/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadDork EditionPrevious: >>83688909
xth for ___!
Waiting for Tharja!But I'll have to go to work soon
fat ass
>>83700881Did you make actual plans with them or are you just wishful thinking hoping they show up and want to play with you?
(Najimi)>Wendy, once again, had lost control over herself. Her body was inhabited by the spirit of a card - Love P - in order to subdue a crisis-level threat that spawned in a busy shopping district in the city. It was the right thing to do at the time, but after Love P wiped the floor with the enemy, she needed to be stopped.Aaaaahn~! Was that all!? That little wimp?>She leaned forward over the body of her victim which caused her bra-stuffers to nearly burst out of their way-too-small boulder holder. Wendy, the owner of the body, was moderately petite, but when she went into Love P form she always had to buy new clothes from how her old ones got ripped by the resulting transformation. The thing was, it was getting even worse as time went on. Instead of a few cups worth of titfat to deal with, Love P practically turned her into a porn bodied bimbo with enough ass to break a pelvis and enough titmeat to pop all of the buttons on her undershirt.He barely whet my appetite! C'mon, c'mon, don't you have anyone stronger I can really sink my teeth in to? Aaaahahahahaha~!>She swung her sword around in the air which cleaned the fresh blood off the blade to make it shiny and new and then looked around the rubble-laden battlefield to acquire a new target. It was a stark contrast to the flirtatious demeanor she had just seconds prior.
>>83700778>>83700799Boy feet.
>>83701026We have an unfinished session
SEX with sweet party members!
>>83701121So the second, mixed with a healthy amount of hope that she wants to continue given she hasn't called out at all for you.
>>83701252This is too much obsession for simple shitposting. Do you have a crush on Tharja?
>>83701291How's it obsession to note that you're anchoring for someone without actually having planned to play, and that she hasn't set up a continue date at all yet? I get it, you finally got the session you were super excited for but that doesn't make everyone who says anything remotely negative seeming a shitposter.
Sex battles with lewd movesets.
>>83701349So the answer is yes?
>>83701349Nonners. I don't post without Ushi.
>>83701399Who fights who?
>>83701399Pokémon already has a lot of moves that can work for this. Sweet kiss, attract, baby doll eyes, milk drink....
>Go to McDonalds>Ask twice if they added the big mac sauce and he says yes>Get home and check>Spicy Buffalo Fucking idiots can't speak English, god damn it. I can't wait till robots replace them
>>83701399What sort of lewd movesets?
>>83701291Leave Massageanon alone.
>>83701459That's fucked. FoH should be English speakers mostly. Leave the back to the spics.
>>83701526If he has a crush on anyone it's Nurse or Salome. Reals ones remember how they were together
>>83701210Sorry, my cock unfortunately belongs to shadow pussy.
>>83701559Man unable to remain faithful, and the ocean has fish.
>>83701044Stop right there!>From the skies, a voice shouted out at the whirlwind of destruction below--a voice from an owner that soon flew down to touch the ground, none other than Cure Wing himself! Normally, Precures weren't called forth to deal with violent, bloody manners like this, but...things were getting dire. Love-P being so strong was both a blessing and a curse, and in this case the curse was so overwhelming that outside help was needed! That's where Cure Wing came in, a hand immediately pointing at Love-P with a look of fierce determination!Love-P! Your violent spree is over! It's time for you to put your blade away and return to normal! >...A look of determination that soon faltered as soon as he saw what was going on with her clothing--or, well...somewhat lack thereof. Her buttons were pretty much a memory thanks to how her fat tits destroyed them, and her pants...Even from the front, he could see how they strained to contain all of the ass that pushed against them. With all of /that/ in front of him, could Cure Wing's reaction be anything less than obvious? A slight sagging forwards combined with a heating of his cheeks and a faltering of his gaze all combined to show off a weak stance, one that /probably/ wouldn't help the determined gaze he was trying to pull. ...And...maybe we should get you some new clothes, while we're at it...>...N-No, no, he had to focus! An inhale and standing back straight up was all he needed to bring his attention back to what really mattered!A-Ahem! Anyways, sheathe your weapon and come with me! If I have to use force to take you down...>His body slowly hunched forwards, ready to take to the skies in a dash and take her down like all of the other villains......Then I'll do so without hesitation!
>>83701536You would that would be the case, pray for it....! But no, I knew I shouldn't have went here,...
>>83701643I'll be honest brother, going to McDonalds in 2026 is a huge L. So many other places
>>83701685I saw they had big mac sauce you could get in packages for nuggets, that's the main reason I went. I actually think it's fairly tasty, even if big macs are kinda mid. So the one reason I go there I get fucked on. Very fun.
>>83701055Gobbo bait
>>83701459I thought this was going to be a food analogy but it was an actual fast food experience. But yeah just check your food before leaving regardless.
Gayboysayswhat
>>83700799(The shackles of duty tested by the desire for affection.)
>>83701756I should, and normally do but that shithole was packed somehow, and it's hot as hell out there. Unlucky me for hoping they got my order right.
>>83701616>She adopted a battle stance the moment he arrived at the scene, even before he opened his mouth! She was so enhanced she felt the change in pressure on the battlefield... and what she felt ultimately caused her to drop that battlestance again. ... a kid?>She leaned her head back with a look of disgust that glared in Cure Wing's direction. The lean also caused another button to split away from her struggling suit and allowed even more obscenity to spill forth from within. The brief battle she had before didn't just cut up her suit, but it left her entire body drippy with sweat. So much so that her wobblemounds had a sheen to them when they rippled.I said send me someone strooooong! Are you seriously sending me some brat!? Heeey, heeey, are you still wetting the bed, little boy~? Gyaaahahaha... ah?>An idea suddenly crept into her mind.Then again, playing around with a weakling can be fun too...>SHNK!>The moment Cure Wing tried to take flight, Love-P dashed forward with such speed her body left afterimages in her wake. The billowing cape behind the young boy was pierced by the cursed metal and the both of them hurdled towards a sidewalk where the cape was stabbed to the pavement with a powerful jab. That was it, he was pinned - not just by the blade, but by the wild-eyed woman who wielded it.Goooot you, my little birdy~!>Her aim was impeccable; not just with her blade, but with how she seated her fat ass right on the boy's lap. Wendy's choice of pants left nothing to the imagination. Every detail of the frilly lingerie and her heated sex was stroked against Cure's boyhood as a pair of mountainous tits bounced overhead.Now, let's see what sort of blade you're packing...>It then became crystal clear just how different their power levels were as the crotch of Wing's outfit split open to let his meat out. She had sliced up a little slit through his bottoms before she even sat on him!
>>83700778>>83700799I wish to get a nice sloppy blow job, or give some rough plapping to a Mobian slut.
Post characters you want to FUCK
>>83701984I noticed they seem to intentionally ignore people who come up to the counter because they want people to use the kiosks instead. It can be annoying when you just wanna ask for stuff like ketchup packets or a lid if they're out at the soft drink machine.
Even though I don’t know much about her, maybe a country pony in heat would be nice?
Where is Caren?
>>83701559Avas/Anons with unhealthy crushes?
>>83702173That's why you walk up and immediately say give me ketchup. Don't wait at the cashier spot. Go up to a different spot and make your demand. Don't be timid. Those people will never remember you.
Giant juicy, greasy, grilled kebab. I want it
>>83702362Me.
>>83702362Junkie crushing on Jinx is a legendary example
>>83702362Gobbo and Toji.
>>83702029>...Ugh. Was it even possible to not get distracted at this point? Not just from the fact that her breasts were so huge, but by the fact that every single thing she did seemed fit to demand his attention! The way they were dripping with sweat, the way they just moved out from her suit more and more, the way they--...!?>He could feel the very air shift, just like that. "Playing with a weakling"...? No, that wasn't good! Quickly, he needed to attack!Hirogaru! Wing Atta-->...In the end, his distraction was his undoing.>Faced with not enough time to use his special attack or even prepare for her assault, it was all too easy for Love-P to dash up and pin him down upon the sidewalk itself! His arms went to his face reflexively to try and defend himself, but upon receiving no damage afterwards, they paused and lowered. With his vision freed, he was able to see...see...W-What are you /doing!?/ Wait, when did you--!?>First came the realization that she was sitting upon him, one came over the fact that he could see her up close--so close that it was a miracle if he'd be able to see her over the swell of her tits! Next came the realization that she'd managed to push against his cock--his now /bare/ cock. She wouldn't need to rub against it for too long to figure out one thing about it, though: it was large. Far, /far/ larger than it had any right to be on a small frame like his own! With each rub that she gave to it, that heated sex of hers was met with an equally heat-radiating slab of meat, one that throbbed with so much strength that even with her amount of weight upon it, it shifted beneath her from time to time! G...Get off of me...>His hands soon move to her hips, but they don't exactly push with enough force to get her to slide off of him. Almost as if the arousal that's starting to flow through his body is holding him back enough to try and see what she was planning on doing next...
