Current Location: Hidden Shell Grotto>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDBu6ceCfdE>Obscured by darkness and the dusty residue of a shallow cave, a piece of the beautiful sea sat in waiting to be discovered. Who would behold these ornate halls calcificated in what once was a king's ransom? >We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://pastebin.com/XMLz3hnThttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
Who's lurkin'?
What to do when you love someone but they don't love you back?
>>79107742Who doesn't love you?
>>79108406this is peak councilshit humor btw
>>79107528nice tune. real easy
Lurkers?
>>79111108
word
>>79113842>w<
Rouge raped my parents and kicked my dog
>>79111108...*ahem*Missus... "Sunflower Fairy"? You around here?
wow its porn addicts, trying to get attention with their depravity
Back to work, wagie
>Phone Sam
>>79114383>me calmly explaining you're going to eat shit>
>>79114255take your moralfagging elsewhere, newbitch.
9 fucking hours and you losers only managed 19 posts?
>>79105013
nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>79116752What did anon mean by this?
>>79116993Your dick is small and you smell like balls.
>>79117083That's not nice Mordred.
>>79117083Your dick is balls and you smell small.
>>79117115My dick is like China. It's huge and powerful and everyone hates it cause it makes theirs look tiny. But russia loves it and wants to suck it.>>79117170Your smalls n salls n balls in calls
>honks at you
30+ people starring at their monitors on a sunday evening, pretending like they aren't terminally online and have friends or whatever and do shit irl or go to parties.You shitlords don't have friends, you sit on 4chan 25/8 so post already, I'm bored.
Guess it's my thread now.Needs more dinosaurs..
>>79117482You don't have friends either, we don't care if you're bored because the thread is not about you, and you're also terminally online 24/7 because no one tolerates you irl.
>>79117703I'm important and everyone likes me. You are unimportant and your life is worthless.
>>79117482idk I just got back from the bar after watching the Giants eat shit and choke.
>>79117829Giants aren't real so you are obviously making that up. Your kitchen is not a bar either.Now do the funneh green walls while calling eric a nigger on anon and making bait games.
>>79117768You're so important than you have to be 24/7 here.
>>79117901Well obviously. Irl is not important, only 4chan is.
>>79117920Spoke like a loser
>>79117900Why would I do that
>>79117962Nice try but the losers are people who leave their house. An absolute waste of a life.>>79117981I don't know. U was never able to understand humanoids. I prefer anime grills and plushies.
Denk dran, die Mehrzahl von Bier is Kasten.Tschau mit V
>>79118013>Nice try but the losers are people who leave their house. An absolute waste of a life.Are you calling everyone here losers?
>>79118287No, they are all terminally online unless they have to wage cage.Nobody here goes outside.
>>79118343So you're calling everyone here losers. You are literally saying no one here has friends or family and should only entertaining you.
Clive Anderson who will kill Dante (the pajeet counterpart) if he gets evens
>>79118456Family holds no value unless they give you money.Being terminally online makes people chads. Going outside is a waste of time. Don't touch grass, buy a fake grass carpet.There is nothing out there. Stay inside where it's comfy and safe.Play vidya with your friends instead of wasting your life in a bar.>>79118505Eric shouldn't you be busy lubing your staircase so the fucker of a grandma finally dies to collect that sweet inheritance.
>>79118641>Family holds no value unless they give you money.Look at this loser
>>79114093>There was 'a' Sunflower Fairy standing about in a corner of the grotto, noisily chewing seeds.
>>79118641Mordred shouldn't you be busy lubing your asshole and becoming hypersexual to cope with the fact that you're 30 and you still live with your abusive mother who beats you every day?
>>79118679Anon, don't be a sheeple. You lube the staircase so that they break their neck to collect sweet inheritance. They are walking money bags. Just lube the staircase, anon.
>>79118753No anon, I'm in bed BTFOing you right now. I can't do anal stuff.
Post boipussy pls
>>79118780You live with your abusive mother and work a dead end minimum wage job that pays for so little that you can't even afford mcdonalds, no amount of "BTFOing" will change how much of a loser you are.
>No anon, I'm in bed BTFOing you right now. I can't do anal stuff.
