Anthro MLP thread #657.1 - Milky Zeeb Jugs EditionWelcome to the Anthropomorphic My Little Pony thread, where everybody's fetishes are fucked up and the starter topics don't matter (that's right, the topics are kinda like Pony Life). Post your favorite images, fantasies, and general discussion ideas while we bide our time until /mlp/ is a red board.Thread starter: 4th of July is coming soon. How are you showing your Anthroquestian pride?:: Thread Resources ::>Pony image-boorushttps://derpibooru.org/https://twibooru.org/https://ponerpics.org/>I want to start watching the show!https://u.smutty.horse/mjdzpugmcjg.jpghttps://yayponies.no/videos/episodes.phphttps://fim.heartshine.gay/?s=1&e=1&res=1080&lo=0>Custom Anonfilly Nexgen model: https://u.smutty.horse/mfxpacmecya.7zhttps://u.smutty.horse/mfudkccvntu.png>Chatbot character cardshttps://mlpchag.neocities.org/https://botbooru.com/https://chararc.bernkastel.pictures/Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83674942/
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>>83689787>And there up in Canterlot they say>Cadance made Shining Armor's dong grow three sizes that day!>And then—the true meaning of lewdness came through,>and Shining Armor came with the volume of ten studs, plus two!
are they not cold?
>>83685454Oh it would be lovely to take a dip with a zeeb on a hot day…She can swim, right?
>>83694954zebras aren't a one-to-one black person allegory anon
>>83695579No harm in being careful!
emergency bump, i'm here now
Missed this thread since there was no subject.>>83694915They're in heat, obviously.
Not to cast shade on my ziggas, but jungle fever doesn't seem to be very strong this season
>>83701863it's the end of the week and i'm fucking exhausted to the point I think i'm just going to lie down and try to dream of my wifeyounger me would probably be up for it, but I'm not young anymore. father time has his way with us all
>>83702744UnderstandableMay the moon be with you
>>83701863Hey, it was something different. Plus the savvanah heat felt in vogue. >>83702744Won't lie, was going to take the thread dying as a chance to recuperate and reset over the weekend, until I saw it was back.
Luna needs to work a second job to pay Equestria's expenses
im back, and with a new phone!my archives have suffered greatly because of this setback, but hopefully I'll be able to recover the internal storage contents of my broken phone. The phone is bent and the screen is completely black, but i think the phone isnt totally dead cause it still does the small vibration to tell me i have unread notifications when i pick it up, and the vibration to tell me my fingerprint is wrong when i try to scan it. Ive been googling stuff about how to mirror my phone's screen onto a monitor and try to use it with a keyboard/mouse, but i dont have the proper equipment/programs at this time. Admittedly, im technology retarded, but im hoping i can figure out a way to recover the data myself. Cause not only is the galaxy s20 fe such an old model i doubt i could get another one to do a motherboard swap, but im sure it would be embarrassing to ask a data recovery service to save my collection of porn and other sensitive images and videos...>>83708186Dont tire yourself out with the genning too soon! Im hoping you'll be in the mood to do some later, lol
Kinda neat pone to open thread with, i feel like Zecora is rarely talked about in the discussions of favorite pone. Maybe cause shes a bit too one-note? >>83702744>>83706582Damn, my phone breaks and just like that the threads dried up again, huh?
I wish there was more r34 of trixie with snips and snails. Im guessing its cause trixie has reappearances related to starlight glimmer in the parts of the show ive yet to watch, since i see a lot of art of them together, that that overshadows the early seasons' trope of her being a total hack magician and having to settle for having 2 geeky fanboys.Big fan of the trope. i like the idea of an admittedly pretty girl whose full of herself but can only gain the affection of a couple geeks, and then getting in a weird power dynamic situationship with them.
Also, super old news by now but the PHUN pack 3 got leaked! Still havent seen any animations from the pack though. Idk if any artists other than haltie even made one, but damnit i need to find that animation!Also holy shit is posting so much easier and faster on a new phone with better hardware that isnt slowed down by lack of memory lol
>>83708737Most men think of zebras with and chuckles and sniggers;but all men of taste would prefer to fuck ziggers.
>>83708607Ooh, that sucks to hear. Hope you can get everything sorted soon>Ive been googling stuff about how to mirror my phone's screen onto a monitor and try to use it with a keyboard/mouse, but i dont have the proper equipment/programs at this time.Hmm, the one I know of without equipment is the smartshare system, but that requires unlocking your phone screen. A USB-C to HDMI cable might work, assuming your screen still has the touch function working. Otherwise, you'd need a data splitter of some kind, and I'm not knowledgeable about that.>but im sure it would be embarrassing to ask a data recovery service to save my collection of porn and other sensitive images and videos...All the stories I've heard from data recovery guys are crazy. You'd probably wouldn't be a blip on the radar for them.>Dont tire yourself out with the genning too soon!I've only done two... well, three, but that was a naughty one.>>83708737>Maybe cause shes a bit too one-note?Mostly because her content dried up because the writers were cowards, same as the buffalo.>>83708822I'm guessing it has to do with how unpopular they were, like with Twist. Although Snails gets an episode to redeem himself.>her being a total hack magician and having to settle for having 2 geeky fanboys.Didn't she totally show up everybody who challenged her? Sounded more like a case of getting too big for her britches. >then getting in a weird power dynamic situationship with them.Orbiters? lol>>83708918It's true. They gave her the biggest rear in the show for a reason.>>83708941Fuzzy bug.
>>83708918The rhyming RP is not lost on me, i appreciate the effort put inI, too, appreciate zebras. What is it about them that you like so much, anon? Is cause of zecora or you just a zebra fan in general?
