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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4305

>"Anti-Gravity" Edition

--Stories--

By Itsunos_Vision
>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 21)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276
>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 4)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756

By Ficanon
>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 28)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972

By ColonVee
>A Life of Roachmance and Adventure (Ch. 15)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62098438
>THE BITCHIKER
https://archiveofourown.org/works/73878466

By Veeanon
>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931

By DoubleCenterfold
>Strange Deviations (Ch. 10)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36537091

By WantedOutlaw
>I Remember Your Face. Do You Remember Mine? (Ch. 12)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66856327

By ScaryDrPepper
>Specimen Six (Ch. 4)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758
>Millennia Apart (Ch. 4)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68155381

By DesperateWinter
>A Spare in the Trunk (Ch. 30)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43485082

By Codanon
>CODA (v.0.9.1)
https://codanon.itch.io/coda-demo

By Host_Hu
>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 18)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238

By MrFanMan42
>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 27)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141

By Kuzconaut
>DOUBLE-TEAMED (Ch. 2)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876

By VibeLordess
>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 17)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327

[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/YC0P6z4mKW | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd
[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4

Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79321678
Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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Cream the Rabbit
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DAMN YOU 7OOMER YOU CUNT
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i'd kill for this
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Cunny the Bunny
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>>79330665
cubby
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Thread already off to a horrible start
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>>79330730
I did it as a palette cleanser. Nothing scares away shartyfags more than cunny.
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What has happened to this place?
I don’t recognize it anymore.
It used to be so fun and special.
What is life worth living for?
The dream is dead, our land is gone;
There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go on.

There are too many furfaggots (newniggers)
At my general (my hmofa).
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
and they’ve taken it all away.
They just keep coming and coming (newfaggots).
I tried to go and tell the jannies,
But even the janitors
Are furries
At my hmofa thread

There’s no place for me to post waifurs anymore,
And the threads just keep getting faster.
There are teenagers all around me...

Where did they all come from?
Why can’t they leave this general alone?
And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying).
We looked the other way too long.
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I MUST CLARIFY THAT IT'S NOT TRUE
IT'S NOT TRUE THAT
7OOMER
RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
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Where are the birds
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>Anthro girl comes over to talk
>Immediately become vigilant, trying to figure out what she's trying to get out of me
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>>79330783
Zoomer xitter memes are so unfunny
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>>79330855
She can smell the cum in your balls
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>>79330855
children
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>>79330855
She wants your dick, retard.
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>>79330665
>
Don't mind if I do!
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glad the thread hasnt changed much since i was last here
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>>79330854
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>>79330854
Here you go, anon
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>>79330913
That's kind of mean, don't do that
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>>79330854
still waifing for fanart depicting sig taking human dick
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>>79330665
>>79330720
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>>79330730
doomer copypasta AND cunnyposting
really no subtly

>>79330894
>>79330896
Both of these are good answers
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the bird cabal is real
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>>79331028
I was just making a comment about how this thread started and is currently going. Dont get your panties in a twist
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>>79330855
She needs 'bout tree fiddy
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the bird cabal is not real
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>>79331028
we need more mobian hmofa.
i'm honestly surprised how little there is.
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hmofa used to be the best and comfiest general on trash before the zoomer takeover
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/13021151/#13021151
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the bird cabal might be real
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>>79331028
god i need an amy gf
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the bird cabal perhaps
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>>79331028
I wonder what Amy's canon age is...
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>>79331160
retconned by sega
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>>79331160
These characters don't look any age, you could say rouge is 10 and mouthbreathers would agree
Except for cream who is clearly a loli
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>>79331159
A fair possibility considering the evidence
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>>79331213
the only character i know of that is safely an adult is Vanilla
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>>79331213
Cream is actually a middle-aged hag who likes to roleplay as a child in her free time
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>>79331124
you act like zoomer has any leeway in any thread, hes just another fag trying really hard to not be forgotten
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>he doesn't post lewder pics because he knows everyone's just gonna report him
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>>79331252
I'd argue Rouge is clearly older too. She has the Catwoman thing going on.
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>>79331277
He's talking about zoomers, not 7oomer
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It's okay, Cream is in cougar territory!
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>>79331235
bird cabal as power rangers when?
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BIRD UP
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>"But I love bitching about ecelebs"
Back to >>>/v/eddit
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>>79331304
same difference
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A /adhg/ poster exercised today
It was me
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Ever since I got my job, I realize how many people are not working and have so much free time
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>>79331403
I tried getting neetbux, but they said I was too white
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>>79331403
Bold of you to assume I dont drop whatever I'm doing to post throughout the day
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>>79331438
built for BBC
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Looks like this kike is back to pedospamming. I guess stirring up hatred to thread artists wasn't successful enough.
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Armin, the GOAT, is alive.
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>>79331403
Being able to post while on the clock is a curse in disguise.
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Damn birds, with their soft feathers and cute beaks and their smooth talons, making me want to cuddle them like a body pillow and shove my face into their fluffy feathery hair...
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>>79331467
Why are Indians like this?
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>>79330783
Hot damn.
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my boss yelled at me the other day in front of everyone for being on my phone

