirmed to have best chins in both boxing and mma.
For the first time in history, the USA has won both the men's and women's freestyle team titles at the world wrestling championships.USA men ended with 5 golds and 9 total medals out of 10 weightsKyle Dake becomes the oldest American to win a world title at 35 years, 8 months old.Bowen Bassett becomes the second-youngest American to win a world title at 20 years old, beaten only by Kyle Snyder who won a world title at 19 years old in 2015.American excellence
wrestling is fake
>Moonman
test
HONDURASSSS my man long time no see
13 days until Gane fights.
>>158446771Looks like Im allowed to post again, uh oh janjan!
>>158446706Also, 5/10 of USA's men's team members are from Pennsylvania, which is America's Dagestan.
>>158446102Based Dan knows that cuddling your opponent for several minutes without the intention to actually finish the fight was too gay even for him.
>>158446706Kyle Daukus? Beast of a peach.
Kyle Daukus? wow.
>>158446431trans look, act, and present themselves like girls. gays do not
>>158446431fags hate trans queens you literal retard
Remember when figgy violated chudtoja
anything I have ever said on here is false and is done simply to just rile up australians. I hate them so much
Anyone seen the recent clip of Rampage cussing out Raja? I lowkey feel bad for him. Its no fucking wonder he chimped out with a parent like that. Really puts into perspective how fucked Rampage is.
Aussies revved him?
Click don't recommend on clip channels posting rampage or other nigger kick streams
Rampage Diddy Booty Jackson?Wow.
>>158447041>violent chimp with severe CTE turns out to be a bad parentNobody could’ve guessed.
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/hAy1Yo87XYU
just took a huge schaub and there was blood
Has anyone here ever shit blood before?
>>158447833get your bamhole inspected brazza
Why aren’t fighters ashamed for abusing weight classes? Like Tom Nolan should know damn well he belongs nowhere close to lightweight, but then he celebrates when he wins a fight. Like no shit bro you’re 6’3”, you’re taller than Josh Hokit and he’s up 4 weight classes from you
just took a massive schaub and there was loads of shit everywhere
Has anyone here ever felt like they were cumming out they ass before?
>>158448353I’m 6’3” irl and if I starved myself into looking like a holocaust victim I would barely make middle weight. Height isn’t everything when it comes to your frame and build
>>158448353Walker killed the weight bully meme. There's clearly a tradeoff squeezing into a lower weight class vs fighting at the next one up.
>>158448353Nolan should be a welterweight. He probably will move up and do better there. Like how Charles got better moving up. The weight cut punishes weight bullies if they over do it. You have to find a right balance from weight cutting alot to benefit vs cost
>>158447041Rampage grew up in the deep south with a shitty family. He was living like a grown man by middle school. Always in the street and banging older women. He was never going to be a good father. Raja is just like him but doesn't have mma outlet to let out his anger.
>>158448356How the fuck...?
>>158448408How the fuck.........?
Ya so anyweis then I just started weeming
>>158448408a few times in my 20s i remember i took a shit and felt like i was pissing from my ass, but never cumming, no.
I was taking a shower and a ghost stuck a finger up my ass i fucking hate Halloween
They've uploaded Gane vs Pereira. Schaub was right about those MMA angles all along.
Michael Chandler set to appear as Special Guest Referee in a dangerous UNSANCTIONED MATCH.
Dricus "Large Penis" Du Plessis
>>158449474It's so funny when Americans think they had it tough growing up, you're literally the richest country in the world lmao, bad neighbourhood in the south is like a paradise in the favelas where Peirera and Olivera grew up and they ain't crappy dads now are they?
“Big” Dan “Faggot”
imagine if Diddy somehow ended up getting the second belt before Khamzat after all that grandstanding
grappling doesn't need to be gay snuggle nap time
Honor thy aoife Honor thy loife and fighting career
https://streamin.link/v/9da4bc48Herb took a point for toes in the cage without pausing the action
>>158450701Wow what an great guy? Fuken pig
things you see in fighters who aren't fake bitches: if they find themselves grappling offensively, and they cannot get any real success rolling, they will often just disengage and let it go back to the feet. this is because snuggling is intolerable for anyone with dignity.
HE'S REACHING HE'S REACHING
i wonder if big dan has fucked more shemales than sneed
>>158444713>gay crush edition
Big Chad Chadgliotta btw
Morales Prates fight is in 2027 moron
>>158450264>american derangement syndrome
>>158444713 No, ESPN is done with MMA. Plus there is no more espn+. Its $30 minimum across all options. Netflix guy responsible for talking netflix into doing MVP mma and boxing got fired and now they aren' even interested in doing a big Jake Paul headlining MVP boxing card. The only people they're talking to is FOX. I have a feeling this all might fizzle out. It's not like there's much the MVP brand brings to PFL. It's more a lifeline that's saving them from going under.. There's no exiting roster addition like there was with bellator and PFL's merger. I think it's cope. They're gonna kick it off with a PPV with Ngubu fighing some washed bum.
