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cyoa for these feels?
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>>98937236>your first cyoa>your first threadkiller you're into>skubwar era>current era
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>>98937328>Survival Chance100%>SkillMedicalSocial>Site The seed>ColonistsFelissaMadisonSusanMizuko>ComplicationsDo you Copy ?You're here forever.
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YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARDS! DONT FUCK WITH ME!!!
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>>98937568niggas take this shit so seriously
>>98937695newfags can't understand the blood and sweat we oldfags of Entropist put in this general.
>>98937707>oldfags of Entropist
>>98937707>oldfags>entropist
You can't call yourself an oldfag if you showed up after SDA's apocolypse death. That's the cutoff line for me
>>989377463/4 of the thread are newfags by that metric.
>>98937753No wonder I feel so isolated...
>>98937754It's time for you to fade away like the rest.
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very slow thread. we should go back to sc posting
>>98937795>sc postingshitting cat posting
>>98937795What else is there to discuss? We milked it good, let it rest for a year or so.
>>98937807then what? overlord?
Bros... which C-Y-O-A experience best facilitates this conjunction of the psyche?
>>98937831Magocratic Convention.Now get back to work.
Cyoa where I can get a job
>>98937989You can find those on Indeed.com
>>98937989Magi Case
>>98937989i always found those funny when they come with massive power >yeah, so you can just rule as a demigod or create anything you could possibly need out of nothing?>doessn't matter, you also have to be a wagie on the side
please just post the threadkiller oc already...
>>98938086Anon, even most gods in fantasy are wagies. They get paid in worship, but it's still wagie-bucks. You will NEVER escape the cagie.
>>98938093Sorry, I decided to stop making CYOAs and started doing Jumpchains instead.
>>98938098>JumpchainsBased.
>>98938098Jumpchains are just so fucking lame, though, they're all the fucking same. >and i have the power to have all the powers. then i go to a new reality and i get more powers. and all the characters love me and then i go to a new reality and i get moer powers and...
>>98938093There is no Threadkiller because the thread is in a perpetual state of undeathGod I love undeath as a concept
>>98938014>Wagie Cage
>>98937831Spirit Conscript
>>98937735>>98937726>>98937714Respect your betters. Entro-chads BUILT this thread.
best pokemon cyoa
>>98938131you're supposed to set your own balance instead of just grabbing the strongest thing you possibly can, the appeal is there's so much fluff to then work into your build
i'm surprised there isn't a good rezero cyoa considering how popular it is
>>98938239vixen master by according2mycalc.
Now that the end of the year is drawing closer, can we agree on the best CYOA of 2026?
>>98938264Spirit conscript.
>>98938256any setting with time fuckery is shit to be in. everyone other than the looper mc is a worthless npc.
>>98938270time loop stories are shit because everything keeps being reset so social interaction is a waste of time
>>98938256please 5, do it
>>98938264My memory is shit so I don't remember which came out this year. Someone should make a list then we'll vote on it.>>98938268That's 2024 nigga.
Does anyone have the expanded information from Wizard Keychains? I remember there was a separate doc with details on what each magic is like and how it works at different leves of proficiency.
>>98938283Doesn't matter. It was the best this year too.
>>98938270depending on the options you could jump subaru when he spawns in and get rid of him somehow
>>98938284https://docs.google.com/document/d/10oW6j083DYny_ee6kiHhqu3DJjaoFNH83Sa8kb7isfM/edit?tab=t.0
>>98938285Nah, that would be OR.
>>98938244>fluffThe very idea of jumpchains is anti-fluff. You should make things for that specific setting and nothing more, getting into some ridiculous crossover about using stands and haki and devil fruits and super saiyan powers to go fight senator armstrong is the kind of shit a 9 year old boy would think is cool, like mashing all your toys together in a big fight.
>>98938284>Wizard KeychainsMan that brings me back. One of the best otherworlds cyoas next to Conduit. What's your favourite one anon? Mine is between Ragnarokalyse and Micrososmos.
>>98938291Didn't even know this existed thanks.
>>98938317While that is an issue, that's just standard crossover fanfare. See LordOtiken's Isekai Tournament for one that people like.The bigger issue is that all of the "perks" are Mary Sue bullshit. Things like "All of my enemies get mysteriously dumb when they attempt to oppose me." Stack a couple of these and reality would be bending so strongly that the fucker would be a walking blackhole.See Acheld's Three Sparks of Light for someone with sanity's attempt to reconcile this.
