/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4286>"String Cheese" Edition--Stories--By Codanon>CODA (v.0.9.1)https://codanon.itch.io/coda-demoBy ColonVee>THE BITCHIKER https://archiveofourown.org/works/73878466By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By Kuzconaut>DOUBLE-TEAMED (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 17)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By Thesalariouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972By Doctor Cure>Forsaking Soulshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/73518691By Sheriff_42>Dimensional Penfriends (Ch. 21 & 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124By OldNewCordi>Rosettes In The Grasslands (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70198246By XYZ-Z>Tank Toyhttps://xyz-z.itch.io/tank-toyBy Anonymous>Dumb Spook Day Storyhttps://rentry.co/dumbspookdaystoryBy VirGli>Midnight Adventhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/73425066[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/YC0P6z4mKW | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79153457Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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What did (You) do that made her react this way?
I'm her big cheese.
flat/small breasted waifurs!
>>79163209SNIFFSNORF
>>79163209i luv da foc
>>79163251they look like they came straight out of transformice
>>79163246ALWAYS meddle in Cat Witch affairs.
You did exercise yesterday, right?
Rodent women DO NOT live in human men's attics or basements and DO NOT sneak into his bedroom at night to whisper into his ear about him finding rodent women attractive!
>>79163143holy shit that OP pic looks awesome, Jampalanga isnt it? I KNEEL
>>79163334Cute pink mice fingers typed this post
>>79163334That's correct, as mice don't need to rely on such clandestine methods to find love. They have cheesy puns on their side.
>>79163334Adorable little mouse hands typed this, inbetween squeaking and drinking from a tiny cup of tea/coffee.
>>79163334No one said they did. Why would you deny something like this unprompted?
>>79163246I am circumcised
>>79163329I exercised my liver, does that count?
Every so often I think about the Cleo story by Cain_3000 and want a sequel.
>>79163415I'm sorry for your loss.
>>79163246I told her that she can't use her magic for kinky fun times.
Meanwhile, on the farm...
>>79163458Tails hiking up a waifur's shirt or skirt to reveal ass is my favorite.
>>79163489dude, what the frick
>>79163273Free palestine. Israel and the united states are the greatest enemies of peace and prosperity in the middle east.
>>79163528agreed. but what are the enemies of the middle *yeast*?
>>79163489ORN your vectors on getting crossed.GET THAT INPAINTING, KING!
>>79163566Themselves.
>>79163246I told her that i want to shlorp shlorp her asshole
>>79163143Pure kino
>>79163566>>79163637i was going to make a joke with "Bacterael", but fungi do compete amongst themselves
>>79155905>flipping off the token humie boy while biting her lip from being too hornyshe's got it BAD
#WolfpackBible
>>79163143am i going crazy or does the mouse have an weird bulge in this image
>>79163921that's how fluid worksonce it acquires enough liquid, gravity pulls it down until a droplet is formed
Argonian girls that aren't named Deeja are underrated.
>>79163970>He is asleep now>And I'm going to touch his penis
>>79163968Then why does it look pinched when It would hang loose.
is homer /ourguy/ ?
>>79164003
>>79163970I wish we could get more stuff with Ocheeva and especially Shahvee.
>>79164051have you never watched condensation drip off of something
>>79164051Allow me to channel my inner Jason Hall and explain it with MS Paint.
>>79164101>>79164118Oh that explains it better, it's not fabric at all despite being similarly colored and opaque.
>>79163968that doesn't look like fluid, it looks like fabric. if the fabric ends, the liquid dripping out of it doesn't continue being the fabric's color. translucent substances take on the color of whatever you see through them. if it's meant to be liquid, it should match the fur and not the panties.
>>79163143Who drew this?
>>79164157I think it's Forbidden Morg guy.
ponponpon
>>79164151with how light bends through liquid, it is entirely possible at that angle that it would be a similar color.though if we're being completely pedantic about it, because there's no light source behind her and it's pitch black back there you wouldn't be able to see jackshit under her dress.
>>79164056
When did the cat/dog war start in the anthroverse?
