Location: Atlantic City, NJ some Casino>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://pastebin.com/XMLz3hnT https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
How about this casino?
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>>791493848.
>>79149503But are you looking at Peepers?
>>79149521Peepers is cute, so yes.
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>>79149691
ok but why namefag
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>>79149691Mordred...
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>>79149706
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>>79150034I surrender, feline. Thanks for the match. You are quite the powerful creature.
mordred has been gone for an entire day, this is so obviously mordred in disguise. He even has the fancy trip like mordred.
>>79150889Does it matter? They arent being a degenerate or blogpostng. They are in character so why are you upset? This is what you wanted right?
>>79150944>They arent being a degenerate or blogpostng
>>79150944>YOU WILL PAY FOR BLOGPOSTING OR BEING DEGENERATE OUTSIDE OF THE COUNCIL ONLY JOHNNY CAN DO THAT
>>79150944>They aren't being a degenerate or blogpostingKek.
>>79151001johnny's only been a degenerate and blogposted inside the council since 2024
>hg """detectives"""
>>79151068>>79151068>as they leak their troonism kill yourselves
>>79151094Are you not entertained by the infighting of the peasantry? I admit it's less elegant than a battle between two warriors but it manages to lighten the mood.
>>79151094I know right? They should honestly leave this work to the real detectives.
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>>79151102 (The Godmodlympics)H M P H . . . >Elfilis pulls its lance free of the wormhole at its feet, which closed then.>The five gigantified duplicates are still there.>...>WHY are they still- wait, they're glowing green now.HM HM HM HM...>Aw come o->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MNjoeRQ0M>The gigantified lances exploded, blowing the Sperms back. It was hot and hard, but no more than a daze. And here came Elfilis now, darting towards the original copy taunting it faster than sound.GRH-!>YEOWCH! A violent kick to the chin to that copy, before Elfilis stabbed it right through the chest! Cutting Sperm was no big deal, but impalement was a lot different, and actually PAINFUL by compare!>Fecto Elfilis grabbed the impaled copy by the head.CO... LLLLLECT... IVE... YES? EACH FEELS... ONE DIE. YES...? FEELS... THE PAIN OF LOSING ONE OF 'YOU' DOESN'T... IT?>Crrrrrush! Sadistically enjoying a moment to itself squishing that copy's head while smugly eying the others. Elfilis didn't notice the gold beneath the soot yet.HAHA.. GO ON. STOP ME. HAHAHA! GO ON. STOP ME. STOP ME. WEAKLING.>Is it time for the whirlwind at last...?
>>79151302I don't like seeing people waste time and effort on pointless things when they could be improving themselves. I wish they understood that jeers coming from the stands can't change the outcome of a race. Or anything else. Even Rice Shower continued to run despite getting booed for "stealing" the tenno sho from Mejiro McQueen.>>79151348They really should.>>79151378I really don't think Tachyon would do that. Or wear those odd spats.
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>>79151302>>79151431OH MY TRANSEXUALISMS
>>79151431Clarent, keep denying it all you want. You know who Azula is from ERP.
>>79151431I mean if I really wanted to, I could solve that case with ease...
>>79151348the only thing you detect are cocks to suck
>>79151431Lovely thought but I can't say I share it. I was never one to truly care about betterment of others. All I need is power and loyalty.If they fail their service under me they are turned to ash and replaced. We repeat that cycle until we find someone worthy of taking my orders.
>>79151516Alright I'll admit, that was a good one, well played.
>>79151484I don't know. I've never been there. Just like you know I'm not Clarent. Continuing to call me that isn't going to bait me into revealing who I really am, so you can save yourself valuable captcha typing time from now on.>>79151500I'm sure you could. You seem pretty sharp.>>79151537That's a cold blooded philosophy.
>>79151600I'm trying to rule a nation, not babysit imbeciles.
>>79151727We've no shortage of those here, so you've got your work cut out for you.
>>79151600You know what, fuck it! Detective Chihiro Fujisaki is on the case!To the people who believe Azula and Mordred are one in the same, please consider the following. While it is true that Azula has a tripcode just like Mordred, it is also important to note that Azula has had that tripcode in every one of their posts in both this thread and the last.This means that Azula CANNOT be Mordred as Mordred would have switched to anonymous in order to work.
>>79151373>>79151127In any case, you can't run away now, Machu. The Gundam’s curse is a heavier burden than you think.>H-huh?When a man strays from the right path, a kind person needs the courage to raise their fist and correct him.>The Tornado takes several short, un-powered hops backwards to make space itself while holding it's general pose. She breaths in over the lines to clearly state something, and then hesitates, like she forgot what she was going to say, having entirely dropped the serious tone of her previous lines....How far are we supposed to back up again? You guys really suck at explaining this stuff!
