Aragon & Arwen edition>Bans (new)https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously97603261>TQFave gold card?
>>97609496Opps>Previously>>97603261There you go.
Anything new, my piggas?
>>97609511Playing some Marvel Rivals.
Play pauper
I was roleplaying that I still play this game, I was looking into the idea of making a new Brawl deck with a Commander from the new set, and I saw there are 72 different TMNT Commanders. My god.If you put a gun to my head and say I have to make a new Brawl deck with a TMNT commander... my first choice is Splinter, Radical Rat, and my second choice is Mona Lisa, Science Geek (only because I think she cute).
>>97609511>>97610191Tap this
>>97609511Burning it all
>>97610191You should clean up your house before you invite people over to play
>>97610191
My bros are hounding me to play modern with them, i can't decide for life of me what fucking deck to play. I narrowed it down to Esper Phelia, Monoblack Necrodominance and Simic Oculus. Throw me some opinions fampais.
>>97610340>RED SUN>RED SUN OVER PARADISE
>hates everthing about modern magic>still has to put a happy spin at the end of every rant Why does he do this? How long until he breaks?
>>97611485this troon loving niggerfaggot is already broken
>>97611485>Why does he do this?Sunk cost + financial dependency + peer pressure from gay globalist + withering spirit + allowed the game to become part of his ego + anxiety about his own inadequacy trapping him in the status quo
>>97609496>Fave gold card?Babe Ruth 1994 24k gold plated premium collector's edition.And yes, gold plated cards ARE coming to MTG collector boosters soon.
>>97611377Slivers. Do an infinite combo with intruder alarm if you're feeling like brewing
>>97611297mogged
>>97609511No but we will have it good with TMNT and StarTrek
>>97611768Pathetic
Just sold most of my collection to an LGS for 18k.
>>97611485Combination of him letting MtG become part of his identity as a person, and the fact that MtG has one of the worst fanbases on the planet where you're just not allowed to say anything negative about the game (this was true even pre-2011).Victim of toxic positivity.The most ironic thing is he's now blacklisted ny WotC because he says anything negative AT ALL. He has no financial incentive to remain positive. He just does it because he's indoctrinated by the playerbase into believing you can't say anything negative without a disclaimer that you could be ruining the fun for some hypothetical retard out there that thinks printing 20 The One Rings every set would somehow improve the game.
>>97611786We were talking pauper, dipshit
From 0 to 10 where 0 is "Fuck WotC and Hasbro should burn in hell" and 10 is a "Will go to my LGS prerelease, consume this product, buy several boxes/packs and enjoy it"What's your final opinion on TMNT
Yuckin' on my yum
>>97611804I'm buying 20 collector booster boxes
>>97609496mystic snake
>>97611789An LGS had 18k just sitting around?Oh wait, rupees?
>>976118041. The only way I'd buy anything is if any of my friends who play Magic wanted to do two headed giant prerelease. But they don't, so I won't be buying anything.
>>97611826You sure do think about Indians a lot, anon.
>>97611804I won't buy any sealed product or draft, but there's a ton of singles I'm going to pick up to play with. I don't give a shit about flavor and the mechanics design of the set is pushed as hell. What does that make me? an 8?
>>976118040. this is literally spiderslop all over again, wotc threatening content creators will stop such negative reception because not a lot of them will be able to say how garbage this is, but it is an absolute and utter shit every single card of it.
>>97611804all the cheese on these pizzas just looks like jizz
>>97611485the money presumably helps
>>976118041. But only because I genuinely believe that wotc can and will go lower.
>>97611789What did you sell??>>97611377Something like this. Need mana, haste and draw sliver along with intruder alarm. Then you play your deck. Mill out if you can't hit for lethal, Sprout swarm gives you infinite etb triggers.
>>976118045/10I will acquire Leonardo for pauper and Bebop/Rocksteady just to have them
Why don't you have an Olympic gold medalist gf to open packs with, anon?
>>97611932>an foidyuck
>>97611932Olympics is just 1 big Luciferian advertisement ritual. Imagine watching that shit.
>>97611932medals in judged sports don't count
>>97611951The curling was fun this year, at least
>>976118043/10I am an Arena only player, and I engage as a 'free-to-play' player. I will play a draft or two and add some cards to my brawl deck, but that's it. I am personally more excited for Shadowverse WB's new set, Apocalypse Pact, than I am for the TMNT set.
