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>>98581379I liked the movies as a child
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Shitpost thread?
>>98581395>I liked the movies as a childWhat movie there are like 8 of them.The only good one is the 1. After the 1 they get more and more incomprehensible and nonsensical until they are huffing their own farts and all you can get evil wizard attacks you good you stop evil wizard. >the movies She did not make the movie she wrote the book. Can anyone defend what she actually made?And the most iconic part is the music. Once again JK did not write or make this music.
>>>/lit/
>>98581410Some retard spammed a thread abut the franchise on /tg/ asking why there are no /tg/ games set in the universe. The answer is that it is shit there is no coherent magic system ad all she has written has massive world shattering implications.Consider the goblin question/problem.One of the main world busting ideas are Goblins ignore the leftists having meltdowns over>REEEEEE IT IS A JEW STEREOTYPE!>RAACCCISSSTTT!Because this is not how they look in the books.Goblins are the only ones who can create money.Let this sink in!Wizards/Humans can not create money since their trash can be duplicated.Let this sink in!Goblins do not need to use wands to do all their things!Wizards/Humans can not do magic without wands(unless the book self contracts)!Let this sink in!Goblins are so magical and so powerful that the only one who managed to break in to the goblin bank was Voldemort himself!Let this sink in!
This is now a gobbo thread.
>>98581379I can't be fucked to read your whining so I'm going to assume you're just a butthurt tranny. Which is to say: a tranny.
>>98581379Preach it, sister!
>>98581421If goblins are so powerful why do they keep losing wars?
>>98581409>incomprehensibleFunny way to describe simple kids' movies.
>>98581409Okay to be fair I think I only watch the first one and the one with this little goblin slave thing and a flying car. Oh and a forest filled with giant spiders that gave me nightmares.
>>98581379Harry Potter is what happens when a very simple projects turns extremely popular and you decide it's your new cash cow and by god, it has a lot of milkSee also: Shonen genre>>98581421Thank you anon
what the fuck is this here forjust reposting another anon's opinions? borderline twitter threadtake your thread, and your trite media, back to the trash pile.
>>98581379lol so mad at HP you have to archive post from 8 days ago.
>>98581546I wish she said that.
>>98581548"Having the best equipped army doesn't save you from your leaders and officers making really stupid decisions" is a lesson many real countries have learned.
>>98581379I disliked Harry Potter before the left hated JK Rowling.
>>98581397>>98581394>>98581380>>98581379Why bother saving and reposting these? The points being made aren't very good or interesting. It isn't funny.>Goblins are shorter than humans but own more money than humans!>Let that sink in!I mean okay. But just so you know, HP is a popular series so there have already been deconstructions of the franchise longer than the first book and many, many people are making your argument but in way better and way more interesting ways.
>>98581618>See also ShonenToriyama was in it for thevmoney after, what, the Red Ribbon Arc?
>>98582292Same.Actually pretty enjoyable to see leftists turn on it.
>>98581379This would be a lot more compelling if it hadn't been written by a dumbfuck. It fails to argue its points with any degree of competence, to the point that it undermines them.
>>98581421Leftists never cared about the jews goblin thing because they hate jews, and it never really was a big deal in general. Jon Stewart once made a joke about it and people think that counted as "outrage".100% leftists hate it because of Rowling anti-tranny stuff, and nowadays it's also because shes refused to joined the UK academic boycott of Israel.
