>>158587225
nonce op

utter nonceness, uzzie. utter nonceness.

as if apple pricks needed another reason to look smug and punchable.

>>158587225
pedophile

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remember lads, believe women, trust the plan.

>>158587250
>>158587346
these are extremely serious accusations which are totally incorrect and i reject them entirely

nothingburger huh who could've seen that coming

>>158587225
rock spider

swasn still deserve execution for partying like they won a granny when they beat fucking essendon lol

>>158587361
woulda been nice if they did that before trade period so my iggs could get warner?

thinkn za' for dinner what about you guys?

>>158587616
meth mostly

friday night is fish and chips night

>>158587361
This would never happen to the Magpies, Wet on Wellington runs a tighter ship than the Pullman

who was the last coach to wear a suit on game day? choco?

>>158587720
Yea he would have been, even in 2007 I think. I never realised that coaches were wearing those rubbish polos before 2004

>0-4mm rain predicted
>rains all day
Nice one bom you fuckheads. Ruined my concrete pour and cost me money. Hope you're happy with yourselves

First and foremost, my thoughts are with the victims of the Sydney Swans' depraved sex criminals' terrible, terrible acts.
Secondly, I am glad that we are able to put this all behind us.
Thirdly, we all need to do better.
Believe ALL women.

My broader point though is that this general has had a very odd reaction to immediately focus on criticising a group of women who got dragged into the crossfire. Speaks very clearly of an ugly mindset of reflexive misogyny that often surrounds the discourse of sexual assault cases.

>>158587949
Do you have any idea how meteorology works?

>>158587985
>replying to an obvious larp

>>158587361
dont care, its cricket season and a muslim is being roasted by our captain

"Australia Test cricket captain Pat Cummins has emphatically denied any knowledge of sandpaper being used in the 2018 Test against South Africa in Cape Town.

Former Test batter Usman Khawaja claimed in his new book that 'everyone' involved in that series had knowledge of ball tampering.

Cummins, who bowled in that series, has unequivocally rejected that in a press conference and called the claims 'complete and utter nonsense'.

"When he says 'we all knew', if that he means we knew sandpaper was going out on the field, he's 100 per cent wrong," Cummins said.

"I said that consistently for the last eight years. I did not know that was happening.""

>>158588101
>Dirty rotten convicts are too low iq to understand it's not even about the cheating by using sandpaper on the cricket ball. It's that they pinned the blame on some numpty to cover up the whole team being in on it. And now they're turning on each other as they try to keep up the façade
>No honour amongst convicts

>>158587225
>>158587250
qrd
why is this nonceish

its absolutely pissing down

>>158588154
it isn't

coomer ops are fucking low tier garbage and not /sp/ you fucking coomrat kys

stick to your discord server where you get these files from

>>158588151
why did you reply to me in a different thread

>>158588154
They’re only 23 and a half you sick fuck!!

stop complaining about the op you fucken fairys. brent harvey is /alf/ topical as it gets

back to your discord you mentally sick threat to females

Can’t get emails at work, having to listen to the women in the office talk, they are genuinely brain dead morons.

the nick daicos discord?

norm smith medalist shai bolton

>>158588448
>threat to females
that's a compliment

How good is a fresh yo-yo from the bakery

>>158588611
Can you do around the world?

>>158587985
How could Daniel Andrews do this?

>>158588656
Yrs actually I’m quite good at yoyoing

>>158587225
Staged shit. No way blue shorts could be asleep and keep leg tension like that. I hate women so much.

>>158588475
Yeah huge Microsoft outage. Sorry you have to listen to foids.

>>158588779
wow really

nobody gives a fuck about your shit office job cunt, getting replaced by ai anyway and dont complain about the brain dead women in there because youre one of them
its neet hours and crickets on soon shut the fuck up aye

>>158588839
>t. /sp/ lifer

>>158588839
I work in the public sector. My job is safe.

>>158588839
absolutely crisp

>>158588876
lol

reminder rowell will leave the suns and leave them a mess next year

Huge news emerging about yarman

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Will isaac heeneys wife take him back?

>>158589127
No
She would lose face by taking him back.

