/flg/ - F-List General #8188Big Elf Hug EditionPrevious Thread: >>81256237F-list is a website for people interested in erotic roleplaying, and creating character profiles to find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It features a webchat (which can be used for textual roleplaying), group forums and more kinks and depravity than you can memorize.The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where roleplayers can freely share and advertise their profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others' characters, ask and give feedback, share their roleplay logs, discuss their kinks, gossip about site drama, and anything else related to F-List.>The Sitehttps://www.f-list.net/>Login Statshttps://chat.f-list.net/stats/>Live Status Trackerhttps://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/>Filtered Adshttps://ffa.e-roplay.de/>/flg/ Community Pastebinhttps://controlc.com/2c01a6bf>Profile Image Searchhttps://xariah.net/artcheck/https://owo.fuzzysearch.net/>Eicon Search Toolhttps://xariah.net/eicons/>/flg/ Archivehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/flg%20F-List%20General/>Recommended third party chat clienthttps://horizn.moe/>A Guide to Profile Makinghttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1RjNMPZMxNBVDBF7UbSXv3_fOYOAEmfqh9r6Vb4olMxI>A Guide to Approachinghttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPY5uLzDMF1H22nfUMOo5KIjN_4BdEomuJ1Z2LdcKe0>TQ:How do you like affection in a scene? Well meaning but it causes excitement? Purposed to cause excitement? ect
Shill!
haha here before the tq
fuuuuuuuck :(
kill yourself fiz
sorry SHITTER but this profile isn't for you
who else bashing they nuts with a hammer rn?
I was just about type a funny post but>First tame thread we had in 3 weeks>The 2023 anons start logging back inNature is healing. Hello you two!
>>81278717Will Jiyo return to flg
Hey guys, it's me. The anon with the pleasantly-ripe-squash-scented balls and the 5" cut (shower not a growner) discolored penis. I think I may've found a solution to my zombie crotch. So it turns out that it's a simple 2 part solution. The use of too much moisturizer (and in many cases, any at all) counter intuitively prevents the the grundle, the balls', and the cocks' friends from healing. I really liked to moisturize so I could have a smooth groin and a nice fluffy penis, but doing that in excess gives the sensitive skin which is built to hold moisture too much to handle. So, you start to sustain damage.I found, that between a new pair of undies every day (as opposed to letting one pair get a little musty every 2-3 days) combined with regular drying is all that is required. No aggressive scrubbing with scented soaps or wash. So I've taken up standing out of my chair, flicking out my balls and cock, and smearing them against my comforter to take care of that sweat. I can sit a little more wide-stanced too to ensure proper evaporation all throughout my hair legs.In just a few days, the texture of my skin has caused the sound of me going up the stairs go from the slightest macaroni stirring, to a healthy fleshy clap. It's pretty distracting to my roommate though, the staircase echoes a lot. I'm thinking of keeping a close trim on my balls to help them smoothen out and expedite the process, but that might make things even louder. What do you think, gang? >>81278775no
>>81278292>TQI like affection when it has some bite to it. whether that be sobbing in the rain melodrama, snarky jokes or inflicting pain in the name of love.regular old lovey dovey shit is so boring to me and roleplaying it kinda makes my skin crawl with how insipid and hollow it can feel.UNLESS it's something we start doing after a long stretch of time in a long-term RP after our characters actually build up some rapport. but of course that's usually not the case.
can I still RP if I'm blind, deaf, illiterate, never learned how to write, have an IQ of 79, am only into deep lore accurate yokai watch scat vore and work an intensive job 90 hours a week?please get back to me on this.
>>81279055If you can type that much despite that, the only barrier for being better than half of F-List is just having fun with it
>>81279055Being deaf is a requirement to writing good fucktalk, you're hired.
>>81278906I'd say that's how it goes for most people. A real silent 'I appreciate your company hug' tops the lovey dovey stuff. Or it's the lead up to talking close. Or OP's pic has me think of this elf figure just seeing every other mortal as a child and they wanna swaddle them. That'd be good for a hug not meant to cause boners but then it does.
would you be okay with a partner that takes 30 minutes to write 2 paragraphs full of dialogue and descriptions?
>>81279770if I like the writing I honestly don't care how long it takes
>>81279770Not the worst, I don't think I'd care
>>81279770I have literally waited 6+ months for a single 3para post because I liked the scenario that much before.
>>81279770That's perfectly fine.
>>81280267same
>>81279882>>81280103>>81280267>>81280373>>81280375would you be okay with a partner that took 40 minutes to type 3 sentences but they were the most beautiful and poetic sentences you've ever read?