>>98581548>b-b-b-b-bBecause everything that happened in the plot is literally contrivance by the author. CORRECTION more like JK writing literal nonsense into the books. She literally writes pages of meaningless crap because after a zinger like this about goblin banking she goes to other shit like centaurs and astrology and more crap.What any adult should ask themselves is>If goblins can do magic with no wands what is their magic like?>Examples?And this is never explained instead you get pages upon pages about meaningless bullshit like mandrakes!And wandless magic should be extremely interesting since after a wizard loses his wand (and this being magic Britain where you need a loicence for a wand) he can not do magic.>why do they keep losing wars?Where was this stated? Source? Citation needed?>why do they keep losing wars?You can try to make a coherent mechanism explaining it all from the crap she did shit into her books however you be thinking more about it then she ever did. What a shit universe.>why do they keep losing wars?The solution I made up now(I dispute that goblins ever did lose any war until you give a citation form the books) is that maybe goblin magic is crafting based like they can create gold that is impossible to duplicate however it takes time same for their banks that can not be broken into however it takes time(like actually making gold coins IRL) while wizards can cast destruction magic. Also wizards wars are basically one bully (Voldemort) starting shit and killing a handful of people these clowns do not have a military. However still this means that wizard society LITERALLY and I mean literally can not exist without goblins since all their buying of wands and all the commercial magic crap they buy can not be possible or exist without money and literally and I mean LITERALLY no wizard can create real money only goblins can.1/.2
So this means wizards are more like niggers strong and can chimp out with wands however literally unable to create a civilization or survive without goblins. And here is a fun fact canonically in the first book it is established that all wizards are retarded literally mentally retarded excluding muggle borns. Another zinger! Because Hermione explains that literally not even the most powerful wizards can solve a children's puzzle that was protecting the philosophers stone.Dumbledor? RETARD!Voldemort? RETARD! Pure bloods? All of them RETARDS!Harry Potter? RETARD!CANON! This is another WTF moment for the universe and its mechanic. Creating questions any adult would be asking. And this crafting explanation still fails since why can goblins not progressively build up fortresses(like castles IRL) until wizards have no place to hide? IF there ever was a goblin wizard war it probably was 1 or a handful of wizards chimping out in the market place and killing some goblins. The retard wizard question makes basically every game mind blowing or debunked to the books.>Congratulations you have chosen to play a pure blood wizard>You decided to spend your 10 skill points in destruction magic only>You have +10 on magical attacks however literally 0 intelligence being easily tricked and unable to solve puzzle.>Congratulations you have chosen a mudborn wizard >You have a intellect of 7>Because of this you (assuming Hermione ins not unique) you excel in every magical discipline here are 100 extra points to distribute to any discipline you like fell free to ad +30 to your magical attack if you like or fill up your potion skills.Like if this ever was made into a game there would be serious questions at the table and online.
>>98581618>Harry Potter is what happensI do not care what the lies behind the origins of the books are. What is is what we have on the table.The universe is shit with puzzling statements that have world altering implications farted as 1 line in 1 book only and never explored. Instead you get worthless trash like statements explaining how mandrake work. Cute however mandrakes never come into play in any of the books. Yet the principles of magic itself are never explored. Or other magical creatures magic despite them being necessary for wizards society to exist. In a school setting where the main character knows nothing about magic and is learning about magic for the first time.......Harry Potter books are worthless walls of text who are as deep as a puddle. PS: As for the popularity it is a fact however it was shilled to parents super hard. So probably JK did have some connections and a publisher decided to make her books popular.I know I first did hear about harry potter when by parents did give it to me telling me it is popular.However the books are trash since what do you actually have in a book series? It is all words. White cartoons and movies can rest on visual effects what does HP have? A nonsensical world? A writer who literally sounds like she is pulling her world building ideas from random word cards in a hat? >Ah yes mendrakes do this and that in this and that [will never be relevant to the story]>Ah yes goblins can do this and that [will never be relevant to the story]Or more correctly she was probably copy pasting and changing things she did read from a "Explaining magic" book.And when cartoons and anime(especially) and movies do a better world building then HP why the fuck am I even reading it? To be insulted? To have my intelligence insulted? 1/2