>>158451304>things you see in fighters who aren't fake bitches: if they find themselves grappling offensively, and they cannot get any real success rolling, they will often just disengage and let it go back to the feetThis has never fucking happened.
Splitting a 3 for 100 with schaub
>>158453523big brenny aint about that life bwe're straight edge
Anyone else feel like moicano is shit and tom Nolan is ass? Why did he get so tired? It was the second round.
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jtc8Kz35Xo
>>158453294your retarded fake bitch brain just interprets it as them not being able to keep their opponent down.
>>158453893Anyone else feel like moicano is shit and tom Nolan is ass?>Why did he get so tired? It was the second round.I didn't think he looked tired, he still fired back at normal speed. Moicano just has some of the slowest twitch muscles in MMA. Nolan said he broke Moicano's nose with he jumped backwards from the standing body triangle too.
>>158453893>>158454302Meant to say yeah agree Moicano's shit and Nolan's kind of ass.
What was the controversy about in that moicano vs nolan fight?
Who the fook is Moicano
>>158454359absolutely nothing. one ref had balls to do something long overdue.
>>158454409Ufc fighter
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrjESdPsLxE
I have the solution. Rounds should be 100 points and you should get a bunch of points for taking a fighters back. Then people would just take the back, try for a rnc for a bit then let them up if they can't get it. Instead of spending all day holding them.
>>158454444There was no controversy? Then why are people talking about the ref like he should be shot on site?
>>158454492
Tom Nolan wouldn't even be an unranked Lightweight in the UFC of 10 years ago, let alone a top 10 LightweightPrime Gaethje and Prime Poirier would have sent that nigga to the schaub realm
>>158454744nigguh james vick was top 10
if morales beats prates, islam will get injured and be out until morales has another fight.
>>158454865Nolan is a james vick victim
>>158454614he stood em up while Moicano had body triangle. mind you he was holding Nolan's wrists just avoid getting elbowed and did nothing to advance the position. half the seethe comes from inbreds knowing damn well Islam has gotten away with way worse in every of his ww fight.
talmbout texecutioner
Why didn't you guys tell me Steveson had a white dad? This change everything, i'd have boyed him.Idk if i should still boy him, he may be flushed
>>158454891I know Islam doesnt want to fight morales cause hes gay but could you actually use that as an excuse? Like I dont wanna fight this dude cause hes gonna touch me and shit and its against my religion would the ufc buy that?
>>158454744sport is getting worse each year. stick it out long enough and mickey gall is defending the ufc championship
>>158455147
James Vick gets a bad rap because he got flushed by Gaethje (many such cases)If you actually watched prime James Vick he was a beast b
>>158454744the glory skilled elite prime days of ufc 279: tony vs diaz...
>>158455070He stood them up when moicano had nolan in a body triangle? Dont think ive ever seen that before huh I guess they are changing things
>>158455550eh this was an especially bad case. Renato was getting lit up from dominant position lmao.
>>158455652How do you score that if they wouldve kept going in that position? Nolan because hes doing more damage?
Turn on helwani makhachev is retiring live
>>158455412Mexican-American Fennoswedish vato pundits in the barrio are calling this the Gaethje Glowup
you should actually be penalized even harder for stalling in a dominant position.
>>158455806E-TeamZuffa BoxingDancing Israelis Dana White
>>158455741with the way it has been going since Almeida Vs Volkov, yes. before that, absolutely not.
>>158456204single eye poke and double eye poke penalties. want to keep your peepers? dont put me to sleepers
>>158456153>Glowupit's not a glowup if the public consensus is that being in multiple win or die fights in your career doesn't prepare you to mutilate a fruity KO merchant
>>158456260Sorry I don't take the opinions of non-American/Nordic flags seriously.
>>158456381I presented it as a fact
>>158456429Your presented it like your gay. Cause your gay.
>>158456587cruising and desperate, huh?:^)
>>158446802Broken native? More like broken sphincter
>>158455741realistically the judges wouldn't do that, but they should, since damage is the number one scoring factor. moicano didn't do shit with the back take for one and a half rounds, it doesn't matter if the position has the potential to be dangerous.
>>158456219so you're saying garry beat islam? I agree btw
>>158456916No. To be the champ you have to beat the champ. A random apex fight is not the same as a UFC title fight retard.
>>158457067>To be the champ you have to beat the champAnti-Gane
To beat the champ, you have to beat the champ.Justin Gaethje
>>158456429Umm you presented it as an opinion based on "public concensus". So you didn't present it as fact, in fact, sadly.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_B3rFgktLQ
>heemed myself in solar plexus
a group of mulatto children just kicked my ass and yelled "this is gane country"
Im Native and this is my walkout musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rct233J9lsE
moicano "dominated" the first 2 round then got beat up. he's gonna be stuck in the META gaypex for at least 2 years even if he keeps winning.
>>158457067The only way a title fight should be treated differently is giving the fighters more of a chance when they're hurt and close to being finished. I don't believe that to be the champ you have to beat the champ bs, by that logic a lot of fighters that became champs in close fights should not have won the title.