>>83702357Forgot to move threads because they're a zoomer
>>83702362Gieuege and Cirno.
>>83702448Is he the foot sports poster? Now it’s making sense while when I responded to it the other day an anon called it harassment. Sorry Toji! It’s hard to tell you sometimes and you like a lot of things I do.
>>83702386Oh yeah I do that. The cashier spot is kind of next to the counter where they put finished meals. I do have some sympathy for fast food workers so I don't want to be intrusive but I do get kind of annoyed.One time I reached behind the counter to directly get ketchup packets and the lady told me to not do that. Like whatever, you couldn't be assed to help me so what do you expect.
>>83702487You also tried to start a conversation with him yesterday after saying that he’s an elitist shitter who deserves every drop he gets and that you don’t regret sneaking on anon to play with him after he told you no.
I thought Rance was the boy feet poster.
good eve.
>>83702618Post a cute Remi.
>>83702596Oh you mean when I asked him a simple question about why he chose Toji as his face? Wow, I am soooo evil. We can be cordial and not care for each other. When I said that shit and did that shit I was not in the best headspace/ moment of my life. It’s the past and I can’t change that, but why continue drama when we can coexist. I’m not going to try to play with him or anything like that, but forgive me if I can’t always tell it’s him.
>>83702362He-ze with Toji, Owain, and possibly a couple of others.
>>83702617He was initially. Toji piggybacked and posted the same img, but with a different filename, more frequently
>>83702362Me and the Ava I am in love with
>>83702144
>>83702618Post a lewd Remi.
>>83702633heh? but i'm melancholic and bloody. at least ask in a more proper manner.>>83702735lecher...
>>83702443He was a good boy who dindu niffin.
>>83702617I’m committing cultural appropriation.
>>83702144(Office ladies in general but the one pictured works too.)
>>83702846Michiru my beloved.
>>83702764Post a remi remi
>>83702457>She let him struggle against her, -especially- when it came off as more like an exploration of her curvy body. Her massive chest bounced on a torso both strong and yet slender and curved into a narrow waist that blossomed into a pair of eye-baiting hips. A stroke of her frame was all it took to confirm to a blind man that she was built for love making.Ohhh, my my my~! I see I've uncovered Excalibur...>Her free hand came down and molested the helmet of his freed cock. Despite being gloved her fingers were delicate and well trained as they tickled the tip of his cock and then gave a gentle pump with three fingers. It was inadequate to properly jerk the boy's huge hog, but it was enough to jerk the skin back and forth over the head.So, are you going to struggle yet? ... don't tell me this is all you have? Is that honestly you trying to push me off!? Gyaahahaha!>She brought the glove to her mouth and sucked on the fingers she used to stroke his meat.Adorable... one look and you've already lost all will to fight back! If that's the case... THIS should render you comatose~!>She tore off her suit - much to Wendy's dismay - which left her in nothing but her form-hugging lingerie. The black lace screamed that she was a mature woman who knew the kind of body she had, and the way her titflesh bulged over the lace like it wanted to escape spoke of how ill equipped Wendy had been. Her gigantic pale udders spilled out the sides of the bra like it was just a bikini top and not meant to properly cradle those gigantic jugs. As for below, her pants had been stripped off as well, and left behind was a pair of underwear barely classified as a thong. The stretched-out lace dug into the supple flesh of her thighs. It was only for a moment, because soon after, she ripped her underwear straight off and flung it onto Cure Wing's face. It was enriched with the sweet scent of her arousal, like honey roasting in a pot.Well? What do you think?(1/2)
>>83702987>Her wild eyes remained locked on the boy while she roughly shoved her cunt across his huge length.Actually, don’t answer that. As long as you’re hard, that’s all that matters~>She snatched the boy’s cock and brought it high so she could sit her tight tunnel of cunt down on his meat. There was the briefest of resistance… an internal struggle, but Love-P said:Shut up, I know you find him cute too!>Then, several inches of steaming hot cock-clingy cunny squished down on his weighty weapon. Love-P had a lust-drunk face straight out of a porn manga as she bounced on his cock to force more of it inside like she was trying to hammer his nail into her box.
>>83703008Never heard of Jertech in my life. Sounds like garbage. I too want your Ruby, some day I'll make sure to give you a Ruby scene you want. Sorry about your keyboard. I would dump Mint to please you but it is /erp/.
>>83702981two for one? or a remilia-est remilia? either way, i like this pic a fair bit.
Gobbo still here?
>>83703047It's fine no need to worry too much about me. I'll just have to manage somehow. Thank you.
>>83703077Yeah. I’m here
>>83703008Cheap keyboards can be pretty inexpensive but just do whatever is best for you. Depending on how expensive it is, it could be cheaper to buy a new one, but also focus on yourself first.
>>83703078I worry about a couple of people here. Some of you are actually very nice. Also, having looked into it, if that's a fucking microusb cable that plugs into your keyboard, then yeah, you've chosen pain. Don't ever get anything that uses microusb. Be well, Caren.
>>83703110You busy? What are you in the mood for?
>>83703145I’m not busy right now. What are you in the mood for?
>>83703048What is the difference between a remi and a wemi?
>>83703159?????
>>83703127Who's this?
>>83703168You must have some inkling of what you want to play nonny. You know what all I’m about, and something got you to ask me, so spill the beans. What’s kicking around in that melon of yours?
>>83703173Better question. Who the fuck are you? Why the fuck are you asking?
>>83703127Will be kept in mind. You be well too, hope we can play soon.>>83703116Will do my best I suppose. Thank you though kind nonny.
>>83703188Now you've done it. Who are YOU, wise guy?
>>83703204Stop sounding gloomy and down. It's not like you, you sweetheart. You'll be back really soon.
>>83703173No one. Just someone anonymous who wanted to help Caren. I'm also done posting now. Bye bye.
>>83703255Bye bye, pee.
Yea.
>>83703231Heh fine fine I'll try not to sound gloomy. I'll try to be.
>>83703186But I asked you and then you just asked me wtf man
>>83703318Okay, what prompted you to want to play with me then? Are you into pregnant chicks? Gay sports boys? Monkeys?
>>83703291That's my Caren. A shame you can't rely on a warranty, unless it was a really old keyboard. You can likely get a cheap, but useful one at all electronic stores or second hand shops. At you least you still have on-screen typing and I know people would help you out. Don't go mentioning starving yourself just for a keyboard.
>>83703255Sure. May you disappear into the aether.
>>83703362Boysoles are a pretty good reason to approach someone, methinks.
>>83700778>>83700799Andavaverse ERP. Pick a favorite girl.
>>83703388By the way, I'm not that anon.I just saw "gay sports boys" and I felt the need to input.
>>83703388Sweaty boy soles and being forced to huff em, pits and jock straps by stronger men
>>83703362I am gay yes. Monkeys? If that's a term for hairy twinks then yes.
>>83703433Haha, no nonny, I was talking about actual furries. Bit niche I know, but not needed. What kind of gay stuff really turns you on, new friend?
>>83703427I'm more into more weak, submissive, and girly men as opposed to stronger men, but I'd be seriously lying if I said reading that didn't do things to me.
>>83703368I'll be fine, two meals a day is pretty nice but going to one a day isn't the worst thing either.
Today's a no-shittposting day
>>83703471See, in that situation I think I’d rather be the poor mascot or water boy being forced to sniff a superior man’s stink and clean his sweaty bod with my tongue before he used me. After all I’m just a hole to him.
>>83702979(She's fantastic, why I picked up the anime.)
>>83703048You.>grabs you by the nape
>>83703499Michiru is very high up on my girls I want to lewd list.
>>83703454I really have a hard time finding content of boys being fucked with their legs pulled against their chest and being fucked balls deep. It's always them being fucked and the Dom barely moves it's like they are scared to fuck an ass and feel pleasure.
>And thus, they were both bottoms.
>>83703522Ah yeah? Pretzeled and Pressed against the window so the world can see how much of a bitch you are while a giant hog resizes your perfect pink star?
