Jungle Fighters Edition>SoB detachment previewhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/06/are-you-a-burn-everything-kind-of-battle-sister-or-a-penitent-zealot-find-out-in-codex-adepta-sororitas/>GSC detachment previewhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/05/building-a-better-brood-get-the-most-from-new-detachments-in-codex-genestealer-cults/>Balance Dataslate:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/20/warhammer-40000-metawatch-downloading-the-new-balance-dataslate/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTL>Previous thread:>>93223887 >Thread Question:What are your thoughts on iconic Catachan characters like Iron Hand Straken and Sly Marbo, why aren't other characters as cool?
>>93227805Iron Hands are all retards.No exceptions.
Good afternoon, everyone.Take a look at this collection of various creatures from the fantasy setting. If you had to choose one, which one would you add into 40K?
>>93227805>character called Iron Hand>is not an Iron HandFucked up.
>>93227822you didn't read the question
>>93227823I'd have the buff lizard dudes on the bottom.I'd roll them into Dork Eldar so they actually have a unit that isn't made of cardboard and napkins.
>>93227823I think there are already giant abhumans somewhere in the lore. Some of the warp touched beasts could easily be chaos spawn in the 40k setting as well though.
Brother, I am pinned here
>>93227836No exceptions.
They'll get 40K rules right? They're even in plastic now!
>>93227823Hellpit Abom for AdMech and Chaos. Ogre Wizz n Hypno-Cat for TS.
>>93227843>genestealer ambush, circa 020.M3, colorized
>>93227850Just make up your own headcannon rules for a narrative game. Or just proxy them as something else.Toys are meant to be played with
>>93227850Whatever do you mean? You've got two Kastelans in there, a bigger Skorpius, and 20 Skitarii. What more do you want? Thallaxi? Never heard of those.
>it took a swarm of 13 World Eaters to take down a Custodes in HHI'm curious, what are some other mentions of how many Chaos Marines did it take to take down a Custodes in an open fight, particularly post heresy? Can CSM of any rank even take on Custodes in 1v1 without being a named character without plot armor? What would it take to take down a regular generic Custodes in an even fight fluff-wise, a Chosen at minimum? A Chaos Terminator? Or perhaps a Chaos Lord?
>>93227805When are they gonna preview the KT already? All the other guard stuff got shown off there first. I just want my team of Predator dudes and Vasquezes.
>the Trooper version of chaos space marines are now a highly customizable and versatile unit with a lot of options>chosen are now just a power weapon melee unitWhat happened to this codex guys?
>>93227828He has an iron hand though.
>>93227823there's only one correct answer
>>93227805>TQThe rest of the IG characters aren’t based off of action movie stars and characters. Therefore they will never be as cool.
>>93227870This.
>>93227836You didn't understand his joke
>>93227871Argel Tal and his gang killed some Custodes, so (greater) possessed can do it. Apparently that one Blackshields guy (WE) killed one, and some died during Outcast Dead.
Is there any weapon or unit in dark eldar that would have lightning effects?
>>93227907And an iron nipple.
>>93227970Not really unless you want to go full Frankenstein's Monster with a grotesque squad or pain engine.
Where is the 40k roadmap? Did it update yet?
can't get doxed when you don't post models to any social media>implying I have any social media accounts>WEF UN bitches wont mindrape me
>>93228104I've done image searches on all my models with 0 results leading back to me so I should be safe.
>55 replies>1 unique poster
>>93227805No one gives a fuck about Iron Hands
@93228173(You)
>>93227823Mindstealer Sphinx for TSonsTrolls/Troggoths for OrksSpirit of the Mountain for CWE
>>93227897>what happened Chosen got a lot of traction being run with a chaos lord in transports so got hit with the nerf hammer which sucked all the fun out of them. Legionnaires got pushed so they sell more of the kill team box over the standard box.
>somebody asks why the schizo is obsessed with ben>Schizo starts spamming about how everything bad in the thread is beenEvery time
>>93228104I’m sure one day I’ll be tracked down and murdered over my schizophrenic basing schemes or shit paint jobs. But I don’t do social media either outside of closed LGS discords and stuff.
>>93228261dont forget how you post multiple times per week from youre lgs
>>93227972It would be weird if he didn’t though.
Do we have a political alignment chart for all the factions and their player base? I think I've seen one or two in the thread before but can't recall.
>>93228283That too. But I also post from multiple LGS. Tbf I’ve had folks from here message me and even play games a couple times. But I think the anxiety of seeing other 4chan people gets the better of them and they usually scamper off or I’m not what they hoped/expected.
>>93228306if you're ever on the west coast for an event or something and wanna play lmk sallyanon
>>93228294Why do you need one?
>>93228334Personal reasons and because I like to see people bicker over whether the Imperium is fascist or not.
>>93228310‘Prec. But I haven’t been to cali since like 2014. And it’s a lot more expensive nowadays.
>>93228294If you’re gonna post it, just post it, don’t act like someone wants to see your hyper specific meme that isn’t funny again.
>>93228346Fag.
>>93228283I had someone notice the game store name on my objective markers and comment about its location once, but I didn't think it was anything other than playful joking about an unintentional slip. I'm not worried about it, but I know some people here are intensely protective of their private information.
>>93228367You forgot the NTA my brother.
>>93228367objective markers with club names are so ugly that the only logical reason to be using them is to confuse schizodoxxers
>>93228306How were the games you did get in with people from here?The most interaction I've gotten from this site irl was someone replying to me saying they recognized the terrain and models from my picture, and said "nice to see one of the locals here. Always a treat to play against you" or something similar. I have no clue which person at my LGS it was, if it was real.
>>93228202>Trolls/Troggoths for OrksThat doesn't make sense
>>93228375You're right of course. Didn't mean to imply I was Sallyanon. My models are much more clumsily painted and my dudes lore only half as autisticly documented.As an aside I have noticed passively though that there are a weirdly large number of posters from Florida, USA here.
>>93228407East coasters are gamers. Nothing else to do.
>>93228391Mostly fine. I’m pretty sure one is just a lurker here and runs mostly grey tide. The other one had some really nice looking loyalist Knights. There’s a third who I told to hit me up when he had enough minis for an actual game but I never heard from him after that.
The scale creep pisses me off to no end, why the fuck did they have to make Primaris and especially their Dreads so fucking huge???
>>93228427They’re canonically taller…
>>93228427why do you keep posting this
>>93227823>If you had to choose one, which one would you add into 40K?None of them.All of these look like shit and don't belong in 40k.
>>93228427Primaris have always been taller than CSM.
>>93228427The Dreads bother me more than the infantry. They're so stupidly huge that nothing can really proxy them properly and they just take up a ton of space both to transport and in game. The kits are total ass to build too.
>>93228442>too bigGet more shelf space and a bigger case.>The kits are total ass to build too.Skill issue.Get better at miniature bulding.
>>93228442>The kits are total ass to build too.the only part I had trouble with was the arms
>>93227823isnt the frog on the floating chair already the guy that invented the 40 universe
>>93228407>As an aside I have noticed passively though that there are a weirdly large number of posters from Florida, USA here.I have yet to see another Midwest poster. You'd think that when the only alternative is cheese and corn there would be more tabletop gamers.
Any of you nice people got a pdf of the WE codex from 9th that you can throw my way?
>>93228486I'm in montana does that count
Attention Space Wolf player:EBay has old metal dreadnaughts for SW and for some reason they’re less than half the cost of the others.
>>93227805Could Shadow the Hedgehog beat Sly Marbo?
>>93228433Because I'm still mad about it.>>93228432>>93228441Yeah, but for what fucking purpose.We're supposed to be bigger and stronger.>>93228442Yeah, I wasn't bothered as much until I saw it compared to a Hellbrute, absolutely fucking retarded.It makes Wardogs look fucking tiny.
>>93228494I have a buddy in Montana. He fucking hates Warhammer and smokes a shitload of weed.Close enough I guess.
>>93228496Does Shadow get his pump action SMG?
>>93228496Sly Marbo killed Maria
>>93228502>Yeah, but for what fucking purpose.To make it accurate>We're supposed to be bigger and stronger.No, CSM are inferior firstborn, they are shorter and weaker than primaris.
>>93228489Sorry anon. Don't seem to have it anymore.Have some Angron to tide you over
>>93228502>We're supposed to be bigger and stronger.never been the case, csm always were worse off because their gear couldnt be maintainedthis isn't WHF where slaves of chaos are hulking super soldiers compared to their equivalents
>>93228486We are here. I even had a dude call me out because he recognized a terrain piece specific to a local shop.The biggest threat to my anonymity here is the fact that I appeared twice on a sub-500 average views battle report YT, playing an army many regular posters would probably recognize.
>>93228502>We're supposed to be bigger and stronger.fucking what
>>93228534oh fuck i absolutely have to see this army now. got at least 1 model pic? I promise i won't swat you
>>93228534>>93228550don't believe him, Anon. He's coming for you
Roadmap when?
