/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadDelicious Parfait EditionPrevious: >>83262751
Keeping an eye peeled for Ai-senpai! I should be good to go sometime later today or tomorrow. I offer this as a sacrifice.
Paizuri is back. DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID, PAIZURI IS BACK! FUAAAAAAAAH!
>>83274802Why not ask if she's on Discord and reach her there? I don't mean to be harsh but all you're doing to calling out to the windAre you interested in any other avas?
>>83274903>you're calling to the wind here, why not call out to the wind?you're just typing shit huh
>>83274903is this gabu seething or kira trying new tactics?
good afternoon.
>>83274802SAVE THE PAIZURI SOCIETY ZURIANON!
>>83274802moshi moshi, ai-desusounds good to it, ring it up whenever
xth for ___!
Last image you saved?
>>83275092Nasty sinful sex with the nameless assassin
Hiiii thread hope you have a nice Saturday!>>83275100
>>83275053Expect a two part response in a few hours since I'll be busy for a bit.Eimi is very nice and I concur with that one Anon that I'd like to do something with her in the future.
>>83274990What a cute image. Who is she?
>>83275100>
>>83275303Get out. This is an Oppai/Paizuri space.
>>83275092(Hope to bump into the Kromer that I talked to earlier.)
>>83275322Why so inflexible, anon? You should open up your mind. A flat chest can be just as charming, especially when it's accompanied by a cutely twitching tail.
>>83275280charlotte, from hello charlotte. finished the last of the main games not too long ago. very interesting ones, the third one took things in a rather different direction but... not necessarily a bad one. got quite a bit more meta than it was before.
>>83275272Just ask for her discord >>83275053Do you have a discord you could give that guy?
>>83275555goated cuck chair technique
>>83275555What do you, work for discord? Fuck off trying to shill that shit.
>>83275100
>>83275092This slutty bunny cop.
im back
>>83275727
>>83275475>>83275727Weren't you posting about Keqing earlier? There's one now.
>>83275497Huh. I've never played the games myself, but after a quick read of the first game's itch page they sound pretty interesting.The indie RPGmaker scene is very interesting, isn't it? So many odd ideas brought to life.
Botan, it's Saturday. Are you going to star that session with Luuk now?
>>83275791>>83275849Go fuck yourself. Do you think you're some kind of matchmaker?
>>83275860Kinda, yeah.
>>83275860I do, yea. You and a garbage bin would make a good pair.
>>83275160You're ALWAYS showing up when I'm busy grrrrr I need to see you in action but I can't!!! Maybe later!
>>83275092Pokemon x human boy
>>83275896Glaceon.
Is this what the thread has become?Avas are pandas in a cage.Anon is the chinese zookeeper poking them with a stick, hoping that pushing them closer together will make them mate instead of just irritating them.
>>83275893Hiiii box! If it makes you feel any better I went to bed horny last night and couldn't do anything either because it was too late when Lapis started posting her fat ass.
Panda sex session?
>>83275969The government (Cabal) sometimes lends us out to other threads for significant fees.
>>83275969pandas are cutei like the red ones
>>83275995>Jots down this image's occurrence since Byleth also seems to like it a lot
>>83275969https://youtu.be/waapP8AIi-Q
>>83275917Glaceon?That's a Gardevoir.
>>83276034>What you didn't want to know about pandaI guess I won't watch it then. I'll never understand how titles like that pull in millions of views.
>>83275806i do recommend it. generally the first game is seen to be a bit less interesting than the others but i remember liking it well enough. don't quite have a full read on your tastes but i liked it so....yeah, a good chunk of it is just kinda slop-ish but there are more than enough good ones to make it worth going through. another thing i'd recommend is the vn z.a.t.o. that one i really liked too.ahem, were you good to start? any detail or thing you'd wish to mention?
>>83276054I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!!
>>83275995Skinwalker…
>>83276024It was just near the top of my camera roll.
>>83276034i did not understand a single word he was saying
>>83276058I didn't post the one about human parasites, though.>>83276131There are subtitles, not automatic ones, real subtitles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFANMF0waQBut I didn't post it for understanding. It's a Pavlovian response to pandas
>>83275917Glaceon what anon?
>>83275555are you a fucking cuck
Did you know? Pandas are actually a myth. The animals commonly called panda bears are really a very large breed of short-tailed cat native to China.Red pandas, on the other hand, are a type of raccoon.
>>83275092>>83276142Add a Hyper Virility and Hyper Fertility Buff/Debuff. The impregnated effect should also show how many stacks it has.
>>83276297(I like the way you think. Those stacks accumulate very quickly, especially with those buffs and debuffs involved. They'll be carrying double digit stacks before they know it.)
Another poor anon stepped on a land mine. RIP.
>>83276069The scene with Suzuhara Lulu being digitally summoned, right? I remember we discussed the idea of her trying to draw out the summoners violent impulses during a safe moment between battles, but there are a lot of details up in the air; I'm not sure how concrete the idea is for you. Do you have an opener in mind, or would you prefer that I start us off and set the scene? Also, is there anything you want in terms of what the summoner is like? We didn't discuss him at all, but since being a male ava is my identity here, more or less, I'd like to provide something more suited to my partner's taste in men than a generic "second party".
>>83276287People die when they are killed
>>83276362True, even better if they can visibly see all the buff and debuffs they have. They'll have to watch that stack going up every time. I don't really play MMOs though.