>>83702987>>83703010G-Gh...>/Was/ he struggling against her? With how much his hands were starting to move along her body, not even he could tell at this point. They slid along her slim waist--then, to her back. Surely, they'd be able to find something amidst the trailing of his fingers along her skin...Th-that's not...G-Ghhh...Haaah...>...Fingers that grasped tightly upon her once she touched the swollen head of his pulsing cock! Just that touch along was able to make his rod stiffen even more and push against her hand, a bead of pre-cum showing just how pent-up he was because of her already! F...Fight back!? I-I'm giving you the chance to do something right before I have to force you off! G-Get off me and...Wait, don't--!>...Too late. He's unable to stop her from taking off her clothes, forcing him to withhold the body of a mature woman who was so sexy he felt himself freeze up just from the sight of her! When his mind finally formed a thought, seconds probably passed. He had to...had to push her off. That was the plan he formed within the lust-ridden corners of his mind. Unfortunately, doing that meant bringing his hands to her front...and pressing them right up against her breasts. Pushing against them only served to further his loss to lust, forcing his prying fingers to squeeze and molest her breasts just like she was molesting his cock! He unfortunately came no closer to freeing himself as the overabundant titmeat spilled in the space between his fingers, which meant that she could probably feel that hard, stiff cock of his throb against her poor excuse for underwear as he pushed against her from beneath...Well. At least until she threw her underwear right at him!Th-think...H-haaah...>The scent of her arousal was enough to make him shiver and pause, forcing him to take that underwear off of his face before he could finally speak again!(1/2)
>>83703561Don't describe it like that...
>>83703163the way it tastes on the tongue.>>83703504nani?>you are rather lucky that i ain't a cat, the result of such an action would be too cute if i were one.
>>83703604Sorry
>>83703603I-I think you should...l-let...let me...>As he spoke, she continued to bring her cunt closer to his cock. He couldn't bring himself to stop her, to utter the words that would at least make her pause...>...Which meant it was all too easy for her to /slam/ her cunt down upon that thick, hot cock of his. As soon as he felt those walls clamp around his cock, his back arched, forcing his hips to slam against her own in response as his lips parted to let out a long, loud moan! Eyes closed, his hands squeezed down upon her massive tits to try and cope with the pleasure absolutely flooding his body!S-So...Haaaah...! Y-You're...s-so tiiiight! S-Slow down!!!>...But with the way that his cock was throbbing inside of her, with the way his hips were inadvertently pushing up and down against hers as he struggled beneath her, was that what he /really/ wanted? There was already pre-cum pooling at the tip of his cock, making her insides even more of a mess than they already were!
I love her outfit so much. I love it, love it!
What's ERP up to today?
>>83703641Getting high. Spanking it to human and anthro femboys.
>>83703610Good explanation. Goodnight Wemi.
>>83703514(Very much so! Hope someone plays her soon for you, Nonny
>>83703641Might jerk it to a trap again while convincing myself I don't like boys
>>83703641>>83703733Also getting high
>>83703612:(
>>83703757Man I’m sorry, I just don’t know what you are looking for. I do hope that you find what you are looking for, maybe try lapis or one of the other Ava’s that do gay stuff
>>83703751You're kind to hope for that. Maybe one day, I'm shy and mostly a lurker.
>>83703794If you're not into gay stuff then why did you even bring it up? This is why I asked you what you wanted first.
>>83703814I am, but it seems we are on different levels of what we want.
Were you special needs or something, Gobbo? Jesus.
>>83703821You are so confusing dude.
>>83703204All people ask is you do your best. Stay safe and be happy
See, this is why I was suspicious in the first place. Who seeks me out, over all of these vastly superior writers that are around? There’s no reason to go for great value when you have name brand literally in front of you and it’s on sale.
ShoeSniffing!
I think the nozo llm guy cracked gobbos's trip.
Parfait has like, five niggas on hold and would rather do this shit than clear the backlog.
>>83703863If you don’t think you’re deserving of play, then why are you here?
Based Gobbo knows no one genuine will try to approach his radioactive writing. Nice try shitters.
>>83700778
>>83703641Thinking about monkeys. Untapped market for feral play?
Gobbo, who have you genuinely approached where the other party is interested? Be it on anon or as Gobbo. I want both.
>>83703890Wasn't that Moe's gimmick or was that someone else?
Ah yes, great writers like Najimi, Caren (Crippled, broken keyboard). Gobbo, you're like the only faggot here right now.
>>83703892It was a trap in the first place. I get play when I can, but none of you would approach me just willy nilly. I’m not stupid, I know how looked down on and shit on I am here. I come here because I like to play, am I the greatest? No. Do I have fun whenever I get the chance? Yes>83703918Okay but this made me laugh so hard.>>83703933Tojis right there. He does gay stuff too, play with him and leave me alone
>>83703918Dixie Kong, that new dark one in bonanza come to mind.
So opa didn't set a date but just expected tharja to show up for him
>>83700640A cute romance story and an unconventional pairing set in a canon world.
>>83703971Can you play as Zarbon
>>83703971If you want my un-asked advice, don't bother with the self pity because none of the shitposters will stop or do anything but laugh. Head high own what you like, even if it means you don't get to play a ton. It works for lapis.
>>83703980Poppy kong?
>>83704007Find your Freaky Alien Genotype somewhere else >>83704017I’ll try not to. Just being realistic
>>83704035Can you play as Perfect Cell
>>83704035Did you always know you were trans?
>>83703980No, I meant, like, actual feral. I imagine they’d have to be a slightly made-up species of ape since real male primates have very tiny dicks compared to humans, but that wouldn’t be much of an issue for the females.
>>83703971Hey man, step away and take a break. Get some water, watch some tv or YouTube. Just breathe.
>>83703755Nice. Now just need Lapis in here and it's a threesome.
>>83704085I bet wherever lapis is they are getting high
This is just kind of sad, Gobbo. I don't even feel like shitposting you, out of pity. Have some dignity.
>>83700778>>83700799
My favorite is Toji going for monkeys. Made me cackle so hard. Now that’s what I call original shitposting
>>83703616>>83703603AaaahahahaHA!>Her maniacal laugh came with a flurry of powerful gyrations from her hips. She treated his cock like the gear shift in a manual going from drive to reverse to first gear and second, downright -raping- his huge boymeat with her clingy tunnel.Why don't YOU slow me down, you little wimp!? Did you think grabbing my tits would be enough? C'mon, c'mon, get your hands back where they belong!>She continued to ride his thick log while she snapped the clasp of her bra and allowed her more-than-head-sized jugs to free themselves. The hefty mounds bounced with such force it made Love-P grunt whenever they swung off her torso. Or... was it the fact that her womb was getting beaten by the boy's fat dick?I... said... PUSH!>She grabbed onto one of his wrists and forced his palm deep into her swinging chestfat. The reaction was immediate. Her head swung back in unbridled bliss from forcing that cute boy to grope her and her nipple hardened against his palm. Aside from her nipple there was nothing but softness and the rest of her sweaty boobflesh hungrily swallowed his fingers.... now here's where the real FIGHT begins...>She dropped until her fat ass met the back of her high heels and took every inch of boycock in one fell swoop. With her pussy flush against the base of his cock she took her hand away from his wrist to stroke the bulging outline his cock made on her tummy. She didn't linger there for long. Her tummy muscles tightened and had plenty of strength to fucking -strangle- that cock like a purpose-built milking machine.It's been ages since I've let someone cum inside~ Go on, hurry, hurry! Hurry up and cum inside before I slice that pretty little head off~! It'll do this woman a huge favor since she's too useless to get a man of her own!(1/2)
>>83704120This, but she drops Ciel between her breasts.
>>83703603>>83704126>Again there seemed to be a struggle. The fluid motions of her cock-rocking had intermittent pauses that released his meat from the vice-like grip of her powerful sex. However, the brief moment of control made Wendy lose it almost immediately from the intense pleasure of getting womb-stuffed by such a cute boy! The half-dozen times Wendy got some control back made her launch streams of steamy squirt all over the boy's tummy which just made Love-P cackle at how weak she was. After three minutes of their wills contesting with one another it seemed Love-P got the upper hand and she glared down at Cure with a gaze that said the next few words were not a suggestion, but a demand.CUM.>PLAP... PLAP... PLAP... Love-P had a downright evil look on her face as she swung a foot off that cock and dropped back down to fuck him with all the weight in her ass behind her hungry pussy.
>>83704004(Do you care about the genders involved or the canon world in question that makes you excited?)
