haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79330271/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
I love you poss
tell me about your worm
ferks won
cattranny loonaschizo and ferks are the same retard
my worm is just a passive little guy until i play with him
born to blast myself with dragon siliconeforced to never be home alone for long enough
i really wish i could get someone pregnant (with consent) right about now
>>79347921>>79347922both of you come to my place
>>79347863thank you
>>79347942can you get pregnant?
grok i need you to start posting for me on /haha/ i dont have the motivation to do it anymore
you can get me pregnant but you have to take me to the a/b/o universe first and age regress me because i can’t think normal thoughts anymore
>>79347942can you lock me in a room with all my special toys?
>>79347988>agere pregnant pbfmighty need
grunk i need u to jernk it and call me names
hello may i have one pbf please
grok i need you to materialize into something i can hump
grok please confirm the existance of heaven and hell and make sure that all CEOs are forced to boil in liquid shit for all eternity
i feel and depressed so im gonna eat (more)
>>79348182same, i used to be slim two years ago until i realized how fucked up my chungus life was
i dont want a job anymore
>>79348056i’m allowed to want to be that but you aren’t allowed to want to have that
>>79348311why not
>>79348293why not
why frot
>>79348091we only got mbf is that okay
ok but where do i find a boy who'll let ne borrow his guest bedroom so i can goop it up
>>79348492it takes up so much of my time. i just wanna dick around with computers and jerk off and get drunk
i really need to start taking fiber again
taking fiber
>>79347823cub:3
now all of my old posts are gone, the good posts, nobody will read them anymore, forsooth, harken to me now in despair
what's it mean if a guys fursona has a collar?red or green flag?
>>79349125could mean he's submissivewhether he realizes it or not
wears a collar in a dominant way
>>79349288right, like you're the "top dog"
topped dog
>>79349096im deeply ashamed of all my posts in time
>>79349517i actually do feel incredible shame every day from the stuff i've postedi wish i could go back in time and stop myself from going on 4chan
>>79347979He's got that JUST haircut.
I like being anonymous because I can switch from being kind and friendly to being a massive cunt as much as I want and nobody will ever know
i owe the bank 550 dollarsgoing to 7-11 with a pocket full of change chilli dawg time
are standing desks healthydoes any poss have a standing desk what kind of standing desk do you have
>>79350126i usws to use a dresser as a standing desk it was whatever
might go and buy some more of those banana 99 shooters tonight and get stupid messed up
waging is such a bore. i'm seeing the years go by. i'm going to get my 5 year pin soon, and this position was supposed to be ephemeral. the worst part is that my situation isn't dire or in critical need of resolve; i'm just living the standard lower wage life and watching my lifespan be expended. this is normal, and that is a bit terrifying.
this is me
>>79350544can we
awooga eyes pop out of head
>>79350544with all due respect, i'd pull down that bra and watch those breasts flop out and give them a good squeeze. it's a shame i never got with a girl, but thankfully you can achieve a similar effect by pulling down a boy's tight undies to achieve a similar result but with his balls.
having big titties has to be hell imagine the degenerate leering 24/7
>>79350544can you be my girlfriend
I went out to the mall and got some mini pretzel dogs, then I went to walmart and looked at stuff, and I went out to walgreens and got some baked lays, cheesy pizza chex mix which i'm gonna try, and 1 lb of honey roasted peanuts since it was on sale for $2
>>79350544no it's not
>>79350427I've passed 10 and yeah it does just seem like a big hole in your life you black out
>>79350673shame is a human invented trait. the natural state of humans has no shame.
>>79350711hopefully it's easy enough work. it's weird seeing the familiar faces go away as time goes on. people who saw you start go away and new people fill their places and get to think you were always there. i lie about how long i've been there when asked, though. there's a bit of shame for how long i've been in this position. but when i used to be content dying as a NEET, i realize that standards mean nothing and living day to day is all that matters.
>>79350689the cheesy pizza chex mix is good. recommend it.