>>93228566July 14th, at the Tacoma event
reminder that The Emperor was entirely justified in wanting to "retire" the marines when the crusade was over, the marines aren't human and all non-human sentient life needs to die for mankind to prosper, simple as.>We astartes are NOT human, mortals are weaklings and inferiors>WTF, how could the Emperor of Humanity do this! Why would he cull us! We're better than the thunder warriors!>Why is he treating us like a bunch of mindless xenos beasts in need of a purge, we're His Angels!
>>93228570"Tacoma Event" makes it sound extinction level
>>93228407>weirdly large number of posters from Florida, USA hereadd another. I don’t post my minis here cause I know some people that probably post here and I’d get made immediately.
>>93228573with the smell from that many warhammer trannies in one place it very well might be
>>93228566>>93228570>>93228573who do we think is next?
>>93228427>0.5 of a mm difference>THIS IS GENOCIDE I'M OUTRAGEDPower armour cultists are fucking insane
>>93228575cowardjust kidding I live in nowheresville and can't be doxxed
>>93228584votann
>>93228584Agents, both Knights, Blood Angels
>>93228588nice try Rich but i know its you
>>93228591Grim imperisloppa times
>>93228575If you play in tournaments, there's a big contingent of central Florida players that travel around the state to a bunch of different shops for various events so there's a lot of exchange of players all throughout the state. There's also tons of big competitive players up north more who go nationwide.
>>93228607yes yes don't worry xenotroon you'll get your equal attention cake soon enough
>>93228607knife ears this winter
>>93228427>The scale creepi have always wanted this white metal demon prince but honestly its so fuckin tiny these dayslook at that 60mm base
>>93228591I wish BA would be soon. The legion stuff dark angels got was pretty kick ass.
>>93228598you'd be closer calling me Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Did a huge number of posts just get deleted for some reason?
>>93228642Wisconsin or Illinois pole decent?
>>93228634not sure what's the problem here
>>93228617I dont but we get a lot of tourney players in my LGS that move around a lot. yall are cool, in fact i dont think ive met a bad FL player
>>93228653He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
>>93228644It would appear your offtopic posts were in fact removed.
>>93228634This thing has actually remained similar to other non-winged Daemon Princes in size. The ACTUAL model that has been rather miserably scale crept is the old winged plastic Daemon Prince; the new plastic one has a way bigger wing profile.
>>93228644the schizo got pissed at getting called out and asked jannies for help
>>93228634If that's a 60mm base it's pretty huge actually
>>93228674Keep posts on topic and be less sour.
>>93228653>>93228673>>93228677my bad i ment to write 40mm base
You guys think the Codex's for the next roadmap have 10.5th edition in mind? Or have they already gone to printers
>>93228690Just put that nigga on a 60mm and he’ll fit right in with the new guys
>>93228607>>93228621Xenos have gotten a huge number of codexes already this edition. 5 out of 11 total codexes released so far. I would say they're not exactly hurting for attention.
>jannoids are at the beck and call of an esl spastic that ruins threadstg is truly the worst board
>>93228701no you don't understand my boring space elves haven't gotten theirs yet so nothing else matters
>>93228697Well, wouldn't Pariah Nexus needed to have gone to the printers by a significant lead time as well? Probably not as much as a full codex book takes, but they obviously needed to issue errata for the deck day one so that shows that they have been done writing them for at least a couple months.
With the old one you could run the brood brothers kill team with him as the patriarch
>>93228653>add left's wing to the right>basically the same sizeWow
>>93228707just gotta stroke their dicks on IRC a little
>>93228707>>jannoids are at the beck and call of an esl spastic that ruins threadsWell it's no surprise.Our resident shitposter is a fag that saves gay bara primarch porn on his phone.He probably does some fag shit for the mods so they'll favor him.
>>93228716This image is digital lies, picrelated >>93228653 is actual truth
>>93228707>>93228724>Nooo my offtopic posts got deleted the jannies are in an evil cabal nooo
>>93228701I will say it is startling that Marines have only gotten one of their supplement chapters released so far. Normally they crank those bad boys out asap because they know that those all make people buy more of the new marine models while they are still new and exciting.
>>93228697Of course they’ve already gone to the printer. Index cards and codexes are a scam.
>>93228707>>93228734lol, get deleted faggot.
>>93228739The old daemonprince is on a tactical rock in your linked image.The base is slightly elevated.
>>93228741>>93228751Everyone knows you reported them because you have a fragile ego.
>>93228716Bruh there is literal photo evidence above your post that they’ve got similar physical profiles
>>93228756James' obsession with standing on rocks instead of hiding behind them is just fucking weird
>>93228653>>93228771NTA but I will say the tactical rock is doing a lot of work on the right base. They are still pretty similar though.
>>93228502>but for what fucking purpose.to net the children and manchildren
>>93228756the new one's on an even bigger tactical rock>>93228773this isn't bolt action, taking cover is for boring faggots
>>93228756He is also far more hunched while the other image is standing more straight. The sizes and mass is similar enough
>>93228756>>93228773I mean the skulls are pretty well organized so I saw it as like a ritual stone he was on. I am but one anon though.
>>93228773I think the Vindicaire is the only one I have ever seen using cover. Makes sense for assassins though.A lot of people make bunkers and sand bag pits for their guardsmen weapon teams too though.
I never been to an LGS brosDoes it actually stink?
>>93228769He's still reeling over having 3 of his threads deleted in a row yesterday
>>93228756Old one is giving the illusion of being shorter because he’s bending his legs way more than the new one who’s standing straighter. Even so, the sword and backpack give him enough height to make him similar to the new ones so long as they’re not winged. I’m speaking as someone who has both built.
>>93228807only if they have a sizeable MTG playerbase
>>93228807Depends how recently MTG night was. Those guys have absolutely no self-regulation.
>>93228771>>93228739on top of the tactical rock, you're also forgetting that those are 3 different models.
>>93228816minicompare is dogshit that says eightbound are taller than gravis and terminators, don't trust that site
>>93228808Do it again.
>>93228816The right two are the same kit with different options on them. You can tell by the identical pose, just with a slight rotation of the base.
>>93228816If you cut up the leftmost one and convert him to stand more upright he would be the same size as the others
>>93228816Bro I am telling you I have the models, and their profiles are similar, whatever you’re doing as comparison is not working
>>93228532>>93228549Yeah but we have that chaos juice and gifts, we're supposed to be bigger, physically and mentally.>>93228634Cool model, but personally I find the new one to make it justice.Plus working with metal must be a bitch.You should still go for it if it has some sentimental value to you, it'll make a nice collection piece if nothing else.
>>93228807Wargaming nerds are one of the better groups of nerds because they need to have a certain level of income and social interaction to play wargames.
>>93228807Like the other guys have said, MTG players will stink up the store FAR faster than any Warhammer night. It takes around 1-2 MTG players to get to the level of around 10-12 Warhammer players in the same crowded room.But don't get me wrong, sometimes there can be a stinky Warhammer player. They're much rarer though.In any case if your LGS is worth it's salt they should have a body odor policy.
>>93228844>we're supposed to be bigger, physically and mentally.nopeonly certain stock like berzerkers and death guard
>>93228844>Yeah but we have that chaos juice and gifts, we're supposed to be bigger, physically and mentally.That has never been the case.>mentallyYou're "daddy issues" the faction.You're inferior even mentally.
>>93228807mine has the gaming space located underground, very roomy and it echoes therethere is no air conditioning and the only bathroom is in the corner of said roomwhat im trying to convey here is that it always stinks into high heaven there and every time someone goes to take a shit the whole room echoes with his farts ans everyone laughs
>>93228825God you're pathetic.
This is where the PVA glue comes in handy
>>93228854What's the matter fella?Bad at making threads?
>>93228816>that those are 3 different models.The right 2 are the same kit, ninny
>>9322880740k crowd is generally cleaner a lot of them have jobs and wives
>>93228853Describe the smell
>>93228821Seems like they're huge.
>>93228853>>93228876Where is it? What’s it called? Is it even real or just bullshit?
>>93228890Why do you ask? Planning to go drop a Fat Boy into the toilet?
We know if we're gonna get any new sculpts for Agents of Imperium or is it exclusively a round-up of previous stuff?
>>93228906They promised a new sculpt for every release, don't see why not.They only have a codex release so they can cut all the resin in one go anyways
>>93228906primaris deathwatch and new grey knights
>>93228853>the only bathroom is in the corner of said roomMidgame show?
>>93228906They did say that all codexes are going to get model/s alongside their codex.At worst you will get like only 1 new model for the Agents of the Imperium codex.And rest you have to then compile from the previous stuff they have made and released.
>>93228849>>93228851Technically he's right, primaris have been created specifically to bridge the gap that the primarch saw between loyalist marines and the chaos-infused traitorsbut the reason why the posterboy heroes are bigger and stronger than their foes has nothing to do with fluff and everything to do with marketing
>>93228918>new grey knightsHope they're in new HH scale instead of weird psuedo-primaris things
>>93228877He means height, and the levi terminators are taller
>>93227805If you painted his sword hilt a pinky purple it would look like he's jerkin' it.
