haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81452955/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
look at him
look at me
>>81463581>hugs
when i was a kid i knew someone from a religious household who had a dream about satan one night and from that day forward they believed they were eternally doomed to burn in hell when they died and couldn't do anything about it that really must suck to think haha
it does suck to think
look at this
>>81463737pbf who looks at my sweaty buffhole like this
i thought maybe im supposed to be alonepossums are always alone arent theybut maybe possums aren't happy either
I might try doing a sous vide with the chashu and then searing it after it cools down and see if that keeps it from unfolding. I'm also gonna do a chocolate marble cake cuz I finally got a bunch of cocoa powder.
>>81463823>homo-owned farnsowning a farm with the pbf and selling budder from our budder trees...
>>81463823just be sure to roll and tie it super tight time to practice some cooking knots
shavetard babyface broshow we holding up?
>>81463878you asked this last thread it still doesnt mean anything
>>81463853can we open a little market at the front of our property that sells pies and things
as a hairy fur chad i love smoothskin babyface boys
>>81463859I like the surgeon's knot it's what Julia used and Alton. It's also easy to remember lol>>81463878Thanks for reminding me I need to shave tomorrow
beard people always look like clowns unless they also have long hair and are the captain of a cool ship
>>81463918selling applepies with the pbf during the day.... and then at night he gives you creamp
>>81463954when i worked on a boat I was clean shaven and looked cool
>>81463933>Thanks for reminding me I need to shave tomorrowhope you lack natural confidence and look 14 just like you want bby
The sunset was pretty tonight.
>>81464038be careful taking pics while driving
i wanna go to bed but my cat is sleeping on top of me and my right arm
do you ever see people that make you go damn that guy has to look himself in the mirror every day and confront the fact that he exists and looks like that
>>81464099yeah when i look at myself on the mirror so i try to avoid them
i start feeling so empty out of nowhere sometimes
>>81464099nope
oops forgot to post the finished puzzle thanks possies
i wish i wasnt a schizophrenic person
>>81464269who are you quoting
somebody posted a picture I drew last thread and I was wondering how they got it but then I remembered that I posted it once like over a year ago and now I'm just astonished that someone has had that drawing on their computer for that long
>>81464285why do i have to be quoting anyone
>>81464286i have it too
>>81464298i dunno why do you
pbf with attachment issues
>>81464302*deletes it*
pbf with attachment issues (as in his limbs cant stay attached to his body so they sometimes fall off)
pbf with attachment issues (he always forgets to attach files to his emails before hitting send)
i cant think of a third one so can i just say i get sad when he goes to work
i wish instead of working five days a week i worked 1 day a week but still made the same amount of money
todays plan:>get drunk>dye hair>get more drunk>walk to park and spy on gay people cruising>pass out
O k a have drank a bottle of wine and 4 beers hello yes I use 4chud pass
Oh I killed the thread I'm sorry fuck
>>81464696good plan good bun
todays plan:>go to bed regretful of the things i was supposed to do today but didn't and scared of the things i have to do tomorrow but probably wont
>>81464696what drink what color dye
>>81464737this is me posting on 4Chuds
>>81465066I have drank whiskey and 2 more beers I'm feeling better it's ok. Wine is a bad drunk but I'm a good drunk now.
>>81464967mhm mhm>>81465032bourbon and cokey colaim gonna dye the top half of my hair blonde and leave the bottom as brunette. im going for a lesbiancore type of look lol.