>>158457390>french fighter fans are collectivist pussies
Islam Makhachev Jose Aldo RDATKZ Brian Ortega Beneil Dariush Rafael Fiziev and now Tom Nolan broke through the gate
>>158445282Esoteric.
>>158456916close but nah. Garry didn't do any damage in 5th round. 1st and 5th round crotchsniffing should have been broken up though.
>>158445742Which ones Taira?
>>158457245Public consensus proved how little faith 'MMA experts' had in Gaethje over TopturoEveryone knows Justin has a good chin. Everyone knows Justin has good cardioEveryone knows Justin can survive a high volume, big damage fight to gain a championshipTopturo wandered into his world and got a brutal check. Ilia doesn't have any business being in the deep waters
>>158457390looks like one of those beautiful agony vids
basedboys will losestoic chads will win
just done a gane video https://youtube.com/shorts/JWbOJJK0hZk
>>158445282
>>158457797Rather get raped and murdered by Gacy than spend a single minute in the Chandler household
>>158457698You still did not present it as "fact". And you still don't know the difference, sadly...I accept your concession.
>>158445282Poor little blk boys....
>>158457966Is the wifey using AI on Schaub's face?
>>158457861the only fact I have in my favor is that Justin Gaethje beat up Ilia Topturo so bad, Ilia had to quit going in round 4 and rush the hospital to remedy what was left of his face.That is a fact.The public consensus I referred 2, was how nobody had any faith in Justin going into this fight. The fact I mentioned was Ilia's hospital bill
Whatever happened to clozaDid this nigga choke on a meat lovers pizza?
topurias mistake was fighting gaethje like he did pilloway. he took ranged shots the whole fight until tagging max for the heem.
me vs gaethje doubters
the quick dry cement in gaethje's gloves certainly threw a wrench in things as well
>>158457797why are you posting freemasons?
why?
>>158458013I think you just didn't get the Gaethje Glowup meme anon was making for a laugh. It flew past your head it seems, sadly.
>>158458160Because Bobby wants to do it right.
>>158458160Guskov got too cocky
>>158458160Because Rob doesn't know how to steer his career. He said he only wants some fun fights for the end of his career- He wants to get used to the division and slowly work his way up, he doesnt want to fight Navajo, and instead of ever saying who he wants to fight or being on-the-call, he has a unique agreement with UFC where he tells them the date he wants to fight and they give him who ever's not booked (instead of them calling him and saying 'do you want to fight this guy on this date? and him saying yes)
>>158458177because there's a lot of casuals aroundsometimes it doesn't sounds like an appreciations of Justin's abilities
>>158458289weird seethe but ok
Khalil Roundchode
i distinctly remember gane knocking aspinall out
>>158458255can't take doo seriously after khamzat disfigured him
>>158458160Good fight! Whitaker looked powerful and speedy vs Krylov
>>158457745what a fuckin terrible poster! something you'd see in an mma forum in 2003 made by some retard.
Luke Thomas is going in on DANA
>>158458683fuck luke
>>158456755Damage is the the number one scoring factor, the primary factor is who is contributing the most to trying to finish the fight. In this case it was definitely Moicano.
>>158458731Damage isn't the primary scoring factor*
judges should account for spiritual damage
>>158458683I don't think Dana makes the rules...
They really were at a stalemate. Moicano could not do any damage and he couldn’t hunt for submissions. Nolan’s baby elbows were annoying moicano enough that he stopped doing damage, stopped trying to sink in a choke, he was forced to just try to grab Nolands elbows to stop him from doinking his oblique. Then as soon as he let go, Nolan dinks his legs more and moicano stops everything to grab his elbows to stop him from elbowing over and over. It really was a good stand up. I’d say Miah vs Usman had actual bad resets in a similar scenario
>>158458813According to this metric, Islam Makhachev has lost every fight he’s ever contested in.
the fight was basically equal, one guy was getting the shit beat out of him and the other guy was getting hugged really hard.
>*saves MMA*
>>158458866Luke's audience doesn't know that.
Ok but what happened to clozapig tho
>>158458941now we're talking
Moicano was about to finish him with the buttsplitter
>>158458941Islam only went so far because Dana love stinky, girthy, juicy, throbbing yummy big brown cock
Other refs are weighing in
>>158459038
OHHHHHH HUGE WRIST CONTROL FROM MOICANO
Big Dan deserves a POTN bonus
>>158458683You guys have had 30 years to LE EDUCATE the masses on why they should enjoy no-damage hugging. You failed. And they want to complain about LE FIGHTER PAY. NEWS FLASH without Conors and knock off Conors, who literally keep the lights on, the nut huggers make even LESS MONEY than they do now. Because not enough people would pay to give the LE PAYDAYS you want. >If you just UNDERSTOOD and were LE EDUCATED on how gay sex works, you could appreciate it more!NEWS FLASH AGAIN No one has trouble understanding laynfuck NO DAMAGE grappling. No one wants to spend their saturday watching it. If there's anyone else around in the street you're getting stood up. If you got in a fight as a kid, other kids stand you up. If you got taken down in LE REAL LIFE, you would HAMMER and ELBOW the BACK of their HEAD and grab ahold of anything to easily get back up to your feet. >Is this even a LE SPORT anymore?NEWS FLASH you can't sit and indefinitely cradle a basketball while not dribbling or taking a shot. THERES A 5 SECOND RULE WHERE YOU HAVE TO PASS OR SHOOT. THERE'S ALSO A SHOT CLOCK
What happened was basicslly rewarding Nolan for not actually engaging in the fight and stalling out by accepting the backtake and just defending the choke Basically why even learn how to do all this complicated guard shit like Joshua Van did when you can just sit there and let the ref win the fight for you
>>158459378I'm not reading all that shit
>>158459385Because every other backtaker at least looks active and not like a decrepit slug. Plus Nolan was elbowing moicano a legs and it was bothering Moicano enough that he stopped doing damage and stopped trying to choke him and only grabbed his elbows to stop him.
