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If every one of the 6 ork klans features the many oddboyz that exist in varying quantities, what would a snakebites flashgit even look like if snakebites often hate tech that has more than 1 button?
>>98735620>TQidk I like nightlords so maybe Curze
>>98735630Good goyim that obeys the words of an AI and treats it as law
>>98735630I’m probably one of the mutie’s biggest haters, but there’s really no point in bullying him now that he’s easy to filter. its honestly funnier that way because you see everyone treat him like a leper whenever he posts.
Should I buy the Custodes Valerian And Aleya since they are going to legends? I think their used market value will be quite high soon. Just like Canoness Veridyan went from 20 euros to like 90 euros once she was OOP.>I don't play Custodes
Thinking of doing some mydudes Space Marines using 3e vanilla or Black Templar rules, with a Black Templar aesthetic flavor but I really like bright red armor. What can I do for "Red Templars" in terms of color scheme or heraldry you anons think?
>>98735620>TQ
Did you, or do you plan to order any MTOs?I got my Ghaz.
>>98735664First thing to recognize is that your colour scheme is probably already done. I had autism over this too.Make sure that it is a colour scheme you like and always makes you smile when seeing it.So how does the primary red coloring with a dark gunmetal color sound to you?
My turn one was moving everything forward, I was able to blow up his killa kans because he started with them right in the middle and oath of moment is silly
>>98735630Okay hall-monitor kun
>>98735630Shitting on the mutant is all well and good but needing AI to explain things for you is so completely cucked it makes you even more pathetic than him.
>>98735668Is that an alternate head?
>>98735631Flash Gitz are mostly associated with Freebootaz who are orks that didn't really vibe with their clan and left to do their own thing.
My friend still hasn't learnt his lesson and declared waaargh turn one going all inNo successful charges were made
>>98735688Are there any cute trans girls there
>>98735688This is why charges should always move you the distance rolled even if it's not enough to reach the target
Ignore and report for off-topic.
>>98735679It's not mine but I'm working on something similar. Its the original head with the hood cut off and resculpted.
>>98735674what level of tourneyfagging do you have to be on to not even bother popping out windows on MDF terrain, holy shit
>>98735631oddboyz are orks with specialized skills that are borderline essential to an ork warband. these are runtherds, mekaniaks, painboyz, and weirdboyz. orks like flash gitz, burna boyz, kommandos, ect. are just orks who simply enjoy a certain style of fighting, looting, or dress and become engrossed in that identity. also, flash gitz is just an umbrella term for an ork who is really flashy and brags a lot about being flashy, and so is usually an outcast. this means a snakebite flash git can be an ork who simply owns a lot of furs, a big choppa, or some other such valuables that make other snakebites pissed off with them.
>>98735688>random dotted lines all over the floor and pieces of paper printed out and stuck to the bottom of terrainWhat the fuck is this shit dude, do you people not take any pride in your battlefield scenery? Looks like complete ass.
>>98735719it's very clearly at a club or shop anonand that's how it's meant to be played™ now
>>98735697Surprisingly there were a few girls today including the cute cashier>>98735698He likes to do da jump and deep strike all his deffkoptas so he needs 8">>98735719I want to get my own terrain later and play at my house but it will need to waitI killed most of his warboss led boyz then charged in with my veterans, the warboss lived and clobbered three to death after
how many legionaries is too many?
Almost done, my dreadnought is hiding because I went for the tempting target to pretend I'm playing for points and not trying to squish two armies together
>>98735669>Went to go check the prices>$110 USD for a Metal Deff Dread when the plastic one is $67 and comes with more customization optionsFuck that noise, I'll just get the Goff Rockers
>>98735736101
>beast snagga based army goes 6-0>all the 20 unit of boyz have one thump gunCase of "models before didn't have it" or deliberate despite there being no negative since you keep the choppa?
>>98735669funnily enough, I’ve wanted a zagstruk for a while now, but I bought a painted metal one for $50 just the other day thinking the MTO would be a similar price, but it turns out its only $36. more fool me I guess. I’m 100% going to get those rokkers though because they look absolutely sick.
>>98735620Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts.This month's theme was "Retro" and was left to your own interpretation. Could be an old model, a super vibrant vintage scheme, a final farewell to firstborn or something else you feel fit the theme.I'll try to post an anchor every thread but if you can't spot me write"here is my september collage submission" and it'll be way easier to find you in the archive.Here is the link to next month's votehttps://strawpoll.com/kogjRP4kEg6Also want to give a heads up that regardless of the winner next month will have an optional spooky theme. We'll do that for all seasonal themes going forward.Also changed "plasma" to plasma/energy weapon. Any weapon that glows should be fair game if it wins I think.
>>98735620>spookiestMaybe this guy?
>>98735620>TQI like the fleshless hounds of the Khymera warpbeasts, though Pain Engines or Mandrakes could be considered spookier
>>98735757I have the original metal ones and they're awesome models. Really recommend getting them.
I am a filthy cheater because I told him my dread lowered damage by one so all his 1 damage weapons wouldn't do anything, he gave up after thatWe need to get better at learning how cover works now with the layoutsAlso I wish he would hurry up and build all the stuff he bought so I can bring my scouts, tank, hellblasters and assassins
>>98735760I hate the collage!
>>98735730>Surprisingly there were a few girls todayHe asked you about delusional cross-dressing perverted men though, you should not have even humored that with a response.
>>98735768So you lied to your best friend to try to win a board game?
>>98735771Why?
>>98735771I HATE YOU
>>98735779Cause I have nomodels to post to it :(
>>98735786Oof. Go get some then
I like orks :D
Bring back the hrud ritual post, I haven't seen it in days
>>98735664I think it is absolutely fair to assume your dudes are part of a fragment of a crusading fleet that chose to paint their armor red, possibly in repentance or as part of a sacred oath to cover themselves in the blood of the emperors enemies. Maybe they swear they will only return to the black armor after they can declare their crusade complete.Black templars are so zealous and each crusade fleet can have a lot of individuality unto themselves.I would probably still paint helbrecht gold and grimaldus black though.
The store swapped their citadel paint display for army painter months ago but the girl found all the citadel paint in the back so they priced everything at £2 a pot, naturally we both went through the hundreds of pots in a box and if I wasn't so poor I'd have bought moreThe gloss and contrast is so I can finally get around to painting my immolator tank window>>98735775No I looked up the rule just now that I'm home, we're both kind of making things up as we goI really need to play against someone else so I can learn
>>98735797just like GW the ritualposter gave up on them.
I think GW is completely phasing out their existing base/layer paint line and will fully replace it with tone pro.khemri sands 1 and xv-88 are basically the same color. I don't even think this is a bad idea, it makes it easier for stockists to know exactly what to order. Technical paints & washes I imagine will still exist.
>>98735764given these are like, daemons, why doesnt chaos use them?
BIGBOUNCYBANSHEEBUTTS
>>98735797I got tired of it. I still post here though. I just want to see a developed xenos faction. Its not even funny how cool the Covenant are compared to Tau
Pöst mödels>>98735760If I can't get the rest of the squad done in time this will have to do as my entry
>>98735838>I want to see a developed xenos faction>so I pick the isolationists cosmic horror that will at best be an NPO for kill team or Warhammer Quest to ritualpost about. I know ritualposters aren’t the brightest, but what the fuck are you doing?
>>98735711Based, the new one is way too on the nose with the grim reaper thing
>>98735797>I haven't seen it in daysfinally he's making lore accurate ritual posts
>>98735820Metallics will probably stay on the old thick medium too, with the technicals.
Buff knights
>>98735620How much time travel bullshit fluff is too much for a homebrew chaos warband consisting of the fallen?
>>98735830Warp beasts are not actually minions of chaos. They are living creatures that have adapted to the energies of the warp, like the Enslavers.
>>98735869ok>>98735882god no. they are awful to play against
>>98735895Big ship wow
>>98735698Charges being free movement is bullshit. We should have to charge in the movement phase to get rid of dumb mega turns of advance+shoot+charge+pile in+fight+consolidate.
>>98735869
>>98735698They do in Old World. Pretty sure they did in old editions of 40k too.
>>98735895that's a shockingly small amount of filler for an actual FW modeldid the recaster just have good fake labels on their bags?
>TQI actually really like the Night Lords kill team sculptsTo the surprise of no one lol
>>98735664>color scheme or heraldryThe real-world Knights of St. John/the Sovereign Military Order of Malta (they're the same organization) already use the color palette and design you want.Bright red background with a white Maltese Cross emblazoned in the center.The Maltese Cross is already used by the Black Templars as their emblem, it's just a palette swap.
>>98735923the kit is kinda overblown how bad it is, its just huge. normal shit,
Should I get noise marine?
>>98735955no. you should get the superior musicians instead.
>>98735869>Pöst mödels"No."