>>81464696i wish i knew were people gay cruise here
i amd drinking 4 tallboys of busch and then probably several longnecks of shock top and a vizzy or two and i am probably going to demolish my penis and fuck around with my sewing machine
>>81465141I'll gay cruise ship my dick into your gay butthole port homo uhh POOP DECK
>>81465141go on sniffies and see?its not hard silly poss
>>81465161Cute you have a sewing machine? I'm cooking poss not that one the other one that no one likes I'm drinking because I'm bored not because I'm sad I was playing binding of isaac earlier but I died a bunch and so I ate pizza and now I'm laying in bed with a bottle of Jack Daniels apple btw this shit tastes like ass. I wanna get into knitting and making crafts
what if we
>>81465183easy there, butt pirate
>>81465224i would rather>>81465215im hoping to start cooking at home again since my living circumstances have changed and i finally have access to the kitchen again. im gonna make a fursuit but i need to learn hoiw to sew again and how to sew fur which is really hard to do at the same time :c
>>81465255YARGG YE GOT ME YA SCRUFFY HOG, WE BE A BUNCH OF WHITE SEAMEN NOTHIN A HOLD CAN'T HANDLE YAR HAR FIDDLE DEEZ NUTSI'm a tree.
>>81465273doesnt this shit just make you go to sleepwhats the point
>>81465310if you drink enough and manage to stay awake for long enough you start to see some really whack shit
>>81465310dxm lets you teleport
my tummy and guts hurt
>>81465328I just take magic mushrooms cough syrup is weak shit. I've been saving a bunch of dried ones for my future bf.
i wanna do shrooms
i had a stomach ache today at work and i went out for a smoke break and farted a bunch and it went away
>>81465493Sadly you live very far away from where I live because I decidedly moved to the middle of nowhere to be away from anyone. But mushrooms are still great.
>>81465328>>81465329this sounds really scary and like i'll lose an iq point afterwards
poss is so mean by not letting me play with his or her or they/them/their penis
https://youtube.com/shorts/AxMlvwNjWeM?si=ISNzyM23R8IcT829kibby :3
whats with all the annoying pricks
>>81465736i wish sneo pard was real
>>81465736i wish i was a pretty kitty
>>81465783stop wishing start doing
I've only had continuous contact with one poss through discord and he's a nice guy. Other posses I've talked to slowly disappear but this guy strangely continues to communicate with me since November. Mostly once a week or so but he's cool. I look forward to his messages it's always a delight.
>>81465795i am doing
>>81465833good
>>81465833skunk skunk skunk
freon cat (normalsville) bought groceries
>>81466004patto ur catto :3
>>81466004okay thanks for the update
>>81466004no greens...
>>81465811are you one of those people whose main form of communication is sharing stuff about yourself while never or almost never asking questions about or being interested in the other person? i dont have discord or know posums but i have known people online where the only thing i can say to them that they respond to is oh cool or wow nice congratulations on doing that until our chat log is just them sending me pictures of stuff theyve done recently and me pretending to care with me occasionally mentioning something about myself which is ignored completely and those people i do ghost because they either have no social skills at all and not in a cute way or are so up their own ass that all they actually want is someone to creatively praise and complement them.
>>81466067Why do you need greens when you have Synergy® The Real Kombucha™ Trilogy®?
>>81466017no problem possy ill keep you posted as the situation updates>>81466067he is getting dragged for that a little people are saying “three berries and no greens are you a deer” but hes holding strong. i could never post my groceries so in a way i admire him and his courage.>>81466113this is a really good post>>81466070this is a really good post too and i have also encountered people like this. they want you to be chatgpt to them basically.
>>81466070You're right I'm a pile of shit I should ask how he's doing more I'm a narcissistic pile of shit I try to get praise to fill the void in my life because I have no friends or people to complement things I do so I just spam attack the thread and discord people because its keeping me from killing myself I dunno what else to do I have just been filling the void for a few years and I'm really thinking I should just finish the job but I kinda want someone to legitimately talk me out of it but in the meantime I'm doing my hobbies and just trying to distract myself from the ever ticking clock as I watch the days and years and decades pass by I hope it's over soon I'm sorry
I just woke up can I get a kiss
>>81466429and can you make it last forever
>>81466429mwah
started getting into ballbusting...
>>81466516taking or giving
>>81466522taking
>>81466534*slap*am i doing this right
>>81466429mwah!!!
