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haha i hate myself

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81452955/
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posscraft is dead (RIP)
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look at him
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look at me
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>>81463581
>hugs
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when i was a kid i knew someone from a religious household who had a dream about satan one night and from that day forward they believed they were eternally doomed to burn in hell when they died and couldn't do anything about it that really must suck to think haha
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it does suck to think
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look at this
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>>81463737
pbf who looks at my sweaty buffhole like this
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i thought maybe im supposed to be alone
possums are always alone arent they
but maybe possums aren't happy either
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I might try doing a sous vide with the chashu and then searing it after it cools down and see if that keeps it from unfolding. I'm also gonna do a chocolate marble cake cuz I finally got a bunch of cocoa powder.
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>>81463823
>homo-owned farns
owning a farm with the pbf and selling budder from our budder trees...
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>>81463823
just be sure to roll and tie it super tight time to practice some cooking knots
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shavetard babyface bros
how we holding up?
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>>81463878
you asked this last thread it still doesnt mean anything
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>>81463853
can we open a little market at the front of our property that sells pies and things
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as a hairy fur chad i love smoothskin babyface boys
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>>81463859
I like the surgeon's knot it's what Julia used and Alton. It's also easy to remember lol

>>81463878
Thanks for reminding me I need to shave tomorrow
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beard people always look like clowns unless they also have long hair and are the captain of a cool ship
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>>81463918
selling applepies with the pbf during the day.... and then at night he gives you creamp
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>>81463954
when i worked on a boat I was clean shaven and looked cool
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>>81463933
>Thanks for reminding me I need to shave tomorrow
hope you lack natural confidence and look 14 just like you want bby
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The sunset was pretty tonight.
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>>81464038
be careful taking pics while driving
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i wanna go to bed but my cat is sleeping on top of me and my right arm
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do you ever see people that make you go damn that guy has to look himself in the mirror every day and confront the fact that he exists and looks like that
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>>81464099
yeah when i look at myself on the mirror so i try to avoid them
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i start feeling so empty out of nowhere sometimes
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>>81464099
nope
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oops forgot to post the finished puzzle thanks possies
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i wish i wasnt a schizophrenic person
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>>81464269
who are you quoting
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somebody posted a picture I drew last thread and I was wondering how they got it but then I remembered that I posted it once like over a year ago and now I'm just astonished that someone has had that drawing on their computer for that long
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>>81464285
why do i have to be quoting anyone
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>>81464286
i have it too
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>>81464298
i dunno why do you
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pbf with attachment issues
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>>81464302
*deletes it*
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pbf with attachment issues (as in his limbs cant stay attached to his body so they sometimes fall off)
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pbf with attachment issues (he always forgets to attach files to his emails before hitting send)
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i cant think of a third one so can i just say i get sad when he goes to work
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i wish instead of working five days a week i worked 1 day a week but still made the same amount of money
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todays plan:
>get drunk
>dye hair
>get more drunk
>walk to park and spy on gay people cruising
>pass out
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O k a have drank a bottle of wine and 4 beers hello yes I use 4chud pass
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Oh I killed the thread I'm sorry fuck
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>>81464696
good plan good bun
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todays plan:
>go to bed regretful of the things i was supposed to do today but didn't and scared of the things i have to do tomorrow but probably wont
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>>81464696
what drink
what color dye
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>>81464737
this is me posting on 4Chuds
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>>81465066
I have drank whiskey and 2 more beers I'm feeling better it's ok. Wine is a bad drunk but I'm a good drunk now.
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>>81464967
mhm mhm
>>81465032
bourbon and cokey cola
im gonna dye the top half of my hair blonde and leave the bottom as brunette. im going for a lesbiancore type of look lol.