Why did Eric forgive Clarent so easily?
>>79151811Quick, name 5!
>>79151818Well done. You certainly knew far more about the case than I did.>>79151835Ah... Sakura Bakushin O, Tachyon, Anon... Jackie Chan... Jackie Chan again.
>>79151811If only one of them was able to cook, I'm starving. Don't even think about feeding me military rations again.
>>79151875I always gotta do a lot of research for these cases. If I didn't then I'd be a really shitty detective.
nice place
>>79151373 (Clan time)>Her apparent opponent remained in something more low-profile. Though obviously it's harder to have much of a stance in something less humanoid.May you be more honorable and better than the riff-raff we've fought before.>>79151824It is the most honorable and worthy path Freebrith!>What even is that? But, since she's been nice to entertain his whims so far he would carefully point one of his big arm cannons to a spot only a little bit behind her.The spot my right arm is pointing is where you will stop. >They seem to be sticking more towards the open parts of this place instead of the likely many various buildings. The two clan mechs participating are also not really sticking together that much.While I wait...>Wordlessly he switches his coms. Engage Enhanced Imaging. >Suddenly, both of you feel something off. As if your shinny animated mechs have become early-90s cgi. And not movie quality either.
>>79152038Solve the case of why I'm going to kick your ass.
Gock?
>>79151412(I'mma hit you with a 4/4 post soon enough. And you will like it! Here comes a "nay thee!")>[They did it! They rode Elfilis's golden rod! (Pause). Getting close enough to launch a counter sneak attack! Wait they didn't go back to him! And are glowing?! "GONNA BLO-https://youtu.be/uv8JxoSq6ws?si=YKARZbWRTkF2b-XB>[Five spearhead did infact blow. Blasting the copies away. The original sperm he froze. "Shit...! This stuffed toy...!" Is a lot smarter than what sperm gives it credit for. For that moment, Elfilis follows up with a dive kick. Aim is true, a perfect hit to the face, and ends the combo with a stab! Pinning the sperm copy to the ground!]AAAIIIEEE!!>[ *Insert KNEELjita here* Adding more insult to injury, grabbing the head of the original sperm. Applying crushing grip.]>[Meanwhile.]We can't beat this guy......... We have to do it! Merge!>[A Merge. Perhaps Elfilis can feel it. A 43 trillion minds. Just vanishing in a blink of eye and a brief golden flash.]https://files.catbox.moe/t6a29p.png1/2
>>79152084Z'gok?
>>79152129>>79151412>[Within an fraction of a frame. Reaching hitscan in terms of speed. A fist, much larger than the original sperm copy, and colored a glittery gold. Clashing right into Elfilis's barrier. Whether or not the stuffed animal's psychic barrier withstands the hit. I'll leave for you to decide.]>[If not: the sheer impact from the fist held enough force to send Elfilis skidding meters away!]>[If so: Cue a slow motion sequence of an extreme close up of a golden fist slowly colliding with Elfilis face. Then sending it flying meters away!]2/2
Still around, Sakuya? Your win card is ready.
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>>79149384ᴺᵒˢᵗᵃˡᵍᶦᶜˀ ᵂʰ-ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ-What are you...>Machu felt a strain on her mind for no longer than a couple seconds. The prevailing front of shock that lingered soon followed with solemn reluctance. These harsh emotions were clearly in relation to the words uttered by her MAV. A curse that swallowed both MS and its pilot thanks to its propensity for wars. Could they avoid it?Look alive, gQuuuuuuX.>>79152054Got it. I hope my MAV isn't being too unruly...>The redhead noticed the imaging before the direction of cannons. There was something she couldn't quite put her finger on.Claire, stay sharp! Something feels familiar!T-This is...>TWO sources of neural mapping and imaging? Say it ain't so. The gQuuuuuuX worked to draw off her psychic waves to thoroughly map out the terrain as well as the mechs involved, including the background riff-raff keeping watch. In much better quality.
>>79152394>>79151824>For you! Silly me! I say a 6 though on the catometer.
>>79152224Hi hi!!
>>79152426Here you go. Umazon delivery. Congrats once again on a well ran race!
>>79152440Do you use the entry image from the sim itself for your wincards and that's why they always turn out blurry? Because you could just save them from the thread itself, you know.
>>79152469I crop the image from the default card. I guess I could start doing that instead.. I kind of wanted a piece of the original win card on it for symbolic reasons though.
I like the house. They cool.