>>81466438>>81466448>>81466595Thank you hehe :)
>>81466516horrible
One of you would suck my cock and make me cum if I asked and that’s very touching
why are skyrim horses so fucking stupid mine keeps dying
>>81466714you hafta buy the armor
clingy lynx bf
cryptid bobcat gf
i wanna get boba tomorrow but there are lots of sweets in the house
ftmpbf who draws shota
homeless again
I don't know if it's simply hard to eat in the morning or if I'm just struggling with this porridge
>>81466911I wish shotas were real… *le sigh
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7e3RhKJ5ts
done and donecommencing getting more drunk >>81466429kisses you 20x nonstop all over your face rapid fire
>>81467072how many homosexuals did you see
>>81467119i only did my hairgotta wait another hour before it gets darkish and the gays come out to play~
>>81467163girls its 3am wyd
>>81467178its 5 mins to 6pm are you the drunk one?
who the fuck lives in perth
really really cool people...
All the cool furries ik live in Perth
i think he talkin bout me :D
>>81467299Let’s have sex
two uncs having sextwo uncs having sex
Well I’m actually 21 so
>>81467403
im taking a poop right now on the toilet
i need someone to be kitties with
>>81467319my schedule is quite busy todaybut ok
>>81467455Sorry I’ll have to back out I didn’t know you would say yes I’m too shy :(
>>81467480dangit ._.well ive got irl yaoi to attend to. laters.
>>81467440i would be kitties with you but my kitty type can be a little hissy sometimes and gets aggressive if anyone tries to take my food is that okay
>>81467598can we take turns using eachothers tummies as pillows and do this from time to time
can i be the rapist kitty
>>81467644yes actually that would be so wonderful that it would make me start purring immediately and start licking you too in a friendly way. i am very sleepy sometimes so that would be wonderful…
>>81467876Okay, but you have to have a good flow, just coming with lyrics isn't enough
>>81467959n-no i mean- okay, you know what, nevermind..
i woke up and then i sat down in front of my computer right away
>>81467480Biggest fumble of haha 2026?
kind of disturbed about being abused by my family again but i dont live with them anymore so i can finally be comfy
>>81468204i spammed in one of the threads
>>81468336i would kill ur family if u wanted me 2 i have god powers so its no biggie
>>81468129living the fucking dream possy
>>81468358i cant blame them for living in such a fucked up society that ruins everyones minds. i will just avoid them until their manic depression cycles back
>>81466953how did that happen. where are you?
>>81468406yeah its fantastic i love doing nothing all day
>>81468455jealous of you but in a friendly way possy keep living the fucking dream its there for you so go take it!!!
>>81468645i lied its not fantastic i hate myself im a worthless worm
I fantasize all day at work about getting home and being productive but then when I get home I'm too mentally exhausted to do anything and I wind up vegetating in front of high dopamine slop and it feels like my consciousness is being datamoshed through a taffy pullerI don't know how to fix this
>>81468694you need a neet friend, who is all of that while your working, when you get home, you motivate each other
today i got an illegal immigrant deported from the usi could tell they were an illegal immigrant because they werent white
Good job on protecting your country and community possum
fuck you
trying to order snacks
>>81468694>I>'
>>81469528what are we getting
mewgenics is fun
>>81469611it is!>>81469603I got like $8 off so I'm getting a zero baja blast, 5oz of pistachios, Reese's x Oreo peanut butter cups, 6.3oz of Pizzeria Combos, 2 Strawberry Pop-Tarts, Chex Mix Savory, and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar
im playing fallout 3 and having fun
>>81469560hey can anyone tell me what this meme is originally from pleeeaaassee i mean the one without the possum, ive seen it all the time and never understood...