"making ends meet", huh? Im sure she'd have an easier time of that if she lost some of the clothing...Also obligatory "i would do anything to help her while at the same time want her to show off her body if thats what she wants" comment>>83709026>USB-C to HDMI cable might work, assuming your screen still has the touch functionWell... no, thats the issue. If the screen worked i wouldnt be in this mess. But yeee, most results are saying that as well about usb-c to hdmi. The s20 fe despite being old is still new enough that it supports dex, but i dont know if it requires me going on my phone and giving it permission to do that screen mirroring stuff. If it does, then im boned.>All the stories I've heard from data recovery guys are crazy. You'd probably wouldn't be a blip on the radar for them.I guess... still would rather avoid it for multiple reasons though. And you dont have to tell any of those stories rn but you saying that does peak my curiosity.Did people really "challenge" trixie? I thought she just did some simple tricks that she gassed up to be impressive and then when everyone asked her to defeat the ursa major or whatever its called she pussed out and had to admit shes kinda a fraud?Again though, like i know what im talking about at all lol
>>83709028Forgot to mention, i like zebras in every capacity...>>83709026Forgot to reply to this part>Orbiters?More like she gives in and gets in threeways with them, sorta out of pity, moreso out of desperation. Maybe she ends up liking it after a number of times and wont admit it to herself. Thats at least the direction i enjoy it going when i think about it.
She looks mad, but can you even blame 'spikey wikey' ? Rara needs to put out more often
>>83709191I'm guessing you didn't leave it in data transfer mode, because then you really could just connect it to a computer and use it as a drive. Next best thing would be to get a replacement screen, you only need it to access phone functions, not fully reassemble it. Look up repair instructions for your phone model.>And you dont have to tell any of those stories rn but you saying that does peak my curiosity.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77095044/#77174404>she pussed out and had to admit shes kinda a fraud?She admitted she made up defeating it, but she did try to fight it to be fair. Being a fraud came later after she somehow lost all ability to cast spells.>>83709310>i like zebras in every capacity...Even the fact they're one-pump chumps that cum fast? Around 20 seconds or so I'm told.>sorta out of pity, moreso out of desperationShe is a homeless pony that lives in her vehicle. Probably gets lonely at night.>>83709648She's not mad at Spike, she's mad at AJ for starting without her.
>>83709783>She's not mad at Spike, she's mad at AJ for starting without herSo true, so true. I started concocting this idea of how the rest of the 6 feel for spike getting blue balled more than he should and know how rarity can be sometimes, so they fuck him and get her jealous so she 'reasserts her status' and spikey's #1.But thats hot too. Also the background is her boutique so my story kinda falls apart there lolPhone stuff; yeah, i dont think i had any settings on that wouldnt be on be default. Didnt even have cloud backup on, evidently. My phone is bent to where the back cover of it is slightly popped off at one end, so im doubting thats something a screen repair place could easily fix, but i should ask around anyways cause i have no idea. And yeah, kinda figured thats the sort of stuff those stories would be referring to. Yeah i dont have anything like that id have to worry about, but i still would rather not go through it if i really dont have to. Arent all horses 1 pump chumps, really? Arent we already suspending disbelief in that regard? Or am i mistaken?Lonely trixie best trixie. I really do wish there was more of that 3way ship.
>>83709783Also, obviously im a huge fan of all your gens including that one. I know ive said it a dozen times but im not gonna stop saying it.Your harshwhinny ones in particular give me life. Thank you anon
Shes a precious pile of embers that just needs the right fuel to reignite
>>83710091Do they tease and flirt with Spike in front of Rarity every time too?>But thats hot too.Add the fact that AJ and Rarity are married to make it even more degenerate!>My phone is bent to where the back cover of it is slightly popped off at one end, so im doubting thats something a screen repair place could easily fixIf you're still getting messages and alerts something in there is working. Replacing the screen is a common first step to see what's up. You don't even have to go to a shop, most screens are held in with a ribbon cable you can undo yourself without much technical knowhow.>Arent all horses 1 pump chumps, really? Arent we already suspending disbelief in that regard?Well, duh. Although if we're talking sentience, there might be some convergent evolution with MLP equines and humans, where they become more communal and sex becomes much more about pleasure and bonding than just dumping your seed.>>83710108Aw, you're going to make me blush...That's why I keep making them!>>83710357I appreciate the sentiment of the meme, but I hate how that "you can reignite a dying star" totally butchers the wording. Still want to see every pony MILF pregnant though.
>>83710415If possible, a 3way with one fucking her while she's fellating the other would be so so so so hot>Do they tease and flirt with Spike in front of Rarity every time too?100% but she mostly brushes it off cause she knows what they are trying to do. But then they start getting handsy, sneaking under the table cloth when out at restaurants, fucking during get-togethers between the 7 of them to try to get him off (pretend pic related is rara getting drinks), and eventually she cant let it slide.Idk anon, sounds like you just have some negative preconceptions about zebras' ability to last. You gotta figure enough ponies and zebras got together to where theyve learned from eachother and the playing field is even enough.And yee, thats why i didnt say she was a dying star. Embers can start a fire back up, a dying star is basically just an explosion. Either way, i want to fix her: with compassion, understanding, support, security, companionship, love, and 7 inches.
>>83709783>She is a homeless pony that lives in her vehicle. Probably gets lonely at nightTheres some pretty good, non-anthro pics about this concept and her making ends meet. More of a sad wank, but the concept is hot imo. Still, i prefer her to be frustrated rather than sad
I wonder how illegal prostitution would be in equestria. Surely if ponies got cutie marks for doing it you couldnt expect them to figure out a different calling, could you?
