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Plump witch edition

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I wish a man would write smut for me and be flatttered that I got soaking wet from his words alone, I had something similar with a man before but he just blocked me and shit talked me.

It makes me think men don't even want women when they do shit like this
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I am just noticing fireworks!
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edging hard with anon to big 2d and 3d cocks

_hyooon_
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>>67131769
There are legions of men who would do this for a crumb of pussy but it sounds like the situation wasn't equally arousing for both parties. I think that's on you if you're actually a woman.
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Holding out for Luffy!
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Pro-tip: If an anon ever says a man blocked them, it's 9 times out of 10 chickn.
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who's chickn and what's the lore?
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>>67131769
>do everything for me and be satisfied with the bare minimum return
this has to be bait desu
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>Replying to a Chickn "woe is me" post
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Avafag fuckability list:
Kiana
Sai
Golu (leaky pp mode)
Veri drunk mode (shows you his pp)
Looni .pdf mode
Verina AGP mode
Sunny
Sunlight
Golu
mzk
Moom
Thana
Looni samefag mode
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>>67131769
>It makes me think men don't even want women when they do shit like this
A lot don't, dudes here have issues with their sexuality. Shit's tragic
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lolibros...
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>>67131769
What kind of smut.
I have a problem where I can only get off to my own smut if its encouraged along by someone else, wouldn't mind doing this if our kinks line up.
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>>67131932
some people just gay
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>>67131940
Add me looniforuu
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>>67131899
Tragic! Many such cases!
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>>67131942
my kinks are paizuri nippleplay breastplay lactation and just plain fucking
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Anakin: ( REDEEMED BACK TO THE LIGHT SIDE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
Veri: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING AND SEETHING ABOUT WOMEN )
Jinx: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: EDITING )
Hu tao: ( ALIVE )
Sunny: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )
Fauna anon: ( BACK FROM THEIR TRIP TO JAPAN, ASK HOW THEIR TRIP WENT! - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
Kiana: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )
Thana: ( ALIVE AND SEEKING PLUMP - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
looni: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
Texas:( ALIVE CONFIRMED BY A RANDOM ANON TRASH SHITTER DOGSHIT - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
Doj: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
Kronii: ( ALIVE PLAYING GENSHIT - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )
Sai: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )
Arcuzz: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
meaningseeker: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
plump: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
plumpplomp: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
dokoposter: ( MIA )
Terhien ( TERHI OR URUFU ): ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
AlterGOD: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
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Female coomers are probably my favorite breed of women. Unfortunately most are the shittiest of shitters and you'll be bored to death by them.
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>>67131993
i mean same with dudes
cie la coomer
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>>67132015
Yeah I guess that's true. Most people are shitters.
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>>67132015
C.L.C.
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>>67131973
That's a fun list.
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>>67131769
I could write you all the smut you want, but you just wanna vc don't you~
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I'm into plane fucking.
Need me an F-117
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>>67132082
MOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>67131940
ToT
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>>67132074
Write me smut instead.
>t. male anon
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>>67132082
With a fetish like that, guess you could say the sky is the limit.
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>>67132118
What if it's a space plane!
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>>67131964
I already have you added looni~
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>>67131942
so are you going to drop a tag or nah?
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>>67131940
ToT
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>>67131990
I sure hope the person posting these thinks they're funny so at least someone gets something out of them
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>>67132272
The only thing they get out of them is getting people to talk about the people on the list.
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>>67132292
But why would they want that?
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tight bops!
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>>67131769
Give me your tag. I'll read it.
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>>67132305
Presumably to shit up the thread
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>>67132113
>>67132262
yay! lolibros!
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>>67132272