i was in this thread. pic related was my face.
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>What the lolifur sees 0.04 seconds before she rapes a man in her secret sex dungeon
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>>79331508
>posting about yourself at the end of last thread
>thread spam
>posting a shit mouse drawing
fucking typical
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>>79330913
wew
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Only tourist bitches hate cunny
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>>79331508
Cute you should unironically do more like this
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>>79331533
You are the reason people don't hire white people anymore. Stop being proud about your laziness! 30 an hour my ass.
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>>79331400
Grats chad
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>>79331599
ok boomer
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>>79331467
At least he changes it up every once in a while, samefagging about artists or spamming shitted for 120 posts gets old fast.
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>>79331599
there was literally nothing to do and she kept opening the door to catch me in the act, fuck her
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>>79331599
I heard someone say something like that walking out of a del taco. Jumped into their cyber truck even.
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>No lolifur stories
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>>79331643
"If you have time to lean you have time to clean" is not just about cleaning you stupid child. Work for your money and find something to do or ask the boss about unfinished work.
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>>79331733
it's an union job where i get shit on for no reason constantly already and working harder won't get me anywhere
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>>79331733
You've clearly never worked in your life
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I wish for a glass waifur, except she's styled like those blown glass Christmas trees with the green in the center they fades to clear nest the edges
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>>79331758
>>79331733
like seriously i used to put actual effort in and i never got any thanks for it and my wage still kept increasing anyway
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>>79331775
You would just end up fingering her glasshole you perv
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>>79331733
NEET or daddies money? Lmfao. Want more work, well I want more money.
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>>79331791
Glass to Mouth action
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>>79330626
Just finished Shadow of the Flame and I'm glad to see more. Scoch Directive ain't too bad either, even of NoP fucking sucks.
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>>79331791
I am autistic about glass because I had no toys or anything growing up, sorry
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Whats happening to America
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i wish for better thread mates, and a alt emo bunny gf who's in her late 20's - early to mid 30's
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>>79331733
minimum wage means minimum effort
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Flatties
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>>79331872
I get it. You faggots won't even amount to anything because of liberal propaganda.
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>>79331872
Minimum wage used to mean money to own a house and raise a family
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Left or right, furries are the most annoying ducks ever. Can't even stay on topic and at least pretend to talk about furry shit. Which reminds me:

Which waifurs did you NOT like as a kid?
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What's the sexiest outfit you'd want to see an anthro girl wearing?
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>>79331937
*Fucks

I'm gonna snap this nigger phone in fifty pieces.
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>>79331937
dragons, anything dragon related, now days i dont really mind them but as a kid i hated them
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>>79331733
retard
also indians are on their phones literally all the time
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>>79331937
Ruby from Max and Ruby. She's like Toriel before Toriel
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I still hate the same waifus I hated as a kid. I will never like Amy.
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>>79331987
>>79331937
>phoneposting twitter zoomer
Grim
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>>79331937
We aren't furries
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>>79332021
I don't know why they decided to make a character whose always annoying. She's got a great bod though, it's gotta be said.
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you're such a pussy dude lmao
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>fucks a man
>I'm not gay