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>>83710624Don't want to spend too long struggling with this, so here's this for now.>pretend pic related is rara getting drinksI can do more than pretend...>Idk anon, sounds like you just have some negative preconceptions about zebras' ability to lastI think you missed the point of my post... I was just implying that MLP ponies probably have more stamina than IRL equines because of sociological reasons.>Either way, i want to fix her: with compassion, understanding, support, security, companionship, love, and 7 inches.And I want to hear all about it~>More of a sad wank, but the concept is hot imoYou don't think it's hot seeing a bully be forced to demean herself and turn into the great and powerful Stripsie?>>83710887It's like Thailand where it's perfectly legal, it's just kept on the down low with the expectation you'll be back before dinner. The arrangement benefits hungry changelings the most.
>>83711021Love it!!!! More trix/snips/snails art to add to the incredibly non-existent pool!!! thank you anonYeah fair i guess, but by extension the mlp zebras probably would be better their irl counterparts as well.>You don't think it's hot seeing a bully be forced to demean herself and turn into the great and powerful Stripsie?I didnt say that, i think that super super hot. Incredibly hot. I just meant the exact pics i was thinking of are... well judge for yourself. To clarify, i still find this hot too, just in a different way. But as ive said in previous threads, i enjoy many different things.Oh yeah, that makes way too much sense. A redlight district of ran-through changelings for really cheap. That further adds to the stereotypes and racism against changlings. Id be surprised if this lore hasnt already been expanded upon by writefags or in fandom made AU'sReally really really like the gen
>>83711192>but by extension the mlp zebras probably would be better their irl counterparts as well.That's a given! They give you cute little kisses from their zonut as hello.>I just meant the exact pics i was thinking of are... well judge for yourself.I was thinking of the one where she's stripping with pinecones, because that was an early fandom thing.>A redlight district of ran-through changelings for really cheapCan't changelings-er, change their bodies? They're only sloppy and loose if that's what you're into...>Id be surprised if this lore hasnt already been expanded upon by writefags or in fandom made AU'sA couple of smutfics, yes. Deep lore, no. Changeling fans are too busy glazing Chrysalis to really consider the plight of the drones.
You know, I'm just realizing that I don't think that guy ever came back with those tittyfuck commissions.
Mare service
Awake again>>83711461Heh, nice swap. Like geez rara, its easier than your think to keep a young dragon happy, heh.Yeah, i suppose they could still change even if low on love, not sure on the fandom's agreed upon rules for that. But then again, maybe lust is such a small imitation of love that they have to whore themselves out a bunch just to satiate themselves. It must be tough being a strictly straight male changling, having to rely on mares in heat to feed yourself. Not that those arent somewhat common, but there certainly wouldnt be such a thing as a free lunch for them on the average day. I could see a story being made about how a changling male has a bi awakening from his experimentation brought upon by hunger. I also wonder what its like for the changlings that get in loving, committed relationships with a pony; do they have such a constant supply of love that they begin to put on weight, or am i thinking about that all wrong? The thought of one changing its body but being unable to totally pass as the pony they are mimicking cause of being too plump is cute.Theres so much potential with this. As hard as i know it is to pry yourself away from bug queen snatch, the true changling fans need to get on this, art wise and lore wise!
Cant reply to them all cause spam filter>>83713424>>83713433>>83713438The more time that passes, the more Celestia becomes one of my favorites. For years RD was the clear favorite with no real close second place, but now her, harsh, and celly are all a lot closer in my rankings to where it could really depend on the day sometimes which i think is best pone.Even if lately harshy has been winning out more times than not
>>83715628>Yeah, i suppose they could still change even if low on love, not sure on the fandom's agreed upon rules for that.I mean, if they're feeding on a client, can probably drain a little before they start. >But then again, maybe lust is such a small imitation of love that they have to whore themselves out a bunch just to satiate themselves.That's what I was thinking. They can survive, but not live on sex, and that control is what their pimps use to keep them in line. >It must be tough being a strictly straight male changling, having to rely on mares in heat to feed yourselfEspecially since all your hivemates talk about is dick all day, and get into contests where they see who can conjure the most erotic-looking cock.>I could see a story being made about how a changling male has a bi awakening from his experimentation brought upon by hunger.So... Thorax if the show was rated XXX?>do they have such a constant supply of love that they begin to put on weight, or am i thinking about that all wrong?Some in the fandom certainly think like that, turning into one of those honey ants with all that stored energy.>the true changling fans need to get on this, art wise and lore wiseI'm doing my best with chubby changeling drone gens. A lot of people take it into magical realm territory though...>>83715826Speaking of favorite pony, I thought of something while you were down for the count: now that you have a new phone you need to load it up with subtle pony phone backgrounds. So, try to make up your mind about best pone.
