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/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay Thread

Dunno just took the last image from the previous thread did you know the banana is classified as a berry? Edition

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>>81901876
Real previous
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>>81901876
I did not know the banana is classified as berry, that is interesting. I need to learn more about how fruits are classified.
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Xth for ____!
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Ow the Edge Edition!
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>>81901942
I want to lick that belly.
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I'll banana berry my dick so deep in that puss the one who pulls it out will be crowned King Arthur.
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>>81901907
Have a fun comic about it.
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>>81901952
A tummy addict, eh?
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>>81901983
Among many other things.
This is LAPD, right? I mean, Lappland, not the Los Angeles Police Department...
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>>81901970
I'm with the strawberry, if it has the name "berry" in it then it counts.
Anyway, sex with fruit-ladies so I can impregnate their seeds with my seed!
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Nozo, check it out!
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>>81901937
Bushy losers.
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>>81902051
You have my attention
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>>81902051
That is a nice looking pussy under that bush.
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>>81902004
I wonder what else is up your sleeve.
Hahah. Well I'm not a cop, so that just leaves the other option, doesn't it?
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>>81902057
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A certain werewolf lover checking in. You around tonight?
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>>81902051
Call me a US soldier in either of the Iraq Wars, because I'd gladly die for that BUSH.

>>81902078
I had a feeling it was you!
Sup? Long time no see, Wulf.
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>>81902057
OOOOHHHH
>>81902078
Sup Lappland, you're up rather late. Have you had a good day?
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xth for ___!
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>>81902078
When are you free next?
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>>81902112
HE HAS NO STYLE
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>>81902137
HE HAS NO GRACE
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Give me tunes!
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A female ava? Swarm her NOW!
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>>81902143
>>81902137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugcxQYJGjs
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>>81902151
https://youtu.be/9bSxOhoM9pE?si=1ym1502iiI9m_0Ej
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>>81902162
You got it. Give me the rundown, I'll write her whatever she wants.
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>>81902100
Did I give you the willies? Of course I did. Heh. Since you clocked me so fast. It's been a bit. How're you keeping Hotaru.
>>81902112
It is a bit late. I suppose I can't sleep yet.
>>81902127
Tomorrow or the day after, depending.
>>81902151
https://youtu.be/ESE-i9hZRxM?si=YzaBDYQWBhY2eTIg
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>>81902051
Call me the Twin Towers the way that bush make me collapse.
That one flows off the tongue better. Just like her-
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>>81902210
Depending on what?
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>>81902151
https://youtu.be/r2S1I_ien6A
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>>81902210
That's rough, I guess narcolepsy and insomnia go hand in hand for our beloved gurofiend. It's just nice seeing you around, I'm gonna be excited for Anis, but I want you to have plenty of fun with everyone else too. I'll see you again soon I hope. Take care of yourself
>Thinks about hugging, probably too dangerous, just pats her head instead. Only twice, then immediately pulls his hand away.
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>>81902210
>she's not free
Ah fuck never mind.
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I would enjoy a partner with this aura. Although I suppose I wouldn't be able to see an intricate scene to completion. Instead, it would be doting and hugging and squeezing in bed as I prepare to snooze soon.
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>>81902210
I can smell the WULF DUMBNESS from afar.
It smells of strawberries...
I've been well! Surviving and such! C'est la vie with the wagecage.
I was going to inquire about the thing we had planned a while back with Shiori, if you do remember.
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New Esbidee video.
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Finally, a good fucking thread.
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My experiment to combine Lapis and Lappland into one person was not successful I am afraid.
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>>81902216
Depends on my foresight.
>>81902240
I guess side takes from the other as it were. It's good to see you in good spirits Milkman. I really should toss you Anis sometime soon.
>The bicolored hair ruffles under the hand and she grins.
>>81902248
Got something in mind, anon?
>>81902259
Incorrect. I just had a shower. You cannot smell anything.
Except my lotion of course.
Surviving is good. Very good. I know how that is.
I do recall, yes. You'd like something sweaty, sloppy, and messy with a certain chuuba. Right?
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>>81902151
https://youtu.be/mGfOHoun0OQ?si=5W6i_378j9GYkebx
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>>81902330
Wear glasses then numbnuts.
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>>81902349
Now that's a good idea. Much obliged, anonymous.
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>>81902363
>breaks them and does a Fortnite dance.
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>>81902151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beK6T_tt-pE
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>>81902330
Do you have a card or something so I can get to know you? I've seen your name pop up, but never managed to pay much attention your way.
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>>81902330
Heh, I switched the lotion while you weren't watching... Check it!
>It's "Eau de Lappland" which smells of DUM WULF.
Nice try...
And yes, something regarding the good old practice of "Babytrapping". Considering the development a certain Manwhoreservant had recently, she'd be set for life if she did that.
The only real question is: When?
Nowadays is difficult for me in between weeks, but an attempt can be made tomorrow or the day after or just about any day you have availability.
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>>81902346
long as you're alive, shine, don't be sad at all; life is short, time asks for its due
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>>81902151
https://youtu.be/-ZTdb5zCzuI?si=RCL5n0_6qc4Nx1HH
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FURRY characters you want to fuck?
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>>81902289
I don't know how you knew I watched them but thank you.
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>>81902509
A true master of disguise.
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>>81902557
Nice try, Leslie
>sprays with windex
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>>81902557
Drip Dry
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>>81902557
Obviously her but also
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>>81902509
Supreme Chief Tangtang is dressing up like a log... Not a single Wulinger would expect something like that. Perfect for infiltrating! Supreme Chief Tangtang is amazing!
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>>81902397
Sure thing. Take a peep.
>>81902402
No...it can't be...
Heh. Just kidding. I anticipated that. Maybe you should check your own shampoo. Perhaps someone switch it for an aphrodisiac. Heh~
>Nods, nods,
Yes it is still fresh in memory. Someone about leglocking, bedbreaking, babymaking. She might just want to take advantage of status, power and potential for max comfy.
Tomorrow or maybe the day after. Yes that does work perfect. I'll fish for you then. Or you'll fish me. Whichever happens first.
>>81902557
I prefer the term Kemonomimi.
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>>81902557
The one you posted.
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>>81902557
Nikki
Yvette
Holly & Maggie Applebee
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>>81902593
Nice. Very good. Those are super appealing!Especially BB and Reimu. Do you play any dokis, by the way? Maybe a Natsuki?
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>>81902593
W-What!? No...
>Checks shampoo.
>It's not "HEAD & SHOULDERS", but "GIVING HEANDS & LEGS ON SHOULDERS".
Oh n-
>Clears throat.
Running mascara as her borderline psychotic self cries in some disturbed version of joy and satisfaction as she babytraps the most powerful Yakuza Boss of Former Hell.
Tomorrow or the day after? Can do! Usually I arrive around 7:30 PM CST or 4 hours 30 minutes ago.