nuff said
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>>79332084
>still seething
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>Surprisingly semipopular chud got burned one too many times and is suspicious of women
>Stacyfur is obsessing over him and is constantly coming onto him
>This is playing right into chud's fears
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>>79331970
You know the suit with short skirt Pandemonica wears? This one.
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>>79332063
We weren't furries in 2017, now this place is full of furfags and furfags in denial
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>>79332104
try saying "loser" next time and I'll care more
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>>79332146
loser
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>>79331970
The male of that comic is going to be a furboi.
I can feel it in my gizzard.
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>>79332104
You have to be 21 to post here
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>>79332123
Who are you?
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We hate furfaggots here
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>>79332201
I'm the ghost of hmofas past
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>>79330734
i like her feet.
Not even a foot fag, I was just thinking in another thread about how animal vs human like I would want a furry's feet to be and I would like something akin to that medium ground.
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>>79332180
She's gonna get passed around like the goat in a party of poor welsh people and mongolians.
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>>79331310
Man he made a sketch and juiced it for all it's worth.
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>>79332294
>Mongolians
I think you mean Muslims dumb dumb.
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>>79332201
He's pretending to be a guy called burzumnigger because people consistantly reply to the same tired old shtick of
>Oh it was so much better back in my day!
Mind you, this guy is a faker riding the coat tails of a dead shitposter who craved a version of the internet that wasn't that good to begin with.
Here, this video perfectly encapsulates the version of the internet he so desperately wishes to return to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4FbRfeOl-8
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varg/burzum only made like 3 good tracks too

what a shitty fucking band to obsess over
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>>79331547
Do you think he has the real thing or he limits himself to diddling the kid mannequin in his studio like a completely level headed person?
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I want ruckus back
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>>79332351
He wants the fluffy cunny
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>>79332277
God, right? They look so tough and well-worked. And big.
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>>79332376
Don't we all?
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>>79332417
Whether he chooses to deny it or some day embraces the fact, he is the master of lolibuild/mesugaki anthros.
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>>79332329
>Zoomer humor isn't funny!
>It's just nonsense jokes and references that don't make sense!
>Half the time it's just loud + fast paced = funny!

Meanwhile, Millenial humor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExuxDEXWgQ
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Female anthros are bad mothers
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>>79332417
That's a man.
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>>79332467
I thought this character was cute before but this is repellent nigger behavior. Holy character assassination.
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>>79332441
One of those self hating artist? Draws what he judges others for?
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Everybody's got that ONE anthro friend
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>>79331970
Does this mf have a knee fetish?
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>>79332542
No, just draws shortstacks. Frequently without the stack.
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>>79332580
No? Knees like that are really obvious on a girl that slim.
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>>79332580
>contemplating dog knees
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>>79331970
I think it is sexier if they don't really "get" clothes. Wearing a sleeveless sweater with her neck pushes through the boob window meaning the neck-hole is basically just open like a reverse sock holding her boobs out in front. Also no bottoms, because "what's the point of those, again?" and long socks because socks are cute (even if they cover up her toe-beans).
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Apparently, I can post images on mobile data but not on wifi. I don't really care enough to retype this on my phone, so you guys get a catbox link instead.
Y'all fuckers like dominant lion girls? I had a hankering for that "hand on head for oral sex" thing (is there a name for that?) and decided to draw this.
https://files.catbox.moe/l0v2r5.png
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>>79332585
oh the "smol" got it. Still loli to everyone else but it's an excuse.
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>>79332715
Sex

