Gohan is better than jumpchain.

>>97484854
CORRECTEMUNDO. Gohan is UNFATHOMABLY based.

What did you do in Spider-Man?

>>97485402
I ran scientific experiments regarding narratavium.

>>97485402
Be a billionaire and help Spider-Man get his life in order.
Mainly he just hired Peter Parker and gave him his own lab to conduct whatever research in he seems fit with immense funding, minimal oversight and no time pressure for results and full authority. So he had financial security and a really flexible schedule to fit with his crime fighting, as well as the ability to manufacture whatever he needs for his crime fighting. Jumper also owned the Trademark for Spider-Man and used it to sell all kinds of merch, with the proceeds going to Peter laundered through his lab fund as well as a number of charities.

Though this was less something jumper did in Spider-Man rather than a small side project involving Spider-Man when he was in Marvel, where he mostly was focused on the Mutant side of things.

>>97484854
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BLASPHEMY

You know how much WORSE Gohan is than Jumpchain? Imagine the most BADLY SPELT, GAUDISHLY ILLUSTRATED, POORLY BALANCED, 300 page Reddit jump. Fill it with drawbacks that give you omnipotence in exchange for having HAMSTERS nibble on your ELDERBERRIES, and have the author copy more than HALF the text from ELSEWHERE. LASTLY, run the ENTIRE jump through AI with SPECIFIC instructions to make it as CRASS and UNMEMORABLE BUT BLOATED as possible, then TRANSLATE THE ENTIRE DOCUMENT INTO FRENCH.

THAT is what Gohan is to the HALLS OF JVMPCHÆŇ

>>97484885
WRONGYROONYROO!!!

>But
SLAP
>B-But
SLAP SLAP
>B-b-bu b-bu buu goo goo gaa gaa GOO GAAA BAAAAAW
SLAPPITY SMACKITY SMACKAROONI, CHADchain reigns SUPREME over Cuckhan.

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What's your favorite magical artifact?

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>>97485796
I got The Endstone from MtG. It's really good to have on hand since it's basically just a genie lamp if you don't care about the timeline becoming fucked.

>>97485796
Preserved insect in Slay the Spire is pretty funny

>>97485796
The MONSTRANCE of CELESTIAL PORTION, which I use to TORMENT Gohan into a tormented INVERSION of himself. Thus like a Solar EXALTATION, through gruelling torment and misery SHITHAN is inverted into his darker half GOHAN COLUMBINE. Only to JOB EVEN HARDER, utterly BREAKING his spirit with the knowledge that even his edgy alter ego is nothing but a fuarking FAILURE.

>>97485799
Wasn't the Endstone just probability manipulation or something?

>>97485862
Causality manipulation. It can take an event and make it happen in pretty much any way you want by rewriting the past. Like if you're getting attacked by a guy you can wish he just inexplicably forgot all his weapons. If you're going to die it can grab some rando and have them die in your place by making the event "someone died here" not point to you. It's legit super busted, the issue is that it has its own conscious and that it fucks all over the timeline everywhere by causing absurd coincidences.

When it was used to disappear a massacred colony, it just had all the colonists not show up but all the signs of habitation produced themselves from infrastructure failures, down to the amount of food they consumed spoiling every month and being re-ordered due to a software glitch, and crystal buildups in the exact shape of their corpses- but who cares when you'll be gone from the timeline in 10 years?

Pro-tip: the Genie of the Lamp gets anal about rules when your first wish is that he inserts a top quark into every single hadron in the universe.

>>97485900
why are you inserting quarks

>>97485904
Haven't you ever wanted to radically change the universe?

>>97485906
On occasion, I suppose, but jumper is much more invested in attaining mastery of skill and improving one self.

>>97485900
You know what ELSE makes the GENIE a little ANAL? Making him change EVERY BUG in the UNIVERSE to ALWAYS be just a little different to how SHIThan describes them in his research, like a different colour or missing a leg or actually being a very small mouse.

>>97485909
Then I'm sure you can understand that changing the entire universe by reorganising all matters that exists into things that are not protons or neutrons but some kind of ultramassive form of matter would at least be interesting.

>>97485912
>Wish one - An endless supply of Gohans
>Wish two - I wish you hate Gohan as much as I do.
>Wish Three - I set you free Genie.
Why not do the above?

>>97485878
>who cares when you'll be gone from the timeline in 10 years?
This applies to a lot of stuff desu. You can make deals with demons for power and then just make them collect in like 30 years, you can take loans that you won't ever have to pay off, you can do all the drugs and combat stims you want because your body will be reset, you can even sell your organs because it's all going to regrow at jump end.