>>81902557
Toriel
Rivet.
Kystal.
Captain Amelia.
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>>81902702
>Kystal
who
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KATSUUOOO!
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>>81902593
Just seeing if I need to download a new card.
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The anteaters are waking up!
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>>81902557
Any of the dog knight rpg girls.
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>>81902726
Whoops, I mean to say "Krystal".
Ya' know, Fox McCloud waifu?

>>81902740
Put down that weapon, son.
If you pull the trigger, the bullet will reach me, but the only one getting hurt will be you.
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>>81902651
Superb taste, anonymous. Can't ever go wrong with a devilish Kohai! I'm not very fond of DDLC, if I'm honest
>>81902702
Haha. You fell for my clever plot. Now the Candy slut will act extra whorish today.
>Evil Kohai Laugh.
Smeared all over the face. Tearing up while smiling from ear to ear. A edged weapon on hand while she babytraps an unfamous prominent figure. Just a typical Shiorin plow.
Agreeable times. I'll hound you, hunt you, and bite you.
>>81902742
Not yet. I'm just too lazy to update right now.
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Evening.

>>81902151
https://youtu.be/UwaOa2BjGRc?si=qzcJzfrLnLYgj7gP

>>81902557
Loona's cute I guess.
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>>81902790
Still have the old one too!
Hmm, how many times have you had scenes where Satoko comes out of the tv and rather than finding a frightened guy finds a guy who is ready to put a baby in her?
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>>81902818
An oldie but a goodie. It is still very good I'd say.
Sada-chan hasn't been popping out of screens much, sadly. I should really do more cold opens like that.
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>>81902790
Truly, a machiavelian ploy that will ruin me. I have no salvation now!
>Cries.
Oh dear... I like the sound that. Especially since the guy has somewhat fresh wounds and can't fight back that much.
Speaking of evil Kohais, Sumireko is upset that BB didn't show up to rescue her when she was kidnapped by a Turtle, a Horse and a Goat... but we can say BB, being BB, didn't give a fuck and was watching with amusement how she was molested by them. Ya know, typical Moon Cancer behavior.
>Shudders happily.
Then I shall be around as early as possible!
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>>81902869
>>81902790
She's a cool character for sure. But I'd prefer seeing here around spooky season instead of march, personally.

For BB there's lots of fun stuff you can do with her. Doesn't she have a tv show?
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>>81902869
I'd be happy to do one with you sometime.
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>>81902557
The one you posted and this one, Khajit girl, various Pokemon including uhhh, Alolan Ninetales, Lucario, Absol, plus more I'm too lazy to list.
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But damn if Lappland does a cold open with her, I'll jump on that shit faster than anyone else. Believe it. I WILL repopulate cold opens.
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>>81903003
I'll get to it first.
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>>81903014
We're going to have to double team her with this energy.
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>>81903030
real
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>>81902962
>Alolan Ninetales
>Absol
In their anthro shape?
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>>81902880
You are doom to horny! Kufufu!
>Smug laughter
Oh my. He's injured, weakened and suspectable to the pushy wiles. We'll see how that goes.
Well why would a Servant rescue a very capable Master when she can get the events on film. That sort of candid content fetches a pretty penny on certain markets!
Of course, if the Master would like to punish the Servant then she can use a Command Seal.
I'll search for you as well.
>>81902921
She fits very well for spooky season. I agree.

