Shovel EditionPrevious: >>97845263>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Gay Bolashttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: Do you refuse to use shovels that aren't ShovelCo brand?
>>97852532Me too. Problem is that retard drew that card because he got called out and he has ub cards. So he's clearly a tranny and never used these self drawn proxies
*kills you*
>>97852686Why does fucking everything have to have weird ward costs nowadays? It's already an uncommon 4 mana 4/4 with upside, why the fuck did it need ward-pay 3 life?
>>97852693so that the crazy combo player gets at least something out of it when his commander gets removed
>>97852686doesn't go infinite anyway, so why bother?
>>97852693WotC is too scared to give Hexproof to anything halfway decent so Ward is their middle ground
I can't believe swordfag was thread sabre all this time.. not like this
>>97852696CATCH THIS X20 FIREBALL
Is it true that because autistics struggle with faces they don't understand that the new Strixhaven symbol is an owl face?
>>97852707They don't struggle with physical identification, they struggle with understanding underlying messages n shit, like not knowing sarcasm or when something is supposed to be funny and you should laugh. Some *do* struggle with looking at stuff though, like faces/into the eyes/into cameras>t. brother is autistic
>>97852686another perfectly fine bracket 2 infinite hehe
>>97852686Spellslinging is the trooniest archetype in the game.
>>97852736Wrong, it's theft. Trannies get off on violating others, they experience a thrill from the rules compelling you to allow them to play your stuff and search your deck.Every time I have ever seen a tranny play Bribery they always have the biggest smirk on their faces.
to answer the thread question, no in fact I only use non-shovelco shovels if the shovel costs more than $10. I also won't buy special shovelco shovels only made in 1993 so I will instead buy brand new ones from CHY_NA and jangle them around with my other shovelco terrain shovels until it looks like a hardy ol' 1993 shovelco shovel. then I will use them in a shovelco tournament(you can't tell the difference, and thats a good thing!). And win
>>97852763>they experience a thrill from the rules compelling you to allow them to play your stuff and search your deck.Shit all I do is run Threaten cards, that sounds dumb as fuck. No way am I handing over my entire fucking deck to someone>OOPS I """""accidentally""""" dropped your cards teeheeI would fucking rage. Assault would probably be committed.
>>97852707I think they just associate owls with Harry Potter and Harry Potter with JK Rowling who reminds them that they will never be a woman
>>97852768>No way am I handing over my entire fucking deck to someoneToo bad the rules say you have to
>>97852693>Why
>>97852772Nope. Scooping and getting the fuck away from that player
>card delivery day>postman rings the intercom>fucking buzzer button won't work>can't let him in>he just fucking leaves>doesn't even try any of my neighbors (I'd know, I can hear when the intercom rings in other flats)This is the 2nd fucking time this guy has done this, it's really starting to piss me off.
>>97852795sounds like a you problem. basedpostmanpat just did his job and doesn't need to give a fuck
>>97852795fix the intercom, nigger?
>>97852803Epic bait, quality post>>978528051. It's not always broken, it only seems break when this specific guy is delivering. Last time it happened, the intercom was working literally the next day and every day since.2. Oh yeah hol' up I forgot it was within my power to compel the building manager to work. Boy I sure am glad I don't have to raise tickets and wait for them to be done whenever the manager gets around to it!!!Faggots, the pair of you.
>>97852823>leave out crucial info>get mad when called outtotal nigger behaviour
>>97852823>living in an apartment in 2026grim
>>97852823>it only seems break when this specific guy is deliveringaaaaaaand im talking to a woman or a turbo low t "male"
>>97852823>Oh yeah hol' up I forgot it was within my power to compel the building manager to work. Boy I sure am glad I don't have to raise tickets and wait for them to be done whenever the manager gets around to it!!!you depend on others to get shit done.jfc, do also ask for help when u need to change a light bulb? don’t answer that...
>>97852823You ain't surviving the apocalypse
POST GOOD ARTKINO EDISH #420
>>97852878We love 9th edition here.