>>79350720less shame more anger
>>79349896i love this guy's art
>>79351280i love u
its 2 am im not sleepy
i got some liquor but theres a little voice in the back of my throat telling me ill throw up if i drink and it might be right but i still wanna drink
>>79351421you shouldnt drink it, alcohol isnt good or fun
>>79351440it is fun though
>>79351464its not im an alcoholic and its notmaybe im just a bad alcoholic that didnt have any fun and only have bad and sad things from it
>>79351503yeah sounds like you are
i really gotta find more people to talk to. i'm a walking disaster who primarily has other walking disasters, and i feel the synergy isn't entirely amenable to my mental wellbeing. shame i tend to have a strong aversion to the healthy minded. i think my retard beams don't tap to the same phase rhythm as their nonretard beams (or at least social do-well retard beams)
>>79351360:3c
i used to like seeing the stars, but now i don't feel much about them. even when i can see a lot of them, it doesn't wow me. i don't know if i'll ever feel like that again.
>>79349949fat fat fat fat idiot i got 2 dawgs and chipsinfinite swirl dew is really really tasty ty poss for telling me it existsmy fingers and cold and my hands hurt
>>79351864also cute kitty on the walk there, he stared at me with mouseposs in his mouth but i couldnt take a picture fast enough
dear possum who will be my bf in two months and some daysi had a very nice day at work todayi did nothing elseidk what to writethxwuv, me <3
>>79349218you were right he was a sub even though he tagged himself as verse
pbf with abnormally large pp
>>79352400kys faggot
toes have already ripped through my leggings and ive worn em 3 timesshoot me now
>>79352400nice pic possy
>>79352481my fi are similarly tore up
>>79352481i'll buy you more if u let me c ur scutt
>>79352525why cant they make them stronger wtf i want kevlar >>79352530would a raccalope have a scut or a raccy tail? raccy tail right? you cant see
be straight
>>79352729her daughter is a baby
>>79352803golden shower?
>>79352803ughhhh i will in a couple hours
the other night i was driving home from work and on the of the road in an old industrial park area there was a guy walking along the curb, no sidewalk, just walking slowly on the curb, and about 30 feet in front of him there was a little black cat also walking along the curb, almost like was following it, but neither he or the cat were going very fast, just walking along the curbit felt a little like an omen but im not sure what kind...
>>79352889oh wow you saw me, small world i was walking catposter back to my crib so i could break his spine with my pelvis
i want to be a pgf
>>79352948i want you to be my pgf
>>79352966thank you
>>79352729no
>>79352974*mwah*
what should i shoot ropes to tomorrow
>>79353033possum mating documentaries
>>79353033diaps
>>79353033i dont know my dick doesn't even stand up for anything anymore
>>79352918i would destroy you
>>79352996
>>79353033>he still uses ropeget with the times grampshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoEwM5Ykqmk
>>79353033bara men in lingerie
>>79353033boy frotting with a girl
>>79353033musky facesitting
>>79353101what gives them the right
buff men owe me sex
>>79353138i'll pay up i prommise don't hurt me
>>79353121i need to bite this man immediately
>>79353166*bites pec*
>>79353138no i dont
>>79353226pretty please? :(
>>79353192>>79353200the bottoms breached containment
>>79353242biting is a top exclusive ability
>>79353200oww dude that hurts wtf ow my tits
*bites ur butt while you're distracted with a phone call*
sorry but bottoms just bite bettertops cant really do anything when you think about it
men's bodies are so toys
chomp
everyone is toys
it would be immoral for you to be a man and not think i exclusively am owed your body
i'm a bottom but some tops make me want to top them it makes me go feral
>>79353525give examples
>>79353593you
shout out to /haha/ you got some fine ass men I wanna fuck in the mouth
i wish i was a girl so i could peg boys
>>79353314they can top, all you need really
>>79353645you don't need to be a girl to peg boys
>>79353684yes i do
im a virgin but i imagine id be a power bottom
>>79353752ok if you say so
>>79353774you're thinking mean things about me
alrightughyou can biteughhi can take it
>>79353782nope
>>79353782i dont think about you at all
>>79353889why are you quoting a pedophile
>>79353615im not a topsi only top tops
>>79353889why not
i drank the alcohol and didnt frow up
>>79354203good
>>7935426149% mango flavor hits a little too hard
does anyone want to have intercourse with my mouth and a followup question do you cum as much as or more than a zebra
>>79353960everyones a pedophile to you
>>79354335no and no
>>79354335how much does a zebra cum
what are zebra boys like vs horse boys
german poss talking about how much his friend came: zebra came so much
>>79354497more than this guy >>79354461
>>79354508>zebra boysblack and white>horse boyssometimes brown or white or black>>79354335>do you cum as much as or more than a zebraNo but we can recreate that very easily with diet coke, some mentos, and some surgical tubing
>>79354497most of them cum about as much as any other equidbut there's one species that went for the strategy of "remove cum from competing males by just flooding her with as much of your own as possible" and uhh
>>79354261he is plotting something
>>79354643he does that, you know
>>79354427who am i
When was the last time you took a shower? Be honest.For me it was 2 days ago
My /haha/ posting arc ends here. Thanks for the laughs, possons.
