haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79214649/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
*blows a huge fucking cloud of smoke in your face* oops haha sorry nerd
poss ive been breathing second hand smoke since i was a baby
i should stop eating so much food and stuff but im a neet and i get bored easily and i have nothing to occupy me all day because i cant focus on things so i just eat if i have food or candy
im always bored but i didnt like being fat so i stopped eating out of boredom
>WMDSSweapons of ass destruction
>>79232318filing one of these on the pbf
>>79232298how did you do that
what is it with gay men that keep their shoes on even if they take off their pants?
>>79232552NOBODY does this
>>79232354idk i just did sorry i cant help
>>79232653help me
how pbf greets u in th morning
>>79232659how
>>79232645ahem
>>79232740erm thats not a gay man
*takes you to the pool just to show off my 6 boytits*
>>79232731tell me what to eat and when to eat it and every time i try to buy and eat candy or something stop me its simple and eat dinner with me
>>79232780excuses
>>79232804bitch no one is going to do that for free. hire a personal trainer
>>79233172how mch does that cost
>>79233188google it
>>79233203can i ask chatgpt to be my personal trainer
if youre too damn poor for a personal trainer then how the fuck can you afford to eat so much
if you dont have any hobbies then you can afford food and candy and ice cream
>if you're too poor to afford this thing that costs 10k per month then how can you afford this thing that costs 5 dollars every now and thenwhat if i beat you do death huh?? what about that?? faggot
>>79233302you wouldnt beat a deerfox to death
im just a small little goy in a big jewish world
>>79233302what costs 10k per month and what costs 5 dollars every now and then
>>79232780what is he then
tired: bulgewired: flaccid and you can watch it twitch
>>79233523who knows buddy
if i was a pbf i wouldn't cost 10k per month. i think i'd be a lot cheaper
todays possmealcuban sandwich
>>79232709i wish
the moment your pbf turns in to just b
>>79233998how did he unpossum himself
>>79234033you dont want to know
once the reagents are gathered i will begin the martification ritual and shed my possy shell
>>79234092null mart or a normal one
>>79234114hyper
>>79234139gross
is hyper an autism thing
>>79233767how much?
>>79234182honestly i dont know. if we were compatible and i liked him and i wanted to actually pbf him it'd be free and if i didnt i probably wouldnt do it at all because no amount of money is worth my dignity and i'd rather work a 9 to 5 and not be reliant on someone who i dont like and dont trustso the answer is $0 or like, infinite
i don't want to do anything ever again all i do is fuck up and break things
my to do list is missing a very large amount of checkmarks
checkmarks for what
my to do list is more like a to don't list haha am i right possies?
omfg i accidentally requested a day off on wicked part 2s release daywhat if i...
Tfw no pbf to hang out with and we help each other stretch out our rectums
>>79234747how gay are you
if pbf in 2 months and 29 days is reading this hi i don't think i saw u in the thread today im gonna sleep i have a longer shift tomorrow hope ur shoulder is okayuhh if any of you guys see him give him lots of (you)s for me
>>79234747Can I go see it with you I have like 27 unused movie tickets and I get 12 more next month.
>>79234988gn
>>79234988are you going to do this for the next 2 months and 29 days
>>79233799You're eating that while I'm eating spaghetti sauce right out of the jar with a spoon. Haha oh man.
ok diaperposses, so powder, yes or no?