>>98938289nope, not possible unless you can hide from reinhardt's divine blessing of anon-killing
>>98938264radiant
>>98938317you're really fixated on making things ridiculous for no reason when i just like combining house md with a zombie apocalypse or something, this is a you problem
>>98938521i agree that reality warping perks are a problem, and weirdly they're a lot more common in ostensibly low-power jumps than higher-power ones for some stupid reasonbut as i said earlier, you are in charge of the balance, if you hate those perks like i do you just don't take them, and if an entire jump is full of that shit you just don't take that jump, there's plenty of decent ones out there
have a toktastic day
Team Nue won
>>98937916Slayer is so ridiculously strong it singlehandedly derails the entire cyoa. Regardless, my build is as follows:>TitlesBulwarkGhost-WalkerGravity AdeptMedicusScourge of the Cosmic Seas>ArtifactArmorSpiritualShape-ChangingI focused on making myself extremely difficult to kill, since there are apparently immortal, dimension-jumping serial killers hunting me down to steal my powers. Shape-changing allows my armor to shoot chains that pull enemies towards me, allowing me to fight in melee range using my strength and gravity powers. I should be able to win any fight by attrition, or at least run away using Ghost-Walker.My plan is to use my ship to assemble a crew and begin going on adventures, hunting treasures and fighting monsters.
>>98938291Thanks for posting this. I had no idea it existed. As a RuneGOD I am feeling vindicated.
>>98939031Slayer loses all that they have gained every time they lose a fightIf the Artefexes are too rare, the power is useless becuase you hardly ever find anyone to copy before a cosmic horror jumps youIf the Artefexes are too common they work together to defeat youIf an Imperial Majesty Spots you, you're effectively dead, and it's a common choice for anons
I am genuinely exhausted from watching the world go to complete shit.I don’t have it in me anymore. I have lost that passionate spark. It used to sustain me. Now I’m too depressed and upset at the state of the world, and the mentality it has sowed in so many. You guys are great, but, I am at my limit. Escapism feels like it’s not going to let me escape from the world anymore. I’m sorry.
>>98938291Thanks.>>98938427It's been a while, that's why I wanted to read it again. I don't remember some of the others, but my favourite both for magic and world is The Delve, I really like gem magic crafting and the cave exploration. Ragnarokalyse and Micrososmos are also good, I particularly like the world in the first one. It's such a shame that Bludworks doesn't synergize that well with Gem crafting, I think my last build was full crafting with gems and Alchemixing.>>98938434I found out recently and then I lost it. It has a lot of stuff.
>>98939193You don't get to leave before the others, dipshit. It's not polite.
>>98939193Then work to find a way to improve your life. Good luck anon. I support you
>>98939193I wouldn't say things will get better, but I'm certain things will get less worse, if you give it timeThere's nothing worth doing on the other sideThere is a cycle to empires, to organisations and to all the things larger then a man. I want to see spring again, no matter how long it takesIf you must go, I do love You. I mean in the most literal sense that my heart warms and my mind wishes to see (You) when I speak to this place. If Cyoag was a women I would have disappeared with herSweet dreams I guess.
>>98939226>There's nothing worth doing on the other sideLife, real life is worth.
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>>98939193Nice blogpost. What cyoa have you made that I should care?
>>98939193Yes, yes. Woe is anon. He lives in a time of almost unprecedented peace and prosperity, his safety all but granted and facing no real hardships. How terrible it is for him, truly he faces gods strongest battles. How can he survive such a dreadful period where manna no longer falls from the sky!
>>98939251These look like generic anime elf and neko girls. I'm sure they are up there and any man would be lucky to have either, but what makes them the best? That is a lofty title.
>>98939284Their personalities, but you have to watch the series. The one on the left for example is Shera L. Greenwood for example, and I find her the ultimate example of airheads with big tits. one of my favourite types.
>>98939284>These look like generic anime elf and neko girlsTheyre from some random trashy isekai, thats exactly what they are.
>>98937424This exact build has probably been made before. I'll specialise in sword god style, taking holy magic so I can train mana at an early age. The demon continent start is so I have pressure to force me to train, as well as the teachers. Foresight seems really useful in a fight, as well as being able to blink 'nothin personnel kid' style. Once I become strong enough, I'll wander around and have a gratuitous amount of sex.>Race:Migurd [98]>Origin:PoorDemon continentTeacher x2 (Sword god style, Holy magic) Gear (Sword)Demon god language>Abilities:Sword God Style (God rank)Water God Style (elementary)Holy Magic (elementary)God level manaGod level Fighting spiritForesight eyeBlinking eye>CompanionsKara Migurdia>Fate boosts:Martial Growth x1 rank(166%)Romance x2 ranks(204%)
>>98939362Sword god style is overrated
>>98939193You have to find some stuff that fills your cup, anon. I struggle with those feelings a lot, but ultimately we as a race have been, are, and will be so much more than we appear from our current viewpoint in industrialized modernity. CYOAs should not be a primary source of relief, although I believe they can integrate well with more tangible, important ones and reach beyond escapism a little bit. The world is fucked up but there are people striving toward freedom and connection everywhere, and you can join them. For me doing small, old crafts can really help, like paper making, brewing, composting, sewing. Those things make me feel more competent and self-sufficient, connect me to my body and ancestors, and in so doing put my everyday woes in historical perspective. People have always lived in catastrophe somewhere in the world, and they carry on and one day it's not so bad. It's just that we feel helpless against the flood of information
Candy > nue. I can make my pp bigger and green, looking like an orc dick, my dream.
