/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5030>"Acoustic" edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926By A_Smiling_Face>The Tribes Had Always Warred (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/36626017By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 19)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By OfTheCivilTwilight>The Comet and the Chitinhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/75437601By Z3ldafan & VeeAnon>Morgan 64https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266/By SpaceDimSum>Knead For Speed v003)https://spacedimsum.itch.io/breadBy Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536/By fakklan>Grandest Strategist of the shortest Border Warhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/86965501By Digiridoguy>Sprout from Collegehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/86951306By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Order (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946/By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 21)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786/By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470/[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83605633Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Do you think she's radioactive?
Bunwife
dog sex
We should make a classic Disney style animated hm/fa romance movie
I figured go with statue clothe for statue.
>>83610077daaaaamn
>>83610077looks like a sleek n tears photoshoot
>"there isnt a cub problem in hmofa. why are we talking about biblical scripture?">cub porn less than 45 minutes later>>83609977this is just false, like you're just trying to be retarded. oh, wait...
>>83610077Where is that loincloth hanging from
Reminder that you, your waifur, and your children are safer in a prison than around Christianshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases(your daily-thread ragebait)
Gator titties
>>83610107See >>83610111or visit google.com and enter the string: "Christian child abuse cases"There is no shortage
>>83610111this shit was deboonked literally ages ago you complete fucking numpty
>>83610111thanks for the link fedora tipper
>4chan complaining about loliOh how the mighty have fallen
Remember, its her week, OP.
sometimes I wish I could do better justice to the ideas in my head.
>>83610130The guy who seethes endlessly about it was diddled as a kid, so he spends his free time protecting drawings on the internet.
>>83610038>I am the son of the OMNI-WAIFUR!>I was sent down by my Mother to lead her flock to paradise!>To atone for the sins of the foids in the garden!>I am of one flesh with the divine, and of the lineage of Hmofaham!>I will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant will be my legacy! >I will VANQUISH all evil in my Mother's name! >AMEN
>>83610107I think anyone that equates drawings to real life are fucking faggots that need to be beaten. Being here means you want to fuck actual animals I guess.
well, there goes another thread
>>83610108Her hips and upper thighs are covered.
>>83610134sorry was a bit in a rush i didn't wanted to see another shit bake
How far does HMOFA extend in the concept of FA? Is HMOFA just a smaller subsection of HMOFE?Anons here are usually put off by ferals and some even by animal genitalia - but I've seen "feral" dragons posted without any issue. What about aliens that don't resemble humans that much? Would them not resembling any animals make them more FA by virtue of being further from ferals, or less FA because there aren't specific animalistic traits?I'm still working on my Starcraft fic. Would you consider a hydralisk woman HMOFA?
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>>83610175I suppose since I consider vipers anthro. Nice to see people remember Starcraft.
>>83610154>woman worship>aggressively not getting iti know you were just trying to be silly, but woman worship is the gayest shit ever in terms of on-its-face beliefs, and kinda the reason we got kicked out of the garden in the first place.
>>83610175If I wanted alien species from video games I would go to one of the many /xeno/ spaces on the internet not a general known for creating original stories and characters
>>83610208I love Starcraft 1 as the best story and character driven RTS. I love Starcraft 2 as the best mechanical RTS.I despise what shitzard did with the world and characters of SC1 and BW in 2.
>>83610175>Would you consider a hydralisk woman HMOFA?Ehhhhhhhhhh, I would personally think her more as /hmofe/ or /terrato/ material but since I like ayyliums and bug pussy I'm still looking forward. She WILL have a weird, horizontal bug pussy placed in the soft, fleshy bit where chitin meets, right anon?
Don't make me post the fucking archive
>>83610219Where did you get that picture of me?
>>83610188Another beautiful day for hmofaGODS
>>83610255Pubertat?
