nothing to say OP?
Will Jacks Cox?
>>158621336not really. everyone here knows whats on, didnt want to say anything controversial either
>>158621329mitchs forearm is as thick as brooks neck
Can’t stop crying
There Will Be Cricket?
wild that england are 220-odd better off when Mahli isn't bowling at them
>dropped
it's owari da
Go aus zoomers
roolapse incoming
what a gay shot
goodnight
shave that fucken tash off, you're not worthy trav
Why can't we bat?
Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back boys
>pooper>bitch
Holy fuck
>>158621471More of a bowling nation
SAVE US RENGOD
Fucking spastics
useless wa cunts can't bat outside their own dungheap
Might have a wild swing at something full and wide of the off stump, lads
>>158621488Based Rooty
Wanna bet whether Aus innings gets over first or the B-desh in Wanderers jajajaj
feeling less pozitive about things atm
>>158621523just be happy
Uhhhh ausbros….
Absolute road of a pitch and they drop like flies. Australia is a broken cricket team.
When are they going to end the Head opening experiment? Hasn't worked outside the ashes. And almost every match since he gets out within the first few overs. Needs to be put back down the order. But I feel it won't happen because cricket Australia HATES to be wrong
>We will have a bowl thanks
BEARDMAN would have saved us
How embarrassing
>>158621668Have a bowl on a flat pitch with nothing in the air. Great move.
any chance of rain to save us?
>duckworth lewisno, rain only saves teams in tests
>>158621703NoneGoing to be dry the rest of the day in adelaide
>>158621723it saved India in wellington
A great performance from the Wales and England cricket team here
DROPPED THE ODI AUSTRALIA VS ENGLAND MENS SERIES
cant handle the #bantz
Renshaw will save us
>>158621886took his eye off it
>>158621886dropped harder than Marnus Labuschagne
scan the QR code and have your say
req run rate: 8
so head opens for the test against NZ right
Such a bad performance that my mind wandered to how if Nathan Bracken was born 10 years later would he have been the highest paid bowler in T20 franchise leagues?
Wales
grim
>wake up >England haven’t shat the bed for once Feels good bro
>>158621964not sure if either aus or nz will still have test status by that point so it might be irrelevant
>>158621886>all those empty seats Wish I was there :(
>well this sucks at least the kiwis belted the jeetsOh fuck
a terrible weekend of sport for new zealand
>>158622254just a terrible time to be a new zealander in general really
>>158622257so where are you headed to mate? goldie or perth?
>>158622257y-you beat india in the wogball
>required run rate 9>current run rate 3.7
>>158622260thinking about a move to wales
>>158622254kiwis WILL comeback to win the league game
>>158622282kek forget that was even on. wish you hadn't reminded me
>Sayers backs Khawaja's claims on sandpaper, goes against Cummins>The one-cap Test pace bowler who was part of the South Africa tour is the latest player to say everyone knew of the plans>Sayers also added his view to the theory that it would be very hard for the bowlers not to know what was going on. "I would have thought as a team, when you're trying to get the ball to reverse, that everyone would buy in because if one little thing goes wrong in the field to the ball, it stops it from reversing straight away. So, yeah, as I said, I'm pretty confident to say that everyone knew."YOU SIMPLY CANNOT DEFEND THIS AUSBROS. CUMMINS WAS LYING!
>>158622307i simply do not care anymore
aussies WILL comeback to win the cricket game
what about new zealand?
>>158622347it's over
This is unironically the post office scandal of cricket
>>158622354has anyone killed themselves yet
>the post office scandal of cricketwhat does that even mean?it's one of the biggest scandals in cricket's history and CA and the current team are all lying and getting exposed *eats popcorn*
remember when '''''top order''''' batsman cam green was being shielded from the strike against simon harmer in a test match? KEK
OhnononononoAhahahaha
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>>158622422based chance card enthusiast
This runchase is very doable, especially with the likes of Jack Edwards and Xavier Bartlett waiting in the sheds. Just you wait and see
inb4 umpire's call
not a good couple of days for poopeelandlost to the two most unathletic nations of all time
GONE GOTTEM
nice review dickhead
there goes BBL player renshaw
Renshaw? More like Well Short (of the target)
does anyone else get annoyed at arshdeep screaming with every delivery
why did they drop beardman?