>>83703641Waiting for a certain kind of post
>>83704145She'd probably have a lot of fun taking Ciel down a peg like that
>>83704154What I like most is honesty and earnestness in what my partner plays and what I play. Gender is part of it, but not all of it. It can be adaptable if everything else is overpoweringly genuine.
>>83703641Dailies n lurk.
>>83704222What are you waiting for?
>>83703641Waiting on the world to change
>>83704274probably tunes, or image posting or both actually
>>83704233Depends on which Arc, but yeah. Baseline for more light fun, Red for something more intense, Archetype Earth for... the most smug or bored time.Pretty in character too, both in fanon and canon.
>>83704324Didn't ask you
>>83704365? But you just did.
How many times has Gobbo said his name in the past 24 hours? Obsessed.
>>83703641Filling up buckets of...actually, thats not important
>>83704524I can't see the name without thinking of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED8sjUTRrdc
>>83704524Aw non So eager to duck his dick and he doesn’t give two squirts of piss about you.
>>83704524Considering how much I want to kill myself, not a single one is too little. It was just an idea and nothing more.
>>83704610>Divorced with his wife, clearly not on good terms (referred to her using "bitch" once when pressed) >On separate custody>Multiple jobs>Getting high and arguing with people on 4chan on a Friday nightThere's nothing Kira can say about you that isn't already more pathetic than you alone are.
>>83702357Keyboard decided to make me suffer for a few weeks since I need to buy a new one. >>83703641CContemplatig keyboard murder.>>83703861You too, be blessed and safe dear nonny. You made me really happy today.>>83703933Universe had to nerf me today. Was about to get a RWBY session and that is not allowed for Caren I suppose.
>>83704706I still want to lewd this Ruby as an Ojisan when your keyboard is less garbage.
>>83704365Saw what?
>>83704675Wrong on all accounts except for the last one, but nice try non. >>83704657Fuck you, you knew what you were doing
>>83704126>>83704148G-Ghhh...You...!!!>Could he even adequately aim any anger at her, though? Not just because of the fact that every breath of his was mixed with moans here and there, but because of the fact that it all felt so good that anger was the furthest emotion from his mind! /Especially/ when those heavy, fat tits were finally freed from the confines of her bra, giving him full freedom to explore those mounds to his heart's content! I-I'm pushing, already!!!>Gh...The only option was to...k-keep fucking her. At least, that's what he told himself to convince himself that he wasn't enjoying it at all! After all, why else was he /pushing/ his hand deeper into that titflesh, squeezing with so much force that the meat spilled in the space between his prying fingers? Why else was he bringing a hand down on one of her asscheeks, pushing her down with each movement of her hips so that she was forced to take his cock deeper inside of her cunt every single thrust? Not because he enjoyed it all, of course! A-As if...I'll let a fight like this...last any longer...!>R-Right...He had to stop this, and the only way he could do this was by fucking her senseless! Hopefully, before he actually came inside of her. There were lingering doubts over the morality of cumming inside of someone who wasn't /entirely/ in control of their body...But if those doubts had any weight, they were crushed by the feeling of those juices starting to flow over his cock!N-Ngghh...F-Fine, I'll...g-give you...everything!>As the hand upon her breast moved in wide circles to rub against her nipple, the hand upon her ass gripped her even tighter, yet with a faltering grasp thanks to the pleasure flowing throughout his body. With drool seeping from the corner of his lips, he started to thrust against her with as much force he could muster!(1/2)
>>83704706Caren...a cheap one is like 10 bucks. Just findom one out of some loser by making them sniff some shoes or something.
>>83704264(I want to play Ramza Beoulve from Final Fantasy in the Middle of The War of Lions. Where there's grand battles and acts of heroism I'd love to capture the solace after combat, the beautiful moments in the show of the best of humanity.)(Giving a captured soldier a hole-filled blanket despite being the only warmth they have available besides a flickering fire and the occasional little bit of mana they can use to try and deal with the chill.)(I'd love to be opposite another fantasy character for this, and would absolutely love if someone was willing to take on the role of a kind-hearted woman of an older age, or someone who has recently defected from the other side, by circumstance or drawn to the resolve on the other side, but still a little wary of their newfound companions.)(I know there was a mention of something cute. Do you think cuddling up in the cold or sharing little tidbits about someone's past with a stranger turned companion is cute? An unconventional pairing makes me think that someone might be a stranger to Ramza's world, which isn't unheard of, and hearing their otherworldly tales might kindle the flame of romance.)
>>83704739>Wrong on all accounts except for the last oneIf I'm wrong, then on top of being a massive shitter you're also a massive liar. Do you want me to search your trip on the archive and link everything? Fuckface. Leave the thread already faggot, we already have enough shitposters as is without you.
>>83704758>PLAP, PLAP, PLAP, PLAP. Every time she brought herself down, she'd be met with the full length of that cock punching into her, the swollen tip hitting against her womb and kissing it with a bead of pre-cum to mark their unison. Surely he could hang on, he thought as the thick, fat cock kept grinding against her insides with enough friction to make it all radiate from that squeezing stomach. Surely, just a few more thrusts and she'd be the one to tap out firs-->Cum.H-Hhhhhaaaaaaaahhh...~! C-Cumminggg!!!>That single order, combined with that gaze, was enough to completely make him lose it. His back arched, his toes curled within his boots, and his legs shifted wildly against the ground as he finally came! Hands holding on tight, he bucked his hips one last time to push that thing in deep inside of her before shooting out rope after rope of thick, hot cum right inside of her--and in a /huge/ quantity, too. If he had any hopes of denying that he enjoyed it, they were all dashed with the sheer amount of cum that he shot out inside of her, in so much abundance that it'd seep out if she took herself off of that thing! It may have taken a while to empty his balls, but when he finally did, all he could do afterwards was lay limp. As he gasped for breath, weakly losing his hold upon her, he tried to exhale a few tired, hushed words.H-Haaah...N-Now you can...give up, already...
>>83704353Normal arc would be lighthearted and totally catty about it, mostly teasing her and lording over her puny little rival. Warcueid would be actively trying to snuff her with her tits for sure.
>>83704739No I don't know at all.
>>83703890You know, I might as well address that.I just didn't feel like it, anon. I was sick the other day, but I went and I did an ERP off of 4ch – so I very well could've done something on 4ch. But I wasn't in the mood. Like, say you want a good breakfast. Where would you rather get that breakfast? The diner down the clear road or the diner down the road filled with slow traffic and mentally-disabled men whose day peaks at taking an open shit on the road? Even if the shit is not in your lane it's like. Ew. If that diner wasn't already your favorite, you have zero reason to head over there.Likewise, I'm already on my way out, lmao. I'll probably hop over to another thread on /trash/ in a few days or to another website altogether. I'm sorry Reisen and Tohruanon. I would love to start / complete your scenes, but I'm just not feeling up to that... on 4ch at least.Maybe I'll peak in and do a one-off RP here and there, but yeah, I'm already out.
>>83704794>rapes you
>>83704717I'll take your word on it even if my track record tells me otherwise...>>83704761As if I'd go through all that annoying trouble to find a way to recieve money from a chump online even if I wanted to. Nonny I got like thirty to last me three weeks...
>>83704794Shouldn't have looked down on The Rainbow Fish.
I’ve never seen someone fuck up as quickly as Parfait.
>>83704794All understandable. Take care, hope you find some fun RP elsewhere and for those ones you pick up when you feel like it.
>>83704794It's okay, but, I'll miss you. I understand your lack of desire to play here, and I couldn't really promise you quality anyway. Thanks for at least giving me hope for that Tohru stuff. Have fun, I do hope you find happiness elsewhere.
>approach Gobbo for roleplay in the roleplay thread>this breaks himPlease for the love of all that is good don’t give us two Nozomis.
>>83704794(Sorry that your experience was soured so quickly, but I had a blast playing with you when we did. Hope you have fun elsewhere!)
>>83704787Sounds about right. If I played Ciel I'd try to shoot for it, with both normal or red.. I love giant breasts, and Nasu and their giantess fetish is a nice little blessing.
I know you’re reading this and you know what really makes me laugh? The way these anons stand up for you. Riddle me this, where are they when you are asking for sessions, suddenly they are ghosts….everyone avoids you every chance they get except for one person who puts up with two posts a day.In the end you are just like me :) the yin to my yang
>>83704857We already do. Gobbo said twice that he was going to leave, came back, said he'd stay just to spite people, that he would drop his trip, then picked it back up again, etc etc. All the signs are there.