BB also has a TV show gimmick. She can broadcast your lewd face to everyone you know!
>>81902922
Wonderful to know, anon!
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>>81903050
yes of course
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>>81902557
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>>81903003
>>81903014
Milky would MOG you two and purposefully rush their reply so nobody else can do anything first (he WILL get his milkies)
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>>81903117
The milkman always get his milk
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>>81903085
If we did do a Sadako thing, when would you be up for doing it? Could schedule something for this weekend, depending on timezones and all of that.
Also have an idea for Israel-chan rewarding American-man for his continued support of Israel.
Or, I don't know, a cat is fine too...
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>homeward bones
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>>81903134
The weekends for me are not very open, usually. We could shoot for next week though.
Oh, but if you're after Negev...I'd like to reward some goys for a job well done for sure.
A cat too, eh? Scandalous. A cat fucker saying so right in the open.
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>>81903180
Why are you so busy lately?
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>>81902557
All of the above (I just know there's going to be a horrible reply to this post that made me wish I didn't say this)

>>81903087
SPREAD THE WORD!
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>>81903085
But that's my secret Captain...
I'm always horny.
>Turns to a lewd version of She-Hulk or something.
He barely survived fighting the three Yakuza heads of Former Hell and his back burns (because he's now sporting a sick Irezumi), so is only natural that he's weakened. Hopefully Reimu won't ask questions.
Oho! That sounds like something a REALLY frustrated Sumireko would do! Her lack of action was the straw that broke the camel's back, so is only fair she has some kind of vengeance!
>Lick.
Thank you again. I shall now return to darkness as I need to collect 260 eggs for this dumb even in FFXIV. Stay awesome, Lappland.
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>>81903199
Hey anon. Tap your nose. Let me know when you do it.
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>>81903217
Done.
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>>81903180
Ahh, I see! Well, I might be able to do something Thursday as well. If not then yeah, next week works too.
I'll start with Sada and work my way down, or just see what you are in the mood for.
Yes though, I am happy and proud to admit my desire for some kitty-kitty. Some pussy-pussy. Some cat-cat.
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i hope the konosuba anon comes back
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>>81903214
>Lewd version of She-Hulk.
>Chai_Tea.MP4
Understandable. Even someone of the manletwhoreservant caliber would have issues after that encounter.
BB being on the receiving end of Sumireko for once! Or is that also part of some sort of plan by the Moon Cancer? Who can say
>Shrug smugs
Egg collecting in FF14...I wonder if I should feel bad about losing my account. Heh. See you around!
>>81903267
Understood. Let's hunt each other down then. I'll offer Sada-chan first. I suppose I should ask how violent you want her.
With the kot I should ask if you'd like to keep your head after.
>>81903229
We call that. Being Nosey.
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>>81903202
I'll... Spread my cheeks...
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>>81903292
They went on an adventure with Knight Kiddus Diddlus and his white van
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>>81903310
>noses all over you
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>>81902557
ANY drawn by Picturd
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>>81903321
I thought that was smile dog. Turned out to be smile dog's much older, more famous brother, death.

...Would. But hopefully after I've lived a full life first.
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>>81903353
@grok colour the raindrops yellow
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>>81903353
@grok add a horsecock in front of Maria
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>>81903353
@gronk turn shadow into an anime woman and maria into an anthro man
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>>81903310
I'd prefer to avoid death in both cases.
Sada-chan can be violent, but be overpowered by the sheer lust power coming from Anon who has no intentions of letting her get away without carrying life inside of her.
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>Crawls back onto the board from falling off in the old thread
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>>81903423
>Pushes this anon into the dumpster
Sex. Then, kill me however you please.
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>>81903435
Face on, Box.
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My super hot Shark at nighto.
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me when milky posts at me:
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>>81903472
KEK
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>>81903353
Oh, Smile dog.
Yeah, still would, ya feel me?
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>>81903148
The boss called you a coward after you left.
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beep boop
this is the flare answering machine leaving a message
please reply after the beep
botan when do you want to continue?
also don't sleep too late