>>98735869Can't wait for HH to bring back these designs
>>98735983HH doesn't use scouts
>Open 40k game>See tech priest or chaos marine>Hey that looks like one of the miniatures, cool>Play different game>See another tech priest or chaos marine>Hey that looks like the same miniatureI've noticed it way more as of late, for as big and expansive as 40k is supposed to be the same handful of designs taken right from the miniatures show up again and again. What causes this? Did the pauldron lawsuit scare them that bad or something? It feels so corporate and sanitized in the worst way
>>98735620>TQProbably Fulgrim.I was really looking forward to Emperors Children and set money aside for them, but i just couldn't get over the Fulgrussy. It was too edgy even for me. I still wanted to play a chaos faction so I went Thousand Sons instead.
>>98735941They also used to be the hospitallers, which made me very sad to learn that there already is a minor canon hospitaller's chapter. But, we adapt
>>98735988Its all marketing anon. They want you to be able to buy the things you see in the game. They want to be all "hey, remember that cool character from that videogame you played? Well here it is in our webstore! Come give us your money for it!"
>>98735973Understandable have a nice day
>>9873598895% of GW's revenue comes from models.
>>98735987Yes it does, actually, it's in Legacies.
>>98735998>used to beThey still are, nothing changedTheir official name is the "Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem." The Sovereign Military Order of Malta is the international government name for the order; they're the organization that has a seat in the UN as a representative of the Hospitallers.>there already is a minor canon hospitaller's chapterHospitallers are white with a red Maltese Cross and a silver helmet last time I checked the book picture they're from. No reason you can't make your own crusading "Order of the Hallowed Sepulchre" or some homebrewed saint and play them with BT units.Actually, don't do that, I'm going to use that exact name for my own homebrew chapter using BT rules.
>>98736026What I mean is "used to be mainly known as that" >>98736026>Order of the Hallowed SepulchreThat's actually the angle I think I'm going to go with. Since Godfrey is my favorite crusader doing something related to the hospitallers is basically mandatory vs other knight orders, and since /mydudes/ are blood angels successors they have the most important human tomb in the setting to protect. I was earlier thinking something based on one of their more modern names like "Marines Johnitanner" but I'm not german enough to pronounce that >actually don't do that But uuuuuuh our dad is more 40k jesus than ur dad so...
>>98736051>try to order goff rokkers>need to pay delivery fee because its under $65what else should I buy in order to skip it?
>>98736058Idk shit about orks man they r too ugly for me to ever be interested in collecting
>>98736058How the fuck are we supposed to know what you would even like you fucking retard? Im so sick of these fucking faggots man. Just buy more rokkers or something we're not your fucking parents.
>>98736058TWO Goff Rokkers!Do you have a GW store near you? Do they still do free shipping to the store then you can pick it up?
>>98736073I was thinking there was an accessory that would generally useful, but I ended up just getting a witch hunter cause he looks sick.>>98736075two hours away, so that’s a no go I’m afraid.
>>98736051There are other Hospitaller orders to take inspiration from as wellThe Knights of Saint Thomas and the Hospitallers of Saint James are both Hospitaller orders.>actually the angle I think I'm going to go withFair enough, it was just the name I liked the most that came to me quickly. I can dig around for other Imperial Cult references and go for an Orthodox "warrior monks" thing instead.
>>98736073
>>98736073>we're not your fucking parents.NTA but my parents tried and failed to teach me the value of spending money wisely by not buying me many Bionicles.It taught me to "live a little" so I bought more Warhammer 40k and hobby paints like one wouldn't believe.
>>98736092Do you even need to though? We will likely never meet so it's not like it will confuse anybodyOn the other hand, if we do eventually end up in the same tourney or something it would be funny af Regardles, GW themselves already printed the "Blood Knights" and "Knights of Blood" in the same codex and even made one renegade and one loyalist, so I don't think staying original is the highest priority in this hobby
i wish /40kg/ was slower.
>>98736105based good advice disregarder
>>98736127I wish your mom's head was slower but she just guzzles the glicky
>>98736113>Do you even need to though?MY special snowflake homebrew HAS to be unique! I don't actually care that much, I'm just spitballing ideas to see what I like the most. It'd be a really awkward intro at a tourney though.If you want to play up the BA thing, you could go for something like "Order of the Sanguine Heart" or some other such blood references if you really wanted. Blood is one of the more common saintly relics, after all.
>>98736130Dad saw my acrylic paint collection I bought for my miniatures."Sure hope you got enough paints." It hurt.I'd say it was good advice just delivered in the wrong way. I respect the good intentions though. I'm just retarded.
the thread is literally moving faster than i can read
>>98736140>are ya winnin', son?
>>98735768>my dread lowered damage by one so all his 1 damage weapons wouldn't do anythingDoesn't require 150 IQ to guess that's not how the rule works
>>98736147I think he was more surprised I bought so much. Was probably thinking about just mixing paints but I like consistency. I do need to learn to mix paints more than I usually do.I hope my sister doesn't have my tard genes. I know I bought some Warhammer 40k plastic crack.But at least it wasn't online gambling and losing everything right? I wasn't buying bitcoin rugpulls, right?
>>987361511-1=0 anon
>>98735895Damn this thing is YUGE
>>98736161That would very obviously be broken as fuck
>>98736135Yeah, I've tossed around a lot of ideas like that, and I might still change it again because I'm a fickle bastard, but I really like this line of thought because as I said Godfrey is my favorite crusader, and guess what Godfrey's title was? Then again, specifically using the word sepulchre has a similar problem to using the word johnitanner, in that it kind of just sounds like gibberish now>>98736145Bro is an elementary schooler
>>98736160is it your money or do you get an allowance?
>>98736162see>>98735954its about the rarity
>>98735764I really like how this is painted.
i wish i could paint but im waiting for stupid spare parts for my stupid airbrush
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98735895I wouldn't even know how to handle this thing while painting
>>98736207You'd treat it more like an automotive body panelAirbrush would be a requirement for most people.
>>98736140>>98736105It's okay, parents fuck you up.>mine try to teach us to be thrifty and save money>tiny pocket allowance, never casually buy us toys>get gifts for birthday/Christmas ofc but one has no control over these>end up with a childhood full of longing for shit I never got/could afford>finally get adult job with adult money>splurge irresponsibly on toysWas a tough habit to break but we got there, and yes I have a room filled with plastic to get rid of.
>>98736187Titus Maximus, Sergeant of the Ultramarines, stood immovable before the captive xenos.Then came the sound.A thunderous BRAAAP erupted from the ceramite confines of his armour, echoing through the interrogation chamber like the cannonade of a dying world. It was followed by a torrent of putrid effluence, expelled with such apocalyptic force that it painted the alien's face and upper torso in a foul brown baptism.The mortal waste of lesser men was vile enough. But the excrement of an Adeptus Astartes was a substance of an entirely different order—a vile alchemical by-product of transhuman biology, saturated with the concentrated remnants of a warrior's enhanced metabolism.Even the Great Unclean One might have recoiled.Maximus was not finished.With grim determination, the Emperor's chosen unleashed a second devastating salvo upon the captive xenos. Only then did he seal the ceramite evacuation hatch upon his posterior with the solemnity of a warrior securing a plasma reactor.He regarded the alien through the lenses of his helm."Now, xeno," boomed the Sergeant, his voice shaking the chamber, "speak! Where are the rest of your ilk?"Silence.Maximus waited.No answer came.Instead, the drukhari smiled.Then it began to laugh.It was a strange and sinister sound, utterly at odds with the circumstances. The younger battle-brothers of the squad shifted uneasily, exchanging confused glances beneath their helmets. Even veterans of a hundred campaigns found themselves disturbed by the alien's mirth.At last, the alien spoke."More."The word was uttered with unmistakable satisfaction.Maximus stood perfectly still.There were moments in war when even a veteran of the Adeptus Astartes was forced to reconsider his understanding of the enemy.This was one of them.The interrogation had failed.Indeed, judging by the expression upon the xenos' face, it had achieved precisely the opposite of its intended purpose.
So apparently, technically the blood angels call sanguinius' final resting place "the golden sarcophagus" Why are the blood angels suddenly pulling the egyptian schtick? Idfk dude. If I call my guys the "Marines of the Sarcophagus" though everyone is going to be expecting a tsons warbandBtw, anyone else having problems with the captcha? I keep getting "bad gateway error"
>>98736234>Btw, anyone else having problems with the captcha? I keep getting "bad gateway error"maybe you should have thought about that before you broke the fucking webway, heretic
>>98736234You're right. It should have been called the golden coffin or something.I'm not getting a bad gateway error but my captcha is really slow today
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98736127Congratulations you got your fucking wish. Now I have to paint something while I wait for the thread to populate with content. Fag
>>98736234A sarcophagus is a stone coffin, that's all it means.Saint Helena (Constantine the Great's mother)'s sarcophagus is in a Vatican museum. They aren't just Egyptian.>"Marines of the Blooded Tomb">"Sanguinary Guardians of the Golden Sarcophagus"Something like that that uses some words to invoke the Blood Angels.>having problems with the captchaYea, it takes forever to load but it does work eventually.
Here are the exodites endings.Which one is the best one?