>>97611885Started in original Theros and up until about a year ago I would do draft/sealed every Wednesday and Friday. Just sold off all the expensive stuff I had sitting around and all but a couple kitchen table decks that I liked to play with my friends. There's a new store near me buying up collections for 60%, I negotiated them up to 65%.
when Happy Tree Friends UB? I'd accept Homestar Runner too
PREMODERN
>>97611990Not enough brown people in these, sorry
>>97611932>Olympic gold medalist gfI bet she used lots of condoms with other medalists...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYOJVXb8EwM>>97611990>Happy Tree Friendsnot old enough for wotc to have member berries for it.
>>97611885Dregscape sliver for getting effects and etbs out of the grave yard. Looting sliver for getting rid of extra lands in hand. Homing sliver for tutoring dormant sliver. Pick some 1 cmc slivers as filler. Phantasmal image is boring but an option.White's sliver are combat oriented and not good outside of aggro.>>97611977$30K is an insane amount so spend on cardboard, even if it was expendable money. That's like 230 booster boxes, 575 pounds of cards. I've spent less the $3k in over two decades on TCGs
>>97611932>Olympic gold medalist gfI'm not a billionaire sex tourist
>>97612024Strongbad is mexican and Coach Z is spiritually black
>>97612034I think I've bought maybe 5 or 6 boxes in 10 years playing Magic. Most of what I spent was just 40 or 50 dollars per week drafting. The most I ever spent on a single card was like 100$. Plus I went through about a 4 year period where I could never actually draft because I was working nights. Still a lot of money looking back, but 50 dollars per week isn't budget breaking.
>>97610191Premodern is the only good format now. Limited is gay because the new sets are gay, every other format has been riddled with faggot shit.>>97611485Well, it's his job now and I doubt he'd want to give up his cushy position of making a living off of talking about cards.
>>97612060That adds up. I play constructed so I know how much each card approximately cost. Most I spent on singular cards were $45 fetch lands
>>97612107>Premodern is the only good format now.Weird way of spelling EDH
Premodern bros, our response?
>>97612164>EDH>MagicLOL.LMAO even.Get the hell out of here.
>>97612164Are you insane, man? EDH hasn't been good for about 12 years. All of the garbage they've printed explicitly for EDH has completely ruined it. The format was fun when people were building their decks by combing through the 50 cent box.>commander ninjutsu>eminence>etc., etc., etc.
I don’t even want to tell you how much I’ve spent on my old border cube. But it’s worth the moments I get to share with my bros.
Did they make a mistake and print the Wind Avatar cycle into the wrong set? The art looks like they could be from an actual Magic set.
>>97611377Necro is super fun, play that
I play CIA glowniggers, targeting your dog with their enter the battlefield ability 'Colt M4 Carbine'.
>>97611804Looks as bad as spiderman.
>>97611485>Why does he do this? So he doesn't have to get a real job>How long until he breaks?Until retards stop giving him money
If we cant evade UB garbage can we at least get something thats popular like Frieren?Who the fuck cares now about ancient shit like TMNT or StarTrek.Also>marvellol
>>97611485It's called acting. He portrays the opinion of grumpy old man. While getting paid to hang out with trannies and play magic. Backstage they call him The Prober.
>>97612225What happened to all the people sperging out about guns in Magic? What happened to all the people crying about Duskmourn being anachronistic? Did they all start playing Yu Gi Oh? Did they finally transition?
>>97612492Friendly reminder the Golden Age of Magic is coming and all because of one UB set that turn this dying game into something actually great.All Hail Captain Jean Luc Picard!
>>97612534*Rotates Vintage with Wesley Crusher*
>>97612534set phasers to virginlmaobecause ST nerds cant get laid
>>97611932Imagine if she ripped open a TMNT pack instead and get people questioning
I'm actually okay with Star Trek UB. Hobbit will be cool too.
can we shoot all the ub enjoyers?
can we shoot all flavorfags?
just shoot me so I can be free of this game
What is easiest way for me to acquire this cards:https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&extras=true&lang=any&order=name&q=f%C3%BChrer&unique=cards in german language?
>>97612107>every other format has been riddled with faggot shit.Name one thing wrong with pauper.
