haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82242739/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
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I love you poss
>>82253671i've never seen two marts in the same place before
*physically removes the wifi module from his tv and covers the walls with thermal blankets*
>>82253665too gay being gay should require a license and they should hand out tickets for being too gay like speeding tickets
>>82253726who would administer these tickets and distribute these licenses?
>>82253726*does this in court*
>>82253873*holds you (in contempt)*
>>82253691its actually just 1 double mart like catdog
how do i flirt on grindr?someone replied to me and i do not wanna fuck it up... :p
i'm about to attend another open house while stoned
well now i know that gangstalking is a real thing
>>82254122well what did he say
penis in vagina sex
>>82254342currently asking for a dick pic...
>>82254267ill clap for you just because nobody else will
>>82254407gross
>>82254407well? will you?
apparently this movie is really bad but i think the poster is beautiful
im gonna go roller skate around a lake to prove that it can be done by a possum brb
>>82253630i love this poss he looks warm and comfy
>>82254407that will be 90% of all interactions on that app
i think i should be some sort of gay snow marten just in case
>>82254828just in case w
feels weird to see people repost my doodles that i forgot ive ever drawn
pain again
>>82254883they might not let me become things after last time
today was a chill day
how do i find the courage to Do It
if your belief is proven that people secretly hate you and want an excuse to get rid of you multiple times are you paranoid or too smart for your own good
>>82254828god i need to have a boy friend and go out in the snow with him
do marts dook
yo poss I'm super stoked to see your part in the /haha/ skate tape.you did submit some clips, right?
>>82255635its always a good idea to be cautious, especially around people who are crazy
>>82255712sorry i can't skate i haven't transitioned yet
Had an unusually unsatisfying wosssesh this morning. Something on my end, the quality of the pornpgraphy was more than adequate.
scratching my ass rn
>>82255753you can't just keep your board on the ledge forever, man. drop in!
>>82255856*drops**falls off immediately**skins both my knees*
i tried skating once and i landed flat on my back and thought i was gonna die from not being able to breathe
>>82255795addiction is bad
UUUOOOOUUUGHHH ATE TOO MUCH
>>82255889had the wind knocked out of you
i was never that good at skating but i have a lot of problems with balance because of shit being wrong in my inner ears, cant do anything about thatbut its fun regardless, impressive what some people can pull off
>>82255917tubby doggo :)
i stopped skating after is saw a girl smash her skull in a wall
>>82255635Nobody secretly hates me, they're all very much upfront about it. What's got me fucked up is the people who secretly love me but still treat me like shit to the point of actual clinical depression. Please fuck off
>>82254533im trying way too bloody drunk...
>>82255981Lshoulda worn a helmet
twitter is giving me propaganda to take a bath...
i can't ride a bike or drive
>no food at home>too lazy and too hot out to want to leave
i just took a shit and my room smells absolutely terrible now
Reposting this for attention
sent him a pic of myself in underwear and he stopped replying Q_Qi feel so fucking ugly ;^;
>>82256202you gotta change afterwards possmaybe take a shower too
in unrelated shit news, i ate an italian beef sandwich for lunch 2 hours ago and just shit it out in the form of nearly straight up liquid with sport peppers in iti dont think i digested anything
>>82256236erm... not yet
>>82256228punch tummy
>>82256228suck on pubic hair :3
>>82256244my anal glans keep secreting musk fluid
>>82256256erm then get used to the smell stinky
>>82256179ya
>>82256270w-wha!!?
>>82256346twinks like it when you do that i've been told
hyperpop song about taking sparkledog cum up the ass
>>82256327i will forget about it eventually. my dog likes to chase the flies. at least it gives her something to do
my cd player keeps randomly skipping and its pmo trying to clean the lens isnt working
>>82256360I've never been punched in my tum by someone else..
>>82256425can i see your penis please
>>82256460OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
>>82256460I'm cut,,
>>82256552thank you mr. twinkkiss
you're supposed to penis after red numbies
>>82256552you would be fun to ballbust i think
>>82256593I have experimented with some plaps before but I've never gone too far with it...