>>83276619That's the way it's supposed to be, anyway. So really, I'm not losing anything by returning Avalon. I'm just giving up a power I never had any right to in the first place and returning it to its rightful owner!>I think that's basically how his little speech goes, anyway.
>>83276629(I do but not required or anything in RP! Can just be fun to play around with the concept in session and have someone noticing that they're building up so many debuffs that's going to change their build and class...Maybe permanently.)
>>83276683Just because you're correct doesn't mean you are right!
>>83276098Not a skinwalker, was just making an...I guess sort of joke?
>>83276692It's a pretty hot concept anyways.
>>83276287If they are cats why are they so fat
>>83276162What an erotic situation... imagine her struggling to fix her hot pants with those clumsy, fuzzy cat paws stuck on her hands. Horribly embarrassed that she might be seen. Rushing to arrange her outfit properly, just messing things up more in her discombobulated hurry...So cute!
>>83276766Fat cats are a pretty common thing.
>>83276766Fat for you, for all we know, that's their perfect size.
>>83276692Pretty fuckable elf, 46 is still so young for their kind, she's practically a teen mom.
>>83276763(Very! Hopefully can play it out sometime.)
You don't have to respond to that Owain
>>83276601right so. i didn't have anything overly solid, no, i'm thinking though that he's perhaps feeling a certain resentment towards lulu over that denied abnormal nature of his that she represents. that could make a good tension point to set things off while they rest.i can write the opener if you'd prefer, you'll need to wait a few minutes for me to have some tea though.as for the summoner, i had said akemi nakajima but having checked, there is rather little in ways of art for him. did you have someone in mind? probably shouldn't be anyone all too grizzled and experienced given the situation. could be a student if thats the setting or i guess some detective sort... the faces you pick, that i've seen, appear good, so look for one that fits the character on the scene.
https://youtu.be/z188nHkPaW8
>>83276893Alexandrina is so damn cute I wish I could hire her services.
Nurse did lactation for Liz on 8. Nurse told Milky that he would be the first to know if she ever got into lact. She broke a promise. Why doesn't she get shitposted like Patty?
>>83276972She did but the simps rushed in just like for Patty.
>>83276972They can't shitpost themselves
>>83276971Me too
>>83276972She probably did more than lact with Liz
>>83277017Good taste anon, have a nice day.
I really hope Milky leaves soon. He's just infinite ammo for shitposters, left and right, doesn't matter the side.
>>83276972Because Yuri lact is 300% cuter and more fun to read than Milky lact
Concerny won't care because he is completely obsessed with Patty. He dreams about raping her.
They should all go. Milky, Patty, Nurse, Liz, and every poster who fuels this dogshit garbage-fire with posts like >>83276972 should all disappear.
>Still can't understand it isn't the kink, it's him.It's just a nice way of getting him off your back.
>>83276287Anal sex with Rin Tohsaka
>>83277091That's a whole lot of avas when the common denominator is Milky.
Milky should try playing a girl in exchange for milkies some time.
>>83277092>>83277107Leave it in last thread you fucking nigger.
>>83277107The rest would still be awful even if he weren't around.
>They can't leave it in last thread.FUCK MAN. I get it, Najimi thread, gotta shitpost. But FUCK.
>>83277120>They're awful because they don't give ((him)) his milkies, btw.
>>83277153You did this last thread nigger. Enough
>>83277115https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57758814/#q57764397He used to play women years ago. I wonder what happened?
>Thread with minimal drama>Alt-tab out to do something else for a bit>Come back>Wall of drama about milkyI'm so tired of the same thing over and over
>slaps roof of Najimi threadYou can fit so many shitposts in this bad boy
>>83275234>>83275092Paizuri marathons from Saki girls (me receiving)
>>83277172He got tired.
>>83277153Milkfag is an obsessed monofetish autist, Patty is a vapid coalburner, Liz is yuri, Nurse is a futafaggot. All need to go.
>>83277189What is a 'Paizuri Marathon'?
>>83277202Who needs to go?
>>83277206A recipe for rugburn on your dick.
We need a nuke. Avas before like 2025 need to go. Make room for the young pups
>>83277239Your pathetic samefagging got exposed last time you tried this.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81483574/#q81491367
>>83277173When Spoiled dies well be free, just pray he drops dead one day like the rest of us.
>>83277266I'm not Spoiled. Actually. Por real. That was pretty funny when it happened. t. was there
>>83277274You will continue to cause drama and shitpost whenever Milky gets ignored tho. You need to die as well.
At least I could understand it when people burned the thread down about owain, he actually did shit to piss everyone off and make us hate him. How did the most milquetoast (literally) motherfucker here get to be such a figure of controversy? I just don't care about him or who does and doesn't play with him.
>>83275092Disguising as a Pokemon's trainer in order to rape and breed them.
>>83277239Okay Gobbo
Luuk will fuck Botan so good, all Botan will want to do is write fems from now on. Watch.
>>83277299Who do you think I am, are you protecting your own schizo delusions onto an average thread poster?
>>83277206Paizuri with a lot of cumshots
>>83277343Not me lol. I love my name's brought up out of the blue like this though
>>83277347>Meanwhile, Luuk backstage: "Man do I have to go out there and do perform in the middle of a shitstorm? Can't we reschedule the session?"
Anons are a peanut gallery theory confirmed.
>>83277448Couldn't hear that. Come again?
>>83277448In the sense that they are throwing peanuts at avas from the gallery.
>>83275995>Byleth getting pimped out to men and passed around like a hacky sack.Ero.