>>81280399bitch I'm here to write smut, not poetry. my weiner would chafe if i had to wait that long in between posts
>>81280399yeah
>>81280582>He masturbates to his wordsex instead of impersonally using it as an intimate examination of the human condition.You clearly do not have bamboo in your chest, nephew. Pray tell, how do you expect to attain enlightenment at this rate?
>>81280642You've got it all backwards and I can tell you're ESL, my flow is>run through the eightfold path 4-5 times while writing my post one-handed, achieve nirvana by the 4th string of double adjectives>hit enter, meditate ten times at once for 1 minute, ignore all my typos>beat my dick raw to my partner's post, cum, and use the post nut clarity to remind myself of my worldliness>repeat until one of us ghostsNamaste.
>>81279770That sounds fine to me. Depends how cl in depth they are too. Though I prefer if it's smut to be faster
>Charming IC approach someone with brilliant formatting>Nailed it>They play along>I keep going>Fuck up my formatting>They stop replyingSiiiiigh
>>81278775I'm not fully familiar with Jiyo lore but didn't this thread dox him? Why would he ever return after something like that?
>>81279770With my irl situation not really. I'd rather do notes or Discord play if that was the case.
Thinking of playing a furpink fox. Any candidates you'd like to see anons?
>have a sudden, powerful craving to make a profile for a canon>she has virtually no fanart, and nothing at all of her with a dickDamn
>Almost an hour of planning>Get hit by a single paragraph with little to none actual storytellingLook I can handle typos, it happens to everyone, but what the fuck do I do to find people that can write something competent? I swear that good looking profiles don't make any difference
>>81279770Yeah, but I'd ask to move to Discord so I don't need to have the chat open 24/7
Red flag
>>81281012Immediate boner loss
>>81281182It's okay to dox sick freaks that make pedo shit and if you disagree you can get fucked.
>>81281599Lmao based
>>81281599must be opposite day.
>>81281599>makes the first letters bold to make it easier to understandHe was never welcome here.
>>81281599I do this to lure people into a false sense of security before I hit them up with my hypnosis and make them do whatever I feel that day.
>>81281599oh wait hahaha I missed it, that's hilariousbased af
Are goblin profiles known to be shitters like shotas? I made one a month ago and weirdly got no bites.
>>81281681Either shortstack female or black adjacent. That's it
>>81281681Approach my pink. Not into rape monsters though
>come across the hottest character design/idea ever. it perfectly matches my /c/ to an almost uncanny degree.>its a fucking hyperslop character with a dick as girthy as a tree trunk and as long as the character's entire torso and/or tits/hips/an ass the size of planets.every. single. time.my god you guys can you please tone down the proportions just a tiny little bit?
rapes you
>>81281846Its just a brown people thing, where they think bigger is always better. You can still play with them though. Their low iq makes it impossible to roleplay the massive penis properly, they will just play it as a normal 6 inch penis.
>>81281599>larger posts take more timeHe can get even slower?
>>81281914why are people on this website so obsessed with spinning up the most obvious bullshit ever just to say "I hate women/minorities" with all the authority in the world?like, dude, just say that you hate niggers and be done with it. I'm so tired of this meme of people here just making shit up and speaking as though its a self-evident, well-established fact.whatever happened to the days of just spamming slurs?
>>81278292RAPE ELVES IN THEIR ARROGANT PUSSIES
>>81282018It is scientifically proven, anon.
>>81282072*puts away my niggers can't roleplay study*O-Oh, he already knows... okay... sorry...
I should make a witch_hat purple for all my stupid kinks
>>81281599What compels someone to make the first letters to read as "FUCK FLG" in the profile lmfaoReddest flag I've ever seen
>>81281599This has to be Labby
>>81282715From how stunted the English is, it can only be Jiyo.
>>81282741>It actually isLMAO holy fuck
>>81282776He's so rent free, poor monkey...
>>81282633I love witch_hat
why is this jiyo guy such an obsession here? what has he done to garner all this fame?>>81282741>From how stunted the English ispeople here say this all the time about writing that looks completely fine. what exactly about that text is stunted?
>>81282741>stunted englishIs it really?
>>81282813tl.dr: extremely annoying attention whore that could barely write with horrendous reply time and trying to sound verbose only to come out as clunky at best for a native speaker. Would go on tirades about why this place suck and never leave until he did, and was such a massive retard he got his discord, his steam and other personal details leaked.Also a mega subby cuck behind closed curtains but like, that's ok, like who cares. It's mostly that he replied to people making fun of him and trolls.Just an autistic retard from the early days of the thread basically, he's not that interesting for anyone other than oldfags.