Thoughts on Tzaangor Shamans?
>>9322787111 loyalist dark angels kill 1 custodes in the Cypher book. However they have a librarian and 2 heavy weapons. The custodes kills 9 out of 11 of them though.
>>93228946I think they are pretty cool and chaos mutants are underrepresented.
Where do you check for lists and where can I look for 1000 point lists for GSC?
>>93228946tzaangors with chainswords and pistols are one thingtzaangors with shields, bows, discs and staffs are not
>>93228957which book was this? i see it quoted a lot I couldnt find it though
>>93228946looks like his pecker is out
>>93228853Tabletop gamers truly are scum, the lowest of the low
>>93228918I hope its a dedicated dw kit, rather than just a intercessor upgrade sprue.
>>93228961I use http://armylists.rmz.gs/99% of it is going to be 2k though, that's the standard. May be able to filter it on BCP through the name but you'll need a sub to view the lists
>>93228975
>>93228975sorry the LGS laughed at you shitting loudly
>>93228985Samefag less.
>>93228975>Tabletop gamers truly are scum, the lowest of the lowWe know already. Please move on.
What's the most "Wizardry" chapter among the Loyalist Adeptus?Like, who are the Thousand Son equivalents among the Imperium?
>>93228996blood ravens are loyalist Tsons
>>93228996grey knights you fucking retardus
>>93228996Blood Ravens
>>93228996Blood AngelsThey're also the best fightersand the best artistsand the most beautifuland have the strongest chapter master
>>93228971Cypher lord of the fallen. It happens last 2 or 3 chapters. The emperor also resurrects the custodes to personally tell cypher hes busy but he'll talk later. I kid you not.
>>93229009oh look the guy seething over blood angels is back
>>93229013always here bitch
>>93227823Maybe some chaos mechanical spiders would be cool but they’ll never make chaos admech.
>>93229003>>93229005Really? They don't strike me as Wizards
>>93229028They have an unusually high percentage of psykers and are heavily implied to actually have thousand sons geneseed
>>93228996Theres prob a dark angel successor chapter where 1 in 20 is a librarian.
>>93227871There's that one story where eldar harlequins run around the imperial palace and off a fair number of them. IIRC the author fucked with the whinners by pretending he didn't know the difference between custodes and marines.
Loyalist bros... You're not really going to pay for pallet swaps of your Primaris Ultramarines in a videogame, are you?You're not really going to grind out a battle pass just to unlock individual pieces of MkVI armor cosmetics, are you?
>>93229068Ben, take it back to /pol.
>>93229063In fairness, aren't Harlequins to normal Eldar like Custodes are to normal Space Marines? Ultra elite killers?
>>93229063Classic
>>93228996Dark Angels for Progenitors, Grey Knights for Successors.
>>93229082Yeah. I think the only ones that top the eldar food chain above a harlie are legit Chaos Eldar.
>>93228921
>>93229063>Author is a petty fag on purpose>Eldarfags will literally never let anyone forget itTypical.>>93229082No. Eldar of all kinds have nothing on the level of Custodes.
>>93229107>Loser has to shit in front of everyone else>Winner gets to shit in front of everyone elseWhich is it
Shapeways just went and fucking died out of nowhereAmazing how overpriced they were and they still managed to fuck it up
>>93229102>legit Chaos EldarLet's not start that argument yet again.
>>93229107>nobody clappingmust be diarrhea
>>93229102>Chaos EldarAll three of them?
>>93229115I think you could make the argument that some of the Phoenix Lords are on par with a Custodes. But comparing characters with plot power to nameless tanks of a faction are always iffy.
>>93229107They look unimpressed with his performance
>>93229102Your post is so hilariously wrong that I'm not sure where to start responding to it.
>>93229127I was hoping using that qualifier would avoid that discussion.. here's my kitbashed asurman I put together a week before the rumors of the new plastic one broke.
>>93229107Which chapter's initiation ritual is this?
>>93229152imp fists
>>93229137The most touted Phoenix Lord got killed by a ragtag group of Night Lords. A lone Custoded would beat the shit out of every Phoenix Lord at once.
>>93229102>legit Chaos Eldar.Those don't exist, retard.
The Council of Nikaea is probably the worst part of the Heresy for me. I mean, barely disguised religious undertone aside, the Emperor was just standing there in silence watching the very obvious politicking of his legions as his sons drifted further apart as the cracks started to show. It feels like GW needed to have an Ecclesiarchy moment in 30k before the Ecclesiarchy existed and just shoehorned this in. Also, my boy Magnus got done dirty for no reason.
>>93229155>Most touted Phoenix Lord>Jain ZarLel oh el
>>93228486Nah, they’re definitely around for that exact reason. Hell, gencon takes place in the midwest for a reason. I will say that the tabletop scene out there is far more accessible that the bigger city I moved to. I actually kind of miss the experience, was a lot easier to meet people and pick up games.>t. used to work near Indy
>>93229152>Get off the pain glove, brother. You've been hogging it all afternoon.
>>93229132Sure, I bet they fuck. In any case they're to "precious" to waste in realspace, so I doubt they'll make a big show.
>>93229168The council of Nike and Ikea, what a retarded name.
>>93229192Isn't it implied in Fantasy that Belakor was an elf before his ascension?
>>93229198They were arguing over whether to buy sneakers or CD racks
>>93229107
>>93229155Based on GW's track record of eldar writing I'd agree. But if the new spider pheonix lord is true, I bet she fucks.
>>93229168And the edict was thrown in the trash bin almost as soon as it ended. It's shit
>>93227871a retard with a hammer.
>>9322782340K needs more bald Mamacitas.
Thoughts on which BA scheme I should choose? Thinking Flesh Tearers
>>93229168It's because GW writers are just bad writers.Lot of shit that happens in the HH series only happens because the writers rail road the characters and events into making it happen.Like Lorgar turning traitor is a perfect example.If he had such a huge need to prostrate himself and pray to god everyday he could've just converted into the Cult of the Machine. That'd actually be interesting.Another is burning of Prospero, it only happens because Leman doesn't question at all why Horus is suddenly giving him contradictatory orders compared to the Emperor, his father.Emps literally told Russ to go get Magnus and drag his ass back to Terra and that is it, Horus is the one that tells Russ "Oh ye, you should kill Magnus."But Russ never questions this.Council of Nikea is just one more example, it only really exists just so they can shoehorn in a reference to a prominent event that happened IRL.
>>93228807You see all these replies mentioning mtg players? It’s not an exaggeration, they actually noticeably smell worse than other customers. It’s to the point where you can always smell when mtg nights are going on.
>>93229232of those I like the left right and lamenters the best
>>93229009Still rent free, huh
>>93229182She's the only one to have gotten a box set.
>>93229189Fair. I will say that once I found the scene in my town it was probably the best and nicest group of guys I'd ever seen or heard of. The rumor that the midwest is the nicest place in the US is very true.>>93229252I am so fucking glad that my warhammer scene moved stores away from the MTG-focused store. it was so fucking bad i considered quitting warhammer as a game until they moved stores because i couldn't stand to be in that store with those fatasses. The store we're at now is thankfully focused on wargaming and other misc board games.
>>93228933I'm sure there are inconsistencies from it being handled by a single person, but it doesn't seem off to me. The power pack on eightbound does jut out pretty far and that might contribute to them looking so big when flat?
>>93227897We returned to 5th edition.
>>93229198You do know the council of Nicaea was a real thing, yes?
>>93229232Flesh Tearers look nice, though I think your Lamenter would have benefited from coloring in the pauldron trim.
>>93229281How can Eightballs even compete?
>>93229323*snaps*
>>93229302Yeah, the Swedes made a real bloodbath that eventually culminated in the creation of the Ikea conglomerate on February 23rd 1986.How could I forget?
>>93229323those look just as bad
>>93228957>11 guys including librarian and 2 heavy Ok, that's a bit much even for a Custodes.
>>93229272>The rumor that the midwest is the nicest place in the US is very trueWell, yes, but there are also a lot of meth heads and unironic racists out there of the stereotypical hick flavor.
>>93229009I just dont like them, bloody vampire trope trash.
>>93229354rent free
>>93228489gofile<dot>io/d/aEq7xx
>>93229360Its hardly "rent free" if someone else brought it up.
>>93229353oh well yeah but aside from those guys of course. it's like grandpa who keeps showing up to the family reunions asking why your sister is dating a nog and then storms off after 3 hours of heated debate about eugenics. It ruins your evening, but you end up having a great time anyway.
>>93229004>grey knights you fucking retardusGrey Knights are not a chapter.That's like calling Custodettes space marines.
>>93229353>Meth heads, hocks, and racistsYou win some you lose some.
>>93229381oh gee i'm sorry that fucking space marines aren't classified as fucking space marines somehow.grey knights are a fucking joke anyway
I wish there was more of an Eccliasiarchy faction beyond Sisters of Battle, I love all that mad psychotic priest bullshit.
>>93229102>Chaos Eldar.Why do I feel like I've been seeing this more frequently lately
>>93229381Practically the same thing in both cases.