>>79233799I got udon and tempura I haven't had a good Cuban in forever
>>79235049i hope he does thats pbf material right there
>>79235326why would you not
>>79235457are you in japan
>>79234988hi i just got home from work. i would have stayed later but one of my headlights went out and i don't want to get another ticket. it's a quarter to 8pmm here and i think there maybe a time zone difference between us. tonight for supper i got a free double cheeseburger and small fry with no purchase necessary from mcdonalds monopoly rewards. i was going to make a pizza but the aldis only had jalapeno pizza dough and i didn't want that. i would have kept looking at another store but i already saw police pulling people over and it was past dark so i didn't risk it. how was your day? did you remember to eat? have fun at work tomorrow, pack yourself a nice lunch for me. sleep tight
>>79235508i hope not that'd be kinda annoying and insensitive to pbfless possesthey should just talk on discord or something
>>79235607No there's a lot of Japanese people in Washington and so there's a lot of Japanese/Asian restaurants. Last night I had sushi but didn't take a pic and got blackberry waffles this morning
some posses are bigger than others
clicked on that waffle picture and felt my iq increase
>>79235752i'm da giant poss that makes all of da rulez
>>79235739you're with people
>>79235816Yeah my Dad and my younger stepsister and her mom. I was gonna get the omelette but I went with wafful
>>79235782*clings onto your back*
>>79232318this is actually a really good post
>>79236424you may be entitled to compensation
>>79232709are those cutting scars
hey fff discord can you stop kicking my alt accounts out i need to be able to monitor you for at least a month or two before i start posting and i really dont appreciate it when you boot me before i can finish doing that. it's not very welcoming or nice to kick people out just because they're not hypersocial freaks who can immediately start talking about bullshit unprompted
I’m going to kill myself tonight, thank you for everything posses
>>79235994your sister and your mom.... when will you accept them?
>>79236535that sounds like a pretty dumb idea
rape
>>79236535yeah don't do that
>>79236551I mean my dad never married her so it's not like we're even step siblings but I've known her since she was a baby and now she's going to college. Makes me feel old.
bullying slit boys
>>79232709>>79236467>diapers >cut scarstypical poss
for those taking notes, cut scars are a green flag, diapers are a red flag
>>79236966Diapers are a brown flag
what colour flag is a secret room full of knives
isnt it funny how diapers fit better the more you pee in them
>>79237082i laughed
>>79237081magenta flag. proceed only if your relationship with god is solid and you're okay with unbecoming
>>79236966>green flagyeeeah... no thanks
what about orchiectomy scars
>>79237081greengreen green greenplease kill me
a boy wanting you to use your secret room full of knives to hurt him is a major red flag
what about a room full of guns
what about a stuffed animal room
>>79237373he's not allowed to have sex with them and they're not allowed in the bed. they can watch from the chair
>>79237480can they ALL watch?
>>79237480>not allowed in bedw-why? is he not allowed to cuddle his own stuffies??
>>79237520no i'm too jealous
>>79237649i wonder how that skin flap came to be, ive never seen anything like it before
>>79237649
>>79237685i wish i could chomp.gif boy
>>79237693you can
>>79237713no i can't i don't look like that spotted creature at all
>>79237693i'm a boymaybe we could....
>>79237719good you should look like a top if you're going to chomp
>>79237721i'm ugly and smell bad you wouldn't want it
>>79237736shut up and bite me already
>>79237735i don't want to top...>>79237782*nibbles*
>>79237818bottoms can bite a little top ass i suppose
>>79237818>*nibbles*pathetic
>>79237685is this how you eat ass
>>79237871viscous creacher
I gotta admit, I’m an alcoholic 30yo that blew all his best years by being in the closet due to systemic homophobiaI guess there’s no going back now
>>79238141same but older
>>79238141Yeah, you should've been out there fucking and getting fucked by dozens of strangers a week for years. A damn shame systemic homophobia prevented that.
