>he fell for the dragon
>>92537008>op posting this.
Love this thread
>>92537008It's the DM's fault for making the dragon so seducable.
I will do it again.
>>92537008At least they had a cute daughter
They were asking for it.
>>92537008Just get a girlfriend and stop posting these threads. How many "cute dragon" threads do we need?
>mfw all my children will be superior to all other humans>mfw they will live for hundreds, maybe a thousand years>mfw they will cement a lineage that will outlast kingdoms, empires, even gods>mfw I get all this by smashing some shapeshifting force of nature pussyYou don't need to be a horny bard to see the advantages of having the mother of your children being a flying barn that breathes the raw elemental forces of destruction, with a mind keener than any magus in the world. It doesn't matter if I might be a passionate summer in the grand scheme of things to her when I am withered and grey on my deathbed, it will have been a life well spent.
>>92543509>His dragons aren't the unsurpassed practitioners of the arcane artsI can understand if you like spelunking, but I ain't about that life.
>>92543608I'd like to fuck something more my size, and with the characteristics I prefer in my sexual partners. If she says the scales stay on, that is her right. But I very much like big butts and bountiful breasts. I'm not about that feral life either, thanks.
>>92537008>bestiality thread #23487923482798472014Why?
>>92537008H-Hey guys, what wou- what would you do if, uuuummm...>eyes glaze over, sharply inhalesUuuh... Wh- Uh, what would you do if...>stands up on tip-toes, arms straightened to the sideYour character... Me- uh, encountered... like, a ki- a kobold... with big TITS aaaaand...>begins opening and closing hands rapidlyAnd um, what if there was like a hot f- uuuh, f- uuuh, girl dragon too who wanted to have SEX>neck spasms uncontrollably, mumbles something under his breathAaaaaaand the local lord -- matriarchy, like, um, like a matriarchy where the women ra- rape. Uuuuh, femdom. Tits. W-What would you do?
I wish dragons were real bros
>>92537008Who did? Explain your game's characters, the scene and context in detail.
>>92537008My Oath would have allowed the foul beast to live! I may have fallen, but for the people I have saved, I have no regrets....Wait, think I went with the wrong "fell"
>>92537008Yes
>>92537008and it will be relevant for the next 50 sessions
>>92542817What is she playing?
>>92556757splatterhouse
>>92556831excellent
>Get added to the dragons hoard. The dragon keeps them there for as long as they last.I run my Dragons as Turkish-Mongol Warlords where they obtain women (by some/any means) and have their sons (the dragonborn) fight for them as a private army. They usually fight other dragons and raid villages to grow their army and hoard.>pic unrelated only there to provoke lust
>>92550276I should hope so.
FUCKFURFAGS