>>93229241>Lorgar turning traitorI actually enjoyed seeing him turn traitor. He was the only heretical primarch who had a clue as to where the corruption of humanity was leading.
I like going to the LGS and learning the game by asking people around for rules but me and my buddy have only combat patrol boxes so we play that (only once so far, CSM & GSC), and getting to the LGS might be an issue. Since we live real close, what might be some terrain features to play smaller games at home. I came across this guy's video and seems like an easy project to do for smaller games.https://youtu.be/818uEjtMD6E
>>93229269Why does stating facts make you so mad
>>93229397There was one guy trying to ask about any possible snippet of lore for chaos Eldar because he wanted to convert some of them as cultists for his Slaanesh-aligned chaos warband. He was asking about it a lot for a couple of days. Once he realized it's not really supported by the lore he seemingly lost interest in the idea though.
>>93229381>Grey Knights are not a chapter.Literally chapter number 666 since Second Founding.
>>93229381They are specifically the 666th Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes.
>>93229332Why are you squishing your models with your hamfists
>>93229427>he wanted to convert some of them as cultists for his Slaanesh-aligned chaos warband.That sounds incredibly stupid.
>>93229323these are some of GWs worst minis.
>>93229435>>93229441Let me guess, you also consider Space Wolves and Dark Angels as chapter?
>>93229476Point to any of the codexes where it says that SW and DA aren't chapters.
>>93229476What the fuck in your mind is a chapter when chapters literally called chapters in the lore are not chapters?
>>93229459lol not even close
>>93229476Nobody tell anon even Legions had chapters in them.
>>93229232That half colour is sick looking, but they’re all pretty good.
>>93229211All that samefagging a fake story to lead to this…
>>93229427Pff, one of the Cain novels has a whole slaneshi eldar pleasure cult trying to fuck him. Ignorant people gonna be loud tho.
>>93228653I prefer the not-backpack of the old one, the wings are too generic.
>>93229241>Emps literally told Russ to go get Magnus and drag his ass back to Terra and that is it, Horus is the one that tells Russ "Oh ye, you should kill Magnus."You seem to forget Valdors role there.
>>93229419you're the one nonstop seething over the best marines
>>93229537i have told that same story here for almost a decade since they moved into that new location
>>93229543you can build the new one with backpack too, there are both options in the kit.
>>93229232Flesh Tearers, revaluate edge highlighting, and mix the red with yellow not white. Also kitbash an Outrider with a Seraphon mount for an updated "Space Marine on Riding Lizard".
>>93229561>best marinesHE ADMITS ITI WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN
>>93229241>into the Cult of the Machine. That'd actually be interesting.Lorgar cares about religion, not machines.>Leman doesn't question at allHe is literally the executioner, he actually WANTS to do this, because he hates psykers, so the change of plans coming from Horus not only is aceptable for him due to Horus being the Warmaster (i.e. speaking in the Emperors Name), but also because killing Magnus is the outcome he himself prefers.
>>93229560And the whole insanity involving Kasper Hawser. Plus that Magnus was consciously trying to get his planet invaded and his legion wiped out.
>>93229540>Pff, one of the Cain novels has a whole slaneshi eldar pleasure cult trying to fuck himThat wasn't an Eldar cult.
Is there an army where I dont have to care about characters leading squads and im not punished for putting units in tactically advantageous positions because they're not in range of an aura?
>>93229572you doin okay there schizo?
>>93229427I'm pretty sure that retard even went and bought AoS models to try and pass them off as something. That or some ugly proxies.
>>93229621KNEEL BEFORE YOUR SUPERIOR
Who else hopes the next codex is Emperor's Children?I want to see what theyre gonna do with noise marines
>>93229635they aren't getting a codex lil bro
>>93227805TQ - Cool as fuggg. Great sculpts too.
>>93229629Mental illness
>>93229638This isso sad
>>93229567How does the size comparison fare with the backpack then?
>>93229618Warhammer 10th edition is extra low quality because you cant do that.
>>93229009This is 100% true. Keep fighting the good fight anon.
>>93229592>He is literally the executioner, he actually WANTS to do this, because he hates psykersShould then start with his own runepriests then.And no, Horus isn't the voice of the Emperor.Leman is a retard.
>>93229569It's more of a salmonella color
>>93229667who knows
>>93229706>Should then start with his own runepriests then.>Leman is a retardAbsolutely, and the books made this pretty much clear. But he, like the others, is made that way on purpose. >And no, Horus isn't the voice of the EmperorVoice of the Emperor is too much, but he has the Authority in his absence, and since Valdor did not object (because he also actually wanted to kill Magnus, rather than capture him), they found these new orders very agreeable.
>>93229427>Once he realized it's not really supported by the lore he seemingly lost interest in the idea though.I realized it was me being stupid trying to justify bad knee-jerk purchases and that most people would probably be more annoyed or even insulted by the idea when I put it to practice.
>>93229617Whateves, aside from all the mentions in the fluff (abominations, degenerative eldar, etc), Gav Thorpe talks about how small segments of eldar give themselves over to chaos and would like to see them represented in kill team or blackstone fortress. 2nd ed mentions the crone world chaos eldar being "amongst their most powerful champions". Blah blah.
>>93229766Gav is a retard and 2nd edition isn't canon any more.
>>93229737>Voice of the Emperor is too much, but he has the Authority in his absence, and since Valdor did not object (because he also actually wanted to kill Magnus, rather than capture him), they found these new orders very agreeable.>custodian is disobeying Emperor's direct ordersThis is also fucking retarded.
>>93229780Valdor is also making an army of cloned blank sanguinius marines in a pkcet dimension, so we can get more retarded where he's concerned
SM2?
>>93229847Yes, well done.
>>93229760Plenty of fluff examples of chaos eldar even if you don't look at the old fluff with the crone worlders. The inqusitor in the Altlas book come across a community living in the eye of terror that barters old tech, there's also mutated variety. Fabius even wants to study a specific kind that are the most stable. Homonculi routinely make deamon hosts from eldar that produce super smiley demonets. Don't let the holier than tho morons online dissuade you from modeling shit you enjoy.
>>93229862:)
>>93229779>if i dont like it, it's not cannon! ReeeeSure thing, kid.
europe going to sleepthread slowly dying down
>>93229923Canadians here to bring the fight!Let's go canucks!
>>93229870Wait, what is the last one?You got a source on Dark Eldar Haemonculus making Daemonhosts regularly and not just one isolated incident?
>>93229828At least that is supposed to be after thousands of years since the Heresy.Not during the actual HH times itself when he is supposedly still loyal to the Emperor.
>>93229961>>93229979is it true that half of you speak french theredo you have to learn it in school too or do you have some weird eskimo sign languake to make due
>>93229923Mid-atlantic bros rise up. Cargo ship gang
>>93229972Fuck heard it from utuber. I think he gave sources for his musings tho. Search the chaos eldar vid from Live from the black library.
>>93230000Hey QuadsOnly one of the provinces actively speaks a broken type of French We in the other Provinces need to take a mandatory French class from Grade 2 or 3 until Grade 10.No one does well in this class and no one cares, because Canada is comprised of immigrants who are already speaking another language besides English at home and don't give a shit about french
>>93229063I don't see the issue here custodes aren't invincible
>>93229009Yeah but their primarch is dead lmao
>>93229972Cackling abominationThe creature that remained was a perverted horror, forever trapped in realspace—the very first Cackling Abomination. These twisted monstrosities look like nothing so much as contorted and stretched Eldar, their distended arms ending in long-fingered hands, tipped with slashing talons.The Cackling Abomination seeks only to spread its madness, which seeps from it like a foul odour. Its face drawn tightly into a terrifying jester’s gin, the beast creeps with eerie silence, seeking to surprise and subdue its foes, not kill them outright. Once it has its victims secure, the beast cavorts madly, cackling with insane glee as it performs horrific torments upon them"
>>93228391There are a bunch of Los Angeles anons based on when someone new was looking for an LGS in the area.
>>93230000Most UK people learn German or French in school.
>>93229427>chaos EldarSlaaneshi eldar seems logical
>>93230030That's a good thing
>>93230052>Most UK people are taught German or French in school.FTFY.
>>93230052>learnMost UK people attend German or French class in school. But they don't learn.
>>93230052Ah yes, the fuck around class
>>93230018>>93230052i can relate because in Finland we still have to learn Swedish since middle school but honestly nobody really gives a crap and to my knowledge its only spoken in one city in the whole country
>>93229009Seethin' over the BAchads again?
>>93230030About the only good thing about the Blood Angels in my opinion, all Primarchs should have stayed dead, a relic of a better past, it makes for a better story.
>>93230098>it makes for a better story.40k isn't a story.It's a setting, primarchs being alive doesn't change that.
>>93230056No it doesn't. Slaanesh would instantly devour them.
>>93230079Nah for me the fuck around class was Religious Education class and Latin class. Why the fuck some mad bastard thought we needed to learn Latin in boarding school I'll never know. Whats worse is that the Latin stuck in my head more than the French, how fucking useless is that?