hate that today is sunnyhate that the next is coming
>>81469659this is the original meme and it's pretty self explanatory imo
>>81469659idk what movie this is but the scene is where an undercover jew orders two beers by doing the non german hand sign, blowing his cover
>>81469665omori fans when they want more basil art
>>81469680it's citizen kane
im playing resident evil requin does anybody else think leon is ho
>>81469659inglorious bastardsgermans would use their thumb+index+middle when ordering three beers, but americans use their index+middle+ring fingersso it gives them away in a subtle yet obvious way, and is used as a meme for similar stuff. when someone is pretending to be who they're not and let slip a sign that indicates it as so
>>81469675jamburger
>>81469750I was about to make this post but then you did and now I have no purpose in life thanks
>>81469750sorcerers usually have a scar on their hand. the american way effectively hides the scar
It kinda sucks that a lot of quentin tarantinos movies are good because he's such a hateable person
>>81469750thank you poss i wasn't fully expecting such a nice response. i should really watch that movie ive been meaning to for years.also i would like to say i love love love the poss edit i saw when it was first posted a few threads ago.
>>81469647i dont think i'd ever personally order any of those things but i would whine and beg that you share them all if that makes sense
Does anyone here also like fallout 3
>>81469974yes
if i loved you less will you love me more?
>>81469974not really
>>81469974its my favorite fallout game
>>81470054i dont know who you are, poss
>>81469974it's pretty cool
would you be okay with being boyfriends with a scalie?
>>81470215I would be boyfriends with anyone as long as they are atleast a 4/10 in looks and has good hygiene and smells nice and doesn’t hit or abuse me
>>81470215yeah why not
. . .
its okay to do nothingno one cares
>>81470377i feel kind of bad doing nothing
spiraling today
>>81469974I played it again not too long ago it's alrightThe main story kinda sucks but not as bad as Fallout 4Gameplay felt like New Vegas but without the few QoL things obsidian added so not greatThe side quests are fun thoughStill probably the second best 3D fallout
>>81470423isnt fallout 3 almost only the main quest
I found the story to be alright. I don’t think I could really tell you what I disliked about it. I loved exploring the world though.
>>81470398just another day of the week that ends in "day"
>>81470438Not really noFallout 3 probably has some of the better side quests in the series
>>81470357somebody big and strong needs to teach zary the proper pushup form (its not against a tree)
>>81470477*does this instead*
>>81470498dont pick him he's not ripe he hasn't developed his cool racing stripe down his forehead yet you HAVE to put him back and feed him nerds gummy clusters with a pair of tweezers
>>81470465It's too linear for a proper rpg, that's what kills it for me. Although Bethesda really sucks at non-linearity in their rpgs so going in expecting any different is just asking to be disappointed.
>>81470526>feed him nerds gummy clusters with a pair of tweezersthey can feed themselves ive seen it before
eat beef jerky instead of those sugar balls
>>81470477he's sharpening his claws leave him alone
pbf who explores abandoned houses with you in the middle of the night
generational wealth inheritors be like yeah i'll take the uhhhh lar- oh wow......yeah the uhh small bag of beef jerky please
i'll jerk your beef if you know what i mean
>>81470215I would keep him warm at night and watch him struggle to eat noodles.10/10
Chicken tendies and chips for tea for me
>>81470581the only thing zaries need sharp claws for is gripping the sheets tighter
neither of those are tea though
how are posses celebrating the year of the horse?
>>81470962I hate you and want you dead *kisses you*
>>81466911ftm shota
Important video everyone watch now https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVXSjpSAVA1/
>>81470215do i get to bang out the slit even though it makes him uncomfortable and sad? :3c
>>81471088i don't get it
>>81471088Awwwww
>>81471088i don’t have a posstagram account
>>81465224the funny thing about this artist is that he posts all the animations they make on his pornhub where he and his boyfriend also do irl pup play porn lolhttps://www.pornhub.com/model/twinkyeen
>>81469332wolp boys are so naughty...