>>79118828Oh no, anon, you are a sheeple. You have been corrupted by the media and think work is cool.Anon, working is for losers.Don't be a sheeple, lube your staircase to kill that grandma.
>>79118757I'm not mentally ill, unlike your autistic fuck ass.
POST BOIPUSSY
>>79118702>"Close enough"Boss told me to give you this pronto.
>Oh no, anon, you are a sheeple. You have been corrupted by the me- OW OW OW OWWWWWWW!!! MOMMY PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME AGAIN AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEEL MOTHER-SAMA AAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
ITT Mordred literally called everyone here losers
>he's still goingNah dude.. I quit.I got 2 grown men here seething at their monitor while I ramble about the most random bullshit and lubing staircases to kill grandmas.My fkn tummy hurts.. I've been laughing uncontrollably for the past 15minutes..I'm out, this is getting too retarded.
>>79118976ITT a kid with down syndrome and fetal alcohol syndrome calls everyone in a special ed class retarded
>>79118953おいしい!>The seeds, or the wincard? In any case, a smile was brought upon this creature's face! For that, you have her thanks.
>>79119014your tummy probably hurts because you keep shoving obscenely large objects up your asshole and you're starting to experience the effects of incontinence
Now what?
How about a game?The Coffee Cup XIII: Another Marvelous Sunday so Cafe definitely won't mess up again Edition.First 24. https://youtu.be/XftF7gA2068Relax and take your time. I'm not expecting the game to fill quickly this early.
>>79119243San>early>midnight
>>79119243Squigly
>>79119385In terms of HG's usual activity? Yes, early. For me, it's 4:30 PM.
>>79119243The Rat
>>79119454Everyone knows timezones are just a conspiracy theory. They aren't real. I see the first games at 8pm which is around 4hrs ago. Today people are just skittish.
>>79119243Bowsette
>>79119243Alpha1918
>>79119243Celes Chere
>>79119243Pulchra Fellini
>>79118883>Micah sperging at Mordred
>>79119243Clownpiece
>>79119243Ellis
>>79119243Vodka
>>79119243Monika
>>79119243Fire-Chan
>>79118883HEY FAGGOT YOU QUIT FACTION GAMES AND RIGGED FOR BURGERSHIT
>>79119243Catra
>>79119243The Deep
>>79119243Flambae
>>79119243Harley Quinn
>>79119243Izuna
Why is skynetto throwing another tantrum
>>79119243Wheel of Fortune
>>79120874Why am I supposed to hate Skynetto again?
>>79119243Ruriko
>>79119243Sakuya
>>79119243Kino
>>79121169Hates a strong word but baits games, falseflags, throws up walls of sperg text, death threats, etc. all in the name of destroying the threads like a discount joker.
>>79119243Sumireko Usami
>>79119243Eris>filler
>>79118976And I bet those nigger legionfags will continue to suck his cock under the vague idea it makes Eric upsetThey've reduced themselves to Mordred's gimps kek
>>79121499went from "KILL ALL TRANNIES AND PEDOS" to "PROTECT ALL TRANNIES AND PEDOS" in the span of mere years.
>>79121499>>79121540>Please pick a side from our council infighting >Most of the thread was Micah whining at Mordred over EricI wish you mutually assured destruction.
>>79119243Link
All runners to the starting gates. Now is the time for substitutions of needed.
>>79119243Spook man
>>79121962>The telekinetic girlWe meet again, let's get to it.
>>79121490Since you put this as filler, want me to swap in Spook man?>>79122003
>>79118883Micah...
>>79122037Yes please
>>79121499>>79121540Back to the bunker you crazy troonaloon>>79121962Hey Clarent do me a favor and ack ack ack
>>79122093Done!Now get to class! Since the new Unity Cup has come to Tracen, some music from that should be appropriate. These don't look as crisp as manual cropping, but it will do.https://youtu.be/Gdtrve-mA3Y>>79122146It STILL says gullible on the ceiling.
>>79121962IIIIIT'S...Horse time?
>>79122197OH MY TRANNY DERBY
>>79122146Why are you posting a screencap of your own ramblings?
>>79122197Same as it ever was
>Micah when the local tranny escapes from the tranny hive
>>79122197
>>79122222>N-no uMake a new ebin collage for you council masters, that way you can get more BBC aftermath pics from Johnny.