>>81282813>>81282835>elsewhenIt's more of a general vibe desu, it just reads like an ESL trying a bit too hard to sound native and overcorrecting.
>>81282846i see. thanks for the lore drop, anon.>>81282854you know what? yeah, I kinda get that vibe too, you're right.
>>81282846>horrendous reply timeThis doesn't do it justice. We're talking several hours for a few paragraphs, unbelievable levels of slow.
>>81282875I forgot to add he's confirmed from SEA but desperately LARPS as an english bloke. That's why people make fun of his english, it used to be much, much worse.
>>81282912>>81282846okokok this is starting to sound hilarious, do any of you have his chatlog screencaps?
>>81282846>from the early days of the threadI don't want to know what that makes me.
>>81282935>desperately LARPS as an english bloke.I never saw him doing this, however I do remember him pretending to be Japanese for a while? Presumably because that's less embarrassing than being a Brazillian.
>>81278906Sex the nympho ayys
>>81282633What stupid kinks are those?
>>81282954He did that for a bunch of places, the point is that he makes up from where he is often enough to avoid saying he's from SEA or Brazil, it's been awhile and this has been discussed ad nauseum so details hardly matter. The point is that he's an ESL pretending to be a native.
>>81282996I'm now remembering that he also at some point deleted a profile, then remade it with the same refs and name, and somehow insisted (through his horribly broken "Jouster, alas, that is not I" English) that it wasn't still him. Great guy. Miss him.
>>81282954Hol up, that's why the tred grills brazillians on the regular, because of that retard?
>>81283018I think that would've happened regardless because of Sunny.
>>81282992A lot of it TF adjacent, droneification and mind control and all that.
>>81283025Sunny's from chile or w/e, another language altogether
The funniest part is that any of these posters asking for more deets on Jiyo could very well *be* Jiyo. Back in the day he'd 'anonymously' (you could tell because of his very distinctive writing style) egg people on to 'bully this stupid ESL nigger!', and I vaguely remember there being logs of him trying to set up a bullying psyop in thread. Jiyo is/was the kind of cuck that wanted his teeth kicked in.To the point where he once made a NTR bull Ed Walsz? Weisz? Something with a W to do profileplay bullying against his own Jiyo profile. In Spanish, if it wasn't obvious enough yet.
>>81283027Giving or receiving? Either way yes make
>>81283053this guy sounds genuinely fucking hysterical I came to these threads too late man
>>81283062Pretty much exclusively giving, I've been on the receiving end of stuff like that years ago and it's deep in my brain now. I gotta get it out.
>>81283096MAKE AND SHILL
>>81283099As soon as I find a ref I actually like... all the good witch_hats don't have dicks!
>>81283140With my imagination, any witch hat wearing /c/ will have a massive dick between their legs
>>81283140Put a penis on one you like.
>>81283140Just slop a dick on one or use >>81282633
>>81283140I'll slop it if you want.
the amazon rainforest is dying so your witch can have a dick...
>>81283191poor black people are literally being MURDERED by these witch penises.
>>81283140Use a strap-on and make a pink instead?
>>81283153>>81283169>>81283172I can slop something myself if it comes to that, but I'm going to keep looking for a little bit. There has to be something that speaks to me... >>81283225Don't give me ideas anon
>>81283237But then I can't have her store souls in her balls, no can do.
Got tired of this furpink pestering my MtF characters so now I'm just making them do pussy worship scenes on my /c/ right now.
>>81283352why are you playing oranges, is it a self insert?and also shill?
>>81283434>why are you playing orangesThat would imply transitioning and having an axe wound between the legs. I go for the full gender bending route anon.>and also shill?Depends. Since I actually want purples and hung fem blues more than pinks.
I am getting way too obsessed with adjacent mawplay, I may need to take a break till it resets.
I've always thought tattoos were a bad idea but reading those Puazi comics by Incase really really really makes me wanna get some kind of countershading body mod that only a tattoo could provide.humans would look so much cuter and sexier if we had countershading, just a splash of lightness on the chest, stomach and inner thighsssssss
>>81283871This is the stupidest thing I've read here in all my years of /flg/.
>>81283731>adjacent mawplayExplain further
>>81283731>>81283890vore adjacent mawplay*I think that's self explanatory
>>81278335https://www.f-list.net/c/Juicy%20JailbaitHere's a bingo board I made of my type of man!
>>81283886you know I'm right.human skin is boring as FUCK. one big block of color all around.we'd be so much more interesting to look at if we had a dual color scheme going on. its genuine bullshit, god I wish transhumanism was more than just making yourself look like fuck ugly monster with a bunch of horrific face piercings.