>>79354818this morning
>>79354830I said this 2 months ago but no im hahaing again
>>79354799pedophileposs
>>79354830see you later possy
>>79354862their toes look like thumbs
>>79354834golden brown cinnamon flavored racc...
>>79354849uhh
>>7935481815 hours ago
thinking about making midnight food...
>>79355222dont give in
>>79355205me too
>>79355239why not
snipe fags
>>79355318you'll regret it later
more like snep fags
>>79355393*snipes you*
>>79355418not when i have food already made for tomorrow so i can eat without having to cook
>>79354818the 9th so 10 days agobut i just checked (by wiping my sweaty pits and pressing my hand against my nose) and i basically smell like nothingif i was forced to describe it i'd say they smell like how stale water tastes, im gonna go put a little scented lotion on em to make em smell like peaches now
>>79355463*dodges and dropkicks you*
>>79355500take a shower stinkoid
>>79347879>calls me retard>is actually the retardfunny how that works
>>79355500>wiping my sweaty pits and pressing my hand against my nose>i basically smell like nothingboooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
>>79354818yesterday but that day was the first time i did in three days so i was very stinky and enjoying it
i wish i was girl who smells good instead of boy who stinks bad
>>79355686I wish you'd get hit by a mack truck
>>79355727me too a little bit
>>79355727this is why none of your wishes come true
im a little surprised at how my woss energies have surged hardcore upon reaching 30. does this mean im going to die like wtf.
>>79355571i dont smell!im fragrant...>>79355586theyre peachy poss ya like peaches dontcha ugh im sorry i cant have boysmell like all the pretty girls
possy who showers and puts the peach lotion on so u can stick your whole face under there and sniff real greedy
>>79355948punch bite chomp.gif punch slap overstimulatepenis
>>79355963yeah he does that to me too i want to make him cum from his prostate ten times in a row
>>79355948>>79355991i am going insane
it's never gonna get better is it
>>79356154it has to get worse before it can get better
i’ve lost control of my life
>>79356574good to know that in some universe imhappy
ive lost control of my wifeplease, someone help her
>>79355948>>79355991ive evolved beyond thinking fursuits are cool. they look retarded
yay my hour plus of shower and haircare is overwait why is it 2am
>>79357436no just poodling is retarded. full body suits are neat
>>79357838whats the difference between poodling and a partial?
>>79357870a partial is poodling
furry cons should merge with anime cons so they can detach from the bsdm invasion
>>79357894so why not just say partial
>>79358013because they look it
>>79358013One's a noun, dummyposs. To wear a partial is to poodle, but you can not have "a poodling"
>>79358051you're just looking to flaunt your memory
the tea shall be bountiful
>>79358051look at mister polished shoes and his fancy words, back in a real man's hometown we called em big hand big feet bobble animalpeople *spits tabako in your face*
>>79358051is everyone here a retarded person? poodling is when you can see skin, a partial isnt poodling
>>79358378im not a retard... :(!