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>>83610127>Oh ya!? Insult the man who first showed me love? >TAKE THIS BLURRY GRAPHIC! DEBOOONKED! YOU'VE BEEN BOOOONKEDAlso>CHRISTIANS PROTECT PEDOPHILES>THE CATHOLIC CHURCH PROTECTED ABUSERS FOR CENTURIESThese are the factsI will never know why Chritians voraciously defend child abusers. Like, how do you even debunk centuries of documented abuse, settled for cold cash, outside of courts? I think you saw maybe the top of the wikipedia page and scared for your dying little child abuse cult(your daily bait btw)
>>83610038>By OfTheCivilTwilight>The Comet and the Chitin>https://archiveofourown.org/works/75437601Shouldn't be on the OP. Author didn't post it.
>>83610238You and everyone else, man. Well, some people will argue about the better of the 2.
>>83610245... hydras were developed from mammals. Most zerg were, the only bug-like zerg are the very first ones - the larvae. I will think of something interesting and I have some ideas, but it won't be anything insectoid, no. But yeah, probaby horizontal and the placement I'm still thinking about.
>>83610219That's still really funny to me. Eve's sin was disobeying God and eating the forbidden fruit, Adam's sin was listening to a woman LMAO
>>83610164>anthro women means you want to fuck the animal>please ignore the fact that im depicting the body of a child and not just a highly remorphed face still keeping human expressiveness to make an anthro womanngmi. nice deflection of the fact you were wrong about the bible btw.also obligatory (pic related) that anthro women are, in fact, christpilled at the very least. unlike your retarded claim that the bible is a "handbook for pedo's" you backed up with a wiki article thatA: said nothing about biblical law, moral or otherwiseand B: was already deboonked literal decades ago but leftoid militant atheist faggots refuse to retract because they desperately need to not be the only pedophiles in the room
>>83610266>RoxanneNever gonna love me but its alright.
>>83610170That's fair, it is very serene and pretty art and her week had some other stuff going on so I don't mind.
>>83610293save me niggerman
>>83610123This is like the 5th time you've used this damn image, I JUST saw a kris and susie edit on /v/
>>83610293I'm not the one posting about the Bible you retard. I just think that anyone that equates drawings to life is mentally unfit to live in society.
>>83610327... that's all he does. He buys ADHG comissions and then posts it repeatedly in every thread he can.>>83610293Please stop chomping on the bait. Leave it, the last thread got shitted, we don't need this one to go down so fast.
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>>83610268>>christians defend child abusers>>the catholic defended abusers for centuriesthese are categorically false, you made this up, some christians *may* do that specifically because they think the person in question didnt actually do it or have some sort of emotional attachment that blinds them to justice- but the implication you make that this is somehow dogma or even an implicit instruction is retardedly wrong. the only thing you were right about in this post is that you're making bait.
>>83610175female anthros are basically any furry characters i like that are cutemy only caveat is that they have to be traditionally furry-looking creatures (i.e. anthropomorphized animals or fictional species that are pretty similar to existing animals)muh feral and shit doesn't matters to me i'll still post it here if i feel like
>>83610266cute and pretty wolfo
>>83610382ew
>>83610386Why do I get the feeling this guy draws hyperfuta
mysteryssy
The monday minky drinky
>>83610382Absolutely based.
>>83610283>more female protossLiterally the only good thing to come out of sc2.
since an anon asked a few threads back, should i try a ref for vee or should i doodle some of the other critters so people know what they look like if they haven't read the story?
>>83610414what happened to the missy?!
>>83610164Brother, you are arguing with religious larpers; by definition they are not logical, so there's no point in arguing, especially when they crutch on "no true Scottsman".Instead let's have a productive discussion;What is your favorite hmofa setting? Fantasy/medieval, modern/realistic, or sci-fi?
>>83610293Leviticus 18:23Leviticus 20:15-16Deuteronomy 27:21Exodus 22:19>If you're having trouble comprehending that being sexual to animals is wrong-Shut the fuck up nigger. Separate reality from fiction and stop being a hypocrite you cherry-picking faggot crusading against cub when you're here of all places. Can't take your dumbass seriously and you're making us other Christians look bad. We get it, you want to touch kids but feel guilty and need to police others to keep your own weakness in check but take it somewhere else you tremendous boy molesting fruit. Prancing lala homoman.Leaving this here for this disingenuous faggot and anyone who thinks he's being genuine. He has a clear guilty conscience he's trying to absolve by moralfagging and concern trolling.