>>83716206>Especially since all your hivemates talk about is dick all day, and get into contests where they see who can conjure the most erotic-looking cock.'Damn all these changlings and their stupid, sexy cocks!'>So... Thorax if the show was rated XXX?I dont know much about that character since r34 of them isnt prevalent enough. I really ought to watch the show if im going to keep posting here lol>now that you have a new phone you need to load it up with subtle pony phone backgroundsYeah, still trying to decide on a lock screen, but as far as home screens go, on my old phone i often used an app that let me have downloaded videos as my home screen background, and would have some r34 video playing behind my apps. Ideally, i really want to find an app that has the ability to cycle through videos every so often; i think thats just a built in feature with pictures but i cant seem to find anything for that with videos. Ive wanted for a while to have it that whenever i back out of apps/open my phone, theres a different video playing, and then i could get a folder together of 9x16 aspect ratio videos of sexy pones for it, but never did find an app that can handle that task with my old phone. I should try looking again now though, with my new hardware. Yeah, yet another reason why i dont want to have to resort to data miners: pretty sure i had that app going when i broke my phone lol. Although if the battery has died since then it might have reset, but i also had a dedicated folder of pervy images to use as well in the case of wanting to save battery life, and only switched to a normal background when i was using my phone in public a lot/knew id be showing someone something on my phone around that time. Your gens are likely to go in that image folder on this phone, heh
>>83716458>I dont know much about that character since r34 of them isnt prevalent enough.Was a trend for later season characters. You're missing out on the second biggest fruitcake in the show.>I really ought to watch the show if im going to keep posting here lolYou shoouuuullld, don't wait until October to get back into it.>and would have some r34 video playing behind my apps.Ooh, kinky. I wish I was that brave.>but i cant seem to find anything for that with videosCan't help you there, I'm so smartphone software illiterate I haven't even put any games on my phone yet.If it doesn't support video, maybe try converting your favorite videos into gifs if they're supported.>Your gens are likely to go in that image folder on this phone, hehKeep sweet-talking me~
>>83716778>Was a trend for later season characters. You're missing out on the second biggest fruitcake in the showMlp goes woke lol. And damn, another fruitcake ive yet to truly discover, and damn that there apparently isnt that much r34 of him! Also, who's #1?>Ooh, kinky. I wish I was that braveJust think, anon... she could be with you always as you use your phone... do it for her!>Keep sweet-talking me~Ive actually been meaning to go back to previous threads in desu to double check for any potential gens i missed saving (doubtful lol), and cause i took screenshots of the posts they were in cause i enjoyed the flavor text you added along with posting them, but those are stuck on the old phone atm
Fuck, why is my wifi ip-range blocked? The feds dont want me to post pony
>>83717097>Also, who's #1?Steven Magnet, aka the sea serpent from the opening episode.>she could be with you always as you use your phone... do it for her!She is! In silhouette form at least. Can't say I've wanted to open my phone to Twismut, although that gif is making me think it could be a good alarm image...>Ive actually been meaning to go back to previous threads in desu to double check for any potential gens i missed saving (doubtful lol)I started... a year ago now was it? You probably didn't miss much.>and cause i took screenshots of the posts they were in cause i enjoyed the flavor text you added along with posting themWell, I'm glad you thought they were high quality enough to save.>>83717391Might be part of one of those rolling IP range blocks that I've heard people complaining about.
>>83717547So many faggots, so little r34 of them. A shame, really. Where are all the BL artists in the fandom?>Can't say I've wanted to open my phone to TwismutNot wanting to open your phone to smut of your wife? Do you even love her? (kidding, but cant relate lol)>Well, I'm glad you thought they were high quality enough to saveFor sure! Also the context of the discussions around them and your flavor text makes them worth the save, and you know im a context enjoyer.
As much as i love sparity, i also love spike being a silly little gay/bisexual faggot. All those swinging horse nuts and dicks being eye level with him, his heterosexuality never stood a chance....
>>83717881>Where are all the BL artists in the fandom?It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. Many little changes, some above the pay grade of you or I. I've shown you that one artist who posted a bunch of Spike, and then disappeared back into the ether, and there are many like him. >Do you even love her?I love her, not lust after her 24/7!I guess that was an incomplete though. I meant that I don't think I've seen enough Twismut that I would want on repeat. That can be attributed to two things in many cases...>>83717881>Also the context of the discussions around them and your flavor text makes them worth the save, and you know im a context enjoyer.I'll do my best to continue being lewd and descriptive in the future. Of course, I'm going to be holding you to that standard too.>>83717971A guy can only run face-first into that musky, virile stallion scrote before it starts affecting him.
>>83718238Havent seen the episode coco is from, but r34 of her, specifically this little comic, makes me want more art of her being a "workingwoman-failure" and getting taken advantage of under the promise of employment or promotions. Also i love the trope of doing a private dealing but the subject later finding out that it wasnt private at all by finding porn of themselves/evidence. Its SUPER hot, but way too specific of a thing to really search for easily. Which of course means that any examples of it ive come across are burned into my mind, ill post something similar with fluttershy next post. >It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...Just a shame, i need more gay male pones and prominent male mlp characters. Need more braeburned tier gay stuff (the spike and shining comic, the big mac and braeburn being cum dumps comic, etc). Apparently the community dislikes him or something, idk i rarely know about drama and even if i do i pretty much never care.>I love her, not lust after her 24/7If i had a wife, i imagine with my high libido that my heart and dick both would constantly yearn for her. Granted, I'm probably mentally too hypersexual for my own good, but i have good intentions and would still treat them right outside of the sex too.>That can be attributed to two things in many cases...Im sure with your love for purple smart, i can guess what one of those would be~>that I would want on repeatYeah see, thats why i want to find an app that could handle switching between videos. Seeing the same thing too frequently desensitizes the fuck out of you for sure, but manually changing it all the time can get annoying. I still did it on my old phone, but i wish it would do it for me. >I'll do my best to continue being lewd and descriptive in the future. Of course, I'm going to be holding you to that standard too.Much appreciated, and of course i will try as well
(1/5) fluttershy "private" affair i mentioned...>>83718238>A guy can only run face-first into that musky, virile stallion scrote before it starts affecting himNot having watched the later seasons, im assuming there was some rift between dragons and ponies at first that was solved through some multi-episode arc. And ive always been a fan of different species/races/etc settling differences and sealing peace pacts via sexual relations, and that certain individuals would be specifically recruited to the cause in order to raise the other side's perception of them and to satisfy the terms of the peace agreement.Ive always imagined spike would be one of those, and being excited thinking he would be getting to fuck a bunch of mares, turns out that the stallions take a liking to him and hes lended out to them to empty their balls. "We appreciate your efforts, spike, and we PROMISE youll be getting plenty of pussy soon enough, but the stallions really seem to like you and are even asking for you specifically, and we really want this affair to go over smoothly...."