Yeah right dude Moicano was about to go BEASTMODE on Tom Nolan before Dan stood them up
what happened was I didn’t watch yesterday’s card :)
If I fist WMMA fighter x does she win the grappling exchange via wrist control?
https://youtu.be/bUIaL-zE2b4?si=lSOY2fl2Tht1YT1oThey linked
>>158459504Good on you it was fucking shit
>>158459529Uh yeah Im thinking after work Im about to go BEASTMODE on this video.
I say we all teach Dana a lesson and watch all the Abu Dhabi grappling tournaments this November. We could make gamethreads, we can discuss it instead of “the sport” of mma and kinda really make it a protest. Anyone down?
>>158459504Stop begging for attention. You probably watched the entire card and all the recaps and are wanting (you)s qrdfaggots
why can't you uneducated cattle just be entertained by stagnant snuggles
>>158459560>No pls dont watch! I still havent recovered from when you you all watched pfl wmma just to spite me!!
>>158459600Yeah right, he was probably busy going BEASTMODE on his girlfriend on saturday instead of watching that slop.
if dan miragliotta were here right now i would give him a firm handshake and a kiss on the neck
>>158459671Nah she was busy.
Now all the DagiHaters are starting to know what it feels like... Drink up... This is what you asked for, and now it happens to your fan favorite, Money Moicano. Maybe you should have thought about this before.. Now you're the ones coping and seething about a reset... ironic...
me yesterday watching that crap
>>158457745why did the AI give pavlito a double chin
>>158460301How about you shut the fuck up and watch the fights?
nobody cares about what happened yesterday don't kid yourself
>>158460684i care. every decent human being cares.
>>158457745>Your blood must be spilled, Pooreirovich... For the Motheland...SOON
>>1584612792012 called they want their humor back
>>158461360sassy
>>158457769Post that shit on twitter bapa
>>158457769What's with the pig video b
>Pavlobeast is gonna heem Pereira stiff just like he did to....Tai Tuivasa
>>158461423it's called X now
when will my boy volkov finally get his title shot
>>158461528poobum literally cannot block punches against people his size. he does this retarded block that only works against shorter opponents that don't hit hard and now he's about to fight a gorilla with sledgehammers in his gloves.
Id like to see Pavlovich flatline Robelis Despaigne
I’m only looking forward to Gane piecing up and embarrassing Hokit at UFC 334. Nothing else on the card excites me.
Hokit subs a French bum and becomes the guy who beat Curtis Blaydes AND Cyril gane
>>158461577Never, b. Sorry. We still have Tom eventually coming back too. We have to punish boring strikers too so the nut huggies don't cry as hard.
>>158461818>We still have Tom eventually coming back too.does he know?
>>158461815Unlike Tomala...
>>158461790hokit is going to fraud a win by swangin and bangin and prove for good that mma is a meme sport
https://youtu.be/0-LFQvCXw1g?si=4KEMWKffbRoXokJRIt's up
>>158461840He just did a Q&A. He's training for a return and quit all youtube to eliminate distractions and focus on training. Not to mention if he wants to ever do other things, he has to fight out his last 2 fights
>boring 35 year old bum on a 2 fight skid? yeah put him in the main eventsay "thank you dana"
Yeah im thinking another Fernand masterclass inc
>>158454359In round 2, Moicano had Nolan in back control for three minutes. With one minute left in the round, because Moicano had not attempted a submission, and was losing on the strike count from that position, the ref stood them up.
>>158458918> They really were at a stalemate. Moicano could not do any damage and he couldn’t hunt for submissionsexactly therefore they can be stood up because of lack of activity.Dan made right move, more refs should be like this the jujitsu fags stall too much and just drain the clock
>>158459180I bet refs are split on it. I side with Dan, their need to be significant activity. Not pitter patter shit or hand plays they do on the ground.
>>158461909he aggravated his lasik after training last time. he'll be back on yootoo shortly
>>158461906Damn this is sick
>>158458160Easy fight and easy payday for Whittaker
>>158460274i am celebrating it. moicano is collateral damage on the road to total brazza death.