>>82256552cute tummy cute wosser :3
i need to become cute so i can score twink dick
>>82256552cute orbs and woss
>lost 50lbs>leftover skin and flab will never go away>have a mildly athletic build underneath>ill never get to see iti hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
doggy boys should wear no clothes and only a collar
too lazy to be slutty
>>82256642your nuts just look very juicy thats all…
>>82256802what should possy boys wear
>>82256802they can wear socks too
>>82256798you should gain back 50 pounds and then gain 50 more pounds and be a fat poss
>>82256874They're actually very small and ineffective as nuts.. I barely cum anything :<
>>82256900fingerless gloves
>>82256798>have to lose 60-70 pounds to be normal weightuh oh....
wolf boys STINK
>>82256798damn thats a lot of weight like another person (teenager) worth of weight
>>82256552how are you skinny
flying squirrel maxing
anoying gay people are the worse im gonna do it one day
>>82256996*warshes them*
i fucking hate calculus and derivatives and i really dont want to have to retake this class in the fall
>>82257335i don't envy you. nothing ever blanked my brain more than math.
>>82257042Do me first
>>82257363ok turn your head and cough
i ate too much food again but its ok because its sunday, i can change tomorrow and be a better person from then on
mom made me watch the snl skit where chris farley is auditioning to be a male stripper and the punchline is that he’s not attractive and fat, but it made me internally go “gott dang, he kinda got it.”>>82257335for me it’s organic chemistry. i do not look forward to having to retake orgo 2 (again). i think those classes are the closest I’ve come to kmsing because of skool.
>>82257147he looks so sad
>>82257479i thought the setup is hes fat but the punchline is he also cant dance or strip and jerks himself around like a puppet having a seizure
>>82257335the history of it is cool looking but actually doing it seems like you need to re organize your brain
*runs past*
>>82257591*feeds u a treat*
>>82257761NOM NOM
>>82257777lucky bana possum
>>82257846wish i was a lucky bana pobbum
imagine a large strange beast bestowing to you a banana as big as your own body
>>82253665why are possum boys like this...
>>82258120no wonder they always look so scared
>>82258120i've seen drawings like this but it wasn't a banana that you can chew up and swallow
penis in vagina sex (gay)
>>82258136i wish that was me
Hi hello hello everyone! I didn't take many pictures of my food this week but I did make some pizza, mostly trying to work on my crust. I also did marinaded chicken and some burgers and a green bean casserole. Might make some bagels later. Hope you are all doing well!
>>82257479go back to india garf
>>82258269that's a good looking pizza
who else but yeenmire???
african wild doggies painted twunks
you can bet they'll be painted after I'm done with them
going to art school downstatelooking for a rich twink to marry
>>82258345ain’t me. i’d rather be paul simon.
haha babe I love how you categorize gay men based on their body type it's very hot and not reductive or superficial at all
damn...
>>82258887this is how i feel at my most gay
it used to be called pizzer…and soba
i eat pizzeri drink soba
>>82259148the true possy spirit is being lost…..
to celebrate easter, i wossed to gross stuff not once but twice
>>82259230why are you turned on by gross stuff?
>>82259148and posts used to have a poss or racc or habits pic attached to them...
>>82259276things were better back then
its hottherefore, bottomlessdick out, windows open, enjoying the breeze, just finished my philly cheesesteak hotdog and fries, the world is at peace
>>82258887they even walk sluttily...
big felids vs small canids
>>82259230was it oviposition
its not the most elegant looking thing but it tastes like it was made by gods
imagine if bottomless district was real haha
wish i had a big canid in my small felid life
>>82259347too many bottoms would try to infiltrate the bottomless district to find top bfs
>>82259263i dont want to talk about it>>82259331no, girls are yucky
the only time i ate a philly cheesesteak i had mad diarrhea the following day
male oviposition...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4El0Ww64yc
tops aren't real
you into the bottom pit
need to rape a buff man twice my size
im fat and lazy and stupid
>>82259337what is it i want it
>>82259926same
>>82259926me too!
>>82259926and?
once I saw a guy who worked at a skate shop who was wearing a fish net shirt and he was really cool looking
>>82260166did you cum in him
woah theyre back already
>>82259926Would you top me? :3
>>82255745I made the mistake of thinking otherwise and got my ass banned from multiple servers while others scratched their heads because they couldn't believe my luck
>>82260224i dont know how to do that
>>82260223theyre pretty cute i like both of them a lot
>>82260223where do i purchase a bf similar to the zebra
>>82260272yaya
>>82260298isn't that r*pe
>>82260305poss i noticed your brain doesn't work so good
>>82260360i have nevr had sex or anything like that im not trying to start shit i just dont know he said he wanted to top but then the other guy coerced him to bottomidk
>>82260384i think you're having trouble understanding things like a lot of things (brain doesn't work so good)
>>82260448yeah i know that already but thanks for spelling it out for everybody i guessim so stupid and worthless in so many different ways, almost all the ways actually
>>82253689thank you
armpit checkuhm kinda stinky
>>82260221no I didn't even say anything to himhe was taller than me too
guy who is in a loving and committed relationship x guy with a hypnotic and possibly smelly penis
crying in the shower after bottoming and then running out of his apartment
>>82260873can you give him my number
reverse pred play is so fucking hot
you predophile
to catch a predophile
>>82260958what is reverse pred play
i want someone to hurt me
im gonna give you to the count of three to be my boyfriendone..two....two and a half.........
