/holy/ - Christian Themed Media General #193>Gabby gets the sniffles---Media--->Last Video - It's not what you think - https://youtu.be/_F95koOS8-s?si=Hmd5rR8VdvRyRFBi >Angel Hare playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDf4D84f4DIR_KAN3Sc7T76zbDtsbEV67>Start Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpJJ6e5tvaE >Review of the tie-in gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSb4PsPSx5w >EP's Websitehttps://thewestpatch.wixsite.com/home/forum---Games--->Ultrakillhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1229490/ULTRAKILL/>DooM Franchisehttps://store.steampowered.com/bundle/15366/DOOM_Franchise_Bundle/>Faith: The Unholy Trinityhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1179080/FAITH_The_Unholy_Trinity/>Binding of Isaachttps://store.steampowered.com/sub/527893/>Blasphemoushttps://store.steampowered.com/app/774361/Blasphemous/---Other--->Siggy and the Hares comichttps://catbox.moe/c/mmvujg>/holy/ OC Lorehttps://rentry.org/FanonLorehttps://rentry.org/BennyanonsLore>/Holy/ Story Archivehttps://rentry.org/Holywritebin>Art Dropboxhttps://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/2ansy0egop9006kgy0dl4/AMtFAtdkBUz0CI7Jhk-vY6w?dl=0&rlkey=d95lbbfg0whiqmohwt4ih2kz8>Art Collabs (New one)https://magma.com/d/Ku9c8zYXCb>>Gabby AI Voice>https://files.catbox.moe/3oce4t.zip>Watch party strawpolls:None for now!>Cytubehttps://cytu_be/r/4chHOLYwatch>replace the '_' with '.'Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77860924/>Missed a thread or two?https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/holy/QotT: what do you expect of fall?(or in my case, spring)
Made it to thread two in a row! Nice! Looking forward to another episode.
Important question, what does Francis call a vagina?
>>78065022He doesn't know they exist.
>>78065022That's tough. He calls tvs demon hare boxes I think right? Would he call them demon hare holes?
>>78065022I think he'd just call it like it is. He's an adult with a job.
>>78066263Actuaries don't get pussy
>>78066450then what do they get?
Sketched something up with Flind's tips.
>>78067387HE GETS WHAT HE DESERVES
>>78068315What does she need all that milk for?
>>78069006How else is her belly gonna slosh around when she flies.
>>78069006A carton at Walmart costs around $28.80. Really, it should be used wisely.I say: don't stop till' she pops.
what did jonah do to my fries bruhhhh
>>78070387Jonah won't be married to Gab for another three years, he needs to release somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpHGk364WhoNew one's out!
Wait Maddy is back?
>>78070520>FpHGk364Who>WhoKek.
THEY'RE BREAKING CONTAINMENT!
Is it weird that this kinda gave me a bonerwoner
>>78070520>It's Wild HereZig is gonna get his own show and it's going to be super well loved. Maddy will suffer.
>>78071160Yes, but we're in the same boat so we're lost at sea together.
>>78070520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIXEHx9W26EVid link they take at the end.
>>78070520THEY CAN JUST DO THAT?
I don't know if I missed any squares butthis is what I currently got for the puzzle
>>78072071Oh they're just being teases.
>>78069418You're a madman!
>>78072071bunny sex scene
>>78072071They're going to reveal that literally all the fan characters from /holy/ are real, I'm sure of it.
>>78073862I totally forgot about Riley. Does anyone have any of his art?
>>78071704I guess this is hinting at how Gabby totally killed Jonah's dad without actually being present in the physical plane.
>>78072071it's a plushie, isn't it?
Did anyone else get their lunchbox?
>>78077187>it actually looks more 1995 than the actual episodes
>>78075421
>>78077627And it's beezy but actually colored in
>>78076029They teased something "investible" so very likely.
>>78078016Maddy plush incoming.
>>78078030
>>78070520The non-Zig poster is named "bevbegood". Is "Bev" or "Beverly" anyome we know?
>>78077187looking back at that image, it looks terrible, I should redo it
>>78079377beverly's the name of the cat character that was burned, that hasn't been revealed yet though
GABBYYOU FORGOT TO RAPTURE EVERYONE ON TUESDAY GOD IS GOING TO BE SO MAD
>>78076203No. Haven't even got tracking information.
>>78064254I do so love "Angel Gabby physically lives on the computer and interacts with it"
>>78080342That's Marty yelling at Gabby for not wiping out humanity
Hug Gabby and hold her hand
>>78078016Its gonna be a kickstarter/gofundme for season 4, calling it.