>>158462102they won't do it to brazzas
apparently the winner of gane vs hokit gets to bareback danas boypussy
>>158461906lmao this nigga fit in 50 sponsors in his raps instead of on his shorts good for him
>>158462220what if the fans win?
>>158461906Hokits the nigga in the streets low key
Economic crisis is coming to us all. As people go insane, grocery prices skyrocket, people start riding pushbikes and horses for transport etc, cage fighting will explode in popularity. Dana and Ari will become multi trillionaires, people like us with expertise in sportsbetting will become multi generational millionaires. I'm talking an event everyday of the week for multiple years in a row. People will go crazy and most men who refuse to fight in the cage will starve. Women will hand out white feathers to men who won't fight in the cage. They will have military vans kidnap men off the street in grocery stores and bus stops to fight into the cage. Everyone will drink monster energy, the blood of man will flow through the chainlink fence and onto the streets, experienced sportsbettors will have so much gold we will need wheelbarrows and shovels to bury it in the ground.
>>158461906This is getting mad love in Toronto right now
>>158461675Pablo is going to plod around like the refrigerator he is and get zeemed with a clean counter
>>158462417Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>158462445Kill yourself faggot
i've had a vision
>>158462495I don’t see what’s so hard about not impersonating me? It’s just a simple request mate.
>>158462417gonna get real busy down here
>>158458683Why is a political commentator talking about MMA?
>>158462553Hes an Marine yuo dick
>>158459671UFC is Sunday morning in aussieland
>>158461906But nah why this lowkey bumps though
>>158462553The discrimination grapplers face in the UFC is an attack on the LGBTQ+ community.
If you asked me the fight to make I would have to say whittaker vs guskov (nigga that look like smiff)
cyril really is a teddy graham looking nigga
>>158462249let’s just say they’ll start calling him bonnie white
so we're dropping n-bombs now? real cool guys.
>have your opponents back>the ref stands you up anywayWhat did BIG DAN mean by that?
>>158462531I've never seen you say anything interesting or funny enough to start impersonating you, mate. I will abuse you to the point you stop saying I am though. You put me in a real bad mood everytime you say it.
>>158462642Moicano had an erection and was grinding Nolan like a horny dog, the ref sensed it, moicano had to adjust his shorts and Nolan kicked him in the dick region immediately after to say fuck off
>>158462643The audience was wilding bro. You don't know what it's like out there
jon jones look like sean combs (gayy)
Knock you out in front the potus
>>158462668Ya.... Im on your moms side, sport.
>>158462643It was his way of asking Moicano to lose, Moicano himself being a degenerate gambler understood and complied.
https://youtu.be/0-LFQvCXw1gHok is the best music artist in UFC history
>>158462737My mum dosen't watch ufc
Looks like another ruffian is in need of a Gane lesson.
>>158462847She doesn't need to watch dude grapple, she experiences it first hand.
>>158462866OOOOOAAAAGGGHHH
>>158462818Damn this is sick
>>158462818Scroll up you dicklicking homo. Respectfully.
>>158461926How come this guy hasn't had a good fighter since Gane & Imavov?
>>158463055axel sola
>>158463073True he seems promising. Lazy King is/was good too but his career stalled in PFellator
I am The Sosa
>>158459560You son of a bitch, I'm in.
>>158462818>Hok is the best music artistNoThugnasty is legit better than majority of current artistshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWU0QejFMqA
just wait until gane hears about this
Gane might be a cheater but who cares
>>158462029Nah, he did a q&a on the skool site last week. Said it was taking too much time and he'll come back to it after he hangs up the gloves.
how come eddie hearn is trying so hard to manage mma fighters and failing at it? he hasn't done anything for anyone yet and it's already been a full year
just spam spinning back kicks to the legs
>>158463837Apparently Aspinall is making bank through sponsors
>>158463684>Gane might be a cheaterdom and tj already disproved this
>>158463955I'm skeptical b. He hasn't even fought in like 3 years and his socials are mediocre
andy aspinall will pay the price for what he's done to mma
-G
>>158463684Never be ashamed of cheating the system that exploits you.
>>158464046Hearn knows bare niggas broI sure he can find sponsors and shit for doo
>>158462916Turn on you’re monitor. Respectfully.
>>158463955through *Appearances eddie said>>158464046Hearn's probably pulling in favors, like getting Tom those guest talking head spots on a few DAZN boxing cards. Plus a few speaking gigs. He could even be taking a loss and sweetening up a few checks out of pocket so he can seem more valuable, you never know. But it's got to be different now that Tom isn't the heavyweight champ. Plus he quit youtube and social media so no promoting sponsorships besides wearing Champion clothing (which he got without Hearn). Hearn seems pretty useless.
