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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5107

>"No One Gets Left Behind" Edition

--Stories--

By VanillaTin
>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 19)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470

By InAnOrthodoxWay
>WHITEJAW
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84181091

By M4rsh4l_Legacy
>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 33)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053

By Rotham
>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 5)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 32)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541

By Yigar
>Usurper's Mandate
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88072861

By ScaryDrPepper
>Specimen Six (Ch. 8)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758
>Millennia Apart (Ch. 8)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68155381

By Itsunos_Vision
>Shadow of the Flame (Ch.27)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276

By Anon_Writfriend
>Lost Connection (Ch.4)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86251551

By VibeLordess
>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 31)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327

By TheEcstatic
>Reconnection (Ch. 6)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 24)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776

By Sovetski
>Before Dark (Ch. 20)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021

By Hardermeat
>Slam Dingo: Aliens Took My Human Boyfriend!
https://hardermeat.itch.io/slam-dingo-aliens-took-my-human-boyfriend

[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
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[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4

Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84028651
Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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Fang!
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>>84033543
Fng
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everybody hates my ocs
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>>84033598
Not my fault they are ugly
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I need to stop using these threads at work I keep getting crazy boners especially when I haven't fapped in 4 days
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>>84033540
/hmofa/ will save all
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>>84033598
mine are recognizable but forgettable, which is fine by me since that means they can't be used for shitposting.
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Come join Aggie!
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>>84033636
Why haven't you fapped in four days?
That can't be good for you, you know.
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>Artist posts art here
>No links or archives
>Too hard to search for it in desu
>Too awkward to ask anons to post or archive it
Pain
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disgusting
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>>84033695
Why just why
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>>84033324
"Oh hey Bridge look there's a dog on the path"
>HUMAN INCONVENIENCED
>UNACCEPTABLE
>DEPLOY PUNTING COUNTERMEASURES
>"Threat neutralised, aren't you glad I was here to-"
>that'll teach that little shit for encroaching on MY human
"What the fuck Bridgette?"
>"Opsie, anyway there is a overwhelming chance that was non-lethal please don't-"
>he is going to do it shut off all microphones NOW
"Bad girl!"
>lip movement detected sound detection absent falling back to lip reading subroutine
>no no no
>("Bad girl!")
>repeating last message
>("Bad girl!")
>Cells Interlinked
>("Bad girl!")
and then BridgeBot whined the most pitiful of doggy whines

