By Toy Story logic, if toys are actually alive, what's up with their alt faces?
>>11077513I just imagine that the head only comes to life when attached to the toy, otherwise there are grim implications for all the collectors out there with big bags of spare heads sitting in bins atop countless alternate hands.
>>11077525>>11077538Shut up, retard.
>>11077543Shut up, retard.
>>11077547Shut up, retard.
>>11077513I mean did alt heads really exist much when the original movie came out?
>>11077564Shut up, retard.
>>11077572Shut up, retard.
Please report and ignore, do not reply.
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>>11077561I can't even think of one. Honestly everything about toy story is terrifying unless toys themselves have an option to sleep/not be alive until a kid interacts with them.>>11077577Lurk more reddit
Banning him doesn't really work since he just ban evades. Hopefully he kills himself soon.
>>11077513Mr. Potato Head rules.
>>11077582What about things like bionicles then? The weird part comes where a new conscious can be created or snuffed out by a child at any moment if things like Forky can exist.
>>11077580Seeing redditors everywhere's a symptom of delusional paranoia, anon. Something to mention at your next doctor visit.>>11077581I don't know, sometimes I stop seeing his posts for a while. Maybe it's only when he get banned on all his devices or he just gets bored.
Im suprised no ones attempted to dox chungusfurry and troll him irl yet.
As weird as it seems, I’m pretty sure chungusfurry makes these Toy Story related threads. Because I’ve noticed every so often a seemingly harmless thread about Toy Story is up and chungusfurry is in it in full force responding to everything.
>>11077513go back
>>11077547>>11077543>>11077525It's kinda sad how accurate this picture is.
>>11077620Are we sure he isn't some A.I chatbot thats been programed to reply to threads?
>>11077616I've made a few toy story threads and I honestly think he just hates the movies.
>>11077639Don't know who that fag is but i know you are projecting your pedophilia Diosoth style.
>>11077641He hates everything but minors anon.
>>11077616it's just some schizo shf tard
>>11077651Sounds like you need to be dumped in sulfuric acid face first
>>11077513They definitely use them like accessories given how the Potato Heads swap out their face parts. Like you piss off a toy and they’ll have to run off to go dig their angry face out of storage.
>>11077641He’s also obsessed with the fwoosh/robo don’t know for some odd reason
>>11077641Add that to the list of shit that triggers him, I guess.
>>11077513It's a kids' movie. Mr. Potato Head's extra parts don't have any sentience when he's not using them, except when they do, like when all his parts get blown off and his mouth is still working. Don't overthink it or you get Toy Story 4.
>>11077701I thought everything triggers him.
I'd assume it's like bad cop from the lego movie though maybe without the split personality disorderor maybe that one guy from nightmare before christmas
>>11077547>>11077525>I sure hope all those heckin zoomerinos don't use words like heckin, when they heckin say heckin and kino and chunky it makes me get a chunky rageboner but I can heckin say them without sounding like le heckin tarderino because reasons!
>>11077715Ban evasion soon, true believers.
>>11077585At first I thought Forky may confirm my theory that a child must interact with a toy to give it its soul and bring it to life... but that's disproven in 2 when Buzz tries to take the belt from one Buzz and ends up bring that one to life. I guess toys have the power to bring other toys to life too? How about something like an alternate limb for Mr. Fantastic? I doubt those are moving around by themselves. Perhaps a toy has to be perceived as whole in order to become alive? A plastic spoon and some pipe cleaners are just junk, but when someone puts them together as a whole it's now alive? Sure we're looking into it far more than one should, but for those who like the movie it's an interesting discussion. In my opinion I'd say if something is in pieces it's not a living toy. A bin of parts aren't alive until they're connected to a whole. Now what about a kitbash? I've done a couple myself and had this sort of question cross my mind before after seeing Toy Story in some fashion at the time. Since Woody had no idea what he was from I assume the toys only know what the owner gives them. Make a kitbash Ridley from Metroid? It'd have the gist of being an alien space pirate parent eating psycho. In toy form!
>>11077780You could argue that children had seen those toys at Al's, the ones already removed from their packaging, and projected an idea of who they are and what they should be onto the toy- thus giving it "life."However, how that applies to Zurg, Stinky Pete, the Barbies, etc doesn't really track. Ultimately I don't think there should've been a 3rd movie.
why are americans so obsessed with this movie
>>11077561Mr.Potato Head, in a way.
>>11077513I was thinking about what kitbashes would be but I guess Sid already answered that.
>>11078004>movie about toys>toy boardfigure it out Apu
>>11078004Pic rel>>11078331>FamilySomething Chungusfurry never had.