>>83610431I don't think there's a single nice Protoss woman besides Selendis (was in SC1 probably) and maybe Vorazun.
>>83610435>or should i doodle some of the other crittersthat sounds like a good ideamaybe it will give more attention to the story
there are no atheists in foxholes, and you better believe I am finding some foxhole
>>83608448Aww. The Armello fic is gonna be Isekai? I was hoping it wouldn't.
someone draw sophie pregnant so he shuts up
>>83610460I can't take loli seethers seriously anywhere, can't believe how many crusade against loli then turn around and go "straight shota is super hot tho".
>>83610413is it the huge thighs and boob
>>83610490cunts like these literally bring it on themselves
What do you call this creature?
>>83610479I'll fix that, just give me some time.
>>83610490who the fuck is sophie
>>83610504What the fuck did Sophie do to you?
>>83610510a fop
>>83610510cute
>>83610510Naked.
>>83610435I regret too late that I should've seen the entire game before just making a lazy jumping gif.
Religious waifurs
>>83610544
>>83610523Thread's lolifur
>>83610549Demanding you follow scripture and be fruitful with a dozen children
Why foxWhen bnuuy?
>>83610450>its a no true scottsman fallacy when you point out that your written morality actually condemns the thing i just said is the "pedohile manual" bro>no, you dont get to quote your book when it contradicts metiresome faggotry>>83610460you are a retarded monkey, i was defending the bible against the claim that it encourages pedophilia, how about you read before you post your copypasta'd slop>>83610497i think they're both gross, actually. and i have half a mind just to think you made this shit up for the sake of it
Sophia's sweaty peets
>>83610564aaieeeee those pixels are too young im going insaaaaane
>>83610569my favorite passage. we're going to multiply so much we'll alone populate an entire space colony
what are the chances that this faggot is samefaging again?
>>83610569gets really mad if you dont leave sake at her shrine
>>83610484Okay, Commander Shepard. >>83610549Also, a Kitsune woman would have me paying my respect to the kami with a single flick of her bushy fox tail, I can tell you that much.
Why do Protoss have nipples...
>>83610549My figure is getting a softgoods release that makes this possible
>dumbass cat posterMakes sense
That's it, I'm posting it.https://archive.is/yWyAH
so that's why he left. I get it now, you can stop
>>83610621OK foxfuckerBasically just cats but in dog hardware anyway
>>83610616To feed alien breast milk to their human children with, I guess.
>>83610616There's a nipple on Zeratul's model, but I think a Blizz emloyee joked that it's a scar or a birthmark.On the other hand, they do canonicaly absorb rather well with their skin, maybe they doo breastfeed and just splash the baby.
>>83610640Nice, I bet it tastes like blue raspberry.
>>83610612Oh no... alcoholic waifur...
>>83610589anon, the least you could do is steelman your argument by not replying to a benign image with this sort of thing. i mean, come on man
>>83610660DELETE THIS NOW
>>83610615does he say that? been awhile since I've played that
You can't keep posting her I'm getting a boner!
>oh you're an athiest, huh?>what brings you to my shrine then?
>>83610672wow youre rightcrying over drawings is really stupid
>>83610699I'm going to burn it down.
just report him and hope that mods will do their jobfucking helland report only once time or you'll get banned learned it the hard way
>>83610621i agree with him that the other faggot saying the bible was a pedo manual was wrong. b8 used to be believable
>slosh
>>83610720>GLORP
>>83610709>shit africans in japan say
>>83610731>KER-SPLOOOORRRRRSSSHHHHHH
Cream thread on /v/ or here... I can't decide!
>>83610742okay but where is all that mass coming from
>>83610569>with a dozen childreni don't think god is a big fan of polygamy
>>83610744You're gonna choose here since you know people'll hate (You) shitting up the thread with pedophile bullshit and you get off on the negative attention.
I’ve come to greatly enjoy drawing here as a little grimlin creature.
>>83610549
>>83610715Report who? For what?