>>79163258Based, flat is justice
>>79164242it's fucking hilarious when they make porn or fanart of a character and you can tell they just glued the face into a baseline bodyshape>ring in both handsdiamonds
>>79164236>>79164118imo it should be something like this, maybe with the part closest to the fabric having a slight red tint
>>79164261it was all part of a big moufflon ewe conspiracy, once hoomies discovered agriculture ratcels and moucels moved into their granaries and cats decided to install themselves in there for free food and a lot of headpats, ruining what was otherwise a perfect symbiotic relationship, dog ladies can and HAVE been used to hunt pests too, there was no need to introduce those fucking canlickers into our perfect society
>>79163258>>79164242man you could put the body proportions of any waifur and hit randomize like its a sims and no matter whatever came out i'd still think it's hot
Waifurs that don't know what :q! is
>>79163258The small and perky tits are good, but the real magic is the pelvic line being visible
my gf is a dingo
>>79164341Of course, she's C-x C-c.
>>79164401one time my teacher asked me to name an animal for each letter and when i put dingo he said that animal doesn't existstill salty to this day
>>79164052Wasn't there a weird theory or something that Marge was actually a anthropomorphic bunny or something? Honestly I think Homer would love that woman regardless of whatever form she took.
>>79164242Every waifur should have a tail embrace picture.
>>79164443Teachers will say the most ignorantly shit imaginable and refuse to admit they were wrong because they're in a position of authority over children.
You know I kinda miss those greens/stories we had where it's just a random hobby/activity but with a waifur inserted into them. Like the DDR cat one.I'd like to see a story about Anon going on nightwalks, and he starts noticing a Coyote lady who does the same thing in his neighbourhood. So he starts timing his walks at the same time of night and slowly works up the courage to start talking to her.
>>79164175I'm grateful he's never drawn something I care about
>>79164341i don't either pls explain
>>79164544Child rapist: sudo apt-get install vimTranny: pacman -S vimPajeet: winget install vim
>>79164544>that picWho's going to tell him?>>79164269Boobs just get in the way of the prize: the nips
>>79164582>Who's going to tell him?A hole is a hole. Male or female, doesn't matter, shit stinks the same way.
>>79164601Wrong thread, fag
for artists and writers, what are your opinions on remaking a piece you did? like oliver hart is doing with leaves of fall>>79164578why would someone use vim over neovim?>>79164507the hema story i was talking about last thread is like that, very slow burn. but i couldn't find on the tagged archive. it was with a snow tiger lady i think
to whoever reposts my twitter reposts: you have good taste t. good taste haver
>>79164644>why would someone use vim over neovim?Sticking to the old habits I guess, just used *the* software name for example. Vim died with Bram so I use nvim, but I use it like I would use vim. Anyone who ends up ricing nvim with Lua plugins to turn it into VS Code is a certified homo.
>>79164644her new design looks worse
Niggas just use evil-mode.
>>79164544Cute boy
>>79164644SOUL / soulless
>>79163793When I think about it, I'm not too different from a furry with a fursona, it's just that instead of a fursona I've got an anthro tulpa and she's my wife
>>79164765The difference is that you don't hate yourself for being human, wishing that you'd be something else.
>>79164644Even if I've been cataloguing the fumbles with my fics, I don't think I'd ever wholesale redo any of them necessarily. Content to learn and just move on once I'm done with them.
>>79164765tulpas were a big deal for ponyfags
>>79164582>>79164724damn my b. must have saved the pic without context and miscategorized it. probably thought the bend in the shirt was some a-cups at the time. obviously this is the fate of furbois as well but this ain't the thread for it.
>>79164813>tulpas were a big deal for ponyfags
>>79164828anon literally read my mind, my first thought was "Jackie Chan"
>>79164242The hero had to ensure his bloodline lived on before going off to get milk in the Shivering Isles for eternity.
>>79164445it wasn't a theory. it was an actual idea they had early on and the konami game even hints at it.