Or at least that is how I imagine it going
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>>84033703
any art in particular you're referring to?
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>>84033678
Been too tired to after workan
It wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't a chronic gooner the other 4 days a week I have off
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>>84033678
Freqent gooning melts you brain. Masturbating more than once a week is unhealthy and even this is probably too much if you're not a teen.
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>>84033761
Theres a difference between gooning and masturbating daily. Its fine to masturbate daily if you aren't constantly surrounding yourself with porn all day.
Most men jack off everyday these days, and even most women too. Its fine and even healthy.
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>>84033824
Ok doctor Shlomo I definetly believe you.
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bring back the term coomer
gooner is too safe, too "clean"
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>>84033720
Pedophilia
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>>84033695
It looks like she got stung by a very angry bee.
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>>84033848
Listen anon. Your waifur feels sad whenever you aren't touching yourself to her.
You wouldn't want her to be sad, would you?
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I got softlocked for a 15 dr armour piece I don't need.
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>>84033854
Gooner almost sounds cute.
Coomer, and the man who represented the phrase, looks both horrific and pathetic.
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>>84033742
That artist with the crew of space pirates who was mentioned in the previous thread.
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>>84033871
Yes, yes mr Shlomo, whill that "waifur" also be sad if I don't pay you to cut off the tip of my dick? Or are you in the business of cutting them off wholesale these days.
Man, gooners will do to great lengths to justify their addiction. I hope you'll manage to overpower it and grow as person, anon.
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>>84033905
anon he's a goner
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>>84033761
>>84033824
This all depends on your natural libido althougheverbeitfully
If you feel horny enough to jack off every day or two days it probably won't hurt, it's when you start doing it out of sheer habit (eg jerking before bed) it starts to become a problem
Keeping in mind that masturbation is distinct from gooning and porn use
t. Completely unqualified but this is similar enough to what I've heard and sounds reasonable
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Who would his waifur be?
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Sharteens can't help but make an ass of themselves everywhere they go.
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amazing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zf8kGobfk
does this count as hmofa music
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>>84033958
Some Shane Frost creation he summoned to end the world (she won't) now they live together.
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>>84033987
>Pearl Jam
It barely counts as music.
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>>84033905
>>84033935
NO, anon. I'm not a goner or a gooner! I just love waifurs, okay!
I can stop masturbating to waifurs anytime i want!
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>>84033944
>masturbation is distinct from gooning
It isn't. While I'll concede that there are some rare situations when ignoring hornyness will lead to issues, those are rare and, again, mostly apply to teenagers. As a grown man you never "need" to masturbate, you are just to weak not to.
Trying to pretend that there's gradients to it is pathetic. It's a bad habit that I myself can compare to alcohol - while pleasant, it's something you need to have control over - and doing it more than one day a week shows you don't.
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>>84033998
I know you have brain damage from gooning because you keep posting Whisperfoot.
There's a lot of dogshit Mal0 art but that copy pasting faggot takes the cake.
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>He types this while having anthro femboys open on in another tab
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>>84033987
do the evolution music video was the best thing that band ever put out
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>>84034021
>Keep posting
I've only posted one Whisperfoot.
Also, fuck you I like their art.
>>84034003
Anon, I don't masturbate because I can't like without it. I masturbate because I like how it feels. I don't jack off every day, though I realistically could.
I just have a stronger libido, thats all.
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>>84034003
>only one drinking event allowed a week
>no you cant have 1 beer at the end of every day
>but you can have ten thousand beers if its all at once
i like your style
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>>84034021
Ever notice how porn artists tend to fall into the habit of doing the exact same stuff over and over? Gammainks is a big example of this
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>>84033958
Some slaaneshi anthro daemonette
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>>84034075
Honestly, I can relate, I have a tendency to gen the same type of goonslop over and over again even though I could be doing more creative things with the slop toy.
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NIGGERS
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>>84034066
I didn't mean that much, but I think you know that. Just like I don't drink one single glass of whiskey when I allow myself to drink, I can goon multiple times in that single day in a week.
>>84034063
>I do crack because I like how it feels. I don't shoot up every day, though I realistically could.
Yeah, sure. It definetly doesn't control you, you can stop whenever you want, you just don't want to. And besides, your good friend Dr Shlomo said it's normal and healthy! He even said it's bad for you to not do it!
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>>84034148
Yes, anon. we know. Niggers suck.You don't need to tell us.
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>>84034148
>>84034178
Uh, guys, I think I might frickin hate niggers...
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>>84034176
FLAT
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>>84034167
Okay, why the Dr Shlomo thing? I don't need a kike to tell me to jack off, I do that fine on my own.
Also, to get serious. I understand excessive masturbation and porn usage fries your brain's hormone receptors. While I'm probably a little fried, I know I am FAR from excessive with my porn usage.
Trust me, there are WAY worse gooners out there than me. If I'm a 3 or 4 out of 10, how bad do you think the average porn artist is or, worse, the average furry artist is?
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This is your waifur's dad
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>>84034247
So that's why my steed is missing his dick
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>>84034247
How loose do you have to be back there to get past the balls?
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>>84033636
Puppy girls have really grown on me recently. I think an anon in the last thread called them basic. Well maybe I am basic too
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Did the Lena giraffe get posted yet?
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>>84033848
>>84033905
>>84034167
We should've gatekept antisemitism from you niggas
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>>84034283
I love girls acting cute so long as it doesn't go too far and end up annoying.
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>>84034234
>Trust me, there are WAY worse gooners out there than me.
This is severe cope. Just because someone is worse or weaker than you doesn't mean you are good. I have a friend that masturbated from 3 to 5 times every single day and while it makes singular daily masturbation seem tame it doesn't change that you are both addicted. You can compate it to a chain smoker and someone who smokes 4 cigs a day - yeah, the second guy isn't as bad, but he's still addicted and ruining his health. I also used to jerk off every day - you can change if you stop pretending nothing is wrong.
>Okay, why the Dr Shlomo thing?
Most big porn studios in America are owned by jews, and people with money pay to advertise their products. Just like bribed doctors used to say smoking is good for you (didn't some high-up medical official even say that in America?), so do they pay for "studies" to tell you how normal gooning is and how it's actually bad to not masturbate.
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>>84034314
Who is 'we'?
The whole website enjoys slurs, faggot. If anything, WE should gatekeep YOU, nigger.
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>>84034314
Why are you seething, golem?
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>>84034331
OY VEY
cool it with the anti semitisim
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>>84034331
You act as if masturbating daily is in anyway comparable to smoking multiple cigarettes a day. If anything, I consider it more like a glass of wine before bed. Its not something I need desperately, but its nice to have to relax.
Also, fair point with the Jewish porn studios. If not for them, we wouldn't have to put up with blacked, plus the fake/bribed studies.
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This reeks of someone feeling bad for fapping after weeks of nofaping and getting angry about being reminded of that fact. This is what motivates activism like this.