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A little conundrum. If Jumper was to go back to the 60s in Marvel and steal away Sue before Reed and her officially get together, who should Jumper help wingman Reed into meeting so he doesn't fall into supervillainy without a wife kids?

>>97486080
Genderbent Namor, to make it fair.

>>97486080
Genderbent Doom. Or just regular Doom.

>>97485922
>Wish TWO - I wish for multiverse travel to TRACK DOWN ALL Gohans across all timelines in the multiverse
>Wish THREE - I set you free Genie
>I hope we can still be friends! (Not a wish)
Why risk INCREASING the total potential amount of Gohan HAPPPINESS when I could FOCUS on SEEKING and DESTROYING all POSSIBLE Gohans instead? Also the Genie is a BRO, I TRUST that he will do the RIGHT THING and NATURALLY come to realise that Gohan is a worthless piece of shit that deserve ETERNAL SUFFERING. After all, it's more MEANINGFUL if the Genie comes to HATE Gohan of his own VOLITION.

>>97486080
America Chavez, because she and Reed deserve each other. She will end up pegging Reed and he will thank her for checking his privilege.

>>97486138
Isn't she still just a gamete back in the 1960s?
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>>97486084
Jumper doesn't have any gender-bending yet, and DOOM would only agree as a chance to prove he is better gay hate-fucking then Reed is.

>>97486209
>DOOM would only agree as a chance to prove he is better gay hate-fucking then Reed is.
... and?

>>97486211
The point is to avoid Reed going full fucking evil, which will happen if he's literally fucking evil.

>>97486209
>Isn't she still just a gamete back in the 1960s?
...and?

>>97486237
Doom isn't full evil.

>>97486293
No he's extremely fucking evil. He sold people to Satan for magical power. The "oh he'd totally make the world a better place if he took over" is pure cope. Doom is a monster.

>>97486080
Scarlet Witch. They can make each other worse together.

>>97485402
Punish JJJ for his hubris and slander.

>>97485796
Crimson Shroud from Vampire Survivors
update when

>>97485823
>He claims Gohan is failure
>He claims the opposite of Gohan is failure
Didn't know Gohanposter viewed all existence as Gohan.

>>97485796
Oddly enough, the Bound Spellbook that the Poleiheira Adherent Wizard archtype in Pathfinder gets. It's a spellbook with infinite pages and written in code, which always opens up to the right page when you open it AND which you can turn any book into with an hour long ritual.

You'll lose some spells if you do that last one, but every bit of non-spell information is perfectly preserved. Which means you could definitely fill it with spell research to recreate your lost spells

>>97485402
Every Spider Man jump sees me taking the Parker Luck drawback. Why? I do not know why, but something makes me want to share his pain some. Perhaps I can take some of it from him and Peter can have a better life. That or I am a fool and the universe just doubles down on us both
>>97486080
Captain Marvel to keep him in line

>>97486369
Unironically a good idea. She joins the Avengers early on, and if you hook her up with rubberbandman instead of robo-husband you avoid all the bullshit that leads to her massive breakdown.

>>97485402
Gwen and Felicia.

>>97487129
>Captain Marvel to keep him in line
Even Dr. Doom wouldn't be the cruel to Reed. You absolute monster.

>>97486080
Have you considered killing Reed for the good of the human race?

You know that whole thing about how you can tell what kind of person someone is based on if they take the shopping cart back or not? I think I've come up with a much better way to judge someone's character. Ask them about a piece of media you both like and see which characters they glaze. For instance, game of thrones/Asoif. You can tell so much about someone based on who gets a pass for their bullshit.

>>97488947
But what of those whose media preferences have zero overlap with yours?

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>>97488947
I would set the cart on FIRE, covert it in BARBED WIRE, then ram GOHAN into it and dropkick the CART into an oncoming 18 WHEELER.


>ASK them about a PIECE of MEDIA
ENTER ONE RADIANCE CHADSTACY, THE ABSOLUTE STRONGEST!

>>97489242
JOBRT jobbed to the FUJI FIRE and became another DISPOSABLE WAIFU that was INSTANTLY FORGOTTEN once her Lostbelt ended. KWAB!

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>>97489260
>Killed (you) twice
>Survived the LB
ORT FUARKING WON

>>97487156
>She joins the Avengers early
Why do you want to make Wanda a supervillain SOONER?

