Different kind of "Meat" Edition Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82265117OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Adam won
Beat mine by 20 seconds
>>82283040
Abel is my sweetie, my sweetie that I love!
>>82283381BASED I LOVE YOU MMMWAH
>>82283381Regular feetsies version for myself
>>82283381>>82283449NOICE
>>82283449If you're still taking requests, how about Lute and Emily sucking on Abel's dick?
>>82283355Meat abuse!
>>82283355Beat it on who?
Bouta beat my meat dodoodoo!
>>82283544Cucklentino
>>82283292The best advice I can give is work with clipping masks. Most art programs should have them (I use FireAlpaca which is completely free) What the clipping mask does is allow you to draw and color within the boundaries of your layer. Most artists use this to change the color of their lineart in some areas to give it a certain vibe.
Radioshatic
>>82283767
>>82283807Acute bunny boy. It’s crazy that he has sex with Alastor all the time
>>82283796Silentzound has drawn and supported shaticmoth though lol
shaticmoth and radioshatic both suck
>>82283872No they don't
>>82283872>fence sitting faggotThey mog the fuck out of your shitty ships.
>>82283830he has sex with nobody because he is a virgin
>>82283890Put some pants on you sluts
Extra low effort sketch I did for a friend after I sent the Abel hooves pic to him.
>>82283872One is a choice of duty the other is a sentence of fate.
>>82283940DA HOOFS
>>82283940Abel hoovies in my mouth
"Is my halo on? I'm gonna shit my pants!" is the greatest song lyric of all time.
>>82283872If they suck, then every other ship is pure shit in comparison
>>82283880>>82283890>>82283990im right, cope niggers
Valastor master race.
>>82284062Nope
>>82284064Deer abuse
>>82284064>cuntboy
>>82284165Vox arms
>>82284165I am also mindbroken over deer, Vox
WE'RE BACK
Never left.
Imagine what a big demonaic goat demon embodiment of PRIDE could do to him...
>>82284883Vox...
So follow me down.
I shall now sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mgNLE4GHvk
>>82283331Meds...
is octavia really asexual? all that sex being wasted?
>>82285326No, it is retarded to give a young character an attribute that irl is just depression. The showmakers are hyper-libtards so they think asexuality is just another sexuality of the great diverse colorful mix of sexualities and it is cringe how desperately they infuse the woke sexuality cult into the show and make characters anything but hetero.Octavia will find her happiness and open up to intimacy. The same with Alastor.
>>82285345i dont think asexual is even a thing, like its made up
>>82284522Negress maid
>>82285345>The same with AlastorAnd Mammon as well?
>>82285353I bet my ass that 90% of "asexuals" irl are just depressed or have mentally given up one way or another. A healthy happy human being has a libido, that is the most basic instinctual thing that keeps our species alive.
>>82285180Hot
>>82285452Not really, I just don't feel attraction to 99.9% of people. Anyone who has a functioning body will have libido. It's akin to having hunger, but not craving food. You just eat because it's a biological imperative, not because it's pleasurable. Some asexuals can and do have sex, they're just extremely 'picky'.
>>82285534uh huh
>>82285534My man, if you have sexual urges, you are not asexual. Don't let the cult brainwash you.
>>82285534i knew alastorfags were mentally ill
>>82285575Asexuality isn't about not having sexual urges, it's about not having sexual attraction. I've hardly ever felt attracted to irl people ever. Like, I can count on my fingers. I like fictional men. I identified as ace way before it was a part of the rainbow mafia and it's inclusion into the LGBT+ is dubious at best. Now all of a sudden we're lumped in with trannies and such and it's tiresome. >I'm also not a man>>82285589Anyone who posts on 4chan about these gay demon shows is probably nuts, to be fair.
>>82285624you know you can get meds that take away your "sexual attraction"? it just means your brain chem is fucked up naturallysorry buddy :(
>>82285698Nah, I'm not on any medication and hormonally I'm a-ok (recently did some bloodwork), got a Vitamin D deficiency apparently, but I doubt I've had that for 20+ years. Some people just don't experience sexual attraction the way 'normal' people do. I don't know any difference so I'm not missing out.