>>83610717It's certainly used by pedos though
https://files.catbox.moe/950ii4.png
>>83610637Domesticated Foxes behave like dogs, not cats!The Soviet/Russian fox experiment studying generational changes via selective breeding (nice foxes with nice foxes, mean foxes with mean foxes) shows that nice foxes essentially become dogs, with all the crazy coloration, floppy ears, and similar behaviors. Mean foxes didn't change their appearance, and were very mean.Probably why housecats have all sorts of crazy colors too, regardless of the parents.
>>83610763so scrungly
>>83610762If you insist...
>>83610763Unfortunate
>>83610788why didn't they keep going? I'd like a nice fox pet
>>83610070can the guy who made this dog just fucking publish the model already
>>83610753undeleted 4chan posts
>>83610794ok but cream is genuinely the sexiest sonichu character there is
i was going to make a funny shitpost but decided against it
>>83610763it lacks the pizza floating in her mouth
>>83610763Gremlins and their shenanigans!
I hate drawfags
>>83610820Cuteness goes a long way.
>>83610715>reporting works on /trash/gonna keep it a buck with you man. i would prefer my religious book not be called a manual for pedophilia.>>83610778>postmillenial dispensationalism>suggesting evildoers who do evil when the book they say they believe in instructs goodcome on man.
>>83610816i need to see jeane getting hmofa'd
waifurs who don't properly hydrate
>>83610154Prove it
I posted art on twitter if anyone wants to see it
>>83610867>>83610070Why are you people obsessed with dyke futa popufurs and not actual hmofa characters
>>83610866Ham raped Noah's asshole
>>83610878*rapes you*
LF here, who should i draw next in the aggie?
>>83610816He's 2sekritclub4me for that (and because they cost him thousands)
>>83610874Is that Charlie Kirk
>>83610917Uuuuuh idk mal0
all he does now is just flooding this general with bait then samefags and in end act's like le epic troll despite doing the same shit for a past like 3 yearsfucking grim
>>83610866as a Christian, shut the fuck up. you're not making the faith look any better by shitting up the thread trying to argue with a Indonesian retard
>>83610903>more argumentation b8
>>83610917Ceehaz's Jeane to prove your heterosexuality >>83610867
>>83610917>called Lucky Feather>doesn't draw birdsFulfill your destiny
>>83610917The Idol
>>83610866>come on manStop responding to bait you halfwit.>>83610811They are still in process and I think they sell them already (quite expencive). The issue is that they didn't keep the foxes in good conditions and it's hard to know which genetic changes resulted from generations in captivity and which are from selective breeding.
>>83610811Well they did make friendly foxes, and i think a few were kept as pets, but these kinds of studies into genetics and their influence is very frowned upon, something to do with how it would relate to humans.
>>83610921i'm simply going to have to make it myself alongside all the other ideas i have in my head
>>83610942i wasnt even that anon dude wtf? blue on blue
>>83610917dess holiday lol
>>83610874>Glaze watermarkingWow, does she know that it consumes as much water as AI slop? That's really unethical on her part for supporting such anti-human technology, she should be doxxed and cancelled for her treason against humanity.
God doesn't believe in free will. He took it away from the Pharaoh so he'd double down and punish Jews
>>83610257Hot...
>>83610763Sally...
>>83610970just replying to the first guy I saw bringing it up again
>>83610917A malding 4chan janny anthro.
>>83610688When talking to the ugly bitch squad mate in ME1 he can response to her asking if he's religious by saying "There aren't any atheists in a foxhole, and I've been in a lot of fox holes".Shepard is fiend for fox pussy
>>83611018nice, I didn't know he was ourguy
>>83610788Foxes as pets are pretty viable. The main problem people have with them is that the instinct to pee on everything is too strong to breed out and their piss STINKS. Another smaller problem is that they have stronger wild instincts so if you let them roam they'll eventually fuck off and never come back.
>>83610917Draw female anthro requesting artists have a good day when they take requests
>>83611004you wound me, my heart... mah soul
i do not care for the nicean creed
There's the layer limit again in aggie
>>83611054here's a bandaid. sike, its not real :(
>>83611079I don't know what it is, but she looks like she's made out of cookie dough or something.
does the new chapter release tomorrow?