>>79152503You can do that by making one of the text colorsbrown
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>>79152180>That poor original copy. Nothing left but hamburger in an epic reference I know for a fact someone else in this thread will go ayyy when they see it.>Elfilis flicked its hand to get the Sperm muck off as its luminous eyes followed hence to. . . >What are they doing over there.Mmmm... MMMERGING?>Elfilis tilts its head, amused! The alien squinted smugly, raising a hand to its chest as it garbled out the closest thing to cackling in its distorted psychic wavelengths.HRHRHM RHRHAHAHA... MERGE, DON'T MERGE. WHAT DIFFERENCE MAKES IT? BILLIONS OF YOU... TRILLIONS OF YOU... THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM WILL CONSUME...>Elfilis closes its eyes and clenches a fist.CONSUME. METABOLIZE. DIGEST. ABSORB. EVERY LAST ONE OF 'YOU'!>Make sure you never ever do what Elfilis is doing in public and proclaiming you will eat every bit of something calling itself sperm. Just don't.EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR SOULS WILL BE SNUFFED BY FECTO ELF-...E-EH...?!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaY9wT6k7fE>A trail of dust rises as high as a skyscraper. From the sheer force of how hard the big fist sends Elfilis flying across the cosmic terrain, cutting a swath through the rock and dust, coming to the halt in one of the massive star-shaped craters to the release of another thundering clap of shock.>What we have here... is awe. Awe from the alien lying on its back in the dust. Shock and awe reverberating through its body and mind as it trembles trying to stand on its feet and crawls down on all fours, looking up at the golden light rising over its own cosmic sky.W . . . W . . . W H . . . A T . . . ? !>And then its body slimed, dripping literally from damage to its genome.U... GRGHHH...! . . . H . . . H O W D I D Y O U . . . ?!>Fecto Elfilis uses the lance to stand up, still unable to accept what just happened. And it seethes!>Try another attack? Or taunt and rub it in more in true Sperm fashion?>Impact Event: In 1 turn.>Sol: In 3 turns.>Fermi Paradox Answer: In 5 turns.
>>79152595House, smash his nutsack >>79152609
>>79152651jokes on you i headcanon femfilis, what now buster?>>79152180also i randomly thought about opening a wormhole and throwing Magolor at you as an attack because it'd be funny + ratio + fuck that egg should i still do it lol
>>79152394>>79152054Oh, thanks.>She actually steps where directed.Bwahaha!>You fool, her games use pre-rendered graphics! Do you WANT her machine to turn in to a gremlin half it's normal size with stunted proportions and just as much raw enthusiasm?>In any case, the Tornado reaches to it's back and grabs a rifle-like weapon from it to signal her own readiness. It's a shame she's the only person who recognizes that model, right?
>>79152609>[It was a crit hit! Catching the AYYLMAO off guard.]>[He recovers from the hit, standing right before him. Not Black sperm but rather, ARYAN- I mean GOLDEN SPERM IS BORN WITH BLAST! Standing there aura farming with his arms crossed, and golden light shining through the dark cosmic realm.]https://files.catbox.moe/isg474.pngHmph.>[He sounded disappointed, watching the Alien liquidify as his means to recover from the hit. Using the lance to aid in standing up? Golden Sperm takes one step forward, his second step: leads to Golden-S breaking out into a dash, blink and you'll miss him. Going for another straight jab aiming for your face Elfilis!]>>79152720(Dew it. We gotta make power scalers seeth. I'm going into this with with the full expectation of Sperm dying in the end, so go wild. Gonna ask Spear-Kid? And/Or Lightning/Fire-Tiger? Anthropology Fox? Or Rape face Fox?)>>79152651>>79152720https://youtu.be/Hdxp9bEj5y8?si=-mCKlgXI77Le8uvO
>>79152720Hygiene Drug.
>>79152394>Let's see the obvious. There's a few different small and larger scale buildings around. The apparent 'circle' of other mechs are a few buildings deep of that and perched on top of them like waiting birds of prey.>On her foes side she can sense a few things. The obvious details of guns for one but they're not quite anything she's seen before really. They are real though, and the right cannon on Malthus' mech just looks really familiar.>For the one that seems focused on her, Eyrie's mech has a set of two guns on the right and one small cannon on the left . There does seem to be an awful lot of room on the torso though.>Either way there does seem to be more cameras and sensors on both those machines too than what's likely normal. >>79152394>>79152821Now before we start I will give one last warning.>All systems online. Jumpjets ready. Senors are firing up, along with the suite of ECM countermeasures. The latter's actual effect may vary in usefulness though given that one particle.If you go beyond the circle of Equals, you will quit the battle. Now then. The Trial of Possession starts now!>With that said he begins first, as both his gun arms light up!>From the left first comes a powerful blast from a shell. Larger at least than the normal putter-patter of the old Zaku machine gun. The other is something more familiar as an powerful energy blast is let loose in rapid succession. Well learned observation and sensors indicate an powerful beam-rifle type attack. But lacking in minosky radiation.>The other one, seems to be waiting for the right move of the redhead. Guns trained.
