Cowbois editionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82290587/
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>>82355446I love gooner pussyfree pathetic men
love how deep I've gone and how far I've fallen. 33 year old permavirgin who finally gave up on ever losing his virginity, has to jerk off at least twice a day (more like 4 on days im not working) to keep up with my gooner libido, falling for cartoon girls, and loves the humiliation side of it so much that I can only jerk it to censored girls or non-nude girls because of the way I've conditioned myself to believe virgins like me don't deserve to see naked women.
Need a bimbo mommy that wishes I was never born, and does everything in her power to keep me pussyfree and depressed while she reminds me just how much she hates meee </3
>>82357771Hello 33 year old permavirgin censorcock, we meet again
>>82358836I love fake plastic bimbos who ruin their bodies to become an obscene parody of the female form
>>82358836What a life, a pornbody bimbo mommy who keeps you a sated little virgin. Guh.
What’s your favorite word for precum?
>>82358926Mommy knows what's best.>>82358985It's only natural someone as ludicrously stacked and bimbo and superior to some useless gooner would proudly want me to expire </3
>>82355446I just want to share that I'm planning my balls
>>82359068Cock mucus...
should i relapse on weed after staying two weeks sober, and waste my night masturbating to goonerbait? help me decide.
>>82358864yeah you got me, seems like the best place for me to hang out and kill my last dreams of being anything other than a basement dwelling virgin
>>82359583Yeah, probably. I’m white trash hag lady who likes to watch, I’ve been lurking. I see you posted a few gym girls. I wonder if they’d be sickened by you stealing their pics and videos and putting them on some seedy 4chan board…
Any session nonnys that could maybe help me cum to weird or gross stuff like fat hairy man ass or cock? Or anything sorta similar in terms of grossness or weirdness? Open to anything that isnt vanilla (Just no loli stuff please). I don't really expect any adds but thought it was worth a shot lol.....058d31d37e4296794371dfffec2266584eb67cdb9bf869d870fec63e7d5fa29128
>>82359660> I’m white trash hag ladyWhy not share your holes with us?
>>82359880Your pussyfree woman-repellent status is important to my enjoyment of you. I wouldn’t be watching if you had a chance.
>>82359660probably, to be honest. maybe I should stick to drawn women?
>>82359896Why not at least give us something to jerk off to? Dangle the carrot in front of the horse if you will
>>82359907No, that’s part of the sick fun of it all. They’d be sickened if they knew but they don’t and it’s not like you’re not already beating your meat to them. Why stop? For their sake? No, you should continue because it’s fun and *because* they’d hate it if they knew.
>>82359926I’ll give you some JOI if you want
>>82359963yeah you're probably right, can't imagine they're thrilled by some fat virgin in his 30's going through their Instagram fapping to all their gym selfies either.
>>82359972Fair enough
>>82359986You’re older than me, dude. C’mon, who’s it really hurting if you get off to them? I get off to a bunch of stuff people would be weird about. >>82360012Well honestly I didn’t think I’d get this far. Tell me how you usually do it and we’ll go from there.
Ugghhhh I hate how fucking hot this isss
>>82360088how old are you then? and idk I just assume the mental image of me jerking off is probably gross to most people lol but I gotta get it out somewhere
>>82360088The way I usually do it is I have an assortment of pussy strokers and an ass stroker and also this 8lb fat ass toy that you can fuck the pussy and asshole on, I pick whichever one I feel like and then load up a playlist of some of my hundreds of gigs of porn and just pump it until I bust inside of it
>>82360152Not too much younger, I’m only 30. You may be put off by this but I like hearing about it.>>82360193Ohhh okay, you’ve got toys. What kinda porn?
>>82360262It’s either women with dildos, women with women or women with trans women, the only women with men stuff I watch is POVs where the guy knows to shut up
>>82359972can anyone get in on this?
>>82360287Alright so from my understanding you haven’t fistfucked in a while. You should watch some soft core lesbian porn while slowly (and I mean slowly) going at it with the 8lb pussy toy. Go a little faster, and faster until you think you think you’re almost there. Listen, you’re gonna take your thumb and lick it, then trace it from your tip to your balls while you cum. >>82360303That is the tiniest shrimp dick I’ve ever seen. What do you jack off with your pinky? You should try that and get back to me.
>>82360374Do I leave my tip in the toy?
>>82360455Yes you’re allowed
>>82360474Thank you, mommyYou’re mommy now btw
>>82360503Ew you are no son of mine. Just cum already, jeeze
>>82360536Mistress?
>>82360563Just ma’am is fine.
>>82359972>>82360374i use my fist can i get some?https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1646/90/1746907865742.webm
>>82360720Try doing it with your thumb and index finger, once you’ve got a pre going you can rub it down to the base with that. Try only jacking close to the tip for a bit, then the middle, then the base. Then go over the length with your fist when you’re close.
>>82360800fuck yes, thanks
>>82360859Great, happy to help. Now tell me about how often, loudly and how long you fart for.