>>97612602>pauper.Most boring format in the world, even fucking Legends of Runeterra was more fun
>>97611977>casually losing out on $12k because you were too lazy to sell onlinewill never be me
>>97612107> Premodern is the only good format nowIt’s now too expensive and was obviously shilled to hell and back. Buy an ad
>>97612608>noooooo i need FIRE slop!>souful magic that plays the way garfield intended it is too good for me!
>>97612638>It’s now too expensiveproxies are almost free
>>97612663>he doesnt have decently sized friend group to play homebew decks with custom deck restrictions (like for example: no sets made after 2022)I am impressed you found courage to answer me on 4chan, social outcast.
>>97612638How about you buy an ad? Not going to touch dogshit standard. Play premodern.
>>97612521>What happened to all the people sperging out about guns in Magic?Simple. UB is not Magic.
>>97612705its not? In this case, why are my opponent allowed to play spiderman, avatar and final fantasy cards in standard?
>>97612724>in standard?Because you live in Nebraska.
Fun fact: Phyrexia is fucking gay and the Mirrans should have won.
>>97612737Is there an imaginary boogieman in these threads that supposedly lives in Nebraska or something? This is like the third time I've seen this said in the last couple of threads.
>>97612602Pauper isn't free of UB and it's been powercrept to hell. Aggro dominates the meta. Hasn't been great since 2014. Premodern and kitchen table are the way to go.
>>97612752>Fun fact: Phyrexia is fucking gay and the Mirrans should have won.WotC never intended to do a Mirrodin set and the people voted for Mirrodin but they rigged the vote.
>>97612638Are you retarded? It's a fan supported format. You don't have to play original printings, which makes it very cheap and everyone is fine with proxies, even in tournaments. Enjoy your turtles, nigger.
>>97612534>All Hail Captain Jean Luc Picard!Set Phasers to FUN!!!
>>97612759You are just too new to know but still the fact you somehow brag about Standard already shows the kind of fag you are.
>>97612803>everybody I talk to is the same personTake your meds.
>>97611804>What's your final opinion on TMNTAbout a negative 6 for me.I would have been happy giving it a 3 or 4 but just about every fucking aspect of it that could be fucked up, they did fuck up. Over-saturated with legendaries. Pizza as the primary set theme for some fucking reason. Hideous art. A UB set is bad enough, but a terrible one is a special kind of bad.It has all the same problems as Spiderman, but every one of them is worse.
>>97612794Just like they rigged Ixalan poll. It was a marketing ploy that showed WOTC how out of touch with their audience they are.>>97612759>>97612812How the fuck do you talk about Standard without knowing the recent "boom in Nebraska" meme? Especially in light of the player number reporting getting revealed as fake even more recently?Or, as we used to say back in the day>lurk moar, newfag
>>97612819I'm not the same person you were talking to about standard, you schizophrenic faggot.
>>97612819>Just like they rigged Ixalan poll. It was a marketing ploy that showed WOTC how out of touch with their audience they are.Facts. You'd figure if you're going to rig a poll, you'd just rig it in the direction everyone was voting for to begin with.WotC is as talentless as it is completely incompetent.
>First TMNT garbage>Then Pic related>Ultimately Trek ShitFuck man this year is depressing, what to do?
>>97612752Fun Fact: Phyrexia is MtGs version of the Borg, so Trek is in fact appropriate as a plane
>>97612794I will never forgive them. I hope that Reality Fracture will at least give us a peek into the better timeline where the phyrexians were squashed.
>>97612850does anyone even give a fuck about capeshit nowadays? i thought all recent marvel movies bombed
>>97612872>I will never forgive them. I hope that Reality Fracture will at least give us a peek into the better timeline where the phyrexians were squashed.In Jace Beleren's Darkplace, Elesh Norn was a competent antagonist who didn't build interplanar infrastructure for her enemies before eliminating herself along with her entire civilization.
>>97612872Just for Hexhaven im all in for RF, fuck Trannyhaven.
>>97612871>This Sci-fi trash has robots>If you think very hard Phyrexians can be count as robots too>Therefore this Sci-fi fits perfectly in my fantasy card game!!! Alongise spaceships and laser guns!!!Go to hell.