>>98736243I'm a good loyalist :(>>98736245I mean that does sound kind of boring so I see why they would want to spice it up...>>98736263>A sarcophagus is a stone coffin, that's all it meansAnd technically cock means a rooster but we all know what people actually think of when you say that word
>>98735869Kitbashed some special weapon Ork boyz and a Nob from a set of Armageddon Orks and spare bits.
>>98736322Also made a Mek, I just made the remaining boys as they are with a few arm/head swaps that aren't as interesting to post.
thoughts on my desert base?
>>98736331and the model that will be going on it?
>>98736287guess all marines are aping egyptian aesthetics because dreadnoughts have a sarcophagus too huh faggot
>>98736322do you think it's a normal thing for orks to love the thrill of reloading during a battle? I can't think of any other reason they'd use 10 round mags instead of a propa belt
>>98736331looks like a lemon cookie and now I'm sad I don't have one
>>98736331The soil texture is a bit too grainy to be "desert" to most peoples' imagination, but it's pretty close to the real thing.Might be worth smoothing over the overall texture a bit to give it more of a "wind-swept sand" feel instead of "sandy dirt" that it looks like now.
>>98736335Cheese battlesuit
>>98736355funny that, I had to move the cheese to take that picture>Shas'el Asiag'o
>>98736218this is still better than anything steve lyons has put out.
>>98736322>>98736329kino
>>98736331those blast points... too accurate for sand-people
Don't open it
Open it
>>98736411
>>98736411>>98736420
dead hobby in a dead thread on a dead board on a dead site on the dead internet
>Tried to paint a legionaire to knock the rust off>Feel like I've completelt fucked it up just with the base coatsI know I shouldn't feel that way but applying some of the trim made me feel like I can't even put paint on a palette right.
>>98736477> feel like I can't even put paint on a palette right.real
>Yvraine gets the last Cronesword from Trazyn's vaults>Manages to summon Ynnead>Ynnead pulls every Eldar soul out of Slaanesh, weakening her but not killing her>Ynnead then proceeds to also kill every LIVING Eldar as well, then revives them as various Undead entities>Names Yvraine, Asurmen, Yriel, Lelith, and Vect as his greatest servants, giving them the title of Mortarchs>Empowers Wraith Constructs and Pain Engines to hold multiple souls together>Also tells Yvraine to stop calling him Ynnead, as his true name is Nagash
>>98736464Hopefully that means you’ll be leaving soon nomodels
>>98736560hey I have models, they're just not painted
>>98736549he's too arrogant to try and be referred to another name
>>98736579
>>98735895I just noticed you've got a broken drone/turret/whatever the fuck tau call those things mounting point on the front there. Did you try to contact GW about it or are you just gonna try to repair it yourself?
>>98736585did the decalfag seriously drop his trip already, or is this another anon who happens to post normie gifs with IMG_XXXX files names?
>>98736560>>98736585permanent
>>98736583That's the fun part; He never aimed to be summoned or pretended to be Ynnead. Yvraine just summoned the wrong Death God.
>>98736611the decal mutant can't commit to anything, whether its a trip, painting his helblasters or washing his ass on a daily basis.
Is there seriously no PDF out there of Imperial Armour Apocalypse Second Edition? It doesn't even seem that rare of expensive to get second hand
>>98736626He was being banned on site due to the trip so it’s only natural that he’d drop it.
What exactly is a melta? I think of it as shooting a jet of molten metal or something
>>98736626I was just surprised how fast it was. I think he’s laying low hoping people forget he even tried it, but I’m going to go back to bullying his mutant ass because its funny. this will include reminding him that pretty much no one was bullying him as he wished, but at the same time no one wanted to reply to him at all because he’s a lolcow pariah.https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/tripcode/%20%21g2EI%2FJn9k2/
>>98735718Cool thanks, i saw someone mention that anybody who thinks evil sunz exclusively has the cult of speed is wrong and that anybody can have cult of speed in any clan and that got me thinking if other hyperfixations are present in all clans, even if it's at lower quantities
If the primarchs are warp entities that the emperor forced into a material body, which implies they were strong enough not to get eaten by daemons, shouldn't we have seen sanguinius, curze, and ferrus by now? Or whatever they were in the warp before adopting their primarch persona at least.
>>98736629it's in the OP anon
>>98736661Those posts were deleted you stupid termite
>>98736649he gets banned on sight anyway, but with the trip he actually has natural conversations with his “peers” without any psychos wishing him harm.
>>98736162Where the fuck do you get Manta for just 800 bucks? Recast?
Hellblasters?
>>98736671they were up long enough for people to see them, and not a soul piped up to remind you you’re a retarded lolcow, they let you be at peace as you wished. and guess what, no one wanted to talk to you because as I’ve been reminding you all this time, there are two types of people in this thread:people who fucking hate you and hound you every time you post, and people who simply dislike you and avoid you like the plague. without the first group you were talking in the void with your shitty reddit tier posts.
>>98736629As the other anon said, it's in the OP but here.https://files.catbox.moe/6ex88s.pdf
>>98736652>MeltaFires a 'beam' of hyper-heated air. Like flipping on a rocket engine for a split second.>PlasmaFires a 'glob' of super-heated gas that explodes on contact with solid matter, dispersing the heat onto it in an instant.>FusionManually accelerates the molecules in the weapon's path to the point of igniting if it's a gas or melting if it's not.
>>98736693plasma is winning, so if it keeps going, we’ll see a bunch of hellblasters soon enough.
>>98736698Actually I did speak with people multiple times but you live a life of lies and deceit so I expected nothing less from an ugly wretch like you.
>>98736652They were called "fusion guns" in the RT rulebook, but it's been referred to in a whole bunch of ways since then too.They look like and function like an oxyacetylene torch, so I consider them as sci-fi asspull weaponized blowtorches.The thought process probably went>we need an anti-vehicle weapon that an infantryman can use>blowtorches can cut steel, right? What if we make a gun that's a blowtorch?>That sounds cool, I like that ideawithout GW caring about the physics of it. Rule of cool and so on.
>>98736604repair, I doubt they would go through the trouble to recast the whole thing...I mean maybe its worth a try. i only got to get it like 90% of the way there. i had the part too...it disappeared after the wife cleaned...its my fault. should have put it in a better spot.
>>98736669I'm pretty sure they're just in some warp-like afterlife, Sanguinius did appear to Dante in devastation of baal when the guy was near dead so there's a chance his spirit still lives, but he's staying in the afterlife.
>>98736713hardly, you made 60 posts with your innane babbling, and you got what? three or four replies out of it? nice to see you admitted you dropped the trip though. no one likes you. no one wants you here.
>>98736652It dependsSometimes its a jet of some materialOther times it agitates the atoms of the target and heats them up like a microwaveIts not ever been consistent
I need a bit of a left hand/arm holding a syringe. Any kits with something like that?
>>98736703>>98736717>>98736737Thanks, it's a big blowtorch. I'm still probably gonna think of it as shooting a jet of molten metal because I just like that better.
I’m looking to make a Leeman Russ tank for my guard army that can deal with both heavy armored targets and vehicles, or all around kind of situations.What weapons should I choose? Both the main cannon and the side ones?
Why the fuck do you guys stick with this hobby anyway? Firstborn are dead, the new models and codexs are so expensive not even scalpers want them and even if you do buy the codex half the rules are only avaliable on warhammer plus. They remove more and more models from their range every single year, why the fuck should I spend all this money to build and army just so in a couple years GW can tell me its obsolete and I have to buy a new one?
>>98736734Well there was some mention in a novel about some afterlife that the emperor built within the warp that looked like primal green earth no? Or maybe I dreamt it.
>>98736741Infractors/Tormentors sprue has a syringe hand, idk if it's left or right though
the only afterlife a human has ever experienced in the context of 40k is being raped apart by demon dick for as long as their soul holds up
>>98736757The game is sick and you don’t know anything because your only investment in the hobby is gooning to xeno men.
>>98736757I don’t give a shit about firstborn but I’m hoping for a game like mordheim (but actually good) for 40k so I can dive back in.
>>98736757weak bait
>>98736777what's up, I wanna get raped by an octopus
>>98736757'Ate sports'Ate gamblin'Ate women (not sexist, just don't like em)Luv me dudes'Nuff said.
>>98736741Also Fabius Bile has a left handed syringe gun
>>98736753>Leeman RussDo you spell it wrong on purpose?>deal with both heavy armored targets and vehiclesThese are the same thingLR Vanquisher main gun is s18ap-4 so it's a coin flip of dealing 7-12 damage every attack because it skips the armor save. Hits on 2+ if you give the commander order and move less than 3" before firing.LR Demolisher is s14ap-3 with blast that can do at most 42 wounds (d6+1 attacks, d6 damage, 6+1=7x6=42 total wounds divided into 7 attacks). Hits on 3+ with the commander order. Blast lets it do work against infantry as well.The hull can have a lascannon on any variant, which is the next best anti-vehicle option.Your sponson guns are for infantry, heavy bolters or heavy flamers are going to be good enough.Fwiw, I run a hull lascannon in my Leman Russ Punishers so they can do double duty against horde infantry with their main gun and do work against vehicles with the lascannon.>t. guy who's talked about his 9 Russ list here a lot recently, it's a lot of fun
>>98736788>'Ate women (not sexist, just don't like em)based
3rd guy doneI decided to keep the eyes white since it goes well with the red maskI also decided not to edge highlight the copper since I can't tell the difference
>>98736807not bad bro
>>98736807Heck yeah. You're coming along anon. Nice work.