>>98585805>>98581618You know the opening of the show pluribus where the book nerds are presented as these brain damaged uncomfortable defective people? Like they like trash that the author write and she thinks her novels are trash and these people retarded and brain damaged? I think this is a statement of fact people who like books(especially fantasy) are sick in the head. All these words and it is all worthless and meaningless! There is another theory because if you remove the magic what is left? A story about a school where there is this mean teacher who sucks. All the books are literally thisBook 1>Hey guys I think snape is Evil and working for voldemort! Yea he is so nasty and cruel to us all!>Oh wait he was good actually and trying to save usAnd from what I remember the rest of the books are basically this stretched for 8 more books.And the theory is that the books are interesting to children because they are relatable the books can not say>Muggle school sucks all of it is all useless trash(that I never use in my real life) and the teachers sucks!They say>MAGICAL school school sucks all of it is all useless trash(that I never use in my real life) and the teachers sucks!Instead of>Wow that teachers pet is so annoying and stupidWE get>Wow Hermione that teachers pet is so annoying and stupid!So maybe kids did get engaged with this? My personal theory is that all printing press books are fucken trash because the publishers wanted to sell big books so the story is bloated with pages upon pages of words. In contrast the actually stories people told like Aesop's fables and Fairy tales are actually short and to the point. Almost no fantasy book I have ever seen has justified its own existence in this format. There are some books who benefit from the big book format however these are exceptions. >>98585805
>>98581379>It's 2016>libtards won't shut up about harry potter>It's 2026>libtards still won't shut up about harry potter>time is a flat circle
>>98581379I say this as someone who is very autistic about Redwall; you need to stop reading and getting upset over children's books.
>>98585680>jews goblinI mention it now since we have some fagots chimping out over anti-trans in this thread.I wanted to analyze the book series on its own (I am extremely right wing) and this concept can be impossible to comprehend to a leftists or centrists in this thread.Look at this fagot:>>98581546>>98581543>>98581982>b-b-b- anti-transAlso not in the books. I am wondering why the left lives 24/7 on twitter and talks about every bullshit someone tweets.>b-b-b- anti-transShe also made a twitter post that Dumbledore is gay. That is such a shit way to establish canon and also I am extremely right wing.>Leftists never cared aboutI am convinced that leftists say insane things to justify everything. They do a 180 on an author they loved(loved for unknown reasons to me) because they did not agree with the modern leftist narrative and they go and try to find things to bitch about. And their bitching makes no sense and it only exists to bash the books. The perfect example of this are the jew goblins because she did not make the movie. So spamming pictures from the movie is invalid. >Look a jew star in the bank!Not in the books.>JEW STAR!that is a real place in the real world that happens to be there this is a live action movie not a cartoon where everything was drawn or made with CGI.>LOOK ANTISEMITISM!The left will make 2h rant videos about the books where they bring up non issues because JK made a no-no on twitter. On the other hand the left will ignore if their fav author literally has in their books rape and enslavement of woman until they say a no-no on twitter. PS: >>98581546I understand this concept however this is crazy. She did not make any books except like some obscure ones. How is you talking on twitter and posting pro HP posts giving money to her?
>>98581546damn she's so cool
>>98585680>Leftists never cared about the jews goblin thing because they hate jewsWe do?
>>98585874When it's the cause celebre du jour.
Notice how the retarded 4 part greentext barely had any replies on its original post yet OP somehow thinks it was worth dropping on /tg/s pillow too
>>98581379Counterpoint: she's a multimillionaire beloved by women and children for creating the most iconic fantasy work of her generation, and you will never be a woman.
>>98585901Yeah, Harry Potter is kind of a crappy book series, but you don't need nearly that many words to say that.
>>98585913>beloved by women and childrenWoman and children can not think and their opinions are worthless NEXT.>for creating the most iconic fantasy work It is not iconic or anything it is trope and trash.
>>98585874>We do?Go back to fantasizing about the extermination of Israel.
>>98585901>Notice how the retarded 4 part greentext barely had any replies on its original post yet OP somehow thinks it was worth dropping on /tg/s pillow tooHe did this screed originally on a /tg/ thread about gamifying Harry Potter, but yeah, I'm guessing he's Q-anon refuse inching for new, unexplored fronts for the Culture War...