>>67132349

AlterGOD: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
Arcuzz: ( DEAD - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
Doj: ( DEAD - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MINIMUM )
Fauna anon: ( ASK ABOUT HIS FUTON! - SNOOZE STATUS: SNOOZING - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
Jinx: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MODERATE )
Kiana: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MAXIMUM )
Kronii: ( ALIVE AND TALKING TO CRICKET - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MINIMUM )
looni: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MODERATE )
mary: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )
Moomcutie - ( GIVE HIM TIPS WITH SOLITAIRE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MAXIMUM )
plump: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
plumpplomp: ( DEAD - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
qpiddy: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: WILL LOVE BOMB YOU)
raikubox: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )
Sai: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
Sunlight: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )
Sunny: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
Terhien ( TERHI OR URUFU ): ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )
Thana: ( ALIVE AND SEEKING PLUMP - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )
Veri: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MODERATE )
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>no american flag bikinis
SAD!
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>>67132478
BIGLY!
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>>67132349
once you notice this is what they're doing it becomes pretty easy to ignore
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Freedom!
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>>67132491
you indirectly reply to it
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>they're
HE'S
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>>67132504
I'm feeling very free!
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>>67132518
'they' is appropriate when referring to multiple people.
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>they
HE
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>>67131769
>do everything for me while i do nothing in return
certified womanpost
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>>67132504
More like Freedem titties.
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>>67132562
so like 99% of all subs in here?
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>>67132576
*Like 99% of subs anywhere regardless of gender
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>>67132562
more like the entirety of Dft lol
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Men (not boys) should post their cocks in this thread
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>>67132576
>>67132601
this hasn't been my experience though
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>>67132604
Damn, still a boy. No +1 cock for the thread.
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>>67132234
I'd like for you to drop yours
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>>67132695
I'm kind of infamous and I can be distant but here you go

chickenclaw3
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I've never had sex or even really kissed. Am I allowed in this thread?
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im black.
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>>67132744
pumping
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>>67132363
sex NOW
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>>67132740
Yes!
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>>67132744
grippin
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boom
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your brain tricks you into thinking this image is moving
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>tfw no bullanon to lewd with
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>>67132740
why not?~
>>67132777
loli miko...
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>>67132820
That picture just make me asexual
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>>67132784
anon forcing me to wear a usa bikini~
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>>67132820
>tfw bullanon
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>>67132744
I wonder how many black bottoms come here, there's only a few black tops. Has to be way more bottoms because if your dick isn't extra huge you're shit out of luck .
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>>67132849
>anon forcing me to wear a usa bikini~
can't help it, sluts look best in them~
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>>67132830
imagine not liking slampigs
>>67132852
interesting... kinks?
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>>67132947
paizuri, blowjobs, rimming, big tits and asses, arm pits and feet, NTR/NTS to name a few
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A lady I know irl posted a titty pic on Twitter
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happy 4th of july everynyan
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>>67132974
share with the class
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>>67132826
>>67132777
R-really? You don't think I'm a pathetic loser?
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Why am I so mentally ill?
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>>67132972
pretty i like rimming and big butts and NTR
everything else is pretty vanilla tho..
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>>67132864
I'm not sure but I am not one of those black bottom.
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>>67133041
why are you posting girls instead of cartoon domming then
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>>67132991
No
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>>67132994
I dunno, but if you figure it out let me know, maybe it's the same reason I am too.
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>>67133021
I have more of course but I listed the more general and important stuff to me first. I wasn't intent on typing a resume on the fly.
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>>67133064
himmy mommy....
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>>67133070
I love Nerizzler.
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>>67133122
She's so BAU BAU
She's so biboo tax
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>>67133063
Idk I just want to post women.
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SHE'S SO SEXOOOOO
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>>67133134
Ope
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So how exactly is it supposed to go when you add someone here?
Like what does the dirty talk consist of?
Is it just sexting?
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>>67133214
post your tag and find out~
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>>67132978
happy 4th of july from europe!
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>>67133214
Depends on what you want, it can be ERP, sexting, voice calling, an elaborate cammimg session
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>>67133225
thank u european friend
>>67133214
depends, depends, and depends
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>>67133237
how do YOU lewd with anons mary?
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>>67133248
kissing and cuddling and frotting
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>>67133266
pumping
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>>67133214
Depends on the anon.

If you're being milked, that's usually how it is. Feeding, dirty talk- though, please give them actual reactions...at least, while you have the brain cells left.

