/beta/
wow crazy how that other thread got deleted
woke dom that makes you send to karmelo's legal fund
>>83277777
>>83277777RECURSIVE NIGGER
>>83277777What a waste
why did konata get deleted
>>83277777common /beta/ gemerald
>>83277777checked
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3tag nikitsun3
>>83277815>recursivewilly>niggerwoolyxd
hi, im a debt collector and im looking for someone that goes by "wally", please let me know if you see him around
bro looking for someone who only exists in the collective subconscious
also what are the odds that jared is actually a cia psyop to churn out more trannies and misery
betas should troon out and get a bf
new nue techdom dropped
ya do you mind testing it it's not that techdomy and honestly i'm expecting it to blow up immediately because it's a fucking browser extensionread my readme i put effort into it. too much effort
>>83277777nice
stfu
no one cares about some autistic tranny larping as a developer
autistic stocker larping as a developer
autistic fast food worker larping as a human
>>83278313milly*
>>83278674*jared
>>83278693your so mad walter
>>83278704*junny
oh he's so mad
who are you talking to
his name is wally and he stocks up all the shelves
wally be like if you need me I'll be in the baby food aisle
made a noname finsub alt might delete milly
fatherless obese third worlders have it out for me im so scared guys fern taught me eastern europe is full of drugs and crimelords who will run you through a meat grinder>>83278841delete your life next lol
i wanna make love to anon's hand
bro talks to plants
>>83278858is that what really happened to your mom and why you refuse to work in the deli aisle
no and there is no deli aisle or indeed any aisle where i work unless you count rows of cubicles
yawn
i hate it when ewu does that "we hired someone to analyze this and comment on it" shit are they like required to do that?
nice blog asshole
>>83278841why don't you just try being loyal
wally be like milly would you still be my friend if I licked your feet and bought lots of sandwiches
>>83279185
wally be like i wanna lick a fat neet's asshole
i did not completely reinvent myself because i was called a faggot in school just to come get called a faggot on beta
shut up faggot
making a beta faggot take estrogen would be so hot
plenty of them already do
stop trying to groom cashew
>>83279461i did it all on my own and i kinda regret it
>>83279461just make the sandwich lil bro
>>83279549the issue is that you stopped doing it
fucking anon's hand while thinking about anime girls
bro still isn't over the hand
>>83279578i didnt
prison gays be like "manscam is peak but "cashmaster" is beyond dumb"
>>83279952good <3 never stop doing it
>>83280013i want to quit its just a waste of time and so fucking stupid
>>83280013yes i would like it toasted please and thank you
>>83280026be patient nonny, you'll look beautiful eventually
>>83280165its been 5 years
>>83279461how would you treat the beta you are doing to?
neta
>>83280248yeah at that point it's over lmaosorry about your failed transition!
>>83280248it's not over yet <3>>83280371stfu mean bitch
>>83280417your so mad
>>83280371i really hate my failed life>>83280417shut up larper
https://x.com/WARCRIMES2007/status/2063288607956246771
bowser's home
5 Common Mistakes You Are Making In Riichi Mahjong
can't get over the hand
stop fucking calling you fucking retard. just wait till you can riichi
>>83280719please teach me mahjong
Sandwich Line
beta posters unironically the kind of guys that'd get called a sissy by their own dad when they were growing up
>>83280719i see pon i play pon and worry about yaku lateri see chii i play chii and worry about yaku lateri see kan i play kan and worry about yaku latersimple as
>beta posters>dadlmao
beta posters unironically the kind of guys whos mom would swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid coming home to them
my mom is kinda homeless
please yu_song i need this my hand is kinda yakuless right now
a _____
im the subway final boss
>>83281061this you?https://youtu.be/ioPFaSCK_y0
>>83281087no, i work at the subway inside a walmart
finna gonna wanna bouta ta watch some anime
>>83281149thats crazy, we have one of those here too but i never go in there whenever im at walmart because our own subway man ruined the chain for me forever
betas are walking onaholes, they just don't know it yet
>>83281319we are not!