>>98581379Anon, /lit/ is down the street on your right.
>>98581421I think rather than trying to make a game set in the universe you should just grab a copy of fantastic beasts and steal all the interesting monster ideas out of it
>>98586145>you should just grab a copy of fantastic beastsNice one shill.>you should just grab a copy of fantastic beastsWhat is even so great about that books?
>>98586418>What is even so great about that books?I dunno I read it years ago, the copy I had had extra annotations from the characters and I think that's what stuck with me more than the actual core contents, there's gotta be some interesting stuff in there though, I found this blog that has some 5E conversions listed https://gamerpeak.com/fantastic-beasts-how-to-slay-them/
>>98585874No you didn’t.Only after jk Rowling started expressing her beliefs that were verboten did suddenly they all cared as they started trying to tear her down for anything. Before it was an inside gag that many let slide.
>>98581397clearly not intellectually stimulated enough to write with minimal proficiency, and i feel his seethe is due to nothing other than this very fact.some of his points are pertinent but his streetwise act fails.
>>98581379One insane fixation HP has is shitting on muggles. This gets really exaggerated when harry gets wizard chess, not normal chess wizard chess! And it is so great and better then muggle chess! And muggle crap like video games are so stupid because muggles are stupid.Now without looking it up come up with idea how mind blowing something like wizard chess can be.Go on come up with it! Show your endless creativity!wizard chess is literally exactly like normal chess. Only the figures are alive and talk back to the players.Yep that is it normal chess only the peaces talk back. In contrast battle chess was released in 1988! HK shits on computer games however her mind blowing creative idea for a game that is so better then every video game of the 90s was literally made in 1988! Let this sink in!Oh and you want to know what is the best part about wizard chess?! because it lets you feel like a general controlling an army!For reference Shogun: Total War was released in the year 2000You can defend this or try to however the fact is that JK is literally creatively bankrupt and can not imagine anything worth shit.
>>98586622Honestly, the main way to bottom line Harry Potter is that they're good at drawing people into the whimsy and good vibes of the world in the same way that the main character was himself enchanted by a world of magic outside of his boring mundane life, but once you've gotten over it then that's...kind of it. Most everything extends out from that. The world building is shoddy because it's meant to wow you on the initial impact without care for what comes after. The magic system isn't cohesive or consistent because it was never meant to be, it's meant to do what the story needs it to. A lot of the social issues and flaws of the wizarding world are meant to be contemplated only in the moment they're presented to Harry Potter before we move on. And a lot of why people treat the main character himself as some kind of evil disgusting nepo baby narcissist isn't because he's that way in the text, it's because he's written as an incredibly normal and even self-critical boy who's too busy bouncing from one crisis to the next to actually explore the implications of the world Rowling set up, and she's not interested in writing scenarios for Harry Potter to actually challenge the wizarding world the way readers want him to beyond the occasional teenage tantrum and moral fingerwagging.Like, it's not rocket science. It's a kid's book series for kids, and it never wanted to be more than that. It's telling that most of the heavy lifting for the world building HP got was from the spinoffs. And even then, they'd need a shitton of work to force that into a tabletop rpg that isn't either a 5e module or pbta clone. Cause they already have kid-friendly ttrpgs like Witch's Adventure, so any HP product has an uphill battle.