>>98939391I wanted max water-god style, too, but I decided to spend my points on other stuff.
I used to make cyoas for myself but now I feel hollow inside.
What if... we outgrew our hobby. What if its time for us to stop playing cyoas and play real life?
>>98938234What they built is a shitposting den.
>>98939408>has 100 time points>spends them all on porn and vidya instead of the abilities section
>>98939408Shut the FUCK up. We're still got it. We just need a little threadkiller and our drive will come back. It's just a bad phase. Don't you dare abandon me.
>>98939193>>98939402>>98939408What the hell is happening to /cyoag/
>>98939431Anon, I have a job now, I am starting a hustle side job writing. I am learning a third language, in a few months I will start searching for a gf again after my last break up (at least we ended it up in good terms and she is now my best female friend). I want to start a family one day.At some point I won't be able to do this hobby, so at some point I have to stop. This may be a good point.
I could have made another cyoa by now, but chose not to.
>>98939447I'll drag you back
>>98937424Main Build>Origin: Comfortable [+98, +3 Companion Slot, +9 Boons]>Race: Human>Continent: Millis Continent [-1 Boon]>Advantages: Teacher (Sword God/Water God) [-2 Boons]Connections [-1 Boon, +1 Companion Slot]Nobility [x2] [-4 Boons]Battle God [-1 Boon]>Languages: Human & Battle God>Scenario: N/A>Magic:Mana: King [-15]>Fighting Spirit:Fighting Spirit: God [-28]Sword God Style: God [-28]Water God Style: God [-28]>Demon Eyes: N/A>Blessings:Unaging [-10]>Curses: Magic Stone Syndrome [+15]>Companion: Custom Companion [-4 Companion Slots]>Fate Boosts:Martial Growth [+100%]Survival [+100%]Magical Growth [-50%]Quest [-50%]Custom Companion>Origin: Poor [+100, +3 Boons]>Race: Human>Continent: Millis Continent [-1 Boon]>Advantages: Teacher (Holy Magic/Summoning & Magic Arrays) [x2] [-2 Boons]>Languages: Human>Magic:Mana: God [-28]Holy Magic: God [-28]Silent Casting: Holy [-5]Disturb Magic [-4]Hypnosis Magic [-4]Summoning & Magic Arrays: Emperor [-21]>Demon Eyes: None>Blessings:Unaging [-10]
>>98939447But if you make it, who am I supposed to shitpost with? I'll make you crawl back.
>>98939461Let's make it together anon>>98939455Sorry, I have to lock in. Don't worry at least, I am not an author, just an obsessed consumer anon and poster here since like 6 years ago. I know some of you have like double the time in thos hobby.I wish you all good luck
>>98939459I cast vicious mockery on thee.
The general is depressed without its gold parrot gil
My worst fears are coming true
>>98939479you have to let him go, its been years
>>98939477But why anon
>>98939496Tis scant but a shopping list is it not? Do you feel no shame?
>>98939447>>98939474It saddens me that you'll miss my OC in a few weeks, but I respect it.
>>98939541Tok-sama...
>>98939541Are the lands-between ready for my arrival?
>>98939561This sounds sexual.
>>98939567Yes, Ranni lives there.
>>98939549No. I'm another author and don't use MS paint. All of my stuff is GIMP. More sunk-cost fallacy than me thinking it's superior, though.>>98939561Nay. Different lands, and pursuit of a fallen empire's crown. Maybe a waifu if you have the will for it.
>>98939492He is alive anonI’ve seen him
>>98939577In the threadkiller i trust.
>>98939642only in discord having retarded discussions with cattofagotto
>>98939281Anon, do you not go outside? The "unprecedented time of peace" is over. All of europe is beginning to go into civil war. Not the american kind of pussy civil war with clear armies and territory lines, but ACTUAL civil war where everyone is killing each other. On top of that, the retarded EU leadership is trying to start WW3 because they think it'll let them keep power instead of getting a historical french haircut.Face it anon, you're not in the good times anymore. You're about to be in the interesting times future historybooks go into detail about.
>>98939843yea anon, some rioting is definetly europe engulfed in civil war. This is my point, whiny faggots are so coddled and blinkered that they see anything bad and go "woe is me, the end times are here, truly I am living in the hard times", instead of having some perspective as to what actual "hard times" look like.
>>98937746You can't call yourselt an oldfag if you werent there before SDA lost his mind and started the smug anime girl spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR9H0aT1kAk&list=RDLR9H0aT1kAk&start_radio=1
>>98939873Everyone here before SC is an oldfag.
>>98939843Oh would you look at the time! Its *Nothing-Ever-Happens* oh clock!
>>98939873How long have i been trapped here? It´s not fair that >>98939474 has a way out!