>>79153032>My man telling me who has waited forever since that fateful day we killed the touhou franchise together with our basedness for Sperm to go Gold that he's waving the DEATH FLAG over Spermie like bro????!!! It ain't the year of death anymore... i-is it?!?!. . . !>Elfilis...>...took a step back! Unbelievably! That jab connects, and the alien hissed, slime slung about from decohered, damaged biomass. Elfilis was stunned again, but this time both eyes locked onto Sperm's picturesque face and the ears flapped.>A rush of speed, it moves behind him, hands raised to the air to absorb zero point from the vacuum and heal up its melting biomass with energy.C U R S E S . . .!>Now it's pissed off!YOU... YOUUUUU...! HOW DARE... YOU... MAR MY PERFECTION...?! Y-... YOU INFERIOR, LESS EVOLVED MAGGOT...!>Elfilis' lance suddenly shrunk into its palm and it wrapped itself with the full earspan, body glowing bright as the cosmic terrain around throbbed with that sizzle that preceded the wormholes!SO YOU HAVE GAINED POWER... YOU AREN'T PATHETIC AFTER ALL... BUT... YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE THE ULTIMATE LIFEFOOOOORM!!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k4GG2EubBY>The creature raised both hands, brimming with psychic power, and the sky warped into a phantasm of rippling colors!>Portal after portal, they opened in the sky, they opened around, letting loose their volleys, meteorites thrown as slugs, and even enormous asteroids the size of hills being fired as ejecta.>The most damning one loomed above, an asteroid the size of... downtown Manhattan! GOOD LOORD!NNNNRRAAAGGHHEAGH! I ALONE... AM THE STRONGEST!!!>But... THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO SPIT AT BUT NEITHER IS GOLD, HUH?!>>79153072i don't get it... redpill me on house lore what's this gonna do
>>79153394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-Z6_yfZoEHygiene Drug will kill you.
>>79153442ok i laughed that was funnymouse bites... but Elfilis is already a space rodent, you monster you're going to make it eat itself alive... again!
>>79153442This vexes me.
>>79153394>[MUGEN LOOKING ASS PICTURE. epic. King still solos both of them. I can tell the Golden Sperm sprite work is using MVC1 Venom as a base.]>>[Orochi got into a rather evenly matched fight with Carnage, while Cletus was in his celestial/god-killing form, The King in Red. Carnage then blitzed Gyoro-Gyoro because that was a one-sided bully fight. It's been the death year, and The Furby dragged Sperm into space; he'll be stuck up here even if Sperm wins.]>[One more hit connects! The seethe from the Furby puts a smirk on Golden Sperm's pale face.]Perfect? Impossible! So easy to rage just from a ""weak"" punch? And the others thought I had an ego."We kinda do!">[Turns out some copies of Black-Sperm remain. Gold gave this lone copy a side glance. "LOOK OUT!" Hard to miss the entire sky ripping open and changing color. Trippy mode activated! The sky is falling! Literally, in this case. Golden can tank, by the way, maybe not a meteorite the size of Manhattan. Yet, he still needs the lesser black copies.]>[Rather than showing off his incredible durability, Golden Sperm sprints towards the lesser copy. Grabbing him by the antenna, side-stepping meteor after meteor! Yet for that hill sized rock, quick squat down, super jumping towards it and delivering an earth shattering fist towards those particularly asteroids. While the lesser Black Sperm held onto Golden's antenna.]>[Yet for the super-massive asteroids, the moment Golden Sperm touched the ground, he jumped back into air. Crossing his arms, forming an 'X', he avoided the immediate impact, but the shockwave produced from meteorite impact, Golden's best bet was to shield himself and TANK the AoE splash damage!]>KKKWWW
>MUGENDark Donald sweeps.
>>79153550Also gonna call it a night. Still wanting an opinion on who to pick up next. Hopefully [B]enom will be present for it to get REALLY autistic fitefagging. Have a good one, my dude. >>79153931Nah, Omega Tom Hanks.
Got my next ava that's going to pizz off you white nationalist turds. That's all that matters.
>>79153954>>79153550
>>79153984This guy solos Goku.>>79153805Accurate.>>79153961Do not anger the Ayran Sperm.Now I die.
>>79154016Suck my black balls.https://youtu.be/UxvteLnrVzc?si=rXkEu8NnzuNVLokj
I'm the biggest Super Mario fan. No one is a bigger Super Mario fan than me. You wish you were.
>>79154041Dooce...