Leonardo da Vinci here, you are all shit creators and I love pizza
>>83611038fun fact, the domesticated variety just bread for friendliness also peed on everything less- and their piss began to lose that characteristic stank.some even got curly tails, floppy ears, or boththankfully, fox anthros are already rather domestically inclined without needing selective breeding, and they dont exactly have the STANK to their pee, unless you're into that- then go nuts with your writefagging if you're so inclined
>>83611095>dies from brain hemorrhage as the panda paramedic's tits smother him
>>83611110Tomorrow Tomorrow
>>83611079Someone stole her nipples and cunt
I'm glad you found my post funny TFDAnon.>>83611110Day after, 43 hours from now. The game website has a countdown.
>>83611118why is the file labeled turtles?
>>83611123Do any pictures of these curly tailed, floppy ears foxes exist? I've heard this multiple times but I haven't actually seen what they look like
>>83611038I mean, it hasn't even been a hundred years since the study started. Dogs have had a bazzilion years, i'm sure their drive to pee on everything can be tamped down on to that of domestic dogs in time. Same with the instinct to be wild.
>>83611155yes i think but they're rare, ive seen one but it was an older image since that whole soviet experiment started a long time ago, they might still have those variants roaming around in their habitats because i know the experiment is still technically ongoing, but idk where to find them specifically. if memory serves those attributes are not nearly as strong as they are on dogs because its only been a few generations. so they have a *little* bit of a curl, or a *little* floppiness to their ears
>>83611118Hey, remake your mechanical lion that you gave to the king of france! But make her an anthro this time. Thanks.
So were all just friendly with LF again? Did they invite him back to the discord or was him leaving a lie?
who?
>>83611260If the darkest, rapiest, ugliest gorilla nigger fresh out of the Congo could draw like your top five favorite artists got put into a blender and he offered you the opportunity for a free drawing, your ass isn't gonna tell him no.
>>83611149why wouldn't the file be labeled turtlesit's part of a set of four
>>83610414Who's that wolficus?!
>>83611260(You)
>>83611304wouldnt it make more sense if it was labeled after the guy in the image?
>>83611291I would put in a generous donation to the Merchant's Guild in his name if he did that for me.
>>83611260he's been behaving fairly nice nowthat he's respecting the aggie canvas sizes is a fucking miracle
>>83611260He's a bit of a dickhead but he's not at that tier man
>>83611331it's not supposed to make sense, it's an oblique reference that only old people understand.
>>83611291when i saw "gorilla nigger" for some reason i imagined an african gorilla anthro who's your best bro doing the chest beating to warn you about an anthrostate wolf about to pounce, and then he does the silly gorilla charge where he flings her away like a racoon and in the most ugandan accent imaginable goes "apes, togetha, strong." before eating a coconut
>>83610763>Whis, why are these prices so ridiculous?Now turn her into a Lego minifigure
>>83611405>hmm, it seems youre a scalie
>>83611402You're gay.
>>83611400you dont intend to let me in on it, do you...
>>83611402im pushing him out of the way and running into the arms of my new wife
>>83611411ligger*
>>83611402bros before hoes
>>83611402What a silly series of mental images.Thank you for sharing it.
>>83611424It's TMNT. Leonardo. Get it?
>>83611418my imagination is a whimsical place, and you are just mad that apebro has all the coconuts
>>83611450I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
>>83611357>>83611356Do you have the memory of a goldfish or are you just in his DMs
>>83611446oh THAT leonardo. fuck man, yeah TMNT was juuuust before my time generally. barring that one reboot with nickelodeon after clone wars introduced nu-3d-animation. you guys ever notice most 3d animation in that realm looks just a little bit like claymation? you think thats on purpose?
PREGNANT WAIFUR WOOOOHOOOOO
Better grab everything I can!
>>83611500>Me avoiding puppy support like
>>83611487hey man, I have simple standards, if the anon behaves like an ass, I behave like an assif he behaves I good, I behave good
>>83611402>>83611450Based imagination utilizer. Thank you for a glimpse into your magical realm.
>>83611499>you guys ever notice most 3d animation in that realm looks just a little bit like claymation? you think thats on purpose?Yeah because it looks like crap otherwise. They don't use giant render farms for TV shows.