Share with adhg too
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>>79332733
The “frequent” is doing a lot of lifting here.
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>>79330881
>confuses mythology with twitter memes
based retard
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This website is really going to shit
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>>79332793
I give you permission to leave and never come back.
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Find yourself an anthro as cool as MGS2's intro cutscene was to dudes in 2001
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>>79330881
The era we grew up in is over. Twitter, reddit, discord, 4chan is all too blended. Zoomers have ruined the future of the internet.
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>>79332839
That's nice, anyways got any hmofa?
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>>79331256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VRPqqufGlg
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>>79332839
You can't even spell Internet right.
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>>79332793
For some reason a lot of pedos showed up recently and then started pretending they were always here.
>>79332733
Most people don't consider that sort of stuff loli, sounds more like you're seeing what you want to.
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>>79332103
When is her game coming out?
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Feel the seal
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>>79331970
one my oversized t-shirts and a pair of spats (or no pants at all)
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>>79333000
Nice digits but bloomers > spats.
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>>79333030
Yeah, I'm thinking we can't be friends.
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>>79333030
there is room in my heart for both but spats narrowly edge them out, sorry.
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What about, bloomers over spats?
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>>79332875
>Most people don't consider that sort of stuff loli, sounds more like you're seeing what you want to.
right right, just go ahead upload his "girls" to the masses and see what sticks. there is a reason he hides.
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>>79333126
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>>79332875
>For some reason a lot of pedos showed up recently and then started pretending they were always here.
I don't care about that you retard I'm talking about the email shit and cooldowns
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Like this. Not having a good night, drawing- wise, but I think it gets the point across. I think.
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>>79333277
Lol nice! I had done something similar with Roxxam, a short-stack of mine, who comes from a naturist culture, and purposely does "oopsies" like that.
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>>79331927
round and fluffy. Huggable.
>>79331937
Impossible for me to say. I don't think I hated any of them. Maybe the ones I didn't 'romanticize' so much were the feral & 4 legged ones.
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>>79332511
It's just a joke man, are you autistic or something?
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>>79332715
>you will never fall asleep in her muff and wake up with sore legs from kneeling too long
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Sex with scugs
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>>79333631
I had a (human... unfortunately) girl who would get wound up over (the idea of) forced orgasm. I'd found her sweet spot and she'd shake-rattle & cum. She'd get mad because she was involved with someone and he couldn't get her there.
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>>79332792
>*Hits pipe*
>"I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a human son."
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>>79333705
>She'd get mad because she was involved with someone and he couldn't get her there.
What?
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>>79333725
I was fucking a married lady. She could only cum with me.
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https://youtu.be/aTQn3sRhdF4?si=U-Dq84FIMGCLAqWu
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>>79333740
You are probably both bad people
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SOON
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>>79333790
Uhuh

Uhuh
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>>79333809
>Implying she wouldn't share
Cream is a good girl.
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>>79333816
Quite the big heart she has
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>>79333836
This image always makes me sad, like watching videos of penguins denying their chicks. A mother shouldn't drink in front of her child.
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Fuck hags
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This is a 500 year old hag
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>>79333906
Snootlet
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>>79332180
It's hard to tell because that dude depicted her scaring away a green anthro-anon and does draw characters with humans.
Her getting raped/fuck and dumped seems a bit cruel with what got set up but I do get the bad vibe with her literally dressing like a hooker.
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>>79333889
>Implying Cream didn't have some
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>>79333277
Customsbros...
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>>79333913
Give her 200 more years. It'll grow in!
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>>79333931
You can just pick up Mobians. It's quick. It's easy. It's free.
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>>79333775
Well, I mean I have history with her. We were each other's first. She's in an "open marriage" so "bad" is a relative phrase. Through your internal comparison, you may have never had willing relations with a member of the same or opposite sex, so you're perception of good/bad is skewed by your inability to attract a partner (which you'll undoubtedly claim is because you're saving yourself), I just happened to want to make absolutely sure I wasn't into human females, so I fooled around with lots of them.
Mind you, I am conventionally attractive. So I have a leg-up, so to speak when it comes to getting laid.
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>>79333994
Lotta words for a cope
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>>79334014
meanwhile, I'm not the sad virgin calling non-virgins "bad".
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>>79334035
>you're a virgin if you don't fuck married women
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Don't trust anyone involved with poly or open relationships
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Zyéland living the dream
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>>79333992
The Mobian Distribution System is doing good work.
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idk man i just want pussy
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>>79334058
>it's just cope to have sex outside of marriage
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I just want to be the waifur.
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>>79333992
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>>79334125
would u put on a fursuit and lemme fuck u?? >//<
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>>79334150
If I could afford one, yes.
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>>79334082
I've never seen a non monogamous relationship turn out good. Every single time someone catches feelings for someone outside the relationship, they fail to maintain the emotional needs of 2 or more partners, or someone begins to feel insecure because of the people the other person is pulling.
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>>79334178
I cannot comprehend anyone loving multiple people fairly in a relationships like that
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>>79334178
nta, but the married lady I was fucking is still married. the husband is very into seeing her get filled up though, so I mean that's how they keep things spicy, I guess.
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>i have sex with REAL human women and post about it on /hmofa/
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I am seriously starting to hate mobianposting
I do not find them attractive, their proportions creep me out, they are far too unrealistic and cartoony
I can never find them sexually appealing
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>>79334222
I'm getting annoyed no one made the obvious penis joke with these creatures.
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>>79334229
Surely you like bat tats over here?
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>>79334229
It helps when retards don't post garbage
*cough cough* >79334115
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>>79334255
Theres also the fact that all of them have the same face, but with slight deviations above the skin colored part
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>>79334222
>trips of truth
yes. but only 4 were married... 5... only 5. 1 was a widow, 1 was... complicated. It's just saying "women" casts me in an unfair light. I'm not looking specifically for married women. Fuck... okay... 6, but the most recent lady had already given her husband the divorce papers and was awaiting his signature.
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>>79334229
my bad bro
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>>79333994
you sound like your full of shit, pig skin
take your "am i the asshole" stories back to /reddit
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>>79334254
What penis joke?
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>>79334222
Sex with arirals
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>>79334303
Nta but afaik about the lore, these cats have 3 genders
Male, female and futa
And the red haired one that gets posted a lot is a futa
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>>79334296
Okay, yeah. I was lying. You're correct. I'm a lying liar. Yup. I'm saving myself for my waifur and I'm as pure as I expect her to be. Thanks anon, for setting me straight.
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I will not fuck a married woman
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>Well maybe we wouldn't SOUND SO BAD if some of us didn't try to play with BIG MEATY PAWS
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>>79334303
Something along the lines of them getting overly excited to hear you have a "Shrimp dick"
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>>79334323
the only thing keeping human women competitive is that furry women do not FUCKING EXIST