>>82285740>Nah, I'm not on any medication and hormonally I'm a-oki didnt say you were on meds, and im sure hormone tests show everything about the brain/s
>>82285772Most sexual dysfunctions are hormone based, in women lack of desire and libido is anyway. Thyroid issues are a common cause. If you're suggesting that asexuality is trauma or neurologically based there's an argument to be made for that, but a trauma based model wouldn't work for me because I've always been this way. You could maybe blame the 'tism, but it's a stretch.
>>82285844>or neurologically basedthis, im talking about this
>>82285877Some mental illness can cause a dip in libido, like depression, but I'd be very reticent to label this asexuality, as it's situational and not their default orientation. Trauma can cause sex aversion, and some people who have experienced trauma at a young age go on to be asexual, or sex avoidant at least. Though I'd say they're not the majority. Most asexuals are like myself, they occasionally enjoy sex, they have partners, but don't feel that 'pull' towards others like normal people do. People make it way more complicated than what it is.
>>82285954And by complicated I mean before asexuality was a rainbow alphabet thing with all these little Tumblr sub labels like 'aromantic' and 'demisexual'. There were just asexuals who didn't like sex/romance, and gray asexuals who rarely did. Nowadays it's a clusterfuck. Some of these little microlables are fun, like ficto, but I wouldn't take them seriously. But enough of that, I'm off to work. Take care Anon.
>>82285954im gonna change the topic because im curious, im not attracted to humans or animals, just fictional female characters, what am i?
>>82285624If you don't feel attraction to irl people, that is because you have started watching porn way too early and thus you are desensitized and your standards are way too high. If you wanted to fix your "asexuality" you would need to stop watching porn alltogether and stop masturbating too. I know it is hard, but after a few months your sensitivity should normalize. Luckily the brain is plastic.
>>82286024If you're not attracted to humans at all and only 2D you'd fall under the asexual umbrella, since you display a lack of sexual attraction to real people. Fictosexual if you wanted to give yourself a microlabel. But how you identify is up to you. Asexual or straight both work (assuming you're a guy). I identify as straight 90% of the time and only my family/friends know I'm asexual. It's whatever you prefer.
>>82286124>only 2Ddo 3d animations of these things count as 2d?
>>82286091I try not to watch porn, it's very bad for the brain, so I've tried to cut it out completely. I was not exposed to it early though, I grew up with dial up in the middle of nowhere. I'm old. The only way you could get porn back then was to go to a theater or rent a tape. I don't think I'd ever seen a dick until my cousin found a hardcore tape in their parents attic. I was in high school lol. >>82286136I'd count that, yeah.
wait im asexual?this cant be...
>>82286188There's nothing to be ashamed of anon
>>82286091To be fair, when you look at the absolute state of the dating/sexual market, its hard to feel attraction to begin with>Bitter entitled incels/femcels who bat too much out of their league>Boring normgroid chads/stacies who never developed a personality>Psychotic niggers who would ruin your life >Retarded manosphere/dyke feminist jew-oped cucks who think they're superior to you>Faggots with stds, abuse, and infidelity issues>Entitled drug-addled whores who burned out their ability to pair-bond>Lazy unhygienic abominations who would rather die than to ever work with you to be betterBeing decently groomed and having things in common to have a meaningful connection, thus able to create long-term sexual attraction, seems to be asking too much for the average person. I only would ever willingly have sex at this point for 2d or if I felt like having kids. I hate this gay repulsive earth
>>82286847I'm 6'2 with a decent face, slim, White and blue eyes, but I am a kissless virgin since I have 130 IQ with mild autism, so truly connecting to normies is impossible. I hate that you have to be a retarded turbo-normie to get intimacy. Being normal in a world full of retards is a blessing and a curse. I never thought I would end up lonely like this just because I'm not retarded.
YOU. ARE. CURSED!!!
SUR SLUTUOUS
>>82286940do you also rp as a dumb brute when playing rpgs?
>>82287770I don't really play rpg's. Years ago I had a few DnD sessions where I played an arrogant elf with questionable morales.I love weed though. It makes me stupid, takes me more to the present moment and lowers the quality standards of my perception.I recently realized I want to be like Alastor irl. Fuck what everyone thinks of me, be very expressive with a constant shameless sense of superiority, literally dance in the street without care. I am the exact opposide of that and have been stifled all my life. A lot of inner work lies before me to achieve that. But it is possible.