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>>81464696
i wish i knew were people gay cruise here
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i amd drinking 4 tallboys of busch and then probably several longnecks of shock top and a vizzy or two and i am probably going to demolish my penis and fuck around with my sewing machine
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>>81465141
I'll gay cruise ship my dick into your gay butthole port homo uhh POOP DECK
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>>81465141
go on sniffies and see?
its not hard silly poss
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>>81465161
Cute you have a sewing machine? I'm cooking poss not that one the other one that no one likes I'm drinking because I'm bored not because I'm sad I was playing binding of isaac earlier but I died a bunch and so I ate pizza and now I'm laying in bed with a bottle of Jack Daniels apple btw this shit tastes like ass. I wanna get into knitting and making crafts
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what if we
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>>81465183
easy there, butt pirate
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>>81465224
i would rather

>>81465215
im hoping to start cooking at home again since my living circumstances have changed and i finally have access to the kitchen again. im gonna make a fursuit but i need to learn hoiw to sew again and how to sew fur which is really hard to do at the same time :c
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>>81465255
YARGG YE GOT ME YA SCRUFFY HOG, WE BE A BUNCH OF WHITE SEAMEN NOTHIN A HOLD CAN'T HANDLE YAR HAR FIDDLE DEEZ NUTS

I'm a tree.
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>>81465273
doesnt this shit just make you go to sleep
whats the point
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>>81465310
if you drink enough and manage to stay awake for long enough you start to see some really whack shit
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>>81465310
dxm lets you teleport
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my tummy and guts hurt
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>>81465328
I just take magic mushrooms cough syrup is weak shit. I've been saving a bunch of dried ones for my future bf.
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i wanna do shrooms
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i had a stomach ache today at work and i went out for a smoke break and farted a bunch and it went away
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>>81465493
Sadly you live very far away from where I live because I decidedly moved to the middle of nowhere to be away from anyone. But mushrooms are still great.
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>>81465328
>>81465329
this sounds really scary and like i'll lose an iq point afterwards
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poss is so mean by not letting me play with his or her or they/them/their penis
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https://youtube.com/shorts/AxMlvwNjWeM?si=ISNzyM23R8IcT829
kibby :3
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whats with all the annoying pricks
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>>81465736
i wish sneo pard was real
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>>81465736
i wish i was a pretty kitty
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>>81465783
stop wishing start doing
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I've only had continuous contact with one poss through discord and he's a nice guy. Other posses I've talked to slowly disappear but this guy strangely continues to communicate with me since November. Mostly once a week or so but he's cool. I look forward to his messages it's always a delight.
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>>81465795
i am doing
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>>81465833
good
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>>81465833
skunk skunk skunk
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freon cat (normalsville) bought groceries
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>>81466004
patto ur catto :3
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>>81466004
okay thanks for the update
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>>81466004
no greens...
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>>81465811
are you one of those people whose main form of communication is sharing stuff about yourself while never or almost never asking questions about or being interested in the other person? i dont have discord or know posums but i have known people online where the only thing i can say to them that they respond to is oh cool or wow nice congratulations on doing that until our chat log is just them sending me pictures of stuff theyve done recently and me pretending to care with me occasionally mentioning something about myself which is ignored completely and those people i do ghost because they either have no social skills at all and not in a cute way or are so up their own ass that all they actually want is someone to creatively praise and complement them.
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>>81466067
Why do you need greens when you have Synergy® The Real Kombucha™ Trilogy®?
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>>81466017
no problem possy ill keep you posted as the situation updates
>>81466067
he is getting dragged for that a little people are saying “three berries and no greens are you a deer” but hes holding strong. i could never post my groceries so in a way i admire him and his courage.
>>81466113
this is a really good post
>>81466070
this is a really good post too and i have also encountered people like this. they want you to be chatgpt to them basically.
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>>81466070
You're right I'm a pile of shit I should ask how he's doing more I'm a narcissistic pile of shit I try to get praise to fill the void in my life because I have no friends or people to complement things I do so I just spam attack the thread and discord people because its keeping me from killing myself I dunno what else to do I have just been filling the void for a few years and I'm really thinking I should just finish the job but I kinda want someone to legitimately talk me out of it but in the meantime I'm doing my hobbies and just trying to distract myself from the ever ticking clock as I watch the days and years and decades pass by I hope it's over soon I'm sorry
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I just woke up can I get a kiss
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>>81466429
and can you make it last forever
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>>81466429
mwah
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started getting into ballbusting...
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>>81466516
taking or giving
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>>81466522
taking
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>>81466534
*slap*
am i doing this right
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>>81466429
mwah!!!