The best path is moderation in all things
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>>84034414
>moderation in all things
i got reminded of this comic
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>>84034355
all waifurs should go pantless
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>>84034454
why do women even wear clothes desu
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>>84034432
This isn't slippery slope fallacy, this is oiled vertical cliff fallacy
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>>84034458
Because without clothing, they'd have less stuff to feel jealous about.
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I know the jooz are running hmofa
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>>84034432
I dislike hedonist stuff too but this is a bit disingenuous. The only harm they are causing is to themselves.
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>>84034478
No we aren't
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>>84034378
>is in anyway comparable
It is, not in terms of the health issues of course, but another form of addiction.
>glass of wine
Still unhealthy and a bad habit. That's why I don't bring up softer alcohols. We have whole cultures that practice controlled imbibement and even they struggle with heigher alcoholism rates.
And I highly doubt you'll have the same troubles quitting a daily gulp of cider or wine as compared to not masturbating for a week.
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>>84034466
>>84034480
you guys seriously don't recognize it?
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>>84034480
>The only harm they are causing is to themselves.
That's the only form of harm that matters.
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>>84034488
Lie
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>>84034478
No, anon.
Its the ewes.
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>>84033761
>>84033905
>>84034003
>>84034167
>>84034331
>you can use the porn board
>on the porn thread
>while contributing to the porn yourself
>but you absolutely CAN NOT jerk off twice a week! more than once and you are an addict and a week man and a gooner!
Wuh
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holy shit
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>>84034492
I remember the gamers against weed comics, it was so ridiculous that it warranted a response
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>>84034519
Those milk jugs are so old, we have to call them sand bags now.
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>>84034513
If you don't treat hmofa as romance with a side of sex, then you're doing it wrong.
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>>84034480
Smoking pollutes both air, ground, sea, your lungs (occupies hospitals that could be taking care of someone with a real issue), everyone else through second hand smoking, and supports the market further, people die of second hand smoking every day
Smoking (and also drinking) is for boomers who don't care about others and the future, and faggots who want to look important and unique
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>>84034513
Trash isn't a porn board and if you think HMOFA is a porn dump then you've probably never seen one. Also anthro dragons, meaning you're like a tripple retard.
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a lot of this seems dependent on whether you view hmofa as a fetish or a genre of romance
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>>84033569
Augh!
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>>84034343
I bet that's not even the real Ryan Gosling and just a cardboard cutout.
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>>84034167
Enjoy your prostate cancer
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Thoughts on legos?
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Who would his waifur be?
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>>84034590
How hard did they maul your penis on your Brit milah? Or are you just a golem that repeats everying a kike tells him?
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>>84034490
If it makes you feel any better, I have stopped masturbating before. I stop whenever I'm on vacation and away from home, often not touching myself the whole week.
Its not hard. I certainly can do it, but why would I bother when I don't see the harm in a once daily jerk?
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>>84034610
I think he would have an ook wife. Missis Ape Lincoln.
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>>84033678
Once or twice a week is the correct amount after puberty (ideally during puberty too, but i can see the point in having your daily dose when your hormones are off the charts)
That translates to fapping only in the weekend when you're not working
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From a couple threads ago
>showing old timey blacksmith modern CNC machine
Now show her me crashing my part, chipping the tool and letting out a string of swears untranslatable to her native language
She'll feel right at home
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This is not what I expected when I requested this but it's a pleasant surprise.
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I just cum whenever I feel like it and if I don't feel like it then I don't
If my body screams for me to do it 3 times in a row at 4am then I guess that's what I'm doing
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Why don't you just let your waifur jerk you off?
No, don't tell me... you don't have one?
fufufufufufufu
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>>84034619
>on vacation and away from home
Don't want to move goalposts but exceptional (comparatively) situations don't really count. I haven't masturbated for half a year back when I was in the army.
You can believe all you want, but daily masturbation is neither healthy nor is it normal.
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>>84034606
The lego is gonna step on you this time
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>>84034698
Boo, get better material.