Giant white girl ass
>>79153931until dark sanders shows up>>79153954i went out cold there a second myself oofnext time and then shit really hits the fangn gn gn gn>>79153961this reminds me of that time everyone was posting that gay ass meme where he's pointing at a board with a ruler or something and the deconstruction is basically "NO NOT LIKE THINGS CUZ DON'T" and /v/ actually thought that was something profound>>79153984dark matter sleeper agent
>>79154089Bitch please
>>79154089I know when it's him. It's him.
>>79154253No one cares about you.
J , if it's you, post your 5th WC
>>79154299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwjrVduGzI
>>79154329I've heard wearse. Not much though.
>wearse
>>79154369I think he might be a little horse.
>>79154382tooo easy. https://youtu.be/lbnoG2dsUk0?si=_nvTGcFc1T0vB_Hv
>>79154322
>>79154322>>791544925th. Not 1005th
>>79154520I'm not your monkey, bitch.
>>79154536That's because you're Dooce the Frenchie Kiddie.
>Dickey starts thinking about his ex-bull
>>79154540Oh I'M frenchie.
>Dooce starts thinking about his 7th wheel
>>79154492post your last card
he can't because he's not jc.
>>79154570
What retard writes "1,000" as "10.00?"
>>79154589probablly the most prolific host hg ever had.https://youtu.be/N6O2ncUKvlg?si=KVsjhEno9S4Qlt7P
I wish Nut the best. The rest of you are garbage. I'm sorry, https://youtu.be/PCsGRCf8T9Y?si=WI33vUQ_FX8XflWs
Put down the gin.
>>79154654he drinks whiskey
the council is shitting their collective pants.
Why are you thinking about scat?
>>79154752If that's you're thing. https://youtu.be/PCsGRCf8T9Y?si=WI33vUQ_FX8XflWs
oh my anon switching...
We really doing fkn fake jc again?..
>>79154782Anon i'm down like the econonmy.
>>79154811>fakeIf only.
>>79154811Afraind of some competition?
>>79154832Oh please.. if he's real he's even more fucking pathetic. I bullied him out with the "who cares" meme.. that's fkn pathetic.>>79154836.. read above.
https://youtu.be/uGi-q0irHlE?si=d3_7Tb5dvny6Xds8
Bro, some dumb bitch thin she'd talk to me. Ha. Anyway. https://youtu.be/SgM3r8xKfGE?si=Z0R2dfux1EgScp7-
>she
>>79154882say where dum dum
Literally two posts up.
>Dickey going crazy about his bull summoned his cuck god
>nigger musicNext he's gonna ask us to play basketball.
>>79154935Woah...
DOOCE DOOCE IS BACK I KNOW HE IS
I like the thought of anon trying to rile up others by playing loser jesus.. yet all he achieves is shame someone who's long death.. just disgracing his rotting corpse.
ya'll need fatfurs.
Dicklord is going to ask you to bend the knee to Israel. This is Nashville. fuck off.https://youtu.be/pCwLsXZnFl4?si=HuMEvHR7ksD4jZuI
We screwed up.I'm with JC
>>79154980
Sak and the third reiich are hiding. Big shock.
>>79150014All ways been a bitch>>79151500Still a bitch
>>79152440That's adorable!!! Thank you!
>>79155174Sussy baka
I wonder if this fat faggot knows that the best way to get attention is to host desu. (he doesn't because he's not a host)
>>79156431Attention can be a double edged sword. Also I'm up way too early, but at least I don't have any training today.
>>79156541what do horses do with their days off anyway?
>>79156541Thanks for the wincard!>>79156605Cute lion!
>>79156605We all have our interests and hobbies just like anyone else. I enjoy going on hikes when I get a chance.>>79156670Any time. You ran very well. I would have replied to your earlier post, but I didn't know if you'd still be here two hours after the fact.
>>79156670cutest meido!>>79156684you must know where all the good hiking trails are... Do you have a favorite?
>>79156751Mm... There are plenty of good mountain trails a short train ride from the academy. I wouldn't say I'm bad with people, but I enjoy taking time to be alone with my thoughts. Well, as alone as I can be anyway.
>>79156684Sorry I posed that I was in the thread and fell asleep immediately after that lmao.>>79156751Cutest lion!
>>79156794I could understand that. Some of my greatest schemes come from those quiet moments. Hard to focus on inner philosophy otherwise.>>79156839>hug
>>79156541
>>79156917I wouldn't sat scheming unless I'm thinking about an upcoming race. I simply enjoy my solitude and the mountain trails are peaceful places to reflect.
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>>79156947that's noble of you. wise not to ruin the scenery with vengeful thoughts i suppose.