>>79122197>Anyone would, really....How did I get here?">"As always, this wretched place works in the most mysterious of ways."
>>79122197Wha- what did I even do?!
>>79122197Those burgers must have a complex flavor!Meanwhile plenty of training is going on. It's good to see you're all focused.Mostly training, anyway. Some of you are breaking a few rules to get ahead. Just don't get caught.>>79122245Fortune was not on your side this time, sadly.
>>79122282Kitchen gun?
>>79122271Why are you reminding everyone of that time that you were samefagging for several hours complaining about your samefag? Did you ever make your collage?
>>79122282>This lasts all of about four seconds before Leviathan gets wise to the innuendo and practically drags Squigly away, inasmuch as she confusedly protests.>"Hmph...the indecency..."We didn't even start yet, Lev! It might not be like that!
>>79121490>>79122093Thank you
>>79122348>le failed attempts at no uing>each time this gets brought up you malfunction and try to memoryhole thishttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78755173/#q78759745Don't think I forgot your ban, burgershitty>Look at the tranny, look! Crying, pearl clutching about his idol trooning out. You're a hypocritical little dog who'll throw his own principles and tranny buddies under the bus, but the second Eric snaps his fingers you change and yap away, proving you're just another loyal lapdog for the very council you pretended to hate.The only thing archiving is your descent into a self parody. You're in the council. Now go tie the noose and ack ack ack
>>79122282Most of you almost made it through the day. Almost. Time to scrub the pool. Again.Meanwhile Vodka knows better than to trust Tachyon. Not surprising.Poor Sakuya. I wonder if your forehead really is big enough for that.>>79122330Stubborn grease stains on your stove? BANG BANG! The Kitchen Gun!https://youtu.be/6-7NDP8V-6A
>>79122401This would not have happened if the pool were filled with beer
>>79122401>We will find out if Pulchra is a willing participant by the end of turn one as Squigly draws an X right in the center of the "gameboard."Annnd...there!>"Excellent move, Milady! You've already got her in the ropes!"
>>79121962I like horses.>>79122197I'mma horse...? That's cool! I can run fast now!>>79122282Hey! Girly! Check it! No hands! Ma n' Keith are gonna find this trick cool!>>79122401Man, I'm just sayin' this ain't a place for young kids, them' horses are gonna step on ya.
>>79122446I like dinosaurs.
>>79122282I, uh- don't tell anyone about this!>>79122401He's a hero, he can handle it.
>>79122401Fire-chan avenges Kino's untimely demise.Meanwhile my triple crown champion is forced into cannibalism. I bet she finished her meal first at least.Don't be too impressed, Ellis. I bet he just tossed some random ingredients into a pan and jumbled them around.>>79122472I like coffee.>>79122483I'm telling everyone.>>79122434It would have, but maybe you wouldn't have felt your flesh turning into soup.
>>79122508>You could've at least let her finish the tic-tac-toe game, man. Enjoy your prion disease from rotten flesh, at least.
>>79122508AAaAAAA!
>>79122508
There is blacked and bleached but what is the one for asians? Does a word exist for them?
Anyway, who's lurkin'?
>>79122508Doors are a different game show
>>79122554Riced.
>>79122554RICED
>>79122554Yellowed doesn't have the same kind of ring, so, gooked?
>>79122508Studies and debates, but not too much else.Vodka decides to rev her way to victory with a little homicide.>>79122527Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease is no laughing matter.
>>79122554>>79122597>>79122598>>79122601Very organic
>>79122612>ask question>get answers
>>79122602>Have you considered it's pretty funny as a dead man's switch in the midst of a cannibalism feeding frenzy?
>>79122554CHINKEDDINKED
>>79122602>So hungry, I could eat an octorok!
>>79122602Yeehaw. Two trainees, two bullets. Two more notches on Taiki Shuttle's revolver. And yes, she does have spurs that jingle jangle jingle.Meanwhile poor Sakuya meets a much more contemporary end.>>79122651That event must have just been another tuesday for you.
>>79122678Meanwhile.
>>79122565
>>79122678
>>79122197Whoa->Clownpiece-It suuuuure-looks tiring down theeeeere!>Clownpiece, realized she could fly, dispensing with any sense of fair play as she glided across the field.>>79122282Tsk, I'm the clown but sheeeee's-got-the ruby red!