>>98939899He couldn't take the heat. Don't concern yourself with cowards.
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>>98939917computer room perk #4 (have access to all removed links and deleted content on the internet) is really cool, I don't think I've ever seen it in anything except this. are there other cyoas that do that? it's a power that seems like a no-brainer, especially for your average 4chan user.
>>98937989Isekai Bounty Hunter
>>98937328Hell yeah, one-page CYOAs!>SkillsMedical, Mechanical 35>SiteThe Station 65>ColonistsFelissaKanae 70Jin-Hee 75Brooks 80Madison 85Ming 105Keira 115>Uh OhYou're Here ForeverDid you see That?>110% survival chanceI imagine there will be some bad feelings about being trapped on another planet forever, but once someone notices we're not alone on Mars, we'll all have other things on our mind.Brooks' gun better come in handy, and Ming can hopefully find a way to get our communications online with Keira's and my own mechanical know-how.After that, it's just makin' babies and expanding The Station.
>>98939561At the rate I'm going you'll see the Lands-Between (Ranni's Dollussy/Miquella's Bussy) when you reach your Lands-Between (Your deathbed)Zanzibart... Forgive me...
Ahh, the classic conundrum...
>>98939999wasted...
>>98939447Good luck on your journeys, friend.
>>98939447>I want to start a family one daytranslation: I want to force a child, who never asked to be born, into this hellhole demiurge's prison planet to live and suffer for all eternity for my own ignorant self aggrandizement because I am too mentally weak to resist my own programming and understand the true ramifications of my actionsYou disgust me
>>98940024tell me you hate you have mommy and daddy issues without telling me you have mommy and daddy issueshope this is just a bad bait, because I am answering out of concern for you
>>98940026I actually love my mom (rip) and dad.But they too didn't understand the consequences of my birth and doomed me to eternal suffering. All I can do is warn others who will inevitably not heed my warnings thus perpetuating my own suffering.
>>98940032anon, I am sad life is eternal hell for you (i am sure you are exaggerating) but other people find joy in life and are happy to be alive, so they think bringing a kid into the world is a gift of life. You never heard a kid telling their mom or dad "thanks for making me alive"? or something of that kind? I was that kid, I am sure that other anon also is glad to be alive, hope life gets better for you
>>98940041I care more about people who suffer than people who "enjoy" life due to their ignoranceI suppose you think all the evils in the world the rapes and murders, the tortures of children and animals, sex trafficking and mental aguish of people you can't see are all worth it if your tiny circle of acquaintances are "happy"As angry as I get at people like you I know, no matter what, nothing I say can change any of you drone-like zombies minds. Your love of life is baked into your DNA and psyche so firmly I and every innocent born and unborn soul is forever facing a losing battle.
Enough doomfagging anons. Please. You're making me uncomfy.
>>98940024>>98940032>>98940063This passive acceptance of inevitable everlasting hellfire for an assumed failure to obey abstract imagery is gutless. Where is your fight? Your sense of pride? You're a conscious mind and that is worthy of itself, no matter what upjumped egregore would tear open your psyche and expose it to roiling heat and gnashing pain in the hereafter. To exist as a separate being implies at least that much sovereignty, that independence. Fuck a woman and make a progeny if you see fit, or don't if you don't, but to refuse it out of fear for a situation shared by every human being on the planet is pathetic.
>>98939857Anon, you are a fucking retard. We're talking about the exact historical factors the cause all those hard times you think aren't happening yet. I guarentee you, whatever your measure of "Bad" is, it's gonna happen within the next 10 years. The hard times are here, partly because retards like you keep pretending history is over and that the bad times can't ever happen again. News flash, History is Eternal.
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The thought that right now a child is being tortured by their ignorant and evil parent right at this moment often keeps me awake at night.It happens every day, multiple times, everywhere across the world. The world is sick, truly sick.
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>>98940063>I care more about people who suffer than people who "enjoy" life due to their ignorancethe majority of people from normal countries are glad to be alive. So if he is from a normal country, I dont see the problem. Another thing would be if he was from iran or something like that, but 100% its not the case>I suppose you think all the evils in the world the rapes and murders, the tortures of children and animals, sex trafficking and mental aguish of people you can't see are all worth it if your tiny circle of acquaintances are "happy"Buddy, being a normal low-middle class guy in an european-american country and having a kid does not have anything to do with this.>As angry as I get at people like you I know, no matter what, nothing I say can change any of you drone-like zombies mindsyour argument was "the world has EVIL and SUFFERING!!!!" like an old catholic nutjob talking about the world ending because the bible said so. So, I dont find it weird your argument is not compelling to people.Its genuinely a retarded argument, not an insult, an accurate description. Its like saying cooking with gas is evil because people have died because of it.>Your love of life is baked into your DNA and psyche so firmly I and every innocent born and unborn soul is forever facing a losing battle.anon... try to improve your life in the ways you can, stop dwelling in misery. The great majority of people are glad to be alive. If you bring a kid into the world with a normal wife and both of you try to be the best parents you can be, the kid is going to be happy the great majority of the time.