>>81283923Ah yeah that makes sense then
>>81283939okay you just like furshit
>>81283939anyways I NEED to make a Puazi OC.
I hate myself because I have a sick obsession with Marilyn /c/s to the point I lower my standards for shitters if they use his refs.
>>81283938Did IRL me.
>>81283998Why?
You. You, right now. Yes you. I need your help.I need as many nasty, hot slurs for islander women as you can. Native american works too, but like, ideally think Hawaiian. Island bunny is perfect, Kemosabe maybe not so much, but I might call her that anyways. I'm running dry, over here.
>>81284087Snuff yourself
>>81284640>"Shut up and suckwit, Kemosabe~"I laffed
>>81284640nigger
I should log back in but I don't want to have my heart broken from all the people that I liked no longer being around, while the same people I am just flatly not compatible with but like OOC are online for the tenth consecutive year in a row.
>>81284665But she's not a nigger. She's lighter than most white farmers. She's a redskin, an island hole coconut bitch.
>>81278292I like this elf. She looks kind. That's all
>>81284640you will never be a real american
>>81284702>"YOU WILL NEVER FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN">"YOU WILL NEVER FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT">"YOU'LL NEVER FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE"
>>81284678if she's darker than milk, she's a nigger and has a cock
>>81284729>darker than milk>apparently a nigger and has a cock
>>81284757i don't make the rules
>>81284778Old mammy has become old slammy the farmin' futa BBC...
>>81284729I disagree.
>>81284824Name a single flg pink this doesn't apply to that isn't Snu Snu
>>81284839
>>81284899quite literally built to have a monster dong bobeit
>>81284899>furshitDoesn't count.
>>81284899That's 100% a nigger. 1000%. Dirty, disgusting, unlovable farm equipment.
>>81284919Nigga, its /flg/, its mostly fur. If you want human coochie, go touch grass.
Can a character be brown without niggerfuckers getting weird about it?
>>81285050jej, that's some good bait
>>81285098no
>>81283998I play one of these but have mostly stopped logging into him since the types of people who play with him are the types of people who don't care that most of them are shitters
>>81285098I will get weird about it but only while pointing out how pathetic and weird it is at the same time, by playing a weird, pathetic, socially stunted dipshit of a character. Anybody reading it will never, ever think racism is cool again after it comes out of my character's mouth. Best I can do.
>>81284989Built for plowing. Look at those heavy-duty handlebars.
>>81284899I wish she'd log in...
>>81285098No.
>>81285130Being a lil weird about it is fine, I just don't really want all my random approaches being ~unf breed me niggerdaddy~<3
>enter Hyper Endowed>usual clique of terminally online autists are all whining and crying about Twitter>leave Hyper Endowed
>>81285235>breed me>daddyYeah, you're ESPECIALLY not going to find this when playing the dick-slinger in any given scene, I'm sorry.
I'm sick and tired of AI slop nigger porn
>>81285293Then I'll keep looking for a ref... pasty girls only.
>>81285130Nah, racism is cool because its truly subversive. Its the one thing that sets us apart from normies, corporations, liberals and whatever other horrors dwelling in the muck of AI-driven-capitalism.It can't be co-opted like they did to punk, communism, metal, or any ideology under the sun. Nigger.
>>81285326You fags own the government now
>>81285098Niggers are disgusting. They exist to be disgusting.That's like saying>Can a character shit without scatfags being weird about it?And the answer to that is very obviously no.
>>81285098I have made three dark-skinned /c/s in my time on f-list; a pink, a femboy, and recently, a purple. I managed to avoid any raceplay on the pink and the femboy. The ultimate challenge will be the purple.
>>81283938
>>81285333If we really owned the gov, we'd be sending zero dollars overseas to any other country.
>>81285369>Transgender nigger character.What is this, the oppression Olympics? Are you going to make him disabled too?
>>81285333Israel and Russia own the governmentand the maga hats clap and applaud this
>>81285409>purple>transgendernewfag spotted
>>81285414Isn't that what shemale means?
>>81285423No.
>>81285429>shemale>noun>A male-to-female transsexual or transgender person.
>well ackshually dictionary.com saysNewfag tourist confirmed.
>>81278335https://www.f-list.net/c/all%20seven%20sins
>>81278335https://www.f-list.net/c/jiyo/>TQAlmost mandatory!
wow would you look at that, Snu Snu is on yet another pink ref femboy's friendlist! amazing! straight pink by the way!https://www.f-list.net/c/bussy%20gang
>>81285492fuck off 8nigger
>>81285525Yes, that's what straight means. Are you retarded, or just a nigger...?