>>83611544my imagination is cooler. it's 17 hours of making out with my waifur interspersed with watching out children before we go back to kissing full tongue. and then I sleep...
Why do foch have white belly fur? Fishies I get, because theyre dark atop so others above think theyre the depths below, and light abottom so others below think theyre the light above.But fochs are already low to the ground, so why would they be white-bellied?
If a drawfag has ever wronged me I never forgive them and curse their bloodline
it's time it's time it's timeit's time to get SHOT
>>83610127FascinatingNow that's the percentage?Something tells me there are much more public school employees in general then there are Catholic priests
>>83611450too late, the ape alliance welcomes man as the youngest member into aperboreahomus, unum, fortis>you didnt think we'd leave you behind, did you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDT_CheEg7o
>>83611402Got me jejjin' real good, basically this then
>>83611500Total waifur impregnation
>>83611611NOOOO! LET ME GO, I NEED THE WOLF
Would you guys start a /hmofa/ colony with your waifur in a hostile country and environment?>>83611519https://youtu.be/XVcWgJXL-ww?t=78>>83610549>>83610569Unfortunately Japan is a gay atheist nation and will do no such things.
>>83611611The idea of apes/monkeys/gorillas/other various primates having the most brotherly relationship with Humans makes me smile. >canines, primates, equines and felines (reluctantly) all typically have the highest opinion of Humans and just genuinely like having them around>more wild anthro species are typically more neutral or hostile towards Humans >this of course varies on an individual level
>>83611578>Average Kitsune
>>83611578>>83611691>kitsune when a drawfag doesn't draw her having sex with her human husbando
>>83611623starting a family with your waifur is the best idea this general has ever had
>>83611402>>83611444It's even MORE silly when you hear what that chest beating actually sounds likeLook it up
>>83611710What kind of offspring would you even make with a proot?
>>83611648I'm not sure there really are conditions that would stop me being with my waifur besides ones that would change me or her to the point of it not being me and my waifur.
>>83611574nah man ive got you beat there from my dreams department. one time i dreamt the dimensional merge finally happened without me noticing, so when i visited a bar trying to go on a pub crawl with the frens a great big 7foot tall wolp, build like a brick shithouse with an absolutely killer badonk with some melons not far behind on the scale of bodacious and i walk up to her and ask her. "is this real life, or am i dreaming? dont bother pinching me- i dont wanna wake up."and she gave me this sly, hungry look and said "oooh i *like* you, where you from white boy?" i said i'd show her my place and we made out with her on top of me.whos that one artist who makes thicc girls, and has one with a kinda scary mouthed wold with grey fur, usually holding a gun? she looked like that kinda. God i miss her
>>83611524Dont let him get a hold of your oc, who knows who he'll draw her fucking the next time he throws a tantrum.
>>83611758
>>83611809This deep-fried Alabama nigger FUCKS waifurs
>>83611809This man touches children
>>83611778what I wouldn't give for just a second, longer dream. I'm not even the biggest fan of snakes, but she was mine! can you believe that! she was my partner...
>>83611710Total proot love
>>83611809kek, this is now canon what your male offspring will look like
>>83611838I always forget he's from there>>83611842...'s brains
>>83611648stroming the beaches of furmandy with my waifu...yeah, yeah i think i would
>>83611602i did the math based on what we have from the samples found on the FBI database since its public (i had to do more digging for how many were priests vs school employees with napkin maths) and it comes out to school employee pedos among the populations being 0.006% of total pop, and catholic priests being 0.005% of same. meaning the numbers are for both actually pretty low, but schoolteachers as of the last 50 years have had priests beat- matter of fact if i narrow it down to the last 20 years teachers win by a bit more, around the same time more women get involved in education and being schoolteachers than men... go figure- im *sure* the doesnt mean anything damning about human women
>>83611881Beating my chest and frothing at the mouth at the mere sight of this angelic woman.