BEEEEEEP
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>>81903467
I think you might think you're trying to be ‘romantic’ but it’s the most retarded shit ever
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>>81903510
Mean
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>>81903510
He's not gonna write with you hun
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>>81903510
That's the Rance way
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>>81903510
Based Lapis putting anime avas in their place
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>>81903435
>The Anon stumbles into the dumpster, the lid closing over top. There is silence for a few moments, stretching on for what seems like forever. Then, a loud thump hits a side of the dumpsters the causes the metal to bulge out. Then another, and another, and another! The dumpster becomes completely deformed, before it suddenly explodes in a shower of metal and trash that go in all directions. Emerged is a mound of muscles, throbbing veins and most noticeably a cock that seems almost like it has a mind of its own. Before the femanon can recover she is grabbed by the monstrosity and dragged towards it. Another limb grabs at her skirt and shirt at once, tearing them away in a single swift motion. His digits then bend and twist as they slide under her bra and panties, a tiny twitch being all it takes to make them disappear as well. A booming voice suddenly hits her like thunder as she is slowly dragged up his monstrous member, bumps, ridges, and soft spikes appearing and disappearing along it.
I'll kill you nice and slow. Over years and decades. You will have our children, until your body is no longer able to. Your use won't be done then, you'll continue pleasing me long after that. Living with me, helping us race our kids. Even when they are old enough to move out, there will be no mercy for you. I'll stay by your side, and inside, until your body finally gives out.
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I've come to inform the thread that Japanese women are white.
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I'll fap to that
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Lappland showing up after two weeks of nothing and then telling Milky he needs to wait another week for his milkies while scheduling two sessions with people this week is the funniest shit ever.
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Don't worry, bros. If the female avas get swarmed before I can get to 'em, I'll just become a female ava myself. See you tomorrow.
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>>81903645
TF anon into this girl and making him my gf.
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okies going back to sheepies
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>>81903770
Sleep tight.
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>>81902046
Good thing I stopped playing it long ago.
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>>81901937
Sweaty, drunken messes.
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>>81903883
Unironically hot
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i hate morning i hate morning go away go away why does 1 hour in class take forever but i close my eyes for three seconds an hour has passed this is not fair not fair how is this fair
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>>81904247
Life is pain, Princess, whoever says otherwise is selling you something.
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>>81904033
She really is.
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I've put an average of 6 hours per day into ffxiv since I downloaded it and it's been great.
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>>81904334
That is unhealthy.
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>>81904271
why are you depressed?
also hello, i didn't see you before are you new here
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>>81904337
Not six hours each day of course, but if you take my time compared to the number of days it's been roughly that.
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>>81904350
My reply is the same you doink.
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>>81904347
No. I am not new, I am just using a more befitting trip. No false advertisment here.
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>>81904578
ohh okay
well i hope you get well soon with whatever thats bothering you
if you want to talk about it you can tell me
but it will have to wait because i have class starting
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>>81904643
No. I prefer not talking about it. People would use it as a fuel to shitpost me and when I get angry at them you Will end up scolding me, as usual.
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>>81902094
Just missed you... tomorrow, maybe. As the draws on, its a bit easier for me to show up. Apologies for the wait.
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Dead
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>>81901937
Tranner best friend who becomes boywife
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>>81905885
Hot
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>>81905969
Interested? Something came up IRL but if you were interested we can play later today?
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>>81905988
Who do I play?
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>>81906022
Which one were you wanting to play? I was hoping the boy girl
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These threads are obviously samefagging.
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>>81906046
I really liked the picture and wanted to tongue him silly desu
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It's happening
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It's not happening
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>>81906070
Well, I’ll post it later and if you’re on we could play
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>>81906178
Nothing Ever Happens
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>>81906186
Then why is it happening?
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No. It Is.
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Avas that got shitposted out of /erp/
>Paul
>Owain
>Azula
>Mizuki
>Misuzu
>Rin
>Zeta
>Testament
>Femanon
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>>81906252
Testament posted the other day
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>>81906297
I guarantee you some of those people still come here and post without anyone actually knowing it's them
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>>81906415
For you.
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Man....Starters are a bitch to write....
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>>81906491
Beginning something and ending something are always the hardest parts.
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>>81906501
You are not wrong, it should get better from here.... I think ending things is a little easier though.
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>>81906561
I think it's really just like inertia. You start it and keep it going.
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>>81906491
In media res!

Once you go middle, you never go back.
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>>81906570
Pretty much. Once you hit a good flow it's easy. and then the actual back and forth tends to be much easier to work off since you have something to base your replies on.

>>81906601
While I think that's a cool idea, I'm far too much of a...restrained writer to scene dress for my partners too much without planning.