time to drink oup
>>81471088i really liked this thank you for posting it (i have included marts naked pictures as payment)
>>81470498this looks like someone playing with their toy making zoom sounds
>>81471391okay i regret clicking that
>>81471416its mart naked what did you expect…
>>81471457I didn't read your post I just clicked the imagethis one is nice I don't like seeing animal pussies
>>81471391okay i dont regret clicking that
>>81469974yeai've tried NV and 4 like a dozen times and i can never get into them like i do with 3
who tf is twinkfying the yeens
>>81471365His ass is NOT casting spells
>>81471457can i have some anthro possums
servali...
i am eating a tub of ben and jerrys cookie dough ice cream for dinner. and ill probably wont eat a whole lot tomorrow except for maybe some tomatoes and some other stuff
bwingservali's gale is now ready
>>81471527and why did they forget me
>>81471504thats ok i dont blame you. if it helps i dont think actual marten pussy looks like that.>>81471505thank you hes cute i think and well drawn.>>81471553yeah…>>81471559i wanna pet him like the kitty he is and ask him nicely to make his fox my bf
>>81471627another, please
>>81471708the pbf….
>>81471627this guy went from posssona to martsona do you think he posts here
anubian jackals are so sexo
>>81471801why's his martsona look like a fuckin weeb
>>81471801i like to think he does and occasionally looks at my posts and goes “ive never drawn this but my slutty fox has an equally slutty but monogamous friend of the same species and if he was real he would be dating the possum writing those posts in a very aggressive but loving way”>>81471808“and he can pull off an anubian jackal cosplay super well and sometimes does that like with body paint and jewelry and everything”
>>81471837martens are originally from japan
this video is what i imagine its like to have possum friends irl https://x.com/wolpmaxxing/status/2028509928713818152
>>81471792this SPICY opeebo's text bubbles should not be read with the animal crossing aiioueouu gibberish voice in mindit SHOULD be read with the spicy biba going rrreehhh gahhh raahh hiss at the camera in mind
>>81471985personally if my pbf wore something like that and let me pull it down and told me to use him i would be so enthralled i would not hear a word he said except the ones telling me to hurry up like holy shit he looks cute
>>81471801>heposses...
>>81471955careful, possthis is how they get inside of you
>>81472006>didn't even hear his spicy pobbum chirping at him to pull outuh oh someone's getting bitten a lot like 6 times
pooping in pellets likehaha i'm a bunny
some of you niggas need to get laid asap
>>81472104i cant imagine having sex with someone unless they are unconscious
>>81472104which ones and why
>>81472073inside of me like inside of my shirt with their wet noses and stuff? because if they were poss friends i could tolerate it… let the em have their sniff time…>>81472077each bite is another hit directly to his posstate until the only thing hes making cute animal crossing noises about is how hard his wosser is cumming
>>81471365*does this to him*
>>81472104im an unlayable nigga
slept like 8 hours and ive been feeling sleepy even after just waking upjust had lunch so i should wait a bit if i want to make some coffeemaybe i should take a shower or something
do they have critter time in the posshouse
>>81472370yes but only in the designated wings
>>81472370there are some parts of the posshouse where its always critter time
im drinking beer
having an intervention with therianposs and letting him know that he's not a cute dog or wolf
he's kinda me
looks at you like this
>>81472646why are you in a burrito your not food
>>81472654>your not food...
looks
lots of mushrooms for my pizza being posted in here right now
these are actaully possums, not mushrooms
possums are a type of mushroom, if you think about it
oh god can you make my heart stophit me with your kill shot bay beeeei mean it so serious
he's making that face again
>>81472773theyre pretty big mushrooms
it's goodmorningtime
does anybody want tacos im gonna make
*touches your anal skin tag*im sorry i wasnt there to protect you
just finished watching a long kotor 2 lets play and now i feeel a bit empty
>>81473445this happens to me too but not lets plays i dont realy watch lets plays anyrmore
>>81473555what do you watch instead?