>>158463413good post
>>158464417
>>158464470ngl he cooked you with that one big dawg
All these memes are whack as shit
>>158464526heem used to be a lot more creative but now we all have cte sadly
cte isn't real and people are finally waking up
I like this weekends fight card. Its a precursor to the best event of the year that is occuring in a fortnights time
>>158464649Would you say it's a sleeper card? Or more overtly good
Fuck around find out nigga
Fuck head next door has been wipper snippering his lawn for hours on end, its driving me fucking insane. Brrrrrrrr whizzzz whizzzz snipp, im going to jump the fence ok he just stopped, fuck he is lucky, im at my fucking witts end in this peice, guys going to get pistol whipped
>>158464694Seems to me that he holds meager consideration for his neighbors. You should heem him.
mowing my lawn and some gay guy across the street just put a hole in his wall kek
>>158464694its spelled wippasnippa, b
The bitch across the street keeps leaving and coming back constantly, its driving me insane. Ive already called crimestoppers and told them shes a grown women who fucks 15yo boys. They haven't done jack shit in this peice, haven't even seen undercovers staking her place out yet
ciryl gane's all you can fuck foodtruck
Shes leaving again to go smoke meth or complete a drug deal, fucking dumb whore, can't wait till she comes undone and her little charade of a life is exposed
Shut up cunt
>>158445273As a 5'10" man this is devastatingly accurate and to complicate things further I also wear insole lifts
Kevin holland stopped a crime again
If she thinks shes going to deal drugs near me she has a whole new reality to uncover in her awakening of what is safe and unsafe to do around here, she already affected my sleep with her incessent partying, I heard her listening to Slim Shady today like a retarded bitch, now shes back already, literally 5 minutes, back and forth, back and forth fucking dumb bitch, all bitches think they are gods gift to the earth. Getting around in her skimpy little shorts, fucking dumb bitch.
I’ll knock your house down mate stop talkingshit
My boy Hokit really posted a disstrack on Ciryle Gane a week before the fight lol. This is prophetichttps://youtu.be/0-LFQvCXw1g?is=_q3uZNN-byt8LIdE
>>158464829With what?
>>158464850well, it's better than 'ill beat yo ass'
Quillan Sallkild has absorbed the negative karma of Tom Nolan’s victory. Expect him to be brutally heemed or suffer a career altering injury in his next fight
>niggas really think they would ever do it to anyone significant lol imagine Slampiggy getting stood up somewhere in the middle of 4th round against Carlos and getting chinned. the next event is getting suicide bombed.
>>158444713Fuck Dana
>>158465044I’ll smash your face in. Get fucked
>>158465021Islam already got heemed and nothing happened.Well, he did pop for roids afterwards, but that’s besides the point.
wasted my entire life
Choose a team heem
>>158465104Why
>>158465103You got like a million lives left before reaching eternal dissolution. Best get ready, bucko.
>>158457769wow
Hey Ciryl Gane Come outsideWe won't jump youHA HA HA...
>>158465104Team B.
>>158465104Literally everyone there has been heemed sleepy except for Jon. Levels.
>>158457769There’s a redditor somewhere in the world who took his own life after watching this video.
>>158465184>he thinks a bar fight with no ref is the same as in the Octagonnow, granted, Jon does have a lot of practice from drunkenly heeming his wife, but that wont help him against a shifty fucking MICK like McGregor who is gonna shiv him in the back and bash a cuppa over his head.
>>158457769>>158465191Why don't more people take their free couple of cheat moves like Gayne does every fight?I mean, sure, you run the risk of running into someone who will decide to screw you over like Tom did with his whole 'Aww me fookin' eye.' routine. But the risk vs reward ratio is heavily favored for someone who takes their free cheats in a fight.
>>158465184Beastia Beastpuria is unheemable lad
UFC just posted gane super violating pereira
>A light skin nigga with his brains blown out>In the same octagon that Hok hang outSoon.
>>158465204>makes up random arguments in his head and pretends someone else said itlog off, b
So... Gane is gonna HEEM Hokit isn't he?
The ufc will give gane this win for laying down and not killing jon's legacy
>>158465275Periera is an underdog to Pavlovich because of that heem, Gane is favourite, so Poaton amd Hokit will win, its all predictive programming to keep the cattle working
Fighters are walking out, someone in the crowd throws some special powder on the floor, one fighter gets the special yellow powder to make their feet stick to the slippery octagon floor, the other fighter gets a slippery powder and a bit of angel dust blown on their skin while walking out. Theres heavy duty electromagnetic psychic weapons under the octagon controlling the fighters brains
Is hokitt the first nigga to fight with personality since andersen silvah?
>>158465351It's probably cool as hell for 12 yo's but as a grown man its cringe
DSP just heemed LTG
doo thinks dsp is live on a sunday
indeed
He barely outstrikes wrestlers, he outgrapples strikers that have given up. He MELTS fighters that only have a 2 minute gas tank. You can hate the character but you can't discredit the skills of Josh Hokit.
doo
>>158465288hey mate, can you stop impersonating me?
women like a bit of zest
hokit isn't based until he calls gane a nigger
>>158465351merab unironically
>>158465565>>158465351you're all forgetting about king green
Classic
Ngannous fight against the system Jon's double champ parade Aspinalls coronation Poatans triple champ quest Hokit trying to revive the division Stakes. Storylines. Drama. And then there's just this stoic french guy undermining everything by not even trying to sell the fight.