>>82261053it's like this but backwards
two...one...zero...
>>82261174don't mock me
ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE
im staying up late its 3 am im a stupid neet
i brushed my teeth and will be in bed by 8
sorry i mean it's like this but backwards
ok let's be boyfriends then
zootopia is a reverse pred setting
im unboyfriendable
driving pgf to the dollar store and letting her pick out 3 things
>>82261360peebeegeef
if i was your pgf would you buy me nerds gummy clusters
>>82261360in this economy that costs $4.75 plus tax unless you brought cash then you won't need to pay the $1 card fee
>>82261404only if you let me put one in your butt to see what happens
i wish men were real
>>82261418that's misogynist and maybe also transphobic depending on the details of the hypothetical
>>82261425woah that's a big can
>>82261425i don't like his chest hair
>>82261425i look like this but i wear my blankie to sleep so i don't catch cold
>>82261480prove it
>>82261425uhh doesnt charizard die if his tail doesnt burn
i hate hairless twinks they remind me too much of women and the thought of women makes my wosser recede inward
>>82261502what about women that remind you of men
wosser is our word but u can say wossa
>>82261487blankie pix
strokin me wossa in the arvo
>>82261570okay now ummmm can i see you
wissy wossy
crowposs or skunkposs or maybe black-catposs or m
double penetration is cringe
>>82261881kill yourself
single penetration is cringe
scut it up
scuntboy
my scutfriend
>>82259932looks like a box of fries with a mystery meat sandwich
>>82262235i think its a hotdog
>>82262314i think you are dong starved
going to buy a discman and a belt loop so i can be that guy and listen to burzum cds on my bike rides
>>82262369i cant be dong starved because ive never tried a dong before
>>82262235ohhh okay thank you french fries you said they were called?am i pronouncing that right?
i have the button that fixes everything in front of me but i'm too afraid to push it for basically no reason
>>82262393have you already decided if you are a boy or a girl>>82262457i dont know i usually call them chips
>>82262502is this a metaphor for a trigger
>>82262526i wouldnt be any happier or sadder if i was a girl instead of a boy... id still be depressed and hate myself no matter what
>>82262552no that's different that's famously the eject button
>>82262560looks like you need a box of fried with a mystery dong sandwich
>>82262661yeah probably... i think id like that
*tugs on your thingy*im so lonely...
I wish i was a girl and had big boobs primarily so that I could write notes on them for closed book exams and be able to get away scot free unless the teacher wants to commit sexual harassment. Men have it so fucking hard
i wish i was a girl and had maybe medium sized boobs
why does the furry fandom have so many sex pests
>>82262831plastic boobs
>why does [fetish community] have so many sex pests
>>82262884i don't want those
>>82262884is this that gorillaz album
>>82262927im a scary guy-girl on a tower
i hope this is a boy
>>82263080what if someone said that about you, how would that make you feel
>>82263097penis hard
>>82263152elaborate
my new special poss activity is staying up past 24 hours and imagining stuff that makes me cry really hard and sobbing in my dark closet listening to music
escooters are gay and cringe and im tired of people pretending theyre notjust ride a bike lazy ass
should i eat a giant bowl of spicy dip tonight that will guaranteed make me shit diarrhea out my doodoo ass tomorrow while i'm at work or should i not do that
>>82263200thats doesnt seem very special but i like it
gaslighting your mtf pgf until they detransition
>>82263428
>>82263437me and who
>>82263437how is this even someones truama nigga just don't hookup with niggas who are afraid of your girlcock
i gotta become a girl and frot with a boy
i've gotta continue being a boy and frot with a slightly larger boy while he pins me down in bed and removes my panties
think tonight ill jerk off to ai chatbots
>>82263288its fun because i play music and imagine stuff about myself where im happy or sad or both and the darkness makes it easier to imagine and i can sob really hard and not see how it effects my vision
>>82263625can i see
>W*man invites me for sex>organizes her fucking rock collection in front of me for three hours, then when we go to the bedroom she pulls out her phone and starts researching how to get real estate certs>I pass out from boredomJesus christ I can't believe I got out - autismed by a woman. I'm not even upset, I'm impressed.I think I will stick to being a homosexual going forward though
good night possums i am seeby
>>82263782these feet are freaking me out
naner? Good ptosaium? no more bone hurtie? yes please
>>82263782holy fucking shit these bony anorexics need to gain some weight asap
>>82263854why are these things always eating bananas
>>82263879peter should be grateful
>>82263689i like to stay up 24h and halucinate stuff for free but one day i should buy some kind of acid like lsd
>>82263872>bony anorexics>im skinnier than themhaha...