>>83281324
kitty nelson be like whisker river take my mind
his name is jared and he toasts up all the sandwiches
yeah it doesn't work as well when you try it wally
no one asked for your approval lil bro
the funny thing is he's so close to actually getting the reference right but he doesn't know the song because he doesn't consume any media whatsoeverall he had to say was "he toasts up all the subs" and the cadence is right
wally is the pedophilia final boss
why did you fatherless ass start with this forced lore of never consuming media anyway
bro said you fatherless ass
oh no he's so mad he's making typos again
you are fatherless ass bloody benchod bastard
bro has no dad and no personality so he defines the world in terms of media everyone consumes and it it isnt stuff he knows it doesnt existthe world also stops turning and nothing happens when he finally gets to bed in the wee hours of the early afternoon
learn to be more concise
wally be like walmart is spiritually israeli and that's why I've chosen to dedicate my life to working there stocking shelves
I SNEAK INTO /beta/IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNINGI'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINKSAID I WAS OUT AT THE CONI CREEP ON THE MINORSI CRY IN THE THREADHOPE THAT WHEN I WAKE UPI'LL WAKE UP DEAD
>>83282008hows this then: kill yourself
wally be like I actually consume lots of media but also it's totally fine to never consume media and you shouldn't bully people for it
>>83282040maybe i should kill myself after all, but no dont worry its not because of any of you lol, more like people who pretend to be my friend for a long time only to drop me for ever for reasons™ more like excuses hehe, and no not even the subway retard because he was always a mentally ill queer who told me before how he pushes away anyone who is ever friends with him and thats been a while so whatever, no i am thinking of other clowns rn
>>83282022shut up troon
bro said it it isnt
>>83282068based
>>83282022good post
>>83281382based
its super unlucky how every single person wally has ever tried to form a friendship with in his 42 years of life has turned on him but thankfully it's not his fault and purely a coincidence
>>83282122really gets the noggin joggin
why would this wally have friends he isnt even a real existence outside of your own minds
wally be like milly always says he's not a person maybe I should try that and people might like me too
wally be like wally isnt even a real person and even if he was its someone else entirely and even if it was me thats not my name but i'll keep responding to it anyways
you niggers dont have to deal with him coming out and talking in his dopey ass high pitch retard voice, stop trying to summon him
remember when he melted down being called tony soprano last night
>>83282175nobody likes jared though
i fuck my sister because i am fronch
>>83282275ok wally
people who are unhealthy die in their 40s
i live in paris and i make some fromage
trump is almost 80 and he's unhealthy as fuckwally's probably got a few more years at least
>>83282304like you were even in paris paulie
>>83282275they like him but not in a good way in a free money way
wally be like trump took a physical he's literally the healthiest president we've had in the past 3 decades you fucking libtard
shut up gypsy pedophile
wally be like who amongst us doesn't have trouble passing a dementia test every once in a while
but yes the problem probably is me thinking i can associate with a bunch of mentally ill manchild losers whose greatest accomplishments are consuming video games and masturbating to trannies and children
you can leave anytime you want man
my greatest accomplishment is doing heroin grooming japanese teenagers and stocking shelves im better than all of you
if your dom asked you to eat a car tire for them would you
there are one or two people who might be around sometimes that i foolishly hope will still reconnect to me but yeah i guess so huh
and you think making an ass out of yourself in the thread everyday wont make them not want to talk to you?? lmao
they dont like you anymore dude move on
>>83282651ludwig really flubbed that one
>>83283159i dont really fw qt all that much but she did kill that shit
>>83283159me when i finish world 4 in super mario world
What the fug is this thread
fug :DDD
i wanna meet up a beta poster irl and when we're alone in his room im gonna abruptly pull my cock out to see if the beta boy will instinctively try to put his lips on it
ok groomer
not a groomer since beta posters already got groomed long ago
>>83284507hii
>>83284739hi my new subject
>>83284507what if they just get hard instead?
>>83285023I'd scold them for not being caged up as they should be
>>83285056but i don't have one!
youre such a fuckin chudi love it
>>83285096*sight* i'll buy you one but you'll always wear it when you're in my presence, your beta boy dick shouldn't be allowed to get up since it's never gonna fuck anything anyways, im also gonna throw your onaholes in the trash just in case
>>83285130i'll wear it even when you aren't around!
>>83285165good girl (boy)
>>83285174i squealed reading that! i'll be the best girl for you!
wally has resorted to replying to himself
>>83285209i hope that with enough practice you'll be able to have an orgasm just by sucking me off, or when i pull on your nipples really hard
>>83285240you toast sandwiches
>>83285288im bowser
>>83285281goals for both! the latter could happen sooner but the former is endgame!
>>83285321you seem to have a very enthusiastic personality and i don't like that, so i'll have to ruin your life in more ways than one
>>83285413what do you want to do to me?
>>83285431i want to make you hate the day we met, im gonna expose the things i do to you in social media and send dms to your family and friends with explicit and degrading pictures of yourself, isolating you from everyone you know expect me
^has no dad
wally be like maybe I can be my own friend if nobody else will be
>>83285485how cruel to be the one to bring me down but also be the only one for me to be with...
>>83285516https://youtu.be/WbliHNs4q14
>>83285534just try not to be so enthusiastic and you'll avoid that fate, beta boys aren't allowed to express happiness
>>83285565fine, no happiness or joy, just service...