UFC is written by George R. R. Martin
>>158465621Same thing happened when bantamweight was the most stacked division in the ufc and then yan kneed aljo.
>>158465595well gee tom maybe it's because people spent their hard earned money to watch "the baddest man on the planet" and you quit because of a friggin finger poke.
when is sonnen going to fix his youtube channel redirecting to a dead link
>>158465595
It might be an unpopular opinion, but I support standing the fighters up if one guy has the back and is just holding on to the position and not doing anything. Stalling or using grappling to intentionally cause a stalemate is bad for the competition AND the entertainment. Think of all the Dags that ruined high profile fights by holding guys down and doing nothing. It's time for a shift. Just like how they are starting to take points for eye pokes more often, time for more stand ups.
Whyerbooing? Cantseecaneye, darkasablackmansbungholeinmeheadinnit
2goodeyesnabellyfullofbeansyericanfightinnit, ifigotnoeyesandnobeansicantfightitsunfair, notplayengameswithmehealthfordanaami?
>>158465723You guys really call stretchers trolleys?
Itsalldarkinmehead, thinkimblindyerr. Nah but seriously Tom was winnin that yeah, Ciryl olis a motherless bastard yeh, frogleg eatin bastard, thats why we burned down their fucken castles yeh
>>158462511visualize this bitch
>>158465748>bad for the competition AND the entertainmentYes.I wanted Islam to beat Ian Garry. But It didn't look great for their championship fight end with Islam stalling/holding the last 2-3 minutes, knowing he'd done enough to winI have issues with Charles Oliveira winning the BMF belt in a similar way.
>>158465868Thing is, no one will give a fuck in 10 years. GSP was boring and is now held in a much higher regard than when he was active
>This man is really tough, is not a joke>*laughs*What did Ciryl mean by this?
>>158465896Legendary French humour
i know that i know nothing because i would never seriously bet a hundred on a fighter winning.
Jon just got heemedhttps://x.com/SemperRaw/status/2117147395263746211
>>158465914just play it safe and bet every cent you have on terrance mckinney
I am like an eagle. I concern myself only with higher concepts. MMA is the highest.Peace.
Jonny Parsons is finally fighting again.Real ones will remember his first UFC fight.
>>158465977Whats with the music?
>>158466063did I make the fucking video dumb faggot? no.
>>158465977>a female officer was right there with a taser and didn't stop him firstyeah, she's fat and brown>the firefighter didn't flinchhe did thoughbeit
>>158466072Alright youre mad for no reason take a breather before you lose your cool
>>158465477white people when there's no potato salad
>>158465914I occasionally bet 5 or 10.Or when Reinier de Ridder first fought in the UFC he had 4 or 5 to 1 odds, so I put 30 on him because I knew he was massively undervalued.I'm still pissed I didn't put money on him for his Bo N fight, odds were 1-7 against RdR
>>158466082I get mad when stupid niggers ask stupid questions yeah
>>158465914I won $1200 on Holly Holm back in the day. Sometimes you just have to grab your set and do shit.
dead generaldying organization
>>158466097I think its time to step outside and get some fresh air. Would do you some good. Lets pick this conversation up again when your done and clear in the head
>>158466126Why does the UFC upset you fags so much? Is it just because Dana is friends with Trump?
Nigger
>will only watch Jiri fightshow heem'd is my participation in this "sport"?
Uhh.. guys?
>>158464419Solid assessment
>>158466126/box/ gods won
>>158466145It upsets me because the product is fucking shit and a shell of itself just 5 years ago
>>158466222>I-I've been battling depression for five yearsok b enjoy
>>158466170>Jiri fightsHis fights are always fun to watchShame he came up the rankings with Alex. Jiri would have been a more entertaining Champion of their division
How come so many 4edditors spend years of their life online bitching about the UFC instead of just moving on? The sport's passed you by. You're not special and you're not owed anything. No one cares if you don't like the product anymore. How many more days are you going to waste screaming into the void like a blue haired woman? Nobody gives a fuck.
>>158466286
>>158466286who's in your top 3 favorite UFC fighters?whats your favorite fight?
>>158466314mollywhopped that maladroit
>>158466314Nah, just sick of losers constantly moping in spaces where they're not wanted. >>158466328Current top 3? Idk if I have a set-in-stone list but I consider Van, Pico, and Gane appointment viewing. Two recent favorite fights are Gaethje/Topuria and Yan/Merab 3. McMillen/Rahiki was also great.
>>158466314why do you have pics of jacked tranny lions in silk evening gowns saved on your phone
>>158465184
>>158466381for kino moments like this >>158466286
>>158466346I suspected you weren't a serious, long-time fan of the sport.Your answer confirmed it
>>158466346>Favorite fights are all from current yearGet the fuck out of here lil intern nigga
>>158466286>>158466346kino bait well done sucked that toothpaste flag in hard
Wanna be a balla shot callaTwenty inch blades on the Impalacall 'er get laid tonightswisha rolled tight got sprayed by ike
>>158466421who's in your top 3 favorite UFC fighters?whats your favorite fight?