breakcore just isnt fun without substances to abuse
https://youtu.be/y1vt2ivE958?si=Kk4dVnuVqLrkbjyR
I wanna be one of those people who wears a collar and a tail in public and doesn't give a fuck
no you don't
i NEED cock poss
me too
poodle boys...
noodle boys
>>79359031Yeah I doAs soon as i find someone my age in my country to put my mind at ease i'm going to say fuck it and do it
>>79359134and then you'll feel stupid and stopnot because it's cringe or anything you'll just ask yourself "what's the point" and not have a good answer
poss
>>79359153its to help one tulpamence their tail and ears into reality to better suit their theirian spirit bond
>>79359153I ask myself that every day and usually don't have a good answer, if I'm going to do it I might as well do it (un)fashionably.>>79359220I thought I was a therian when I was a teenager but I didn't want to be seen as cringe so i never did anything about it or joined any websites or anything because it was safer to just seethe on 4chanNow I see a lot of therians online and I always think it'd have been cool if I had been confident and had a solid sense of self instead of being a weird coward. But I worry I'm now old enough to make it the wrong kind of weird.
being a therian doesn't mean you have to walk around with a fake tail and ears, and it's certainly not exclusive to adolescents
>>79359289you dont actually have to wear silly clothes to practice tulpamancy
i am definitely getting sick i can feel it
>>79359019just do it
>>79359427sending you love to make the sickness die instead of you poss
you guys dont care if i poodle around the posshouse do ya
>>79359631im imagining you as an actual anthro poodle and really sexy and also naked so go ahead haha
>>79359019i have purchased a tail now because of youif you wont i will
doxxed. faggot.I will kill you.
>retarded homofag freaks walking around with a "tail" just because they canextermination when?
seriously don't know where this world is coming to when someone feels its okay to wear something like that in public (or at all), maybe if they were mentally ill or something.
>>79359924deeeeeessssscccccccuuuuuusssssttttiiinnnnggggg
you rape cats dude
>you rape cats dudewhy make shit up faggot? seething because I roasted you? well get ready because soon you'll get roasted IRL.
i don't think you could even pick the right continentraping cats and schizo melties, what a life
>>79359924good work poss, enjoy it.
>>79359924this is hitting new levels of cuteness i wasnt sure were possible
big big big fan of those shoestring furry animations where everyone is at an office having disgusting sloppy sex all the time.
>>79360810based
ahh time for another day of soul crushing misery and loneliness and not being able to do anything to leave the spot im in no matter how much i cry or beg or harm the relationships i have
>>79359924i should have bought one of these at the con i went to everyone else had one
i'm gonna order a big greasy pizza today and you can't stop me
>>79361199yeah..
>>79361199just walk away
>>79361382from life? too much of a coward to do that either
>>79361402from your relationships
>>79361426why would i do that
>>79361430why not
>>79361445do you want me gone?
do people judge you if you act differently in different placeslike if you're all professional in a modding discord but then OwO ~~*~*~*~~~ somewhere else
>>79361495what?
>>79361556ok
>>79361496you shouldn't have your "work" buddies in your other channels to prevent this poss
>>79361496replace "OwO ~~*~*~*~~~" with "acting like an asshole"and "somewhere else" with "on 4chan" then you have all of /haha/
bout to cry at work fantasizing about the unattainable dream of meeting the pbf
>>79361496yesthere's a reason why most people have like 20 discord alts
i cry often
>>79359924>sales tax: $4.44fuck the government
>>79361885>fuck the government >cashes disability check
>>79361615proof -> >>79349913
>>79361948what's your point
>fuck the governmenti think the sex would be kinda lame
>>79361964i do that too
>>79360846???i have never encountered this
>>79361948i dont, thats exactly why i hate it
/haha/ groomed me into being a pathetic gay incel
>>79362065thats just another excuse for what would have happened anyways
>>79362077nuh uh i would soooo have a boyfriend if it werent for this thread
>pbf is an incel>i am an incel>now we are not incels>oh wait pbf doesn't exist>back to being an incel
>>79362065you were always pathetic and gay. now you have herpes
#yolo>eats ultraprocessed foods
>incel pbf that makes you an incel too
everything is about sex...
i love my pbf
>>79362198well yeah, otherwise just be single and have regular friends, sex ik kindof important to most people
all i really want is someone to cuddle with to sleep. all that sex and talking? i dont care about it. youre just a designated heated bodypillow to me
>>79362238idk i think things are a little sex heavy rnyou guys watch any good movies or play any cool vidya lately?