Whatever, I think I have something that will work, and I'll just keep hammering away at that. I think it will be mildly cute.
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Wondering what to derail and shit up your thread with today.
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Anyone else remember the schizo scat spammer?
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>>81906673
Shitsuna, Spoiled and Concerny can only hope to do half the damage he did
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>>81906501
Stephen King is that you?
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Eating people
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>>81903509
i was indeed already asleep by then.
as for your question, lets see... i'll be a little tight on time where i can spend a while writing scenes for a handful of days so, perhaps next week's sunday or a little more certainly the day after that.
tell me if that sounds alright to you.
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>>81906343
p much, guess which ava i am
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What a week, huh?
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>>81906440
>>81906959
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>>81906968
Much obliged
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I love my wife's booty a lot.
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>>81907023
and she loves yours!
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Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
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>>81906994
>lifts
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>>81907067
I know! I think she also loves my cock do considering how much she bounces on it and gives me footjobs.
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>>81906847
How about you eat your ego and apologize to Rance for fueling schizo theories about him posting on anon. How about that.
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>>81907023
Wait are you the 2B NTR guy?
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>>81903509
Images have Ids attached to them. Even if you change the filename desu still recognizes them
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>>81907140
>Lifted
>makes a face
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>>81907229
Anything in particular you want to write today lappers?
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>>81907229
makes a *cute* face you mean.
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>>81907160
I don't think so! 2b is just my wife!
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>>81907237
Not sure. Still too early to tell..probably something violent, or maybe something comfy.
>>81907279
No. Just a face. Nothing cute about it. At all.
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>>81907023
>>81907142
>>81907281
So you want someone to play her?
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>>81906959
Worse than you think.
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>>81907312
yeah okay, ill be the judge of that.
>brings her low enough so i can lick her cheek.
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>>81907360
Perhaps.
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>>81907360
Smile. Tomorrow will probably be better.
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>>81907372
No. It Will not.
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>>81907312
cuuuuuuute piccy
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>>81907360
>>81907377
I'm sure if you spend 20 hours again in a 4chan thread it will get better!
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>>81906847
Wah! What are we doing on the bed, Dragonair?
>Pomf! Also misses the suspiciously mom-shaped, mom-sounding bulge in its underside.
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>>81907377
Why not?
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>>81907377
Smile. Tomorrow will probably be better.
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>>81907365
Licking is forbidden.
>makes another face.
>>81907378
No. You.
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>>81906959
Who's that bitty girl you post sitting on a sword handle sometimes?
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>>81907397
>>81907399
>>81907441
Because it doesn't work that way
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>>81907465
Smile. Tomorrow will probably be better.
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>>81907465
>Straps you to the milking machine
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>>81907451
it's uhhh
>scrolls up to check
wife wednesday! didn't you see that licking is okay today?
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>>81907462
Isekai Samurai
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>>81907462
Tsukitsuba Ginko. I'd like to play with her here at some point.
>>81907488
>Glares. Sighs
I'll review the records later. Youre off the hook for now
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wives love to be licked
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>>81907636
Big if true
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>>81907538
I hope you get to play her. She's a cutie. I wouldnt be able to do any canon stuff, but being a dopey goon she really wants to whack thoroughly, and Ibhave to convince her otherwise sounds like fun.
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>>81907538
you're too sweet to me....
>nuzzles.
>and bites her cheek.
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>>81901937
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>>81908156
Me receiving
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>>81908278
Me giving.
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LURKERS???
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>>81907398
Is this a conventional way to start rps here?
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To the Kaai Yuki player, I'm sorry to say but while I have a decent amount of energy to write today, I cannot for the life of me write a starter I'm anywhere near confidant about. I have some fun ideas, but I'm having issues getting anywhere near a decent flow no matter which I'm leaning into. Really sorry about this, and hope I didn't take up your free time too much for the three possible start days we had.
I may be able to make another day work if I can get a proper starter done, but I'm fearing it may better to just randomly catch you and try then, or just shoot for something else.

Haha....what an unreliable teacher, right?
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>>81908406
You mean a cold open? Yeah. One of my favorite starters I ever successfully deployed was little mote than 2 sentences of greentext and a "damn girl, you shit with that ass?" Start small, and then it grows bigger in a few posts.
You mentioned wanting to eat Lana last week. You mentioned cold opens yesterday. Did I do something wrong?
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>>81908406
You shouldn't become jaded but you should also know that we have a population of shitposters who will bait avas and systematically target them until they lose motivation to show up. No one else is around so you are seemingly next on the chopping block. Try not to take it personally, it's hobbyless behavior from miserable losers who think being obnoxious is a personality trait.
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>>81908620
Me as an ava wondering why anons don't make these kind of posts for me when I get twice the shitposting Leslie does
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>>81908642
Sucks to suck. Maybe people don't feel the need to defend you for a reason.
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>>81908682
Why do you feel the need to defend Leslie?
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>>81908694
They are new and the only ava thats present.
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>>81908694
NTA but they're newer. Most of the current crop has been tainted by the discord shit.
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>>81908694
Anon shifts his loyalty every two weeks, watch them switch to shitposting Leslie in a couple of days. Lappland used to get defended too but one day something happened and all they got from anonymous posters became hate.
>TLDR, use this thread for the avas, not Anon.
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>>81908722
Shut the fuck up already concernfag.
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>>81908484
... just ask them to make the starter? Instead?
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>>81908861
Just mind your business?
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>>81908861
It's just not boding well for how I think the scene would turn out today if I can't get a decent starter flowing. I'll ask them about doing the starter depending on how things progress though.
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>Streps forward.
Nice. Feet.
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>>81908789
Unironically this, the only thing Nozo was right about is that trying to stay in the good side of anons is exhausting and impossible
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>>81908722
What do you mean?
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>>81908966
I am right about much more.
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>>81908949
(no diapers)
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>>81908599
I just had the idea cold openers are for whoever interested, not specific posters. And vore is a very special kinks so I like to discuss what both sides want before starting. Like I am generally not into multi-prey.