>>98736807I haven’t edge highlighted a single piece of metal in my life. its already shiny, there’s the highlights right there.
>>98736788>'Ate women (not sexist, just don't like em)Many are saying this.
>>98736807Fantastic work man
>>98736797Would plasma be a good option?
>>98736757nigga I play 4th I don't give a shit what gw is doing in 11th
>>98736819
>>98736825permanent
>>98736827It'd be fine, but not optimal IMEWhatever you'd be shooting with plasma, you have another weapon to deal with them better, like the Exterminator autocannons, which perform in that role a bit better IME. I've never had a sponson with a bolter/flamer and said to myself "I wish that were a plasma," despite half of my opponents being marinefags who spam named characters, Dreadnoughts and Gladiators.
>>98736670>>98736700Thanks anons, glad I didn't have to go to Newport to buy one
>>98736777Wrong, the emperor guards his faithful
I love obscure chapters/warbands.
>>98736807Have a go at shading the copper with browns. You can water down rhinox and pick the deep recesses.
So what are the rules of the collage anyways? I got in the mood yesterday and near finished what I wanted to enter for October.
>>98736835Apparently not
>>98736783Nigga that was Oldmunda, and we're never getting that style of game again. Younger gens don't like too much randomness and negative things happening to their dudes.
>>98736877>"""""retro"""""
>>98736885Read it again anon
>>98736835hopefully the decalpedo never realizes 4chan's back up and we're freed of him finally
>>98736881You have never played any of the 3 editions of necromunda.
>>98736877typically the rule is painted within the month of the collage
>>98736899Ah well, i need this squad done for a slow grow. I'll post it, if collage anon wants to add he can.
>>98736904So don't post my wolf fettish and pick fights with random fights with strangers on the internet?Man, this sounds difficult idk if I can.
The trip code lasted what, 2 days?
>>98736896What did he mean by this?
>>98736917he thinks jannies won't know how to identify him without it LMAO
Why has every thread on every board got to have a dedicated retard
>>98736917bro spent those two days getting pretty much no replies, so he realized although he hates being reminded he’s worthless, the complete silence is far far worse.
>4chan back up YAY! but why the fuck did it the 403 message have the word “Angie” below it?
>>98736877Paint something you feel fits the theme. Like your oldest model maybe or a super vibrant scheme on a new model or even just a goblin green base. Collage anon isn't picky
idk much about the collage or the topic but have my battlesuit commander!weapons....soon (tomorrow probably)
>>98736979Very cute, nice job brother.
>>98736938some anons have no social life outside 4chan, this is decalfags only source human interaction other than police knocking on his car windows and telling him that homeless aren't allowed to loiter in the parking lot.
Permanent means permanent
>>98736967Oh so I didn't just get banned for some reason. Who knows? Maybe the mysterious hacker known as angie wanted to flex that she is better than the mysterious hacker known as 4chan
>>98736970bro, you know the archive exists right? we can literally see your ass begging the mods for mercy. https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/98722448/#98723450>oh, I just need peace, without getting bullied :(I look forward to october when numerous anons are able to paint hellblasters in the span of two weeks while your lolcow ass is begging for your commission painter to take you back.
>>98736970Why would anyone accept an olive branch covered in wolf shit?
>>98736992Exactly I pleaded with them and they said no so screw it, you’re just making my point.
I wonder if anyone parodied>harsh and inhospitable environments produce exceptional warriorsby having supersoldiers be survival-minded half-starved people with paranoia and mental problems from malnourishment. The most effective soldiers IRL tend to come from comfortable environments where they're well fed, well-educated, and well-trained systematically and voluntarily serving in armed forces while the Fremen equivalent were starving drug addicts who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and Sardaukar all immediately went AWOL or deserted the instant they were given power armor and a gun would be parodying the attitude towards super-soldiers that both 40k and Dune takes.Halo Spartans at least were raised in a facility rather than>muh wild makes you stronkwhere they'd get all the nourishment they need rather than turn out malnourished.Most fictional warrior societies are retards who win because author fiat>Why are Fremen better soldiers than Saudukar? Because living in a desert is harder than living in a prison>Why are space marines recruited from shithole planets instead of having all young men educated and trained and taking the top 0.001% to be marines?>Why did you specifically have to turn preteens into Spartans? Because you need to train them like actual Spartans.
>>98736970Have you considered leaving? You've been permanently banned, after all.
>>98736998that’s not an olive branch dog, that’s you trying to make concessions and them understanding you shouldn’t be allowed to post at all because literally no one in this thread likes you, and you’ve been banned 268 times. I can’t wait until they rangeban you and you finally kill yourself because we’re the closest thing to friends you have.
>>98737000Trips pf truth but I thought Spartans had to be kids to undergo the procedure or whatever. Also I guess it makes making mindless zogbots and propaganda machines easier. Space King kinda did what you're asking for but it isn't as obvious and the creators had to say their intention on a behind the scenes video that psycho warriors prefer "free range grass fed boys" which made me chuckle
>>98736970You've been given enough olive branches yourself and every time you've responded by spitting in our collective face. No one wants you here. Leave.
>>98737000>a_primaris_firstborn_and_votann.jpg
>>98737004You’re so clearly evil it’s just wild
>>98736970remember when fridgeanon tried to extend an olive branch and you rejected it?remember when collageanon tried to extend an olive branch and you rejected it?remember when stickynoteanon tried to extend an olive branch and you rejected it? you’ve been given chance after chance out of kindness/pity and you’ve made asses out of all of them for it. now you’re the one claiming your so generous when your “olive branch” was included with you begging on your knees to not get banned?
>>98737023I don’t think anyone other than you feels that way.
>>98737012>>98737000Entirely misread the first bit of your post, but space king's guys are also just plain retarded for different reasons so Io guess I was right?
>>98737000I mean, tbf both are required for optimal performance, but yeah there is definitely a space to be made to explore the idea with more nuance
>>98736970>I extended and olive branchYour complete misunderstanding of concepts like this betrays an underdeveloped, child like intelligence. You know the words and loose concept but don't understand that someone who is in a lower position of power cannot "extend an olive branch". You are banned, you are not allowed here and have nothing to bargain with. The mods would have to extend an olive branch to you, not the other way around
>>98737000>Because living in a desert is harder than living in a prisonDo we count>loser farmboy got his ass beat at least two different times on the desert planet and only starts being badass after he leaves the planet
>>98737041Are you really unaware of what a total condescending asshole you are?
>>98737053Are you really unaware what permanent means? Enjoy ban #270 or whatever you're up to
>>98737068Lovely. Is that for the collage? Gives retro vibes with the scheme and base
>>98737053its only condescending because you need everything explained to you like you’re eight years old. you are a cyraxx tier retard.
>>98737000The Sarduakar were getting their asses handed to them by the Fremen because they coasted off their reputation alone for centuries and got soft. That, and the Fremen were paying the Spacing Guild off in spice to lie about their real population numbers and troop movements across Arakkis.
>>98737079My IQ far surpasses yours tho
>>98736938government mandate, thanks Obama
>>98737079He also conveniently ignores any criticism and acts dumb when he is forced into confrontation. I'd say he is chris chan tier.
>>98737105he’s a nightmarish abomination of every lolcow pulled into one. >>98737104 is joking about it being from the government, but I believe the CIA is personally using /40kg/ as a testing ground for an artificial lolcow to surpass all lolcows.
>>98737108MENTAL GEAR?!
>>98736875I used a fuck ton of Guilliman flesh contrast paint to shading, is it not obvious?Maybe I should use another paint for that
>>98737108>artificial lolcow to surpass all lolcowsNah he hasn't recycled his own fluids yet, as far as we know.>>98737120
i should finish the rest of the squad
hellblasters?
>>98737174They were thrown into the trash when his parents/the minders at the assisted living home kicked him out. No space in the car for models. It's joever.
>>98737169Wow he looks great
>>98737172I never said I wasn’t malicious. I love bullying you, and I love the fact that me and people like me are the only people who care to reply to you. no one else will give you the time of day.
>>98737186Well at least you admit to your own depravity, I guess that’s a good start.
>>98737179>No space in the car for models.I do remember him saying he hasn’t begun any new models because he’s run out of space for any more models to be completed. I think this is genuinely confirmed (though he did omit the fact he threw out the rest though)
>>98737180thanks
>>98735760
>>98736250>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98737108>>98737104>>98736938Fucking DEI hires!
>>98737188I will be painting my new Knight Imminently
>>98737242I do not want to sex them. They aren't xenos.
>>98737284finish your fucking hellblasters
>>98737284You mean your commission painted furry knight will soon arrive in the mail? You've had a tough year after being kicked out, I understand how it took a while to scrape together the money for a commission, being unemployed and homeless. Good job decalfag.