>>79362263and youre just an expensive roommate
>>79362292i have no energy to do either of those
i wouldnt have sex even if i could its gross and i like being alone and sleeping alone
>>79362317then be alone and dont force someone else to be alone against their will
>>79362334how would i do that
if men were real we'd have found out about them by now, there'd be proof
all this talk about asexual pbfs made me wonderwould an asexual pbf even care if you have sex with someone else
>>79362334i want to trap them in a loveless relationship
i like having sex with my girlfriend but i dont like to talk about it. anyways i was playing heros hour. fun game even though im bad at it
>>79361988the series is called casual friday i think and is very funny and hot
>>79362355>>79362359yeah id probably get a dog to fuck at that point or kick them out
>>79362425what if you catch him fucking the dog because he's not actually asexual he's just zoo exclusive
i wanna be a riolu and be molested by my big brother lucario
>>79362435then i hit the jackpot and we can both bottom for our big dicked large breed
>>79362505what if he doesn't bottom for dogs and nags u to get a female
>>79362561then we dp and i make a rule he only gets cookie if he tops me first
you guys make me horribly uncomfortable sometimes
>>79362504I wanna be Lucario and be molested by lil' bro Riolu :3
>>79362504i wanna be a riolu and be beaten by my big brother lucario
>>79362588rember when foxposs was still here and half the thread suddenly had a kink for sexing defeated ninjashows ur day going besides being uncomfy?
me and who
>>79362588its like 2 guysmostly just 1 samefagging himself
>>79362579dp like you x bitch x bf or like boydog x you x bf?
>>79362504>>79362591i wanna be one of the bros too ;-; i dont care which i just wanna be a loved bro and molested
>>79362656pbf gets her butt i get her cookie unless the pbf pays the service top tax
i wish i had a sibling that didn't hate mei wish i wasn't an obnoxious entirely unlikable autisitic childi don't even care about getting molested i just wish i had happy childhood memories instead of memories that make me hate myself
my sibling hates me but i hate that jackass too so it all evens out
mine is dead :)
kinda wanna woss to a picture but i don't know if i canit's a good picture but i might need 10 different videos spliced together to cum
>>79362769pictures are all i need because i target a specific goon zone
good morning poss how are you today
>>79362927sad and lonely and giving up
>>79362999nice tripsdont give up just yet
>>79362999yeah
>>79362927my head farking hurts!
>>79362927its today already?! oh my fucking god give me a break!
>>79363108what did you do last night?>>79363119poss...its been today for HOURS already!
>>79363179bottoms like it because it's rape though
every relationship needs a little bit of rape to spice things up
>>79363219i dont think thats the key to a lasting and healthy relationship...
>>79363179i dont understand what this video is depictingis this somebody being molested or a sub being humiliated in public by their dom
checking out my 2022 folder and remembering my nazi phase after seeing picrel on my harddrive
>>79363273yes to both
>>79363252the best part of waking upis pp in your butt
>>79363273its clearly two consenting adults being cute together
>>79363290how is that clear
>>79363299because if it was rape the bottom would freak out and shake much more violently
>>79363316the bottom is freaking out and shaking
maybe the real rape was the friends we made along the way
i dont know how to say this poss, but...i dont like rape
>>79363376this is barely rape. its a mild molestation at best
>>79363286WHY CANT I HAVE THIS WHY PBF WHYYY
>>79363395i wasn't referring to that vid i just mean in general
too old and fat to be handled like that
i wanna pin down my pbf in bed and watch him hyperventilate and avoid eye contact while his entire body is shaking and hes crying a little
do i start the day with a toasted bagel and some iced coffeeor with banana 99 shooters and a cigarette
id let my pbf do anything to me that doesn't hurt
>>79363449why
>>79363539*diaps you up*
>>79363543i kinda wanna feel powerful
>>79363567thanks daddy poss~ <3
>>79363568how is your relationship with your parents
>>79363584bad
>>79363589yeah...