>>79122678>Raul Julia eat your heart out.
>>79122711
>>79122678Flambae is NOT cheesed to meet this particular rat.Meanwhile, two more trainees are taken down by their seniors.>>79122704I know. English can be challenging, can't it?>>79122711Hello Ingrid. It's nice to see you.
>>79122401>Something in this water was funny->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWoDIbAvZIY>And now, doubly-so!
>>79122753Meanwhile.
>>79122472Dino's are kinda cool. But nuthin' beats a horse. Man I wish I had a horse right now, ridin' that majestic creature with the wind flowin' through my hair... Sounds Awesome!>>79122508Hey, I'm easy goin' guy. Any kinda food is welcome to Ellis!This reminds me of this one time with Keith we tried deep fryin' a turkey! I'm still wonderin' how them doctors treated Keith to this day, ever seen third-degree burns atop other burns? That was WILD to see!>>79122602Uhhh.... The SPOOKY guy did it!>[Ellis flees.]>>79122678Alright girls, I'll lift the both of ya up! I got the strength to do ir! Letsgo!Letsgo!Letsgo! The people want a show from us for the horses!
>>79122730Would there be any point attempting to tell you just how much I hate this >>79122718, Alpha?
>>79122390>Failedhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78533358/#q78536603Can't put the genie back into the bottle, Dickey. Next time, don't post when drunk or high off your anti-depression meds or whatever trannies do to stave off the ack-thoughts
>>79122678>>79122753Again, what'd I do!?
>>79122753And you, Manhattan Cafe!
>>79122753Lunch time! Link goes HYAH! His bomb goes BOOM! To great effect!Meanwhile Spook Man didn't learn to fly in time before his meeting with the ground.>>79122769Yes, that's right. You can do it, anon. I believe in you.>>79122756That soup must have tasted funny as well.>>79122790You know what you did.
>>79122602
>>79122777Not a fan of guro?
>>79122822
>>79122783excuse me. he is not the real orcfag
>>79122822WNS! Link, Ellis or Catra? Who will cross the finish line?
>>79122822T-That ain't true! I had a Mama, and Pa
>>79122730
>>79122822Hey tranny didn't you rig your games?
>>79122822>https://youtu.be/QK6TDylzKX4>>79122858>Bets on Link'
>>79122822And the winner is!https://youtu.be/StvcDAHF7uo>>79122882How about you rig yourself up some bitches?
>>79122822Betting on Li–>>79122909Almost bet in time.
>>79122830For the most part I manage to treat it with indifference but every so often something will fetch up that really manages to bother me.
I want to getRICED NYELLOWED NCHINKED NDINKED
>>79122909Congratulations LINK! You're the winner of Coffee Cup XIII!You can choose an umamusume to feature on your win card or a cup of coffee.
I don't understand how the guy who fought against accusations of being in the samcil or council and later turned out to be an outspoken anti-council critic would somehow now actually be an Eric orbiter ackshually. Is this just Dickey trying to convert his enemies like burgerfag and wololo the ones he knows aren't around anymore to tell him he's a cuck?
>>79122927>>79122868are you two related?
>>79122939The placements. Thank you all for running this race!And no mistakes from the host this time. Mood up. Great!
>>79122939>>79122972Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>79122909I already rigged your mom, you fraud.
>>79122972Meanwhile..Gg frens
>>79122939>>79122972>Gratsthanks!
>>79122939>Thanks for hosting, well done Link
>>79122951That's a good take for you to scream in the bunker again.
>>79122909AW YOU DIRTY LITTLE SHI->[Trips]SHIIIIITE!!!!>[Tumbling on a dirty path. Ellis dies from fall damage.]
>>79122951It's spicnetto trying to cannibalize other shitposters than himself out of his autistic obsession with being "the only one"
>>79122961Both are on Team Eternal Silver
>>79122972
>>79122972https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79081339/#Rigger...
>>79122939>>79122972And the hero wins in the end. Thanks & all that.
>>79122988>>79122998>>79123008>>79123040>>79123077You're all very welcome.>>79123023>source engine gib sound>>79122979That's it, anon. Let it all out. The tears are just the weakness leaving the body, no?>>79123042I screencapped the placements thinking they were the reaping because I'm a dork. The only real victim here was the dragonmaid because her win was 100% legit. Now shush.