>>82263842me too i cant stop looking at them…>>82263854nnana……. wishing other possums happy dreams….>>82263872it all goes to their wossers though>>82263879this makes me sad for him wtf
>>82263931i would kiss you…..
I think I'm addicted to Satisfactory
>>82263945thank you poss..................
i hate how fat i am
>>82263967eat less move more
>>82263964youree welcome….. *pets you like this https://x.com/thefoxlife/status/2043508468988977248?s=46&t=nKD0AbMyqJhWS21Vzs_jvg *
I want to kiss fopsy mcdonalds' big dark meaty lips
>>82263975im too stupid to do that
>>82263986then you should work on that first
>>82263977wish i was half as cute as him...........
>>82264014im too stupid to stop being stupid...
>>82263936>it all goes to their wossers thoughYou're joking but that actually happened to me, because I was given steroids before puberty and ate a bunch of fast food slop because my dad can't cook to save his life.>tfw you get made fun of while changing for P.E. in highschool
>>82263967I like how fat you are>but I don't think I like that I like how fat you are.
>>82264033write down what you want to improve in a paper then next to it write what you can do to achieve that
>>82263983um if he has that last name that means he's married to a boy... and you can't kiss him unless he lets you
>>82262753ouhH! AH!
>>82264049aaaaa go away scary fatfucker
yoo
it's never gonna get better is it
>>82264334>>82264442it gets worse but you get stronger too
>>82264185No.
>>82264458why have i been getting weaker then
>>82264468have you been
>>82264478i have bean
>>82264468umm but nietzsche said that whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger
i fucking love bigtiddyfoxgf's art like you wouldn't believebro has given me so many fetishes
>>82264595idiot that was that one song by dickpunch
whatever doesn't kiss me shakes my donger
>>82264461fat poss liker, how fat is fat enough?
i drive 2 hours every day does anyone know any audiobooks i should listen to
>>82264677audiobooks are cringe
>>82264673Pudgy belly is enough, anything is fun up close in real life.If you want to know what's too much though, please understand that I'm on trash for a reason.
oh oh let me guess, is the reason because you're garbage and belong in the trash?
im da fat poss hater
>>82264747No, I'm here for the porn, lol
>>82264834doggy
>>82264834i really like this one’s ears
time to check exhentai to see if there's anything new and good
no one ever explained to me what does exhentai has that e-hentai doesn't
time to explain why god hates me
i hate weed
i hate schizos but every day that passes im more and more like them
>>82265110for my purposes shota
>>82264834yeenchud...
head is itchy
why won't poss show me his cool cock and let me play with it
>>82265249don't
>>82265294small and ugly
>>82265307i don't believe you
unfortunately its not possible for anyone to play with my cock through the internet
iiiiiiii waaaaaaaaaaant aaaaa iceeeeee creaaaaaaaam saaaaaaaaaandwiiiiiiiich
>>82265329then come over
>someone posts a jiggie link>try to complete it>it slowly becomes more apparent that the pic is loli porni was pretty excited about doing a puzzle... guess ill make some late night dinner now
its your fault for not jigging with us and now you are a pedophile
>>82265385you guys dont make jiggies anymore...
4chan got so boring i might make a twitter account just because it seems to have more interesting shit going on there because theres so much screenshots of it being posted here
>>82265367it's cause yeen didn't post it he posts the best jigsaw images
>>82265398because no one wants to jig
i think there's a sort of uncanny valley effect for how big you draw men's pecs as if they're too big but not full on literal tits
what if it was a jigsaw puzzle of a ghost and it was called a jigaboo
i did a jigsaw puzzle with my momit was underwater themed
i wish your mom was here so we could jig
i have the hiccup
>>82265528big breathe
???
>>82265410i remember making puzzles with yeen and other possesit was nice to make one then have another poss make a new one and so on
>>82265655why is possum so pinched
do i make a milkshake or no
>>82265780go for itit's been a while since i've made one so do it in my stead
yeen
>>82265804okay im drinking it (chocolate) (yummy)
You can't weigh me
i would be mad if i were a frankenstein monster and i didn’t have xxxl shmeat
yeenis
>>82266064iirc frankenstein went out of his way to only use attractive parts for his monster so they probably had a huge hog