>>78080781
>>78084038>tfw you also have a thing for rabbit women>tfw you are feeling personally called out by this comic made by someone you've never met beforeHe's in my walls!
>>78084038B...bnnuy.......Never cared for Cream though. Vanilla's kind of a meme pick but she's got it goin' on.
>>78084038Bunny at the top leftWho?
>>78084438Judy Zootopia
>>78084438Judy Hopps
>>78078030https://www.makeship.com/products/maddy-madness-plushie
>>78084556i only opened this to read the searches
>>78085038There it is. More product baybee.
>>78084552>>78084556The black top and square heas confused me.Looked like the cardbury bunny in a Lara Croft cosplay.
>>78083688>>78085038Those fuckers, I already bought the gab & the Francis
>>78086538The shovel-shaped head is just how the artist draws her. The black top is the bulletproof vest type top she's seen in sometimes.
>finish reading spooky shit>no Angel Gabby to cuddle with as she affirms that it wasn't realI hate my chud life
New AUctober teaser
I love Gabby and the world she's a part of, but the Mangan sisters just seem to always be on some "more money please" bullshit.When is it enough!?
>>78088676We are so getting season four >Eyepatch gabs>WELL IF I WERE A BAD GUARDIAN ANGEL, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YE NOW WOULD AYE
>>78088824>I love breathing and eating and the world that I am a part of, but i'm constantly going to a job because of some "i need money" bullshit>When is it enough!?Spoilers: You will stop having to ask for money when you meet Gabby in real life.
>>78089018>Spoilers: You will stop having to ask for money when you meet Gabby in real life.>"Hello, Anon. I'm sorry your life was so short, but I saw your posts about rubbing my ears an-">"Gimme five dollars.">"W-what?">"Five dolla and a pack a newports"
>>78089062
>>78089142I'd get an autograph and bring my Gabby Plush :3
I will make them remember...
>>78088927Uhhhh when the show ends?
>>78088824They got multiple shows they're actively making and this is the only way they can make them
>Angels are essentially 'near the beginning of existence' tier oldDo you think Gabby loves Jonah in the pet sense of the word
>>78091116Probably more in a "loving parent/aunt" sort of way. Not quite equals, but still some respect for him.
>>78091116>>78091222a reasonable and near-canon take on relationships?you're in the wrong general
pppbbrrllllllrrt
>>78091116>Joy: No! This doesn't make any sense! You love me, you love dad!>...>Gabby: I do love your dad, but he's... he's more like a pet to me.
>>78091668Losing your virginity at 30 to the archangel Gabriel is some high level shit.
I want an angel gabby daki so bad bros the chinese want a ridiculously high resolution that i cant just upscale in AI without it fucking up.fuck the plushies (not literally) and lunchboxes and VHS tapes why cant east patch give us what we really fucking want
>>78092056>JONAH! God Himself has informed me that you are over 30 years old and still a VIRGIN!>uh... yeah? And?>A quick scan of EVERY HUMAN IN THE PLANET AMONG ALL THAT HAS EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE shows that nobody EVER made it to 30 without sex at least once. This must be corrected at once.
>>78092525>picrelHe then cucks Gabby with a rabbit.
>>78092525
>>78092525>Jonah was literally meant to be God's gift to women >the fact that he is still a virgin is considered blasphemy before God>Gabby is determined to remedy this situation
>>78093593It's Napoleon from George Orwell's Animal Farm!
>>78091116As an eternal being she can't help but think of Jonah as a child
>>78064254not reading your thread but OP pic reminded me of thisfuck jewsus praise Jupiter return to Volk etc.
>>78095600>Vikingfag>into chink shitLet me guess, you listen to Varg.
>>78095600Don't you have Swedish churches to burn down in the name of wotan? Faggoty larper. Even moreso than gabby enjoyers can be.
>>78095684>>78095810>Christcucks can't tell Hellenic apart from Nordic'Folk' is the correct term for real European religions, given that pagan and heathen are both slurs.
>>78095835>ChristcucksActually agno but I like hanging out here.
>>78095835You all worship demons, it doesn't matter what name you want us to call you. There is nothing that separates you from the Aztecs or the Order of Nine Angles. Praying for your conversion, God bless ye.