>>98587816You’re overthinking it, JKR likely thought “what if chess, but magic” and living pieces was the end resultThe problem of criticizing Harry Potter’s worldbuilding is that it’s fundamentally a Ronald Dahl novel stretched across 7 books. The hero is a good hearted kid with quirky powers who stands up against mundane adults and crazy adults with the help of his friends and replacement parent figure. The world doesn’t make sense because it doesn’t need to for the story to work. But the problem is that Rowling was so good at keeping teenagers and 20ish adults interested that it tricked everyone into taking the series more seriously than it can handle, including even Rowling herself. Which is why both fans and detractors fight over how “good” HP is, even though it’s less deep than MLP
>>98587930>You’re overthinking it,NO!>“what if chess, but magic”And the result is a joke. In contrast Star Trek has 3D chess something real that you can play IRL. In contrast what you got in HP is literally chess only the figures talk back. And they literally talk back they are like bitching and saying shit like>No do not sacrifice me here>You should have made this move instead! >JKR likely thought I told you to get creative. I told you to make something creative and JK only made normal chess only the figures bitch back. This is the extend of her creativity. The point was CREATIVITY and she has ZERO!> and living pieces was the end resultZERO CREATIVITY.Meanwhile on our boring computers we literally got 5D chess with multiverse time travel! And that is a real game you can play. She could have made the chess anything even nonsense that can not be a real game.Chess who time travel?What if chess in 12 dimensions? What if nonlinear multiverse? You can literally say anything! Yet talking figurines is all we get!Fuck you can even start throwing mathematical words and SF words together without any respect for their meanings.>Hyperspace chess with 5D time travel Fucken ZERO CREATIVITY! She can not write for shit and this shows.By the way 5D Chess With Multiverse Time is a real gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VAnAgmshAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOotGsWbaeAAnd so is hyperspacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQo_S3yNa2wWhy the fuck whould anyone care about the HP world if you can explore far more interesting ideas on computers!
>>98588073Anon, if this is bait, then I congratulate you for somehow keep this dead horse moving If it’s not bait, then I genuinely advice you to seek a therapist, or at very least a different franchise to seethe over. HP is probably the worst one to obsess over, either to love or to hate
>>98581379Traditional games?
>>98588092>No answerI told you to get creative you can not do that.
>>98588103You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pityFarewell!
>>98585874It is mentally retarded and inhabits a fantasy world; there is no point trying to communicate with it.
>>98587816>One insane fixation HP has is shitting on muggles.A lot of series where there's secret, hidden magic types and normal everyday humans have this to one degree or another.It's also very common for the secret, hidden magic types to fear getting holocausted by the normal everyday humans they look down on so much, because even though the hidden magic types are so much better (alledgedlys) the humans can still go cawadoodie on them and kill them en masse.
>>98585680The weird thing that people keep pointing out of leftists being nominally less philosemitic while also loving everything they do always blows my mind. Side thing, everyone laughs at that one jew that posted tyranids are basically jews, but what other fantasy race is most similar? Snakemen? They are shapeshifters.
>>98581379>LOTR is trashStopped reading there
>>98588073Pretty much. JKR is someone who kind of got lucky with HP. The book isn't deep nor does it have any good worldbuilding and I agree with what someone mention the whole reason the series got big before the movies could make it a household name was due to tickling the right people childhood due to it being a boarding school or whatever you call that type of school.
>>98590794>Pretty much.>The book isn't deep nor does it have any good worldbuilding and I agreeThanks.>JKR is someone who kind of got luckyOHOHOHOHOHI see it totally differently1) Ignore all the propaganda they tell you of how it happeneed.2) The facts are simple everyone and I mean everyone on the radio and TV was saying>WOW (PARENTS) this Harry Potter book is getting really popular! It is a phenomena! And it was shilled to death I think they even directly did say>Parents get your kids the Harry Potter books! It will help your kids read! And some other online reviewer did mention that at her school the publisher of the HP book organized events encouraging kids to read Harry Potter! I remember liking the first book however after the 3 book I did give up since I did grow up and can see that it is not that interesting. From what I can see the book series is basically popular because the media made it popular, keep telling parents that HP is popular and it is a self fulfilling prophecy.