>>97852857>>97852847>>97852842>>97852840>>97852837This general more than I have ever seen in any other thread on this site is obsessed with telling people that they are in the wrong when they tell a story.It's legitimately fascinating. Someone could greentext about how a diagnosed psychopath targeted them due to a schizophrenic delusion, killed their family, burned every possession they have, and /edhg/ niggas would just be like>that's what you get for caring about stuff
>does the deck "do the thing" efficiently>does the deck get you a win with as little jank as possibleIf you answered yes to both questions, your deck is good. Anyone who cries "edhrec slop!" or some variant of it is just admitting your deck is built correctly and efficiently.
>>97852944oh huh, never realized he didn't have a hand. Thought it was a normal squirrel
>>97852916>diagnosed psychopath targeted them due to a schizophrenic delusion, killed their family, burned every possession they haveBuy a gun and stop being a pussy>but my country has weapon control lawsSucks to suck. Not having a weapon didn't stop the based psycho. The weak must fear the strong.
>>97852763Everybody knows Bribery. Nobody remembers Acquire.
>>97852878>Karplusan legend told of an orc so cruel that he burned his own followers in rage—yet so revered that they rose from their pyres to serve him.
>>97852608>TQI still don't get why this upsets people. If the chink fakes are close enough to duplicate the look and feel of the real thing, why buy the real thing? These are a good example.>same thickness, size, and weight as real cards>same bend and surface feel>same exact ink color>functions identically in terms of gameplay>cost $10 for all of them>literally impossible to tell they're fake unless you unsleeve them and check them with a loupe
>>97852997Black beats them both
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
I'm sure nothing will go wrong with this.
>>97853052Sidegrade at best desu senpai
>>97852693For Standard, I'm guessing.Ward pay 3 life is better in Standard than ward 1 or maybe even 2.
>>97853059>doesn't specify untapped lands>spell is basically 2cmc to get 2 landsGEE GREEN WHY DOES WOTC LET YOU GET *TWO* FREE LANDS
>>97852916This thread went to shit after the UB shit went mainstream. This site in general has gotten worse.
>>97853059>Big HarrowNeat.
>>97853082I'm going to be real with you chief I've been here since the start the site's been absolute shit since around 2014, then got even worse post 2016 when everywhere on the internet kicked all their resident retards out to become IPOs or whatever. This general has always been filled with schizos too.>>97853049It's a mix of>I spent money so you should too>you're devaluing my experience by avoiding the gambling roulette>you just want to proxy for powerI never cared if people proxied but WoTC lost any real argument for it post the 30th year anniversary proxies and literally5lands secret lair shit.
>>97852696>doesn’t go infinite>cast reverberate >make treasure>sac treasure to copy reverberate>reverberate copies reverberate copies…>infinite treasures
>>97853123>need 1 very specific spell to make it workwow guys we broke copying reverberate! the point i was making is that the actual pairing doesn't do anything special or even very good, you get the copy and get 1 additional treasure ***UNLESS*** it's Reverberate or one of the other 3 spells that are identical to it. Clearly since he's implying it "*kills u*" he doesn't mean to do that because that isn't even a payoff that kills anyone, he needs yet another piece, making a what, 4 card combo? Terrifying.
>>97853118Yeah, but at least threads weren't just the same handful of anons making the same handful of posts.>>97853123Just copy Lightning Bolt you retards.
>>97853076>>97853101>put them onto the battlefield tappedFucking ESL hours
>>97853144Copying Lightning bolt would just result in 1 additional lightning bolt and 1 additional treasure. The first dork wizard doesn't copy copies, only casts, copying on the stack doesn't cast. Easy mistake to make.
>>97853154Never said it went infinite, just saying the interaction isn't headache-inducing. Just go for value and the combo is busted enough.
>>97853153I know, but Harrow is the closest comparison I can think of since I forgot about Cycle of Renewal and the other fixed harrows.
>>97853161That's completely fair. Using it to simply get a strong double up for effectively free is beyond good enough.
>>97853154>>97853144>>97853118>>97853082>>97852916look at these 2 vaginas talking about how manhandled they got.
So how are you supposed to interpret this as a spell? Sacrifice spells are pretty dark, so I’m assuming the bullied character comes back and shoots up the school? Causing the loss of life and the creatures who bullied her are sacrificed to bullets?