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>>81466438
>>81466448
>>81466595
Thank you hehe :)
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>>81466516
horrible
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One of you would suck my cock and make me cum if I asked and that’s very touching
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why are skyrim horses so fucking stupid mine keeps dying
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>>81466714
you hafta buy the armor
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clingy lynx bf
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cryptid bobcat gf
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i wanna get boba tomorrow but there are lots of sweets in the house
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ftmpbf who draws shota
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homeless again
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I don't know if it's simply hard to eat in the morning or if I'm just struggling with this porridge
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>>81466911
I wish shotas were real… *le sigh
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7e3RhKJ5ts
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done and done
commencing getting more drunk
>>81466429
kisses you 20x nonstop all over your face rapid fire
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>>81467072
how many homosexuals did you see
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>>81467119
i only did my hair
gotta wait another hour before it gets darkish and the gays come out to play~
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>>81467163
girls its 3am wyd
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>>81467178
its 5 mins to 6pm
are you the drunk one?
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who the fuck lives in perth
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really really cool people...
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All the cool furries ik live in Perth
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i think he talkin bout me :D
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>>81467299
Let’s have sex
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two uncs having sex
two uncs having sex
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Well I’m actually 21 so
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>>81467403
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im taking a poop right now on the toilet
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i need someone to be kitties with
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>>81467319
my schedule is quite busy today
but ok
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>>81467455
Sorry I’ll have to back out I didn’t know you would say yes I’m too shy :(
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>>81467480
dangit ._.
well ive got irl yaoi to attend to. laters.
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>>81467440
i would be kitties with you but my kitty type can be a little hissy sometimes and gets aggressive if anyone tries to take my food is that okay
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>>81467598
can we take turns using eachothers tummies as pillows and do this from time to time
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can i be the rapist kitty
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>>81467644
yes actually that would be so wonderful that it would make me start purring immediately and start licking you too in a friendly way. i am very sleepy sometimes so that would be wonderful…
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can i be the rapist kitty
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>>81467876
Okay, but you have to have a good flow, just coming with lyrics isn't enough
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>>81467959
n-no i mean- okay, you know what, nevermind..
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i woke up and then i sat down in front of my computer right away
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>>81467480
Biggest fumble of haha 2026?
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kind of disturbed about being abused by my family again but i dont live with them anymore so i can finally be comfy
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>>81468204
i spammed in one of the threads
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>>81468336
i would kill ur family if u wanted me 2 i have god powers so its no biggie
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>>81468129
living the fucking dream possy
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>>81468358
i cant blame them for living in such a fucked up society that ruins everyones minds. i will just avoid them until their manic depression cycles back
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>>81466953
how did that happen. where are you?
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>>81468406
yeah its fantastic i love doing nothing all day
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>>81468455
jealous of you but in a friendly way possy keep living the fucking dream its there for you so go take it!!!
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>>81468645
i lied its not fantastic i hate myself im a worthless worm
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I fantasize all day at work about getting home and being productive but then when I get home I'm too mentally exhausted to do anything and I wind up vegetating in front of high dopamine slop and it feels like my consciousness is being datamoshed through a taffy puller
I don't know how to fix this
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>>81468694
you need a neet friend, who is all of that while your working, when you get home, you motivate each other
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today i got an illegal immigrant deported from the us
i could tell they were an illegal immigrant because they werent white
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Good job on protecting your country and community possum
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fuck you
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trying to order snacks
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>>81468694
>I
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>>81469528
what are we getting
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mewgenics is fun
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>>81469611
it is!

>>81469603
I got like $8 off so I'm getting a zero baja blast, 5oz of pistachios, Reese's x Oreo peanut butter cups, 6.3oz of Pizzeria Combos, 2 Strawberry Pop-Tarts, Chex Mix Savory, and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar
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im playing fallout 3 and having fun
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>>81469560
hey can anyone tell me what this meme is originally from pleeeaaassee i mean the one without the possum, ive seen it all the time and never understood...