Back when I used to add anons, I would for as long as I could- but at some point, your brain just goes mush...lucky for me, they liked that.~
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>>67133266
take it to our dm then <3 mwah
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>>67133248
depends
>>67133266
who's your source.
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I'm gonna fap, shower, then go to the gym.
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>>67133349
Shower before the gym?
Why not go to the gym and fap with a qt in the shower?
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>>67133389
I like to shower before and after.
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I'm gonna fap, fap then fap.
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>>67133413
Sounds like a lot of work!
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>>67133416
Smart~
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>>67133416
Same
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>>67133349
Post body first
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>>67133436
no larp !
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>>67133436
I only send body pics in private
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>>67133451
Post tag then
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>>67133542
tag then
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>>67132744
kaka segs for the future of the clan
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>>67132852
nta but tag?
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If I ever have something Interesting I won't tease anons with it. I will actually show you the fucking thing. So tired of people doing this shit.
>d00d someone I know posted their tits. No you can't see it.
>d00d my GF is sleeping and I'm bored xD. No I won't post her feet for the lulz.
>d00d I have a sexy body. No I won't post it!
It's extremely rude and fucked up behavior. If you're gonna be like that then actually play into it and call the person asking for you to deliver desperate and pathetic and tease them a bit. But no you can't even do that. It's just "no"
Sad.
Pathetic.
Low quality posters.
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I still wonder why he stopped loving me
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>>67133656
oh didn't think anyone was interested but i appreciate it, sadly i'm retiring for the night
take care!
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>>67133674
?
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>>67133674
grippin
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metro boomin
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>>67133685
could always post for later, but night!
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Was hoping to have a fun fap while I had the house to myself but nobody was on and now it's too late
feelsbad
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>>67133674
Cry about it
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in tears
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>>67133674
You're right but this threads been dead for almost half a year now lmao one melty won't stop skittish fags
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>>67133744
Yeah I will. I'll be the voice to the voiceless. I'll cry. I'll be that bitch. I'll be that Karen. I'll fight for what's right.
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tfw the American bikini fades away at midnight and the blondes are no longer protected by patriotic radiance
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>>67133760
I miss old /dft/ it was a lot of fun when it was busy.
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I have a nice body. Not going to show it off. Just gonna jerk off and then sleep.
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>>67133770
loud plapping sounds echoing through the East Coast.
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I cum a decent amount. I've shown it off. Just gonna not jerk off and then not sleep.
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>>67133316
you
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>>67133821
No you fucking don't you larper. Maybe in your dreams you'll have a nice body.
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>>67133833
kissing and telling is illegal
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If I cum on my aunt who is sleeping on the floor next to my bed can I just blame it on a wet dream? (Both are drunk)
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>>67133839
>eat healthy
>avoids fast food
>works out regularly
Its really not that hard.
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>>67133846
my bad
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>>67133864
Yes you can. It'll be more believable if you cum on her face.
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>>67133884
your final challenge.... let your bih go thru ya phone
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>>67133878
Yeah I do all of that and I even lift. We're not talking about my body. We're talking about your mediocre body that you're pretending is the sexiest shit in the world. x to doubt. Go to bed stupid LARPer.
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>>67133864
leave lui alone
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>>67133896
?
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>>67133896
>We're talking about your mediocre body
My body is pretty nice.
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I've lost 10 lbs in two weeks. Time to twinkmaxx
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>>67133931
>my body is pretty nice
It isn't. You haven't provided evidence.
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>>67133953
Nice job! How many to go?
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>>67133931
BA-nons are best nons
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every milker I run into is so subby, why can't I find someone to bully me
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>>67133973
I'm not trying to lose weight I'm just sick and my appetite is zero xp
Well I actually did wanna lose weight so
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Sometimes I forget about the butterfly effect. I forget how a single post can shift the entire atmosphere and zeitgeist of the thread. I'm so sorry.
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>>67134001
No wonder you feel like shit retard you're starving yourself
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>>67134001
That's a ton of weight to lose to an illness. Are you okay?
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>>67133890
I don't think that's right anon. I'm actually drink some lie
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>>67133965
>You haven't provided evidence.
I don't care nor want to bwo.
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>>67133974
SEX with BA-non
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>>67134043
I'm eating like ~1000 calories a day I'm fine
>>67134051
Getting better! Thanks for asking. I needed to lose it anyways.
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>>67133895
nope that has private stuff on it
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>>67134082
That's still an extremely low amount of calories, even if you are trying to lose weight
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>>67134065
Good. I don't want to see your gross man body that's probably hairy and portly anyway.
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if someone told me they had a job I'd believe them because getting a job isn't hard for me. really says a lot about a person doesn't it?
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>>67134080
marrying BA-non
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>>67134111
Oh yeah I'm a femboy~
>Skinny fat
>Hairy
EVERY TIME
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>>67134098
It's just hard to find the energy to cook right now... I know I should eat more, but lethargy keeps winning out. I need to lose more weight anyways
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>>67134114
Damn you owned my virgin NEET ass. Want to fuck me up harder?
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>>67134111
ava on
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>>67134139
Are you a femboy?
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>>67134084
ur supposed to say oh hell nah jigsaw u tweakin
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>>67134111
I only weigh 180 pounds dood.
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>>67134140
Well, you know you best, so I won't be pushy.
Take it easy~ I've been sick a lot before and have lost weight even when I didn't need to, it's not very fun
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>>67134154
Oh of course~!
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wageslaving would be so much more bearable with a 4 day work week.
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>only 180
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>>67134169
He's 6ft4 anon...
He's skinny.
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>>67134174
luv rabbits
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>>67134155
sorry i don't get your zoomer references
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Goodmorning sweet friends
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>>67134169
>>67134181
Just 6 ft actually....
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>>67134183
i flirted with unc it's so over
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>>67134195
pseudosour
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>>67134164
wageslaving would be more bearable if the job was meaningful, you were treated respectfully and got nice benefits from it.
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>>67134198
same height and 30 more pounds...
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>>67134199
yeah so respect your elders lil bro
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>>67134164
I have a 4 day 10 hour work week it isn't much better than 5 days 8 hours each
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>>67134144
Which ava should I wear?
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>>67134232
confront me in dms pussy
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>>67134119
sleeping and cuddling with BA-non
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Who's the best avatarfag?
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>>67134242
Are you sure? My work offers that and it sounds at least a fair bit better! One less day of needing to get up, get ready, drive there, driver away, etc etc
>>67134213
I get none of the above! But I get paid an ok amount
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I don't have a job...
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Drunk and horny
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>>67134242
Mel?
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>>67134287
>tfw just drunk and bored
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>>67134283
I've been a NEET off and on my whole life. The only time I had a job was this retarded fake one I got through nepotism that was basically just a giant humiliation ritual. That was years ago though.
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>>67134308
I don't want a job but I just want to be able to live alone. ughgkjdfghdfkjgh
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>>67134313
Guess you'll have to decide which you value more: Your NEETdom or living alone. I have no values or goals whatsoever so I like to borderline off-topic post in an ERP thread on an off-topic board.
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I miss my old job where I got paid to sit and play Elden Ring at home or sit in the office and browse the internet 95% of the day
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>>67134253
tag?
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>>67134334
Same. I don't think I've ever had a goal or anything. Or at least nothing strong enough to bother acting on.
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>>67134249
nope i'm staying anonymous
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>>67134262
LOONI IF SHE WAS AT FULL POWER
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>>67134337
Mind mentioning where you found that job?
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i miss doj
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>>67134269
10 hours feels like the whole day gone, just go to sleep once you get home and then wake up to do it again. 8 hours gives way more home time.
>>67134296
Nope
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>>67134415
K my b
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>>67134402
Government. Your mileage will vary
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Really slow night I guess.
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>>67134473
All the normies are out watching fireworks or at bbqs
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>>67134473
It's my fault. My posts ruined the thread.
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>>67134473
Americans are out celebrating if they have a life
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>>67134342
lumiece. i have to go somewhere rn but feel free to add me
captcha related
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>>67134489
>>67134495
I always forget that most of the thread is filled with normies. I shouldn't, but I do.
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>>67134510
I should also point out that some of them aren't normies but neets that live with their family and are forced to interact with relatives for hours at a time.
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>>67134510
It's pretty surprising but explains a lot. Normals/funposters are 90% of all threads
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>>67134524
I guess some people actually have families and stuff that do things.
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Good drinks and good music make me happy.
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>>67134524