Waifurs you CAN'T fix
>>83611864sundowner, I mean. your female children would just be protogen
>>83611746funny you say that, thats exactly how i imagined it >*blublbublublublbulbulbu!* LOOK OUT ANON ITSA ANTHROSTATE WOLP
>>83611922
>>83611919wish more maps had water so i could spread the good name of dread pirate brickell
>>83611922I can fucking try
i have eight trillion anthro girlfriends and six quintillion babies
>>83611944I'm split between her and Adora
>>83611844sneggs are perfect
>>83611980golden cunt
>>83611784I would hope the froggy is not stupid enough to ever do something like that, especially considering he kind of doxxed himself partially.
>>83611842He's just very in touch with his inner child is all
>>83611978That's an average of 750k babies per girlfriend, based.
>>83611919>opposable thumb grippersMaybe I was to harsh on the ook lovers...
>>83612021With it you shall sire the next sun god.
>>83611922None, you are either not trusting in yourself enough or in her. And if you think she's not worth the struggle then you don't deserve a waifur.
marrying your woof girlfriend
>>83612091You footfags are just too damn weird man and I will never appeal to you with my stuff cause I don't feel the same way about it
>>83612127Relax, I'm not even into feet, that was a joke. But being able to use your feet as well as you can use your hands is very cool.
second silly imagination, gorillabro is your wingman and hes become the defacto pseodo-shamanic wise-oak of your friendgroup>come young one, tell giga gorilla your problem"umbeke, should i ask out that bear?">hmm, she do have the big tata and the round bottom, but she lack certain spirit of reciprocation, she will eat you like salmon and leave you on rock broken hearted"what about about that dog right over there?">it does not look like she likes to think about anything in her life, let alone about how to make a relationship work, she will drain you until you are an empty pitcha' and somehow her cup will still be empty.""the hyena?">hehehe (in the silly african gorilla laugh from that one meme), you know i do not like to pick african animals for fear of playing into a stereotype- but just this once, i will say go ahead, i can see in her eyes a kind of care that does not go into the ways of the neurotic mind, downturned like like the leaves in the jungle during the rain"so i should go say hi?">give it a try, see what happens (he then bites into a bellpepper)
HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP
>>83612036That's gotta be illegal somewhere.
AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>83610067Yes +rads
>>83612193harvesting third world children brains? why?
>>83612189Feline love is permanent
>>83612215she looks friendly. I go up to give her a hug
>>83612211He gives women the ick
>>83612215you will step awae from my friend anon. ape togetha strong
>>83612183Write a story and have African gorillabro show up at a pivotal moment.
>>83612272how long of a story are we talking?
>>83612183Maybe I should ask out that Yeen...
>>83612272>Gorillabro takes a bullet for the human protag in the last act as the Evil Human Woman (TM) attempts to assassinate him as a last ditch effort to win.
@grok how 2 stop suffermaxxing
>>83612405Jerk off
>"Sorry babe, they didn't play on 1080p for these old games back then. So neither will I."
>>83612418wtf no, why would that fix it. drinking myself into a coma would be better advice, bad grok
>>83612338i can see it now... the imagination machine is running warm>sad piano cover of "Son of Man" from Tarzan plays in umbeke's last moments>"do not hate those who cannot feel my frien, for dis foid does not know love to truly know hate. forgive and forget, so that in your last moments- all you rememba is your friens..."
>>83612515You could also kill yourself for a more permanent solution
>>83612516Not Umbeke....
>Welcome to Burger... Whatever. How may I service you today, dude?
>>83612537ok grok but then there's no waifur at all. I thought I told you that last time, register it to your memory
>>83612540Stop posting Veth immediately.She doesn't belong here.
>>83612551Borgar
>>83612551>GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE
>>83612551I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.Also it's 'serve' not 'service', lady.
>>83612567Veth goes wherever she pleases. Such is the life of a soulless husk.
>>83612551>sign above the counter>WARNING: Booping her snoot will result in a 25% price hike for all orders
>>83612551>writes sweet little greentext with this exact image>anons who do see it are silent>image reposted with no effort>gets instant attentionHmm, maybe next time.
>>83612609does that stack? what's the charge to pet? I'll pay it either way
>>83612600You want fries with that?
>>83612609I gotta do it bro
>>83612551ME WANT CHIPPO
>>83612600we rape human men here sir...