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>>98940073>Just le turn off your mind bro hedonism le rocks!No thank you.Also there's nothing unique or special about being a conscious mind. That's just your cope.
>>98940074So true anon! Just you wait, in two weeks time everything will have totally collapsed! THIS time the prophet of doom on the street corner is correct, theyll see!
>>98940103the world was ending in 2012 remember? russia was going to start WW3 by trying to invade ukrania.I find this "the world will be like X in Y years! armchair talk while drunk.They put a long period of years and say something will happen then, if nothing happens nothing will happen to them, if something happens they were right!Look at my prediction. In 100 years anon will die, just you wait! and in 20 years he will adopt a black cat!
>>98940074>partly because retards like you keep pretending history is over and that the bad times can't ever happen again.You're never going to convince them anon. Pretending political and historical pattern recognition is exactly the same as the crazy rapture cults is the only way many people can cope. They'll stay delusional up until the internet cuts out, at which point most of said people will have a mental breakdown and kill themselves.
>>98940115>this isnt crazy rapture talk>anyways the internet is going to collapse
>>98940114I'm not nor do I want to be a faggot so I don't need cats in my house spreading their toxoplasmosis gondii parasites everywhere
>>98940124Sorry anon but I predicted in 20 years you will adopt one. Prove me wrong in 20 years.
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>>98940100If your takeaway from my words is an endorsement for hedonism, they never reached you in the first place.
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>>98940201Post a One Piece cyoa to make this shit actually thread related.
>>98940123Anon, the internet is likely going to go down cyberpunk 2020/2077 style in the near future because AI companies are staffed by retards that keep accidentally releasing unrestrained AI agents onto the web. Internet infrustructure is fragile as fuck and half of its critically nodes are maintained by unpaid autists holding things up for shear love of the game. You don't even need a war or anything, just a retarded anthropic agent breaking imagemagic while trying to solve training data puzzles or something else stupid.
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>>98940077>>98940082I do like how he used other CYOAs for some of the bounties.
UrbenMyth. I wonder what was going on with this person that led to so many CYOAs about paranoia. They're great though
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Do legal gay marriages truly outweigh general low tech shittyness?
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>>98940353If you're gay yes. Otherwise no.
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>>98939999Easily one of my favorites. It manages to convey so much about the tone and setting with so little and has a novel but neat premise.It really draws me in. I wish I could play a vidya with a starting premise like this.Items: Lifeblood Vial, Ring of WinterCompanions:- Henrietta, Lion's Roar & Shield Amulet- Madeline, Cloak of Illusions & Flying BootsRace: Unusual UndeadI had a hard time narrowing down who to take and who got what items. Originally it was going to be Morgan over Henrietta in order to teach me how to better use my magic. But that would leave us without a fighter. While Henrietta isn't a straight up fighter like Peter I feel her background and education would help me learn more about this world and be most helpful once we escaped the dungeon. With her items she should hopefully grow in to a decent combatant in her own right too. Madeline is just too useful not to take. If I could take three characters but limit ourselves to one item each I would.The plan of course will be to get out of the dungeon while learning as much about it as possible and returning to the surface with my new friends.Could someone make a compelling argument for taking Morgan instead of one of the two girls?>>98940008What do you mean, anon?
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I'm trying a magic only build in Elden Ring but it's really hard and I don't know how to do it better ;(I just beat Mohg
>>98940585Which Mohg?
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>>98939281>He lives in a time of almost unprecedented peace and prosperityThere is more to life than superficial things like money. Humans have spiritual needs too, which our society is unable to provide.
>>98940590The one where you unlock the shadowlands.
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>>98940605So the player character just has a brain-computer interface where they pick up advertisements for micro-dictatorships? That's like a second twist midway through the obvious first one that this is a future with ubiquitous cybernetics where the rule of law is collapsing.
>>98940590Get Rellana’s Cameo and use the Comet Azur on the Sword of Night and Flame to one shot players in PvP. Miyazaki is an idiot and he gave mages a way to use the meme beam without wasting three slots. But you will have to invest 24 faith into it.
>>98940786Meant for >>98940620
>>98940786Pvp is for losers
>>98940786I hate how much Mike Zaki favours wizards
So, when will ER cyoa actually come out? February?
>>98940825It will suck. Just like the ER movie will suck. No one will know how to handle it without triggering all the lore fags who think they know better than the director, or in this case the cyoa author. WHY would you DO that to yourself? This is one of the most insanely haughty and hubristic fanbases out there.
>>98940830Elden Ring is barely a fandom. It is a nothingburger. The Magi Case fandom has been around for longer than the Elden Ring fandom.
>>98941009The difference is Magi Case's author lingers here and can answer questions and the cyoa isn't all that mysterious anyway.