can confirm, just got back from bbq
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>>67134538
Despite what a lot of the regulars would like you to believe, they all have reasonably normal lives.
The real no lifers are the lurkers that can't even bring themselves to get a word in.
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>>67134588
>>67134591
I'm glad you guys enjoyed your day
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>>67134684
The only time of the year when being American is fun.
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>>67133822
Fucking Americans at midnight of every timezone!
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>>67134680
The real no lifer is me. The guy who doesn't use this thread to fap.
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>>67134684
thanks, time to grind BA and tug
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>>67134724
we know dojjoj
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>>67134696
Any reason to have fun is a good reason!
>>67134728
Enjoy~
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As an american, I don't like this holiday. It's always been hot as fuck going outside and eat subpar food from the grill and watch uninspired fireworks among a crowd of strangers. I'm just happy this holiday is a day off from work.
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>>67134741
<3
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>>67134761
I've never really understood the hype either, but I don't really like leaving my house in general so there's always that.
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>>67134736
Idk who that is and I'm not an established thread regular.
(more proof of being an apex no lifer)
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>>67134761
>bwah I hate holiday when celebrated in the boring typical way
Do you just not do it in your own way? Or are you a child who is dragged to somewhere to do what someone wants?
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>>67134680
I'm one of the regulars sitting here because I DONT have a reasonably normal life you dumb whore
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Also fuck that faggot looni for larping about handsex while being a gf haver. KILL YOURSELF
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>>67134680
Anon I'm tired of all the accusations of "youre Normie scum you're not a loser like me" ,do you want me to traumadump constantly to make sure everyone knows how fucked up i am
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>>67134831
Most people get dragged to these things by family or co-workers. If you value not being seen as 'that weird guy that doesn't do things' you don't have a choice.
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>>67134873
Since moving away from my family and friends, I'm glad no one is asking me to go out to some park to watch the festivities. Also glad my co-workers don't ask me what I did to celebrate. Not that it would stop me from saying absolutely nothing cause I don't care what they think.
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>>67134867
everyone feels the need to compete over it
i'm gayer than you
i'm a bigger loser
i hate women more