>>158622476he's a glass cannon so they're saving him up
I imagine you would scream a little taking it arsh deep with every delivery of cock and ballsiykwim ha ha
>>158622476poms threatened to go back home if he played again
>michael JacksonAustralians are spiritually Indian with the old pop hits playing in-between overs
arshdeep squareleg
More like NZ got quare-pegGED ARSE deep
>>158622523u wot m8?
new pointless drawn lines fox gadget dropped lads
based high school bully statpadding
Why are they batting like it is a test match?
>>158622597Can editlad please edit lines in for the steps the batsmen didThanks in advance
>>158622649why did cumshit try to get a draw by blocking for 3 hours and getting green off strike
>>158622597>graphing the trajectory of how his poo comes outthat boi got some style
>>158622476so they can give free runs to random shitters like cox and banton
HAT TRICK ON
>>158622724minged it you wally
safe to say the first game was a fluke win for aus because >we had jet lag
KWABStumped by the keepers pad
wow really useful innings for the team there you lanklet fraud
STICK TO GAYFL POZZIESTHIS SPORT IS OURS
Win ProbabilityENG 99.73%AUS 0.27%they've gone a bit quiet here lads ahahaha
Will Spencer?
ZAMP OFF YOU FREAK
knew there was a reason I didn't watch this gamenice try /cric/ but I'm still a winner
>losing by 4191 runs at homeyikes pozziesisters
me? I'm looking forward to the 5 match t20 ashes after these warm up games :)
hopefully our sports journalists will give thoughtful analysis and commentary on tonight and guide the team to victory from here
There should be more one dayers and less t20s >:(
australia will win this. england always poolapse.
When is there going to be an ashes the hundred series?
we're more of a holding the ashes nation anyway
more of a having a shit record in england for years and publicly praying for rain on the last day despite probably sandpapering the fuck out of the ball nation really
when the english finally win the ashes back in a decade or twos time they might find its a bit scuffed on one side
>rig u-19 team with grownarse overage riggers>still lose after posting over 300>cant respond to THis post>cant out oneself on cric as a kaboom because KAboom>utter STATEkabooomm broasss
>>158622403>we won AGAINgetting a bit boring innit hehee x
Rabada comes across as arrogant, I don’t like him
GUZUMPED THAT FUCKER ITS OVER
>>158622894thats just what saffas are like
anyone ever met a nice south african?
>>158622880>thinking anyone outside of Pakistan or India cares about that match
oh morn criggy xhttps://youtu.be/Si-pC4Of3X0
>Archer can only pick up the tailender Unironically reckon they should drop him from the ODI squad, he’s been mediocre in the format since he came back, but the ECB love him.
>>158622868cheeky
@904>COPE is strong in dis oneKABOOKM
Keep on caring about teenage boys, diaspora.
>8 bowlers used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JONIiQQgbXkuhh yeah I'm thinking one thing is absolutely clear here lads...Australia are 100% confirmed as dirty filth rotten fkn cheats and liars
>>158622941breaking news water confirmed wet
>be called Chadd Sayers>be a Chadd who Sayers the truth
Chadd Rabada
>>158622946yes but Pat Cummins should be pulled up on why he lied through his teeth for 70+ minutes the other day
>>158622946water can't be wet, it makes things wetthe paint inside a tin of paint isn't painted
>>158622965what obvious thing should i have said perhapsbreaking news 4chan poster is faggot
Hilarious that poms say they have the moral high ground for ball tampering, if they didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all
doesn't make any sense mate
not renowned for their iq
https://youtu.be/RVdpkHeNB1Y@kaBOOM
>>158622941nobody but warner and bancroft knew about it
t. CA ceo todd greenburgstein
>>158622880>WHere can I watch highlights of DIS bla xGLad u asked fella xhttps://youtu.be/cGjyzWYtiBg
> professional cricketers are sort of aware that ball tampering is like a thing that happens in the sport of professional cricket therefore they were functionally aware of this very specific incident of ball tamperingreally not an argument worth making, mr. chadd sayers
desu pat cummins made the situation worse with his long press conference where he denied it all. (obviously lying)everyone makes fun of mitch marsh for being dumb but that was the 'less bad' option. If you just say 'no comment' it makes you sound guilty but you're not fully committing at least
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