>>78093593
>>78095835Nobody called you a heathen or pagan numpnuts, I called you a faggoty larper. Because you are one. I'm not Christian either. Believe it or not, people can enjoy a work of fiction based on bible lore without believing that some retard's fever dream is actually a prophecy of the end times, or that men are made of dust and women are made of spare ribs.>CAPTCHA: NIGAR
>>78095600>Jonah, those tree hugging hippies are getting uppity again. Grab your robe and get a haircut, we need to make their "Donar" tree into another "Donor" tree...>another wha...>to the toothpick factory!
>>78090183... Touché
>>78064254So, Maddy started burning the concept art of her show. Is that supposed ro be the reason the intro for the first episode was burning?
>>78091907Gabby 5 minutes later>"I will burn this planet to the ground before I spend another MINUTE living among these, animals."Meanwhile somewhere else>Marty's ears perk up
>>78096948>"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?!YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE!">" THINK, JOY! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT SINNER ON THIS PLANET!">"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!"
>>78097031>"y-...y-you... I-i'd still... have you..."
I don't believe Jonah is fertile
>>78070520https://youtu.be/lIXEHx9W26E?si=Bc_SUo9BysnSTZwX>video unavailableDang it!
>>78097125Then Gabby is gonna make him fertile
>>78097160Didn't he give her twins back in 2030?
>>78097160>Jonah screams in horror as he shits bushels of wheat
>>78097125People have chosen to be ignorant often in history, you're not the first.
>>78098012Now post the part where she says "did i say that out loud?"
Hard hypothetical time>You just woke up from a nightmare. Which angel do you go to for comfort?
>>78098266Gabby, Zag being a good second.Cam isn't stable enough for me to trust him with it.
>>78098266>>78098309>Camael spirals worse than you are, you're immediately forced into a Dnd Game to help you 'work through it'
>>78098266Definitely Gabby. Zag would probably tell you to just calm down and deal with it, and Cammy would probably need comforting from nightmares themself.
>>78098266>cuddle up with cam>they/them starts crying like a gay queer>start making out>cam bounces on it all night while wearing various dresses and costumes while thanking you for your love and begging you to never leave>pretends nothing happened in the morningrepeat every night
>>78098266>You just woke up from a nightmareI am unphased by nightmares>Which angel do you go to for comfort?I don't need comfort but it's raining and 3am so I would imagine zaggy would like to ride shotgun and smoke.
>>78098266Gabby. I'm being honest, I need my own Angel Gabby, man. I'd end up beefing with zag and me and cam would enter a negative feedback look so bad the big G would have to smite us both just to get it to stop. Also I just really like her voice. It's legit soothing.
>>78098266>Angel MikeyWill forcibly cuddle you with you as small spoon.>Angel Marty"Good. You deserve it.">Angel RileyWill stay up reading stories or history books to you.>LucyWill call you a punk bitch but will let you lay your head in her lap if you promise her junk food later.>BeezyIs the cause of the nightmares. Will dump shaitan down your pajama pants and hit you with a rock in a pillow case.
>>78100018>shaitanI always thought that was a mispronounced of "satan". Is it a real character?
>>78101628It's a squirrel he fucked up with demon magic
>>78100018>Angel Marty>"Good. You deserve it."
>>78100018>>78102807"Marty? I had a nightmare.">Marty half-asleep hands you a burner phone>"Call someone who cares."Meanwhile if it was Joy"Uncle Marty? I had a nightmare."
>>78089245was this just snuck into an aggie here lmao
>>78103234It appeared one day. The top minds of /holy/ concluded that this may be the real Gabby trying to communicate with us...
>>78098266Bum a cig off of Maddy
>>78103518Those top minds were then sacked, and by that I mean tossed in a sack and beaten with sticks
When you think about it, the angels in this series are basically tard wranglers and I find that funny.
>>78105316>tard wranglersHey, be nice to Jonah. Francis... yeah probably.
>>78107370Don't forget about this tard
>>78107867True. His power is beyond our understanding.
>>78105316>Jonah, autistically obsessed over a cartoon rabbit>Segen, who couldn't finish a game made for a literal child for a decade(+?)Accurate.
>>78108716The power of a crayon in the brain
>>78107867>this is what angels see every time they look at a human
Imprisoned
>>78110122We're sending the first rabbit to the moon boys
>>78110165Like a blow-dart? Shouldn't be hard, the moon is like 30 feet away.
>>78110122
>Gabby sighed.>"Jonah... I do respect you. After all the work you've done in reuniting us, putting our shows back on the air, helping Segen and Cammy...">"How couldn't I?">"But I still need you to hold my hand when in Walmart, Jonah. I don't want you to get lost."
>>78111307What are they going to get at walmart?