just shut the fuck up and drop tags for once
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>>67134873
I just buy alcohol and good food and cook it and share it with friends but still enjoy a lazy day at home. I am not too close to family or co-workers but I just decline if they try to invite me and say I'm doing my own thing. It's not hard and life is a lot easier when you don't care about judgement from others.
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>>67134927
Kill yourself normalfaggot
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Hook, line, and sinker.
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>>67134873
>>67134873
> you don't have a choice.
That just means you're not creative enough to lie.

>Oh, I went to hang out with some friends.
>I spent the day doing repairs in the house.
Easy as that.
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>>67134833
I look like this btw.
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Hook, QED and EEP.
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Why don't any of the normalfags here want to bully a useless NEET like me? It would be funny.
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>>67134954
Living in a tiny little town makes it basically impossible to get away from these things, but I get your point. I'm an awful liar anyway.
>>67134931
That sounds super comfy~
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>>67134968
NEETs are boring. No lives and never anything interesting to say or do.
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>>67134980
But having a job doesn't make you interesting either, not by a long shot. I'm certainly not interesting because of my job.
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Last fap before nofap
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>>67134987
Their job of course being the only thing any normalfag knows how to talk about. I fucking despise people that only talk about their work. I don't give a fuck and you shouldn't either.
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>>67134980
My pathetic existence isn't even worthy of your scorn? You don't feel glad to know you aren't a virign, friendless, NEET who serves no purpose?
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>>67135002
I ask people what they do for a living/what they study in school but not once has anyone ever asked me, not even after I asked them.
Kind of hurts my feelings to be honest.
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Dollfag doko?
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>>67135021
Most people aren't too great at conversation. Don't take it personally.
It annoys me because I'm a neet and it makes me feel shitty but that's my fault.
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>>67135031
isn't he that one guy, the fighting game fag who likes dolls a lot? he's added me multiple times on alts i've had before and i don't get how he's still around to this day
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>>67135021
I won't ever ask anyone about their work. If they volunteer that info then I'm all ears. It does not mean I'm obligated to talk about what I do to them.
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>>67132864
I was gonna say "my heart goes out to black guys for having to put up with a meme" But then I remembered that as long as a black dude has a dick above like.. 2 inches people WILL call his dick a "b"bc
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>>67135031
I'm grippin
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>>67135053
post all the alts
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>>67135060
You are doing it alone like a loser.
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>>67135054
Why's that, if you don't mind me asking?
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>>67135090
We're all losers, shut up
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>>67135090
boom
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>>67135012
Meh I think they don't reply to me because I don't avatarfag or dump lust-provoking images. I'm sure if I did that they'd all rightfully pound me with their scorn and laughter.
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>>67135105
Thoughts on Verina?
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>>67135112
I think it's just the whole "I'm a loser neet please bully me" is a bit of an overplayed bit.
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>>67135097
We already established a few posts ago that this general is majority normalfag.
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>>67135134
Oh right, sorry my memory isn't too good.
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>>67135059
>>67132864
Every time I talk about how "I'm just over six inches." I get told that that's pretty large and I always feel like I'm being lied to. Doesnt really matter because I doubt I'm gonna fuck anybody with it. I like hentai and staying in my house too much.
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>>67134931
godddd that ass
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>>67135124
I don't really know who that is
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>>67135150
Yes you do, don't play dumb
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>>67135144
Just over six inches is a pretty nice dick, anon. Most peoples' dicks aren't that big.
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>>67135144
6 is a really great length. Most men lie about their size in the most insane ways possible.
So it's not a lie and the people who compliment you on it are also clearly not brainrotted enough to be stupid about realistic sizes.
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>>67135053
What alts?
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>>67135144
>sigh I have one inch over the avarage dick sighhhhh my dick is too small