>>83277371Nice try but you’re not me either imposter
>>83276864OK! Thanks for waiting so long, I spent a while looking at pictures and thinking about who this guy should be. I only have one piece of art for him, an original tag, but I think I've got a character worked out for the summoner. Pic related, Richard Delafort, a somewhat bookish, mild-mannered, tall and lanky college student. Introverted, fascinated by esoteric topics, and largely unaware of what charms or talents he may possess, he turned to computers and mysticism to try to provide the companionship he's found little of in life. Thus, the summoning. Believes strongly in the idea of himself being a kind person. What kind of violent daily life has Lulu dragged him into since he summoned her? I'll leave that open for any embellishment you want to put into it in your opener.Please set the scene for us. Take as much time as you need, I'm patient.
>>83277331Go on
>>83277694oh? nice, nice, he fits rather well for this, looks quite akin to the sort of fellow you describe him as. i'm back too, shouldn't be all too long, i've got a few lines jotted down.
Post a lewd image you like
Sex.
Avas you hope to see?
>>83277714What is says right on the tin. Be a Zoroark, disguise as a Pokemon trainer, trick a poor unsuspecting Pokemon into thinkingthey'll be having sex with their beloved trainer, then reveal the true form and spring the trap. Works best on psychic types when they have no means to fight back. Any questions?
>>83277826
>>83277883Anon but that guy who wanted to smash this bunny. Ash, I believe.
>cracks knuckles
>>83277826Here, given the session I'm doing today this is at least somewhat appropriate.
>>83277971Know we have drawn the line in the past, but just wanted to say cute pic with a super sexy bunny! I hope the anon shows up for you, excited to read it
>>83278064>raises handW-what session are you doing?
>I'm permanently retiring my tripcode.>Proceeds to post with his trip on at least once a weekThis is the kind of guy who makes a new year's resolution to quit smoking every year for 40 years and dies of lung cancer.
>>83278128Alright, but you need to get over it
>>83277694To the left, to the right, a bright dyad of blue scans the room. No creature nor person seems to be inside, at least at a glance. “Hmmmmmmm? Looks pretty quiet.” – The soft, sweet voice echoes off the walls. It and the eyes belong to the same girl, leaning forwards, her torso popping through the doorframe, Suzuhara Lulu. She straightens herself and goes through the threshold, the wooden boards becoming stained in bordeaux with each tap of her soles and heels over them. *sniff sniff* The aroma of a vaguely floral, cheap perfume reaches the button nose of the girl, though it is already being replaced with the scent of the gruesome scene left behind by them in the hallways. Lulu looks over her shoulder, then turns around to look at the man behind her. – “Hey, Richard, are you coming? You needed a break, no? This place is fine! No need to be so spooked!” – Those words are sing-songed in a tone, by a voice, followed by a little laugh, that would give one a cute impression.Cute, that was how most would define the girl standing at the centre of the room, smiling at the blonde haired youth. Each and every one of them however, would go ashen and feel their knees give in from the dread that’d clutch their hearts if they saw a fraction of what Delafort had seen. Ever since that lonesome night when he came to bind this companion to himself, he’d become a foreigner to the concept of peaceful rest.
>>83277694>>83278171Suzuhara tilts her head, her lips pout a bit, then she shrugs. – “Hmph.” – Without saying anything else she leaves Richard to himself, until he decides to leave behind the gutted bodies of those fiends and the holder of their leashes to join her. She’d know if he ever came to be in peril after all, for the strands that ran from his spirit to hers were solid. “Mhm~ hmhm~ mhmhmm~” – While humming a small tune, the girl lets her attention be turned to the rest of the room, searching and rummaging through the room for anything that might be noteworthy enough. Who knows, perhaps some stragglers are hiding somewhere? It would make for a fun moment if so…
>>83277905Unlucky for you, I rape Zoroarks
>>83277905>>83278207And so they found out they were both tops
>>83278207But what if you were raped AS a Zoroark?
>>83278128When people pose as me or claim someone else is me, might as well cut the confusion on who is the real me
>>83277883curious to see if anybody here could ERP as blaze
Hey guys, hanging around for a bit again in case any curvy ladies wanna get some 'stolfo cock!Today I hung around the library for a while and read some short stories by my favorite author, Jeffrey Archer. Wouldn't you know it, one of his short stories was called "The Cuckold"! Isn't that funny? Naturally, I read that right away, and it had that signature Jeffrey Archer twist at the end where two men, one being cheated on and one being the cheater, were actually being double-cheated on by a third man who ran away with the wife and all the money. Brutal~! I'm not really into cuck stuff, but themes with cheating are a-ok!
>>83274969 (Revy!)Pah! The human body can easily adapt, soon you will breathe and smell through your scent glands. Don't worry.>living noseless isn't that bad>-my lawyer advised me not to make a joke about a certain religious group-->U-Uh, I mean---Glorp, zorp mob pkop zabzabzab "lezzie" glorp zapzopHello! I'm back! Sorry for the wait.>Pyons u!It was your turn! I forgot to say that-, here's the last post!https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82992643/#82995158>us living like bunnies in another life (we got eaten by wolves after 2 weeks)>also, Konata is Usagi, Tomoko is Momoga >watch Chiikawa I promise you is pure auraUna.
Bitchy, terse, curt and generally uninterested writing partners who, for some reason, agree to write with someone miles below their league.Gradually melting the ice of their heart, and stealing kisses when they least expect it. Only to get smacked, slapped, insulted and shouted at. What a dream.