it's sad but it's the world we live in
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>>79334343
you also sound insecure as fuck, do you proclaim that you fuck married women because any non desperate women wont look your direction?
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>>79332910
She's boycotting the game until they add her Human bf into it
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>>79334343
If you're looking for approval for fucking a married woman, you're not going to find it here.
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>>79334359
Oh your poor wife.
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>>79334370
It's a mother fucking travesty
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>>79334088
Hey, thanks for making all this content, dude. I appreciate it.
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>>79334371
Sure bud. I totally didn't spend years getting my dick wet while telling myself I was into these women, meanwhile closing my eyes and picturing them as anthros so I could get my nut. Also fags don't marry straight and have kids. Also also, ace/aro types don't get in "normal" relationships to fit in.
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>>79334362
What was that?
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>>79334398
approval is a big ask, I wasn't trying for that. I'd just said I'd gotten someone into "forced orgasm", then clarified once questions were asked.
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>>79334446
no one cares
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>I am an attractive alpha that fucks women despite being autistic
>yes I need to bring this up unprompted
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>>79334509
That sounds like insecurity to me.
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Birds fall in love with humans
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>>79334486
nta, but i think people are more so upset that your wasting thread space and derailing the thread more so than your past escapades
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>no one cares
ignore me then. stop engaging. It really doesn't matter if I am autistic, I can tell you that some women are into that, but it doesn't matter.
>alpha
nope. I'm kind of antisocial and autistic. fucking a lot doesn't make me better, or worse, or anything really. Low double digits is not a big amount of partners if you go by the average person( i know)'s opinion.
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>>79334552
Can you blame them?
We are irresistible
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>>79334552
Birds? in love with humans? Its more likely than it seems
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>>79334628
oh cool advi- shut up already, no one is here to listen to dating tips
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>>79334509
> Baseline teenage life milestones achieved
Its kinda cringe but meh. Not the worst offense.
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WE WILL NOT FALL FOR BIRD PROPAGANDA

(this post was approved by the International Bnuuy Association)
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>>79334689
>Eats you
What now, rodent
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Birds
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>>79334689
agreed
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>>79334561
you're right. I see replies and yous and the call outs seem like something I need to address, regardless of whether we've abandoned the thread topic.
I am into hmofa, my journey to hmofa was not always obvious to me. I'd like to get back to the topic and don't want to make this thread any more about me than it seems to have become.
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>>79334689
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>>79334730
Better watch your man closely, bun.
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>First Sonicfags
>Now Hellfags

