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I jerk off to so many kirinoxkyousuke doujins it's crazy
1/4 of my exhentai favorites are oreimo which doesn't sound like a lot but I have 750 doujins favorited
uploading game grumps doujins to exhentai
when my therapist starts using words like “codependent” and “people pleaser” instead of based and puppypilled
i think puppy needs to be fixed
>>82407010no
>>82407080snip snip
>>82407117giwtwm
no father figure
>>82407117you wouldn't dare
petplay but I'm an old dog that probably needs to be put down
do you guys think d4vd did it
the nigga literally wrote a song about her death
need a Beta chip
is that like a potato chip
early access chip
i need a cigarette
early access cigarette
does the hen have to be christian before you can make eggs in purgatory
>>82410325no they just want to keep a black man down
ill turn my beta chip... into a potato chipreaders note you have to potato like it rhyme with beta for this to work
bro said you have to potato
I can only make eggs in hell after judgement day, during eternal damnation
>>82413145FUCK
i just lost the game
tfw you accidentally a word and have to commit sekiro as penance
i can count to potato
>>82413151you can actually make eggs in hell right now because reality is secretly hell and we all went there 2000 years ago when jesus came back and the rapture happenedbut they don't tell you about that in the bible because it was written by satan to trick us into believing this is normal
okay but can we talk about how delicious shakshouka looks
it's so stupid that you can't mix meat and dairy according to kosher guidelines but like they don't believe in hell so what's the point of staying kosher anyways
shalashaska
shakshouka, the mic rulah, you want a trip? I'll bring it to ya
antisemitic adult swim be like shylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock
uruka is tall and has a deep voice and it makes me want to send
If you really wanted to buy me a pack of cigarettes you'd just do it
if you really wanted to pose me a question you'd just ask it
Do you want to read something violent that I wrote?
Do you want to answer a question that I asked?
>>82413378sure bro why not
what no internality does to a faggot
what no questions does to an asker
what no magic wand does to a safelaner going against bristleback
>>82413406unconvincing
>>82413468I don't care about convincing you I just wanted to make fun of your edgy 12 year old's diary entry you're aching to post
what no grooming victim does to a wally
what no heroin does to a wally
>>82413488this too is unconvincing
>>82413517>>82413468>>82413378wally
if you say so
>>82413594this, too, is wally
if wally was a real person I bet he'd be so mad right now
>>82413640damn wally is on a roll
grrr im so mad u keep calling me wally.. im so angry im gonna throw darts at my dartboard with a picture of u stapled to it that i keep bc im an angry person... im so mad and upset im gonna cry and drink vodka
>>82413698this one is actually more waldo-coded
>>82413248shakshouka is yummy as fuck especially with cilantro, naan, and tzatziki
>>82413765I have the cilantro soap gene but I would tank it to try that fuck my stupid broke chud life
>>82413804news flash bitch boy we all taste the soap learning to love it is half the journey
>>82413823I try to learn to love it every time I eat chipotle but it's hard okay
news flash, asshole! i've been tasting it the entire goddamn time! then why didn't you say anything? BECAUSE I HATE YOU
>>82413765will you make it for me if i perform sexual favors for you
>>82413851shakshouka is like 3 dollars a serving at most and you can afford chipotle? just say you can't cook
>>82413890only if those favours also involve buying me cigarettes
>>82413903I used to eat chipotle but I don't now because I'm unemployed and likely to kill myself any day nowI can afford to make shakshouka though yes I'm just lazy and prefer to eat tv dinners and cup noodlesI'm pretty decent at cooking honestly but I have mental illnesses and don't eat until I'm too hungry to stand up and that cycle repeats every single day
>>82413912bro i live in new york cigarettes are like $35 per pack thanks to that bitch hochul and also probably that faggot cuomo
I thought zohran was going to make cigarettes fast and free
>>82413948sounds like you are in desperate need of someone to fix your life from the ground up and give you a sense of purpose
>>82414010yeah but you know what marshall "eminem" mathers the third said on his seminal album recovery: life is no nintendo gamewords I live by every single day
i guess that's why they call it window pane
>>82413804everyone ive talked to who eat it say they dont get how it tastes like soap at all
>>82414057this must be how system of a down felt when people denied the armenian genocide for decades
>>82414047ok retard. if you want a sense of purpose again, all you've gotta do is ask.