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>>837187384/5The reveal is always so hot i LOVE stuff like this, unknowingly being exposed when they thought it was private and discreet. SO hot!
>>837187715/5And the realization. Also always super hot
Why is this bisexual faggot so fucking adorable? I cant decide if i want to be his wingman to help him get pussy, let him use my mouth as his personal cock warmer, or rail him stupid till hes moaning nonsenseAlso wtf? Now im banned off wifi too? The ban link sent to some post on /b from 2014 or something stupid like that, which i know is an ISP range issue but it was working fine literally 10 minutes ago
Its working again i guess. Ip range bans are so annoying
>>83718641>makes me want more art of her being a "workingwoman-failure" and getting taken advantage of under the promise of employment or promotionsThese colorful equines sure are taking you interesting places, anon. But yeah, you should really watch the episodes because it plays into your fantasies, pinkie promise.>Its SUPER hot, but way too specific of a thing to really search for easily.I had a quick think, and I came to the conclusion–isn't this just the "ruined reputation" tag?>Apparently the community dislikes him or somethingDid you ever hear the tragedy of Braeburned The Cowardly?Some people came at him for his cub and non-con art, and he folded like a cheap suit instantly, and deleted everything he could, before avowing to leave pony behind for furry.>If i had a wife, i imagine with my high libido that my heart and dick both would constantly yearn for herAbsence makes the dick grow sensitive. If you get your rocks off consistently for a while, your body starts easing off your libido since it thinks its biological imperative is fulfilled. >Im sure with your love for purple smart, i can guess what one of those would be~uhhhhh i was obliquely implying her wings, you'll have to tell me what you though.>im assuming there was some rift between dragons and ponies at first that was solved through some multi-episode arc.Multi-season arc, in a way.>Ive always been a fan of different species/races/etc settling differences and sealing peace pacts via sexual relationsSexual diplomacy is underrepresented in smut. And it tends to be conqueror and conquest, when it should really be heated political maneuvering. >Ive always imagined spike would be one of thoseHe is the representative for the Crystal Empire, might have to learn how to lie back and think of Rarity for the good of crown and country. >>83719180>soft>domestic>dogged romantic>innocent>submissive>but also has a dark, powerful streak
>>83719400>it plays into your fantasiesWell that figures, i learned those fantasies from the r34, which had to be based on something canon.>"ruined reputation" tagYes, but the tag is more broad than that. Granted, i love all content that would fall under the tag so not an issue, but not only do people not tag properly anyways, but not enough art of it exists for my liking. We need more ruined reputations!Ah yes, the cycle goes again for you explaining something already explained in a previous thread and me forgetting again. I blame my poor memory on pone pussy and the establishment.>If you get your rocks off consistently for a while, your body starts easing off your libidoMaybe could be true for me in the context of actual sex, but as it stands rn with porn alone thats definitely not the case for me >Attributed to two thingsOh, i didnt know you meant things about twilight, i thought you meant reasons why you wouldnt wanna look at twismut every phone open, and i was implying that you couldnt afford to be horny in public all the time.Not a fan of her wings, huh? Doesnt seem like anyone in the fandom is. I dont care for them, but mainly cause ive yet to see any good art or smut featuring them.>heated political maneuveringArguing about who will control what provinces and under what terms while everyone is balls deep/being entered balls deep (depending on gender of the political negotiator) sounds amazing. Harkens back to my talk about filthy rich last thread.>He is the representative for the Crystal Empire, might have to learn how to lie back and think of Rarity for the good of crown and countryThis makes me diamonds. Of course, im sure he'd get his fair share of puss too, but god thats hot...And yeah, you spelt out spike's appeal very well. These threads are turning me into a male mlp character appreciator real fast...
>>83719976>which had to be based on something canon.Well the r34 also says Coco is a huge anal slut. You can't trust everything you read.>but not only do people not tag properlyThat's the eternal struggle>but not enough art of it exists for my liking.Hard to boil a concept like it down into a single image, which is why I guess artists are always leaning on that phone concept.>but as it stands rn with porn alone thats definitely not the case for meTry one of those pony onaholes. See if it makes you less horny, or just burns out your dopamine receptors!Hmm, now I'm thinking about subtle anthro pony phone backgrounds... definitely need something with a silhouette. >Not a fan of her wings, huh? Doesnt seem like anyone in the fandom is.Some people do, Corpulentbrony being a notable one of them. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36655941/#36655967>I dont care for them, but mainly cause ive yet to see any good art or smut featuring them.Really? I mean, I don't find them attractive on principle, but a huge portion of Twilight's art is her as an alicorn.>Arguing about who will control what provinces and under what termsDon't forget deliberately pursuing unsafe sex to secure inheritance and connections.Speaking of Spike, you reminded me of the Sluttified Spike series. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/528742/spikes-special-live-stream>These threads are turning me into a male mlp character appreciator real fast...All these smoking hot pony women and you zero in on the periphery sex...