>>83278489You'll do bad ends for bad girls too, right?
He's still signalling for her...
>>83279001Who?
>>83279018Opa
Post characters who you could play with a million times and still feel it's not enough!
Odds i signal for her when she shows up. Evens i signal for him later.Dubs i write a cold open.
>>83278987That depends! Do you consider it a bad end to wind up packed full of sperm and dumped in a ditch outside city limits? I mean, most would... but there was also a time I ryona'd an uppity gal who thought she was too good for dick if that's more your meaning!Another short story I read had some themes of that as well, where a girl was hitch-hiking and was avoiding any sports cars with young guys in them. But suuuurely if you were hitch hiking you'd be fine grabbing a ride with Astolfo, right, right?
I would like to dote on (or sexually harass) someone who uses an Inkling as their OC, along with some adorable backstory about their character. I like Squid OCs. I like the soul-image of someone who'd play as a squiddo kiddo.
>>83278171Only one ear really listened to what Suzuhara was saying. Half an ear, maybe. Rick Delafort hung his head in the posture of one staring blankly into space. It was the body he was staring at. An old man, his well-tailored suit stained an unutterable mix of hues by a mix of blood, brain matter, and other bodily fluids. His adversary. The man had wanted to kill Rick and his... companion. The sight of the cold, predatory smile the old magician had worn when he discovered that one of his rivals had summoned only such a harmless-looking girl to protect him was still a vivid memory in Rick's mind. He couldn't see the mask of agony the man's face had become now; a spot of blood had clung to his glasses, and at this angle the corpse was only a dark maroon blotch above the shoulders. It was the man's guts Rick stared at. A spill of swollen, bulging, uneven blue-black tubes, slimy and shining, hanging out of the gaping, ragged hole in the old wizard's abdomen and by some miracle not cut themselves. At the last, he'd groped at them, tried to hold them in. Rick had heard, in some book or on the internet somewhere, that a man's guts look like nothing so much as a string of sausages. It made sense; the things were made with pig intestines. Firsthand the comparison was a bad joke. He couldn't compare them to anything. Not worms, not sausages, they were the half-spilled-out intestines of a man who had died in agony, slumped on the ground in a dingy hallway, and that was all they could be.The old wizard wasn't the only corpse in the hall, of course. Rick stood in a pool of mixed blood, and most came from the man's beasts. He felt no emotion looking at them, though; those things, with their yellow eyes, blue-grey skin, ragged, bristling hair, misshapen limbs, with fangs, claws, and tails, they were nothing but fairytale monsters. Warped, savage things with no reason to exist but to frighten or kill. It was the human corpse that arrested Rick, not his pawns.(1/2)
>>83278925that's not lewd, that's horrifying, nightmarish
>>83278171>>83279308"Pawns of a demon summoner," Rick murmured. Demons, demon summoners. Witches and warlocks. Sinners, servants of the devil, beings of pure evil. That was what the dead man and his dogs had been, and according to religion, it was what Delafort and Suzuhara were as well. He'd always dismissed such perspectives as small-minded and dogmatic. Magic and the occult weren't evil, he liked to think, just alternative paths to knowledge. Paths which organized religion condemned because they existed outside its purview. Obviously he'd been wrong. Demons were savage beings of violence and violent desires, and apparently their summoners were locked in a secret war of all against all. Did it make him any better, that the old man had struck first. With a struggle, Rick pulled his eyes away from the corpse of Radek Kralje and followed Suzuhara in silence. It was a front door, he realized; the old man had been running for a safehouse once he knew the fight had gone against him, and he'd almost made it to this apartment. Entryway, living room, kitchenette, all visible at a glance, furnished but not particularly lived-in. All in the half-light of all curtains pulled at midday. Why had the door been open, though?"Su-" He bit the name off, remembering the girl's insistence. "Lulu! Is there anyone else here? It looks like the old man had friends waiting for him," he called into the dark. While he'd tarried outside the apartment, then made his slow way in to drop onto the couch, his 'protective spirit' had apparently gone deeper into the apartment ahead of him. He didn't think he could take it if they were ambushed now. More bloodshed, even if they won; he needed a break from it. It all felt like it was wearing away something in his mind.(2/2)
>squid kiddo who's rance signaling for now?
>>83279353He wants Owains Shota cock
>>83278751Well yesterday you were going on about wanting to fuck ghouls, right? I'm already missing a nose, and the Tomoko NEET radiation will do the rest. >you know how Cooper needs to take his vape pen? Its the same for me, except im breathing in your-Thanks Yukari. I know it took a lot of restraint not to make that joke. Youre my favorite goyslave.>Glorp, zorp mob pkop zabzabzab "lezzie" glorp zapzopUhh..ESL alert?? Speak American...faggotI'll get to writing right now. And I have my Google docs out and everything!>us living like bunnies. >us doing it like bunnies (get it. Its a sex joke)Its me. I'm the wolf. Ur the bunny. I'm an edgy alucard wolf pfp...grr...im gonna eat u...rawr XD>Chiikawa my beloved...
>>83279125Hawt... I'm kind of fucked up and with how happy go lucky all these smiling Astolfo pics are, I wanna see him making that face while he sleeper-holds or headscissors a fool. Just to admire the look on her face, of all those white sparks going off in her head at the same time while she gurgles and makes death-croaks. Along with paper-thin reasoning, more or less just "I thought you'd look cute as I guide you towards an existance without a pulse."