>>81473595just random youtube essays i gues
video game essays are the worst and they are wrong and they shape your brain into needing an authority figure just to play games
>>81473614i always find the personalities of the video essay people in my recommendations to be too annoying to be able to watch. unfortunately for me
>>81473081i love their little tongues
>>81473661i am very picky with my essays for that reason i dont watch essayslop
defunctland…
>>81473678
>>81473701!!!!! (top right)
>>81473701oooo big tongueis he allowed to have that
>>81473720“yummy snack for possums” is what i say when i make a really tasty granola yogurt bowl
>>81473701imagine if they knew how to stick their tongues out as a joke. they would be so powerful.
>>81473682i only have like one guy i like but he only uploads once every 4 months
crazy that trump is like a superheroit turns out you can just do so things
crazy that im is like a loserit turns out i can just not so things
im fat
>>81473950i feel like i would go to one of these things and feel stressed out and sweaty and then walk home and not talk to anyone and it would be a waste of time
im kinda excited for the double stuffed autism pokemon game this weeki hope there are other pobbles to play prop hunt with and check out each others cozy little village
shota on shota sex
shotacon on shotacon sex
i feel bad for ferris even though hes smelly
>>81474074>>81474097cook
age difference brother on brother incest where little bro tops big bro as practice and then they cuddle after and the big bro goes "you fucked my butt so good little bro, youre gonna make your future boyfriend happy" and the little bro goes a little sad and thinks to himself "but i want you to be my boyfriend big bro..."
>>81474074>>81474097need one of those
i wish i were sucking dick right now
im gonna stop jerking off every day
ERPing shota on shota sex with your pbf
>>81474583what are you gonna do instead
>>81474589nothing
dads who bottom
>>81473970better waste there than waste here
>>81473647how would you need an authority figure to play minecraft
>>81474702i need to be able to show the things i build to someone and have them praise me or else everything feels worthless
Song That Makes Tigers Gay
>>81474758i watched that
government is releasing extraterrestrial images
>>81474715what if they hate it
>>81474805zlorp glerb gleep bloop pbf zlop glep glep
>>81471391>>81471457peak gay artist on the gay grass doodling gay animals
>>81474824i would probably get defensive and call them stupid
>>81474839gzeer kpnzu aeeg 'faggot' mnnzg plugugu regeaeg
>>81474715i remember building something for a poss a long time ago and he loved it and im still happy about it
>>81474337me too i actually want him to be happy again even though i also want him to be hit with a brick
>>81474879really good
>>81474840weirdly those pictures made me feel happy for them in ways that normal irl pictures dont. isnt that what we all want? irl critter time???
>>81474879i love this poss looks so happy
should i woss hard to midna tonight yes or no
>>81475026yeah go for it
>>81474487hahaha oh wow this didnt get me hard hahahahah totally not going to cum to this hahahahahaahah wow
>>81475057thanks poss. maybe i have what it takes to make it in the furry porn industry
>>81474861you should rape them inside the gay building they hate so much
>>81475258kissing the pbf in the tiny gay brick shack...
isnt a shack a wooden building can a shack also be made of bricks
i have never gone outside the country alone
>>81475086is he okay
>>81475037ok thanks poss ill make you proud
extremely important video https://x.com/puppieslover/status/2028509631744807082
>>81470968i dont celebrate anything
>>81475427>>81472472
got asked if i wanted to be a model again
stop being depressed and start getting your dih pressed
>>81475547take it so you can be a cool underground model that has a niche following on twitter and stuff
>>81475473celebrate this dick in your mouth fuck nigga
whats with creepy fuckers dressed in black just staring at me. im giving them the evil eye curse next time they do that
>>81475280*kiss u
>>81475620is that wendigoon
>>81475535but im a kitty and not a therian just a human who is quite kitty in many ways (really more “grown cat” but that sounds odd and less cute)
I was trying to adjust my night colors on Linux and accidentally opened FNAF 2 :sob:
>>81475630isn't wendigoon an asshole?