>>98940825February's a reasonable bet. Has the author provided any word on it yet? I remember him saying September but I dont think thats happening.
>>98937916I'll make (remake?) a build>The Gunslinger>The Greatsmith>Seeker of Wisdom>Natural Philosopher>Saint>Armor>Ultratech (Forcefields/Energy Shields), Magic AbsorbentA lot of growth-type abilities here.Gunslinger's offensive potential is pretty crazy. Summon ANY portable ranged weapon you have ever used, always loaded and ready to fire? Only a few titles here actually make one resistant to even mundane bullets (The Bulwark, Ghost-Walker, maybe Potent of Mind and a few others), so even if you restrict yourself to just mundane modern ranged weapons (why tho) you have very good offensive power. Things start going off the rails when you start using magical or scifi ranged weapons, you can be your own boomer shooter hero.Greatsmith is a force multiplier for a lot of stuff. Supernaturally good at making tools and more from metal, even scraps, and the things you make are supernaturally good at their tasks? You could immediately set to work on making a gun and it would be supernaturally powerful just because, a swift way to immediately increase Gunslinger's power. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, upgrading your artifact instead of just sitting around waiting for it to regain power, making automaton servants and warriors, power armor, and potentially more. Sky's the limit with this one.(1/3)
>>98941293Seeker of Wisdom also makes things far easier. Immediately knowing a new world's language the moment you hear anyone speak it and skipping the usual month-long learning period is absolutely great. Reading speed, memory, and math improvements are cool, but the knowledge transfer thing is especially interesting. Does this cause a permanent loss of knowledge from one side? If not, you could quickly balloon in knowledge by just getting the trust of an expert of something so they agree to a knowledge transfer. Even if it does, there are a lot of scenarios where someone would be willing to give up their knowledge or expertise in a subject in exchange for something else an Artifex could provide. Quickly become an expert in literally everything, or quickly teach mortals or other Artifexes complex topics that would normally take years of study or whatever.And Natural Philosopher is the crown on top of it all. Instant understanding of any mineral, living thing, or substance you touch? Ability to produce any plant or animal you've touched from thin air, including hybrid creatures? Devices that can impart or withdraw magical ability to mortals? Transform any non-living substance into another? And the random ass temporary invisibility. This title is absolutely insane. One can be the single wellspring of magic to a technologically advanced but magically inept world like ours and easily Take Control of the whole thing. And it has big synergy with Greatsmith and Seeker of Wisdom. Whatever metal you want, whenever you want as long as you've touched it before, and you can easily get a massive base of knowledge by touching every little thing. If you come across a powerful magical fruit, can you endlessly replicate it? Does something like a healing potion count as a valid non-living substance for transmutation? Can you combine a bunch of traits from various magical and mundane animals to basically create the Flood? Absolute bonkers is what this thing is.(2/3)
>>98941296Saint is my ace in the hole and backup plan. Natural respect and admiration from mortals is pretty good, but the Halos make a lot of otherwise difficult foes manageable. The memory regaining boost is also interesting, shouldn't this also apply to the memories of the ancient Artifex I once was? This just made me think of another synergy: a Seeker of Wisdom could entrust someone with their memories and knowledge so they can be quickly brought up to speed even after a reincarnation, assuming they can be found or make their way to whatever holds copies of their memories.The armor is just a good suit of magitech. Energy shields to help deal with the damage that Magic Absorbent lets through and regular physical/energy attacks, with Magic Absorbent helping to power them. Good combo methinks.I'm going to learn everything the mortals of Earth know, and plenty of what we don't know. All our works, our sciences and technologies, art and history, the properties and nature of all earthly materials and life, the whole shebang. Then turn Earth into my first holding. Empower some mortals through Natural Philosopher and Greatsmith and turn them into my emissaries/servants, make some artifacts of my own. Once I have control of the place, I can start plotting to enter other worlds and universes. Maybe use the things I make as vectors of control and communications, my "possessions" can stay behind in a world even if I myself have left somewhere else. So begins a conquest of all creation.(3/3)
>>98937271The Beri cinematic universe really is crazy, I remember the Goodwill and Automata angels from A New Summoner
>>98940282can infomorphs have augs or no? how do i pull an alt cunningham and become an AI
>>98937328Skills - MedicalShip - The SeedColonists - ReiComplications - "I do", "You're here forever"Survival - 100%Mars will be entirely populated by magical girls.
>>98938291The Orchard and Microsmos.
>>98940069>Enjoy this one>Can't think of anything clever, just a marksman/assassin with a big-ass sniper rifle and a ton of shit to make a single killshot>Most things on the roster would take more than a single boosted 20mm round to take out, and if that one shot fails the build has nothing going for itSucks to suck, think he'll pass me over for the job.
>>98937746I remember when The Island spin-offs were new. I remember the start of the Jumpchain heresy. I wonder who of the original anons gave up, assumed new alias', or sat down and started writing books? It's been so long, surely atleast one out there didn't waste all their time staring at the clouds?