I will never have a 3m umamusume gf. Why should I even get out of bed today?
>>79156917>Hug>>79156980Pocky kiss?
>>79156998Worrying over past wrongs is a waste of time.>>79156980That's very cute.>>79157040The big uma agenda is a crazy conspiracy theory. Stop that this instant.>>79157057It's a cute picture, but I could never do something so embarrassing.
>>79157072Awwww
>>79157040Cute.>>79157072Will I don't think it's something embarrassing, just something very very adorable and cute.
>>79157072How about medium uma?
>>79157072Ehh??? No no no, I mean you have to be thinking about future wrongs and how you can crush your enemies later. If you aren't trying to make the world a worse place for people you hate what are we even doing here.
>>79157102Me on the right.>>79157147Uhhhh where did this become HS Hunger Sex?
>>79157208/slop/ was having a sale
>>79157208
>>79157251
>>79157244I see I see.>>79157251Definitely me on the right. Who Iom the left?
>>79157128We're meant to encourage people to smile, cheer and do their best, not... that.>>79157208That's meant to be Katsuragi Ace, but I think she'd explode at the mere idea of wearing something like that.
>>79157268Explode as in anger or embarrassment? Plus can't you train umas?
>realizes umamusume are thoroughbred >meaning draft umamusume must exist Okay, have my reason to get out of bed
>>79157292Both and yes, of course we train.>>79157318Many might not realize, but not every umamusume can make the cut to be a racer. Plenty apply their talents in other fields.
>>79157337What kind of training?
>>79157268That may be -your- profession, but not everyone deserves the spectacle you're providing them. There are some mean bastards out there that need punishment, and you really only need to punish mean bastards.
>>79157350None of the kind of "training" you're probably imagining right now. Just speed, stamina and power for races. We also go to normal classes as well.>>79157383I suppose so. I try not to dwell on things like that. It's peaceful where I'm from, so I do my best not to take that for granted. Some aren't so lucky.
>>79157413some aren't. but... at least they have someone like you to look up to. someone that'll cheer for them and encourage them to do their best.
>>79157615Well if you're ever feeling down, shout "Umapyoi" really loud. It usually works. Or come and have some coffee with me. You're always welcome.
>>79157646my throat would go quite hoarse if id done that every time. pff, well not to worry. id like that very much. you might see me often now that it's getting colder out. coffee just might do the trick.
>>79157737Definitely. Plus you seem like pleasant company.
>>79157945pff. don't let me give you the wrong idea or anything
>>79157265>>79157268>>79157292>>79157337>>79157350>>79157383>>79157413>>79157615>>79157646>>79157737
>>79157413What's your favorite class?
>>79158276>hg is dead because no one interacts between games>NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!kys retarded frogposter
^ its called roleplay, if they yap and roleplay themselves as stinky fat NEETs then am totally fine with them blogposting
>>79158093Too late.>>79158330History is interesting to me. I think I'll go be lazy in bed for a little longer this morning since I have the chance. See you.>>79158508Put on your face and show us how it's done, anon. You won't though, will you?
>>79158536it doesnt have to be your face, just roleplay some NEET that basically represents you
>>79158551I know English isn't your first language, but was it that hard understanding what I said? Anyway, see you.
>>79158536Did you have Umas works war 1 and 2? And see you!
>>79158572holy aggressive tranny, got rabies?
>>79158581https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergeant_Reckless
>>79158581World wars*Stupid phone.
>>79158606Waoh
>>79158581https://youtu.be/mXBhDLBPrkU?si=QNbs6-YDZtfP2mOC
Clarent acting real snippy this morning
>>79158937
>am not a slide from a powerpoint presentation
Hans be like: Time to shitpost with some gifs I stole from the sharty before my mandatory session of getting raped by muslims for 10 hours as reparations for being a racist white chud
>>79158572Clarent time to ACK ACK ACKKK
>I ctrl+v'd 'ACK' a bunch, scared yet?
>>79159207Kekekeke Clarent, Eric and Aussa are already plotting to expose you. When they kick you out of HG for good, I will be right there with the popcorn. You deserve it you tranny horse shitter.
^
>getting raped by muslims for 10 hours as reparations for being a racist white chud
>https://youtu.be/Msiii4877fM?si=HtHXLKdIhjkN4zlY
Mordred ran off KEKEKEKEKEKETime to shitpost Clarent and falseflag as the few people to care about him SO HG CAN BE HEALED
you are going to jinx it by namedropping the tranny too much and xer will come back
> Originally, around the time of Crash 1 through 3, he was an Evil Scientist, but not insane. However, with each loss against Crash, his patience shrank and his anger grew. At the end of Crash 3, something snapped. Regardless of if you tangent off into Crash 4 or Wrath of Cortex, it's clear that he's achieved insanity. Before in his eyes, Crash was a simple failed experiment turned pest for him to manipulate and eventually eradicate. Now, Crash has become his obsession. With every failed attempt at destroying Crash once and for all, that obsession grows, and his plans for world domination grow more goofy and outlandish with time.