>>81285333>You fags own the government nowNot even American but no they don't, the Republican voters voted for mass deportations and that hasn't happened
>>81285542Reddit is down the hall to the left, Snu Snu you lying no play bitch.
>>81285577Wouldn't that be you, with your "dadbod" "body positivity" redditnigger? Is fat acceptance and fucking ugly niggers totally 4chan now, retard-kun...?
>>81285542I think this place is unironically overrun with ESLs given how many don't seem to know what words mean.
>>81285542>>81285602>>81285607Samefagging on multiple devices. You'll never fit in, tranny tourist of reddit.
>>81285676>Multiple people think I'm wrong?>No! It must just be one person...!>And he's a tranny! of reddit!
>>81283939Your picrel is literally an ugly monster though, it just sounds like you wanna be a sparklepony
Gimme advice bros. Should I call my pale white pink with white hair Skimmed Milk or should I go with something else since the character wouldn't be lactation focused at all.
>>81283939That character is hot as all fuck, make him?
>>81285735nobody would want to drink skimmed milk anyway
Seafood slop.......
>>81285781That's a man, troony faggot.
>he's still trying to baitPathetic.
>>81285699Funny how none of these "multiple people" you claim exist and also validate your mental illness (YWNBAW) backed you up after I called out your blatant samefagging. Again if your triggered let me show you the door and once more reddit is shrimply down the hall and to the left, try not to trip over your dismembered cock and balls, nigger.
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
>>81285909is this mlp it looks like mlp
this shit gets play and dedicated postpigs meanwhile I regularly go weeks without getting a single replyhttps://www.f-list.net/c/A%20Dildo
>>81285909I don't want this at fucking all. A kid? That uma should be railing her toraina-san 24/7, this is yucky yucky icky gross bluck ewwie.
>>81285909>>>/vmg/
>>81285920I've postpigged for this profile :3
>>81285909Me and ponycutie and our daughter, except she's a horse and also I am taller than her
make her
>>81285964this but tail
men only want one thing and it's disgusting
>>81285920Wish they liked furries.
>>81285909I do but nobody else wants it...>>81285923>yurishit>>>/reddit/ and stay there, NIGGER
>>81285920It's better than your profile. Are you stupid?
>>81285995Mine is way better/c/A Fleshlight
>>81285994I didn't say yuri and certainly didn't mean it and if that's what I said with that japanese honorific it's just because I'm a flagrantly ignorant whitey. I want gold ship to rail and buttbreed MEN.
>>81286010>lowercase White>denigrating Whites by calling them whiteyRedditor spotted.
>>81286061Okay reddita.
>>81286080I win.
>>81285990>>81285964>>81285909
>>81286093It's not a spelling mistake. You can't say redditor, that's like, their word, man. You gotta say reddita.
>>81286108YWNBAW2-0
>>81285128Which one are you? I think I've seen two flg Marilyns.
>>81285964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFI-BV9EJY
>>81285981It's really too bad that there aren't more profiles about Imperfect Cell in particular. He's a cutie.
>>81286227YOU ARE SO WEAKYOU ARE SO WEAKTHE SUBJUGATORS OF THE EARTH WILL SKIN ALIVE THE MEEK
>>81285981>>81286229WISH Ponycutie would make her (male).
>All this terrible tasteQuiet, public room futa slaves. A straight human blue is speaking.
>Quiet, public room futa slaves. A straight human blue is speaking.
>>81286383nice selfie, redditor.
>>81286354I know you're a nigger because you're posting DBZ
>>81286229The face and gravely old man voice ruin him for me.I'd rather be an autistic faggot and stick a Cell tail on some other cuter character.
>>81286431>the show literally about idolizing Aryan superhumans that beat up foreign invadersYeah nice try, DBZ is a nazi anime you stupid nigger. Maybe you should go watch some Legend of Korra and Velma and other DEI tranny shit you dumb redditor.
>He fell for it
>>81286324ponycutie wants to fuck him though
>>81286541>women wanting to fuck instead of being fuckedYou do know that unlike in your yuritranny anime and porn that actual women have vaginas, yes?
>jakfaggotryGo back, child.
>>81285964I was surprised by how good Mewgenics’ ost was considering how shit a job Ridiculon did in Rebirth.Vorefags, would you Guillotina?
>>81286383>>81286509DoK reaction images btw
>>81286218https://www.f-list.net/c/clusterfox/
>>81286600Leave Cutie of Krypton out of this.
>go back child
>>81286622Ponycutie looks like this except she is a delicious brown girl and she has a full head of hair styled as an afro and instead of water it's my human cum