>>98737292You know I’ve actually tried a few times but now I get panic attacks from painting them because of the vitriol and hate surrounding them because of the psychos here so now I’ve boxed them up and forgotten them completely, do you feel better about yourself now?
>>98737335Is he for the collage? Cool little dude.
>>98737340please be a falseflagplease be a falseflagplease be a falseflag
>>98737340Lmao
>>98737340dude just post them on x and /40kg/ it's what I do
>>98737340please be realplease be realplease be real
>>98737353Nah there is such a strange anticipation for them that I just can’t do it so fuck them.
>>98737340Sounds like this place is more trouble than it's worth for you. Maybe try leaving?
>>98737365I’d rather take comfort in the knowledge that you and others like you will probably suffer later for the way you treat your others
>>98737358I know its cause you lost your commission painter, but you could unironically BTFO me and several other anons if you were to actually paint them because it would prove me and them were making shit up (we’re not btw. you 100% can’t paint just like you can’t read space wolves books).
>>98737340Completely unrelated but what would vex you more, a blood angel hellblaster drowning in shit or a space wolf hellblaster getting fucked in the ass by a tyranid? Asking for a friend.
reminder that your chapter is inferior to the blood angels. that is all.
>>98737340>>98737358Very mentally unhealthy. I'm not being snarky, you should probably consider talking with a professional.
>>98737371Lying about an actually painter and accusing him of hiring someone else to paint their models is so heinous and disgusting I actually hope you kys >>98737372Shut the fuck up you piece of shit
>>98737370how are those mutually exclusive? you can leave now with your head high, and preserve what little dignity you have left, or you can continue getting made fun of and suffer panic attacks from people making fun of you. also, I’m quite polite irl and only reserve my insults for you specifically because you’re so fun to make fun of.
>>98737376Permanent means permanent
>>98737374>your chapterDon't got one lol
>>98737376Aw come on my friend just wants some inspiration. No need to get so angry. Sort of feminine behavior if you ask me
>>98737374yeah but my guys look cooler
>>98737376>an actually painter
>>98737376how am I lying? even if it weren’t true, I’m operating off of what information I have and the information points to you commissioning your models. you can prove me and several others wrong by actually going back to painting models as you did before, but you still refuse to and instead choose to spend your hours crying about “hateful psychos”
>>98737290DEI hires....Delicious Exotic Interspecies hires....
>>98737393>InterspeciesOh no, it's just like the manga I read!
>>98737372NTA but a space wolf getting NTR'd by a nid fucking his thunderwolf boyfriend would be pretty funny.
>hateful psychosI've literally only received praise and helpful tips on improving my models in the short time I've been in these threadsI don't get why someone wouldn't want to paint and share their stuff
>has the chance the shut up the thread by actually painting something>won't I think the car theory is real. He refuses to timestamp anything.
What is the best excuse for not painting?
>>98737405reading BL books?
>>98737405Being homeless and retarded as long as you aren't bothering others
>>98737399Hm. Might be worth getting thunderyiff cavalry for this. I have a spare carnifex. Hm. Can love bloom on the battlefield? Naturally I'd have the space wolf sit in a cuck chair.
>>98737398>MonMusuInterspecies Reviewers was RIGHT there, man.Rogue Trader IR spinoff where rogue traders rate the different xenos they've had sex withAnd there's that one freaky fucker always giving shit like Rak'Gol, Thyrrus, and Umbra the highest scores
>>98737412I really need to watch this some time
>>98737405I'm waiting for Uncle Gael to return home with the paint.
>>98737410Wouldn't that just be weird modelling and painting that?I thought drilling the asshole of a wolf would be hilarious until I actually was about to do it.
>>98737403I’ll also note he hasn’t actually posted his hobby table. the closest thing is pic related which aside from everything else about it, is absolutely not fit to be a place to paint models.
>>98737412>Interspecies ReviewersI'm still pissed he dropped his other manga to make this. "World of Reversed Gender Norms" was such a better manga than monster girl shit
Hama Druz saw there are too many human subspecies like monster girls. This made him use time travel into making humanity into Skaven and setting them to create the Intercourse Coalition of Generation to sex every xenos in the universe.
>>98737340this nigga charmin triple ply type soft lmao
>>98737410>Naturally I'd have the space wolf sit in a cuck chairEven better, the thunderyiff marine is already in a sitting position, it's probably not too hard to modify the hand gripping the wolf to him pawing as his crotchplate and replace the chainsword with a flag or something like he's cheering on the cuckening he's receiving.
>>98737427>"World of Reversed Gender Norms"This one?
>>98737421Maybe. I'll have to mull it over a bit. Would be funny pic to share around though.
>>98737434that's the one
>>98737433>gayest model is the strongest model in the army Kill me now.
>>98737340>I get panic attacks from painting themDo zoomers really?
>>98737433oh my god the tail is up too. its absolutely perfect
Would Space Wolves get less hate if furries weren't a thing?
>>98737435Assuming you are the anon who did the "wolf stomp" I'm sure you'll do it well.Just a bit odd innit?
>>98737445Not the fecalfag (NTFF?) but as a zoomer I don't, but I do get very angry to the point of channeling khorne. I use this to strive to be better
>>98737427>>98737434The problem is that gimmick got stale real fast, especially since the male protagonist kept taking the lead anyways so it's like what even is the point. At least with IR he was able to come up with new gimmicks with each new brothel and actually had some quality worldbuilding on the side. The whole soul-mixing at marriage thing so humans can actually touch their salamander waifu without getting burned was surprisingly cute and wholesome.
>>98737427It was nice but he focused too much on the slut girl. Main girl became a background character in her own manga.Warhammer 40000
>>98737449This one might be even better for your purposes, the tail is also hiked up and it's already stanced up like it's taking it up the ass
>>98737451Nah not him
>>98737452you do know that your generation has more people with panic attacks than any other before it though, right? by a lot
>>98737465Sure, I get that. Not me though. Not a bitch
>>98736688Yeah, that's wartablegames. Pretty good recasts, good prices and shipping time usually
>>98737433I still can't believe this shit is realWho the fuck okayed this and the boat sled, man?
>>98737470Thank god Darren latham saved the fucking line.The heresy shit is almost as bad.
>>98737439>play gay army>get mad that your models are gay???>>98737450No. Even if you scrub away the wolfyiff faggotry or somehow managed to retroactively delete furries from existence they're still vikaboo mary sues. Also wolfwankers are still obnoxious even without the furry connotation, like this dumb fuck.
have you guys used any unusual painting methods for your miniatures? I have seen some people use make-up sponges instead of brushes and gunpla paints for armor.
>>98737476Death to Dave Felony
>>98737476okay but are wolf kids as bad as the kid who always obsessed over dragonsDo people shit on the salamanders as well, or is it only space wolves.
>>98737481yeah that's a very common take for retards who worship dogshit writers like karen traviss and tony gilroy
>>98737481If he was into 40K you KNOW he'd play Space Wolves.>>98737482Salamanders aren't really the "dragonfag" marines. Sure they like flamers and have some scales on their armor but it's not like every named character is Drake Darkscale or Draconius Ingnis and they have unique dragonaxes and dragontanks and ride dragons and dragonsleds into battle. Sallies get more flak for being the "wholesome chungus redditmarines" than they do for their mild dragon theming.
>>98737491Idk who the woman is and I thought Andor was "alright" if not fitting at all for the universe it's set in. What now, retard? Where do we go from here?
>>98737495nah, filoni has taste>>98737496then you're just a tourist parroting takes you've heard because you can't form your own opinions
>>98737475What'd he sculpt? I thought he got onboard long after GW started pissing on artists and designers by refusing to put their names on things.
>>98737502What about what I said makes me a tourist? Because I don't like filoni's slop? I'd apologize for not thinking your kiddy show is the pinnacle of star wars, but your behavior has only vindicated me further>nah, filoni has taste>Wolfpack led by Wolffe>They all have wolf decals on their armorYou sure he wouldn't pick space WOLVES?
Me suddenly reminded of Artorias and reminded that it's completely possible to do a wolf themed character without going overboard and wolf wolf wolf everywhere.
>>98737502>filoni has tasteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHe invented at least three different characters with "wolf" in their name, one of which is his literal self-insert that he plays in live-action shows, there's no way he wouldn't beeline to the Wolfmarines named Wolf who ride Wolves, anon. Also clone wars was mid with some high points and everything he's been involved with afterwards was unfettered ass.
>>98737513That's hardly fair, fromsoft has the best dog bosses.
>Wolfpack Leader demands you fuck his sisterDo Astartes really do this?
>>98737513>starting a sentence with "Me"
>>98737523>>Wolfpack Leader demands you fuck his wolfFTFY
>>98737512>>Wolfpack led by WolffeDon't forget Trapper Wolf and his cut character named Nyx Okami that was going to have romantic tension with Ashoka.
>>98737509Head sculptor. He posts what he works on, on his instagram.Basically the entire 10th ed wolf line.Belakor.Few bits and pieces.