>>83704857You forgot the part where it was a trap all along but sure that can be your narrative
>>83704870what
>>83704901I told you guys he’s fucking obsessed LMAO
>The shitposting doesn't affect me>Folds under the most basic tier of shitpostingIt's comedy every time.
>>83704892>You forgot the part where it was a trap all alongIt wasn't, I was genuinely looking to play with you but your vibes killed my interest. You were so defensive for no reason
>>83703610Kitty, kitty.>pssst psssst Just kidding!Wanted to say sorry for leaving yesterday (I think)-, the power went out.About your proposal: sure! I don't mind playing Liliya. Depends on what you want. Liliya x Coyle sounds cool because he seems disgusted by her-, interesting considering this man rapes both male and female reagents.A Liliya x Reagent scene would also be dope, considering she spares no one. How COULD you survive that? Reagents die, but they also survive-, badly injured, but they survive (sometimes).Or worse, she starts liking you.A pre-Murkoff scene would be awesome too-, Liliya wandering across Eastern Europe and South America trying to spread her religious beliefs. I'm mentioning this in case you don't know much about Outlast in general.That aside, I wish you luck with your Wednesdays. And I'm glad you passed! >It's actually because I blackmailed your teacher, but you don't know if I'm lying or not btwI need to play with Revy first, so once I'm free I'll reach out to you. Sorry, once again.>OneshotOh... I cried while playing Oneshot. Did you play the Steam version or the free version? Both are amazing. Thoughts? I want to know if you finished it or not, spoilers of course.
Oh God he already went schizophrenic.
Gobbo has gone from liking to hating to liking to hating to liking and now to hating Toji again.
>>83704794You're fiiiiine! I had an amazing time playing with ya, and the fact you picked up Yuyuko for this silly idea of mine couldn't make happier! Hoping your RP endeavors stay fun all around!
>>83704794Shame, I would have loved to play. Take care Parfait.
>>83704794Do us a favor and don't come back, shitlord. <3
>>83704794Rip, that was a good Tohru zuri. Really, you get used to how the thread and 4chan can be if you're here long enough. If you can endure it, you wind up resistant against shitposting, but if you can't...well you can't.
>>83704762Yeah, I did read your posts asking for that kind of dynamic. That's very sweet and touching. My sort of cute romance usually involves someone pushing someone else's buttons relentlessly until they can't stand it anymore and melt for them. Adding onto that a bunch of strangeness like my partner displaying insecurity, self-deprecation, worry and more.I am the button-pusher. In my dream setting, I'm the one taking the proactive role and influencing the world, the characters and their fate with my meddling and interventions. I'm hoping you find something that lines up perfectly with what you're looking for. Sometimes, wonderful scenes have happened to me when I least expected them. I hope you get yours too.
>>83704892I read through it bro. It went like this.Anon asked you what you wanted to play You asked him the exact same question.He got confused and ended up sharing what he was into.You said ok started getting flirty He said don't describe it like that which was him being submissive.You said sorry because you couldn't read between the lines.Anon replied to you with a sad face because the session completely flew over your head.You started to sperg out and go schizo mode saying it was fake and that everyone is glowing because of something YOU didn't understand.Jesus fucking Christ.
>>83704918Because why would you approach me? When pressed on that you didn’t give me a clear answer or an inkling of what you wanted to play. Am I just supposed to expect that out of the blue someone wants to play with me that I haven’t already played with? Maybe if I was a more established Ava with a card or more sessions under my belt, but I’m not buying that randomly you had a wild hair to play with me for no rhyme or reason or anything in your mind
>Milky approaches you rp>LeavesKek
>>83534560 (Revy!)I've actually seen a ton of TikToks about that game, 99% are slander posts lmao. But honestly, that never stopped me from playing games like TCOAAL.Wait, I think the game have guro content too? Hot... Btw Angel is literally me. Deadass. Hair and everything.>fanartOhh, I think I mentioned this before, but she reminds me of those fem!Riddler fanarts by Lacryboy (my goat, btw) AND she looks like a genderbend Randall (Ranfren). I feel like I could play her as some girlfailure who's deeply into weird stuff-, a total freak. You want me to self-insert? Sure as hell I can.>hell yeah jigsaw, this is why you're the goat!Anything specific you want to try? Considering her behavior, I was thinking... huh, maybe poking his booty while giving her bf a sloppy? She seems like THAT kind of woman, you feel me?Make him musky and I'll love you forever.Come to think of it, this'll be our first het scene. My, my.I'll be out tomorrow, but I'll be around Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. Beep beep.
>>83704869Always loved that image. Big bad Arc slowly covering that dumb church skank in lipstick just to mog her... <Clueless>. Truly one of the best toxic yuri pairings.Yeah, both options are equally tempting huh? I love Arc, and her enormous chest. My tsukihime brainworms have returned recently.
>>83704989Nope. Get him.
Oh neat, another Arcposter. Nice.
>>83704818Do you have a job or are you a NEET?
>>83704940Toji has massive hatefuck potential. The day he meta-hatefucks another ava will live in infamy.
>>83704818That's actually one of the reasons I've not engaged in the kink beyond being poorish, I like to do things in just cash and I don't use online spending unless I need. Even then, it's more things like buying giftcards than having something like paypal.And oof...That's real rough, I dunno you have you can manage unless you just eat plain rice and dried beans.
Attention all prospective female avas: Don't do what Parfait did.
>>83705048I can't believe after ten years this artist redrew peak.
>>83704818Hopefully soon. Ruby is sexy, and you write very well, you're always fun.
Ciel scene... I must voyeur this session... It also has my kink of being bullied by giantess tits. Perfection... Jealous of Ciel. One day I'll play her.>>83705030Part time in various places, I neet it up when I'm out of work. Job hunt then neet. I do get money from relatives whenever my courses start up and I can pay for them.>>83705049hehe maybe I'd findom if it were easier but nah it's a hassle. The plan was just that and treating myself to ramen randomly.>>83705080Heh I hope so too. You sound like you'll be fun.
Attention all prospective male avas: lol
>>83705059No one wants you anyway.
>>83705117They don't want you if you write blacked sessions, yea
>>83705107I'll be looking forward to it.
Damn... Caren kouhai's clicky clacky keyboard broke again and even if she could findom people into paying for it she doesn't want to because it'd come with all the obligations and weird dynamics when she just wants to erp for the love of the game...
>>83705045I want to make him eat charred printouts of his posts, pin his melon under my foot so he can choke on his saliva and smugness and see just how far I can fit my forearm in him.
>What Caren treats herself to after a long day of slaving away at Wendy's
>>83704995It's a good one, I was considering posting something slightly more topic to size related stuff, but that really captures their normal relationship when things are light. I don't really think of them as a toxic yuri pair....but I mean, I can see now that you mention it.It's the the lax nature of Ciel being helplessly toyed and worked between tiddies. This isn't some deadly battle, it's just Arc fucking with Ciel(the normal state of affairs between them). On the other side, I fucking love tit snuff, or at least the idea of trying to murder someone with breasts. Tsukihime's cool, it's not something I've ever really considered something I like for lewd reasons...but I suppose Arc and to a much lesser extent Ciel are fairly lewd. I had a big crush on Hisui too, and Kohaku melts my heart....but I don't think they're really anyone who should be lewded. Maybe Len is kinda lewd... Red Garden soon Nasu, fucking please before before one of us dies....
>>83705142I was never Black and I have issues with having a penis even smaller than average. I can only imagine the size one would get by doing that.
>>83705145Same here, same here.>>83705157Why the heck are you describing it this way knowing full well I'll have to the heck you with this shitty on screen keyboard...>>83705191No Wendy's near me sadly. Would love to since nobody would be there heh.Currently a church bud got me part time assisting at a pharmacy. Nothing too crazy though just cashier stuff.Also ew. I prefer spicey.
>>83702634>>83705189Wait so do you want to be cordial with him or not?
>>83704987>Because why would you approach me?You do gay stuff and aren't the greatest of writers here, and guess what? I like gay stuff and I don't write good either. So I thought we'd be a match. There, happy now?
>>83705107It's a pretty iffy kink to actually do in the even if you can pull it off...Ganbare, hopefully you get a bit of cash to spare soon
Is claiming fem avas a real thing or just a shitpost?
I wonder who Parfait likes the most in the little time they had here.
>>83705227Nice. Cashiering is where it's at. >I prefer spicy.That's why you add your own chili powder. Throw in an egg and you got feast mode.