Lmao
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>>67135226
Sorry bro, but I'm not searching that up.
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Fighting games are dogshit
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>>67135288
Partially correct
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I guess I'll just go to bed
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>>67135301
No it's just correct.
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>>67135288
Why do you hate em anon?
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>>67135130
Would you say that by extension my existence itself is a bit overplayed?
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>>67135288
All they're good for is the porn.
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>>67135371
NTA but I hate them because they all sold out to the grayon eating overwatch crowd. 1 button DPs, Supers, simplifying game depth and player expression, etc. The genre is completely fucked.
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>>67135394
Player expression is chun sa2, magneto storm psylocke, old sagat, etc. For sure
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>>67135421
Who asked?
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>>67135394
>vague old good new bad generalizations
Zzz
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>>67135421
Why do we have a fake dollpsycho now?
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>>67135464
As if 1 Sillu wasn't enough of a nuisance
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I wish I could just delete my account and have everyone forget about me entirely. But there's people who might be hurt if I disappeared and I don't want to hurt them. I should have never allowed myself to believe that any of this was a good idea. I'm too mentally ill and broken for this, I can't handle my feelings in a healthy way despite my attempts.
Vent over. Sorry for shitting up the thread with this.
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QEDogshit Worm
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>>67135421
>turd strike
Is a really bad game but it still has a lot more player expression and depth than any of the current shit. Parries are objectively bad game design that make the game way to homogenized and about guessing.

>Mahvel
I'm not black so I don't care about those games.

>Old sagat
Your retarded. ST has insane player expression. Log off before I start filtering more of your stupid images.

>>67135428
You're insanely retarded. Every "Old bad" poster is an obese funko pop collecting consoomer.
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>>67135506
>xturder dogshit shitstain player
Opinion discarded
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>>67135482
anon... please don't prioritise others over yourself. if you want to delete your account, go ahead.
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i don't understand avatarfagging. isn't the direct appeal of imageboards like this the ability to post anonymously? if you want attention to follow you, why don't you slut around in public discords or any other more densely populated online circle? is the novelty of purposely de-anonymizing yourself so great? or do you just provide nothing of value when you beg for attention in social circles with actual competition?
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STOP FIGHTING ANONS. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN, MAKE LOVE AND CUM!!!
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>>67135506
Ok Clayton
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I want to suck on your tongue, I want to lick your collar bones
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>>67135537
If you post a tag you're no longer anonymous. QED.
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>>67135550
Not Clayton, but he's based and has a lot of good takes. I don't agree with him on everything though.
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Cute relapsing retard NEEDS to fap and cum
Let's chat fap and trade I'm super into NTR so we can fap about you as a shota, futa or femboy or something like that cucking me

tag: fosbussee
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Why is someone impersonating sillywilly now
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>>67135562
i was under the impression that people post tags that are quite clearly alternate accounts that we regularly delete and remake with new names and icons, an effective anonymity
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>>67135421
Seeing people say "sf5 > sf6" convinced me that nostalgia is a fucking lie

>>67135506
I don't "old bad" there are good and bad old games and same with modern games, I just don't care for vague sweeping arguments you can't back up,

Hell the entire "modern controls" drama around sf6 faded because of how well balanced and ultimately "worse" modern controls actually are
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>>67135581
Only schizos like you do that QED.
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i, for one, think doll-anon seems fun
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>>67135549
Cute and funny girls you have there anon, they need more meat on em though
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>>67135555
Maybe a little lick...
>>67135506
SF6 is a good game.
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>>67135597
i don't know what QED means
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meat
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>>67135575
When did I ever claim to be him
>>67135590
Late sf5 is objectively better than early sf6, which is to be expected

Someone make a new thread
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>>67135624
Sunny...
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>>67135590
Some of the best Japanese players in the world were exploiting modern controls for one button supers and DPs. Keep sweeping up for Slime Fighter Dix and it's pants on head retarded choices.