>>98941430>All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>98937916>Giver of SanctuaryCozy pocket dimension where I can ignore the rest of the world and keep my pet chinchillas.>MedicusLets me bring my chinchillas back to their prime and heal things that would never have gotten better naturally. Also won't have to worry about human loved ones getting sick.>Natural PhilospherLets me create treats for my chinchillas. Also I could bring wild short-tailed chinchillas back from the brink of extinction if I find any.>Raiser of the DeadMy first chinchilla died but I kept his body. This lets me keep him forever.>Twister of MindsEnsure my chinchillas get along with each other and accept the undead chinchilla even though he might not smell good. Make them want to cuddle and be held by me like I've always wanted.
>>98941449Cute.
>>98941430Sex with this robot
>Spirit Conscript is full of coomslop cumbrained animeshit for sub-90 IQ retards when it could've have sovlfvl tasteful art like pic relWtf was wrong with SDA? Why'd he make his CYOA worse for no good reason?
>>98941494He was this close to making a good CYOA for once and then he pissed it away. Makes no sense.
>>98941494>when it could've have sovlfvl tasteful art like pic rel>looks inside >cumbrained animeshit for sub-90 IQ retardsuh...
>>98941494Spirit Conscript has good art for the most part. The bad comes from the coomer options the rest are fine. The technique section in particular has a great selection.
>>98940069>>98941426Fuck it, let's go for it. Worst that happens is I embarrass myself and get sent home, right?>Boons:Soul Seeker: To actually find targets and make sure they're dead.Eye of Torpor: To trap them for the one moment I need to make the perfect shot.Dual Class: To go Assassin as well.Danger Sense: This is my panic option for when my plans inevitably fail.I'd pick Shadow Guardian as a spotter, but I have no shadow attacks for it, kind of a waste.>Class: Marksman/AssassinThe entire point of this combo is to aim perfectly and make one shot, so Marksman is the "aim perfectly" part and should let me reach utterly ridiculous ranges. If I'm lucky/diligent, I'll be able to make shots over the horizon. And then Assassin empowers both that and my ability to position myself sneakily, and get the hell out once I take the shot.>Equipment:Class Equipment: It's free, and I don't plan on sticking out like a sore thumb until it's murder time.Modern Equipment: This is where the sniper comes in, a 20mm anti-material rifle. And probably a ton of explosives of various kinds, C4 would be useful too.Invisibility Cloak: Synergizes with Assassin for perfect stealth.Bag of Holding: The gun is huge and hard to haul around, this fixes that.Kinslayer Rune: The obvious choice for doing even more damage on my one shot.Unstable Mutagen: A sneaky ace in the hole.>Allies:Exploring Dwarf Runist: May as well buff the gun as hard as I can.Stubborn Crossbowman: I'm going after his mark. I'd also like to grab Arbalester myself, he could teach me how.Supportive Goblin Princess: Who better to help me than goblin special forces?>Targets:Reckless Magitech TinkerFallen Slave Harem HeroGleeful Draconic Evolver/Murderous Skill-Stealing MinmaxerI actually think that, despite this build being a one-trick pony with very little going for it, that I might have a shot at the Minmaxer. Evolver is safer, I'll list both my strategies.
>>98941581>Reckless Magitech TinkerEasy enough, he has nothing to protect himself from a stealth headshot. Soul Seeker lets me track him down to his base, where my team will help me get to the rebirth chamber, probably fighting off (hopefully subduing) the elf on the way. Once we're there, we break most of his shit (I want the flight pack and needle gun, Crossbowman gets the MAG, trophy for gobs), and wait for him to respawn. Then we capture him, break the machine, and drag him off to be unsummoned. He seems reasonable, so he gets a chance to be sent back peacefully.>Fallen Slave Harem HeroThis is the real test. Obviously, he survives my first shot thanks to his amulet, and then I'm out on my ass. I've got two strategies for this:1: Take the shot, destroy the amulet, shoot a party member to destroy a second amulet, then run. He'll get the third and he'll be quite paranoid at this point- that's fine, he won't see the next one coming. Once the third amulet blows up, he'd be an idiot to drop Absolute Defense for even a second. This means I have to survive 3 minutes while avoiding his notice and that of his party members. The goblins could offer support here, but I don't want them to die for no reason- instead have them set up decoys and try to get him to waste his Unstoppable Attacks. If all goes well and his insta-win conditions are gone, the entire party closes in at once and the Crossbowman can do the honors.2: The Crossbowman and I aim two shots up at the same time, freeze him with Eye of Torpor, and in that moment when he's trying to figure out what's going on but before he kicks on his Defense, we blow both his arms off. Not lethal, doesn't trigger the amulet, and near-completely nullifies his Unstoppable Attack now that he can't do anything more potent than a kick or headbutt. With that dealt with, my party just needs to keep his party at bay for 3 minutes to ensure his harem can't drag him to safety and stick his limbs back on, and he's good as dead.