What’s next?
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>>79334781
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>>79334781
Race wars
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>>79334689
The rise of the Bird Cabal and its consequences... something something. On the other hand get rekt lettuce gremlin.
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>>79334810
How dare you force this into my eye holes.
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>>79334812
Finally
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>>79334778
god i love it when women are rough with me (that means i get to be testy with her)
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>>79334812
Damn Anon, you just reminded me how much I hate niggers.
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>>79334703
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>>79333642
Which ones
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I've been irony poisoned by the bird posters into hating birds, good job
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>>79334914
That fucking bird that I hate
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>>79334914
Go outside.
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Man they really nerfed hand to hand in the Oblivion remaster. Why can't brawlers have nice things?
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>>79334945
Yes, I shall take out my frustrations on the local bird population (they deserve it). Thank you anon.
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>>79334914
This but unironically. I used to like birds, now I can do without them, and I mean all birds, I'm even sick of seeing the same five sigrid pics every third thread.
Inversely the constant braindead buncel memes have made me grow a small fondness for bunnies.
I'd post a bunny picture but 4chan is a fucking worthless shithole website that thinks I'm abusing my IP adress and wants my email adress so that Hiroshimoot can sell my info for money because he was retarded enough to buy this financial black hole of a website thinking it was an investment.
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How do you even know the girl berbs from boyds?
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>>79335025
Boys are colourful (generally)
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birdbois are completely indistinguishable from female birds
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>>79335039
so what you're saying is if I banged a very pretty ladybird instead of a plain jane chick, I may have just gave a sneaky trap bird my man-seed to spread as he pleases?
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Any snow leopard stories?
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>>79335125
>doesn't abbreviate to snep
you deserve nothing
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>>79334303
Not him, but their theme song is called "The Penis EEK!" so maybe that's what he means?
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Any snep stories?
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>>79335125
I have like 3 paragraphs of one written, based entirely on a dream I had, but I never got much farther than that. I'm juggling way too many unfinished projects for the thread.
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>not wanting the superior cat instead
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>>79335161
Showing your penis to alien cats
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>>79334999
the birds will continue until morale improves
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>>79335025
That's a (racial? Cultural?) joke in my world; even the birds have trouble telling who's male and who's female.
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>>79335339
The birds actively decrease morale.
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Sex with protogens and synths
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>>79335347
Sounds like a (you) problem
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>>79335347
That's the power of the bird cabal anon
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>>79335025
That's the funny part, you don't
They also have cloacas, the only way to tell them apart is by wearing the legendary human fucker bird helmet
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So, finished reading this and figured i'd give an update.
It's really freaking good. at least an 8.5 out of 10.
Blew any expectations i had completely out of the water. Heck, it had me smiling for like an hour straight at one point. i highly recommend.
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>>79335497
Does it make you want to kill yourself because you know you could never experience it?
I know all the hmofa stories I read do that to me.
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>>79335497
Is it actually a wolf woman or a human with wolf ears?
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>>79335497
Just finished reading that book too, it was really bad don't waste your money.
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>>79335562
Full on wolf anthro. fur, muzzle, tail and all
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>>79331510
Sorry, but the rats already got to me with their subliminal whispering as I sleep.
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>>79335533
in your previous life, you were a furboi. because you disrupted the natural balance your wish to become a human male got monkey-paw'd. now you're on a different planet, and sure, you're human now, but the girl next door who was human obsessed is 716,987 light years away. This is your punishment for attempting to morph-ray yourself.
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>>79334999
>fixing a stinky buncel into a good wife
Heaven.
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>>79335609
That's a man
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>>79335616
You're a man
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>>79335609
no Adams apple
a cup does not equal male
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>>79335616
Well, duh, of course that's a (human) man the cute bunny girl is kissing.
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Dead thread
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>>79335795
dead wife
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>>79335795
I can post more Cream if you'd like.
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>>79335817
Sure
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>>79332351
He 100% has pictures of real children, wouldn't be the first time for anime/manga artists, ESPECIALLY for motherfucking epstein over here
Years ago it used to be legal and I think some of them have it stashed in secret
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>>79335828
Alright
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>>79335817
Can you post other sonic girls? Maybe some Amy, some rouge, blaze the cat, vanilla the rabbit, wave the swallow, whisper and tangle
Maybe even post my favorite, surge
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>>79335848
Surge is a jobber loser
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Blaziken and (forget the name of the green owl starters final evo from the hawaii pokemon game and wont look it up) is the only waifeather that clicked for me
I don’t like the chick from nigger hotel
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>>79335848
Sure but I hate Surge (Fuck you).
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>>79334427
:3
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>>79335863
Yes but she's MY jobber loser
>>79335867
FUCK YOU NIGGA, YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE GREATNESS THAT IS SURGE
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>>79335634
It’s edited.
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>>79335804
whatever boone
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>>79335907
>YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
I'm okay with that.
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We hate the Legion here
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>>79335804
>>79335925
Skeleton waifur?
Zombie waifur?
Vampire waifur?
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why can't they be real
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>>79335972
They?
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>>79335982
Jews
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>>79335982
yeah
they
as in mobians
or just fluffy women in general
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>>79335982
TFW no They/Them waifur who you have to read a book and learn to be better for so that them and their blue hair and pronouns will finally love you back...
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>>79335982
He means Mobians
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>>79335996
kay but my waifur IS real tho
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>>79336003
Just put her down at that point
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>>79336017
>He won't respect they/thems pronouns
You don't deserve a waifur
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>>79336003
I will fuck this shit out of her.
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I dont respect trannies.
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>>79332180
I don't think I care either way, just seems like "generic slutty furry oc #299013"
It's LEANING towards hmofa, but unless it ends with an actual cute/good ending I won't really like it even if it ends up being hmofa
Realistically, considering the average furfag, the expectation is that she'll get ganbanged by both humans and anthros and just end up becoming another donut steel for commissions
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>>79336003
>tfw after a long while and you finally using "their" pronouns, they tell you to go back to saying "she"
Why is she like this
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>>79336038
>the expectation is that she'll get ganbanged by both humans and anthros and just end up becoming another donut steel for commissions
This. There will be a human, and the faggot who screeches about "on-topic" will post that shit thread after thread trying to instigate the apogee-effect.
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>>79336051
You know why.
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>>79335497
How do we contact the author to praise him and encourage him to make more HMOFA?
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>>79336093
I'm sure you fitting his dick in your mouth like you are right now is more than enough.
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>>79336093
Forbidden love between a farmers son and a butch vixen farm hand. SAME AGE NOT SHOTA
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>>79335848
she cute, almost cute enough for me to read her comic
almost
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More paintery stuff. Love that stupid "chud can fuck" like too damn much.
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>>79336104
This but loli
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Retro Amy
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>>79336091
Sera >>>> Trish
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>>79336188
>Sera
I swear that whenever i visit snoot/wani threads there's 0 discussion about game content and 99% about their fucking inbred fanfics.
Only natural when you leave people with a single topic of discussion for years but still.
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WTF I can't post pic Q_Q
ITS ALL IM GOOD FOR!!!
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>still can't post pics
You're unironically better off proxy posting at this point. These anti spam measures are fucking retarded.
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>>79336309
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!! T_T
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>>79336309
The best part about them is that actual spammers don't give a fuck and are still posting willy nilly left and right.
Perfect example of gun control laws too.