>>78112593tampons and beer
>>78112593tampons and box wine
>>78112593tampons and apple juice
>>78112678Zag>>78112832Gabby>>78113093Cam
>>78113242If each one needs a box, that's about 200$ worth of tampons.
>>78114374
>>78114547Big Suit Gab when?Like some David Byrne shit
>>78114547I always figured she'd like more stylish pants. Some kind of short-leg design. You know, Gab-pris.
>>78115175
>>78116397Thank you, it's perfect.
>>78116397>Well, how did i get here?
>>78116397>>78120103This is not my beautiful home!This is not my bunne wife!
>>78116397What Jonah's dad saw moments before his ass blew through his head
That wasn't a bear cub that was Francis who broke in
hag SEX
>>78122324howd he open the lid
>>78120726My God, what have I bun!
>>78123838His bear hands of course
I had this funny idea of Marty hating the colder seasons because his fur gets thick and fluffy, which leads to him getting seen as adorable and friendly
>>78125258Fluffy Marty getting called cute and endlessly seething about it.
>>78123838It's fake, it's AI slop.
Dear Angel GabbyWhy my weenie hardFrom Anonymous
>>78126634Yes, exactly
>>78127792Francis is not fake
>>78130327No but he is FAT
>>78132046And we love him regardless
>>78132046VERY
>>78122324>OoooooOoooh mah goodness.>Mah gluttony, the decadence.>Just... one more jar...>cut to Angel Gabby outside talking to the animal control
Anal gaggyAnal faggyAnal cummyFreaky FrancisFrisky FrancineBoner dickman
>>78136230Please don't say bad words
>>78136062Francis on one of those water treadmills they make fat cats run on.
>>78136517I'm sorry.
>>78123649HAG ANGEL SEX!HAG ANGEL SEX!
luv gabby.
>>78116251She’s a cutie >>78116397And a goober
>>78123649>it's barely even inYou just know maddy has never felt the touch of another and goes fucking mental over the barest of body contact.
Cover them up slut
>>78141967>suck em' Jonah
>>78137186>"T-t-treadmill?"
>>78137871Sag hexSag hexSag hex
>>78142644Oh yeah. A treadmill. And a diet. And NO MORE GAY SEX
>>78141967
>>78143732we are buying you shoes and im going to teach you how to use them.
What do we think is going to happen in Maddy's last episode? Will she get a happy ending?
...is Gabby a furry?>Erm she's a rabbit so y-I mean like, in the sense of a person being a furry. She made her own fursona and everything. Is this why she and Jonah get along so well? Is the rise in furries recently a result of Gabby?
Bnuuies
>>78143239
>>78148242Jesus Christ lmao chill you can do gay sex
>>78073862Has anyone drawn Jonah fucking his daughter yet?
>>78149074Anon....no....
>>78149087excuse me but isn't this place about love?!
>>78150963What you talk about is lust, which I remind you is a sin.
>>78150988Can't a father love his daughter?
>>78149074>>78151488>>78150963
>>78149074Yes
>>78151488No. It's wrong and has no place.
>>78153618Holy shit, I know the video that thumbnail is from.
>>78157070post right now
>>78159096https://youtu.be/9tGyqyLlBao?si=IUglY3Of4L6g5XdS
Need Francine badly
>>78162503We haven't gotten new Francine art lately. It's a shame.
>>78162503Francine? Like, Zag's assistant?
>>78160106He knows your sins
>>78165398Yes
>>78168294best fox. I can't believe she let francis boop it
>>78147361Someone needs to draw Francine in a fancy dress.
>>78168294FOX PUSSY!
fran sex
>>78177299Which fran?
Keep it pushing, you dirty fucking angel
>>78160106
I just had the most deranged, schizophrenic idea yet. I binge watched the entirety of the Angel Hare series, and if AI keeps improving it could become a reality on some CIANigger level shit. Imagine, if you will, a child is brought into police custody. They’re told that their favorite character (or otherwise) are there to talk them through things and comfort them. With real-time AI animation and voice acting in the possible future, the AI can respond to what the child is doing or saying almost like it’s real. Since it’d be in police custody, the child could spill some sensitive information such as domestic abuse to the character. A receiver can be on the other end listening. In other words, real time AI animation and feedback could hypothetically be used to covertly convince children to confess the crimes of their parents.
>>78182535This reminds me of that skeleton interrogation patent
>>78182535The crime skeleton but it's spongebob.
>>78182037Is this new?
>>78177299
>>78184443
>>78184455Damn, I knew foxes were predatora but she's downright feral.