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hate that today is sunny
hate that the next is coming
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>>81469659
this is the original meme and it's pretty self explanatory imo
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>>81469659
idk what movie this is but the scene is where an undercover jew orders two beers by doing the non german hand sign, blowing his cover
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>>81469665
omori fans when they want more basil art
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>>81469680
it's citizen kane
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im playing resident evil requin does anybody else think leon is ho
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>>81469659
inglorious bastards
germans would use their thumb+index+middle when ordering three beers, but americans use their index+middle+ring fingers
so it gives them away in a subtle yet obvious way, and is used as a meme for similar stuff. when someone is pretending to be who they're not and let slip a sign that indicates it as so
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>>81469675
jamburger
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>>81469750
I was about to make this post but then you did and now I have no purpose in life thanks
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>>81469750
sorcerers usually have a scar on their hand. the american way effectively hides the scar
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It kinda sucks that a lot of quentin tarantinos movies are good because he's such a hateable person
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>>81469750
thank you poss i wasn't fully expecting such a nice response. i should really watch that movie ive been meaning to for years.
also i would like to say i love love love the poss edit i saw when it was first posted a few threads ago.
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>>81469647
i dont think i'd ever personally order any of those things but i would whine and beg that you share them all if that makes sense
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Does anyone here also like fallout 3
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>>81469974
yes
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if i loved you less will you love me more?
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>>81469974
not really
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>>81469974
its my favorite fallout game
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>>81470054
i dont know who you are, poss
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>>81469974
it's pretty cool
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would you be okay with being boyfriends with a scalie?
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>>81470215
I would be boyfriends with anyone as long as they are atleast a 4/10 in looks and has good hygiene and smells nice and doesn’t hit or abuse me
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>>81470215
yeah why not
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. . .
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its okay to do nothing
no one cares
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>>81470377
i feel kind of bad doing nothing
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spiraling today
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>>81469974
I played it again not too long ago it's alright
The main story kinda sucks but not as bad as Fallout 4
Gameplay felt like New Vegas but without the few QoL things obsidian added so not great
The side quests are fun though
Still probably the second best 3D fallout
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>>81470423
isnt fallout 3 almost only the main quest
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I found the story to be alright. I don’t think I could really tell you what I disliked about it. I loved exploring the world though.
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>>81470398
just another day of the week that ends in "day"
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>>81470438
Not really no
Fallout 3 probably has some of the better side quests in the series
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>>81470357
somebody big and strong needs to teach zary the proper pushup form (its not against a tree)
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>>81470477
*does this instead*
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>>81470498
dont pick him he's not ripe he hasn't developed his cool racing stripe down his forehead yet you HAVE to put him back and feed him nerds gummy clusters with a pair of tweezers
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>>81470465
It's too linear for a proper rpg, that's what kills it for me. Although Bethesda really sucks at non-linearity in their rpgs so going in expecting any different is just asking to be disappointed.
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>>81470526
>feed him nerds gummy clusters with a pair of tweezers
they can feed themselves ive seen it before
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eat beef jerky instead of those sugar balls
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>>81470477
he's sharpening his claws leave him alone
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pbf who explores abandoned houses with you in the middle of the night
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generational wealth inheritors be like yeah i'll take the uhhhh lar- oh wow......yeah the uhh small bag of beef jerky please
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i'll jerk your beef if you know what i mean
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>>81470215
I would keep him warm at night and watch him struggle to eat noodles.
10/10
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Chicken tendies and chips for tea for me
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>>81470581
the only thing zaries need sharp claws for is gripping the sheets tighter
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neither of those are tea though
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how are posses celebrating the year of the horse?
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>>81470962
I hate you and want you dead *kisses you*
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>>81466911
ftm shota
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Important video everyone watch now https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVXSjpSAVA1/
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>>81470215
do i get to bang out the slit even though it makes him uncomfortable and sad? :3c
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>>81471088
i don't get it
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>>81471088
Awwwww
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>>81471088
i don’t have a posstagram account
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>>81465224
the funny thing about this artist is that he posts all the animations they make on his pornhub where he and his boyfriend also do irl pup play porn lol
https://www.pornhub.com/model/twinkyeen
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>>81469332
wolp boys are so naughty...