>bimbo dates raucous le larrikin footy player
>WTF HOW COULD HE HIRE STRIPPERS NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE ITTTT

>>158589127
bros got a million thots lined up

>>158589127
there's nothing behind those eyes

>>158589214
enough about isaac heeney
what about the foid

>>158589127
yeah but he must slap her bum like he did on the paid whores. she's sad and angry she only got vanilla sex with this picture being the most risque thing they did

wheres all the feminists in here who were defending the women
lol

feminists owe me sex

worst thing he had seen 28 years as a lawyer

>>158589255
>>158589245

>>158589266
I've had a feminist drink my piss before

They are always the most kinky in bed

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whats reddit saying about the swans being proven innocent?

>>158589351
They weren't proven innocent. There just isn't enough to charge them with.

>>158589351
no accused rapists are ever innocent

>>158589351
Saying that incels are doing a victory lap right now and it doesn't mean they're innocent and to believe women.

>>158589383
someone needs to lock the thread

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>>158589383
kek you weren't wrong

So will the players be suing the girls involved for making malicious and vexatious complaints against them causing them to lose income?

>>158587488
sounds like you're just jealous you've never been invited to a party with females, or one that didnt include mario kart and dominos pizza.

>>158589214
why do chuds love this line so much? what is meant to be "behind those eyes"?

>>158589514
blakey will

Also will the players be suing multiple media companies for making libellous claims about them?

>>158589530
something

>>158588048
sounds like [cantebury] crusading's back on the menu, churr!

>>158589530
a soul homie

it's just the botox in her face means her smile doesn't reach her eyes giving her an uncanny valley look

>>158589022
grass then beer, you're in the clear
bear then grass, you've left the suns and joined a commune and now go by "brownlow bovine matt"

>>158589551
No. Liable is EXTREMELY hard to prove in court.

It's not worth the time, effort and money to go to court for something you will almost definitely lose.

>>158589127
he named her in his press release earlier, called her Steffi. thats what you call your feeyonsay, not the cunt who's trying to steal all your footybucks

>>158589596
qrd

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India Rose sounds like an OnlyFans "creator"s name.

>>158589662
ELITE mousepad

>>158589662
>NDIS support business
imagine running for office and announcing you're a grifter in the very first sentence

Bro is seething
https://youtube.com/shorts/wRJqlupAKnM?si=McTanzCeFKVP4FVW

>>158589595
defamation then

Chris Gayle did it.

>>158589662
New mouse pad just dropped guys!!!

>>158589742
maybe I'd get exclusive content if I paid my rates ahead of due date?

>>158589747
at the media, afl and swans management
very just tbqh

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>>158589662
>Animal Justice Party
>calls out asylum seekers, the homeless and women

>>158589916
leeches, strays and bitches are animals m8

The players could also sue their sponsors over contractual obligations as well possibly.

>>158589970
Imagine how much seething that slimy ambulance chasing (((lawyer))) is sweating right now from his greasy forehead. someone must have that pic onhand.

isaac heeneys sponsors be like
>isaac heeney

>>158589970
>guys, lets sue Qatar airlines!
yeah nah. it would be percieved as petty and harmful to the club and more importantly THE AFLW. GCSuns are in the shit for that atm.

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>>158590008
bro would be loving it the girls wanna pursue this civilly fantastic I get paid.

If the girls get counter sued not his problem not his speciality some other slime ball has to deal with that.

>>158590057
no you retard the players had personal sponsorship deals we are not talking about the sydney swans major sponsors

we should let tommeh know. hes in the shit solo atm. it would be beautiful if his test was faulty and it was sudafed or something not ICE

Also if I was one of the players I'd have my lawyer draft a statement and press release in particular to the wording of the victorian police's statement today in regards to that "their was insufficient evidence."

What it sounds like is they spent 3 months trying to convict these guys for a thing that didn't happen and were forced to admit defeat but made a snarky comment like "we think they did it but we couldn't prove it" type shit using legal speak.

>>158590081
Chill out mang, the fuck do I know about personal sponsorships? hardly retard-worthy.
now im having a little sad. leave me alone.

>>158590122
My bad just knew this would be the result and feel sorry for the players.