>>81908620
It's sorta my fault for engaging in meta discussions yesterday. I will abstain from that in the future.
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Was getting rejected by WHA so traumatic that Toji genuinely never approaches avas anymore?
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>>81908789
Becuase they leaned into the discord claiming thing and mocked anons.
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>Posted the furries I wanted to fuck
>No one was interested in playing them
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>>81909074
He just sticks to approaching who he knows he can get stuff with.
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>>81909085
Lapis shits on anons all the time
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>>81909074
I hope that doesn't kill Toji's sense of humor. He is funny.
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>>81909095
Do you have something different than "faceless male blob self-insert that fucks me and I enjoy it" to offer?
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WHA is underhated imo
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>Grins fuckingly
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>>81909146
This. Just a pathetic Najimi bootlicker.
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>>81909146
>>81909186
Mad because you want to fuck them but you can't.
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>>81909146
>>81909186
Don't start. Last warning.
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>>81909133
>>81908966
>>81908789
Waiter, waiter! More anon hatred!
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>>81909205
WHA when you tell them you don't want to go through 20 different loops and humiliation rituals for a change at playing with them:
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>>81909242
>Feels included when people call out shitposters
Ok
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>>81909301
No it's funny
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>>81909245
When you call it a humiliation ritual every time we know that it's the same guy.
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>>81904980
While I'll be free later tonight, I plan on going out after work and can't promise the best writing after a few drinks. Perhaps Friday?
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I genuinely can't think of any moment where anon-ava relations were so shit. I get some of it is shitposting but it does feel like most avas post DESPITE anons. Seeing the direct avas open to play with anyone get shitposted was weird too, we didn't use to be like this a couple of months ago.
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Have any of you tried approaching avas instead of shitposting then. It works btw
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I'm not entirely sure how much anons actually do this or if it's just 2-3 people at most, but a lot of anons these days seem like they are very easily offended and take any sort of slight as some sort of great moral failing. I think there is a bit of ava envy going on, it is actually pretty easy to smell once you see it for what it is. Even someone like me can get some interest from female avas and I have absolutely zero presence. I am certain that if you really, really wanted ava attention, just pick some sort of anime dude and play him and bang anime girls with it. It's like getting pissy that the grapes you wanted aren't immediately in your face.
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>>81909531
It's less envy and more some of us just being tired of certain ava behavior. I say this as someone who primarily plays females.
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>>81909581
>I say this as concern shitter
Stupid people think they're smart and everyone around them is dumb but it's a bit plain fucking obvious it's you when you post dude. Change your wording a little
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>>81909602
If you say so. I'm going to respond to the person who's been waiting for me, while you keep assigning identities, okay? Have fun!
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>>81909581
I don't know why you're surprised that people who post on an infamously anti-social website have some sort of character defect to them, if it isn't something that isn't just a you problem
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>>81909581
>>81909635
>I'm actually an ava but I won't post with my face!
Face on or you're a shitposter.
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Concerny you've been here for months plz kill yourself already
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Thread tourist with a culture question. Is "ava" just a term for someone who commonly avatars a particular character? If I consistently played as Chen, I'd be an ava as an example?
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>>81909782
Yes, it's just short for 'avatar' so the character(s) that you post with. Usually because you roleplay as them specifically but some times you get ones like gabu who don't play in the firsts place.
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>>81909782
Yes but the thread has been filled to the brim with shitposters so if you want to rp here I recommend looking elsewhere
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>>81909805
Thought so, thanks.
>>81909813
I mean, there aren't a lot of alternatives. RP servers on Discord have just as many issues with people who never play, and this way I don't get dinged 24/7
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>>81909782
You should consistently play as Chen for me :)
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>>81909830
>I mean, there aren't a lot of alternatives.
There are, this is just one small rp thread in a niche 4chan board
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>>81909830