>>97488947
That's gonna be pretty hard if they aren't fans of the same media you are. The shopping cart test however doesn't require any form of familiarity or conversation at all, you can just see how they behave in real time and almost immediately know if they can be trusted with responsibility or not.

>>97488947
If I ask someone who their favorite GoT character is and their answer isn't immediate, visceral offense at being mistaken for a GRRM fan, then I'm talking to a skinwalker.

>>97486319
>No he's extremely fucking evil. He sold people to Satan for magical power. The "oh he'd totally make the world a better place if he took over" is pure cope. Doom is a monster.
A monster and yet he canonically achieves world peace in multiple universes. Says a lot about marvel if he did that while being evil.

>>97489357
...a farming stage. Once, before she fell to the depths and was forgotten because she was just an Arjuna Alter sidegrade and Morgan does her job better.

>>97489712
That means literally nothing when there are billions of trillions of universes. Yeah Punisher killed everyone in Marvel once, that definitely means he is above street tier normally right?

>>97485796
The symbiote armor from Spawn, since it becomes part of your body mod.

>>97488947
That big blonde muscle woman. Brienne I think her name was? Idk, I’ve never watched game of Thrones because I’m not a normie.

Now excuse me, I have to get back to Fallout 4.

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>>97488947
I don't glaze characters. I just slander.

>>97488947
Am I allowed to glaze people that I understand to be fundamentally incompetent in terms of wisdom, administration and trying to be moral?

>>97489845
Slander requires lies, and none are present here.

>>97490456
If you chose to glaze them despite understanding them to be fundamentally amoral and without wisdom then that still tells me a lot about you.

>>97490699
>fundamentally amoral
I never said that. I said bad at being moral. Which I'm pretty sure 'slavery is bad, so I'll free slaves into becoming my personal indentured servants' falls under.

>>97490708
Fair, I misunderstood your wording then. Are you actually gonna glaze Dany though?

>>97490733
No, Victarion.

>>97490738 (me)
>>97490733
I hit enter too quickly.
He's such a based retard...

>>97485796
Fae Made + Enchanted from King Arthur Jump.

>>97489628
the shopping cart thing has the exact same problem, you have to go to the same store at the same time

>>97490708
Slavery is good when it is inflicted on Gohan.

>>97489718
>before she-
SAVED the protagonist's ASS from a large winged BALL by PUNCHING it so hard it's DEBUFF fell the fuck OFF, shortly after suplexing a FANTASY TREE to DEATH.

ORTY FUNNY WINNY!

>>97492394
And then she was NEVER RELEVANT AGAIN because she was a mere WAIFU OF THE WEEK. She JOBBED and FELL INTO THE ABYSS after she was DONE with MILKING RETARDED WHALES for the millionth time, and they MOVED ON to the next GIRL WITH BIG TITS in a MATTER OF SECONDS.

>>97492435
>Retarded whales JOBBED to ORT's powerful MILKING just like ORT MILKED the Servants straight out of the THRONE of HEROES
>ORT (Kuku) canonically dealt the LAST meaningful blow to the FINAL BOSS of FGO, meaning the entire GAME jobbed to ORT
TOTAL ORT VICTORY. ORT is UNSURPASSED because the main story is OVER meaning NO future girl will ever be as relevant to the narrative, because there is NO OVERARCHING NARRATIVE only a SHITTY excuse plot

>>97491195
Lancelot would have cucked Gohan even harder than he cucked Arthur.

>>97492622
CHADeas would have destroyed the observable universe. The Oort Cloud is part of the observable universe (very very small part btw). Therefore CHADeas would have ANNIHILATED JOBrt and its people with EFFORTLESS ease. Someone so WEAK as to lose to CHADeas, the TRUE FINAL BOSS of FGO, would have NEVER lost to someone that WEAK AND STUPID.

>>97492711
>BALLeas is a planet
>ORT eats planets
WRONG. Low diff W, you'd have to destroy a lot more than the MERELY OBSERVABLE universe to even SCRATCH ORT's PAINT. In fact a FRAGMENT of ORT's power PUNCHED ROUNDeas so hard it was UNABLE to follow through on this LAUGHABLE threat!
>very very small part
The MITOCHONDRIA is the powerhouse of the CELL, and the OORT CLOUD is the shining PINNACLE of the universe.

>>97492633
That's a bad thing. French behaviour is to be discouraged.

>>97492633
Lancelot is a French OC made to enshrine the French cultural tradition of cuckoldry.

>>97486209
>DOOM would only agree as a chance to prove he is better
But he would agree.