singing cilantro like they do in the song sugar
i stock my shelves i buy my subs right here in hollywood
>>82414085I already told you I don't have money also even if you told me to do anything if I didn't want to do it I would just not do it
>>82414117"what's up guys today we're gonna be firebombing the local walmart and saying every slur in the dictionary"
>>82414111fuck i should've said wallywood
>>82414117why would that be peak
do you think uruka has done foot asmr
hey Google has uruka done foot ASMR fuck no not voice to text you retarded phone why didn't I buy an iPhone
hey Google search the Web for uruka FaZe connect no fuck you you stupid retard asshole bitch fucking stop doing voice to text or I'm sending you back to Xiaomi
hey Google how do I get my tiktok to show me Hasan thirst traps okay I'm really getting tired of you miss gem in I please stop doing this to me
>>82414125you seem like a charity case for now. maybe I'd let you pay me once you've got a job again. and I'm used to dealing with liars, so I'd just make sure to put you in a position where it's difficult to lie to me. you could still try, but I'm definitely smarter than you and would probably catch on before too long. Really I just want someone who I can treat like shit while making their life better.
fuck my fucking shit piece of fucking life FUCK
>>82414350don't make me say the w word
get good or get over it
>>82414384this isn't something wally would say at all please try harder
getting tired. looks like fate wants me to go to sleep.
getting curious. looks like fate wants me to ask.
just threw up $30 of taco bell this is my joker moment
dont forget to brush ur teeth after throwing up anon
ask what
the brooklyn dojers
im doj
>>82414515no I don't deserve it I only deserve alcohol
>>82414621cute
/kill @a
>>82414673vodka is my only friend and I'm not talking about uma musume
I wish I could throw shondo at a wall at light speed so she explodes
hearing my wife and her boyfriend fucking in the other room but laughing really hard because loud = funny
what's a shondo
>>82414849the vtuber fallenshadow
>>82414853how does that become shondo
>>82414871idk bro that's just what she goes by do I look like the vtuber police or somethingam I wearing a cop uniform?do I carry a gun?have I shot any minorities or pets that posed me no threat whatsoever today?I didn't think so
>>82414883i can't see you
>>82414888look... behind youno but seriously just look at her fucking xitter
I hear they love her at the City University of New York
when will nyamf come back
gamers be yelling reload at their guns in a blind panicmy brother in christ YOU fired all the bullets
i miss when my culture wasnt taken advantage of by people better than me
>>82414932isn't that the milly reply girl
kino
>>82414932just message her
zoomers be like i should twitter dm her
reply guying milly is sad
reply guying anyone is sad
ive been trying to beat bibbidiba on impossible in rift of the necrodancer for 3 months and im thinking maybe i should just kill myself instead
children die if they are struck, particularly if repeated
taking my mom's cigarettes and telling her it's the biboo tax
one time i told my mom i loved her and she just sighed heavily and walked away and poured herself a big glass of wine in the kitchen
and by big glass i mean she filled up her entire stanley mug
one time she made me eggs and i'm almost certain i saw her put rat poison in them but it must've not been enough to kill me and i heard her crying later that day
she gets really drunk and tries to hit on me but i just ignore her these days even though she's really insistent and rubs my thighs really hard
i did the math and found out that she had me when she was 15 and that explains a lot honestly
>>82415206have sex with your mother
>>82415231okay sigma fraud
writing the thesis for my philosophy phd and consistently writing sigma fraud instead of his actual name
you can tell gura/saba fans genuinely think they deserve to live
im no ears
i miss when the only vtuberposting we got were simps who coomed to them and not unfunny trannies
>>82415272this you?
>>82415281i don't see you simp posting fag boy, is it because your little boy vtuber filian is dead or whatever
kirino in OP makes me feel funny
>>82415281seething sobbing gura fan detected lmao
that's what 3 months of no streams does to a person
>>82415299i miss being a teenaged weeb
>>82415299can't spell kirino without kino
gura fans when you mention their oshi hasn't streamed in months: I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED also I'm buying more merch but I'M NOT OWNED
my mom asked me what a vtuber was at christmas and i talked for an hour straight and she yelled at me for ruining her favorite holiday until i cried and cut myself
>>82415307yeah days were simpler when I was just marathoning oreimo and lusting after lil sis doujins all day>>82415312indeed
>>82415324aggressive nl viewer energy
>>82415288pippa? pippa!!!
>>82415336absolute kirino territory is so fucking good and always makes me cum bucketswhen she refuses to take his shirt off, nghhhhh
>>82415341another gura fan pissing and shitting their diapers
>>82415359also they took it off exhentai and im going to kill someone responsible if i find out who it is
>>82415359that guy's art is insane, and the constant threat of getting caught by kuroneko is a nice subplot. GOAT for me will always be this though, I just love the way he draws their clothes. Kirino's thong uohh
>>82415383it was me
>>82415385the getting caught aspect is probably what makes it so hot for me but yeah that one you posted is also amazingall of that artist's oreimo doujins are great
>>82415336>yeah days were simpler when I was just marathoning oreimo and lusting after lil sis doujins all dayi genuinely have to die life will never ever ever be that good again holy shit fuck this life
>>82415396*shoots you with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe*
shinzo abe blown awaywhat else do i have to say
>>82415420risky sex made even riskier when the cheating aspect of the sex isn't even the most taboo thing about itI love edging to 'reimo with nons...