>>79122961We are not.>>79123025I'd like to host a Murder Games but have no idea where to find the necessary apparatus for it.
>>79122939>>79122972Cheatin' lil' bastard! He CHEATED! Send him to the office or somethin'!Much obliged for something!>>79123089(Accurate.)
>>79122777Filter the image then, /b/tard.
>>79122972Gratz Link! :)Thanks for hostin Cafe! :)
>>79123103https://birdietalk-productions.fandom.com/wiki/Murder_Games_Simulator
>>79123113>>79123133You as well. You're welcome.Thankfully now that I figured out the autocropper, I shouldn't have any more mishaps.
Thanks
>>79123201You're welcome, but please put those away before someone loses an eye.
>>79122678Excellent job Link. Thanks for putting on this show for us Ms. Cafe
>>79123221You're welcome as well. Sorry you got eaten, Triple Crown Troublemaker.
>>79123103https://orteil.dashnet.org/murdergames/It doesn't work with 4chan image links though unless you do some minor inspect element work.I usually have to go to <head> and edit html. Then I add this line.<meta name="referrer" content="no-referrer"></meta>I'm probably relaying this information poorly. I'm not good at computers, someone else showed me how. Maybe there are other ways to make links work.
EY HOLMES I HATE THE COUNCIL MORE THAN YOU ESE DONT INSULT THE COUNCIL CABRON ONLY I GET TO HOLMES ONLY I AM A REAL SHITPOSTER HOLMES
>>79122972>Thaaaaank-you!
>>79123245There's just no justice sometimes.
>>79120340
>>79123260You're welcome as well.>>79123331You have to save some victories for the other runners. You're turning into the Coffee Cup's very own Symboli Rudolf.
>>79123168, >>79123249Thanks both of you for these links; I would never have guessed birdietalk was even *up* any more.
>>79123411Best of luck.
Is Ingrid gonna do it?
>>79122939Ayy nice. Thanks for hosting!I'll take the coffee cuz idk anything bout the horseys.
Eh.
>>79124073I like the coffee horsie. She is amazing. You can give her a lick, she tastes just like coffee beans.
>>79124073Not even Epona? If that's your choice, I'll have the coffee card to you as soon as I make it.
>>79123382It wouldnt be in the spirit of the races if I gave up my lead now, right? Who ever heard of a horse letting off of the gas right before the finish line?
>>79124261A fair point, just be careful not to burn out your engines.https://youtu.be/jFs2r4UrRYk>>79124149>amazingThe word you're looking for is 'umazing".
>>>/b/942339875b gaem
>>79124150If Epona is an option, I'll take that. I'm not picky tho.
>>79107528>As the excitement of the races faded, at least one set of eyes would be focused on the state of this piece of estate, meticulously dusting and polishing each individual shell on the premise, instinctively compensating for their advanced age.Oh my, weren't these living creatures? A sea graveyard sounds like something the Mistress might like. >She can enjoy the bounty of the waves without worrying about the waters!
why is mordred exclusively attracted to women that look like little girls
>>79124489I was hoping you'd say that. You've got it.
>>79124374Can you umazing horse show me where the coffee is made? Sweet coffee, mmm sweet coffee.
>>79124504Because he's a pedophile.
>>79124524You can have a Stroopwafel with your coffee. That's sweet enough.
Poor chilchuck.. his games always seem to take forever to fill.Wonder why..
>>79124602I don't like waffel stuff.
>>79124374don't tug at my heartstrings like that- RUN LITTLE TWIN TURBO RUN GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOUVE GOT GO GO GO GO!
>>79125214Me.
>>79125214This guy>>79125246
>>79125214These guys>>79125246>>79125307
Boring
>While I multi-task trying to scribble things together->>79125214>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v43vGQfoW4s>Standing by for any incomplete interactions from earlier in this year. Or the last!
>>79125468>pets
>>79125526>sharts
>>79125542You need Tums.
>>79125542Saber...
>>79125554You need milk of magneto.
>>79125468>(Up for another old project or two?)
>>79125611Bocchi...
>>79125792DONKEY!
>>79125861>pats donkeh