>>97853164That's more what I was going for. At best you combo off for infinite mana and swing Storm-Kiln for lethal at someone. At worst, every instant and sorcery you cast optionally gets a free copy. and treasure. That's already strong enough if the quality of your spells is a high enough.
>>97853194this is the "pox" card that subhuman kike was talking about?
>>97853194yes, american game for american ppl
>>97853194I figure the sacrifice is meant to be interpreted as"Pick a friend to no longer be friends with this person"
>>97853188If you won the argument you wouldn't need to post.
>>97852878
>>97853213Tezzy was the best part of that set.
>>97853206Yeah that’s reasonable for 8 creatures to die. Naw, I don’t think you are media literate. Look at the tears and pure unbridled rage, it’s clearly inspired by ‘the fallen angel’, and we both know what he got up to after betraying god
>>97853214i really like Sami, felt he was a well developed character and a nice arc.
If you give him Double Strike does he trigger twice?
>>97853224yes
>>97853224Yeah
>>97853224IIRC it does since it says on combat damage instead of on attack
>>97853203No, the pox card he was talking about was probably the prepared creature that casts pox.
>>97853224Anything that says "deals combat damage to a player" can be triggered twice with double strike, yeah.
>>97853224Order of events:First strike damage goes through (double strike hits FS + normal damage timings)First damage trigger occurs. Resolve effect.Regular combat damage timing occurs.Additional damage trigger occurs.I'm laying this out since, if you're asking, you might slip up and first try to saceifice an attacking creature before it deals normal combat damage.
I was hoping a lot of lessons would drop for Grand Lotus Iroh but I haven't seen much
>>97853238morning, thread sabre. how was /sdg/ on trash? fucked a lot of dogs lately?
>>97853223>heI know you're playing me, but Sami almost gets everyone killed for a fucking cat that was never in any danger and is only saved from being worst character because of stronk black girl #32
>>97853249
>>97853254Did that actually happen? I didn't read the EoE stuff, I've practically avoided all of the magic written lore since mid Zendikar other than flavor texts, obviously.
>>97853257He replied directly to the tripfag so he's probably talking to the tripfag. Weird question.
>>97853049which are those from? the ones I got look good under a loupe
>>97853263Nta but I have swordfag filtered so for me it was just a schizopost in the dark.
>>97853076literal groomers of the coast propping up green
Post MtG reaction pics. Official sources preferred.
>>97853278>>97853263caught him posting the exact same style gens he posted last thread on a dogfucker thread and I'm taking him down with me
>>97853249I wish bud, not as of late, but I did do some requests for Sabre getting railed by Eeveelutions the other day.>>97853257I *think* he might be talking to me, trying to make some kind of weird crossboard drama with /trash/ of all places?>>97853287Someone posted some like this once and I couldn't resist saving it. Do not remember which card it was cropped from.
>>97853262Yeah. The plot to EoE:>Sami is a fabulous heckin valid they/them that's lost all their contacts friends and family except for Tannuk because they've been searching for their fucking cat. Cats in EoE can apparently teleport short distances. The cat got spooked at some point and teleported off the ship. Sami has spent YEARS searching for it.>Because they're broke, Sami and Tannuk take a job from a wizard(Tezzy) to go find the Endstone, which can warp reality.>Eldrazi are the explanation for the Fermian Paradox in EoE(actually pretty cool)>a bunch of shit happens with black hole and sun cultists(Alpharael and the black chick in the sun armor). >TFW Tezzeret can command metal in a plane where spacesuits are mandatory>Eldrazi get summoned and begin destroying a big space station chasing Sami and everyone. Tannuk nearly sacrifices himself to give Sami a chance and he finds the stupid fucking cat and practically ditches Tannuk to try and save it, almost dooming everyone to eldrazi, but the cat fucks off and takes the decision away anyway(lol)>Tezzeret hands off the endstone to some weird time displacement alien, the end.
soo, nothing wrong with fucking dogs I guess?I blame UB
>>97853305What do you want, people to freak out that a furry exists on 4chan?
>>97853311found the furry
>>97853312I have awful news to break to you. Most people who participate in Magic: The Gathering and any hobby on /tg/ are autistic. Do you know who else has a higher rate of autism? That's right. My Mom.