May I suggest concrete?
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ANCHOR POST

Post your Julie drawings for Julie Week here!
Check out her story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518/
Check out the previous week's submissions and collages at https://mega.nz/folder/RzcglSrQ#Iawkz4gzbxV-8jjMTNh_9g/folder/wmkDwDyJ
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>>84034641
>Once or twice a week
I don't know anon. That sounds a little small to me. like, at that point it just seems like you have to ignore your body's needs at that point.
>>84034694
>when I was in the army
Well yeah. It seems like you kept your hands far too busy to masturbate, plus you had an outlet for your hormones from exercising and combat training.
If anything, I think your circumstances were more exceptional than anything I've experienced.
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ive busted a nut 3 days straight now
think im gonna hold till the weekend
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>>84034722
I like making free art for people that hate this thread
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>>84034722
Doesn't this guy own a discord server that shits on this place
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It seems we've really run out of things to discuss so we just try in vain to create pointless arguments
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>>84034736
>>84034742
do you ever get tired of samefagging over and over again
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>>84034758
Do you ever get tired of doing the ONE GUY shpeel
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>>84034724
>It seems like you kept your hands far too busy to masturbate, plus you had an outlet for your hormones from exercising and combat training.
No, it wasn't an actual army experience, I was drafted. Most days were spent doing fuck all with rare exceptions.
>ignore your body's needs
That's the basis of all self control. If you can't control what your body wants you'll quickly become a fat gooning slob. All men you look up to ignore their bodies "needs" every single day.
Your body is utterly retarded, can't actually tell you what it wants and will kill you if you start just following its every whim.
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>>84034758
Who would Iron Man's waifur be?
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>>84034766
it's obvious to anyone who's paying attention
and the fact that whenever you get hit with a ban and all your posts are deleted it's revealed that you samefag constantly
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Would you a duck?
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>>84034803
She looks more like a platypus to me.
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>>84034610
A zebra
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>>84034803
That's a gator without a tail.
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>>84034803
Duck bills are flatter and more curved near the end, and the nostrils are near the head
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>>84034769
Look, anon. If I'm a gooner with a fried brain for masturbating daily, then I guess I'll just have to accept that and continue living to the fullest. Lets be real, you're probably no better than me and most of this thread really isn't either.
Anyways, I'm going to masturbate to a waifur. I had fun discussing this with you.
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>>84034844
i don't see enough porn of this character
probably because no one remembers her show
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>>84034803
No because they look dumb af
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>>84034766
Just ignore the guy, he'll delude himself into believing whatever is most convenient for him.
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>>84034890
*pees on you*
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>>84034875
I tried watching the show for her but it was too boring and I quit before she even showed up. Shame, she's a quite pretty waifeather.
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>oh please Ms. Janjan, please unban me, I'll be a good Anon this time I promise
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>>84034858
>Lets be real, you're probably no better than me and most of this thread really isn't either.
Clinicallydepressedchads win again.
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>>84034858
You can always do with more self analysis and introspection. Have a nice day, it was almost time for me to lift anyway.
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I stopped masturbating to porn, and purely jack off to imagining my Waifur and I having sex.
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I masturbate to waifur's footwear.
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Kee'Ra riding her captain
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>>84034933
Scug wife...
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>>84035023
Would waifur footwear be specifically molded to fit their paws better?
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>>84035042
Looks like shit.
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>>84035055
Pick up the pencil, anon.
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>>84034432
the real reason weed is bad is because i don't like it and it's gay
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>>84035106
There's a Puppy for that :3
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>>84035042
Can you hurry up and draw the bunny already? That one actually looked promising.
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>>84035179
It smells like SHIT
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>>84035042
Looks cool. What species is that?
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>>84035182
Ethnically colored markers.
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I am a helpless gooner that actively worsens his crippling porn addiction by having a goonslop setup to generate every single fetish imaginable on the spot
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>>84035182
>>84035229
She belongs to men of all races and creeds, don't you know?
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>84035231
doing crack cocaine will genuinely be better than this shit
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>>84035231
Have you tried making handholding slop?
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>>84035261
After the last time that was posted here I'm afraid it is verboten
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>>84035229
>>84035247
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>>84035271
Oh right... I had forgotten. :(
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>>84035191
I've posted her in color already, butt I have been neglecting her, got any sex positions or something of the like in mind? I'll try to draw her when I finish showering.