>>79363580don’t make it weird poss
>>79363539need pbf who drips hot wax on my cheeks
if i didnt live in a bad household, my dad would let me top as practice for my future boyfriened
>>79362927doing authentically worse than usual but hopefully im an outlier and the other possums are doing well
>>79363623oh no are you not gonna change me?
im doing so bad that i frequently forget how bad things really are
pbf only pretends to like what im into, its over..
>>79363725what’re you into poss
>>79363759nice try
>>79363725how did you get a pbf
only skinny boys are allowed to sit on my lap
>>793637674chan, does that mean its doomed to fail?
good morning*manhandles you like this*
>>79363778how do you know he only pretends to like what you're into?
>>79363766
>>79363795this plus living on my own plus pbf plus money would stop the suicidal thoughts from invading my brain every few days
>>79363802ive seen his disgust with the same topics previously or elsewhere
>>79363795erm that's pretty tameplease be sewious
>>79363795hey poss did u know that many consumer toothpastes are contaminated by small amounts of lead which bio accumulates and is unsafe even at small levels? i found this out today and it scared me ok bye!!! im really scared and sad now bye bye bye!!!!
>>79363867good thing i dont brush my teeth :)
>did you know this crap on the internet i saw once and will now fear for life?why do so many of you do this..
>>79363872but you need those for kissing!!!>>79363886im scared but not afraid for my life. mostly im irritated that i need to pick between getting a new toothpaste brand that tested lead and heavy metal free or know that whenever i brush im leading it up a little.
>>79363923life is fleeting and im quickly losing the things i enjoy anyways so give me all the lead and fluoride and melt my brain away as fast as possible
im sober but i think i should day drink anyway
>>79363986no… possy…. if you go who will exist for me to cuddle…..
>>79363993nope dont do it im already day drinking and we cant have 2 day drinking posses you can have tomorrow
>>79364134its too late move over chump
my birthday is on sundayi need to decide what to do
>>79364155eat burgs
>>79364148there ain't enough room in this posshouse for the two of us...
>>79364155are you the 40+ year old woman in my office?
>>79364155lakeside stroll and crying!!!!!!
>>79364193guess we'll have to squeeze in real tight then pardner
squeeze real tight into my posshole
>>79364300
oh man i was super drunk when i bought this forgot all about itnow i have some loser anime girl in my room
>>79364155have fun some how
>>79364429CHOWFUR STICKER!!!!!!!!
>>79362504doing this to little bro
no more food for a bit so I can drunk easier
>>79364530i dont think ur allowed to post cub on trash
i don't know what to do
>>79364155have your cake and eat it possy
>>79364578oh no, anyways..
>>79364188i was thinking about that>>79364196doubtful>>79364268possible>>79364448i might>>79364644almost certainlyi just need to pick an activity and then nice people will take me there and pay for my meal. it’s a pretty sweet deal
>>79364530i hate the skinny part of the canine penis i have the intrusive thought of cutting it with a pair of scissors every time i see it
>>79363867This, but with chocolates.
do you ever think maybe we should just admit that anal feels kind of bad and everyones just pretending?
>>79364736this but for alcohol
>>79364736theory of mind
>>79364719not my reeses
>>79364691red flag and not pbf material
>>79365049>>79365049>>79365049>>79365049
Good afternoon everypossum
>>79365124YOU'RE TOO LATE!
0 good 1 bad 1 miss on HCM (28) clawing my legs right now why cant my fingers hold rhythm>>79364513i simply must obtain more furry stickers
>>79364736no because i know betterits a shame that this is an every thread ahitpost now
>>79364429>now i have some loser anime girl in my roomyou already had that before too (it's you)