You should be able to hire strippers at 4am and do coke and not get into trouble with the law. It's a mans right.

Do you walk the path of the righteous man?

Do you walk the path of Jesus?

>>158590179
Not sure what you mean by that

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>>158590167
fuck oath it is. I pay taxes.
I might take it up with my local State Representathot for Funswick. Chop out a few lines, put forward my case, accept the gobby as is my right as a ratepayer and slap her aa bakers dozen of the best on her arse on my way out, (also pocketing her sunnies}..

>>158588090
>"When he says 'we all knew', if that he means we knew sandpaper was going out on the field, he's 100 per cent wrong," Cummins said.
Notice he's not actually denying knowledge but denying the specific method used. Almost like a lawyer told him he's fucked if an outright denial gets tested, because no bowler could pick up a ball that's been tampered with and NOT know it's been tampered with. Worm.

>>158589742
whats a grift about the nick daicos is shit support business champ?

>>158588475
fuck that go home

#believeterrorists

>>158590263
Yeah no shit it's the smart move. He got a lawyers advice before just blurting shit out. Prove he had knowledge though. Good luck with that.

>>158590292
I'm stealing money from the program, why arent you? change your name to thickheadsperg, champ.

>>158590327
what's wrong with calling nick daicos shit mate?
you wouldn't be talking about some off-topic /pol/sperg blowie crap in an /alf/ thread, would you?

>>158590321
Four cunts saying he knew about tampering > one cunt saying he didn't know about sandpaper.

He is a premiership player, Brownlow Medallist, two-time Leigh Matthews Trophy winner, two-time AFLCA champion player of the year award winner, two-time Copeland Trophy winner and four-time All-Australian. Daicos holds the record for most Brownlow votes in a season (47), Coaches votes in a season (147) and is also the only unanimous winner of the Rising Star award with a record 60 votes.

>>158590343
four cunts that were involved with the incident trying to make it seem like it wasn't their cooked up scheme but everyone was involved to share the blame

>>158590356
23 and he's already done it all

>>158590338
youre like a radio station which thrashes a popular song to the point that noone likes it.

>>158590366
>Their cooked up scheme
Except the cunts being accused now, not the four scapegoats, were under scrutiny for ball tampering well before the series and are on camera looking like kids caught with their cocks in the cookie jar when they were actually caught. And Cummins is justifying it as everyone was doing it. Can't imagine following deadshit moneygrubbing jeetworshiper cricket players, farce shit no culture.

>>158590428
are you fucking stupid? CA already investigated it at the time and cleared him. He's been saying the same thing for years that he had nothing to do with it just because some disgruntled former player makes a new allegation which is unprovable doesn't mean cummo is lying. You're trying to prove something which is impossible. Show me the evidence in the change rooms where any of the other players had anything to do with it besides usman's claims.

I don't even like Cummo just you can't prove any of this.

I'm nothing but a one trick pony

garn eat out
thinking a legal halal snackpack with gravy and fries iykwim haha

Look who's on the front page
https://aquila.com.au/

>>158590593
looking forward to seeing you at wets tonight nick mate

>>158590356
>the only unanimous winner of the Rising Star award with a record 60 votes.
Fairly sure there have been others. The 60 vote record is just because there are more people voting on it now.

>3AW broadcast team: Tim Lane out; Kelli Underwood, Dermott Brereton and Nick Butler in

>>158590625
absolute flog

Are you dumb bastards watching the cricket?

>>158591050
no, the sandpaper debacle has left me disillusioned

>>158591050
its not test cricket so i dont give a cunt
fuck you spastic deadshit maggot rat scum

>>158591359
No need for that language, or attitude for that matter

^he don't like cricket

>>158591427
oh no

>>158591050
fuck no, sold itself out to india and the only players left exclusively care about $$$. soulless husk of a "sport" and the apparent widespread cheating and coverups for cheating and spot fixing appears to make soccer look squeaky clean. I imagine the only cunts left caring about it are 60+ year old performative nationalist nuffies and their low IQ spawn.