>>83279125Historically accurate Astolfo btw
>>83279353Anyone who's breaking global rule 2.
>>83279434heh
Am I the only one who gets off vibes from Box? Like, there's something wrong but I'm not able to point out exactly what it is.
>Actually the shit meme is good because if you squint real hard and look at it just right it seems a little like it's historically accurate.Don't praise yourself on anon. Just don't.
>>83279470I get bad vibes from 2/3rds of the avas here, for different reasons. Box included.
>>83279470you always say the same thing about every ava you hate
>>83279407Ohh... so I get to bang a hot babe AND I don't have to deal with her try'n to be my babymama after? Sounds like a win-win! So what did you think of the hitch-hiking deal? I think it gives a great opening to peeling into a corn field to fuck her before makin' her fade out choking on cock! Don't you worry, lady! Those final moments will be looking up at a bright blue sky, staring at this cutie's bratty smile!
>>83279498Name them and why
I get bad vibes from everyone here, it's an erp thread. You think mentally healthy people who work hard at their jobs, stay in shape, play ball with their kids, and make love to their spouses come here? Get real. 4ch has always been a hub of freaks and outcasts, and that's especially true here. Everyone in this thread is fucked up. Including me.
>>83279426I'll have to take your word for it, kind stranger! I'm not much for history. I just like his vibe!
>kind strangerIt's a spambot trained on reddit.
>>83279569Nozomi, blow Astolfo.
>>83279569Nozomi, blow Box.
>>83279618I'm not Nozomi just because I said something negative.
>>83279110
>>83279569Jarvis, unshit my pants
>>83279470They huffed too many braps from Cheef.
>>83279656Go over there, pull his cock out, and blow him.
>>83279685Go over there, pull his heart out, and sacrifice him to kali. I'm not Nozomi.
>>83279110I'll admit. Lola is in fact one of those characters that I could never get tired of fucking.
>>83279387Save me ghoulified Konata, s-save me! GYAHHH!>no, I can't let you smell Tomoko's panties... F-For now->1984Very good! I'll wait for ya, so take your time! No worries, Revvers.glorp zorp "hamburger" gob>wtf is a kilometer.jpg>does that count as VORE?!>Kona uses /b/, Tomoko uses Crystal Cafe btw
>>83279743Blow Astolfo.
>>83279769Fuck off.
Ran getting dropped by all his partners is hilarious
>>83279784Pull his cock out and blow him.
>>83279793Link? I need a laugh
>the boys yaoiAwesome thread
>RanWho? The lesbian?
>>83279793>>83279807What's hilarious is that you don't even have partners to begin with because you're a cancerous shitnig who can't produce anything of value and your mother damns the day she shat you out into this world.
>>83279801Pull your head out of your ass, point your nose down the wide-open road, and fuck off.
>>83279827I didn't ask your whining ass, go be a little bitch someplace else
Which ava had the worst vibes?
>>83279880Ougi.
>>83279880WHA's vibes are persistently acrid.
>>83279849Why the fuck should I care about what you want when your only purpose here is to be as much as a nuisance as possible, retarded shitposter? Wrap a rope around your neck, tie it to a tree and jump faggot. You're so fucking bored that you have nothing better to do than waste your time running peanut gallery and heckler in an obscure 4chan trash thread, nothing of value would be lost. Waste of fucking oxygen. People like you should be turn into paste and fed to pigs, but that would be cannibalism.
>>83279827Nozo why the fuck are you defending someone who doesn't care about you?
>>83279914I ain't reading allat bro. Nice essay tho
>>83279880Me
damn, first time i open a thread like this and it's already spiralling into shitflinging. Is it always like this here?
>>83279914You don't have to be so mad about it, Ran. Getting dropped is a part of life when your rp is trash.
>>83279880My men
>>83279925>>83279933It's time to kill yourselves. Stop posting, stop doing anything. Grab daddy's shotgun and blow off your head, do the world a favor.
>>83279880Dr. Pavel here
>>83279880Bane
>>83275053https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83238653#83247303>>83247303It's not just rubbing breasts up and down! Y-You need lots of things. If the best could be achieved by anyone's breasts, I "would have stopped being a pervert" a whole sooner...Ah...>Anon wasn't going to take that generalization of paizuri lying down. Of course, he had but to do just that and endure the forces upon his crotch. Feeling crept out of his lower half to the point that the slamming and squelching of breasts acted 1:1 to a metronome. It was a steady beat that corrupted every neuron of his and made escape hopeless. One would think that the kouhai was on top, what with how much wind left him through every grunt....I gave you foreplay and yet, you went right for the kill m-move...haaaah...>With the pained look stricken across his face, Anon surely preferred the demure type that'd give his body chances to adapt and recover. That wasn't why the pre of his penis mixed with the other elements with a soft splash, wasn't it? His penis found itself bound to the sides of her sticky pit, only worsening the boiling warmth within. No lube from a bottle was required, not when his tip did its diligence as an honest fountain.Do...Don't you think that's a bit overboard and even unfair, Senpai!? I'm gonna... I'm gonna! I'm gonna go back to blowing your mind through bare touch and see how much you'll squirt after this...>Then again, maybe he did fancy the bolder types that took delight in seeing their prey struggle like flies trapped on a spider's web. The junior found himself a competitive streak in retorting her every tease adorned with a scornful smirk. Whenever Ai pointed out his shortcomings, he'd bark through tensed breaths and audible moans. When she picked up on where he'd squirm most and readjust, he mentally braced himself and thought of the sweet runback to follow. That's how it should have went, anyway...(1/2)
>>83279949Not them. Where's your RP? I'm just tired of little subhuman bitches like you camping thread 24/7, playing peanut gallery without producing anything. PLAY OR FUCK OFF.