>>82415444WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
>>82415451you just know he got her pregnant after the anime ended over and over and over too
>>82415467if my little sister looked that like I would too like damn
>>82415467>>82415473Tempting fate that they'll hit that inbreeding deformity risk percentage just out of sure sample size alone>>82415473Kirino's so hot it doesn't matter whose little sister she is, she's getting mating pressed no matter what.
>>82415451>I love edging to 'reimo with nons...hot
mouse p.i. looks like it sucks
>>82415499she's great for handsex, so bratty
unc thread rn luhmao
>>82415503it looks really cheesy
sometimes uncslop is peak ok
>>82415537nice one bro *kisses you*
guys im watching gregory house, medical doctor, any tips and tricks for naming the diseases before the reveal at the end of the episode?
>>82415539youre literally oldhow does it feel to know youre not a part of the younger generation anymore?
>>82415548literally every case is lupus
>>82415548look up the episode list on wikipedia
>>82415552doesn't really bother me because i can rent a car without getting charged insane fees also people say the age of 30 is in demand so there bleh *sticks out tongue*
>>82415555
guys wtf this show was created by david shore do you think he's related to paulie
why the fuck is the color gradient in the pilot like this what were they thinking
>>82415567the age of 30 is not in demand
y'know he says if you don't talk to them and only look at medical records patients can't lie but that's not true because sometimes doctors just write shit down without really looking into it
bro is watching house from the beginning he must be going through some shit
>>82415573posting this should immediately castrate you
>>82415602yes but also I've seen it like 3 times it's one of my favorite shows
>>82415594guy who doesn't know vtuber fans
>>82415609i agree please castrate me minus the part where estrogen makes me infertile but if you took my tessdickulz i wouldn't have to take my anti androgen
does doctor house know that in 2054 the earth will be on fire and he won't have to do clinic duty
bro really said tessdickulz
asking for morphine and having an allergic reaction to it and then asking for more immediately after i recover
house doesn't believe in the climate hoax because he's not a libtard
y'know i don't think they're actually operating on these paid actors and that breaks my immersion i'm suing hugh laurie
>>82415657truke minus the fact that he would guaranteed push for the plandemic vaccine and not something effective like ivermectin
i made someones minimum wage two week check in a day btw
doctor house be like did you try the medicine drug
>>82415680who fucking asked you bitch ass faggot loser chopped 48 year old unc who has pied
the PIED piper
the amazing digital pied piper
>>82415680that makes me hard and i hate myself for it
house p.i.e.d.
i told my sister i would die for my cats and she asked if i would live for them and i thought about killing myself on the spot because honestly i wouldn't
>>82415680that makes me curious and i ask myself for it
>>82415712have you considered killing yourself with like a gun or something shoelaces can do the trick if you do it sitting down off a doorknob
house but every episode ends just a little too early after the patient has a crash cart event and is assumed to have died
house but every episode ends with you can't always get what you want even when it doesn't fit
house but it's only the racist scenes
>>82415735i have considered that more times than i cant counti think ill probably jump off a bridge or something, guns are hard to get and knives are scary
house but my faggot cat is the main doctor instead of huge laufey
>>82415747do it off that one tranny bridge in portland or whatever so people transvestigate you after you're dead that would be funny
>>82415761i cant afford to travel that far
house is always scamming the pharmacy for meds how does he not get into troubleedit: just got to season 3 and holy fuck
>>82415774you can if you borrow money from your friends and family and tell them it's for rehab or something stupid that they'll believe because they care about you
wilson said most jews don't keep kosher and that's pretty antisemitic of him not gonna lie #CancelWilson
>>82415792i dont want them to feel like they contributed to my death
I would kill dibala too honestly but I'd do it with a gun or maybe a chainsaw
>>82415808pussy ass bitch
burntpeanut would make for good manscam
telling dibala that i pack a chainsaw (what) a chainsaw (what) a chainsaw (what) ill skin your ass raw
>>82415828sorry
why did they fuck up house's leg just because he had an infraction on the rules of the hospitalthat seems unfair and evil and extremely israeli of them, no?