You've only punished law-abiding citizens. Great job 4chan, you finally are as terrible as tumblr said you were.
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>>79336309
>>79336323
might just be a cloudflare tihng. i went through cloudflare verification on another website and then magically i was able to start posting images.

maybe it'll work the same for you?
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>>79336337
STOP TRYING TO BE REASONABLE THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO BE ANGRY!
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works on my machine
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>>79336449
It WORKED
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>>79336462
That's my line!
N E ways, here's the pic that I wanted to post;
Bird Anthros when they see a human male (giving out bread)
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>>79336125
>Syringa dicked
>this is good.jpg
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>>79336125
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>>79336417
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>>79336629
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Is love real?
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New thread:
>>79336679
>>79336679
>>79336679
Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
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>>79336669
About as real as anthro women.
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>>79336669
Yeah, but true love is very rare, especially in the past century
In a way though it's slightly easier to tell real love apart from bullshit nowadays because of how easily you can see the shallowness in people
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>>79334471
>"*muffled* Your hand smells like fritos."
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>>79335497
>>79335568
Mhmm who should i believe?
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>>79336091
I remember once a random page on Facebook that was all about fantasy relationships posting this pic
And then having to apologize because it had the word faggot in it lol
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>>79335982
>>79335987 unironically this.
pretty sure the UN outlaws any kind of sci-fi animal dna splicing stuff between humans and animals so you wouldn't even get kemonomimi keks in this timeline
>>79336669
No.



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