>>83720354>r34 also says Coco is a huge anal slutIm sure theres a canon reason for it. Even if there isnt im going to choose to believe there is>artists are always leaning on that phone conceptYeah, i like the phone, but i like the other versions of ruined reputation as well. And yeah, the single vs multi image problem is real, i still have yet to finish any of my pmv edits and aaaaAAAAAHHHH FUCK MY PMV EDIT PROGRESS! FUCK! WHY DID MY PHONE HAVE TO BREAK? I mean im really liking this new phone but FUCK...>huge portion of Twilight's art is her as an alicornKey word being "good". Which ik is subjective. Also much of this "art" im referring to is smut, and smut makers definitely seem to prefer her without wings. Looking st the thread you linked, seems like people also dont like the personality she took on as a princess, which i could kinda sense in the 1 or 2 random episodes ive watched from later seasons. She used to be a central character who was quirky and fun, if a bit serious at times, but in those episodes she showed up for like 10 seconds to be an authority figure essentially becoming what celestia was early on. Which im sure was intentional, but i can see why people are upset about it >Don't forget deliberately pursuing unsafe sex to secure inheritance and connections"Accidently" cumming in the daughters/getting cummed in by the sons of province leaders to ensure a better alliance. "My bad, i totally didnt mean to cum in your daughter when i was holding her down and thrusting as deep as i could possibly go" or "i swear the prince of that kingdom finished without warning, and i totally didnt leg wrap him/refuse to get off him when he warned multiple times he was close". They promise they were just following the rules of the enforced-by-sex alliance like good heirs to the throne should.>Sluttified Spike seriesMight read later, but its been a while since ive flexed my brain muscles in order to get off to a fic
>>83720354>All these smoking hot pony women and you zero in on the periphery sex...Hey, c'mon man! Im posting and talking about mares too! So what if ive blown a load or two at your gens: looking up at spike and his hemepenes looming over me, and gallus fucking the best mature mare there is... that doesnt mean anything!!!
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Im still a mare appreciator too!
Plus youre the one who read spike smut fics!
All this AI technology, and the most fun I've had genning for myself is simple silhouettes. >>83720917>Im sure theres a canon reason for it.Hmm, there was that one time Pinkie shoved Rainbow's head up her ass in the show... you might be onto something. >i still have yet to finish any of my pmv editsPerfect time to learn how to hook your phone to a monitor to improve your workflow. (pro tip: use a data and power cable splitter so you can charge your phone while you work.)>and smut makers definitely seem to prefer her without wings.Are you sure this isn't bias from Hooves-art always omitting wings and tails? I looked it up right now and alicorn Twilight is ahead by 5000 in just a preliminary search.>be an authority figure essentially becoming what celestia was early on.It's not even really that, it's that she keeps flip flopping character traits. She's the big one in charge, but also she's a quick chungus that does stupid stuff because she's "adorkable". It just leaves her feeling nebulous. >They promise they were just following the rules of the enforced-by-sex alliance like good heirs to the throne should.Things start getting weird when their parents encourage their kids to hit up the royal suitors and fuck like rabbits during court visits.>>83721012>>83721092I'm not convinced... I think you need a cute guy helping you double team Harshwhinny to actually cum.>>83721245Well, I never claimed I wasn't a fruitcake, lol.
So much fucking effort trying to decrease the filesize of the first image of this set with dialogue down to 4 mb, all the free ones im using online cant get it that low without quality loss. So annoying. Its really hot too cause its scootaloo cozying up to bow's member while they talk about how shes one of the family now>>83721318I mean, i really should just be browsing/editing/etc on my laptop anyways to begin with, but usually when im doing these things im... multitasking, and its easier on my phone.>alicorn Twilight is ahead by 5000 I guess it is just bias, idk. I dont exclude alicorn in my twibooru searches or anything and i feel like i just dont see her with wings that often in anthro posts, idk about feral (while i do enjoy it and browse it, i havent payed close enough attention so couldnt say for sure)>Things start getting weird when their parents encourage their kids to hit up the royal suitors and fuck like rabbits during court visitsNot at all! Perfectly normal! They just ought to be pulling out is all, at least according to the elders. They just meant for it to be a physical sign of mutual respect and aligned political direction, not all this creampie-ing nonsense! They have suitors in their own kingdoms! They shouldnt be giving/receiving seed from the others!Talking about it like this gives roman/greek vibes honestly. The type where hanging dong in public was fine if guys tied up their foreskin, cause only an erect penis showing off the head was considered lewd. Or how being lewd in the streets was low class behavior, but going just inside and doing it in the bathhouse was a-ok for nobels and commoners alike.>I think you need a cute guy helping you double team Harshwhinny to actually cumI mean, i dont NEED that, but i certainly would enjoy it...
>>83721732Bow is one hell of a lucky stallion. What i wouldnt give to be in his position...>>83721670Im a big fan of replica's art, including femme! The incest stuff and her being taken advantage of by guys at her school stuff is super hot
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>>83721670Mhh... slampig pony...>>83721732>all the free ones im using online cant get it that low without quality loss.that's generally how it goes, lmao. Haven't cracked infinitely compressible file structures. Uhh is paint.net on mobile? I think i remember their file size adjuster being okay.>while they talk about how shes one of the family nowThere needs to be more honorary incest in the world, especially fathers sampling their daughter's boyfriend.>i feel like i just dont see her with wings that often in anthro postsTo be fair, you spend a lot of time in anthro talking with alicorn Twilight's #1 hater.>They shouldnt be giving/receiving seed from the others!The eternal debate between keeping genetic links close, and sleeping around trying to introduce genetic diversity.>Talking about it like this gives roman/greek vibes honestlyWe can increase the influence of the pegasi tribe in Anthroquestrian culture. Especially bathhouses, can't get enough of sexy ponies mingling and gossiping the day away. >>83721768>What i wouldnt give to be in his position...Would you be a good dad for Scoots? Keep her satiated?