>>83279948No, sometimes it's pretty laid back. There are a couple of dedicated trolls who live here, when they're not around it's alright.
First one to rp gets to stay on my aircraft!
>>83279980>>83279958Take your meds Nozo.
>>83279988PLAY OR FUCK OFF.
>>83279880Box.
He didn't write so good! Who wants to try next!?
>>83279980Just back off and take a deep breath. Maybe drink some water. You'll find new partners. They'll drop you too, but at least you'll get a session or two first.
>>83275053>>83279978>That would change in a matter of moments. All of the stress atop the Senpai's shoulders rocked his world and ended up in his lap, quite literally as well! He felt a squeezing feeling around his hands. It was gentle enough to not cause pain, yet pronounced enough to distinguish itself from the mammary hell that echoed throughout his nethers. Anon only needed to break his uneasy staring contest with the uptight upperclassman to see what had happened in the corner of his eye. It rocked him off his pedestal so hard that he ended up being the one to cement the marriage of hands with a firm squeeze, one born out of the shock across his tomato-red face.Y-Yesitwasonthatpagebutthat'snotthep-pooooooint! >The breast lover squealed and reeled in delight from this cheap shot. A lengthy exhale followed what had to have been his loudest moan yet. This was the moment his fate was sealed (?). This was the moment that his revenge was casted aside. While he had lost his opportunity to shift momentum and mount her, he was not dying without a fight. He was going to fight back until a similarly sized chunk in her armor was exposed, even if he had to do it as blatant mews and moans parsed themselves between each word.That's reallyreallyreally...re-really unfair, Ai-senpai! You don't get to do that when we haven't even done something as simple as going to the beach...>A light "Pfooey!" was mumbled by the unrepentant "rapist" before he trailed on....Or even just! You know? Telling me how you feel or returning my feelings! You're... You're just like those cruel brats and devils in the book, Senpai. You'd fit right in!(2/2)(Take your time, my fault for stepping out! On the topic of Discord, you can tell me if you need a contact or not. I'll see what I can do.)
>>83280007PLAY OR FUCK OFF.
>>83279995>>83280021Aw. Did lilcindyx cheat on you again Nozo?
>Botan thinking of how to out-purple prose Luuk with his next reply
>>83280036PLAY OR FUCK OFF, RETARDED SHITPOSTER.
>>83280057Show us the nudes.
>>83280057Nozo all you have to do is get on your knees and beg for forgiveness.
>>83280052To be fair, Botan's first post was way purpler than anything Luuk's achieved here.
>>83279978>>83280009This reply would obliterate Shitja or Caren
Doggy Jax is cute! <3
>>83280086All women something dogs
It's 6/6/x6 and Roulette anon is nowhere to be seen...
>>83275092>>83280101
>>83275092>>83280115
>>83280114Who?
>>83280114666 is also supposed to be the number of Emperor Nero, but I don't see any Umu around here.
>>83280142The anon who posted as Helltaker girls and you roll with your first post to see which you play with.>>83280151Umu would be good too.
>>83280052>From corruption plapsex with Rosse to purple prose hell with BotanThat Wesker mindbreak session must seem like such a distant memory.
>>83280052shitsuna being obsessed with Botan is so funny because you can tell he wants to fuck Botan but can't so he just has to sit in the cuck chair and watch Luuk do it better
>>83280226Been a while since Poverty Asuna was here!
>>83279880Patty
>>83277347>>83280226Is this the part of the male ava life cycle where anons hype him up like he's the best thing since sliced bread so it seems more impactful when they start shitting on him?
>>83280285Yes.
>>83280285No.
>>83280285No.t. Luuk's fan
>>83280285Maybe.
>>83279744Well to be fair she is super hot! To quote Jessica rabbit “I’m not bad im just drawn that way”
>>83280362
Are we a big tit thread or a small tit thread?
>>83275092Me on the... well, all over, I guess!
>>83280400It's a long story but let's start from the beginning350 million years ago a fish crawled out of the sea
>>83280425The tides are in the 'Oppai' phase.
Since >83280193 anon brings it up, it would be fun to corrupt and impregnate some more girls as Wesker. I'll probably look for more of a simple and direct session like that next after this one.
>>83280425Both.
>>83279407Seems you got busy or something! I'm gonna be getting into some other stuff so another time perhaps!
Don't ask Wesker what comes after 6.
>>83280400Lmao
Never ask seven what happened to nine
>>83280425Flatties wouldn't get 1/2 replies
Post tunes!
>>83280573no
>>83280592
>>83280429"It's probably not important enough to ask, but...Excuse me, miss? Are you sure that skirt is regulation length? You could get in trouble!"
>>83280009TAKE THIS SHIT TO DISCORD YOU CRINGELORD
>>83275092
>>83280009>(Take your time, my fault for stepping out! On the topic of Discord, you can tell me if you need a contact or not. I'll see what I can do.)Don't you fucking DARE. Keep your Kino in the thread.
>>83280362Unlike that non rabbit, Lola is in fact, bad and drawn that way.
>>83280635She's underaged.