>>98737531>7 minutes
>>98737512>>98737517aww the tourist's seething for being called out
Hesitation is defeat
Did someone say wolf?
>>98737539Even if you like Filonislop trying to deny his wolf obsession is a fool's errand.
>>98737479I have an autistic fixation with sticking with acrylic paint. I think that's weird and unusual but I want to stick to nontoxic stuff. The most unusual painting thing is my autistic avoidance of Vallejo products due to the reformulation allegedly causing "foaming" or "bubbling" that is left as small "holes" in the paintjob on models. I don't know if the problem persists or if it is an exaggerated skill issue but general consensus is that ArmyPainter of all paints beats Vallejo in being harder to produce bubble marks. I am still gonna try some paints from the LGS from Vallejo to see if things changed for the better.
>>98737517Nta but I love clone wars. I like filoni but I hate ashoka and most female characters in it though. Really, they should just give the reins to Sam Witwer already.
Sorry if it’s been discussed already in another thread but what’s the deal with this? They’re getting rid of the multipart Tacticus chaplain from 9th edition? I heard they were adding a chaplain class to the Space Marine 2 game, you think they’re going to change up its look for the game and release a new model with it?
>>98737533>Trapper WolfNGL I haven't watched most of the star wars slop since mando season 1 ended and I couldn't remember who this was. Oh... it's literally just him>98737539Oh you're a shitposter, why did I even bother>>98737541>Make no mistake, Human. We do not fight for your Emperor. We fight against Horus.>-Lord-Phoenix Madallaith, Biel-Tann craft-worldJust figured I'd share another cool quote>>98737545>I have an autistic fixation with sticking with acrylic paint. I think that's weird and unusual but I want to stick to nontoxic stuff.I think this is more than reasonable. Ever tried Pro Acryl paints?
>>98737548It's that sad feeling when I look nowhere as attractive as Sam.
>>98737512>>98737533what the fuck, I knew about there being a commander named wolf, but that’s obscene. you even have those wolves in rebels who are able to time travel. I’m convinced, this dude 100% rock midhammer space wolves if he was into 40K
>muh howl of wolfWhy doesn't anyone care about jackals, coyotes or any other doggy?
>>98737553He's in a constant state of, as the kids call it, mogging.>>98737556>I knew about there being a commander named wolfYeah, his clone command are called the Wolfpack it's really funny.>RebelsEverything in that show was dogshit except Thrawn and Maul, even with them I genuinely regret wasting my time watching it...>>98737558Maybe not furry enough? Or stereotypically furry? Not knowledgeable on this topic, just guessing
>>98737558Your South African PMC has arrived.
>>98737479Sponges can make a good substitute for airbrushes. You have to get almost all the paint out of them before you touch the model, but you get a good fall off of color at the transition zone. Then you can double it up by going back and sponging the base color over the edge of the transition to get an even smoother blend.
>>98737519It's unreal how lazy the "action" scenes in tartakovsky's shows are for how much glazing they get
>meet friend at game store since he's right up the road from it>going through the warhammer stuff as we tour the store>"Yeah I had some friends trying to get me into it but they were mostly talking about the 20 chapters of space marines and I think they're boring so I wrote it off">the exact same thing happened to me with a different friend group and I only got into it years later in spite of the marinesIs this a common thing or something?
>>98737548Like I said, Clone Wars definitely has some high points and I even gave Rebels an honest try, but as Filoni got more and more creative freedom his hackery became more and more self-evident. His episodes were the weakest parts of Mandalorian too, which was already falling apart long before S3 and the movie.I actually used to be real fucking big into Star Wars (still am, to a degree) so this guy calling me a tourist just for shitting on Wolf Hatsly is pretty funny to me.>>98737558I know you're just southern crossoid trying to do a ha ha funni shitpost, but the reason for that is that jackals and coyotes are seen as scrappy scavengers and vermin rather than a NOBLE AND PROUDE BEASTE with thousands of years of symbolism behind them. Coyotes also have that trickster god reputation thanks to native american stuff too.If some band is calling themselves jackals/coyotes, it's usually a sort of self-deprecating thing where they're flaunting and owning a derisive moniker they've been saddled with. I could totally see some Night Lords warband calling itself the Terror Jackals or something, for example.
>>98737586For faggots yes
>>98737558orange and tealfag's marines had space coyote pelts
>>98737558Wolves are too>destinedunlike the other two.
Mass produces clone army is an area 40k is rather lacking in desu
>>98737598Isn’t that what kriegers are?
>>98737589PNW natives viewed coyotes as honorable shepherds who maintained the forests>>98737600permanent
Is there any old lore about apothecaries? I know this is a general question, but it was something I always wondered as to how they worked or how common they were. I ask because I'm so used to seeing the decal on the generic SM decal sheet, and old art like pic related, so was curious as to how common they were and when it transitioned to the way it is now where it's 1 per company or whatever.When I get around to building my crimson fists I was curious about just sticking a white pauldron with the apothecary decal on one of my intercessors for the kicks of it.
>>98737586A lot of people are just obsessed with marines/HH stuff. They likely got into 40k from the books and assume everyone else would approach from a similar angle. In their defense, marines ARE the most popular army by far, but still. It's probably better to just show someone all/most of the armies and see which one gets their attention and work from there.
>>98737598
>>98737600Jesus are you seething about orange and teal fag after all this time? I'd rather have him with us than being forced to endure you.
>>98737598That's just Imperial Stormtroopers.
>>98737601Votrans too.
>>98737600hey decalfag, I’m going to bed, just wanted to remind you that you’re a pussy and no one likes you.that is all.
>>98737558You can look at the behavior of each group to get why wolves are romanticized and the others aren't.Wolves are known to actively hunt, have strict territories and fight both each other and others over that territory.Jackals and coyote are known to be scavengers who "fight dirty" if they can't outright avoid conflict. The observed behavior of coyote to pretend to play with domestic dogs to lull them into a false sense of security to lure them out to the coyotes' den/nesting area purely to kill and eat said dogs when aided by the numbers advantage given by the rest of the pack is a great example of why they are not romanticized.>>98737598Votann Kin are clones, but aren't in that "one DNA sequence repeated for the entire army" sense like Star Wars clones are.
>>98737625But lions get romanticized when they spend most of their time stealing food from hyenas.
>>98737586Yeah, I was originally put off by them, but Eldar hooked me in, I really liked the guardian armor. Now I love Marines, so they win you over no matter how you get into the hobby.
>>98737625Most people think of shitty californian coyotes that look like sick dogs as wellLook at coyotes in the north and canada and they'd be viewed a lot more popularly
>>98737634>so they win you over no matter how you get into the hobby.Not really. I've only grown more fatigued by them over time.
>>98737604Apothecaries differ a lot from chapter to chapter i think. For example Bangles sang priests have the quirk of storing the last drops of sanguinius blood inside of them. They use that blood for the blood sarcophagus and other rituals. Losing a sang priest is a huge blow for that reason.
>>98737629well yeah, but that’s cause they look really fucking cool.
>>98737645lions look retardednever understood why people like them
>>98737647what the fuck did you just say?
It is silly that the command pack doesn't contain the core stratagems
>>98737645I think lions are cool because they are one of the few animals that wage war. Not just as survival thing but as a result of social dynamics.
>>98737629That's a common misconception repeated by popsci retards, like T-rexes having feathers.
>>98737643Yeah, it just seemed like oldhammer and the rogue trader stuff had them work a lot more like generic combat medics instead of these dedicated roles of recovering gene seeds. Hence my questions of how or when that really started to change. I'd probably paint an intercessor as one anyways even if they won't work on the table as one, it just seemed neat and I never seen anyone do it before.
>>98737666But just about all the today's research says that. https://bionieuws.nl/en/it-is-lions-that-follow-spotted-hyenas-not-the-other-way-round-2/Lions are stay-at-home dads because they're inferior hunters to their women who themselves get by on stealing prey. People think of Hyenas as scavengers but they're incredibly powerful animals, often times you'll also see Leopards share meals with them. Lions steal significantly more prey than Hyenas do. In a pack, they kill around 60-70% of all prey, which is just behind African wild dog packs (70-80%). A pride only succeeds around 30%. Spotted hyenas will exhaust their prey while Lions are ambush predators and give up if unsuccessful.
Beware the Hyenas.
>>98737638The "intentionally underhanded tactics and refusing to fight without overwhelming numbers" thing still makes it hard to look at them positively. It's not just size, how they act matters a lot too. People respect a straight-up fight far more than underhanded tactics, even if one is more strategic.
I hate coyotes because one killed my cat.
>>98737694your fault for leaving an invasive species outdoors and ruining the local ecosystem
>>98737694Meouch!
>>98737502Filoni just wanks off Clone Wars and his OC Ahsoka. Not that the Clone Wars is inherently bad, just that when every project since he signed on has branched off of it except for Andor
>>98737694Did you at least get revenge?
Space Bears
>>98737694Did you catch the animal?
>>98737696>just let the rats run rampant in your barnNo>>98737715>>98737705Too much woods
>>98737715Very subtle destinyfag. Very subtle.