>>985901381) Urban fantasy is trash!Interesting take however I see it totally different.Once again we go back to Star Trek TOS it was made in the 1960s And supposedly depicts a futuristic world of the year 2266! This create hilarious results (and is interesting to watch for this alone) where you have these 1960s computers no miniaturization and most computer readouts are made on paper. People hold physical files marked top secret etc etc. There are no touch screens and everything is based on buttons. Contesting it with what we have today is hilarious and trying to explain this in universe is always cringe-fun. Either way TOS also told us that WW3 happened in 1990 and was the Eugenic Wars. Now all of this is interesting to understand how people in the 1960s imagined the future, retro futurism if you like, think of futurama with its all paper bureaucracy in the future. Another anachronism is the TNG era who did go fully into touch screens in the 1980s and 1990s depicting it as the super future.This creates hilarious results since TNG-era in DS9 episode made in 1995 where they travel to the year 2024 insists and I mean insists that the most advanced tech the people of 2024 have are screens you need to operate with styluses and not with your fingers. To be honest it was a extrapolation of the tech of the time. And the writers did make a very slow rate of progression since touch screens where not really a thing in 1995 for civilians. Now see the effort and creativity these writers put into imagining the future. They actually made an effort and really you can not blame them for getting things so wrong. Especially that they where predicting things 20+ years into the future.Contrast this to JK who literally wrote a book in 1997 who thinks that figures who bitch back is the best thing ever and muggle games are stupid. Meanwhile in the year 1988 a DOS game did this and more on a computer! 1/4
>>98591033>>98590138And games made in the year 2000 did take the idea of "I am a general and control an army to its extreme" IRL!You see the problem here right?Going back to Star Trek TNG-era the criminally under explored holodeck can do anything this would include you basically controlling an army from gods view if you wanted. Since they use it to play all kinds of games.JK basically could have made so much even thrown words that make no sense to stimulate the imagination of the reader what if a board game like in Jumanji movie from 1995!? What if the game changes its rules while you play it? And Jumanji is aboard game that would perfectly fit into HP world. However nope normal chess it is! This is ass even for the retarded standards of HP who is the worst kind of urban fantasy. They could have gotten with something like the matrix to enter virtual worlds however that can feel to much SF for fantasy. Urban fantasy is fucked since in all seriousness magic would be alongside technology possibly with some restrictions. I mean you can use a killing curse to kill a guy however you can ride on the train.If I think about it from 2026 there is a possibility to create a urban fantasy exactly like HP where everything is justified.Why don't the wizards use phones or internet and communicate over magic scrolls?Because the you do not want the muggle FBI to catch your talking about magic stuff since they are listening to all conversations!Why do wizards not have cell phones?Because cell phones are geotrackers who will detect when you teleport and are listening to you 24/7!Why do wizards travel by magic trains instead of muggle cars?Because the CCTV cameras everywhere especially in public transport will record their movement!You can have these pocket dimensions of wizard society that muggles can not walk into so the wizards can hide and travel like they wish.2/3
>>98591038>>98590138Of course this would not ban all technology however restrict its use >I can drive my 1980s muggle car like I did in 1981 however the muggle cameras will catch me if I enter the muggle road in 2026!I envision this new urban fantasy as some cold war style spy murder fiction where various factions of wizards try to assassinate one another and are doing murders of muggles for power in the muggle world and also try to never let the muggles know magic exists or erase all evidence or questions their magic activity did create.In this scenario magic is not some inherited thing you are born with however a skill practically everyone can learn however the wizards keep it secret and do not give it away only teaching their own children the ways of the magic. Also my wizards would not be these god like insta win creatures like in HP. A gun can kill them and the best they can do are spells of invisibility or blindness on muggles. The benefit to magic is that muggle police will not ask questions, a gunshot is obvious a magically created hart attack looks like natural death. Because to avoid the spyware of 2026 there are restrictions on the use of technology and what technology is kosher and in what circumstances. i imagine practicality all wizards being relatively wealthy so they do not need to have a normal job since their income comes from owning muggle corporations or factories etc who they maneuvered themselves into owning with magic and magical assassinations on muggles. As for the tech it be hard cut to 1990s or 2010s tech. Nothing with WiFi or internet connectivity. In HP case there is no fucken explanation. They use trains however cars are HARAM for some reason stop asking questions. And no modern cameras because stop asking questions.3/4
>>98591042>>98590138PS: As for TNG Star Trek you can fan fiction that they can emulate all the games on their holodeck we have today only chose not to or we do not see it. What logic does HP have?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-pXqHPCLA
>>98591020I remember schools were doing HP events back in the day to push the books before the movie was a thing. I thought it was kind of retarded even back then. Then again, I read fucking good fantasy as a kid so can tell it was baby's first fantasy but with 50% more gay lib shit. (Which is funny as it seen as "right wing" today..... Though that's due to the left hating anything that isn't lockstep with their causes that isn't muslim.)