>>83721983Cute silhouettes, anon!Yee, i remember us talking about honorary incest before with the sparkles and cadence. Super hot concept, incest is wincest.And by "anthro posts" i meant in twibooru when im looking at porn, but yeah im sure i am just missing it cause im not looking for it.I have no doubt bathhouses are alive and well in equestria. Definitely a place for friendly gatherings, and a bit of hanky panky in the bathhouse never hurt a friendship.I would absolutely be a good dad to scoots. And im sure she could benefit from positive male influence in her life!
>>83722444>Cute silhouettes, anon!I find it a refreshing change of pace.>but yeah im sure i am just missing it cause im not looking for it.Hey, you never know. Maybe people really have gone back to unicorn Twilight>a bit of hanky panky in the bathhouse never hurt a friendshipOr a relationship, or a marriage, or a family...>And im sure she could benefit from positive male influence in her life!Score yourself a boyfriend like Spike and double the rolemodels!
>>83722783I wish i could score a boyfriend like spike...
>>83723435I could offer locations for you to scout, or tips to appeal to that kind of male, but I think you should ask yourself this first: am I prepared to have a boyfriend? Am I worthy of one?
Alright, I'm heading to bed. You keep this thread bumped, Replica guy, or I'll put weird fetishes into those images, like slime.
Ill help keep it bumped as well, i got distracted from the thread for a while there but im still here. A tardy gn to you anon.Hopefully the replica poster sticks around anyways tho.>>83723678Im not prepared or worthy but my body is. I need to know of the hot dragons in my area.
God, it goes down pages so fast
Playing pranks on dorklight
I ordered a case for my new phone and its just arrived, and my phone has a headphone jack, but the hole on the case isnt big enough for the plug on my headphone wires to fit. I can probably solve this with a different wire that has a straight end to plug in instead of a 90° one, but god its annoying. Its either that or i get a different case
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there should be more art of rarity playing pranks on people via intentional clothing malfunctions.im a fan of the fact that shes doing it to her own mom in this pic
big fat princess ass
Tip touch
>>83727905Twi and cadence are so relatable here. Id be the same way, doing the same thing. The 4 of them make a cute group.
>>83725609I have that same thing with mine, but since it's a set of speakers I'm plugging it into, I gotta take off the case each time I use it. the case is phenomenal though, hasn't lost its shape at all after doing it dozens of times by now.
>>83709028Zecora has beauty and wisdom much biggerthan one would expect from an average zigger
Thank you based zecora poster for keeping the thread alive. And >>83728187 you too if youre a different anon. I accidentally fell asleep!>>83728187That sounds like a bit of a hassle, but i suppose its something you get used to. Im gonna take a dremel to this case tomorrow cause it only cost me like $6 and im gonna see if i cant make the hole wide enough. >>83730068Do you think your wife would appreciate you calling her that? Does she give you the hard Z pass?
Also phone case anon, what phone do you have that has a 3.5mm jack? I just got this moto g stylus cause it was a really good deal for the hardware it has compared to other midrange phones and cause of its sd card AND audio jack, which its basically unheard of on most phones now a days for a phone to have both. The stylus is pretty unnecessary, but i wonder if it will come in handy when i go to start editing pmv's again. Probably not desu, but i didnt get it for the stylus anyways, but it is a neat feature.
chubby pussy
Fat pussy, evenLooking for this image has shown me that the gallery app i downloaded for this new phone doesnt have the same feature as the one i had on my old phone where you could search for things that an image contained, such as a phrase or the general content of the image like if it had a cat it in or whatever. This is a problem, since the 3 or 4 other ones i tried before this one were ad ridden pieces of shit. A few of which had subscription models so they couldnt even been fixed with luckypatcher. Gives me conniptions
hot for teacher
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>>83725609What headphones are you rocking? I had some nice IEMs I loved listening to pony music with, but wireless earbuds became to convenient for quick listening.>>83731126>what phone do you have that has a 3.5mm jack?I got a phone with that too. It was the no-frills Galaxy midrange I got for free when G3 service was discontinued. >but i wonder if it will come in handy when i go to start editing pmv's again.Maybe if you get one of those separate screens I've seen at Costco.>>83731817Is the old app not available anymore?>>83732098Oh maaaaahhh gooooood>>83732403Aryanne stumbling out of the portal from Anthroquestria into Equestria–now there's some potential for fun.
>>83732731Bose Quiet Comfort 35 II. I got them some years ago when a friend of a friend was working at best buy and could get a huge employee discount, plus at the time i was still coming out of my /mu/ audiophile phase. But these headphones have served me well, since i later started using them with more than just my phone. I have always wanted to try IEM's though, but could never justify the purchase. And yeah i feel the wireless earbuds thing, i pretty much have 1 bud in 24/7, out in public and at home. But i might end up using my headphones a lot more at home if i can get the hole on this case to work out.>no-frills Galaxy midrange I got for free when G3 service was discontinuedDoing research for this phone has opened my eyes to the midrange market, and its crazy how good these products are compared to flagship slop. It was like how many years ago i switched from iphone to andriod and felt like the world was my oyster all over again. I stuck with the galaxy s line cause up until the 20 they still had sd card slots, but since i already had to drive halfway across the state to get the 1 available galaxy s 20 fe 4 years ago i knew if i wanted an sd card slot i would need to look elsewhere, but honestly im glad i did. >Is the old app not available anymore?Im not totally sure, i tried downloading what i thought was the app in the playstore, but now its ridden with ads, runs like shit, and wants you to pay a subscription to get rid of the ads and not even a 1 time fee. Another reason im hoping i can get my old phone in working order is cause i could potentially save the old versions of apps like in this case and download them to my new phone. The app ive settled on for now is honestly not bad, if it had the search feature i mentioned it would be just as good.