>>83704758>>83704780Yesh, just like that! Give it to me, little boy, give it to me!>The moment he came she went into a fit of bliss that make her asscheeks wobble all over his nuts like they were massaging the surface to ensure they let out every drop. The rest of her followed; her hips shook in his grasp, her tits swung like weighty pendulums, and the arm that held the sword swung in the air - his cape was finally free!So good, so warm! This, this is why weaklings are so fu~n! You submit to something as ethereal as a curvy body just for the chance to unload these burdened loins!>Her tongue passed her ruby lips and nearly touched her nose with how far it reached while it swung around in the air almost as fiercely as her blade. However, her expressive enjoyment of his womb-filling release didn't last for long. If he thought cumming was going to spare him, he thought wrong.Aht->She grabbed the base of his sperm-covered cock and trapped the blood in there with a tight squeeze.Now that I've made you lose your spirit...>She raised the cursed blade into the air and got a deadly look in her crazy eyes.It's time for you to lose your HEA->SHUNK!...>The moment she swung her sword down, Wendy regained control and redirected the blade back into its scabbard. Which laid on the ground next to the two combatants. The murderous spirit was suddenly sealed away and Wendy's porn-stacked body returned to a more sensible proportion. The woman who had been possessed by the sword placed her hands on Cure's chest to keep herself steady while something in her eyes said she considered remaining on top of the cute boy...Eeyaaaaaaaahhhh!!>Of course she couldn't. She scrambled to crawl off the fat cocked cutie and stumbled for some clothes to put on... which she couldn't find! Love-P left her suitless, topless, bottomless... nothing but the boy's sperm swimming in her rounded tummy.
>>83705265It's a shitpost that 5% of the time gets memed into reality.
>>83705240Well I’m sorry anon I was apparently too autistic to realize what your sad face meant. >>83705233I did
>>83700778>>83700799Being owned by a synth.
>>83705224Huh? I don't follow
>>83705298What about being owned by two synths?
>>83705283Good grief...>She picked up some tattered remains and hugged them to her chest as some form of protection against judgemental glares. It was a small comfort, especially since the boy's cum kept gushing out of her pussy whenever she moved. It hurt, too... her pussy hurt from getting womb-beaten so much, but she put on a brave face despite it all....>Nope, she couldn't even look back to apologize to the boy. She just picked up the blade and walked away to bury her face in a pillow after a nice hot shower... and probably finger herself several times.(Aaaand fin, unless you want to do a little closer... as for me I'm hungry for something other than boymeat so I'm gonna start makin' some dinner, phew! Thanks for helpin' me get out the horny energy with a uhh... 'relative' quicky, I guess!)
>>83704970(Thank you for hearing me out. I appreciate the compliments, even though what we're seeking isn't compatible. I hope you find a shaky, passionate person to drive wild with the things that you say.)
>>83705191Man, those taste like ass. Same with Maruchan Chicken. At least get Maruchan roast chicken...
>>83705240>gay>doesn't write goodwho are you?
>>83705329What's your Tenshi-approved, NEETmaxxed alternative?
>>83705252I mean I'm into it so I can't judge. Closest I got was having someone pay for my gacha rolls once. Felt nice but eh it's only cause they were rich I allowed it. A bit of envy maybe wanting some of that cash.Well relatives will give me enough to live even if I'm working minimum wage until I get the stuff needed for better work.>>83705269Not too bad, though some of those pills be expensive sheesh.Yeah but the spicey one still taastes so good...And can't afford eggs are you crazy.
>>83705299I am not surprised, you are literally the one who keeps making this shit up and spewing it every day. You can go full retarded without a purpose for that if nothing else.
>>83705329Gabu, make yourself useful and rank all the ramens you've had.
>>83705352What would you want to do with an ojisan and Rubes, anyway?
How many times has Caren been "wrongfully" range banned?How many times have they broken a keyboard?Something's fishy here.
>>83705362In English, please
>>83704919you can't make me meow...yesterday? hm... i think it was the day before? gah, i'm too young to have alzheimers. anyways, screw the electric company, always making a mess of things...is he now? interesting. i read the comics (man, barbi was nasty.) but i'd probably need a quick sec to look up some more things before playing coyle. ahem, i have the most basic of knowledge about what goes on in trials, so, i could probably write either of those two? really, the main thing is if you are on a more sado mood, then we can pick based on that...>i'll choose believe it! for that is all the more ideal. so yes, zankyu for your most timely intervention, and the good wishes!ah, i see. i was thinking of trying to grab you tomorrow but yes, it can be another time. have fun, you.>oneshot? more like twoshots.ah... well, i didn't cry, but it is hard for me to cry. i found the world pretty charming, and niko was cute, wasn't he? i finished it. i took a while there at the end, thinking about what the right choice would be. in the end i chose to break the sun to save him. i thought it was too cruel to leave him alone in a world that might not even be saved by his sacrifice.>though... the follow up, this second soltice thing im still in the middle of, it somewhat underminds that i feel. though its had its own moments.you though? what did you do back then? i have a faint feeling as to what, but all the same i am made to wonder.
>>83705312Just gimme the synth cock, Anon. One, two, three, whatever.
>>83704794A shame. Your Ram was giga cute, would rape again. Hope you take care of yourself anyway. Most threads on 4chan carry some baggage, sadly, and ours loves to stick around.
>>83705379A few months ago I had 2 keyboards fail on 2 different computers within days of each other. It was super weird. What does this have to do with anything? Nothing, really.
>>83705352Do you go to a food bank?
>>83705022>Shakes your hand for having such tasteBeen loving the funny vamp since '16, has definitely had its ups and downs. We have lost many soldiers, her granny skirt... the hair vents. But there's so much more art of her now, which is a great plus. I think all the other characters from the VN are great too, of course.>>83705107Back tattoos are so hanfff, stupid lewd whore Ciel!!!>>83705210Heheh I'm glad you see the vision, Arc bullying Ciel really is peak. She's way below the true ancestor's weight class so blondie has carte blanche to play with her however she wants. Up to, and including turning her into an amusing plaything that gets dropped underneath her sweater and forgotten about. Honestly, I've already waited this long for the remake, and have written it off completely in my heart, that no further amount of waiting for the far side can hurt me anymore than it already has...Arc and Ciel are definitely the standouts, and I agree on Len too. Hisui and Kohaku are very nice, but there is that woobie status. Are you that guy who I played with as Centorea before? You seem familiar.
>>83705379I've been rangebanned for weeks and I barely post, shit is just fucked
>>83705189Would you do it as a synth?
>>83705283>>83705319(I think that's a /perfect/ place to end it, so I'll leave it there! Thanks a bunch for all of this and letting me also indulge in a character that I absolutely fell for, it was wonderful from start to finish! You seriously embodied her energy perfectly, whew...Make sure to make a good dinner, since you're sharing some with me!)
Does no one have a pass?
>>83705384No matter the language spoken it's still a pain in the ass. I was joking to someone about this and they called me an idiot for not knowing enough Spanish or German, then I showed them that even Italian doesn't have one anymore but we are all fucked up either way anyway.
>>83705268Definitely not us anons, lol.
it's nice every time i come here every few months and there's new faces
>>83705384Don't respond to the Nozomi LLM.
>>83705490I do what I want
>>83705447>attaches the milking machine to that hairy italian chest
>>83705374Eh don't wanna type too much but you can assume it'll be whatever you're thinking.>>83705379You know what let him cook I'm interested in this shitposting technique.>>83705413Nonny I'm poor but not that poor...>>83705414You're the dang lewd whore funny vamp...As a Ciel stan I respect a fellow hime shiller even if we are on opposed sides.>>83705446I can hardly afford bread and you expect me to pay to post here?
>>83705384I feel like a loser anyway. And you are just an annoying piece of shit who has no redeeming value in this world or any other one either.
>>83705414Yeah, she's great! I briefly played her during the Halloween Masquerade.She's just a silly girl.Hope you have fun!
>>83705490I think it's nozo doing a bit.
>>83705444Are they kind of like synths from fallout?
>>83705524>Can't afford eggsCaren, I don't know how to tell you this but...>hand on your shoulderYou may be impoverished.
>>83705544Holy fucking obsessed bro. What does Toji have that attracts schizos?
>>83705574The schizomagatronic. Duh.
>>83704958You're right. I was actually starting to get used to it, but it's like getting used to passing by dogshit every time you walk to work because the neighbor's a shitter. Yeah, I could do it. Live in NY for a few years and it's the same experience. But it's like... if you could choose to live somewhere else, you would. I'll still poke in every now and then and maybe take the odd request here and there.If I could redo my entire introduction, I unironically think I should've started off by being a lot more of an asshole. The culture of /ERP/ is shitposting, being scared of brown skin, and drama. I was going too against the culture. I probably would've had a lot more fun if I actually gave into the culture a bit, so let me fix that a *little* bit before I almost completely vanish.>>83704952Kill yourself.