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time to drink oup
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>>81471088
i really liked this thank you for posting it (i have included marts naked pictures as payment)
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>>81470498
this looks like someone playing with their toy making zoom sounds
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>>81471391
okay i regret clicking that
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>>81471416
its mart naked what did you expect…
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>>81471457
I didn't read your post I just clicked the image
this one is nice I don't like seeing animal pussies
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>>81471391
okay i dont regret clicking that
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>>81469974
yea
i've tried NV and 4 like a dozen times and i can never get into them like i do with 3
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who tf is twinkfying the yeens
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>>81471365
His ass is NOT casting spells
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>>81471457
can i have some anthro possums
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servali...
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i am eating a tub of ben and jerrys cookie dough ice cream for dinner. and ill probably wont eat a whole lot tomorrow except for maybe some tomatoes and some other stuff
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bwing
servali's gale is now ready
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>>81471527
and why did they forget me
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>>81471504
thats ok i dont blame you. if it helps i dont think actual marten pussy looks like that.
>>81471505
thank you hes cute i think and well drawn.
>>81471553
yeah…
>>81471559
i wanna pet him like the kitty he is and ask him nicely to make his fox my bf
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>>81471627
another, please
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>>81471708
the pbf….
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>>81471627
this guy went from posssona to martsona do you think he posts here
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anubian jackals are so sexo
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>>81471801
why's his martsona look like a fuckin weeb
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>>81471801
i like to think he does and occasionally looks at my posts and goes “ive never drawn this but my slutty fox has an equally slutty but monogamous friend of the same species and if he was real he would be dating the possum writing those posts in a very aggressive but loving way”
>>81471808
“and he can pull off an anubian jackal cosplay super well and sometimes does that like with body paint and jewelry and everything”
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>>81471837
martens are originally from japan
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this video is what i imagine its like to have possum friends irl https://x.com/wolpmaxxing/status/2028509928713818152
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>>81471792
this SPICY opeebo's text bubbles should not be read with the animal crossing aiioueouu gibberish voice in mind
it SHOULD be read with the spicy biba going rrreehhh gahhh raahh hiss at the camera in mind
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>>81471985
personally if my pbf wore something like that and let me pull it down and told me to use him i would be so enthralled i would not hear a word he said except the ones telling me to hurry up like holy shit he looks cute
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>>81471801
>he
posses...
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>>81471955
careful, poss
this is how they get inside of you
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>>81472006
>didn't even hear his spicy pobbum chirping at him to pull out
uh oh someone's getting bitten a lot like 6 times
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pooping in pellets like
haha i'm a bunny
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some of you niggas need to get laid asap
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>>81472104
i cant imagine having sex with someone unless they are unconscious
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>>81472104
which ones and why
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>>81472073
inside of me like
inside of my shirt with their wet noses and stuff? because if they were poss friends i could tolerate it… let the em have their sniff time…
>>81472077
each bite is another hit directly to his posstate until the only thing hes making cute animal crossing noises about is how hard his wosser is cumming
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>>81471365
*does this to him*
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>>81472104
im an unlayable nigga
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slept like 8 hours and ive been feeling sleepy even after just waking up
just had lunch so i should wait a bit if i want to make some coffee
maybe i should take a shower or something
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do they have critter time in the posshouse
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>>81472370
yes but only in the designated wings
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>>81472370
there are some parts of the posshouse where its always critter time
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im drinking beer
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having an intervention with therianposs and letting him know that he's not a cute dog or wolf
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he's kinda me
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looks at you like this
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>>81472646
why are you in a burrito your not food
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>>81472654
>your not food
...
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looks
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lots of mushrooms for my pizza being posted in here right now
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these are actaully possums, not mushrooms
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possums are a type of mushroom, if you think about it
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oh god can you make my heart stop
hit me with your kill shot bay beeee
i mean it so serious
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he's making that face again
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>>81472773
theyre pretty big mushrooms
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it's goodmorningtime
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does anybody want tacos im gonna make
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*touches your anal skin tag*
im sorry i wasnt there to protect you
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just finished watching a long kotor 2 lets play and now i feeel a bit empty
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>>81473445
this happens to me too but not lets plays i dont realy watch lets plays anyrmore
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>>81473555
what do you watch instead?