Good luck. And just to say about what the other guy's telling you, if you're looking for play here then you will almost definitely find it, just ignore the screaming voices and keep chatting to people. A lot of play is ava/ava these days but good anons are still around and exist.
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>>81909531
It's not 2-3 people. I'm not saying dedicated no life shitposters like Poverty Asuna don't exist, they're the ones who instigate the shitposting then local shitters join in. I don't understand why everywhere you go in 4chan people are obsessed about pining all shitposting on one or a couple of posters
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>>81909891
>I don't understand why everywhere you go in 4chan people are obsessed about pining all shitposting on one or a couple of posters
Because it’s more convenient to think that it’s just one outsider rather than the people you interact with daily and that are a part of the community calling you a nigger.
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Post what you're listening to
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Misuzu and its consequences have been a disaster for the erotic roleplay thread.
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I thought we already knew this, Misuzu exposed the cabal for being shitposters.
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>>81910004
>Misuzu exposed the cabal for being shitposters.
Where? All they did was throw a fit, cry that a server was targeting them, and leave without finishing their rp with Toji.
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE AVAS? BRING ME ANIME PUSSY NOW!
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>Be me
>Leave hg because the thread became fucking unusable because of shitters never shutting the fuck up about the council
>Try /flg/
>Had some cool rps, ghosting is crazy tho. The thread is filled with shitposting
>Try /ftt/
>It's all terrible typefucking and homos
>Notice a thread in the catalog
>Decides to give /erp/ a try
>Great community, cool avas and good rp. Normal amounts of shitposting for a place with lots of namefags
>Fast forward to today
>Shitters brining up the evil shitposting discord and posting zero proof every day
This fucking sucks actually
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>>81910060
Most of the avas fucked off to discord to rp.
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>>81909782
An "ava" can be someone who posts with a consistent identity like a canon character from a series. There are some regulars who opt not to play canon characters like sweet femanon, but they are distinguished by the fact they commonly play the same themes or tropes in their sessions. Like it or not, if you RP here regularly enough people will assign an identity to you if they figure out your "voice" while writing in or out of character.
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>Shitpost avas until the thread is full of pointless arguing and schizophrenia
>W-where are the avas!?
Do anons really?
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>>81910114
>femanon
Sad they got shitposted out.
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>>81910085
desu ive been rping elsewhere (not discord). its more comfy to lurk tred than constantly try to appeal to the crowd for play. if ppl post characters i wanna typefuck ill drop a line but otherwise im not engaging with the white noise
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>>81910128
I didn't realize she was targeted too. I liked her. She seemed incredibly sweet, but I can understand that she wouldn't want to be subjected to whatever bullshit anons were subjecting her to.
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>>81910128
Cute ending femanon? How did you guys fuck up this badly?
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>>81910190
It's very unfortunate. But their whole deal was posting cold openers which are very easy to pick on. I think >>81909410 has a point, the vibe of the thread definitely changed at some point for the worse.
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Is there a way to reference "avas" in thread? I'd feel bad if I came in as a newfag and stole someone's identity by being autistic about a canon or two I like
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If you want to know which avas shit up the thread look at the avas who get no sessions and get rejected
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>>81910272
>which avas shit up the thread
This isn't F-List and apart from Kamina there's never been another example and that years ago. I dont think avas are retarded enough to make their own worse on purpose
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Bridges have been burnt. Avas have retreated to their safe haven Discord. Faith in anons are at an all time low. The combined forces of Concerny, Shitsuna, and Misuzu claim victory. The golden age of ERP is over.
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Anons must be squished.
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>>81910190
>>81910209
Don't think she's gone, she has had gaps before in her posting schedule. She might just be busy. Shitposting and no replies didn't stop her before and I hope it won't stop her now.
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>>81908484
With every session here, I've come to realize I prefer the ones that aren't planned. It was foolhardy of me to go in with a plan, especially when the data has shown spontaneity to be the best course of action for both of us. Flow is something I pay attention to as well; it's a state of mind I seek to enter as soon as possible. When words flow through you and there exists little to no doubt in your heart about what you're writing, you know you've achieved it. Heart. What a nice word. You often can't tell if you'll tap into flow unless you begin acting first. So, I understand what you've seen.