>>81475697is been so long since ive seen my poss lost to this monster the pbf behind the wosser
I'm convinced the 67 meme is a psyop by 4chan and my main evidence is that if you make a post the percent thing will freeze at 67 for a few seconds.
ok unc
wolf bf is whining again
howl at him
unc on unc sex
i will never do anything or go anywherethe sooner i accept that the better
>>81475815you are posting and you are herei believe in you think you can
ok on ok sex
i hate people even more for some reason
>>81475794pet him!!!>>81475794pet him!!!!!
>>81475877got bad dick again
i hate my parents leave me the fuck alone in my room please
>>81475970i wish i could do that and not freak them out or get bitten…
>>81475851your wrong on every account
i took a couple pills. now i dont care
>>81476113what kind of pills
>>81476067even my bank account
>>81476122just benadryl
>>81476113imagining you saying this and then getting into a car with a really loud engine
>>81476140i find it hard to believe that benadryl actually makes you stop caring about anything
>>81476182youre an idiot so id imagine youre too stupid to understand
>>81469753*chirp*
any pictures of poss and zary coexisting?
how fast can i lose 15 kg of fat
nvm found one
>>81476200*yore
>>81476348they prey on straight boys
>>81476371you're just going to pretend to be straight arent you
>>81476446everything i try to do is pretending to be someone im not
>>81476476ive never had cheese balls. are they tasty?
>>81476557tastes bland to me
>>814765573/5 snacka tub is in peril if its next to mebut not in peril on the store shelf
>>81476348>>81476371>>81476446>>81476469I want to be a small human boy walking down an alleyway and get stopped by these two sluts who then pin me up against a wall and tease me and call me cute and stuff and some other stuff happens is this normal
>>81476601i think thats normal, but its as me as i am just now, a 30 year old ugly fat virgin
mfw creepy ass fursuits
>>81476601me too but they are smaller than me im my actual self
>>81476628pushes you against the wall
you couldn't actually pin me but i would let you try it to make you happy
>>81476808your strength will leave you when you are under the influence of gay chemicals
erm i think i fucked up in a place or two by not being studious enough but i wont give upi still have years ahead of me and ill make the best use of them however i can
>>81476851i say this every day then i dont
>>81476851this isn't very possy...
>>81476318seconds if you use a knife
>>81476828that's soo true, it's like my kryptonize
so this is me
>>81476929you're kinda unappealing desu
>>81476943yeah thats what im going for
>>81476851relatable and i'm gonna start reading the textbook BEFORE class instead of as a supplemental review after class only as needed like we used to in highschool
>>81476959why are you making yourself ugly on purpose?
>>81475717i think he's fine. the most i can be pissed at him about it making blood meridian into a reddit meme
its impossible to be unappealing if you have tits
yall been to the shape store lately
did a perfect 5/10 drawingtoo sucky to feel good uploading, too "eh, it's fine" to feel happy not uploading.
>>81477083you should upload it so you don't become one of those 'nothing i do is ever good enough' artists who post once every 7 months
i know its wrong but im so freaking horny
>>81477000didn't i see them turn you away for being too square?
>>81476979I recall him doing something shitty a while ago. lemme check. Ok it might have been false accusations?
so when you turn 30 then sitting on your ass in front of a computer for all your 20s suddenly catch up with you and all your tendons and ligaments start hurting, thats good to know now when its too late
i want to lick a skinny girl whole body damn it im such a freaking creep
>>81477172ok yeah looked into it. nothing he's done is remotely cancellable.
>>81477177and then you dont notice the mini strokes from a poor diet progressively dissolving whats left of your sanity
>>81477126lol that's me
>>81477245thats not real
steadily learning about cnidarians and hydrazoas and jellyfishesnematocysts are pretty cool they use osmotic pressure to shoot neurotoxin harpoon guns
>>81477297oh shit it's that thing spopngebob watched porn of.
>>81477292youre not real
>>81477177with my medical condition that was already a problem since i was nine i wish i had such a youth to look back on
>>81477310i am real...