>>93230109Semantics, I prefer them all being dead.
>>93230114What your source for Slaneesh "instantly" devouring them?
>>93230115Loved RE. Half the time she had us do "Meditation" so we got to take a nap lmao
>>93230109>hundreds of books in GW's black library"40k iSnT a StOrY"Ive never seen someone so incredibly, incredibly retarded. You should be studied so scientists can examine your brain and submit it to the guinness book of world records for lowest IQ discovered by man
>>93230097The irony being that this very meme admits that they're mary suesSanguinius is the real Spiritual Liege
>>93230098>only 9 survived>the rest were either killed (1) or fledSo, 17 survived.
>>93230115Old world academics used Latin to gatekeep peasantry from higher learning, then it was used as an excuse to charge more (see american healthcare).
>>93230137Those are stories set in the 40K setting.40K itself isn't a story.
>>93230139I'm not following your math on that one
>>93230137>>hundreds of books in GW's black library>"40k iSnT a StOrY"It isn't.They are stories that take place within 40k. 40k itself isn't a story, it is just a setting with a wargame attached for /yourdudes/>>93230124And I prefer them being alive, because it's more fun.
>>93230138>The irony being that this very meme admits that they're mary suesThey are superior, why would superior beings need to feel bad about the fact they mog everyone else just by existing?
>>93230127The fact no "Chaos Eldar" have ever been mentioned as actually existing.The simple fucking logic is that the concepts of restraint, patience, or moderation are the literal opposite of Slaanesh. If Eldar offered go worship him he'd immediately pounce on them to get their souls, because Eldar souls are Slaanesh's favorite snack and they're being freely offered.
>>93230134Unfortunately for us it was an absolute bible thumper, and alternative religions to good old Church of England Protestantism were absolutely not part of the curriculum. Mediation? The teacher, Dr Nicholson, would have considered that sort of thing "day-dreaming". He was a right old bastard.
>>93230155Thats like saying Halo isn't a story. Its a collection of stories told in the Halo setting.I know you're too stupid to understand how stupid you are, so im just gonna post models at you, retard.
>>93230139Nu-lore slop. They all died. Just accept it. Anything else is imperial propaganda. : )
>>93230186>The fact no "Chaos Eldar" have ever been mentioned as actually existing.But they have, you just pretend the sources are not canon for some reason.
>>9323016720 primarchs - 2 missing - 1 dead = 17.
>>93230098>all primarchs are deadThat is purely just Imperial propaganda since half of the primarchs went traitor and became daemons that are now hellbent on raping the Imperium.>>93230167He's counting the traitors being alive.
I hate tyranids battleline units. Gaunts/gants/goyles all look stupid and shitty.
>>93230189>Thats like saying Halo isn't a story.It isn't, it's a game with a story inside it.
>>93230177>because it's more fun.Whats "fun" about it exactly? Any of their roles could have been filled by new characters, instead of GW resurrecting the dead. Its just not for me.
>>93230189No it's not because Halo has a clear easily followed main plot.
>>93230196Name a single Chaos Eldar character.
>>93230209Ok retard
>>93230208what part of them specifically?
>>93230195>>Nu-lore slop. They all died. just accept it>passive aggresive>hint of butthurt >don't question me or disagree with meYou sound like a leftist.
>>93230195>Nu-lore slop.It literally says in >>93230098 that the rest either died (naming only Horus) or fled to the Eye of Terror. How is that not surviving? They could've died later, sure, but on what logic do they not count as surviving the Heresy?
>>93230186Literal examples of books, refrences to older editions, author's word of gid have been given in this very thread. You are an imbecile.
>>93230208dont tell me they made nu-gargoylesi mean 2 previous versions vere really bad but did they make them even worse like everything else
>>93230220Its hard to say. Suffice that I think Tyranid Warriors and Raveners look amazing.
>>93230199No no, I'd have the Chaos ones having died in the intervening 10 millennia too if it was up to me. I just don't see the point in bringing them back, would have preferred new characters to be developed. I understand they're popular however and my opinion isn't exactly shared by many people, and definitely not by GW.
AoS has a chaos elf. 40K has a chaos eldar.
>>93230221god I wish house escher would capture me and lock me in their pegging cells
>>93230214dechala
>>93230211>Whats "fun" about it exactly?Because they are cool.>Any of their roles could have been filled by new characters,Which is fucking stupid.What is the point of killing a character if you're just going to replace them with a shittier, inferior version that has none of the achievements or even gravitas of the original.It's literally same as GW taking Creed, shoving him into Trazyn's museum (effectively dead), and then replacing him with his hollow dumbass of daughter that was shoehorned in.It's the same level of stupid if you went ahead and killed Dante, but then replaced him with some other depression riddled old faggot named Etnad.Jesus Christ, the amount of "we fix 40k by just deleting characters out of it and then replacing them with shittier copycapt, bootleg version of them" posts on here just shows how many pseudo intellectual retards infest this board thinking they are hotshit and the next shakespreare because they subverted your expectations like the chinese subverted the african continent.
>>93230248More likely to use you as a test subject for their chemical and toxin concoctions.
>>93230248reminder that escher and orlock fuck because they are the normal dudes faction with no weird ideologies.that's all you require.
>>93230230>booksNothing has actually been named>older editionsEffectively non-canon.>AuthorsBL 'authors' aren't even close to being reliable sources.
>>93230227Don't try to argue with him.He's just gonna bitch and argue in bad faith because he is that intensely asshurt over some characters not being dead.
>>93230239out of curiosity, do these look better or worse to you?
>>93230214>i need marvel tier named characters! Faceless mooks dying in the trenches by the thousands isn't warahammer reeeee. Footnotes in the codexes and rulebooks dont count!
>>93230280If you say “nulore”, it’s because you’re a newfag that’s tries too hard.
>>93230221Really gay fanart.A single marine would kill an entire gang in less 10 minutes.
>>93230271Wait, are you saying Escher is normal and has no weird ideologies?
>>93230214
>>93230196Slaaneshi eldar are a retarded concept, if anything they'd be tzeentch worshippers. Or the other two as some sort of protection from being analvored by she who thirsts.
>>93230293>everyone's talking about the literal old lore piece posted>continues to whine about nulore no one else brought upMeds.
>>93230269I didn't suggest they replace them with something shittier, there's nothing stopping GW writing new supermen into the plot. You're only riling against it because it wasn't done and you don't have a new cool set of characters that GW developed over the years instead of writing lore that resurrects the past.
>>9323029510 minutes is so much fight time. Either of them could last that king against the other.
>>93230242>I just don't see the point in bringing them backBecause they are already established characters with backgrounds, motivations and achievements.Also seeing people who last saw the galaxy what it was 10 000 years ago and then trying to adapt to the new statusquo is interesting.>would have preferred new characters to be developed.They have done this, guess what? No one gives a shit.
>>93230270Tropical beachdar, my favorite.https://youtu.be/jmG5RAvnxdk?feature=shared
>>93230298No, they are hypocrites. They think it's nice Orlock are neutral on the topic of women, but they're as weird as everyone else themselves.
>>93230304They would worship Slaanesh above all others. They brought a god into being, and it’s a god that has 2 child gods. Slaanesh is the only thing they could worship.
>>93230293I mean I take their point, it is "new lore" especially when it comes to the Lion for example.
>>93230242That’s because you started after they already came back and pretend to be a grog.
>>93230292Go ahead anon, tell me about all the battles Chaos Eldar have been in. Tell me about all those times they did things in the setting. Tell me even a single instance of them actually existing and doing things. I'll wait.>>93230301A single chart with a picture of a random Slaaneshi daemon doesn't prove Chaos Eldar are a thing.
>>93230301>3 The True Eldar
>>93230309>I didn't suggest they replace them with something shittierYou are because that is what it would result in.Don't try to act cute about this, everyone knows that GW killing off characters and then replacing them is not going to end well at all.1. because GW and its writers can't write for shit nowadays.2. it is pointless to do anyway and only serves to piss off the fans of the original characters, like Yarrick who was unceremounisouly killed off3. only people who advocate for "kill off character and replace them" are butthurt retards who are asshurt at certain specific characters because it triggers their autism
Best buggy design
>>93230330If that makes you feel better you carry on believing that anon, doesn't make any difference to me.
>>93230284Better.Way better.The antennae are cool
>>93230353I can agree with that.
>>93230278Off the top of my head; dark eldar path books & atlas eternal. You being illiterate is not the same as them not being mentioned. The rest is you being retarded out of spite because you got shown your own ignorance.
>>93230366>>93230330Have a very shitty painted chaos dread from my younger days : )
>>93230366>look I bought a dogshit copy of an old book from eBay
>>93230380do you post into every single threaad
>have to wait until next week before GW starts posting 40k stuff againIm so fucking sick of Age if Sigmar and its only been a week
>>93230337Just cause there's only a handful of them on the Crone Worlds doesn't mean they don't exist. They exist solely as flavor-text (and should stay that way), but still they exist
>>93230395>Just cause there's only a handful of them on the Crone Worlds doesn't mean they don't exist.They don't. Crone Worlds are Daemon Worlds.
how do you dirty up Imperial Fists without it looking like a mess?
