this is how I wizard
>Grand VizierSorry, that's the villain of the campaign not a player character.
>>92720518>Where do you work out?>At the library
>>92720518Imagine showing that guy a tablet PC with more books on it than his entire caravan.
>>92720928>imagine that guy showing you his bound djinni older than the human race who can recite the akashic records in tongues of smokeless fireWhy would you fuck with the mystical grand vizier? Why would you choose to do this? Do you think you will avoid being cursed?
>>92720957>Time traveler tries to act smug with a phone.>Persian wizard imprisons him in a lamp for all eternity.
>>92720928"So much knowledge? Your people must be well-read.""No, we just use it to watch porn."
>>92721033>To avoid parting with his collection of 117,000 TBs of porn while traveling, the avid coomer and Grand Faggot of /tg/, OP, has them carried by a caravan of four hundred femboys paid to walk in content degeneracy order.
>>92721295Me in the back
How does camels know what alphabets is? Surely you train the camels to walk in a certain order and then use that to determine where to put your books, not expect the camels to learn who goes first based on what they're carrying.
How many camels do you think were dedicated carrying books by an Al
>>92721453lmao
>>92721490Maybe you sort them by the second part of the name? I dont know what "Al" means over there but I
>>92720518This is how I wizard
>>92721453>How does camels know what alphabets is?Anon are you not teaching your camels how to read?
>>92722459I assume it means "the" or something. What the fuck 4chan?
>>92722462Has this been tried? Does this work?
>>92722541Can confirm some women are fascinated by cheese, but it helps if you don't be unattractive first.
This is how I cleric
>the most avid roleplayer at the table also has no clue whats happening
>>92721453That's why you're not a wizard.
Big black cthulhus
Now this is a wizard! ദ്ദി( • ᴗ - )
>>92721453They obviously can't learn to read, or even the entire alphabet, but a camel can learn a single letter. And that's all it takes.
>>92721453>train lead caravan camel to follow personal camel>train other camels to each follow something painted with specific letter/digraph>paint letters/digraphs on each pack in alphabetical order>camels follow in alphabetical ordernot as complex as you might expectthe hard part is finding a literate camel trainer
>>92722685That is a man with principles.
>>92722623>miracles are totally different from magic broYeah no calling bullshit on that
>>92721033I don’t know if he would be impressed by the volume of knowledge, frustrated by the triviality of it, or horrified at how easily accessible it was to even the common man.
Seems like a great way to lose a lot of your books.
>>92722685Average 4chan poster.
>>92724826Camels eat books?
>>92720518so you want every spell to be stored in 1d6 standard spellbooks (per spell level)? Done, just for you. Fireball is level 3, so around 10 books are needed. Did you buy a new camel for this spell? Okay. You will also need a camel handler since you are not skilled in animal handling.
>>92727807First of all, spellbooks contains multiple spells each. Technically a spellbook can contain an infinite amount of spells, so you only ever need a single spellbook of 100 vellum pages for all your spells. How? Magic, you are a wizard, this stuff is trivial.Also, if you summon a camel, you don't need animal handling, it already obeys you to the best of its capability. And even if you did need it, you can summon something that has animal handling, or simply wish whatever you want done, done.
>>92722541Only with fancy cheese, american sliced cheese isnt going to cut it.
>>92722470Yes, but they're mildly retarded.
>>92723389Orthodox Jews believe magic is real and that it originates from their own god, even though the Egyptians used statues animated by magic through worshipping their personal gods to enslave the Jews. In short, Orthodox Jews believe belief itself is answered by god in the form of magic / miracles, even if it's technically the wrong form of works, but will still send the worshiper to hell if they don't believe in the Jewish god. It's how the justify their enslavement and witches and whatever. I once read a story, in relatively modern times, like 1900-something, where a Rabbi gave a woman a regular stick to heal her son, and so strong was her belief in that Rabbi that it did heal him.Christians believing something similar is not out of the question. They're all schizos, why do you care anyways? It's not like any of them aren't crazy. Witches used to do psychedelics and believe they were fucking the Devil. Really, stop being so silly.
>>92730433>of worksof worship*The Jew god is Io from D&D. He cares not where the belief comes from, only that it does. Still send you to hell.
>>92720988>genie of the lamp is a timetravelling california hipsterNo wonder they're so pissy
>>92721295Wow, he's just like me!
>>92722768how about cthuwus?
>>92722541I have just tested this spell, and indeed the woman was fascinated by the cheese. The woman commented that cheese is good.
>>92722819No a camel would need to learn at least 2 letters, but the majority would need to learn 3Camel F would have to also know E and G, so it knows between themOr maybe a camel only needs to know 1 letter, the letter of the camel in front of it, assuming that camels do not have a strong sense of identity and do not identify with a letterBut such questions of camel psychology are beyond us non-wizards
>>92722792Please tell me this isn't from an official book. If it is, I may accidentally jerk my steering wheel into the nearest barnes and nobles next time I'm out.
>>92732641Gotchu bro