I love touhou so much, can we only rp touhou character from now and ditch the crappy anime characters because touhou isnt anime or *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* yeah *sigh* or something
>>79159632t. Flandre
^Molested
>>79159761I hope it was Cirno that molested me....
>I hope it was Cirno that molested me....
>>79157072But I like Big Uma
wow its porn
Imagine fnaf rp...bro....that be fire
>>79159279>>79159289Uhhhh that thing didn't appear in the first pic.
^porn addict
>>79159818Jealous?
>>79159464>falseflag as the few people to care about himBrown esl spotted yet again.
mwah mwah toy chica
>>79160018she's good at concealing it
this is a 50 year old man living on the internet obsessing over ai slop every day and night btw
>>79160646How much longer do you think you have before you're just like him?
>>79160740thirty years, which in that time he'll be dead and his rotting body discovered weeks later in his lonely flat getting chewed on by rats and i probably won't even be on the internet and instead watching television every day or whatever old people do at that point, which is more than trash cum can say
>zoomerGross
>Yeah I might be a middle aged person on the sex offender registry for public indecency who spends every day begging people for AI porn on 4chan but at least I'm not young haha g-gottem
>projecting zoomerGross
>>79159323>implying Aussa will betray the only other person autistic enough to also play something from Gundam
How does it feel knowing the only self esteem boost you get in your pathetic wasted life is the freedom of speech allowing you to try and frame it as somehow better than other people on the ass end of an imageboard, Richard? That's the biggest projection of the century you've already seen half of
>>79161369You seem upset
>soijack posting zoomerGross
itt: jobless niggers spend all day on 4chan try to morally grandstand about jobless niggers spending all day on 4chan
Stop samefagging and go see your mom you abandoned in the nursing home Richard
>>79161484Go to work sam
>>79161514Sam has a job
A job does not automatically make you better than others.
>>79161369Alright that's nice Johnny.... can I get the baby backed ribs with extra fries please
I want a big boy to shove his big dick deep into me and make me his personal onahole. I wanna be his little slut~
I love everything
>>79162458I love cute boys~And I hate gorilla niggers.
>>79162536What about Mexicans?
>>79162458I love most things.. and you are among those things
>>79162560They can fill up my womb.
Reminder that shitposters bow like muslims on a carpet to this guy and paint the trans flag on their cheeks in admiration of him because at least it's not eric!
>>79162589Do you know why the Mexican took anxiety meds?For hispanic attacks.
>Hans projecting his Islamic shit in the thread again
>>79162647That's very funny, anon.You know what hitler asked when he saw a jewish girl dig in an ashtray?"Looking for someone?"
>>79162634>>79162679>Actually it's you that are the trannies >Let's spread out asses wide to le own the thread chudsLenny...Johnny...
>>79162536I love you too, how goes your search for cute boys?>>79162568Thank you, that's kind of you Anon and I wish you a blessed day :3
>>79162679>trooning out to own peopleThe final form of bothsiding.
>Hey everyone, I know you haven't seen me for a while but I've been going through some lifestyle changes in real life. I finally took hold of my insecurities and became... Well, gay. I have a boyfriend now and I'm happy with myself. Anyways I've got to wake up for my hotel desk job in like 9 hours. Have this before I go :Phttps://files.catbox.moe/76yzx5.mp4
>We invite the BBC to the council to le own the thread>You will enjoy the pretty derby chuds
you gonna eat those twinks?
>>79162711Not well, haven't found any yet.. I only found boys that lube up their staircase to attempt to kill their fucker of a grandma to collect insurance.
excuse me. i visited the /v/ threads cirno was talking about that he found funny. it was full of uohhh posts. what did cirno mean by this?
>>79162753Of all the falserflag shitposts over the years I don't really get why this one took off as having to be "real" just because someone saved some masturbation video off of /hm/.
>>79162865Hey Johnny weren't you begging to Bucky that you wanted to fuck a child
>>79162679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ
>>79162842Tranimal...
>>79162886Why would I be Johnny pretending not to be Johnny when in your mind he's already willing to post asshole videos of himself on HG after not posting here for months and then not having posted here since?
>>79162909Aren't you the same guy that cries about DRW
Johnny...
>>79162912I'm not an animal but I'd let a horse put it in me.