>>97853215I keep forgetting Jews of the Coast is american, you might be right that this is just a school shooter situation.
>>97853311This is why the game is becoming shit. You refuse to gatekeep any degenerate.
>>97853303Jesus christ that sounds astonishingly awful aside from the cool Eldrazi twist. I wish they'd have left Kavu alone as the weird animals Dominaria vomits out, but even then. So he didn't even get the fucking cat back?? >Tezzeret can control metal>everyone needs a space suitHe's like god out there isn't he? Have a dragon for humoring my constant questions.
>>97853321Those degenerates are the only ones keeping the company afloat at this point
>>97853321then LEAVE
>>97853333Not him but No.This species thrive on conflict and I am here to advance the game.
>>97853329>>97853333>give up at the slightest inconvenienceif berating on literal rapists is ruining your fun then I'll make damn sure to make your time in this community miserable just like how you made mine. you are welcome
>>97853333uh oh melty time
>>97853361Who are the "literal rapists" in this equation?
>>97853327The setting is good, and the Kavu are pretty cool as a species in it. Tannuk is pure bro-tier. They've got a pretty strict code of ethics and their planet is cracked in half so that's cool.>so he didn't even get the fucking cat backiirc it comes back at the very end to put a bow on the story.>He's like god out there isn't he?The bad guy black hole cultists have these big powerhouse dudes wearing armor that have black holes in it that let them fuck up everything else in the setting. One of the best scenes is Tezzeret just crumples it like a tin can and moves on.>also funny scene where Tezz cannot figure out how to use a fucking iPad because he's a wizard.His ship is just metal he formed around him and uses magic to accelerate too. in EoE they don't really have magic so him just doing magic shit keeps throwing them off.Honestly EoE had a pretty good story outside of Sami and Haliya.Those characters are just so unlikeable though.
>>97853370Alright just imagining Tezzeret pulling an Indiana Jones on a guy makes me wanna take a peek sometime. Thanks again, that's hysterical to imagine.
>>97853370>Those characters are just so unlikeable though.reddit says otherwise, chud :)
>>97852608>TQ: Do you refuse to use shovels that aren't ShovelCo brand?of course, because only ShovelCo can legitimately give me the UBs I wantNot ChinaNot Timmy with his printerOnly ShovelCo
>>97853370>Honestly EoE had a pretty good story outside of Sami and Haliya.>Those characters are just so unlikeablethis is why mtg IP keeps failing
>>97853270Usea. The fronts look perfect and pass a loupe examine, but the back will fail the green dot test and the saw tooth test.
>>97853049>>97853483>I still don't get why this upsets people. If the chink fakes are close enough to duplicate the look and feel of the real thing, why buy the real thing?Because only a naive person thinks people buy genuine product simply for product and not to get cards that everyone will agree is not a custom card and will follow what's written on it>cards designed and developed out of timmy's head? I sleep>cards that came out of timmy's printer? Real shit!!
>>97853049>I still don't get why this upsets people. If the chink fakes are close enough to duplicate the look and feel of the real thing, why buy the real thing? as long as you don't try to pass them as genuine articles or try to sell them as one, I don't have issues with chink proxies. In fact, I encourage themas a cedh player proxies are kinda mandatory
>>97853520Technically speaking proxies are only mandatory for RLNot that i'm trying to rain on cedh's parade but it makes me skittish that having such high entry fee high stake tournaments going on with basically fake cards is just a stone's throw away from gambling
>>97853059>better harrow>allows a 1HK if you didn't miss your land dropGreen Queen can't stop winning.
>>97853543You did it, anon! You beat one guy at a table where nobody can remove a 2-toughness creature by turn 4!
>>97853520>as long as you don't try to pass them as genuine articles or try to sell them as oneHell no I'm not trying to scam people. I just don't want to sell a kidney to play some cardboard.
Any more cards like picrel and Spinning Wheel Kick in Abzan colors? Looking for a way to use my big creatures as removal in a more efficient way than single target fight'n'bite.