>no dad>end up like milly>no mom>end up like wally
not clicking your virus link wally
so you love the subway worker thats why you use the name he uses and likes
>>83285582okay maybe i went too far, you can show happiness sometimes but don't step out out of line because you know what will happen if you do so
>>83285636okay, just enough to show joy in gettin you off
>>83285604
>>83285661cute title beta nonny <3 enjoy being caged up forever unless you need to pee, and i hold the key for your cage so you'll have to ask for it everytime you need to pee
>>83285701thank you master. i'll live to serve and wear my good girl cage
>>83285722i'll buy you tons of toys to begin training your asshole, do your best not to cum when you're going through the small sized ones, don't be a weak girl because you'll have to endure so much more
>>83285240it was only a matter of time
>>83285793i-i'll try to stay strong and not leak out from anything small
>>83285837that's the attitude, i hope that being treated like the girl you were always meant to be makes you happy, say goodbye to your boring beta boy life
>>83285872its tough but fulfilling to be your woman
>>83285891do your best and i wont punish you too hard for your mistakes, also you're in charge of cleaning and cooking from now on
>>83285955of course. its a womans job to take care of the house after all on top of your needs
what the fuck is all this shit
>>83285969really cute
>>83285984awful is what it is
>>83285984this is wallys new shitposting strat
>>83285555why is the joker so zesty in this movie wtf
>>83286126all iterations of the joker are fruity its baked into the characters dna
>>83286107kys nigger dont reply to me again
>>83286187
>>83286165lmfao
>>83286187your so mad
beta be like: im a zesty expert
wally be like I haven't seen joker but I like the gifs I see on ifunny
nigga you just spent 2 hours erping with yourself
not called that name but yes ive seen the movie dipshit
why is this thread so schizophrenic
wally be like where the infant boys at
catch my ass eating dirt for like 300 days in a row
because it is full of fatherless fast food workers and gypsies and the trans women they love
what do you want for dinner tonight? and don't say dir-- DIRTgoddammit
>>83286350you stock shelves at walmart
wally be like i wish i was european so bad im gonna start being racist towards gypsies despite never encountering one in my entire life
five (5) years ago
nigger
wally in 5 years be like yeah that was 5 years ago it's been 5 years since I stocked shelves fuck you
wally in 10 years be like yeah that was 5 years ago it's been 5 years since I stocked shelves fuck you
oh maybe that guy does it idk then stop addressing me with that name because that isnt me, ill just give the benefit of the doubt that you are simply mistaken and not clinically retarded
wally walter waldoson
and if i dont have a wife and family in 10 years and am still interacting with this shithole then i sincerely wish for my unironic death
wally be like its ontologically evil to refer to someone by the wrong name *deadnames trannies*
bro thinks he's going to have a wife and not a prison gay husband
wally be like yeah i'm voluntarily single i just plan to settle down when i'm 50 that's why i'm a 40 year old virgin
bro brought up trannies unprovoked and uses the disparaging term tranny himself while denying someone their own name too, oh the ironing
wally be like I'm not a virgin I gave my scoutmaster a handjob that one time
i'm not the one bitching about people using the "wrong" name retard
kill yourself nigger
wally be like i still consider myself a virgin because getting assraped by your father from the ages of 4 to 13 doesn't count in my opinion
wally be like I really admire japanese culture because the age of consent is so low
clinically retarded it is got it
wally be like it's okay that my dad raped me because he didn't have my mom to fuck and he needed to relieve the tension somehow
i really need to work on other stuff or just sleep anyway, too bad "friends" just want me dead instead like all of you miserable people too lol...
wally be like everyone in this thread is a retarded porn addict pedo tranny nigger and im still somehow the biggest loser
>>83286585lots of shelves to stock
wally be like every single friend ive had in my 40 years of life have abandoned me or wanted me dead after getting to know me hmm maybe i just have really bad taste in friends maybe next time itll be different
wally be like they let me sleep in the breakroom because I threatened to burn the store down and lock the doors with everyone inside that one time
wally actually worked at a 7/11 for a bit before going back to walmart a couple of years ago
they thought they were free of him then he returned like a cancer recurrence
i work at a lawson
wally be like in 10 years time i'll have a wife and she'll give me a beautiful son to molest like my father did me
>>83286389walmart goddess
in 10 years wally it's gonna be the wife
i had to leave the first day of my new job early because i'm too fat to stand up all day without my feet falling asleep
/beta/ is actually set to be the first thread on 4chan to be carbon neutral and powered entirely by renewable energy by 2035
stfu you're not funny
huh?
i thought it was kinda funny
>>83286389i'm still stocking
im a nigger
he said yes...
is pajamafox cece
pajama sam?
pajamatrans
saw two whole ass bunnies on my walk im so fey coded
lego vigilantes need to stop