>>98737721>ranchfag>lazy and retardedname a more iconic combo
>>98737706We ride bruh
ew
>>98737727That is some of the worst models and paintjobs I've ever seen. What was the designer of those thinking?
>>98737727
Every 40k general just brings this board so much closer to being as easy to write off as a lost cause as /a/ or /x/. What the genuine fuck are any of you people talking about?
>>98737772is emperors children the tranny faction or is it the death guard?
>>98737749Can we all see your models anon?
>>98737833You've seen them many many times decalfag. Nah.
>>98737727You know you can highlight things
>Mutant still trying to act as if they have any form of superiority in this generalStill hasn't painted his HellblastersStill hasn't built any models within the last year (Last thing I think he's put together is a Knight Defender, still not painted either)Still refuses to actually post his hobby space and his painting setup Still hasn't even played a game of 11th edition yetStill posting here after being banned dozens of times and tries to play the victim
Fabius Bile
>>98737869>dozenstry 250 times
>>98737880Why do you enjoy being such a brown nosing little snitch?
>>98737961How's it feel knowing we all await the o&tfag's return almost as much as we look forward to your suicide
>>98737972This is the most pathetic post I’ve seen on this site..
>>98737978sorry meant for >>98737340
>>98737961I get second hand embarrassment whenever you post. Seriously why are you like this?
>>98737869That's because he never planned to. Femstodes was a convenient excuse Frozen Flames anon used to leave.
>>98737993>all in his mind
>>98737993the frozen flames poster having a dummy spit and leaving after the femstodes nothingburger hasn't been beaten yet. for those that don't know, guy with a custom chapter called frozen flames quit the game when the femstodes got revealed because he thought (knew) that they’d do the same shit to marines eventually, but he quit in a really gay way by flooding the thread with complaints, and then later played a tabletop battle where his dudes lost, and he said that the entire chapter was wiped out in the lore, and he sold his shit on marketplace. he hasn’t posted since.moral of the story? play xenos so you’re immune to gay and retarded lore changes.
>>98737993Oh it was an absolute meltdown. Nigger destroyed his own models and threw a bitch fit and hasn't posted since.That's a serious meltdown.Stepping away from a hobby you've literally commissioned custom art for and built an entirely bespoke force for just because GW made a shitty retcon for an army you don't even play is definitely at least a bit of a meltdown.Probably an excuse though. To get that mad over an army he doesn't play that isn't the same level of poster child Space Marines are? For real? I agree he was looking for a chance to quit and found it.
I’m always off and on about liking chaos knights I think the hounds are cool but the actual big stuff seems lame. At the same hounds don’t have enough variation in weapon options, and I’d love to field some traitor guards men/ feudal chaos cultists with 40ks take on chaos warriors (without the power armor marines have)
I get the feeling he didn't mean FF anon and only accidentally described him.
>>98737993>>98737999>>98738004nobody even mentioned that retard
>>98738008>>98738009But >>98737869 describes him.>hasn't painted>hasn't built models within past year>refuses hobby>comes back even when unwanted after his first melty
>>98737340This is why I always come back to /40kg/
>>98738014Yes and decalfag might be him but there's no guarantee. There's multiple autists here.
>>98738018>decalfag might be himWait a minute.>>98738004>Stepping away from a hobby you've literally commissioned custom art forAnd Decalfag is known to hire others to paint for him. This is too coincidental.
>>98737972God if only we could get him backMogged the decalpedo and the frozenfaggot so hard it's unreal
>>98737993>FemstodesTall, athletic women with abs. This is so upsetting that 40k has snu-snu that as a heterosexual man quitting is the only choice.
>>98738042What a valid crashout. Wouldn't 40k be ruined by pic?
>>98738042>>98738046You safehorny corporate bootlickers love ignoring reality.
>>98738046So horrible that as a heterosexual I must flee.
>>98738042Give more Rei.
I'm happy we still have a few based regulars left after all these years but I miss many of those who left. Like drook for example.
>>98738051So scary.
>>98738009Yeah, but anon has to mention him and make up lies because he's still triggered by the fact someone doesn't share his politics.His next lie will be>actually anyone saying I'm wrong or saying he was right MUST be him!
>>98738042Can Emprah do pic with femstodes?
>>98738063you aren't subtle decalpedo
Did they ever confirm if female custodes were also naked?
>>98738063Nobody is triggered FF anon.
>>98738063Welcome back Frozen Decal anon.
I think Space Wolves suck.
>>98738068NAKED TALL WOMAN? I MUST FLEE
>>98738081Yeah, suck KNOTTED DOG DICK
>offtopic tranime spammer is (((ausfailian))) AND a troonstodes defenderEvery time.
>>98738088And worst of all, a skavenfag.
>>98738090if you're gonna schizopost and samefag don't do it EXACTLY on cooldown next time
>>98738094uh oh aussie melty! Sorry damo, but that ain't me.
>>98738042I like tall girls with big butts.
>>98738094Stop projecting your rampant samefaggotry.
>>98738100>schizo thinks a screenshot proves anythingLOL
>>98738014>But >>98737869 describes himNo, it doesn't >>98738004>Nigger destroyed hisNo, he didn't
Where are all the 40 thousand warhammers? Are they why horus did a heresy?
>>98738103hello frozen pedo
>open "40k general">star wars discussion>offtopic anime gooners, not even tau titties>discordfags STILL shitposting about their fake lolcow edrama with the exact same posts as all the previous times during the last year/40kg/ was never amazing, but the anti-40k shitposters have won and killed this place.
>>98738102>schizoYou're the one thinking multiple anons are the same anon.Stop projecting.
>>98737567Based Shinkawa posterSADF / Rhodesian scouts inspired Imperial Guard regiment, uniform similar to the CFA, with hippogriff support
>people making fun of decalfag>suddenly out of nowhere muh frozen flames fag is le badCurious
>>98737999>and he sold his shit on marketplace.No, he didn't
>>98738107And on a Saturday night, which really shows how these shitposters have no life and are terminally online and mentally ill
>>98737550The model is going away, it's old for SM standard (plus wasn't that great to begin with)It's gonna get replaced, sureSM2's chaplain is still likely gonna be based on this old model, same way the cadians in that game are based on the old cadians: it entirely depends on when the development starts
>>98738112>muh frozen flames fag is le badhe always was
>>98738117I mean how he was brought up from nowhere. Classic deversion looks like.
>>98738116SM2 isn't getting a chaplain and leandros is 1:1 this model with a removable hood, it's apothecary
I once described Votann and accidentally described Destiny. Things happen. Anon wanted to describe decal wolf banned fag and accidentally also described the frozen flames fag scared of custodes. They're similar enough.
>>98738117if he was why do you have to lie about what he did?
>>98738131>he
is this going to be hard to get if I dont pre order now?
>>98738042Please tell me they canonically look like that.
>>98738133>HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT I'M LYING!
>>98738140no you'll just have to pay an extra 10 bucks from ebay scalpers
>>98738126Point still stands
>>98738142Nobody lied about (you)
>>98738141They don't.
>>98738149You lied about me by trying to say I'm FF anon.And you lied about what FF anon did or said.
Does 40k need more chainshields?
>>98738158Nobody did any of that, take your meds ff fag
I don't like space wolves. They're too much a hipster >Marine that doesn't play by the ruleskind
>>98738140Don't worry, anon. You'll never get a chance to preorder it.That box is going to be sold out in minutes because of scalpers and their bots.Not only the teams are highly desirable for marinefags and orkfags, the terrain is also amazing value.
>>98738163Yes, you did.And the fact you have to lie about this all proves you're a faggot triggered by the fact people don't like this DEI bullshit.
>>98738174aww frozenflamespedo's really upset~
>>98738167But ironically, SW are actually one of the most rigid and tradition bound chapters. They're like those "rebellious" teenagers that look and talk the same, like they're wearing an uniform.In comparison, the so-called codex compliant Ultramarines are neurotically changing their order of battle and traditions all the time.
I do not care about the Custodes as an army because I believe them being an army instead of a handful of units on some Imperial Agents army diminishes the specialness and exclusivity of the Custodes. This is why I'm indifferent to Femstodes.
Its so obvious all this is decalfag trying to divert heat off himself.
>>98738174Somebody's mad his shitty white and orange marines are getting slandered huh
>>98738183decalpedo IS the frozenflamesfag but nice tryit's why he had to commission all his models to hide his shitty pinwashed painting style
>>98738184You only started calling them shitty when the guy disagreed with your politics.
>>98738177>They're like those "rebellious" teenagers that look and talk the same, like they're wearing an uniform.It's like how real life South Park goth kids call everyone else conformists while themselves conforming, only to another norm. Even My Chemical Romance has songs calling them out,
>>98738188I don't have any politics that you could disagree with frozenpedo, I just think your little crashout is beyond pathetic
Custodes but better.
>everyone I don't like is the same personwhy must /40kg/ be plagued by schizos?
>>98738162Honestly, yeah.That's a cool idea that should have appeared in 40k before.