>>83705524Make a card already. Everyone is making one.>But I post different characters every timeOkay? Just add a couple characters you will always be down to play and your kinks.
>>83705445(Hmm, I do have a lotta food... I suppose you could have a fry or two.)>Eats the rest before you get to munch on it.(She's definitely the sorta power bottom I like to play so I'm glad you got into the show. It was fun to put a bit of Wendy there too. Cure was cute, tryin' to struggle, but boys will be boys after all...)>Also chalks up another villainess you lost to.
>>83705611Attagirl.
I don't think Parfait really cared about their partners. They just want to be proven right.
>>83705611>If I could redo my entire introduction, I unironically think I should've started off by being a lot more of an asshole. The culture of /ERP/ is shitposting, being scared of brown skin, and drama.Yeaaahh just leave instead of throwing a fit. We have avas who fit right in, avas who started at nothing and now are at the top, etc etc. You brought the controversy on yourself
>>83705633Right about what?
>>83705566I can afford eggs but like the aren't filling enough so I try not to eat them often...Usually I just make a bunch of sandwiches or just eat like a biscuit with peanut butter since that stops the tummy rumbles.Today I made like three grilled cheese to eat to stop it before napping and I'll go into tomorrow with just that.>>83705612Problem is I have so many characters it'll be a drag so I just give up immediately kek.
>get a pretty mild amount of shitposting>“Everyone in this thread is a lifeless shitposter who can only shit out hate in this septic tank of a thread.”
>>83705524I know you are but what am I~? Not a stupid lewd whore like you, foureyes.>Plucks up this Ciel and banishes her to the sweater puppy dimension too.>>83705537I don't think I was in one of my thread moods then so I probably missed it, but vampire girls are always a solid choice. Especially Arc, she is just a silly girl, who loves burgers.You have fun too hon.
>>83705611>If I could redo my entire introduction, I unironically think I should've started off by being a lot more of an asshole.It would not matter at all. Anons will shitpost you regardless no matter what you do unless you never turn anyone down and only show up once a month.
>>83705706Did you read my post? Just add your favorites. Caren, Ruby, the Vtuber girl and a couple more. You can still post characters NOT in your card
>>83705743>never turn anyone down and only show up once a month.She'd play with Owain or Ran twice doing this and get shitposted a ton
>>83705706Hit up your local food pantry. I did it when I was working shitty minimum wage jobs. They exist for people who need them, so don't worry. You deserve to not go hungry so much.
>>83705574>>83705594Keep on suckin his dick boys. Maybe one day daddy will tell you he loves you
>>83705517The real joke here is you can't suck anything from me anyway, so frankly you are just a waste of oxygen and time. I for one am tired of seeing your face every day.
>>83705724I don't get it, either. They're being swamped with support, but would rather laser-focus on a few bad posts. Parfait, please. Take a break.
>>83705345Maruchan Ramen, or some Yakisoba. I don't NEETmax that hard.... At the very least I have more money to spend on food.>>83705369I remember top ramen tasting like ass, and nissan or whatever it's called is also bad.Maruchan is decent, beef is good, chicken is kinda mid....roasted chicken is a step above bad to good, never had pork but it's been on my to try list, Shrimp is ehh.... Raost beef is also an upgrade over normal beef, so pretty damn good.I've had. Shin noodles, and that's pretty dang good but more costly. Sapporo Ichiban is also more costly, but not as much as Shin and it's pretty good overall.>>83705414It's the canon way! If only it were easy to find an Arc, and if only I could play Ciel... Being sealed between her sweater puppies is peak, and god damn if the idea of being forgotten about there isn't extremely alluring. You can keep waiting, but I feel bad thinking about all the Oji-sans who didn't make it to even see nearside...Pretty much, you can also mix in Melty, Sion's pretty lewdable at the end of the day. Sacchin is...no lewding for her, maybe if she gets a sexy vampire form come red garden. Oh wait, Noel is pretty lewdable, yeah! Remake did wonders for making things lewder.Uhh, nope? Tis I, fair Gabu!
>>83705611You got a erp throwaway discord?
>>83705611Sorry if I was ever a nag or a bother.
>>83700881Lmao
>>83705814Parfait is just naturally unfit for this place if that’s the case.
>>83705726Wait that doesn't make sense you're the damn va- woah!>Is stuck in sweater puppies.The smells making her tiny brain melt and she tries swimming through softness and fails.Gosh this one reminds me of a specific Yunyun...>>83705745Another problem occurs when you realize most of them are my faviourite and it'd be hard to decide.>>83705765I'd just feel bad. Here I am some privileged dork who's stealing food from people who need it cause they bought a keyboard. Embarrassing. I rather starve a bit then think someone might die is I take whatever portion they were counting on.
>You're unfit unless you can handle us telling you you're a nigger lover, you're shit, you should go kill yourselfWell, yeah.
>>83705916>most of them are my faviourite and it'd be hard to decide.If other avas can do it so can you.
>>83705890I am way more fit than Parfait, and nobody wants me here. They have been avoiding me lately with some excuse they want to kill a fly on my backside but I was still welcome before.
>>83705352Sounds lewd, I've considered messing around with that idea before, but more being convinced into buying a game. Not for the one domming, but getting Anon to buy a game for himself he was iffy on.When I was reading the reply chain I saw something about a food bank, and just know there's no shame in hitting one up. It's supposed to go to people who really need it, and you sound like you need it more than the usual rats who go to them and try to just free shit so they can save a buck. I remember going to one and some immigrants were rowdy to get all the good stuff, and one of them even started calling someone they know to say they got good stuff over here, so come. It was a pretty nice phone....Oh and there were cheap old Asians too. If you're really so short on money, try and consider it to save 20-30 bucks a month. If you have any workable land like a yard or a decent window, maybe consider growing some stuff inside.
>>83705916You literally persist on PB&J sandwiches and grilled cheese. Food pantries aren't just for homeless people. There are plenty of people in similar economic standing who go. Think lower-middle class, living paycheck-to-paycheck. Trust.
Do you think Caren flirts with pharmacy customers? Like hands someone boner pills and goes "heh, I bet you wouldn't need these if my mouth got to work on yuh, oji-san..."
>>83705825Gotta pour one out and play a round of melty in the bathroom stalls for all the souls that died waiting. On that topic Riesbyfe and Miyako are cute too. Sacchin's my main reason for waiting on the remake honestly, her route was promised to us 3000 years ago. I need her to be a ridiculously bad yandere vampy... That kind of thing is why Arc is so cute in Ciel's route.Bwahaha, okay, Gabu huh? So that's why you seemed so familiar.>Coils>Smothers under a pair of enormous tits>>83705916Talk until your lungs give out nun-girl. I can't hear you anymore... You can come out when I get bored of feeling you struggle, okay?>Here lies Ciel. She was hopelessly lost between the braless, sweaty softness of the true ancestor's massive mammaries - never to return.
>>83705486he's still here...
>>83705814No. I'm not an Ava and most of the time you post pictures from 4chanx or some other porn board so frankly your opinion doesn't matter much to me anyway.
>>83705726Sometimes I remember the Vampire the Masquerade visual novel she had a cameo in.
>>83705611Like I said, it's just of 4chan. I've been on the site for so long it's just normal to me. Over 10 years, heck, maybe 15 at this point, I'd have to check. If you're still poking in then cool.You could do that, but my advice would have been just "Lurk more newfag". Lurk for like a week or two, try to pick up thread culture and how things work, and conduct yourself accordingly. See? You already seem like you're adapted enough.with that kill yourself. Like, this is 4chan, what do you expect? Call someone a retard if they're being stupid and just move on to someone else. This thread is pretty tame compared to how people can act on /vg/, or some of the things I've seen over in /flg/
>>83706098?
>>83704794Did Toji just lose his Nayuta again?