>>84035209
The scent of weed gives me a headache

>>84035211
This was originally intended to be a one off, so story and such wasn't meant to be that deep, but I've been pushing it more and more lol
For most of the girls, I was thinking of having them be half human already, as a way of saying "(you) CAN interbreed with them" (I could also have some fun and make the alien species be pretty "feral", to keep them more alien, and the girls more "anthro", as well as for laughs, such as their cultural practices being less weird when, say, the spiders weave their webs from their big spider butts. But that's delving deeper than intended, so...)
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>>84035292
i made her fangs way too inward facing. i need to go back home and fix that really quick it's fucking with me
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>>84034724
>That sounds a little small to me.
I heard sperm banks ask you to avoid fapping for a week before donating, that's for getting max fertility in your sperm. So that likely means once a week is the correct amount and twice a week is a guilty pleasure. And fapping actually feels good too when you're following that, not just orgasm.
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>>84035179
Is there some archive of all art of this cat
I need it
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>>84033958
The Brown Eye of Terror
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People were talking about drawfags animating a thread or so ago so i was thinking, I've only done lil gifs but what character would be best for a more proper animation? Like a good couple seconds minimum
>>84034432
My only interaction with weed was the fact my high school friend had a grandmother who'd play dead rising 1 while huffing a fat joint and it stank up the living room
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2slut
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Xitter algo keeps recommending me posts of this guy that's recreating NFS:MW'05 in Roblox
https://x.com/tabby0x
p cool
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>>84035392
>roblox
ugh
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>>84035305
Looks like shit.
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>>84035313
Anfisa is now a hyrax
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seeing a lot of this collie
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Are ya yearnin' son?
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>>84035370
>what character would be best for a more proper animation
(You)r character. Alternatively, a character you like a lot.
It's hard work, and it's better to at least enjoy your subject.
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>>84035465
always
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>>84035457
t minus until she's revealed a lesbian
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>>84033540
Let's play Morgan 64!
You can find installation instructions here:
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83555353/#q83556132
We will be playing Star Road, a romhack similar in difficulty to the original game.
Password is "hmofa"
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>>84035515
nah
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>>84035515
Will this dox my IP too?
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>>84035457
HR-unapproved coworker relationships
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>>84035541
jesus christ lady
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I think i've lost respect in my drawings.