>>93230392I feel you. Who the fuck cares about that shit?
>>93230401>Crone Worlds are Daemon WorldsYeah and there's a few eldar on them
is this book good?
>>93230420No there aren't, the daemons would kill them.
>>93230418I'd look into sponge stippling and pigment powders. Should also warm up that yellow.
Does anyone else feel an aversion to marines because they feel...incomplete?Like with the shift to primaris a lot of armies now look asymmetrical with firstborn and primaris mixed together, some minis are still in resin, a lot of characters are still firstborn, rhinos make no sense considering their scale to primaris now, furioso dreadnoughts havent gotten replaced, etc. Like i dont want to buy marineshit when its likely gonna be replaced soon, but if I were to play marines I'd want to use that datasheet.Anybody understand what I mean?Like what's GW's plan for centurions? Are they gonna get new primaris sculpte or just get legends'd?
>TQBatork by a mile.
>>93230366Weird you don't have a 30 year old army to go with it.
>freehanding tank names>No idea if it looks good or not because I've been staring at it for half an hour and can't be fucked to try againANOTHER DAY IN THE EMPEROR'S GLORIOUS GUARD
>>93230448>this is where my parents died, Gruk>Zoggin' 'ell
>>93230448Ho shit thats cool
>>93230391Thunda krunchaz anon hasn't been here for a while now
>>93230448I love it.
>>93230214Shriekers from the Fabius Bile: Manflayer Novel, Chapter 3. Wonder why you're so butthurt at chaos eldar?
>>93230458The freehand itself looks fine.What the heck is "CAOINEAG"?
>>93230380Them shits pop.
>>93230479the new LGBT
>>93230454No not really considering it was kicking about my desk as I'm deciding if I want to strip it and do it justice or not, it was my first dreadnought. Was shortly followed up by a Space Wolf one because I thought it looked cool, but his legs appear to be missing. I'm sure I could go up to the attic and hoke you out a load of 2 Ed. monopose plastic marines painted in a ghastly garish metallic purple red and gold that I thought was the dogs bollocks at the time.
>>93230479Google it
>>93230479Scots gaelic I'd guess. Fuck if I know what it means.
>>93230479Type of highland banshee. All my tanks are names after creatures from Scottish folklore.
>>93230439Haha, your headcannon has been proven shite. Love it when you lorelets get put in your place. How retarded do you have to be to believe that every single member of an ancient species would be 100% no chaos affiliated.
>>93230487>whenever I read the word "pop" I can't stop myself from thinking about dark eldar CBT femdomWhat's wrong with me, how did I become so disgusting
>>93230510I like your tank, it looks well used. Hate seeing tanks looking like they're driving round the parade ground.
>>93230503>invite anon to discuss his tank's name, on a forum for talking about such things>other anon replies: "GOOGLE IT"lmao
>>93230447"Incoherent" more like. That's GWs byword. They have so many fucking kits, some good, some bad, a few are timeless, a lot more shouldn't even exist.
>>93230519>What's wrong with me, how did I become so disgusting/40kg/
>>93230531Have you googled it yet
>>93230510nice muzzleburn on the guns
>>93230520Yeah well fuck you. I like my tanks clean. Unkept tanks lead to malfunctions. Malfunctions lead to death.
>>93230520Thanks anon. I like my vehicles nice and weathered.
>>93230537No, anon responded with the answer here >>93230510
>>93230337>A single chart with a picture of a random Slaaneshi daemon doesn't prove Chaos Eldar are a thingwhy not? it's literally a list of the existing eldar factions/cultures and one of them is chaos eldar
>>93230553It’s what started current eldar cultures.
>>93230545This post was typed by butterbar hands
>>93230547>I like my vehicles nice and weathered.When are you starting the weathering process?https://youtu.be/IwI80Bv9BGk?feature=shared
>>93230510is this a reference to when Doctor Beverly Crusher had sex with a Scottish Ghost?
>>93230550Lazy fuck
>>93230563Confirmed for never having actually served on a tank crew.
>>93230580Ha get rekt>>93230447Yes, this is why you shouldn't play marines
>>93230447i have some nostalgia over 2nd/3rd edition space marines and god forbid i have secretly dreamed of having my own ultramarines army for over 20 years nowall the new ones are honestly just bland in my eye and i feel like they are made to be really cool but it doesnt really speak to me, this must be the nostalgia factor kicking in
>>93230475It says nothing about them worshipping Slaanesh or Chaos in general.
>>93230590Confirmed for O-1
I have a friend playing knights and our games are always very swingy and over by round 3. I want something a bit more balanced and fun out of it and play eldar. Is bringing a wraithknight, some wraithlords, etc gonna be a balanced and fun match? I figure throwing big stuff at his big stuff would at least be thematically fun compared to me just bringing fast stuff and trying to dodge his armigiers in melee and outscore him.
Anybody baking?
>>93230632Ok civvie
>>93230626Yes, play no heed to the subject I'm about to impale. Ignorance is bliss and all that.
>>93230475What are those? Chaos banshees?
>>93230545Spending hours cleaning your tank obsessively because you cant stand the sight of a bit of mud on it cost lives due to your downtime though. That would make the Emperor sad.
>>93230651Bring a lot of tanks. Like as many as you can. Knights only have so many attacks. You can force him to split fire or try to kill your tanks one at a time, in the meantime you've got knight-damaging guns on each one of your platforms.
>>93230676Not this fucking one image again.
>>93230663I recently got a new griddle. Made stuffed french bread with diced rasberries as topping.
>>93230541Thanks, just a sepia wash and a blue wash over the gunmetal, always impressed with how easy it is and how good the results are.
>>93230682Yeah thats not a thing
>>93230697it is in 40k
>>93230691That sounds dope anon. I want to get into baking but cleaning up after seems like such a pain in the ass.
>>93230676Lol, that dude pissed himself: >What shames you, pawn of the False Emperor?’ Xarchos put to Czevak as the inquisitor bit back his sobbing and suffering. ‘What haunts your memories with its self-loathing and disgust?’>‘Pissed my robes… on the firing range, at Schola Byblos.’>‘Yes?’ Xarchos hissed his insistence.>‘Bolt pistol jammed and exploded,’ Czevak gagged. ‘Thought I was dead.’
>>93230679Some of the eldar that survived the fall devolved and mutated under the influence of chaos. Shriekers are ethe most stable of the "degenerative" eldar being a cross between eldar and giant bats.
>>93230676The story that picture pertains to is laughably not canon.
>>93230702It doesnt take my tankers hours to clean their tanks in 40k. Maybe yours do because your regiment is shit and undisciplined. Your commissar is shit.
>>93230706I still love that they put that much effort into the nid skull but then for their inquisitor said "just drape a sheet over your head"
>>93230705It is. I got a wife thats happy to clean the dishes if I cook tho. The griddle top I take care of, one needs to maintain its non stick surface.
>>93230686Ehh I've tried that, was pretty similar results-wise in my favour. It's not like I'm trying to push out wins over the guy, my main focus with this is trying to get a fun setup going. Hence why my mind went to bringing some big stuff.
>>93230214Do mandrakes count?
>>93230392Why are they shutting down 40k discussion for AoS? There's no sign of what's to come for 40k with the end of the latest roadmap reached.
>>93230712>anything I don't like is not cannon and other arguments for the retarded
>>93230732New AoS edition releases next week so all marketing is focusing on that until release in order to drive sales.
>>93230676You know what I hate about this image the most?If there was such a thing as "chaos eldar" It wouldn't be just a craftworlder guardian with spikes and horns on it. That's lazy. >Craftworlders that didn't have their souls eaten upon the birth of slaanesh left the blast radius millennia ago. Drukhari (the closest rendition to true pre-slaanesh eldar) don't wear guardian attire because why would they? The idea of a chaos eldar in general is kinda stupid for the same reason you don't have your dinner serve you dinner.
>>93230726Kinda? Tho I don't believe they are explicitly chaos aliggwhkgned.
>>93229009Dark angels are the mary sue marines though.>first legion every other legion based themselves after>better than white scars at going fast>more and better vehicles than their cousins>bestest terminators>super secret tech only they have>SUPREM GRANDMASTER AZRIEL>best duelists>best arifacts>still at legion strength>Daddy still alive
>>93230419>>93230392people who think lord of the rings is still good even though the hobbit movies, amazon and WOTC's black Aragorn ruined it
>>93230737>A random radical inquisitor is kidnapped by the Eldar and taken to the Black Library where he magically ages backwards into his prime and later breaks out because one of the Eldar there felt bad for him but then he also stole an important book on the way out and also both Eldrad AND Ahriman want to capture and kill him but he's such a good inquisitor that they can't find him and also he killed a troupe of Harlequins who were sent to re-kidnap him and then he took their gear so now he's a SUPER radical inquisitor
>>93230750>aliggwhkgnedAnon just had a stroke over here, someone call the medicae
>>93230447>Like what's GW's plan for centurions? Are they gonna get new primaris sculpte or just get legends'd?Legends'd most likely since practically everyone hates them and don't want to buy them.