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>>81473595
just random youtube essays i gues
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video game essays are the worst and they are wrong and they shape your brain into needing an authority figure just to play games
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>>81473614
i always find the personalities of the video essay people in my recommendations to be too annoying to be able to watch. unfortunately for me
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>>81473081
i love their little tongues
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>>81473661
i am very picky with my essays for that reason i dont watch essayslop
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defunctland…
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>>81473678
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>>81473701
!!!!! (top right)
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>>81473701
oooo big tongue
is he allowed to have that
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>>81473720
“yummy snack for possums” is what i say when i make a really tasty granola yogurt bowl
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>>81473701
imagine if they knew how to stick their tongues out as a joke. they would be so powerful.
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>>81473682
i only have like one guy i like but he only uploads once every 4 months
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crazy that trump is like a superhero
it turns out you can just do so things
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crazy that im is like a loser
it turns out i can just not so things
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im fat
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>>81473950
i feel like i would go to one of these things and feel stressed out and sweaty and then walk home and not talk to anyone and it would be a waste of time
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im kinda excited for the double stuffed autism pokemon game this week
i hope there are other pobbles to play prop hunt with and check out each others cozy little village
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shota on shota sex
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shotacon on shotacon sex
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i feel bad for ferris even though hes smelly
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>>81474074
>>81474097
cook
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age difference brother on brother incest where little bro tops big bro as practice and then they cuddle after and the big bro goes "you fucked my butt so good little bro, youre gonna make your future boyfriend happy" and the little bro goes a little sad and thinks to himself "but i want you to be my boyfriend big bro..."
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>>81474074
>>81474097
need one of those
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i wish i were sucking dick right now
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im gonna stop jerking off every day
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ERPing shota on shota sex with your pbf
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>>81474583
what are you gonna do instead
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>>81474589
nothing
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dads who bottom
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>>81473970
better waste there than waste here
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>>81473647
how would you need an authority figure to play minecraft
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>>81474702
i need to be able to show the things i build to someone and have them praise me or else everything feels worthless
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Song That Makes Tigers Gay
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>>81474758
i watched that
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government is releasing extraterrestrial images
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>>81474715
what if they hate it
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>>81474805
zlorp glerb gleep bloop pbf zlop glep glep
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>>81471391
>>81471457
peak gay artist on the gay grass doodling gay animals
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>>81474824
i would probably get defensive and call them stupid
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>>81474839
gzeer kpnzu aeeg 'faggot' mnnzg plugugu regeaeg
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>>81474715
i remember building something for a poss a long time ago and he loved it and im still happy about it
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>>81474337
me too i actually want him to be happy again even though i also want him to be hit with a brick
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>>81474879
really good
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>>81474840
weirdly those pictures made me feel happy for them in ways that normal irl pictures dont. isnt that what we all want? irl critter time???
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>>81474879
i love this poss looks so happy
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should i woss hard to midna tonight yes or no
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>>81475026
yeah go for it
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>>81474487
hahaha oh wow this didnt get me hard hahahahah totally not going to cum to this hahahahahaahah wow
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>>81475057
thanks poss. maybe i have what it takes to make it in the furry porn industry
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>>81474861
you should rape them inside the gay building they hate so much
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>>81475258
kissing the pbf in the tiny gay brick shack...
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isnt a shack a wooden building can a shack also be made of bricks
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i have never gone outside the country alone
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>>81475086
is he okay
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>>81475037
ok thanks poss ill make you proud
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extremely important video https://x.com/puppieslover/status/2028509631744807082
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>>81470968
i dont celebrate anything
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>>81475427
>>81472472
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got asked if i wanted to be a model again
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stop being depressed and start getting your dih pressed
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>>81475547
take it so you can be a cool underground model that has a niche following on twitter and stuff
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>>81475473
celebrate this dick in your mouth fuck nigga
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whats with creepy fuckers dressed in black just staring at me. im giving them the evil eye curse next time they do that
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>>81475280
*kiss u
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>>81475620
is that wendigoon
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>>81475535
but im a kitty and not a therian just a human who is quite kitty in many ways (really more “grown cat” but that sounds odd and less cute)
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I was trying to adjust my night colors on Linux and accidentally opened FNAF 2 :sob:
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>>81475630
isn't wendigoon an asshole?
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>>81475697
is been so long since ive seen my poss lost to this monster the pbf behind the wosser
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I'm convinced the 67 meme is a psyop by 4chan and my main evidence is that if you make a post the percent thing will freeze at 67 for a few seconds.