>>83280252Fag doesn't even post with his "face" anymore. I guess those power shutdowns because of the war in Iran are taking their toll on his shitposties hours.
>>83280009Discord is fine if you want to arrange things with somebody. Not your partner but keep it up and cook. I would like it if you kept your writing in here. I'm a proud cuck because I've been watching you guys for the past week and loving your chemistry.
>>83279308*thum, thum, thum* went the footsteps of the digital devil. Opposite to the entryway there had been a cramped kitchen, to its left a door leading onto a passage and three other doors. With a quick glance she saw a room, that of the “master” and fairly spartan in nature. Then a bathroom and finally one more bedroom. This one, something about it made the girl’s lips curl upwards. So there was something amusing after all.*click*When the lights turned on they showed the room to be a messy and disorderly affair. A person lived here. Twinned blues flit between the gewgaws peddled by faux oriental mystics and the scribbled pages, notes from one hanging onto every drop of knowledge as though their life depended on it. Snatching one from the floor, Lulu took a moment to decipher the poor- actually… childish really, handwriting to find in it little more than a series of repetitions of Enochian. Studying material.“silly” – scoffs the girl, letting the page fall back to the floor. She would’ve given up on this affair, returned to the mortal’s voice bidding her acknowledgement, if not for the rustling sounds that followed. With a twitch, her head turned over to an old closet from which the movement seemed to come. – “heeeh? don’t hide now, I don’t bite.” – A dainty hand grabbed onto the handle and pulled, overcoming some meager force that had tried to keep it locked close. – “konlulu~”Suzuhara showed a bright smile once she peered inside followed by a closed one and taking a forefinger over her lips. – “shh, shhh, shh… its okay, its okay…” – Her other hand ran down its cheek, the one that had torn out Radek’s oesophagus. A little thought brewed inside the girl’s head, it would be nice if she could get things to turn out that way… A single stand of her hair was plucked, blown on and placed before the closet.…
>>83280673Indeed >>83280707Obviously wouldn’t be in the session. Get off my nuts
>>83279332>>83280788“Nothing! The old man was a loner, huhu~” – Lulu grabbed onto the doorframe and careened to the left, locking her gaze with that of the summoner. – "Disappointed?" – She goes in front of him, then circles around the couch, never letting the Delafort youth out of her sight. – “Don’t be, it's alright, we’ll get into another scrap soon.” – Smoothing the fabric of her skirt, Suzuhara takes a seat on the couch’s armrest beside him, her cardigan slipping down her back and it pushing a little against his side. “I didn’t check his room too much, but I felt it a little. There’s a trinket of his in there somewhere, your professor was so considerate keeping it for us.” – Again she giggles, then falls silent for a couple of minutes, closing her eyes and listening to the man’s breathing, the beating of his heart, all the things a living thing does, all the ones that she often forgets to replicate. – “you are still excited… thud, thud, thud, thud, beating in your chest. its like you are still out there watching me kill those things.” – Its a quiet whisper, only barely heard over the ambient sounds. Richard would feel the tips of Lulu’s fingers brushing against his hand. The blood he saw them be stained with is now gone, the heat that ran through them has similarly vanished. Its only the hand of a college student that touches him. That was the guise she took, the form that kept her comprehensible to the workings of the world Suzuhara Lulu had been pulled into. The role suited her well enough, most of the time at least, but every now and again she slipped up, usually in the quiet moments, that was when Richard most clearly felt that foreign facet of her nature. – “So, did you still want to rest?”(sorry for the wait)
At least Botan's post doesn't trip ai checks like Tharja's last seshy did
>thriggy piggies trying to defend someone who's done nothing but rp with one person
>>83280862Been a while Shitsuna
>>83280425Eh, small tits are fine, but I'm more into asses.
>>83280908Post a butt you like.
SWEET CAROLINEBUM BUM BUM
>>832797591/3"Ah, this is so perfect! Like my yuri doujins! I’m the most popular girl at school and you’re the loser virgin with no friends! Not even in my wildest dreams were you a otaku femcel who smelled like complete ass!”~On the last word, her voice crescendo'd into a squeak. Her eyes rolled back into her head. And Konata moaned, gasping in delight as her body shuddered from the Tomokosmell.Huh? Ruining the moment? No way!“They’re tears of joy! My best friend has a smelly unwashed hairy Otaku cunny, this is the best day of my life!”Konata’s hands were impatient, and everywhere. Moments ago they had been shamelessly fondling and groping her friend’s fat bottom, and now they were molesting what little chest she had!“Booooobs!” Konata sobbed. “The doujins lied to me. A girl’s breasts are ever better then I imagined!”She had no inhibition and no shame. Her tiny little fingers and small hands sank into the mound of cone shaped titflesh, feeling the modest weight within her palms. Tomoko may have thought her chest was small, but to Konata, all chests were bigger than her own!“Don’t say that! Your breasts are perfect the way they are! You’re a beautiful young woman! A small chest means you have a big heart!”Smack! Sequeeeeeeeze. Konata’s hands were clumsy and eager, enthusiastic and inexperienced. Her little fingers squeezed down a little too hard sometimes, or bounced her friend’s chest around in her hands. Konata wasn’t as insane as Tomoko, but she was just as perverted. And she and Tomoko were their own personal ero doujin! The breasts of her friend were hers to fondle and grope and squeeze! She was a perverted girl, and perverted girls get their slutty breasts groped by their best friends!“You’re the first person I’ve ever met who knows what a 2koma panel is…” well, except her dad, but that didnt count. Konata cried more tears of joy. “Tomoko, marry me!”