>>97853572It's fine to be F2P, just dont be surprised to see the game go in the direction that paying customers want *cough UB*, inb4 paypiggies
>>97853321The fuck you think we can do about it, spam every thread with off topic pissbabying because some anon who isn't even being annoying likes something that rustles your poltard jimmies?The battle to keep freakshit out of nerdshit was lost long before you were even born faggot. If interacting with troons, furries, lolicons, etc genuinely pisses you off you're on the absolute wrong site and playing the absolute wrong game. Make peace with that or leave.
>>97853572that's fair, as a guy who owns a few expensive ass cards, I'm sure as hell not gonna buy a playset of them just to have more than one high-power deck
>>97853585
>>97853556>turn 4>in a deck built around landfall
>>97853592nice demoralization tactic
>>97853590That's fine. I'm not a cringe manchild so UB doesn't make me seethe.
>>97853604Thanks but I'm looking for things that can hit more than one target.
>>97853621I should've guessed that since you specifically mentioned Wheel Kick
>>97853615>asking me what we can do to solve a problem that's unsolvable and isn't worth worrying about in the first place anyways is heckin demoralization!! don't heckin demoralize me bro!Post decks or stop being pic related in every thread.
>>97853608>>97853543>>allows a 1HK if you didn't miss your land dropNo u. Reread your own post redditnigger.Best case you're hitting it T3 and getting marked as the table archenemy for the rest of the game and praying that nobody has countermagic on hand.
>>97853567>>97853543>>97853590Oh, look, 10:30.Time for squirrelfag to be unfunny and autistic.
>>97853321You seem to misunderstand, you are the degenerate being gatekept. You are unwanted and unneeded, find a different community to infest
>>97853641
>>97853663>Say the line squirrelfag!>>Poopdickschizo>Yay!
>>97853631>a problem that's unsolvableNTA but the mental illness epidemic is solvable, just in a slow and different way>isn't worth worrying about in the first place anywaysit wouldn't be called an illness if it wasn't worth worrying about
>>97853615>you need to validate my outdated and frankly retarded world views or you're trying to "demoralize" meFeel free to stand on principle or maybe just go do things you like because JotC is way past needing any of us or caring about what we want. Vote with wallet or go elsewhere.
>>97852608>like digging holes in me backyard>design and build me own shovel for casual digging>imitate the design of a shovelco shovel™ because I think they have some neat ideas, but I don't like their lootbox mechanic and spend thousands to get the design I want>show up with me custom shovel to a dwarf meetup and show off me shovel>everyone is happy that they got another digger for today and we dig together for hours >come back exhausted and log onto me favorite hole message board>another thread reached stone tablet limit because the resident faggot elf who doesn't even dig keeps arguing with the dwarves how using off-brand shovels makes you gay for himFUCK YOU FAGGOT ELF GO BACK
>>97853682This one is pretty based
>>97853682shit, that's good
>>97853688>essay>basically i don't like (insert business practice of a game based on artificial scarcity) and so i want to play for free>ok fine but you're gay because imitation is the sincerest form of flattering wotc>NOOOOO I'M NOT GAAAAAAAYlol
>>97853680>Vote with wallet or go elsewhere.Hence why people will pay chang for fake cards
>>97853707>Literal cuck>Obsessed with gay sexLol
>>97853711>"I'm voting with my wallet by paying for Chinese knockoffs to continue to participate in the culture and existence of the game I claim is degenerate"Only the best and brightest huh?
>>97853707thank you for explaining the joke anon
>>97853707>don't like gambling>play the game for free insteadthe thinking man's choice
>>97853722Yes, and I trade people Chinese fakes too. Sometimes I even tell them they're fakes and give them for free.
>>97853721>dictates the direction of the game>even funds your free entertainment>...paypiggy!Every time
>>97853738>me swindling people is ok>but corpos swindling people is not okI can already smell your political opinions
>>97853729And yet cedh tournaments are a hair's length away gambling
>>97853751>politics out of nowhere
>>97853742Oh, that's not fair. I buy cheap, real cards too. In fact, I like arriving with a budget buylist to a shop with an entire decklist onhand, and letting the employees build the deck for me. Yes, it might hold up the line a bit, but who else is going to buy all of those 10 cent uncommons? 30 solid minutes for a ~$15 sale isn't the best return on investment for operating costs, but what else are those employees going to do? The next Pokemon player will just recoup their loss anyway.
>>97853760>doesnt deny itPredictable