>>67135624
*slime rushes up to you and slaps your retarded ass*
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>>67135640
Why are you using his ava though?
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>>67135639
Meaty little girls
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>>67135640
Make this DICK faggot LURULUMAAAOOOOOO
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>>67135673
>>67135673
>>67135673
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>>67135660
>me stroking that cock
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>>67135642
*presses a button*
>>67135641
Hello I am 75% 1st in Gold tables, I'm practically a genius.
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>>67135658
We can share
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>>67135624
Only a little? I don't think i'd be able to resist licking you all over...
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>>67135695
Yeah you aren't doing that. The best players in the world get hit by random slime rushes. Your ass isn't even Master Rank, or whatever that stupid shit was called. Haven't installed that kusoge since September of 2023 so I forget.
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>>67135718
How did you find that account that posts the dolls?
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>>67135659
small... yet BIG
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>>67135753
FAT BITCH
>>67135739
*presses a button* Sorry I can't hear you over me mashing my +1 low.
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>>67135742
Just plug any of the pics into yandex
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>>67135753
Perfect size to pick up and fuck all over the house
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>>67135774
>didn't even deny it
Pathetic. I was Master within the first few months of the game. Just goes to show you have to be shit at fighting games to actually enjoy that kusoge.
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>>67135803
small enough to lift easily.
enough cushion to make the hottest sounds as you pound from behind
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>>67135785
I hope you'll drive him away from here.
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>>67135850
LMFAO
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>>67135806
You're right but don't be mean to sunny
>>67135850
Unlikely
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>>67135864
Is he really that pathetic to never actually leave this place?
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>>67135870
I'm sorry. I just really hate modern fighting games. Might be one of the few things I hate more than myself.
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>>67135845
Most optimal body type for being an onahole a little girl that can actually take heavy backshots is the best fucktoy
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>>67135642
Yeah! AT THE START of the game you fucking jackass boomer lmao
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>>67135880
>leaving because some schizy uses his dolls
AKAKAKAKAKAKA
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>>67135914
Ava back on Sillybilly
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>>67135888
They bother me too, strive and sf6 really grind my gears. I tried hard to like lumina too but a lot of design decisions annoyed me. I think SNK is still holding it down, Saudibux notwithstanding
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>>67135924
Ava this DICK back on nya
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>>67135806
*presses a button*
>>67135845
>>67135803
BRAPHOGS
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>>67135938
Cuzzypuppy is that you or some other afgg stalker
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>>67135962
DINSDALE
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>>67135938
>Strive
Fuck don't get me started on that one.

>SNK
Yeah I've heard good things about the current KoF. Too bad the game is basically a discord fighter and the online is shit.
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>>67135902
Gotta get it nice and ready for use.
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>>67135902
anons you are making me feel funny...
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>>67135962
Neither
>>67135993
KOF15 is genuinely great, and the netcode is pretty much fine now. The issue is you'll be fighting a lot of Mexicans and South Americans whom are not known for their good connections. The new Fatal Fury is also looking very traditional and good despite a few obviously sf6 inspired mechanics; I have faith
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>>67136027
Who then
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>>67136027
>what if dollposter was good, sane and cozy to talk to
Ahh. Feels much better.
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>>67136043
Atleast he's not a narcissistic retard.
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>>67135995
Lubricated 24/7 to use whenever his owner is feeling horny
>>67136015
It's totally normal to feel this way for this types of girls anon
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>>67136064
what causes me to feel this way? I mean, it feels kinda wrong...
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>>67136034
No one important. A tourist one might say
>>67136043
Thanks but I'm not sane either
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retarded 20 year olds thinking games made before they could function are better
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>>67136133
Erm akshully I'm 28 years young and fighting games were in fact better in the past
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>>67136163
thats fucking funny man, not even an 09er
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>>67136213
I'm the same age as Nuckledu...
[spoiler]we both play guile too[/spoiler]



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