>>78184101No, but I like it
>>78184443>>78184455>>78185456We wanted more Francine, but she wants more Francis.
Scene angel gabby
I think what this new season is missing is the music. I loved the old, distorted music from the first season.
>>78192686i think it's a stylistic choice that maddies music is not as pleasant as gabbies but ultimately that's just annoying for the viewer.
>>78184455She gets it.
>>78192649
>>78192686https://vocaroo.com/1m0UXRzADrPU
>>78195728WAIT, DON'T INTERFERE WITH THE TIMELINE MARTY
>>78095546holy shit, whats the artists name?
bunny
So, after the Angel's Here thing is done, do we know when the actual next season is supposed to happen?
/holy/ is back? What the heaven!!!?
>>78202003La Creatura, mi corazón
>>78200338Nope>>78200432Yup
>>78200338did you guys see the banner changed lol
>>78205308lmao nice. They really leaning into maddy breaking free.
POV in the middle of your date Gabby asks for some help washing up in the bathroom but she doesnt seem to have any trouble so you have no idea why you're here
>wet the bed againDamn, it's hard being an Angel Hare enjoyer
>>78210341Jonah knows how to treat a lady.
>>78211918Jonah has never had sex in his life
>>78212520Nah, Jonah makes love.
>>78213802To his hand or Gabby Plush
your angel's here QNA episode just came out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4aL0z83Ma8
>>78218244>Maddy had her own "Jonah" who she talked to when he was watching the bootleg being screen tested.>He went to jail as an adult.Ouch.
>>78218244So that guy in the prison library in episode 2 is Josh, pretty obviously. Anyone able to rip that text that flashed across the screen?
>>78218514>text that flashed across the screen?You can thank /uh/ for doing the hard work for us.>>78218506
>>78218474What do you think it was for
>>78218474Killing his aunt.
>>78205308All this display of anger and she's still as irrelevant as the day she came to be, so sad you can't help but pity her
>>78219180Considering whatever he did was probably inspired by "the angel told me to", it's lucky for him that whatever he did he didn't wind up in a mental institution.
>>78219885I'm willing to bet it's a Jonah situation, he doesn't remember talking to Maddy. I wonder if they were happy together? If Maddy really tried to be a good guardian angel for him.
>>78221054no
gm thread its 6 am somewhere
So I've been thinking recently. I know there was a few pieces here of Maddy and Marty bonding over their hatred for Gabby.But with recent episodes, I think Marty would not be fond of Maddy. Especially with her, "why was I created only to be forgotten" and "why must I always live in the shadow of this person who probably doesn't know I even exist?" outbursts.Yet I also see Marty encouraging her(albeit in his own way) to chart her own course under the banner of God.
>>78222562 (Me)Marty would confront Maddy as she defaces another depiction of Gabby> "Listen here and listen well, false angel. I have my own personal qualms with Gabriel, particularly with her fondness for humans and her unwillingness to be firm in her methods of teaching. Regardless of my criticisms, she does teach our Father's gospel & doctrine. I have yet to see you perform even a modicum of the works that she does for humans. All I have heard from you is petulant whining and spiteful drivel. I have witnessed angels with much less material to work with than you, and perform leagues beyond you. In short. Be silent and be grateful that Father is merciful enough to let you wear the visage of His children."Then Maddy would respond with>"Easy for you to say! You have a purpose because you were meant to exist! I wasn't! So tell me, what's my purpose then?! Huh!?!">"That is for you to find yourself. I cannot give you purpose, only advise you to spread His teachings as all of us angels do. What medium you use is of no concern to me."
>>78222642>>78222562The idea of Marty being a tough but secretly caring mentor is kinda sweet.He's proud to see angels succeed in spreading the good word but he's so afraid showing approval and being seen as weam.So he comes off as a hard-to-impress bastard who's upset even if the people he helped have succeeded.
>>78223656 (Me)>He's proud to see angels succeed in spreading the good word but he's so afraid showing approval and being seen as weak
>>78223656Maddy only listens to him at first because he's also non-canon, but secretly seethes because he's a fan character.
>>78226030Gabby when she finds the Plush of her with an Ona-Hole pocket in jonah's closet
>>78218244Does this mean no actual episode this week?
>>78228384 I'm guessing they're just pulling on past patterns in AH where QNA's were mixed in with the actual episodes
>>78226050Not sure why she'd be seething. She's more canon than him
Luv badger
>>78228751Because Marty is based on angel hare but has fans.
>>78229945Francis is the opposite of Jonah on the love/fuck spectrum.