>>79238195you dont have to be a slut to be out of the closet
>>79236535Could we do it at the same time ?Just so to sync with a poss
>>79238195i would have unironically enjoyed this better
>>79238160How old ?>>79238195I just wish I took the opportunity to be cute enough to have a bfJust feel like I missed outI was pretty cute in my teens, possy
>>79238141just have your 20s in your 30s
>>79238289I’m 30 but I have the means of a 15 years old
>>79238141same sort of. i could've been a girl in my 20s if i wasn't stupid and a coward
>>79238345I wish I was little bit less of a coward
>>79238548me too...
my problem isnt that i'm a coward or anything i just have no fucking money to do anything that i want to do with my life. i need a real job. every time i look at my bank account i get angry i understand why people sell drugs now
being out of the closet wouldnt even matter because id still be a damaged goods mutanti wish i did more stuff when i was talking to people twice my age at 13 because thats the only time in my life ive ever felt desired
want to kill myself to death
yeah
>>79237671usually caused from being overweight then losing said weight
>>79232796good image
>>79239106Yeah but the rest of his body looks pretty flawless if he was a fatty that doesnt make sense
>>79239302people like him are made in factories so im sure some minor defects are allowed to pass through on the production floor
>>79239302look at the size of his ass
i wish pbf was real
>>79239636yeah
>>79239367his butt still looks great though, flap and all
he should pierce his flap
>>79238141it's not too late to quit drinking and go back to college
>>79239930i would send you this if you were my girlfriend
i would woss to an armpit pic
>>79239780im just saying, it's obvious he was a fatty before
penised possum girls
>>79239979god i wish that were me
padded possum boys
>>79240022you can take estrogen
>>79240082that's what they all say
>>79238653We did our best possy
>>79239978If so its impressive his stomach looks as good as it does
>>79240106i mean why cant you
>>79240147too old. too scared. mostly too scared
>>79239676they've got some serious fingerless gloves and toeless socks going on there
foot and handholding with pbf
i wonder if taking estrogen would being my hair back. doesn't it fuck with your dick and balls? i don't really have any much to tradeoff down there
>>79240162you can be brave. i know you can
>>79240212dont be retarded
>>79240193>playing footsie with pbfyesyesyes
>>79240212i believe it's very minor regrowth and stopping any further loss. just take finasteride or something
finasteride can also disable your cock if you have bad rng
my benis already dead
if black women can wear a wig then why can't a white guy
>>79240587A white guy can wear a wig. Just go do it, dummyposs.
Anyone wanna comfort me while I’m on the verge of passing out drank?I did my best for everything)
I want to sing my heart out to karaoke
>>79240532I'll just wait for that Taiwanese hair regrowth serum to develop furtheras well as that Chinese tooth regrowth drug
youve found me at a very black woman time of my life
white poss boy who's kinda a black woman x white poss boy who's kinda a latina
i've only ever dated white guysdoes that make me racist?
>>79240902No, and even if it were a preference, it's still not racist. People find certain things attractive, and circumstances can also lead to a dating pool of people with certain traits.
>>79240902Yes.
Sorry for the crashing out(i have plenty more to come)
show me your eyes poss
>>79241530
>>79241608ouch
>>79241884i hope that's a non alcoholic beverage
you ever think you spend too much time gooning and not enough time living
i dont goon
uhh I drinyed?delightfulI demand nothing but a a nice I shoudln't be given
>>79242578yay drinkyposs go go go also drink some water!? :DDDDD
>>79242617ill do it when I pee thankyouyou don't kno whow much your posts make sme
you ever think you spend too much time gaying and not enough time straighting?
not really
>>79242617my hair is a little soggy now but I got the water in methank you for reading my blog
this is the only way that we should flyand if i lose you now, i think i would die
to woss by your side well the pleasure the privilege is mine
i wish i were asexual but like actually and not just as a coping mechanism used by virgins
>>79242760why
>>79242653no i actually din't spend enough time gaying
>>79242829sex is gross and a waste of time and energy
what if catposter was a gurl all this time and she just wants a bf
>>79242653Looks a lot like my fanny pack and jean shorts huh
>>79243073fanny packs smell badjust buy a purse
>>79243082Mine doesn't smell bad it just smells like hand lotion and cologne I use it because I hate carrying things in my pockets
>>79243111sorry I was saying they smell bad out of a bias with nothing to even back it up with
>>79243073this nigga wears a fanny pack lmaao
i think a lot about how i should be harmed but i don't actually self-harmeven in self-loathing i'm a do nothing faggot
more like a butt bag lmao UP TOP *drops a piano on top of the anvil on your head*
having a morning episode
having morning sex
>>79242866thats a cope
i will never be a real personsometimes i want it so badlyi want it so badly right nowbut it's not possible
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6gtHQGbXmMmaybe he was one of the good ones
>>79243622Amazing how nothing has changed between then and now with the Israeli victim complex
>>79243691and even back then he says it's been that way for 8,000 years. it's been like this forever. the 26 mile high wall is starting to sound better and better.