>>93230760>good thing bad because next thing badOk.
>>93230762this sounds dumb as fuckis it a real book?
>>93230379then you could try converting something similar by slapping termagant weapons on genestealers and giving them an altered head
>>93230748>The idea of a chaos eldar in general is kinda stupid for the same reason you don't have your dinner serve you dinner.Durh hur, just eat the bees instead of the honey anon>wouldn't be just a craftworlder guardian with spikes and horns on it.It isn't moronkun. Chaos eldar run the gamit from mutated freaks, to spiky guardians, to demon princes.
>>93230718Its Andy Chambers, he sells it enough on his own.
>>93230748>you don't have your dinner serve you dinner.but chaos does that.
>>93230776As real as it's cannon.
>>93230785Is Andy Chambers liked? I remember seeing his name on all the stuff I liked as a kid
>>93230776Atlas Infernal by Rob Sanders
>>93230718They're sculptors, not tailors.
>>93230796yikes, why didn't he write a good story instead?
>>93230748>Craftworlders that didn't have their souls eaten upon the birth of slaanesh left the blast radius millennia agoThe fabius bile book proves this headcannon false tho. Maybe you can be less of a tertiary?
How would I go about becoming a sculptor for GW?
Ooooooh look what I got kindly for free today3rd edition 40k, Warmaster, Inquisitor 54mm, Mordheim. I'm gonna love reading these.White Dwarf 250-290ish, fills in a big gap in my issues.
>>93230783>Chaos eldarDon't exist. They're all daemons. No exceptions. Yes even that guy:>>93230676
>>93230811You go to Ram Ranch
>>93230811You start by getting a job at Mantic.
>>93230809I prefer that over another wank fest of marines pew pewing spiky marines while being melodramatic.
>>93230816It never occurred to me that people would want old WD issues - I threw all mine in the recycling one day.
>>93230818Sure they can be demonic. Doesn't stop them from having the eldar keyword tho.
>>93230831Throwing away all that SOVL...
>>93230447>what's GW's plan for centurionsbad rules and no attention until it's time to replace the cast, then they'll move it into legends.
>>93230810>The fabius bile bo-Not canon.
>>93230760>>93230775gw lotr tabletop game was the hottest shit back in the day in year 2000 or something, it was pushed for years in every white dwarf and lgs shelves were full of miniatures nobody boughti always thought it was a dumb idea but then again i never read silmarillion eithersure the scene when gandald summoned that water wave to drown those riders was cool but im not going to drop 300 euros just to reenact it at home at my table
>>93230859It's weird how they just keep missing that memo
>>93230789It's more like having having your table scraps and candy wrappers serve you dinner.
>>93230816>inquisitor 54mmThats awesomeIve always wanted to play that. Never had the chance though. It looks really cool.
>>93230844That fucking sucks. Primaris centurions would be really cool if they got the proportions right this time.
>>93230843Yeah well, I still have those PDFs.
>>93230870It was huge at the time though.
>>93230902Theres a reason Inq28 replaced it, though I would imagine it could be more popular these days if people done some nice 54mm STLs for it.
>>93230783>Durh hur, just eat the bees instead of the honey anonthe bees are the honey in this case.>It isn't moronkun. Chaos eldar run the gamit from mutated freaks, to spiky guardians, to demon princes.mutated freaks and even demon princes is more believable, but to get a spiky guardian you would have to go through a series of unlikely steps which is way more drawn out than just slurping the poor elf. The big one is consent. Most if not all chaos worshipers have to consent to worshiping chaos, eldar of all branches are highly educated about chaos being bad so giving consent would be like getting a SoB or a custodes a to join chaos.It's not impossible, it's just highly unlikely.
>>93230870Sod LOTR, Gorkamorka was best.
>>93230937too bad nobody has 40k 6th edition anymorefor some reason that edition managed to skip all scans other than escalation book
I feel like Word Bearers should've been the Chaos posterboys rather than the Black Legion>has a grudge going on with Ultramarines, the Imperial poster boys >red vs blue>the most CHAOS! Chaos Marines, but in a generalist sense that's good as an intro to the faction lore before picking a mono-god specialized Legion>the most numerous Legion allowing them to show up in more stories and lose without worrying about running out of men or reflecting poorly on the rest of the factionMeanwhile the Black Legion should've been the super elite CSM faction, with Abaddon being mysterious Primarch-level marine that comes out only for the Black Crusades or to poach the best of the best from other Legions. Like a CSM Deatwatch, but using mostly terminator armor and other rare shit.
>>93230960Wasn't it all just epubs or something?Or were people just too lazy to scan actual books?
>>93230870And the years worth of White Dwarf covers being stills from the Lord of the Rings movies...
>>93230968>Abaddon being mysterious Primarch-level marine that comes out only for the Black Crusades or to poach the best of the best from other Legions.>"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but you haven't met Abbadon the despoiler either. Your rides over loyalist. Time to die."Honestly to turn Abbadon into what you best described is impossible with current GW writers.
>>93230979dark vengeance was pretty big thing and the epub thing started somewhere late 6th edition so apparently they were just forgotten i think those chaos cultists were the official models until last year
>>93230960That took me all of 2 minutes to find.
>>93231013What 6th Edition books do you want as PDF's? I'll throw them into a Mega or something.
>>93231014big if true>>93231023everything please, we have been playing 5th for 2 years because i could not find 6th anywhere
>Legionaries get all these heavy weapon options>but they hit on 4+For what reason? Why are you like this? Just fucking say you want us to build them for melee and stop playing with us.
>>93230956So it happens, leave those goalposts in place because no one said their's a lot of them. Yes it's rare, hence why Gav stated you wouldn't see an army of chaos eldar, but a kill team is possible.
>>93231064>heavy weapons on 4+That's super normal, what?
>>93231036Thats the 6th Ed. Hardback Rulebook.Basically its anything in this here image yeah? I dont have any of it currently aside from the rulebook, but it looks like at the very least all the codexes are available. Gimmie a bit to get what I can and I'll sort something out.
>>93230956>the bees are the honey in this case.I'd love to hear you "logic" for this comparison.
>>93231086>apocalypse
>>93230956>The big one is consent.lollmao
>>93231086yeah basically everything there is if possiblei cannot thank you enough anon this really makes my and all my friends day if not the whole year
>>93231129As a man who has children, this is what my floors look like all the time anyway. In fact, this warzone is a lot more organized than battlefield homefront.
>>93231129Peak cringe
>>93231129Peak sovl
>>93231129>apocalypse
>>932310866th? Who wants to play flyer hell edition?
>>93231146uncultured pleb
>>93231163Every other edition ends up as Flyer hell edition at some point. They are just poorly conceived and don't function well on tabletop rules
>>93231170I got plenty of this "culture" when I was about 6, playing on the fucking floor like the child I was. Now stand up, you're embarrassing yourself
>>93231158whatd you get? a good time?
>Book 8 in the Warhammer 40,000 Megaseries, Dawn of Fire.>As the Indomitus Crusade rages on, Inquisitor Rostov discovers vital intelligence that could reveal the plan of the notorious Hand of Abaddon, and hastily gathers together those loyal to his cause. Defending the Anaxian Line, Ultramarines Lieutenant Ferren Areios uncovers a dread vision that has ties to the mission of an old ally. Meanwhile, Magda Kesh campaigns alongside the 84th Mordian. Though she refutes her fate as something more than a mere soldier, is she truly touched by the Emperor?>Despite a fractious alliance, the Hand’s scheme is reaching culmination. Amidst the infighting, Tharador Yheng yearns to be free of her master Tenebrus’ shadow and claim her destiny. But another acolyte has embarked on his own path, the Red Corsair Graeyl Herek. Both vie for the favour of the Dark Gods, and the means to harness an ancient evil that could reshape the war between the Imperium and Chaos.
I kind of want the avenger strike fighter but im afraid its gonna get legends'd
>>93231205will the tough guys at your LGS not let you play with it :'(
>>93231084>So it happens, leave those goalposts in place because no one said their's a lot of them.Again to remind you of where I put said goalposts: I never spoke against the idea of chaos eldar. What I spoke against was the idea of a current craftworlder getting corrupted (not tricked willingly corrupted) by chaos as opposed to just dying and getting your soul eaten.Chaos eldar undoubtably exist. The problem I have is the idea of turning eldar into this retarded humanity 2 who get corrupted by chaos every other week. I don't understand this need to turn every race into "chaos race"
>>93231188>the ground is embarrassinglet me guess, you'd slap a monkey for using the stairs without questioning why it's a common practice
>>93231199>Book 8 of 9Yawn. Let me know when something of any real consequence happens in the last book.
>>93231191>parking lots of super-heavies, titans and tanks shooting at each other from 24" away>a good time
>>93231220But Yheng is in this book. And she's a major character this time. Don't you want to read about Yheng?
>>93231188Whats wrong with playing on the floor?
