>go to wizard tower>he dosent have stairs for you to get up>you need to get teleported up but can't>be a smug fighter and decide to rope climb up>the wizard sees you climbing up from his window>he fucking wind kicks you in the balls throwing you off the rope to your deathwhat now fightan xhes chuds?
>>92699124I merely punch the tower until it's nothing but rubble.I'll see you at the bottom with the rest of the debris wizcuck
>>92699124Provoke a tribe of hill giants into attacking you. Then lead them on a marry chase to the dick wizards tower so the can tear it down. If that does not work and the hill giants all get blasted with fire balls and lighting bolts then you try for Stone giants tunneling in the underdark. You have the stone giants sap and undermine the tower so it falls into the underdark and then have the stone giants bash the bastard wizards tower to pebbles. If that does not work somehow then you just keep going up the ranks of giant kind until you win. First you go after the frost giants of the far north and drag them and there ice dragon mounts to the tower to freeze the stupid mage to death in his own home. Or at the least force him to burn his own spell books for warmth. Then you get the fire giants from there burning hell like realms and have them wage there hell fire war on the wizard with there monstrous war engines to burn him out of this world. then you get the cloud giants to attack him and see if there cloud castles and other magics can counter the wiz master in his piss tower. Your last chance at this point with the giants is to hope you have gotten so many giants killed at this point that the storm giants get pissed off that so many of there kin have been killed that they get up off there lazy assess and smite the evil warlock themselves. If that does not work then i do not know? Maybe try the dragons next see if they work out better?
lmao get rekt idiot you should've used a trampoline and jumped up
>>92699124Did you just play Morrowind for the first time? Are you old enough to browse this site?>>>/v/Go hang out with the other teenagers.
>>92699152>you break your hands and get infected>>92699205>wizard casts rain fire on everything then pisses on you>>92699229>you land on the spikes>>92699261fuck off
>>92699684>get infected>overcome disease>immune system becomes stronger ergo I become strongerPathetic.
I was never going to "go" to the wizards tower. I have artillery.
>>92699124I simply toss myself up the wizard tower and kick him in the chins
>>92702106it's blocked by magic shield, sorry.>>92699205>writes a whole novel to explain what he needs to do>wizard simply casts fireball and kills you instantly
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>92699124I roll charisma to convince the wizard to drop down his beard for me to climb
>>92699124Being a wizard myself I cast antimagic field on the flying wizard so he plummets to his death as well. Cocky assholes like that annoy me.
I sign the wizard up for every magazine subscription I can find and see how long it takes for him to cancel all of them without a phone.
>>92699124Why are your ball so soft?
I take pictures of the power and then post them on my socials to start a movement. What kind of ableist wizard doesn't have wheelchair ramps? After that I use my wheelchair to fly up to the tower.
>>92699124With one swing of my sword I vaporize the entire tower, the wizard dies immediately and without even knowing what killed him. So long, nerds!
>>92699124I call the local lord to deal with this unauthorised construction (on his land)
>>92702187>shieldGood. Now you're under siege and can't run away. Get ready for daily psychological warfare.
>>92699124Jump to the top of the tower
>>92699124Throw my 200m radius anti-magic field grenade at it when the wizard isn’t looking. If it doesn’t collapse immediately (from being held up magically), just wait it out since the occupant now can’t get food and water.
I load my trebuchet with an Orb of Greatest Fireball
>>92699124Is there a purpose to this thread?
>>92699124>rope climb up>wizard wind kicks me >rope climb up>wizard wind kicks me >rope climb up>wizard wind kicks me >rope climb up>wizard wind kicks me >rope climb up>wizard is out of spell slots and I stab himez pz
>>92707279It turns out the tower was on a magic Node, and he can keep casting certain spells.
>>92707294>I hire a company of miners to dig under the tower and lay explosives>rope climb up>wizard wind kicks me>rope climb up>wizard wind kicks me>the wizard is trapped in a loop, unable to stop my miners, as he cannot move and cast spells at the same time>the explosion destroys his towers foundation and it crumbles into itself, killing all inside>the wizard is dead, and I claim his treasure
>>92699124>leave>find another wizard tower that has stairs>profit
>find out what gets wizard's rocks off (goblin shortstacks)>surgically implant bomb in womb of goblin shortstack, with detonator button protruding from cervix>send shortstack into tower>wizard fucks goblin, doesn't set off bomb 'cause he can't hit the cervix>pay top coin to bards to sing songs and tell tales that will become popular until time itself crumbles to dust, all about how much of a dicklet the wizard is>dicklet wizard kills himself out of shameezpz gg no re
>>92699124Oh hey, that's Xardas' tower. Very nice.
>>92709044yes!>>92707279nop>>92707348nop
who are you quoting?
>>92699205How is the fighter going to convince any of these giants to help him?
>>92703368lol not a single example provided
>>92699124>Be me Generica the Fighter>Get tasked by local Lord to get taxes from the high wizard>Go over to his tower to find no entrances>Decided to wait a while to see if anyone is home>See high wizard looking at me atop his tower>Claims that tower now the independent of wizards and is free from taxes>Deadstare.png>Decide to start climbing tower to shake down the high nerd>Get halfway up before the wizard casts gust of wind at me, knocking me down from his tower.>Nowitspersonal.jpg>Continue trying to climb up the tower, only to get knocked down by wiznerd for the rest of the day>Now its time for huge thinking>Climb up to the half way point of the wizidiot tower>Ready my action and wait until wizdork throws gust of wind at me>letsgetthepartystarted.png>As soon as he casts gust of wind I react by throwing three grappling hooks, emitting themselves into the tower due to my rocking 20 strength>he gusts of winds me off his tower but I grab onto one the three ropes because of my rocking 20 dex>Wizpoint dexter panics now>he already casts a spell so he now has to wait 6 seconds to cast another one>Panics harder when he see me start climbing up to him fast as I can>WizClown give a nervous smile as he casts magic missile to target all my ropes>Use my reaction to throw three more grappling hooks, this time at wizmp >Because He cast a spell he can't cast another one for 6 seconds>Giving this wizpunk 3 brand new piercings >magic missile cuts the rope but I just grab onto the new ones>Hear wizlard screaming as I climb my way up to him while he tries to pull them>He tries to cast some teleportation spell but by then I'm already on top of him>I quickly disarm his magical stick and shove my fist into his mouth to prevent him casting magics>Wiznerd cries with his 8 strength not being strong enough to escape my grapple>Slowly choke the wizdork until he passes out>Help myself to all his bitchin loot before tying and gagging the wizloser as I climb down
>>92710393By proving himself as their new big boss via a trial of combat
>>92710681>it was all a dream>fighter wakes up now as a trans woman >wiz was 20 str too lol
>>92715943>tranniesyeah I should have expected wiz's to be obsessed with that sorta stuffAlso you saying the wizard has 20 str means that all the stuff happend Also>Find wizlizard passed out from casting wish to make me into a girl>Escape for my bindings and throw wizbitch off of tower>Wizloser tries to resist but is still so weak that a -4 STR beats his ass in a grapple check>MatrialChads keep winning
>>92716011>the dark wizard approaches now
>>92716142Shit, no wonder why he didn't pay taxes
>>92712466lol, good luck with that