>>79243691jews have been jewing for longer than you can imagine
>>79231986Tarkov game release!!!
>>79244008i never played the original. is it good?
>>79244008Wow more SPT content for me in a month
>>79243511what is a real person to you poss?i feel like it's a certain level of emotional response that makes a person
>>79244008nanachi would never
>>79244026No
>>79244148oh :(should i play the new release?
>>79244194no
sometimes I browse reddit to find purposely inflammatory posts just to read people's comments to bewilder myself at how snobby and serious they take themselves. I don't know why I get dopamine from it
>>79244070that plus a certain level of socialization. not social skill as such, just deriving enjoyment from social interaction. i enjoy ideas, not people. i hate it but i can't change it.
>>79244291i don't like that everyone is supposed to be aloof and insincere all the time now
>>79244387suppose that's fairi don't enjoy much myself anymorejust idly passing time waiting for things to endnot sure what to do about it, but i hope we both figure it out some day poss
>>79235696morgningwe're on the same timezone I just sleep early because I like doing stuff before work cheeseburg very nice i haven't had a burger in a while pizza would be cool too but i don't like the frozen stuff very muchsry about your headlight that kinda blowshow was work?day was nice i had off so i beat halo reach and wossed and did dishes it was coolwork should be fun today i get to do manager stuff but it shouldn't be busy so thats a plushope today is cool for you too poss
i hate how porn loops are always a completely arbitrary length juuuust long enough that you skip ahead like DOES HE CUM OR WHATno, no he doesnt
4chan used to be so fast i remember haha used to almost fall off the board at quiet hours because everyone else moved so fast or sometimes on a really possy day we might go through 2 threads in a day now its like one post every 20-30 minutes maybe and the other boards used to be faster tooi wonder where everybody went i'm tempted to start using discord more but it seems like so much effort to find places and i don't want to have to deal with teens or power tripping mods or accounts getting banned social media sucks if you have no followers but if you do they're all just orbiters really and you can't post there or see posts like you can herei waste hours looking at this site now that im using it again but most of that time is refreshing slow threads or looking for somewhere to post rather than actually posting or reading and the slowness doesn't even lead to better posts its all the same one sentence stuff its been for years but spaced apart moreeverything sucks
roommates catching eachother masturbating (they are girls)
https://4stats.io/this website is dead and much smaller than you imagine
and i think most people just use discord now or they grew up and stopped using this website so its mostly just the true undesirables left
>>79245268i think you're underage and need to leave
>>79245240i mostly wish it stayed dead desu. /haha/ is the only thread i care about anymore. western imageboards could be good if they could just break free of 4chan and its stupid legacy
>>79245240yeah i was looking at there a bit agoi might have to start using vg just to have something to look at>>79245268i don't want to use 'cord its so fucking annoying
>>79245284nothing i said was wrong but okay
>>79245311everything you said was wrong
>>79245327you're right discord isn't popular at all no one uses it
>>79245301>western imageboards could be good if they could just break free of 4chan and its stupid legacyyeah everyone being locked to here sucksi've tried the spinoffs and it seems like they're all made of 99% schizos, skinheads, or pedosi wouldn't mind using actual forums either but that's a dead format everything is dicord twitter youtube the internet is an insane asylum
>>79245344yeah most of 4chan just quit and went to discordgrow a brain please, also consider the fact that many people have died in the last five years and are still dying
>>79245374>99% schizos, skinheads, or pedosi wish they populated alt-cahnsthey are always full of overly bitter, wannabe oldfags who constantly moan and bitch about how good 4chan used to be pre-2016they never create anything or discuss anything, while here at least people do talk about interesting stuff sometimes
the only traditional forum i still visit is large penis support group to look at celebrity nudes and onlyfans i don't want to pay for
4chan becoming slow is bad because back when a shitposter (or a schizo as they are called nowadays) started derailing a thread, you could at least hope that he will be ignored and drowned out by regular posters. thats not possible anymore. its not much of an issue for /haha/ because that thread doesnt really have much of a topic to begin with, but for threads that have a narrow subject matter... yeah they are fucked.another thing is that, at least for me, the only reason i didnt move to an altchan with a more passionate/gatekeeping community is because 4chan had the advantage of having the highest posting frequency of them all and personally i dont wanna wait 5 hours for a single new post to pop up in a thread (not even a reply, im talking about ANY new post). but now that 4chan keeps getting slower and slower, it starts to lose the only thing that made it tolerable to visit day after day."you are here forever" starts to lose its power.