>>97612830>WotC is as talentless as it is completely incompetent.No, they just set an agenda and force their audience to follow, then get surprised by pushback. There's an image of a magazine FAQ from 2003 about the card frame change where point 4 or something is "there's nothing you can do about this." Even though I personally quit competitive Magic then, things worked out just fine for WOTC financially. It wasn't until Time Spiral block that they saw feedback affecting their bottom line. Commander is the result of that.>>97612826Don't you know that everyone who posts on 4chan is the same person, anon? You are me and I am him and he is (You).>>97612871The reason nu-nu-Phyrexia has lost both the aesthetic and the fear is because the people who wrote the Borg experienced existential dread over the Cold War. The next generation of writers wrote what they felt the Borg should be, rather than going to the source, and each successive iteration diluted the essence. Same can be said about post-LOTR fantasy and post-TSR D&D: instead of dipping into the source's inspirations, later authors dip into the source itself, and their successors don't even go that far.
Treasure Cruise is STILL legal in Pioneer.
>>97612940Lets put it worse.THIS is still legal in Pioneer.
>>97612952>They both are>In the same deck
>>97612759>>97612819>>97612803All of you are retards. Watch this
>>97613041Synchronicity is crazy.
>>97612892Do you have any other predictions for Jace Beleren's Darkplace?
>>97613079>Do you have any other predictions for Jace Beleren's Darkplace?In Jace Beleren's Darkplace, Loot is a plastic surgeon specializing in breast augmentation.
>>97613103I have seen the future, and I can tell you that's wrong. Loot just goes after asses instead
>>97613129>Loot just goes after asses insteadIt's over.Loot and Negaloot are going to combine forces to turn every woman in the multi-multiverse into Plank.
Embrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAIT IS I, TOOLAND I'VE COME FROM JACE BELEREN'S DARKPLACE TO STRIP THE COSMOS OF BOOTY!!!!NO ASS IS SAFE.NO BEHIND WON'T BE MINE.NO RUMP WILL STAY PLUMP.
>>97613159So is it Lool or Toot that travels the multiverse giving women larger breasts?
>>97613162That would be Lool. Lool and Loot are opposing forces, as are Tool and Toot.
>>97613162>So is it Lool or Toot that travels the multiverse giving women larger breasts?Lool enhances boobs.Toot enhances butts.Obviously.You know? I'm starting to think that MTG worldbuilding is actually decent after all!
>>97613159Tool and Loot...A pair made in California.
Loot and Tool, the thieves of breast and booty, are unironically the most evil BBEGs that I have ever heard of in my life.Jfc what absolute unforgivable monsters.
playpremodern
playpauper
leave the game
playedh
>>97611804Right this second about a 3. We'll see what it looks like when I open the door to the LGS by rote habit and smell the room. Probably going to go to a 2.>>97612184Sometimes I wonder what an actual EDH format existed. Like only cards from before the first direct-to-Commander product was printed. A pre-modern for EDH if you will.
How long until we get a variant of Disguise where the Ward cost is Blight?How many Matryoshka mechanical layers can we go before the game starts to collapse?
>>97613273That exists and is called PreDH and people do brew it but I do not know if anyone actually plays it. The cut off is New Phyrexia because the first product released after that was the og batch of cummander decks.
>>97613159H-He doesn't go after the male asses... right?
>>97613306>H-He doesn't go after the male asses... right?That's correct. This is the gay SoCal cosmos, so male butts are safe.
Mono White did nothing wrong. Free Palestine.
>>97613347Don't worry, pauper now gets Leonardo, a strong white card!
>>97613273Dual Commander decks go back to 2009 in mtgtop8. Rhys the Redeemed is the only deck running mass land destruction.
>>97612871The Weatherlight saga is heavily inspired by both Star Trek and Lord of the Ring but it doesn't mean they are a perfect fit in mtg. (although from all UB we had lord of the rings fit really well and star trek could be good)>>97612907It is not a simple Borg are Robots and Phyrexian are Robots.It is a "the phyrexians act like the borg on assimilating other characters and giving new identities in the ""hive mind"" and craving to assimilate all life into their perfected life form".If you look back you can see clear references of OG star trek in the weatherlight saga.>>97612911Yep. New writers are also talentless hacks who doesn't deserve to be paid as much as they get working at wotc.
>B>Instant>Destroy target creature. You lose life equal to its power.Is this too much to ask?
dont playmtg
>>97613529BASED.
>>97613524black has like 10 of those
>>97613536Name two.
>>97613536Name one (1).
>>97613545Tragic Slip
>>97613553Not what I asked for. Try again.
>>97613546>>97613545>bone shards>dark betrayal>Vendetta
>>97613573Those don't do what I asked for. Try again.