>>82415835send $50,000 to burntpeanut to apologize right fucking now
>>82415835wait no send the $50k to me my cashtag is the n word (hard r) followed by the 17th through 108th digits of pi
i could not think of an unfunnier sentence no matter how hard i tried
I wish my life was able to be solved as easily as that "all this time you lacked the vitamin" post
>>82415819i would investigate his crimes first maybe the tribe he's genociding deserves it
>>82415856every time I read one of these posts I imagine the person is laughing really hard but hates to admit it so thanks
>>82415863wally-coded as fuck
>>82415856guy who laughed:
bro really laughed at that kek
watching a pot of broth the whole day
i turned your mom into broth i brothelized her
I have never had a girlfriend or a boyfriend I have never had sex but one time a girl did sit on my face
>>82415971what did your therapist think when you told her this
>>82415977she said I'm an incel and to kill myself
getting on an episode of house because i have cte and they just tell me there's nothing they can do and it'll just get worse until i die or kill myself
>>82415980yeah pretty much this
trump's "assassination attempt" at that rally was 100% stagedbro's ear healed in under a year despite having a big chunk supposedly taken out of it[the rest of this post has been redacted by palantir's collaboration with google gemini]
>>82415966nonody cares about a sub being able to cook
you get a big ass viral tweet about chucky kirk and you start getting notifications from The Bourbon Warrior
bro thinks heating up a pot of store-bought broth is cooking :sob: :ok_hand:
>>82416023its not store boughtdo they sell that?
do you think house ever held a patient's dickas like a diagnostic tool of course
>>82415980that's really unprofessional
>>82416038one of swanson's most popular products lmfao
>>82416049i guess i knew you can buy premade broths ive never really used anything other than those dry cubes
>>82416044the privileges of being in-network tbaych
bro put bullion cubes in boiled water and called it cooking sob ok hand
it's crazy that haley williams from paramore was the star of an episode of house really early on
rich schweikart was a pedophile in one episode and that's pretty wild
i think parents that don't vaccinate their kids should be executed by firing squad but like a firing squad that guarantees it's really painful and not instant
firing squad but the bullets are laced with polio and they suffer for 25 years
I hope when I'm 85 and in a hospital all the time I get a british doctor so I can make fun of their accent constantly and ask if they've got a loicense for every single medication they treat me with
buillon
buillon musk
>>82416106i genuinely dont understand why americans are so obsessed with brits
>>82416120they should try speaking the language correctly
>>82416120this is something a brit would say except they're not allowed on 4chan anymore so it can't be
>>82416143is that why we haven't seen scatpoop in a while
i don't deserve to make decisions but i should be blamed for everything anyway
i don't deserve to ask questions but i should be inquired about everything anyways
>>82416174i said i don't deserve to ask questions but i should be inquired about everything anyways
my underwear is stained so bad it looks like a jerkson polack painting
>>82416174hey buddy i said i don't deserve to ask questions but i should be inquired about everything anyways
and i said my underwear is stained so bad it looks like a jerkson polack painting
>>82416272no i said that
i was the kirino guy.
and i made the op
every beta thread needs credits desupreferably like the better call saul credits but before season 6 until we have our flashback season where everything is in black and white
>>82416298thanks for making it kirino
honestly kirino doujins are probably why i transitioned into a tranny faggot loser in the first placeseeing her wearing panties made me feel things
i wish i had an older brother to knock me up so fucking bad man fuck my stupid retard life i should kill myself
i would ask him to rub lotion on me to help prevent stretch marks every single day but it would just be a ploy to get him to pound me again
t4c older sister who impregnates you with triplets because she's weirdly fertile
and this is a bottle of vicodin. and no, you can't have any. I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. but who knows? maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
>>82416393the guy who no one invited:
kirino's panties are p much peak idk why but thinking about hers always has strong tactile feelings. I guess the anime focused on her legs a lot, she was a runner. I think the color scheme really hits well too, peak autism keychain waggling
i think the black doctor is less educated than the others
i think kirino is constantly strutting around their house wearing no bra or panties and if my sister did that i would be fucking her literally nonstop pumping every load deep deep inside until she told me i had to take responsibility
internal cumshots in oreimo doujins make me bust all over myself
it's too bad my little sister is brown because my dad had a fetish for indian women in 1990 or else I'd impregnate the fuck out of her
wait I mean 2006 guys I'm not old please please please
>>82416463doesnt that also like make you also brown?
>>82416473no she's my half sister my dad and mom are extremely white
>>82416477>not full incestmid
>>82416485honestly true and I should kill myselftakatu made brown girls cute but it's not worth it
bros be like you can't write that in historymy brother in christ you jerked off to the doujin
actually it's a tankoubon
kirino's bare pussy underneath her shorts...
>>82416485pure incest is the best but there is something tasteful to half siblings, its like theyre made to develop feelings for each other because its more "ok" than usual. though this plot works best for adopted children
>>82414213pure cringei sincerely doubt you've ever helped anyone in any meaningful way>>82415833that fred durst cameo in season 4 was kino