>>79245774i dunno i think those 3 groups don't make much of anything eitheri used to use /tg/ often and every tg on all the spinoffs was full of the first 2 and they pretty much did nothing. it was just kulturkampf but they didn't even play games. /trash/ equivalents were all just reposts of the same shit you'd find here except u18 but u18 blew and blowsevery /v/ was just /gg/ runoffi guess those would all maybe count as the kind of oldfags you describe but they just didn't seem like fun or worthwhile people >>79245806its made worse by the change in site culture. most everything is still irony-poisoned low effort throwaway shit so we don't get the benefit of a site culture that is slow but encourages high effort posting in exchange
>>79245806why not just report?the leak showed that if 25 people report a post, the poster gets insta bannedif you dont report off-topic schizos, you are kinda part of the problemalso,if you start posting on an altchan the ppm will increase, encouraging more people to post there
shout out to anthro opossum guysgotta be one of my favorite genders
>>79245937>why not just report?how can i report for off-topic posts on /trash/ when there is no rule against spamming? "appears to be an automated spambot" barely works (i tried)>if 25 people-when has a thread had 25 people participating in it? you say those things as if reporting has ever worked here.poss, look at https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76611675/#76623855 https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78031556/#78037641 and tell me with a straight face that the report system works here. it doesnt.>if you start posting on an altchan the ppm will increase, encouraging more people to post therethis is the only thing that i can agree on.
>>79245937>>79246263do you want another, more recent example of a user blatantly spamming in a thread and not getting banned for it? >>79157213 i reported each post for "appears to be an automated spambot" and nothing happened.
good morning possesi slept for 12 hours
>>79241884raccy is so freaky
>watching porn>decide to turn up volume>law and order in the backgroundLMAO
>>79242653cute feet
eyes eyes eyes GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
gu moring i shitted
cringe dogboys in your area
>>79241530i feel like i've sucked the dick of the man these eyes belong to
I know there's gotta be one more bell to crack
wage time8 and a half hours
raccy put a little maple syrup in the breakfast burrito as a treat
>>79241530untamed eyebrows
looking for a bpd pbf
i need to get over my fear of posting bad art publiclyif i wait until i get good i'll be waiting forever
>>79247086bpd is borderline not bipolar
>>79247120i dont have an image thats for bpd. this is the closest thing i got
>>79247107have you posted here before
>>79247165noi would consider it but archives ruin everything by remembering every post forever instead of disappearing like they're supposed to
i didnt know we were still legion, expect the unexpected notorious hackers on steroids
>>79247196you can delete the post or put the pic in a catbox
kanye...
>>79247210i noticed they follow you around and mock you and try to get you to join their weird sex cult. modern day zersetzung
>>79247210did 4 ever have a node?
>>79238141happens to more people than you think