>>97493175
Imagining Doom in a naked cat-pattern apron making a bento box for Reed and loudly bragging something like "I, Doom, am far superior to Richards in all ways when it comes to domestic and romantic life" before handing him the lunchbox like a tsundere.

>Check trash's CYOA thread for the first time in weeks
>OC CYOA about an awkward family dinner after being tsfed.

>>97492730
>>ORT eats planets
no it doesn't lol. it failed to eat even ONE (1) planet and was STOPPED by a VERY DETERMINED MEXICAN. it is NOT a planetbuster and Chaldea could in fact create a COPY of it to screw around with. It is a JOBBER.

>>97493595
based classic tsf

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>>97493709
It's honestly not a bad CYOA. Short with a simple funny premise and some decent perks with drawbacks that aren't too bad.

Like, the awkward family dinner part is by far the worst drawback

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>>97493726

>>97493709
>tsf
What is tsf?

>>97493752
Troonshit

>>97493735
Ok legimately funny.

>>97493726
TSF Family Dinner: Infection, Radical Alterations, Wardrobe Assist/Mandatory Style, Wealthy, Modified Cognition, Bit of Hope, Incompatible, Don't Make This Weird, Greeting, Clean Up, Regular Seat, Unknown In-Law, Cool Aunt

Nothing quite like being hit by a negligent truck driver and being turned into a frail looking albino loli, then winning a massive lawsuit to change someone's perspective in life.

Definitely have to hide how much money I got out of the settlement. A huge windfall is always a bad thing to advertise. Thankfully I'm exactly the kind of person who'd be happy in a fifty year old RV living on a chunk of cheap undeveloped land, so I can just shove my millions in the bank and live off the interest for the forseeable future

... Unfortunately, I do still gotta deal with awkward family dinners

>>97493875
Ah yes, you reminded me why this place sucks. Well aside from the lack of being able to post PDFs.

>>97495080
>waaaah people called out my dressup paedophilia fantasy

>>97495406
I was the one who asked what tfs was fuck face. You just reminded me this place is filled with bottom dwelling shit suckers like yourself. Go eat turds somewhere else.

>>97493752
>>97495491
tsf just means transsexual fiction, usually in an actual story format, but that cyoa hits many classic tsf themes, it gives a lot of attention to the social aspects of people reacting to the sudden fictional gender bender

https://drive.google.com/file/d/18fOYInA7_iXMmV2ILEAhM2cbGIgknVTJ/view?usp=sharing

D Fragments jump, quite short but I do like the manga. As always, feedback is appreciated.

>>97495491
You got a succinct and accurate answer to your question and you're complaining.

>>97495714
Why are you so averse to posting on the bunker? We fixed the cheese pizza problem, you know.

>>97495811
I stated before I cannot be bothered keeping track of multiple threads. Just having the single jc thread here is more convenient. Until the jumpchain thread in 4chan fully dies I'm not touching the bunker.

>>97495822
What is there even to keep track of here, other than Gohanposter's melties?

>>97495714
Looks pretty good, didn't hear of this manga till now, but it sounds funny.

There is Snake Waifu, and the Aliens Drawback name is a nice gag.

Thanks for the jump Skyrim! Anything else you working on? Got any other Xianxia that got its hold on you?

>>97493224
Suddenly the whole Victoria thing makes so much more sense. He wasn't cucking Reed; he was cucking Susan.

>>97495852
Yeah I actually almost completely fluffed Regressor's Tale Of Cultivation, although I'm procrastinating since one of my friends is still slowly reading it and I want them to take a look at the jump when they're done which is gonna take a while. Aside from that I do have a bunch of WIPs I want to get back to eventually like Elder Scrolls Forgotten Eras and Death March Rhapsody.

>>97489845
The only character you can't slander is Megumi. Dude is just a bum.

>>97495882
>Elder Scrolls Forgotten Eras
Searched for this, but it ain't a game. Is this some Lore Compilation thing?

>>97495714
Love the jump. It's pretty great already, besides the no discount items. Most of the things I could think of off the top of my head are already covered, even if a bit haphazardly with the shonen manga perk running double duty for water's race.

>>97495924
Pretty much, basically a general Elder Scrolls jump that lets you be in any part of the timeline, or even in the C0da story.

>>97495930
Hmm, cool. Welp, hope your friend catches up on the Xianxia, and that you have fun with Elder Scrolls Skyrim.

>>97495714
Based

>>97495714
I prefer the old D-Fragments jump, but thanks for the jump