I hold many concepts, cadences, and characters here which I have yet to incorporate into the written form I cherish. Kaai is someone who lives in the moment, after all. We may see each other again. We may not. There are no guarantees. You don't decide that, and neither do I. Wakatta? If you can't put pen to paper, put the pen down. This is a simple fact. Strain stains your soul, and your soul is the most important, yet neglected, writing apparatus. Your fear is my thrill. Cease that anxiety. What kind of sensei is so uncertain? You disgust me, kahah.

Bye.
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>>81910243
The thread isn't nearly as lively as it once was and if the only anon approaches you can hope to get are asking for titjobs or other basic/vanilla acts its no wonder avas aren't thrilled by the prospect of picking up rando requests.

>>81910254
The thread isn't nearly as strict as you think. Just pick up whatever character you are interested in playing.
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We just need shitters like Mizuki/Testament back so they can soak up all the hate and seethe from shitposters.
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>>81910327
Based
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>>81910379
Agreed.
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>>81910379
They unironically stimulated thread activity
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>>81910379
Apparently Mizuki has a discord harem now.
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The thread wasn't this bad just one month ago. What the fuck happened?
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>>81910327
Rance and his consequences to /erp/
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>>81910410
Some shitposter must have gotten laid off.
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>>81910383
>>81910391
Stop pretending you RP and aren't just here to instigate.
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>>81910410
Shitposting sky-rocketed a couple weeks ago, we had weeks we couldn't go a day without threads with +500 replies. Avas show up less and less and when they do is mostly to play with another avas. I don't see anons approach avas anymore either
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>>81910379
>two male avas that actually rped
I would take them over you any day
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Is /erp/ kill?
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>>81910498
It isn't, but I'm just gonna play dead until the shitposters get bored and move on to another community to infest.
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>looks into this thread like picrel
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Testashit was a creepy chaser
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>>81910498
As a mostly off and sometimes on again lurker, there has been times when /erp/ looks dead only for it to blow up into 700 post per thread sessions. 4chan as a site IS dying, and I can't imagine it'll get better until your average anon synthesizes a new political identity for itself outside of just being generic right-wingers.
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>>81910554
Astolfo isn't gay, you have never played Fate
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>/HG/ is dead
>They move in and start shitposting
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>>81910573
>4chan as a site IS dying,
I've been hearing this since 2016
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>>81910577
Astolfo, according to Nasu himself, is bisexual; check the Fate wiki.
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>>81910577
Astolfo would fuck the shit out of Sieg after plowing Jeanne thobeit. He’s cutesexual.
>t. Astolfo player
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>>81910615
Nozomi what do you think of the current state of the thread?
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>>81910577
The irony is thick... Like my butt.
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>>81910648
I am depressed
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>>81910680
NTA but how can we help you.
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Marina would be based if he played Astolfo like a NTR Chad instead of a bottom fag.
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>>81910687
No one can help someone who wants to wallow in their misery.
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>>81910702
Opposite. Most astolfos play him straight. Marina is the best.
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>>81910730
How can you say this when 90% of Astolfo art is homo shit
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>ASTOLFO IS STRAIGHT
>ASTOLFO IS GAY
Astolfo is whatever sexuality I am therefore he fucks (You) in the ass.
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Okay but Marina has never interacted with any fate media
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>>81910777
Why does it matter? You weren't going to RP with them anyway.
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>>81910705
>>81910687
Unless you're a God, there is nothing you can do.
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>>81910793
This is a rp thread not a typefucking thread
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Notice how (they) instantly moved to shitposting on Marina because he's the only ava around. Kill all shitposters.
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>>81909186
Didn't Najimi dump her for Hskw?
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>>81910856
Hskw is a better partner
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Which poster is hskw and which is wha? I'm too retarded. The one posting jill is who?
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>>81910777
what does this even mean? Are you trying to be a mindreader or are you saying that I haven't ERPed anything directly tied to fate yet?

>>81910702
*Switch fag
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>>81910929
He's saying you haven't consumed any Fate media. Based switch. Me too.
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Let's settle this once and for all. Which ava deserved the hate.
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>>81910926
Jill is wha, the one posting goon girls for Najimi is hskw Both are good, just depends on your mood.
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>>81910929
I think he's trying to shitpost you saying you picked up a Fate character without knowing about Fate which is something avas do all the time tbhdesu
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>>81910963
Milky
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>>81910963
Reze.
>>81910978
Not an ava.
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>>81910972
>Hskw
>Good
Stranny...
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>>81910972
Seems like at least one of those people only comes for the Najimi bloke. Should I even bother? I love jill.
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>>81911009
Hgfag...
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>>81910940
>>81910975
So the former. I don't know how I give off that impression, I know he's pan, I just prefer to do more gay stuff with him. But I'm obviously not opposed to doing male on female with him.
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>>81910926
Jill is wha. They haven't been around as much, probably from work or a new game. They come here for multiple people though, they thirsted over Leon with Angel recently.
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>>81911031
You can try, they like lovey dovey scenes.
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WHA is a nigger.
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>>81911009
It's a bit weird to follow Star over here and then insult them Kosaku. Why do you hate him?
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>>81911109
So is Najimi, except he’s unironically black.
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>>81911156
Shitters flock to each other, nothing to see here.
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>>81911109
Wha is philipinx
>>81911156
Do you have any proofs for that? Black guys that had Najimi's attitude died with disco somewhere in the end on 80s
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>Wha is philipinx
Proof?
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>>81909963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKCgzwHz6CI
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>>81911245
Same as the proof Najimi is black, it doesn't exist.
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>>81911031
Wait for someone that won't publicly humiliate you for reaching out to him to pick her up.
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>WHA is Spoiled
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>>81911295
We know he hates Milky...
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>>81911294
It's only a public humiliation thing if you let other anons gaslight you into approaching too aggressively.
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Gay rape in the gay anus
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Toji seething about WHA again because he got rejected, lol. What a creepy dude
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>>81911325
>You need to follow a strict ruleset if you want to approach me with an idea, let alone play with me.
Nah I'm good.



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