>>79162909Legendary HG moment>2020-24: I hate tranny ave legion>2025: I am tranny now ave mordred, owned yet eric???
wholesome 100 counciltranny and councilspic complaining about orange man in the hugbox discord server instead of participating in HG
>le council psyopYo Micah bake a new collage for your idols
>>79163020Reminder Johnny was suspended from Reddit for getting too groomily groom with minors
>coping after saying you wanted to troon out to own people you hatelol
>>79163020excuse me. can you leak the general.
>>79162842I know firsthand what it's like living with intolerable parental figures, while I don't agree with the act I can at least understand it....Did they get lots of money...?
>>79162909KEK the absolute STATE of spicnetto
>>79163020They sound alike because both only have one friend and everyone else in the world makes fun of them and they blogpost in their one channel about their one thing all day thinking people care and they believe they are the new hitler but in reality they just wanna lube their staircase to kill their vegetable of a grandma to collect life insurance so they are losers.At least orange man likes mcdonalds.>>79163070No, the ugly grandma is still kicking.
>>79163047I distinctly remember in 2023 as soon as his reddit got leaked he was caught uploading loli porn of Anna from frozen to r/rule34 and deleted the post as soon as people found out
>>79163020YEET has background experience unclogging toilets? Yes? I need him.
>>79163115Wait I thought Eric wanting to kill his grandmother for inheritance was a meme?
>>79163284Isn't that Johnny and Lenny in the screenshot?
>>79163020Give us the full leak of the general now we already know Johnny is a kiddy fucker
>>79163115Are you trying to kill you grandma like Wile E. Coyote?Try the Acme Catapult™ next, that one always works
>>79163284If the veggie grandma doesn't die Eric can't buy more Fortnite skins.
>>79163321Who else is in there shitposting under him?
>>79162458>hugg
>>79163319No you baka, I don't play fortnite.One of my grandmas died a few months ago and my ma celebrated. Was funneh. Nobody liked her cause she was 5c worse than your dad. She died of dementia.>>79163364I've never seen any talk about shit posting I just know he runs into discord to cry every time he sees me. He takes screenshots of posts and such even from times when it's like 6am in the US so he either scans the threads or lurks all day.
any memes related to house is a forced councilshit meme
so is skynetto hiding in the council with an alt? Why is he sperging out for the second time this week?
>>79163373Cool Lioness gets cool hugs!I hope you're doing well these days friend :3>>79163448I can't honestly imagine anyone worse than my dad on a personal level as he singled me out making my own experience with him a million times worse than what the rest of the family witnessed.Considering I celebrated as well I can understand your mom's feelings and I wish her well on her recovery from all that trauma
>>79163684Not just her.. my aunt, my cousin, me, my sis.. we all celebrated that the nasty fucker was dead. Everyone hated her. My aunt said it's a shame she died from dementia cause she forgot all the horrid things she did.
>sharts
>>79163757Wow, that's a lot to have to go through.I bet you wanted to take care of your grandma too but it was just too difficult to manage at a certain point.I really feel for you, I often feel that the reason I suffered so much was so that I could understand what others who are suffering are going through.At least your grandma unwillingly forgot what she did to hurt you all though, my dad was a gaslighter who chose to forget how abusive he got when he was panicking because he was too embarrassed by his own behavior lol
>celebrating deathMost stable hg user
>>79163856No, I was dreaming of beaten her up every day and the next day she'd have forgotten cause dementia and then beat her again.>>79163880Helo Eric.
why does mordred only like women that look identical to pre-pubescent girls?
You don't have to be eric to think you're fucking insane for gloating about how your family died, psychopath, put yourself in a ward
>>79163520Provide us a leak like cuddleslut did of the general so I can see what other forced meme shit they did
>>79163942My entire family did. Ma, dad, sis, aunt, cousin, other grandma. We all celebrated and drank to her death.It took half a year for her to die and not a single one of the family ever visited her.We let her rot all alone. She died with nobody ever there.
>>79163930>>79163942>councilfags pearl clutching after they doxxed anthony and traded cp
Cool it runs in the family, you all need to be put down like the weimar freaks you are
>>79163901I had so many dreams of beating my dad to death in the most horrid ways, I just don't understand how people can be so manipulative and abusive and just mindlessly excuse their behavior.Learning to forgive him for everything he put me through was the hardest and most rewarding thing I've ever done, I wish you luck on your path to healing over this as it truly sounds nightmarish to someone like me
>>79163989Calm down Johnny you molested your sister.
>>79163986>you can't criticize horrible thing because other horrible thing everything ever is le pearl memeShut the fuck up bitch
time for a safespace group therapy session and jerk each other off
>>79164000>furry talking about hating their dadLemme guess, the unspeakable evil thing he did that scarred you for life was ask you to read a bible a single time.