>>158466478Dirty Bird, The Immortal, Jim Millerbest fightyancy vs cowboy oliveira
Ganechads, WE made it through locktober
>>158466402>>158466408I said recent fights. Read better. And nobody cares if you think you're a real fan because you can't stop talking about a fight from 10 years ago. All you're doing is refusing to leave the past, which is pathological loser behavior.
>top 3 favorite UFC fighters?Petr YanHendoJustin Gaethje>Favorite fightHolloway vs Volkaonvski 2
>>158466509>I said recent fights. Read better.You weren't asked for recent fights retard you were asked for your favorite fights >And nobody cares if you think you're a real fan because you can't stop talking about a fight from 10 years agoYou can just say you started watching in 2023 lil bro
Long time not postedMy boy robo is fighting against D-Rod on the January card, punching emoji
>>158466529Favorite fights is open ended. I gave recent ones. Stop crying about it. Every post gives you away as an old fuck stuck in the past. Refer to >>158466286
The Aaron Pico guy is a newfag who started watching in 2023 that's why he thinks every card is good lmaaaooooo
>>158466509its november now though.
>>158466563>trying to track personalities on 4chanSometimes I forget how sad some of you are.
Me been getting back into ufc kinda like this new direction.
>>158466600The Kody Steele guy when he decides to shill the most dogshit cards known to man:
The UFC literally doesn’t have a single superstar fighter
Bisping and Cormier are used by UFC to throw out ideas that they want to happen. Here is their new plan.Brazza vs Strickland lol
>i don't like the ufc but i still post here every daybeing friendless and jobless has got to be hell
>>158466630Smdh at least he'll get knocked out
>>158466617They have regional stars at the moment that have not converted to superstars(which is a global celebrity)-Gayne(French star)-Ulberg(New Zealand lol)Strickland(Not a star but has some incel and right wing fans)Brazza-(Muslim star has millions of fans )Gaycheese(not even a regional star)Volk( Australia)Peter(Russia)Joshuan Van(Myanmar)Brazza is most popular and then Gayne. Its not a good situation, they really need Topuria to get the belt again he was starting to become a European star and gradually a global celebrity. He needed a few more title defenses tho for it to happen but he was on right trajectory
>>158466661They're obviously comfortable with this strategy. It's not good for online weirdos who need storylines and mandrama but the UFC continues to become a larger and more lucrative brand because they know how to grow. Global superstars are nice but not necessary
WHERE'S YOUR HEADER?WHERE'S YOUR HEADER?
No Gane November
Breathe kid, take a breathe
>>158466630strickland is a mediocre fighter, but he's showed an ability to shut down good wrestlers pretty consistently. if 1st round khamzat can't fuck strickland up, islam won't be able to. strickland is big and does not gas. nightmare matchup for islam. the featherweight named volk took him to the brink.
> islam vs stricklandanything to duck morales. he's rather take a loss to a middleweight because it seems more respectable than get dominated by a gay colombian dude
>>158466729shhhhhh let the ufc do what the ufc wants to do
>>158466515You're digging yourself deeper.>>158466521This one is believable because these are elite, universally respected, entertaining and well liked fighters. Petr is high on my favorite fighter list also.Van is somewhat believable. But even French people don't have Gane as their top 3 fighter.>can't stop talking about a fight from 10 years agowhat are you referring to here?Justin v Ilia is a good favorite fight to pick. But every fan of MMA knows that Petr/Merab 2 is the best fight in their trilogy an possibly one of the best UFC fights, historically. I'm wondering why you would dick ride a company, while you are clearly not even familiar with their organization to pretend to be a fan. Folding on a simple top 3 fighters/favorite fight question.
>>158466736morales is just flamboyant and european at heart.
>>158466501Holy fuck this dude knows ball
>>158466617Alex
imagine if morales popped a couple bluechews and ate some oysters before walking out to fight islam
>>158466743I don't care if you think you're a real fan or that I'm not. My only point is that wasting your life away moaning about how it's not your UFC anymore on fucking 4chan is despicable womanly behavior.
My favorite fight is Achilles vs Hector yeah i'm an oldhead like that
Fuck /heem/
>>158466829You. Me. Outside. Right Now.
>>158466818lol exactly you get it. these dudes are fucking dorks, either angry or sad or both. but powerless all the same
>>158466729Brazza has good kickboxing tho. He isn't shitty at striking like Khumshot
has your gf/wife ever slipped a finger up your umar?
>>158466833I only do powerslap fights and those can only be conducted inside. Sorry.
his name's pisslam
>>158466846B you can't honestly think Islam has a chance against Strickland
>>158466818>fightIt was actually a couple of runs around the city
>>158466908You weren't there child. I was.
>>158466846it's all relative. islam only knocked out the flyweight named volk, nobody else of any real note. meanwhile strickland only got knocked out by pereira and zds. not even comparible.
>>158466895He would have speed advantage. Idk you never know.
>>158466848bamhole is haram brazza u kno dis
>>158466829>heems u
Migrate>>158466927>>158466927>>158466927
>>158466569Decent heems this month looking forward to it