>>83732731>Oh maaaaahhh goooooodSpeaking of, i thought the other day about how it would be neat to make a pmv of a bunch of different cartoon teachers from different shows to that song, but then i couldnt think of enough different characters and instantly felt way too lazy to even think of trying.>Aryanne stumbling out of the portal from Anthroquestria into Equestria–now there's some potential for fun.Agreed. Especially since im a fan of the more... contentious smut of herYou know what id LOVE in a gallery app? A built-in file compressor so i dont have to keep juggling different browser tabs and apps to post on 4chan cause the stupid fucking 4mb filesize limit cucking me constantly.
>>83733066I got CQs too, because of noisy neighbors. Having used them a long time, my only complaint is that they're not sensitive enough without the battery boost, so my phone always complains that I have the volume jacked too high. I've used them so much the driver has come loose a little and rattles during deep bass.>I have always wanted to try IEM's though, but could never justify the purchase.Really? I bought mine because they were cheap. You can get the works for like 15 bucks nowadays. >but now its ridden with ads, runs like shit, and wants you to pay a subscription to get rid of the adsOh, the Gardenscapes classic. Stuff like this is why I never got into mobile.>>83733124>but then i couldnt think of enough different characters and instantly felt way too lazy to even think of trying.Hmm, I think of a few video game ones... but there aren't too many recent cartoon teacher. The only one I can think of is ms. keane in the PPG reboot.>Especially since im a fan of the more... contentious smut of herHer having fun with Luftkrieg? >A built-in file compressor so i dont have to keep juggling different browser tabs and apps to post on 4chan cause the stupid fucking 4mb filesize limit cucking me constantly.I guess you gotta do it at the source and save two versions of images you like lmao. Artists should definitely stop doing that artificial grain thing that inflates file sizes too.
>>83733392>Really? I bought mine because they were cheap. You can get the works for like 15 bucks nowadays.Oh, i wasnt aware. I remember seeing viral clips of people getting wax molds of their ears to make custom iem's and the comments saying it was $100+, and i just always figured regular earbuds were good enough and even moreso once i got into listening to a lot of music and got headphones (had 1 other pair before the QC). Idk though, this is recalling a hazy memory from like a decade ago so i have no clue>Oh, the Gardenscapes classic. Stuff like this is why I never got into mobile.Yeahhhh... honestly most my old apps wernt like that, and i just use luckypatcher for apps that dont have subscription based premiums, or for popular enough apps like capcut (that i used for pmv editing) you can usually find hacked apk's online if you look for them. The mobile landscape is for sure shit, but theres ways around a lot of the annoying stuff. Like getting a midrange phone with an sd card slot and headphone jack, for example. Lol>few video game onesGame ones would fit the vibe enough i figure, still 2d after all. But ill still probably be to lazy to do that anytime soon especially considering im gonna have to start over with the ones i was already working on>Her having fun with Luftkrieg?Nah not that type of contentious. The image in that post was hinting at what i meant.
Also, SUNDAY FUNDAY!!! Lets get the fkn drinks in!!!>>83733392>I guess you gotta do it at the source and save two versions of images you likeE6, and i think twibooru too, has an option to save the preview of the post youre viewing if its an image or gif, but usually there is actually a significant quality difference there, moreso than if i download the full size image and compress it myself while telling the online compressor im using to do it "lossless" if possible. And webms i just have to download anyways. I wanted to post a few webms earlier this thread, but because of the way android's filescan updating works the webms i was downloading wernt showing up right away, and even when i tried doing the file rename trick it didnt show up, so i just stuck to images and gifs.Also i really wish 4chan would stop ip range blocking my wifi so i could use it
Didn't wake up to a black sun today, but definitely a red one.>>83734028>from like a decade agoWell there's your problem.My IEMs have a funny japanese cartoon girl as a mascot.>The image in that post was hinting at what i meant.I mean, ruined makeup can be overplayed with ponies like Rarity, but I don't think it's that bad.>>83734061>webmsI gave up on webms a long time ago since 4chan doesn't let you post them with an audio channel even if the audio channel is blank, and the headache modifying them myself or putting it through an online converter wasn't worth it.>Also i really wish 4chan would stop ip range blocking my wifi so i could use itYou picked the wrong ISP, motherfucker.
>>83734506>Well there's your problem.My IEMs have a funny japanese cartoon girl as a mascot.I formed my opinion and perception of the world a decade ago, and my mind has stagnanted since then lol>I mean, ruined makeup can be overplayed with ponies like Rarity, but I don't think it's that bad.I was referring to zebradom/striped/raceplay. I was dancing around the term cause in past threads other anons expressed distaste for it, but honestly this general has basically just been us two for a couple weeks now. Rip this general, i hardly knew ye>WebmsWelp, i tried just now and ran into another disappointment. A feature my old gallery app had was that you could edit video format files (webm, mp4, etc), and in the past i just used the edit feature to remove the audio to post to 4chan, but my current app doesnt have that either by the looks of it. Fml>You picked the wrong ISP, motherfuckerWhile not wrong cause spectrum blows, 4chan blows even harder.
>>83734692>I was dancing around the term cause in past threads other anons expressed distaste for itI think the standard complain is that it's always the same stuff, hence why I always advocate for zebrasub to balance it out.If there was a pony it was fitting for, it's the fetishbait character.>but honestly this general has basically just been us two for a couple weeks now.Hey, don't disrespect Boss Zigger and Hentype webm poster like that. >Rip this general, i hardly knew yeYeah... still more discussion than on /mlp/, though. How's that Arknights collab going?>While not wrong cause spectrum blows, 4chan blows even harder.It could be worse: you could be on Xfinity
Will have better resposne momentarily, busy atm but bumpin