Last week i had sex and it was nice
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>>84035506
My bet is that the human mc is gonna get turned into an anthro by the evil furries.
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>>84035575
ew
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>>84035478
So either vee calamity morg lynn or the msc chars hm...
>>84035529
valid concern, but of the 3 connection methods (public, private and direct connection) only the 3rd one shares your IP with the host. The server is private hosted on the coopdx servers so nobody in the room will see your IP, not even the host
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>>84035575
get out sex haver!!!
this is a strictly virgin general!!
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>>84035575
https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o
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Sex with rich, classist and kinky avian milfs
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>>84035575
Fucking the family dog doesn't count bro.
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>>84035675
Oh
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>>84035616
Not beating the SDS dickrider allegations here, do you care about anything else in the thread?
>>
here we go again
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>>84035483
What species is she?
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>>84035734
nigga all you have to do is ignore him
>b-b-but he still won't leave!
so then what's your plan? giving him all the attention he wants? attempting to reason with the guy who already admitted to hating us? that sure won't make the thread exponentially worse
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Really late Ela drawathon drawing
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>>84035622
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>>84034722
Was there an Ela dress picture made or is it still in progress? Was excited to see her juxtaposed with fancy pretty dress
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>>84035808
that's looks great
love it
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>>84035815
3rd slut
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>>84035808
Nice big smile, good work :3
I know it might be a boring pose, but I really like "establishing shots" like this (which is probably why I love to draw lineups so much lmao)
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>nigga
it's worse than i thought
well it is weekend shouldn't have expected anything better
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>>84035734
>Here we go
>WAHOO
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>>84035808
>>84034722
Late Badgrr
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>>84035808
Cute smile, and impressive details on the halberd and armor. I imagined her with big feet so I hope those big paws can squeeze in those boots okay lol
>>84034722
I think you can still reply to the anchor for a delivery if the last weeks is still opened
I liked Ela week, there were a lot of high quality works made
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>>84035808
What Ela sees in the mirror, probably.
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>>84035862
oh, you are the shitposter
well i hope everyone else ITT heeds my warning
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>>84035292
never 4get
>>83890682
>>83890378
also
>>83891694
kys shitter nigger
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>>84035808
you have a really nice style, i love the detail on those chompers
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>>84035889
anon were you frozen in time for a fucking week
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>>84035808
Nice one Phil
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>>84035808
Real life drawing… somewhere in the world there is a picture of Ela standing there
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>>84035864
Oki Doki!!
https://youtu.be/K7yoR4lpHYc
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>>84035920
black cats.... this gives me a devious idea
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>>84035920
kek
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>>84035920
>No memories left
>look down
>wtf why is this weird cat lady sucking my finger
>punch her in the face
I fail to see the end goal.
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>>84035932
Shame none of the fics ever get anywhere.
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>>84035932
Adult Clover having Yellow's face is a goofy idea
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>>84035864
She's gonna give Lynn the succ!
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>>84036112
Sticks? More like Stinks with how rancid her unkempt, unwashed, soaking wet jungle cunt is.
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>>84036172
Can you not?
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>>84036199
Nope. Sticks has a jungle down there. If you put an ear to that bush, you can hear Hanoi Hanna.
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>>84036172
>>84036249
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>>84036253
You're no fun anon
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I love you retards holy shit
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>>84035808
Redwall made me love badgers.
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>>84035808
Beautiful
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>>84035370
The idea of an old lady playing dead rising while smoking weed is now ingrained on my mind lmao
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>>84035673
Hardcore mating press, no pulling out
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>>84036285
Thanks faggot
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>>84035673
instantaneous breeding
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we like border collies girls here
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>>84036580
Who is "we" nigga?
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>>84036580
agree
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>>84036714
Everyone who isn't a flaming homosexual
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>>84036756
Or a person with above basic bitch taste
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>collie
>brooding and cool rather than excited and energetic
???
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>>84036809
>you
>straight and fun loving rather than boring and contrarian
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>>84036809
So they all have to fit into stereotypes?
Racist.
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>>84036253
>Water immediately drips as a stark brown
>Indians immediately spawn in to worship the puddle
>It isn't even the undercoat
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>>84036776
Go on then. Show us your classy and eclectic waifur.
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>>84036285
>Loving men
You're looking for /hmoma/. This is /hmofa/
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>>84036580
does /hmofa/ like shelby?
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>>84036864
Anything that isn't a canine
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hey it's me
>>84034722
here's my submission for the week
hope you like it
https://files.catbox.moe/qcgrdh.png
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>>84036809
She went to 'Nam, and it changed her.
The hotel was a mess. The jungle tour was canceled. It's been pouring non-stop the whole time. And near the end of the trip she got food poisoning.

>>84036904
That's a long tail!
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>>84036809
oh ok nvm
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playin some fuckin car vidya so here's a question for ya, what car would your waifur drive for the twisted metal tournament? not an existing in-game one, one she's taken and customised for it
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>>84037039
death
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>>84036873
It's a shame she's bound to a Anthrostate setting instead of something cool like a space war. You can have two aggressively natured people who love each other.
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>>84037039
still would desu
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>>84037039
Supporting your furbro through her transition
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>>84037039
wgtfky
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>>84037039
Listen buddy, sometimes you just gotta pinch your nose and start digging in some troon poon. It happens to the best of us. No shame in it
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>>84035920
>>84035957
>Waifur who removes your love for anthro women "for your own good" (She's stupid)
>>
>waifur that smells like hot dogs
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>>84037318
You really don't, there are plenty of old women with no men if you want some infertile holes.
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>>84037318
Sticking your hotdog in some rotting stink ditch as the atoms within dissolve from contact.
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>>84037371
We hagmaxx here
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hide and ignore
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This thread belongs to hag lovers
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>>84037443
not the hagposts, to clarify. those are based
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samefag
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>>84037468
>Cougar Krystal that got rich from her mercenary exploits during her youth
>>84037480
Our influence grows, brother
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>>84037371
>>84037411
>>84037468
>>84037470
Sorry, I only hagmax for anthros who can still bear children.
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All i see is porn, it has been like this for years and i can assure that some of you think the same way as i do, i think it's time for me to take a big break from this shithole called 4chan.

I've been fighting to stop being a coomer for years, for a while i managed to stop, but it hit me like a fucking truck after a month.