>>98738187Look man I'm no fan of either of them but thats crazy
>>98738193Custodes should make like these guys and fucking kill themselves.
>discordfags STILL talking about their edrama bullshit
>>98738187Nah I don't believe that. I get the impression decalfag is trying to whiteknight for the guy since he felt kinship with FFfag over multiple people dogging on him all at once.
Discuss crossbow bolters
>>98738192I'm not frozenflames anon. You do have politics that very clearly are in disagreement with what he said. You did have to lie about what he did or say to pretend he had a crashout, because you are a faggot.
>>98738193Quiet ratpedo, this is schizo hour.
>>98738193I like the part where Magnus the Red was so traumatized by Margit that he broke up with his gay love.
Making everything true scale is fucking gay. Nu-custodes look weird because of this, new dwarves look horrid because of this, tomb king skeletons somehow have less personality than their older models because of this. True scale is going to be what makes me shy away from gw more than anything else.
>>98738216>new...>...bad
>>98738208
>>98738222I liked older custodes and I’m pretty sure those are still considered new. Except for the discount votann. I hate that model.
Dwarves should be Egyptian themed. Prove me wrong.
>>98738216God dwarves are so gay.>>98738227>Dwarves should beAlready wrong.
>>98738209tilting at windmills to try and soft land your crawling back to the thread now that the decalpedo persona's worn its course
>tfw you want to be a space egyptian but necrons existWhy is it so hard being a 1k sons?
>>98738227Dwarves are jewish.
>>98738171>highly desirable for marinefagsnobody is going to use the lotd
>>98738227Neanderthal Dwarves
>>98738233You keep lying and pretending anyone who calls you out is the same person because you can't prove your claims, because you're a faggot.
Do the the admech have any miracles or saints based on their belief in the Omnissiah? Seems weird that they wouldnt
>>98738250Yeah they call them titans.
>>98738207Nah it makes sense>Shows up a few months after the former crashes out>Has tons of models in different painting schemes, can't keep his story straight between painting them all, buying them prepainted, or commissioning people for them>Same type of idpol faggot>Immediately hostile to everybody who laughed at the former's meltdown>>98738237No that's elves>Superiority complex>Cause all the problems of the world and blames everybody else
>>98738250Becoming a machine makes you soulless so they don't have miracles like the sororitas.
>9 of 10 posts are offtopic bullshit by discordfags talking to each other>on a Saturday nightThis place is dead
>>98738245You're arguing with multiple people frozenpedo
>>98738250Well seeing as the lore of the actual setting has warped to the point that Machine Spirits are actual, tangible things rather than how they used to be a mixture of barely understood tech, ritualized maintenance, possible low-level AI printed out by the STC, and a cheeky dig at mechanics trying to "exorcise the gremlins" from old machines, I'd say their spiritual impact on the setting is second only to orks, if a lot more subtle.
>>98738255>I-its discordfags I swear!!!Report them then, I'll laugh when you get a ban for falsifying reports
>>98738256I didn't say you weren't.You are still lying because you can't prove your bullshit claims.
>>98738254No thats necrons, intelligence without a soul is blasphemy
>>98738252It's just too convenient of a story. Plus I don't believe someone can just turn into a "wolf guy" overnight like that. You either are one or you aren't, it's the male equivalent of a horse girl.
>>98738252>>98738256>>98738260this is downright sad
>>98738262>thats necronsNewsflash: the admech is treading the same path, going from flesh to machine by courting the same ctan.
>>98738250yes>>98738259all what you say is still valid, "machine spirits" can still be ritualized bullshit, quirky software, near AI, actuall warp spirits, or a mix of all those
>>98738252No Dwarves hold grudges (was promised to them 3000 years ago)GreedyShort, big noses, funny beards, theocratic, & screw everyone who isnt a dwarf over& Tolkien based his dwarves on them. & warhammer dwarves are just flanderized Tolkien dwarvesElves are aryan/anglo and if people would just listen to them things would be a lot better
>>98738264They got under your skin huh pedo? Go on say they're all one person and call me him too I need a laugh
>>98738259>rather than how they used to bethey haven't changed, they're the same mixture of all of those, 40k has always had a supernatural element even in the seemingly inanimate
>>98738269Elves are idealized french, anon. That's bong studies 101
>>98738269No he didn't retard>Elves are aryan/angloThe classic kike cope
If you think about it the transhuman aspects of astartes is a lot of mutation that far removes them from what it means to be a natural human. Seems pretty heretical to me.
>>98738271>>98738278Why are you in literally all of the chains of shitposts in the thread? What's your mental illness called?
>>98738282>All posts I don't like are one personGenuinely take your meds
>>98738265Newsflash, Cogboys arent bitchmade like the discount terminator>>98738259Not enough of an actual lore presence, thats just background fluff. Id like to see a cyborg saint>>98738267Any hard proof? Ive been looking over a lot of admech stuff & I just dont see anything
>>98738276No or elves would be much hairier & be sex pests.Specifically Warhammer Elves are some Finnish-Korean blend & this is indisputable fact
>>98738282Quick invent a name for your fregolian obsession like the last retard who thought he could recognize non existent patterns
>>98738285You didn't answer any of the questions
>>98738278Are you retarded? Like genuinely I need to know.
It's painfully obvious you're a tourist from /pol/ trying to shitpost your mental illness into other boards.
>>98738297what a weird projection
>>98738296No I'm not the one who thinks the blatant kike race are the aryans no
>>98738295So do you have schizophrenia or a fregoli delusion
>>98738302>>98738306You still didn't answer why you're in all shitposts.
>>98738302Please, outweigh these >>98738269With your own mental illness fuelled reasons as to how elves are like kikes in any way shape or form
>>98738309Yeah you've got a fregoli delusion for sure
>>98738315now we wait one minute+ for the other reply, right? and yet no answer as to why you MUST be in every shitpost
if predators are becoming legend on the 11th editionwhat going to happened to csm tanks?making everyone run Forgefiend or more deamon engines?
>>98738267>"machine spirits" can still be ritualized bullshit, quirky software, near AI, actuall warp spirits, or a mix of all thoseSure, but they're also honest to God spirits that need actual ritualistic appeasing now. Kinda misses the whole irony of the faction.
>>98738313NTAB Dwarves are based on the scots from the mouth of Tolkien you fucking braindead /pol/nigger
>>98738269Don't forget dwarves also cause all their own problems (dig too deep, attract the attention of dragons, etc) and then blame everyone else for not dying for Kharak Az Raiel.
>>98738330Tolkien has stated that the Dwarves are very similar to the jews in their history & their nature & even their language is based on Semitic structures, & with Tolkien being a huge linguistic nerd, would be even more proof that dwarves are jews.
>>98738320I'm BEGGING you to take your meds, you don't have a sense for who's who, you're not a psyker, you're not a newtype, you're just mentally unbalanced and using 4chan to cope
>>98738328Are there any tech miracles though? Like a tech priest being able to summon the motive force without the normal means to do so? Has a energy capacitor ever lasted longer than it was supposed to? Has a tech priest ever been reborn in a great nuclear explosion & went on to preach the way of the Atom?
>>98738330>>98738339You're both wrong, they're Germanic and Norse from their naming to their love of industry, tolkien himself said as much because of his love of the prose edda
>>98738344Meant for >>98738252
>>98738352Tolkien can use 2 different sources for inspiration.
>>98738352That just sounds like polish jews, you know the type that tinker & make things or are jewelers. Still jews, just not the religious warrior ones
>>98738208Thought you posted sounding rods for a second there lol
>>98738353Don't deflect, take your god-damned meds
>>98738350we have knight titans or land raiders moving on their own without input, that ultraradiocative skitarii jesus from psychic awakening, and small stuff like that
>>98738371meant for >>98738293
>>98738356Yeah and he did, Germans and Nordics>>98738367Retard
>>98738380Wouldn't it be better if gravis squads wielded the plasma weapons?
>>98738384You still havent posted anything to back up your false claim. Are you genuinely retarded?
>>98738380I really don't like them.
>>98738373Not much, but better than nothing i guess.
>>98738384>Yeah and he did, Germans and NordicsNordics are just german. Shit like swedish and norwegian and danish are germanic languages and cultures.The german side brought the aestheticsThe 2nd inspiration was jews, which was for the personalities of dwarves. Ie. greedy dudes who don't care about others that much.The jewish side gave them the personality.
how do autistic people get into social hobby like 40k?do you just walk in with your freshly paint 40k starter/CP in a shoes boxand just walk awkwardly into the game store asking random guy if they want to play?
>>98737169looks better than my guys.
i love the new statline for custodes
>>98738410You should start by having friends with the same hobby.If don't:>go to LGS>buy anything>ask the store clerk about the games being played, local league, how to join>he will happily tell you as a way to increase their business>Be aware that LGS regulars incluse all shorts of anti-social freaks, including those that love to crush noobs>Be patient and play along>Wait until you've identified sane players with your same vibes and play style>Convince them to play elsewhere at home or at a private club>Never play again at a LGS unless you have to start all overIt's not difficult
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