>>11077585>>11077780This is something that I'm questioning. In Toy Story 3 we saw that a toy broken beyond reparation is considered "dead" for them, how would a Bionicle "die" then?Considering that they can replace their broken pieces for new ones and even be improved by building a more solid body estructure or armor. Hell, it doesn't even be Bionicle alone. This also applies for those buidable toys.>inb4 autismYes yes I'm autistic.
>>11078439We never had it confirmed that they were dead. Ideally, a toy only "dies" when a child doesn't play with then anymore, and this could be compared to being in a deep sleep of sorts- but then Jessie has trauma from being in storage for years so that's out too.
>>11078442Stop banevading
>>11078455>woke programmingGiving a damn about others is woke now?
>>11078471Woke is absolutely meaningless in current year, it just means ‘thing I don’t like’.
>>11078455You like troon cock and minors chungusfurry
>>11078479It in no way flopped and made over a billion ameribucks, even though I personally thought it was shitty, the fuck are you on about?
>>11078479>woke is when fork.I hate this kind of thing too but...dafuk?
>>11078479Forky didn't feel like them trying to sell merch. More like the "good" kid version of what Sid would do. Instead of mutilating toys and making weird abominations, it was taking junk and making it into something. I didn't hate 4 but didn't think it needed to exist. I agree with cross eyed Godzilla up there. How does fork = woke? >>11078489>calls movie shitty>enjoy the slop lolPlease seek mental help.
>>11078498Are you the catkiller?
>>11078513The who? But no, I don't take puppies/cats out into a gravel pit and shoot them or anything, why?
>>11078516The utensil was a plot point. The movie existed for the sole purpose of selling more Buzz and Woody's. Is everyone on retard pills?
>>11078523Not any of the anons above but i totally forgot about her. She's woke as fuck, definitive example of it and all the shitting on Woody the movie does.
>>11078529She wasn't even a girlboss in the original... woody also fucking abandons his entire friends and family just for that stupid whore which doesn't even make sense for woody to do.
Do all toys have the personality of their character? I know Buzz grew into his own person after living with the others, but when he came out of the box he was literally Buzz Lightyear, so it stands to reason that he has the personality of Buzz Lightyear.
>>11078553They have the personality the child they should have, which means Andy is affected by Buzz’s existing canon in his tv show so projects that onto him. Or maybe it’s just random who fucking knows
>>11078557So a /toy/ user's toys would all be degenerate perverts?
>>11078559Yes. The toys belonging to /toy/ users are the Always Sunny cast version of the original character the toy was of, or just an original asshole.
>>11078501>Forks are Woke.Do you just eat Spaghetti with your bare hands like a subhuman?
>>11078553Lego movie 2 touched on this with Superman declaring himself to now be "sillyman" as Lex Luthor makes milkshakes for everyone. This occurs when they are being played with by the sister who naturally makes them all fags.I suppose this could work, each of Andy's toys are pretty well rounded while Bonnie's are each annoying and hyper.
>>11078689He eats his spaghetti with chopsticks and not woke weatern forkys because he is a real white Florida dwelling samurai-san, you woke leftist.
>>11078523>>11078529>>11078533Homotroonfaggotry and race obsession type woke is still far more egregious.
>>11078703Wouldn’t mind that just its a kamikaze routine>>11078701Brownoid.
>>11078703>spamming with more unrelated shitNo
>>11078708He sucks the tranny janny off to get a free troll pass along with diosoth so i think it's justified.
>>11078723Sounds like you need to be put in a saw trap
>>11078725How about your chunken brain matter splatters against the wall when you get doxxed and shot in the head
If each of you spergs just consistently reported this guy and didn't engage we would not have to deal with this. Lolcows of /toy/ make it too easy.
>>11077513I mean, you've seen Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head numerous times in the films. Alt faces would logically work like their alternate bits - still able to be controlled and used by the figure they belong to even when detached.Woody sliding one of his alt faceplates across the floor to get an upskirt view of a Barbie would totally be a plausible thing.
>>11078746>>11078712the ride never ends for us it seems
>>11078767Brown pedophile.
>>11078746The janny gets blowjobs by the board trolls in exchange to being able to do what they want, please understand.
>>11078765Has anyone tried to just make an alternative toy board like website since the boards clearly a sinking ship?
>>11078784I don't know. Tfw2005 Toyark?
>>11078802Besides /toy/ and tfw2005, I couldn't find any toy boards. Everything else seems to be dead.
>>11078784The only alternative is making a sub plebbit but genuinely fuck moving there, it’s more full of children than any of the chan boards.
>jannies have had to scrub this thread twice nowI look forward to more toy story threads
>>11079130Just nuke the thread.
>>11079771I'm a hard-core TS fan and even I think this is too much.
>>11080281I would have spelt out Toy Story completely. The way you have it has other connotations.
>>11080473Brown Pedo
>>11077513This is what happens when you force people to live in cognitive dissonance for too long.