>>79164828>2012it hasn't been that long has it
>>79164976most of the threads I've witnessed first-hand don't even get their screencaps posted anymore
>>79164445It would've been a good twist if it was only mentioned during THoH or quick gags but it would've probably been retconned later on because of how popular the show got.Matt eventually got to do a much less interesting version with the King and his second queen from the ocean but I didn't really like how generally loveless their marriage was depicted, even if it's realistic for middle age alliance marriages to be like that.
>>79164801I wish someone would do another large furfag study because I'm curious if the 80-20 number of "I sexually identify as an anthro animal" thing is still accurate.
>>79165035r/4chan kinda ruined the whole epic for the win screenshot thing
>>79164828i'm tempted to do the tulpa thing just to disprove it because this must be some awfully high grade LARP, sounds like the kinda shit someone as depressing as me should do with their life
>>79164644>what are your opinions on remaking a piece you did?It was a mistake and a waste of my time when I did it. Learning from previous stories and moving on to new ones has been much more rewarding.
>>79163899>Rule 63'd feet streamerNo thank you
>>79164698>>79164737yeah i agree, hood design looked better, her body looked more snake-like too.>>79164808>>79165286i guess that's an emphatic "no", then
>>79165108I assume that like with every other internet subculture, almost all the genuine weirdness is gone and it's all become commodified and monetized into some kind of fashion statement or something equally shallow. The new kids are too cynical and self-aware thanks to social media so we'll never see the soulful cringe I miss so much from the 2000s again. I miss that shit so much.
>>79164582>Boobs just get in the way of the prize: the nipsBoobs get in the way to her heartbeat
>>79165261Do it and post results>>79165344You make a good point, but I have hope that things could get better. The second age of SOVL and cringe will happen someday.Have a panda.
>>79164801furfag here, most of us aren't misanthropic otherkin types. thats an overblown minority.
December is comingHave you been a good boy?https://youtu.be/MCcWGHikudA?si=YZUsOXradTzt0x2J
>>79165429>furfag hereGET HIM, GET THE FURBOI
>>79165613GET HIM OUT OF HERE DON'T GIVE HIM HIS FURSUIT
>Post apocalyptic waifurs
>>79165429All it takes is a very vocal minority to take over any organization
>>79165627CONFISCATE HIS FURSUIT! THROW HIM OUT IN THE COLD!
>>79165635Dunno if she technically counts
>>79165770can I smooch her?
Aw darn, it looks like Ava's hogging all the pillows! If oooonly there was some other soft, plush, feathery surface for (You) to rest your head on...
>>79165489Unfortunately, I do not think so, and I'm afraid I'll have to be punished by Ms. Lisa over there. I only hope the pain won't last long. :(
>>79165770I still can't believe that game got shit on and called "misery porn"
>>79165770egghead please return with more kino i beg of you
>>79165824I think I'm starting to become a bird lover
Big Wolf GF that loves you
>>79165770I hope hag Wolf is ok. maybe if we get a Bunker Game 2: Bunker Harder
>>79165635Fallout almost had a race of sapient mutated raccoons in it, I think.
>>79165770>She thought BHC was a myth! She mad!!
>>79165963what game is this?
>>79165824RA's going bird crazy again...
>>79165982It was deemed "too silly". There was actually a leftover terminal entry about it too.
>>79165831Looks like he's experiencing a very painful boner growing inside his thigh pants while having that gloves hand shoved inside his mouth. Truly a terrible punishment
>>79165982Yep, I remember that. Would be fun to see a mod with that actually.
>>79166115I know you meant F1 but I actually wouldn't mind seeing a HMOFA Fallout 4 mod that has new VAing to acknowledge it. I think you could elevenlabs most of it. Like having the Mayor call Piper a no-good vixen and the like.
>>79165326after seeing a second instance, the left (i assume original) is massively superior. the right is so heavy handed and exaggerated. left has her drooling and vaguely implying some chicanery though stating how he's alone, and the right just has a crazed expression and straight up says "do i do it? so thirsty...". the dialogue on the left is much more natural in generalwhat a massive regression in creative expression
>>79165326>>79166169It's weird to see someone technically improve but lose some semi-definable spark about their work. Honestly makes me paranoid just a tad.In this case I think it's more that he leans too far into pornographic expressions compared to more subtle, toony ones previously.