^he don't like cricket

>>158591589
>appears to make soccer look squeaky clean.
This is simply not true

>>158591662
I'm not seeing EPL customers excuse City because it's what everyone does and has been doing for years and you can't prove it shut up. Meanwhile I'm seeing every institution CA has their grubby little fingers on running interference for them.

>>158590593
being a sad depressing attentionseeker isn't much of a trick. can you catch a frisbee? lick your own nuts? those are good tricks.a dn ponies dont post in /alf/ maybe trot off to /mlp/ or the glue factory idk

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>>158587225

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>get home from work at 2pm
>have 2 coffees
>take a nap

>>158591687
dont know anything about wogball but you're a fucking faggot for even knowing that wogopolous

>>158587616
steak sanga

There are people I know that I would rather see dead, face down in a ditch.

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*beeps*

Pretending to work

Are emailsenders in complete and utter shambles today?
Apparrently outlook and teams are down

>>158588839
Look at how mad this cunt gets whenever there is office talk. Just clearly some fuckhead loser who can’t keep a job to save his life. Silly cunt, get fucked you low IQ wanker

>>158592110
>day long smoko
yeah it sucks bro, im in shambles

>>158592102
I've not sent a single email today

>replying to a post 2 hours old
kek

>>158592113
based

anyone reckon it's a nation state behind the microslop shit

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>>158587225
>Aussie women training negectful parenting and all night slutting

Based

>>158592132
more like day long cappuccino

It's just a fact of life that there are certain people that should die young.

knobGOD where you at bigdog?

more like shortandthindog

friday the 13th

jeets seem to own a lot of Domino's franchises

we could use knobgod in /cric/ right now

>>158592178
Microsoft said it's not a hack. It's what happens when you load up on incompetent jeets.

has the sydney aflw team aplogised yet?

any sport on?
jeetpadlers need not reply

>>158592545
competitive nation ruining. australia is currently 2nd on the premiership ladder.

how come mitch brown hasnt posted today?
i thought he injects his thoughts into all off field afl matters?

>>158592569
he's currently very emotional and will need to calm down before making a statement

>>158590356
He will have a career like johnno brown, early flag with older generation team then nothing for rest of long career

office364 iykwim haha

>>158592631
haha good one, don't mind if i borrow this one XD

>>158592178
>being this much of a techlet
>>158592432
this

Sir I am Brahman

>>158592645
alright hotshot cool your tone

hello poobums

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worst thing he's ever seen btw

>>158592651
pump 12, you stinking little jamboy

get carbone on the phone

>>158592704
Reddit - The Lawyer

>>158592704
it was the vibe

Go and get fucked you cunts

Why did /r/Australia become so incredibly racist and xenophobic?

>>158592741
I certainly will when I get into Wet on Wellington ;)

can a subcontinental lie about their caste to other subbies or do they all sense it and just know who is a revered Shiva-type and who cleans pit latrines

Kate McCarthy has deactivated her X account

>>158592757
shes still doing onlyfans tho

>>158592757
Why

>>158592110
I too am in shambles or was I'm finished the week.
It must be because Friday 13th.

>>158592806
because she said stuff like this

https://x.com/realRick_AUS/status/2121105492537979387

My posts aren't getting much traction in /cric/

>>158592823
have a you mate

>>158592823
It's just practice, the real summer of /cric/ hasn't started yet.

>>158592823
it's a tough market to crack. keep plugging mate

Will you gentlemen be watching the AFLW finals tomorrow?

THE LITTLE CHAMP!

>>158592857
love that lil nigga

got my heart broken again
thought she was different

>>158591940
im back

>>158592923
don't worry when india makes their own footy team and it gets accepted into the competition as the broom/Hyderabad baddies you'll forgot all the hoes

>>158592923
She doesn't deserve you mate.

>>158592948
How was your nap? I napped too.

just got off the weekly 4 hr video call with the work wife

>>158592970
terrible reckon i was asleep half an hour all up, didnt go deep at all today

>>158592984
Hows that big fat cunt going m8?

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my pooties finna win it all next year
dougie normie and brownlow in his first year and georgiades coleman winner

>>158592704
>>158592717
is carbone related to fuckcarssperg iykwim haha

>>158592993
shes actually trim and 8 years younger than me

>>158592993
it's an interesting discussion officer

my work wife is younger and hotter than your work wife

>>158593046
does she have a bf?