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ok unc
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wolf bf is whining again
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howl at him
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unc on unc sex
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i will never do anything or go anywhere
the sooner i accept that the better
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>>81475815
you are posting and you are here
i believe in you think you can
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ok on ok sex
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i hate people even more for some reason
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>>81475794
pet him!!!
>>81475794
pet him!!!!!
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>>81475877
got bad dick again
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i hate my parents leave me the fuck alone in my room please
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>>81475970
i wish i could do that and not freak them out or get bitten…
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>>81475851
your wrong on every account
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i took a couple pills. now i dont care
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>>81476113
what kind of pills
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>>81476067
even my bank account
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>>81476122
just benadryl
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>>81476113
imagining you saying this and then getting into a car with a really loud engine
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>>81476140
i find it hard to believe that benadryl actually makes you stop caring about anything
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>>81476182
youre an idiot so id imagine youre too stupid to understand
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>>81469753
*chirp*
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any pictures of poss and zary coexisting?
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how fast can i lose 15 kg of fat
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nvm found one
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>>81476200
*yore
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>>81476348
they prey on straight boys
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>>81476371
you're just going to pretend to be straight arent you
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>>81476446
everything i try to do is pretending to be someone im not
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>>81476476
ive never had cheese balls. are they tasty?
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>>81476557
tastes bland to me
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>>81476557
3/5 snack
a tub is in peril if its next to me
but not in peril on the store shelf
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>>81476348
>>81476371
>>81476446
>>81476469
I want to be a small human boy walking down an alleyway and get stopped by these two sluts who then pin me up against a wall and tease me and call me cute and stuff and some other stuff happens is this normal
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>>81476601
i think thats normal, but its as me as i am just now, a 30 year old ugly fat virgin
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mfw creepy ass fursuits
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>>81476601
me too but they are smaller than me im my actual self
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>>81476628
pushes you against the wall
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you couldn't actually pin me but i would let you try it to make you happy
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>>81476808
your strength will leave you when you are under the influence of gay chemicals
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erm i think i fucked up in a place or two by not being studious enough but i wont give up
i still have years ahead of me and ill make the best use of them however i can
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>>81476851
i say this every day then i dont
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>>81476851
this isn't very possy...
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>>81476318
seconds if you use a knife
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>>81476828
that's soo true, it's like my kryptonize
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so this is me
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>>81476929
you're kinda unappealing desu
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>>81476943
yeah thats what im going for
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>>81476851
relatable and i'm gonna start reading the textbook BEFORE class instead of as a supplemental review after class only as needed like we used to in highschool
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>>81476959
why are you making yourself ugly on purpose?
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>>81475717
i think he's fine. the most i can be pissed at him about it making blood meridian into a reddit meme
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its impossible to be unappealing if you have tits
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yall been to the shape store lately
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did a perfect 5/10 drawing
too sucky to feel good uploading, too "eh, it's fine" to feel happy not uploading.
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>>81477083
you should upload it so you don't become one of those 'nothing i do is ever good enough' artists who post once every 7 months
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i know its wrong but im so freaking horny
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>>81477000
didn't i see them turn you away for being too square?
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>>81476979
I recall him doing something shitty a while ago. lemme check. Ok it might have been false accusations?
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so when you turn 30 then sitting on your ass in front of a computer for all your 20s suddenly catch up with you and all your tendons and ligaments start hurting, thats good to know now when its too late
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i want to lick a skinny girl whole body damn it im such a freaking creep
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>>81477172
ok yeah looked into it. nothing he's done is remotely cancellable.
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>>81477177
and then you dont notice the mini strokes from a poor diet progressively dissolving whats left of your sanity
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>>81477126
lol that's me
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>>81477245
thats not real
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steadily learning about cnidarians and hydrazoas and jellyfishes

nematocysts are pretty cool they use osmotic pressure to shoot neurotoxin harpoon guns
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>>81477297
oh shit it's that thing spopngebob watched porn of.
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>>81477292
youre not real
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>>81477177
with my medical condition that was already a problem since i was nine i wish i had such a youth to look back on
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>>81477310
i am real...



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