>>79166169I think they're both shit tbqhwy
>>79165326>>79166169The human in the left version always doesn't seem like a insecure weenie.
magic milkers
>>79166368her torso is just boob like where's her spine and stomach and everything else that should be there???
>>79166375her boobs are just that big
>>79166281there's a clear difference between a log of shit in a toilet and a blackout drunk taco bell "i swear to god i thought it was going to be a fart" diarrhea puddle right in the door to the 7-11
>>79165824Great tail feathers, ass, thighs. Man, this is a great piece.
>>79166368>>79166410This character would trigger panic attacks in a certain infamous place>HER BAA-ACK FUCKING MOIDS
>>79166168I could see Piper as a fox actually. And by God she would gush like a fountain being called that. And it would make more sense that she wants to uncover the Synth conspiracy because "THEY'RE STEALING ALL THE HUMAN MEN AND REPLACING THEM WITH MACHINES!"
>>79166525fox named piperdoes that warrior cats guy still post?man i miss cmt
>>79166525Kait (right name?) is a Shark girl and Curie gets put into a Bunny Synth body. One of her exchanges is her not knowing what heat is and why her body is going through it.
>>79165770>My waifur after chewing the bubblegum of pure wrath and disdain
>>79166589Kait, Cait... potato, potahto. Shark could work, but she strikes me as something more feisty, like a badger.>Curie becomes a mech buncelOh dear lord...
>>79165891Over exposure either leads to acceptance or hatred, you are in the former camp. May God help you.
Hey buddyhttps://youtu.be/3nLrkkl6mtU?si=VrUkB1unYZvl5V7c
>>79165344i miss vent art, the world would a better place if everyone regularly drew vent art.>>79166169i think it might be a case of change for the sake of change, artist wouldn't be able to justify a remake if the changes were too subtle, so they have to change things that didn't need fixing. also, probably a desire to flex their newly improved expression skills>>79166263>technically improve but lose some semi-definable sparklimitations are one of the main things that make art unique, if everyone could just perfectly will their ideas into existence, art wouldn't be nearly as interesting as it is>>79166310>doesn't seem like a insecure weenie.yeah, but i don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. him being an insecure weenie gives space for him to grow as a person. guy on the left is just too well adjusted and mature to be an interesting character by himself. of course not everyone needs a character arc, the story could be focused exclusively on the anthro's character arc.
>>79164644So long as the creator doesn't try to erase the original from existence, redrawing old works can be very helpful, if only as a progression marker.>>79165824Bird butts are the softest, fluffiest things in the world, especially chickens.>>79166375Boob is the only organ this creature requires, learn to evolve better.
I finally started properly learning to draw today, it's nice. And I will finally have that mountain lion hiker done soon, before sunrise tomorrow. Also, my PS plus subscription is running out soon, and I want to use it while I still got it. So here's my Helldivers friend code if anyone wants to join my game. #8619-5427To keep things on topic, reposting this doodle I did. Her name is Patricia, she's a Siberian husky, and a recruiter for the SEAF. Do not make fun of her flat chest, she is insecure about it, and is athletic enough that she can and will kick you in the jaw for it.>>79165824Nice drawing! Why, it's so good I think I'll save it onto my computer!
>>79166791>that's necessarily a bad thingIts a bad thing in the sense that literally every human male main character that particular artist makes is kind of a pussy. Like I haven't see a single one of his comics where the human male was in any way confident and in control.
>>79166791i draw vent art buts its too cringe and unhinged to ever post
>>79166864Oh forgot to mention in case anyone joins, I can't use my mic because the audio jack on my controller is fucked up.
>>79166864Hi Patricia>>79166889same. I used to post it but it's just not interesting
>>79166916Lol, I remember when my mic broke (it still functioned, but the plastic strap to keep it on my head was broken), which was around the height of destiny 1, so I had to use certain emotes to signal certain calls lol*Dances*"Ok shoot Crota!!"