>/aflpol/ posting le women are le bad, again
Yawn

Just fucking abolish capitalism already

>>158593063
nah we're both single

Sex with Lucia Wiggle

kek what work wife only counts if you’re both in relationships

>>158593069
holy based

>>158593086
Shalom.

>>158593086
what is it called when youre both single?

>>158593100
situationship? dunno what that term means tbqh

>>158593013
i welcome the interstate interregnum that will precede the next geelong dynasty with harley reid as captain

simply don't give a fuck about cunts who get lost in the bush

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>foreign influence is bad
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!

What flavour of smith chips do you blokes like the most?

>>158593263
die in hellfire questionsperg

smith's make crisps mate not chips

>>158593184
>/aflpol/ anon is shocked to learn that a trillion dollar technology company has a presence in Israel which is a major technology developer

samboy clears smith's

>eating chips

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>>/aflpol/ anon is shocked to learn that a trillion dollar technology company has a presence in Israel which is a major technology developer
yeah and it's just a cohencidence that drag queens are so keen on reading stories to kids but not feeding the homeless or caring for the elderly

how good is money

the love of money is the root of all success

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>onions-1675111566696.png

wtf why does it say onions i said senpai

i used to hate nick riewoldt and kane corners until i actually watched them on the agenda setters and the way they would both call out the old hag on her bullshit made me realize they are the good guys in all of this

never cut kane corners on a good education

>>158593332
Legendary post

Name one interesting figure in afl media history besides sam newman and robbo

>>158593345
shane crawford

>>158593394
Fakest larrikin of all time

im gay fag

does kane cut corners?

You can tell that tj genuinely dislikes nathan brown

what is a tj

Some of you are going to die young.

>>158593488
doesn't matter

>>158593263
>>158593274
you know its not hard to get your details from 4chan. ausmoot was merely a university student at the time 4chan was hacked. it would be easy enough to pay someone to get your details and find you. you should reconsider what you are doing here if you value your safety.

footy?

yea i'm real scared of da glowies or sumthing lol

>HAHAHA CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP HAHAHAHA

Four n' twenty for dinner please

>>158593551
you shouldn't be scared of them, you should be scared of me. i have enough money to pay someone to find you.

Road train.

glowies are keyboard warrior poofs. disgruntled 4chan chuds though, thats a different story.

cant keep doing this

I don't even use 4chan anymore outside of this thread

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night lads. I'm plum tuckered.

>>158593345
Mark "Jacko" Jackson

>>158593597
Milburn clapping himself off after this worked the carlton ferals into a seethe

my caramelised onion recipe:
>onions
>olive oil and butter
>aged balsamic vinegar
>molasses
>hot honey
>whiskey or stout

Did you guys see the video of micksperg getting knocked out at Chatswood Westfield today?

>>158593488
I'm going to kill you someday
>>158593604
He wound those wogs up good

>today
that was wednesday evening champ

>>158593616
Yes, I asked if anyone had seen the video today though

>>158593623
why rewatch it

>>158593604
based dasher

>>158593631
I didnt insinuate they did

>pies hq is Victoria Park
>lions new home will be in Victoria Park
>iggs hq is in Victoria Park
maybe we should come up with some original place names

i'd rather another Victoria Park than another noongaboongadjabbaroo that any people who actually developed agriculture can't pronounce

>>158593655
Gee almost like Victoria was the name of a UK queen or something

agriculture is racist

>white people developed agriculture

math is racist

>you cant be racist against whites

top shalom

>>158593684
yes?

>>158593655
jeet means victoria in latin

>>158593701
agriculture started in the middle east

>>158593703
>Middle East was Arab (literally meaning in Hebrew white people who have darkened through race mixing)

>>158593707
did I say arab you fuckwit?

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>>158593703
ill start some agriculture in the middle of your east if you don't stop being confrontational

>>158593709
you wrongly implied middle east wasn't white you logic-impaired fuckwit.

OUR Richmond Tigers

Go the DONS

im gay fag