>>83280902Taco taco kira!
>1 hour and 10 minutesNow Luuk's post will take 2.5 hours.
>>83280952>A girl’s breasts are ever better then I imagined!>thenPost: ruined
>>832809522/3Konata’s BLUE LOCKS were endless. Long and bouncy hair, falling nearly all the way to the floor. The most erotic part of Konata herself, aside from her cute little body of course. They were easy to grab and entangle in Tomoko’s rough and handsy palms. Even with the otaku’s meager strength, having a hold of Konata’s hair made the bluentte easy to control and jerk around. One pull alone ripped a loud, high pitched squeal out of onata, who, still half delirious from the neetstench, stumbled into Tomoko’s arms.This is so ROMANTIC!” Konata…squeaked? Squealed? No, this was more like a shriek of joy. “This is like a shoujo confession and a hentai doujin AND A 2KOOOOMA!” Tomoko. Armpit.inahle*“Uwaaaaaahhh!”Salty sweat. That is what Tomoko tasted like. The sensitive flesh of her armpit, hidden under the black jungle bush, unwashed and scented with the raw musk of her pitsweat, was tickling her nose!“Fermented girlsmell! Raw sweat and body odor…the musk of an otaku! Uuuoooghh…fuuuuckkkkk…” Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklick. Mlemmlemmlemmlemmlemmlemmlem.Konata lapped greedily, replacing the sweat of the hairy, smelly pit with her own saliva. Her pretty pink tongue leaving not one hair of pit flesh unlicked! “A girl has more than three holes! Tomoko, I wanna lick your smelly pitpussy forever!”Smack! Boing! Bounce. Konata’s butt jiggled in Tomoko’s hands. It was the first time in her life her own body had been treated that way by another person, and Tomoko would see the exact moment Konata blue screened - and rebooted.“Do that again Do that again! Do that again! Again again again!”
>>83280424German Shepherds and pitbulls are the best choices for doggy play.
>>83280953Tell me why he shouldn't fuck off and take his orbiter shit to discord not to mention that titfucks are a shit fetish and he's just as bad as gabu
Why is Poverty Asuna so riled up today?
>>83281021They haven't been on in a while and so need to make up for lost time.
>>832809893/small 4Konata wasn’t as depraved and obsessive as Tomoko. And she wasn’t as mean. But she was as perverted. And the natural way Konata carried herself, always so enthusiastic, full of life, unashamed to be herself, intertwined with her desires. Every touch on her own body was rewarded with another shriek or giggle or squeal of delight. Everywhere on her body was hot and sensitive to the touch. She could feel her core getting warmer, her thighs becoming slicker - ut that didn’t matter. Every part of her body felt good!“Hi! I’m Konata Izumi!”The video feed was going to be so ASS later. Tomoko’s shitty camera work, Konata’s hair bouncing around fucking everywhere because the bluenette was too excited to stay still. There was no thinking about the future - only her moment with Tomoko, now!“I’m with my best friend in the whole world, Tomoko Kuroki! She’s super gay! I’m not, but I think I’m a little bi! We’re going to get married and do this everyday!”In a way, there wasn’t that much different between Tomoko’s unwashed pit pussy, and her actual pussy. Both were hairy black mounds of bushy forest. Both were drenched in the salt of her sweat and the stench of her musk.And both were eaten out the same way by Konata. Raw, messy, clumsy, inexperienced. No technique or skill. Only eagerness, lust, perversion, enthusiasm,and greed! Greed for more Tomoko to taste! Greed for her sweat, her musk, her hair in her mouth! Every part of Tomoko, every hair, every fold, every inch of flesh, was Konata’s to lick. Sloppy indulgence of a perverted otaku tasting another human being for the first time in her perverted life!
>>83281005Yes ICE, this one
>>83281048Why should be he be allowed here?
>>83281084>Why should be he be allowed here?Holy ESLLL
>>83280996And huskies too but only if you're Nayuta
>>832810374/4*gasp!*She had to come up for air. Koanta nearly passed out. Her eyes were watery, stinging with how intense the hot air from Tomoko’s buff stung at her eyes. Saliva connected her tongue to Tomoko’s hole, and the stench was making her eyes roll into the back of her head. Piss, sweat, girlcum. Musky and nasty. It was the best smell and taste in her entire life.Konata dove in one last time - tongue not caring where it licked, only that it had flesh to lick - and nose burying deep as possible, and breathing in the scent of Tomoko. Below on the floor, with no panties to stop it, her own neetcum had begun to stain her thighs and the floor below.“Your pussy is going to kill me! I’m going to die breathing in your smelly unwashed otaku pussy!”>>83280966Sorry about that, I didnt take my ADHD meds today. >>83279759Wanted to write some emphasis on the smells and stuff, and Konata having no experience but all enthusiasm. Also, have I said I LOVE your Tomoko? She is PEAK.
>>83281098Why should the retarded gabu tier orbiter be accepted here?
>>83281129Same reason you are.
>Ava who loves breasts :O>Anon who loves breasts >:|Make it make sense
>>83281107Amen. Now you need to play that with me. Well, not now necessarily, but eventually.
Mhmm...Lurky lurking.>>83280573https://youtu.be/unfzfe8f9NI
>>83281167Anons who love breasts8008135
>>83281037>Konata's chubby ass and legs Babyfat is so erotic