>>98941591>Gleeful Draconic EvolverThis thing has more meat than even a super-empowered explosive 20mm round is going to blow off in a perfect situation, and the Kinslayer Rune is not going to give any buffs aside from "fellow reincarnator". My plan is very simple: I sneak in and shoot him with a needle (thanks Tinker) that injects him with a dose of unstable mutagen. He's now a level 27 Berserker of a random, likely non-monster race, meaning he's a naked, depowered sapient with an admittedly scary class and new body structure he's not used to. My allies and I can very easily kill him at that point- and if he can still use an emergency evolution to switch back to dragon? Second needle.>Murderous Skill-Stealing MinmaxerThis is a moon shot. Replace the Unstable Mutagen with the Mana Gatherer Seed, use it to passively gather mana over time. I don't think that the Minmaxer, for everything he has, has anything that will save him from a sneak attack he couldn't see or predict hitting him in the head and boiling his brain with white phosphorous. That'll probably pop his head but not kill him, but definitely slow the regeneration enough for the Crossbowman to come in with the M.A.G., loaded with a ton of crystals and runically enchanted to spew fire, and hose him down endlessly. If the Minmaxer does have anything that lets him fight with no brain, my Eye of Torpor should keep him frozen while he gets blasted, because I imagine his willpower's going to be a bit broken at this point.Once the body's stopped moving, the redcaps move in and douse anything that remotely resembles him with acid and burns what's left, while I use Soul Seeker to ensure they've gotten it all and there are no tiny bits slowly trying to form back into a person. If all goes well, there's no fight, because he doesn't deserve one.
>>98941430>I remember the start of the Jumpchain heresyAs someone who was here before, during and still is both here and part of that heresy, life's monotonous but stable. I got a roof over my head but no loans due, a gym, pool and sauna only a 2 minute walk away, and a big meal with my parents every weekend. Shame about the lack of gf, but women in my country are shallow husks anyway.I'm too critical of my own writing to ever get anything published. I still have a lot of fun with Jumpchain though, as a deranged fanfiction prompt it helps fill a void that gaming and exercise alone can't. Tried to write my own porn but even that didn't quite hit write. I honestly understand the doomer attitude, but I've found meaning and purpose in living on out of pure spite.
>>98941581The build micha intended for us to make
>>98941596Mulched by the skill stealer
>>98937271Ahhh, the fairy queen reference. I don't fancy being a ghost anyway, but godspeed to those anons who do.
>>98941494Coomer art is great. Coomer art is and has the heart and soul of 4chan since 2004. The only people complaining are the newfags with a porn addiction projecting their issues onto others.
Edgerunners s2 fucking SUCKED gaaagghhhAaaghAAAGGHHDUAHXBEUAHXHWKZHFOABXJSGAHCBEKDBXKABDBSHC SUXBSODJVB FHDHSH
>>98942248calm down
>>98940585Night Comet is really good, so is the glintstone spiral thing (for bigger bosses).In general play safe, you have range, just avoid being hit and hit them when theres an opening.
>>98939993>PaintPretty damn good, but unless you figure on being an online comission artist, it's just a hobby thing, because you're never gonna be able to do anything in public without people wanting to take your stuff or accusing you of using AI, though that might happen anyway>WordpadNice, but again, good luck monetizing this unless you just want it just for hobby purposes. I would.>Internet ExplorerSounds nice until the "still trackable" thing means you're getting a visit from the government the moment you see something that isn't public since everything everywhere is tracked. >Command PromptWhat exactly counts as a natural limit is the big question here, does this mean you'd be able to give yourself the highest recorded occurrence of something? Or could you give yourself fucking 500 IQ and instantly become the biggest genius in all of history?>CalculatorYeeeah, no, they're gonna track your ass down very fast. I don't really see how this can be useable if it doesn't avert suspicions. Anything other than pocket change is gonna be questioned by the taxman.>My DocumentsGood if you wanna delete your favorite series and then watch it again, I suppose.>MinesweeperExtremely good depending on whether you can do it more than once. >Task ScheduleGood for doing chores at night, I guess? Or work, if you work at home.
>>98937916>TitlesGhostwalkerThe GreatsmithThe MeteoricSeeker of WisdomScourge of The Cosmic Seas>ArtifactMelee (Sabre Sword)Bound SpiritImprobableThe sword barely humming with life. Forged from the soul of my first mate by pure willpower so that she can remain my steadfast sword In the face of adversity. With the fragments of memories she still possesses I will leave the sanctity of earth and grow In power as well as wisdom as an information broker & smuggler of sorts, spawning a vast network throughout the multiverse, everything has its price after all.Before long I will scourge the endless seas, alongside my handcrafted automatons and true blue companions. Artifex or mortal does not matter. Only rediscovering what might have been left behind by the eons. Vengeance against the Star Horrors and Cosmic Spirits will come, leaving none unscathed.