>>98591089>that isn't muslimMuslims created and control the left this is why the left will parrot everything their Muslim overlords tell them regardless how insane it is.>LGBT homosexual says:>From the river to the sea Palestine will be LGBT free!>I remember schools were doing HP events back in the dayI did never have these at school (2 wold country) however literally everyone ignores how hard it was promoted. I will not speculate how the JKR connections go however nothing about it was organic. These books got popular because they where shilled everywhere super hard.
>>98590651>>LOTR is trash>Stopped reading thereIt literally is trash. Even Tolkien says so in a round about way.>These books are linguistic evolution fiction everything else is fluff to justify muh linguistic fiction, I have no idea why people think I am a great writer >Stopped reading thereCool.Here is where the problems start anything involving magic is fucked.How exactly does the 1 ring work?[squaring LOTR with the hobbit is a exercise in impossibility]Why does the ring make frodo and everyone else obsessed with putting it on however golum the ring addict does not have the ring on him 24/7??? And was hiding it far away from himself? Despite being the ring addict? You try to answer that first.Then we have how do actually orcs work? If they are corrupted elfs then are their numbers not very small? Because elfs are not large in number and also all the wars with humans reduced their population? How do we get large orc armies that threaten anything? How do they get new numbers of orcs?>Something something .. .breeding with ... STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!How are nazguls even interesting if all it takes is 3 humans with swords and torches to chase them away? Yea they are Le immortal however you throw these jackasses down a cliff and throw shit loads of stones on top to trap them for good.
>>98591122Well, it's less of muslims controlling everything and more of they're being replaced as a voting block. They were losing the Hispanics to the right wing cause shocker. More and more of them were legal citizens and they hated illegals and commies more than the whites. So when Obama started flooding his countrymen in. They targeted places they could lock in blue.
>>98591033Why are you even replying to me when your schizoid rant is directed at a strawman you've constructed from whole cloth to rail against?
>>98581410lurk more/tg/ is for fantasy and scifi in general.
>>98591158Your disjointed rambling reeks of ESL niggerdom. Go read the books and you'll get an answer to each of those questions you fucking spastic.
>>98581379>Harry Potter is trashYeah, you should take it up with >>>/lit/.>>98581409>What movie there are like 8 of them.Do you not understand plural nouns?>[the films] get (...) incomprehensibleI have to say that you're a very special kind of brainlet if you consider a children's film series incomprehensible.
>>98591158Ok retard, the first orcs were made from elves being tortured and corrupted into the race of orcs (thousands and thousands of years before LOTR) by Morgoth. From then on orcs were their own race and could reproduce as such. It's not that hard to understand.
>>98591122>Muslims created and control the leftYou're actually a fucking schizo.