>>82288055Do not smell like Alastor in real life tho
>>82288225Is there a canon of how Alastor smells?
>>82288512not canon, but its been stated by vivze that he stinks like hell, course this is subject to your own interpretation as what he smells like.
>>82288308Kino
>>82288588Nah, I'd still use neutral soap for my body so I don't stink. I don't use shampoo though, that is a scam. I smell like myself and that's good, since I want to attract people that like my natural smell and repel those that don't, just like nature intended.
soooooooooooooooooseason 3 hazbin when?helluva when?
>>82288588>but its been stated by vivze that he stinks like hell,That was way back in 2019 when he was still white though. She probably wouldn't say that shit now that he's black due to racist implications
>>82289504Well hazbin was good back in 2019 and I prefer my deer white. All good for me!
>It's raining hard outside>You hear a knock on your front door>See ThisWhat do? He's cold and shivering hard,He looks like he hasn't eaten or slept in days....
>>82289504What do you mean "when he was still White"? Alastor is clearly White coded.
>>82289773He is basically white as an Italian. So he is white
Asexual?Where are they?
>>82289683Slam the door on his face
>>82289683feed him and hug him and put him in a bed
>>82289904is Alastor
>>82290119Then I shall cuddle
Guitarspear but better
>>82291607I like this one more, but fair enough.
>>82289683Dye his hair brown and train him to act like a fratbro.
Cain after he eats one of my borgars
>>82292003Wtf rape him
what if pentious got fatter every time he came and as he got fatter he also got more sensitive so he cums more and more easily haha
>>82292003Cain lives in grease!
Deer but he plays for me
>>82292334deer but he is a neet who makes you work
>>82292204this but with abel
Haha abel eating up my delicious dinner and leaning back with a full found belly once he’s done and sighing with a smile
>>82292426I could do that
>>82292558Alastor will take all your money and invest it into AI cause he thinks it’s the like his name Al.
I fed and washed my tiny abel and now he won’t stop chirping
>>82292458Vaggie...
>>82292657That's more fucked up than him having a pussy
>>82292714he doesnt know anybetter! also I think pussy deer is worse cause scary
>>82292657Dumb deer
Deer but he is my personal nun I have sex with hourly
Hello hhg I’m having a hard time, if you can reply with cute pictures of hazbins and helluvas that would be great.
>>82292909He should be in a cage
>>82292712No. MeBut I do love Vaggie's boobs as wellWhat I'd give to be smooshed between her and Charlie...
>>82292963
>>82292003Wtf best version of Cain
>>82292964he wont be needing it after all
>>82292963Want anything in particular?
>Why won't you let me get some fuck Anon?
Lesbians!!!!!
>Why the fuck are you two still hanging with Mammon?>None of your business Pery!
>>82294038
i wanna draw abuse, who should i abuse?
>>82294259ABEL
>>82294285ABEL ABUSE FOREVER
>>82294290>>82294300YES YES YES
I miss my siblings...
Draw Abel being SPANKED>>82294259
I have been trying to post my finished drawfag requests all day.
I've been trying to post all day but these captchas have been raping me like crazy...
Why the shit aren't my posts showing up?
>>82294259NUGGET ALASTOR
Is 4chan kill again?
Captchas are going crazy
Abel rapeTest
>>82294488I swear to god if in the next 30 minutes there's a sudden bomb of duplicated images please understand it was me trying my hardest to post my art but I kept getting connection errors. 4chan is kill I am so sorry
>>82294533I think the site is dying
>>82294488>>82294555>>82294556I think they fixed their captcha issue
Oh fuck we're back again.
Drawfag request.
>>82294642Thank you drawfag! Sorta of a bad time to be posting but thanks all the same.
Ayo what that tooth gap do
>>82294556Been dying since moot left
Abel was made to be overstimulated.
>>82294811We are all dying. But we will never leave. We are here forever, after all
>>82294642>average Heaven meeting
>>82294746saint peter....
>>82292427that'd work too...
>>82294819Hot, thank you for drawing my boywife. If you're still doing requests, can you draw Abel receiving a blowjob from under the table during a meeting? those are always my favorite.
>>82294881they would look good together imo
>>82294852I absolutely adore drawing him you won't believe.
>>82294345Owlnon...
>>82294885katie...