Anons, stop coomering, i don't think you waifur would like if you jerk your shit off twenty-four hours a day. It's not healthy for you to do that, be a better person, take sunlight, do any physical activity, find God, friends, or whatever comfort you can get in these hard times.
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Waifur that you can shake around for fun
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>>84037513
with enough power, you can refire even a dying star
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>>84036904
What a cutie
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>>84037546
Shut the fuck up you door knocking Mormon. I don't give a shit about your personal journey. Have a good day.
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>>84037513
A man defines himself by his efforts. Were you satisfied crawling? No. So you learned to walk. Then, you learned to run.
>>
Would (You) stop indulging in sin for your christian waifur?
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>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Equines has taught me to hate human-headed girls. I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>Pompeiian graphitti
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>>84037602
Fun fact. These plus birth control are the chemicals turning the frogs gay. These are why drinking water is becoming dangerous.
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>>84037595
Do you think a girl like her could love a fat disheveled coomer scumbag like me
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>>84037546
True, if it does not flow off your back like water off a duck, you'd be better off abstaining. Took me like a year. Flip phone and everything.
Hope you get good brother.
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>>84037666
You have to try, anon. Maybe she'll help you out of that pit, but you need to accept that help. Start with cardio.
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>>84037556
mint condition hagfur...
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>>84037500
m-m-mommy...
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mana is stored in the boobies
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I stopped jerking off once I started patronizing anthro hookers
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>>84037713
Yummers
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>>84037546
that sucks but if you really tired of jerking off it better for you that way
had a moment in my life when i was really horny but i just learnd to control myself
and i don't really come here for porn im here for stuff to remind me that i'm alive and have a heart
>>
>>84037713
>>84037720
Frilk is 100% water. She's like a camel with two humps on the chest.
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>>84037755
actually, its poison
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>>84037470
>>
I coomed my way into seeing furry porn constantly being just baseline stimulation, so I masturbate a normal amount.
... what's a normal amount anyway?
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>>84037887
I think it depends heavily on how old you are.
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>>84037887
You're not even close to baseline
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>>84037927
within cells interlinked
within cells interlinked
within cells interlinked
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>You're the husbando that normal anthro society says "You miss the point by idolizing him."
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>>84037927
Within niggers BBC
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>>84037964
Probably not, I'm not nearly unrepentantly deranged enough yet
>>
In blunt black nothingness began to spin
A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem
And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain plain.
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>>84038110
>AI slop
you have to go back
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>>84038177
>you have to go back
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>Me lamenting anthro women not being real only to see other guys doing the same thing
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i miss scuds
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>>84038474
Buddy look at the OP
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>>84038474
i can't believe he fucking died in that bridgebot factory explosion...
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>>84034722
Nice dubs, does this count?
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Don't get discouraged even if you get pranked by some kid, Sefumi-chan!
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>>84038200
We all yearn together
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>>84038574
I saw this one. Is she a living costume or a fat anthro?
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>>84038618
I don't know
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>>84038504
that wasnt new
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>>84038474
Yeah, miss him all the time, too. Fucking time zones, man.

>>84038565
Looks like a Japanese grave monument.
No anthro ladies in sight, either.
Also, minecrap SUCKS.
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>>84038675
sexoooo
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>>84037755
she's hot as hell
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>>84038911
Agreed, I love frogs.
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>>84033540
Is this one new or old?
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>>84034722
Not robot enough. Shit waifu
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>>84038474
They weren't all that good
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>>84038948
new
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>>84038948
Desuarchive MD5 search tells that it was first posted 20 hours ago.
Someone could've resized or cropped a much older image before posting, though, but why would they do that.
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>>84037487
samehag
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>>84039128
Has game
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>>84038923
It's not gay if it's her fag enabling brother
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>>84033540
Got to give him props for drawing the space suit thrice instead of just zooming in
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>>84038948
Newold
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>>84039196
Professionals have standards.
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>>84039139
No I mean it's literally the same hag desperately trying to pretend someone is into women like her.
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>>84039063
Someone told me so I will tell you
Searching via resolution (eg: 2000x1956) is more reliable since hashes change even unintentionally.
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Me on the left.
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>>84039238
Oh. Desperate older women are gross.
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>>84039248
Alright, I will try to keep that in mind, thank you.
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>>84039238
>>84039297
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>>84039363
Why does she love fox knots so much?
>>
>>84039363
Some kinda Fig
>>
I love mature women
>>
>>84039409
And with that I mean sexual maturity at 15



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