>>83612567I disagree.
>>83612634don't think too hard about it. you'll always get a completely different set of anons whenever you post that may be into stirring shit rather than reading if you're unlucky. except me, I'm always here posting like a retard. my posts probably stuck out like sorry thumb. there's also a good amount that will read and enjoy without acknowledging it.
>>83612600>animal-styleThis isn't racist to anthros I hope.
>>83612669what they hell did they do to my vessel
>>83610720I wonder what she will use all this empty space in the picture for
>>83612689They sank your battleship?
>>83612669UNOBSCURE
>>83612676this is true>>83612634it sucks but it happens, i say this as a seasoned writefag, sometimes you put a big story in the thread and it just doesnt get any replies. doesnt mean people arent enjoying it or reading it
>>83612551She looks like she thinks that having sex with the customers is just part of the job. Just good customer service.
>>83612669It ain't easy
>>83612669>>83612716Kriiiith krith krith thththththththth TTTTHHHH
>>83612722Imagine how many STDS she has and how many abortions she had.
>>83612744hi guytth
>>83612689They done bnuuy'd it.>>83612716>>83612744PERFECTION>Anon, you're thutch a dork.
>>83612716>>83612767You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
>>83612738I wish all Hares the best of luck when arguing with the voices of the forest, carried on the wind.
>>83612722>hey there champ, what can i get for you...>two double cheeseburgers with no onions, two large fries, and a side of cunnilingus?>i'll have your food done in a jiffy>so while you wait for that, why don't you come back here and show me how good that tongue of yours is?
>>83612689Instead of booting up Gonermaker, Gaster pulled out the Goonermaker
>>83612792Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But that doesn't mean the thought doesn't terrify me all the same.
>>83612792grey bunny foot...... the unluckietht of all...
>>83612767Wow, cats getting bunny surgery and forgetting the paw pads. Bunnies don’t have those, fish breath.
Writing is kinda gay desu
cute and bunny
>>83612886You're kinda gay, anon>t.Ozymandias.
>>83612898Nanchus my beloved bune creature of great sex appeal
>>83612898My favorite type of bunny
>>83612930Fooper is alright, but doesn't match to Nanch, Pakkoyan or Nishagora imo
>>83612792>>83612844>>83612875?
>>83612816>Hare holding you captive in her isolated log cabin, tied to a chair outside>Won't let you go until you 'hear what the trees are saying too'>She'll know if you try to fake it
Thoughts on Worgen?
>>83612876*slurp*>>83612981We're just being a little evil.
>>83612995She's my baby factory
>>83612676>>83612720True. Fair enough. Maybe next time then. Just sucks when the interest is there and apparently you just didn't meet the audience at the right time.
>>83612816>>83612984I have to assume she knows something I don't. I trust the hare. The hare will not lead me astray. The hare will show me how to protect myself from the things that dwell between the pines.
>>83612816>>83612984>Sons of the Forest>Except Virginia is replaced by a schizo hare who can cook good.
>>83613037>Drapes a dream catcher over your head so that you don't get possessed by malevolent forest spiritsShe's not all bad, she just needs to show Anon the truth, she needs him to open his mind's ears.
>>83612767Showing the fluffy goods
>>83613032it does. I get that drawing. sometimes it's absolutely silent, sometimes it's a dozen (you)s. while they're nice ultimately I'm drawing because I want to put my fuzzy wife into existence
>>83613037Follow her into the den. Follow her into the den. Follow her into the den.
New Thread:>>83613108>>83613108>>83613108Please do not respond to bait, nor anyone else responding to bait.
>>83612716b-big shoes...
>>83613082Holy bean cleavage
>>83613063Manager and Minhee on the SoTF Island looking at an aqua couple in Subnautica 2 ocean
>>83612600I’m stealing this, thank you anon.
>>83612995You do this every third day. Is today your work shift and you got bored? Yes, I'd fuck that cub and no, she won't steal anything from me besides my semen, can you please ask something new now?
>>83613085Yeah, I've seen how the thread will move right over OC and give it no attention. Shame. But drawing for yourself is the first priority.