>>93231232That's a good dog, right there. None of that flat-faced, short legged bullshit
>>93231218I didn't tell you to levitate a foot off the floor anon just to stand up like an adult, get with the program
How much would the community be impacted if GW released just the NAMES of the lost primarchs?
>>93231243If I stand up then i can't reach my toys on the floor, idiot
>>93231252dunno, go ask /hhg/
>>93231252>Sneed and Chuck.>Sneed was a good farmer. An expert on all things feed and seed.>Chuck was [REDACTED] He [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
Why did GW replace the Lucius Pattern Warhounds with the newer Mars Pattern ones? That Lucius one looks cool, I like that it even has a window for the pilot to see out of, rather than the mars patterns more animalistic rounded head.
>>93231286because the mechanicus are all furries
>>93231286I love the boxy titansI miss them
>>93227850Ah yes like those other HH minis that got a plastic release!
>>93231291Heresy. Love for the flesh is the opposite for love for the machine!Now stick your dick back in the muffler anon and think about what you've done.
>>93231306
>>93231306>my fursona is different because it's metal!>I'm not crazy for wanting to cut off parts of my body!
>>93231214No I just want to play matched play games
>>93231216 Fair enough. but the discussion wasn't about modern day eldar falling. Instead it was more focused on pre fall or cronworld eldar being chaos affiliated.
Hi.
>>93231252>Lost Primarchs have an Islamic name and a Hindu nameThe shitstorm would be gigantic
>>93231346I dont see how a hindu name would be controversial. Would go kinda hard if the other lost Primarch just popped up one day and said that they call him Ishmael one day.
>>93231331Pre-fall is very possible. In fact it's likely where 90% of your small chaos eldar are going to come from. If you want corrupted eldar, it would be here. Note that most eldar just straight up died during the fall so even then it's small.croneworld maybe. Depending on the age of the croneworld they would be more or less resistant to chaotic taint. Maybe MAYBE you could get one or two of those craftworlders to turn for some natural selection reason, but consider that Altansar was in the eye of terror for years and all that happened to them was a slight personality change and some different colored eyes.Are you starting to get what I mean when I say it's unlikely?
>>93230109Yeah them being alive makes the setting worse.
>>93231375this, but also loyalist marines at large
>>93231382This but without a hint of irony. The setting would be better if the peak of the empire was a rotting image that spits on their ideals.
>>93231346>>93231364Primarchs Sinbad and Tripitaka would be fucking awesome.
>>93231375>>93231382>>93231390>still seething over marine supremacysounds like you trannies need to find a new setting
>>93231346why? There's already an egyptian primarch and a mongolian one
Vgh, the old days...
>>93230951we just play necromunda with some inq28 stuff ported in here. works pretty well.>>93231225thus why the local club says only one super heavy per 3000 points of other models for apocalypse events
>>93231401I do like marines, just as long as they have spikes.
>>93231371Meeting a marine is unlikely there's still a million of them, anon. Chaos eldar are thing, that's all that's being said.
>Your Miniatures come to life and wage a tiny war in your bedroom.Who wins, you or them?
>>93231412If you're gonna post images of old WD you can just head on over to /grog/, thats basically all they do.
>>93231430probably them, all the spikes on world eaters already fucked me up and injected large doses of microplastics in my balls.
>>93231430the small group of inquisition models I did for fun does not save me from the plagues the deathguard would unleash
>>9323090254mm is just a nice scale to see warbands of 3-4 dudes in
>>93231465She's a big girl.
>>93231401your primarch died like a bitch, battered to death like a disobedient dog
Looking forward to painting and flocking these tomorrow. Might make a connecting piece too if i want to make a long row.
>>93231499my primarch's alive :)
>>93231435They post models sometimes too
>>93231610Nice! Did you get inspired by the tutorial anon posted the other day?
Thoughts on this scheme? I want to paint Eldar but I don't know anything about them, I just wanted a bright scheme because I've been painting really drab colours lately.On models with capes or robes I would paint them a darker navy blue.
>>93231627Thanks! Yeah I did. I can't help but get inspired when is see something from the how to make wargames terrain books.
im still hoping anon will link those 6th edition books
>>93231639It's a good scheme.Asurman would be proud.
>>93231657NTA, but I have a 6E rulebook https://file.io/5MgDdrjKVaFC
>>93231683thank you much appreciatedyou made my day anon
>>93231430Oh I’m dead in second. I’ve got most of a company of space marines. The Heavy Lazed Destroyer I’m pretty sure can cap some biotitans with a lucky shot and I don’t have fucking ablative chitin.If none of their guns or weapons work then I still probably lose since they’ll start in the kitchen and could jury rig some rube-goldberg booby trap.
>>93231675Oh, lol, I guess a tried and true scheme, thanks
>>93231761You must be a hit around December.
>>93228996What the fuck are the keys on his belt for?
>>93231430>it doesn't matter how small they are because their plague bullshit gets airborne and I breath it in>I'm a poxwalker nowFuck.
>>93231430They'd probably kill me to be honest. Not the first time, but the time they come back again and again. Orks are persistent after all. They'd also probably get lucky.
>>93231657You know they're in the torrent in the pastebin of the OP right?
>>93231792The locked books they keep their records in. Sorcery is illegal but the Librarians are both warriors and chapter historians. BT’s have rolled that job into the chaplaincy to be fair tho.
>>93231430>a bunch of guardsmen and a few tanksI've got this
>>93231430Why do you think I keep multiple factions in the same cabinet? They're gonna have a crusade for the Ikea Rudsta system and tire themselves out doing it
>>93230386Love it when Chaos Marines have archaic helmets like these
>>93229009God I fucking hate them so much. No other chapter is as dependent on their primarch than these dudes.
>>93231867That's just a fantasy battle chaos warrior.
>>93228427The real reason primaris suck is not the scale change, which would have been done just by making Truescale (TM) marines, but their roster.See I was thinking this in the shower yesterday- chaos has had some roster changes (obliterators updated, chaos dread is now helbrute) but for the most part when you think of chaos marines you can think of chaos lords, possessed, legionaries, defilers etc. The range is intact and iconic, it makes sense.This is not the case for current marines. Because Primaris squads were not "tactical primaris" or "primaris landspeeder" or "primaris bikers" you ended up with all these weird fucking squads of ugly shit, like the brutalis dread or the tonka truck.Then when "firstborn" stuff got squatted it wasn't killing off the older, smaller marines- but it killed off the entire iconic space marine line that had existed (including boxnaughts) in favor of the ugly new primaris slop. I can't think of a single primaris thing I consider Iconic and Cool. And a lot of primaris stuff is clearly designed for actual children, instead of teenagers or manchildren, with how few options they have and how they're designed to be difficult to fuck up and fuck with. Most aggravatingly is going on ebay and trying to buy used primaris shit and every retard is selling his squad for 5 primaris for the same price as a new on sprue, unbuilt primaris 5 man squad. Why the fuck would I pay more for your ugly paintjob?
>>93231920Chaos warriors usually look better than CSM.
>>93231997lolno
>>93227805I may have fucked up the scaling. But I like to think battle barges are just that fucking big.
>Guilliman decrees that Librarian armor must be the same color as his Legion's colorWhy did he do this?
>>93232024Autism.
>>93232014Most stuff in fantasy and even AoS is better than the top-selling 40k stuff, since GW realized that marineslop gets bought up regardless.
So, here's a weird question.Do we know canonically if Eldar ever sleep? Or do they only trance like fantasy elves?
>>93232062Dunno if they sleep, but eldar absolutely are trans.
>>93232077Rent.Free.
>>93231346The shitstorm would probably be bigger if they were male Islamic and Hindu names. Both from the right wing side claiming that GW is getting even woker post femstodes, and the left wing side for having their headcanon of the lost primarchs being female destroyed. Or has it already been confirmed that the two lost primarchs are males in the books?
>>93232083I mean, he's not wrong.
>>93232096Fair
Close to biting the bullet and getting into collecting. Im between Eldar and Skitari, I know Eldar models are old so if I start with those are the odds they get primaris'd with newer models high in the near future?
New thread>>93232130>>93232130>>93232130
>>93232122Eldar got some redone plastic kits recently so they're not gonna get anything for a while. You can collect your trans aelves in peace.
>>93231819i have been checking it for months and looks like it has been updated with the rest nowmegas always had everything else but 6th
>>93230137if there are hundreds of books, how can it be ONE story?Its a setting, with hundreds of stories taking place inside it, not only in form of BL novels, but also in form of players own campaigns, scenarios, rp-campaigns, narratives etc.
>>93230211>Any of their roles could have been filled by new characters, instead of GW resurrecting the deadWhat is the difference exactly? Does it really matter if its Girlyman or Calgar leading the Ultramarines on their Indomitus crusade? What is the difference between Mortarion and Typhus (model aside ofc)? Did it change anything for the Deathguard or 40k at large?
>>93230968Counterpoint: Word Bearers is a much worse name than Black Legion
anyone have codex .pdfs other than the 4 in the gofile? specifically looking for chaos space marines and custards