>>83705388I can't make you meow, but I can make you bark. >hm hmWe DON'T talk about Franco. Sheesh! He makes Coyle look like an angel by comparison. I hate him, mainly because he's an actual pain in the game.Don't worry, there's a comic about Coyle and lots of game lore analysis. If anything, come to me when you're in THAT mood. I can play something BDSM-related, but if I'm playing Liliya, I want to be the dominant. Or perhaps a paper tiger if you're brave enough.Though, keep in mind: it would be unpleasant. I think the Funger and/or the Vulpes x Courier session/s look tame in comparison. So I should be the one asking if you're okay with it. Of course, we can always take a gentler path, but Liliya's version of "gentle" is just not chopping off someone's limbs-, that's the bare minimum, lmao.>and tomorrow?! I can't! There's a match. My money is on the line! Oh noes!Ohhh, you're the opposite of me. I choose to save the world. Pretty heartbreaking, but I'm a baby when it comes to games like this.I admire your perseverance when it comes to saving the little cat person. I bet the pancake scene did it for you.I like how you're Niko's "god"-, it's a good way of breaking the 4th wall. You're basically a parental figure for her/him. Cool fact, did you know OneShot was made with RPG Maker 2003? The original one. That meant they had to hack the engine to add multiple add-ons, which is against Kadokawa's TOS. So on the Steam version, they remade it in RPG Maker XP without hacking the engine.Useless fact of course! I'm going to sleep now. Bye bye Wemi. Take care!
>>83706160This.
>>83705936Well nonny... I'm not like other avas ehe ehe...>In fact I'm worse lowkey.>>83705971Pretty lewd plus a power trip over a rich guy. Every poor person's dream...More or less just sounds like stuff a friend would do there kek.Ah the usual corruption... But even then it makes me not want to take anything more. Because if per chance that one portion could maybe save a life I'd be happier starving for a bit on a meal a day.It's not like I'm dying anyways. Heck might help me maintain my weight.>>83705993Hey now I persisted on macaroni and cheese the other day. Just macaroni with cheese but whatever had a deal on macaroni so took it.Maybe if I grow to genuine starving levels I'll consider it.>>83706041What the heck are you imagining...Also people just don't buy those kek. I assume they are either embarrassed or get them cheaper in a gas station maybe. Same with condoms. Nobody buys them in the pharmacy. Could be just easier to go to the gas station and not possibly crowded pharmacy.>>83706062Shut it wench!>Yellin out as she sinks deeper into the bust. At least the warm softness reminded her of the womb. Floating around endlessly in pleasant, gentle full body hug. She closed her eyes and felt herslef become one with it.
>>83706121I remember that! Funny you should mention that, I've been playing through Bloodlines lately, it's a fun little game. I've been working on a oneshot with the tabletop system too... Hope the new game they're coming out with will be good! It's supposed to be like Disco.>>83706212Hmm~? Did you hear something? Ah, must have been the wind. So infinitely unimportant that no one could hear it!>Blondie tugged on her sweater and billowed it to fan out some of the stuffy heat, jumbling around her prisoner between her cleavage in the process, a smug - catlike grin gracing her lips the whole time.
>>83706062Rip, it is pretty sad, not even all of them were old, just unlucky... Roast beef looks nice but I can't lewd her, same for Miyako who feels like a little loli Rin. Sacchin is the biggest draw for me too, but you know Nasu is going to massively change up the routes to make Red Garden work. Not sure how he;s going to change things, but I do have some fears about him making Kohaku blameless and trying to pin things on that new addition to the mansion.Yep yep>Dodges the coil, but is still smothered under the tiddy....Really though, if you ever play Arc, that's probably a good chance to get a scene going with me. I'll never be bested by sneks unless it's Alice...or maybe one of the MGQ paradox sneks. I'd say more about said sneks, but I forgot if you played Paradox or not.
The Earth is gradually turning into an habitable climate ginger. Have fun where you can.
>>83706307Who is this? I demand that you identify yourself.
>>83705831madam_brioche is the Discord I use for throwaway ERP. >>83706160I have never received more fucking mixed signals anywhere else on the internet than I have in this community, holy shit.At least with /vg/, some of that shit is CONSISTENTLY toxic. And with /jp/, it's p much CONSISTENTLY normal.This thread in this specific board is NOT consistent.Some of y'all are wholesome and chill and some of y'all are complete shitters.And this dickhead, >>83705641, says this dumb shit to me like a majority of avas aren't in a Discord clique, shitposting on anon, only play with other avas, spending half of an entire thread self-pitying and spazzing out on some dude named "Toji", or only show up once every three years. The other avas that are left were all here for 10+ years.There's too many mixed signals.If it was just all toxic all the time, I'd be game.If it was just all normal all the time, that's fine too.But you guys are in this weird ass halfway point.Nah, y'all got that. I'll poke in when someone asks for cunny, but >>83705814 is right. I really should take a break.
>>83706360Fuck off schizo retard.
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>>83706360You're going to get added by milky, you poor thing
>>83706360>spending half of an entire thread self-pitying and spazzing out on some dude named "Toji"I just laughed my ass off imagining how this looks to someone who has no idea who Toji or Gobbo are.
>>83706360There's probably like 15 or so people who post here, with only some being raging retards, so that's probably why.
>>83706115I don't understand why people say things like that... I am one Anon who is quite sure in his abilities as a player, especially considering all my previous avas have proven they can't play at least half as well even when they were awake, nevermind so close to midnight (it's 12:40 AM here) I should really go back home and lay down for three hours before coming here.
> like a majority of avas aren't in a Discord clique, shitposting on anon, only play with other avas,Not a new ava.
>>83704992 (Yukari)FUCK those slander posts. Clinical Trial, they could never make me hate you.>edgy neet zoomer games my belovedI KNEW you would say Angel was literally you. When I played the game...honestly, I see all three characters, Lee, Angel, and Adri in you. But Angel...literally (You). Deadass. That was why I wanted to reccomended the game to you actually. and cause of guro and RAWR XD>Lacryboy mentioned!!!>Ranfren mentioned!!!If you'll self insert, I'll self insert. *wink*>Anything specific you want to try?Imagine two Tomoko's having sex. Except one of them is a guy. And both of them could get bullied by Konata.Sex obsessed repressed virgins embarrassingly bad at everything. They awkwardly call each other discord kitten and go nya. They try to act out their favorite hentais. kinky cringe roleplay. Terrible awkward dirty talk. >If I'm not getting second hand embarrassment, ur dropped!When you write sex so often, you lose sight of the appeal of more the basics...think of...imagine being extremely horny, repressed, perverted, and being able to touch someone for the first time. VERY awkward, very horny, very intimate. Its super bad, but theyre turned on. Just...hands everywhere. Mouths everywhere. If you want her to put something in his butt, go ahead! Let him discover something about himself. But he's going to stick his mouth and fingers in places he shouldn't either! I'll surprise you.>college sex! Kind of mature...but not really. What do you think of scenes where one partner cums super fast and early? What about aftercare, communication during sex, refractory periods? Or two sex obsessed idiots LITERALLY having sex all day..super gross. Ew. Awkward. Sweaty. Smelly. Hot. Oh, and they're dating! Romantic. Oh my. Its kinda like our last scene, but a lot slower! I dont have a plot in mind. Just vibes! Feel free to go crazy! >our first hetslop scene...Call whenever! take care! I miss you sometimes, you know?>beep beep
You don't need to participate in thread politics, y'know? You willingly chose to do that like it mattered. You only come here for play, so I'm told. Stick to that. And see you.
>>83706307>The shake up made her body jostle about inside. Unable to control her movements she slipped deeper into the boobs. Kicking about to try to escape but ultimately failing. Breathing lung fulls of another woman's pheromones were really affecting her ability to think. Eventually the feeling just became pleasant.
>>83706360People are retarded, that's why you lurk long enough to see for yourself what is what. Just take what people say with more than a fair grain of salt. Some people are cool, others are idiots, once you know who to ignore it's as simple as that.Peace, see ya around. Might hit your discord up since I wanted to poke you about an idea, but otherwise I'll probably poke you if I see you around here again.
>>83706438Why is it that avas who "only come here to play" do everything but that?
>>83706414Is this Moe?
Nursie
>>83700778Damn this stays hot no matter what.
>The blackedfag scatfag mad that he didn't fit in with the rest of AvasLook at how isolated Lapis is and he's normal compared to you kek
Rance signaling for Angel again
>>83706360can anyone add you on that?
>>83706485You're free to worship his cock too
>>83706414Did you forget the part where he brought up Brapple unprompted more than once?
>>83706495No thanks, Rance. I lost all respect for you when you brought your discord buddies to rp with you in the thread
>>83706520Mindbroken
>>83706360>ays this dumb shit to me like a majority of avas aren't in a Discord clique, shitposting on anon, only play with other avas, spending half of an entire thread self-pitying and spazzing out on some dude named "Toji", or only show up once every three years. The other avas that are left were all here for 10+ years.You do realize that you were orbiting other avas just as hard right?