>>98590138Picture is why everyone got angry at the Midi-chlorians shit in Star Wars. Since before this everyone assumed all it takes to be a jedi was to train with a master like any skill in a kung fu movie.PS: I do not like the chosen by blood or prophecised by fate super special hero since I prefer the anime style of guys who earned it however.... HOWEVER keep in mind that the people who are reading these books are exactly like the protagonist. They are shallow they literally have nothing beneficial or good about them. They are literally are a wast of space, so the only way they can feel good about themselves is imagining that fate or god or the secret magic elf society will one day come to them and announce that they are the super special prophesied by fate and have amazing powers is their fantasy. I think twilight is the worst offender here where the protagonist Bella literally has no personality and no interests. She is not even interested in books her only trait is being a super bitch. No joke her only personality quirk is that when the teachers read her name >Isabella Swan?She will go>(REEE) IT IS BELLA! It is almost comical and there is one moment in the end of the book where her faggotry actually made me laugh.I mean it is almost self parody>HOw dare the world and everyone in it not know my name is bella not Isabella?!And I mean it is not that interesting she does not go into the>Isabella is my slave name!>I am Litrukhadja Makong!>I am the one who holds the twin candles of ozaeroth!>I am the walker of the forbidden sand path!>It is I who control's the alter of Amizurakt! Crazy that makes you interesting. She shortened her name and gets angry that people who do not know that call her by her legal name.1/2
>>98591258>>98590138The first twilight books is interesting because it reads almost like a parody. Basically she gets obsessed with this 1 kid in school named Edward for no reason. She is a clouts and no good at sports (stated as fact). She gets obsessed with this kid and once she falls down on the ice or gets hit by a car(do not remember the details) and after she literally gets hit in the head she goes>AHA I know there Edward has super powers or something! He like moved from this one spot to fast! And then in the hospital Edward literally tells her>No Bella you where in an accident you hit your head you are not remembering things correctly. And she gets more obsessed over him. I was smirking while reading that all the time.She also has literally nothing else of value you think they write her to be a book girl who will start dropping in all the lore on vampires she learned from books over the years or something. However nope she looks up vampires on the internet for the first time.No physical skills.No knowledge. Did anyone do a deep dive into this trope?
>>98591214>Go read the books and you'll get an answer to each of those questions you fucking spasticNOPE.These are questions others have asked before.Looks like you actually need to be brain damaged to enjoy LOTR.
>>98591221>their own race and could reproduce as such.I put aside the logistics of them out breeding humans and everyone else aside. Why did Tolkien himself stumble to answer this question?>their own race and could reproduce as such.OK and you still did not answer the main question I asked you to answer. What about golum and the ring?
>>98591236>You're actually a fucking schizo.Why can the LGBT not talk about Muslims who literally kill LGBT people in their lands? Very curious.
>>98591274Because it's an entire political movement of subversion since at least the fucking 50's, you historyless schizophrenic. It's been completely dominated by Jews for well over a century beyond that. It wasn't created by and isn't controlled by muslims; muslims - or rather, a hodge-podge of primarily non-European parasites, ranging from Christian sub-Saharans to ostensibly Buddhist Pajeets, including a significant subset of Muslims - are merely taking advantage of the disaster that is the multiculturalism that has been pushed by both the left and the right since the 70's, albeit based on radically different arguments, with Jews dominating the core of both.What a useful fucking idiot you are.
>>98591324>DA JOOOOZZZZZZZ>DA JOOOZZZZZLOL.>What a useful fucking idiot you are.Is this peak projection?The Muslims have invented feminism and all leftists ideas and pushed it on the west. The Muslims told you that secretly the jews are behind it to distract you. >at least the fucking 50'sThe Muslims where doing this for over 200 years at this point. >somehow the jews who control the LGBT want the LGBT movement to destroy Israel and hate jews while cuddling Muslims.This is what you actually believe in!
>>98591332I mean you're right about everything and all but what about this is /TG/ now? Hell, admit this should be in /LIT/ over /TG/ to begin with
>>98591268Interesting how you don't deny being an ESL.
>>98591373>you don't deny being an ESLBecause I am ESL.Care to answer the questions anglo?
>>98591401No, I haven't bothered to read any of your meaningless screed. Harry Potter is gay and you are even gayer for obsessing over it like this. You need help, mate, serious help.
what is this schizo melty over
