haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84227953/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>84240535how he get on the moon
>>84240559he lives there
>>84240573it's pretty close to earthi think his home is about to destroy the planet
>>84240624that's his plan
>>84240635
really sad watching my indoor cat bored playing with his toys or with string when im playing with him. then thought what if there was like a mirror with an ai cat he could play and interact with but then realized how pitiful of an idea that is and made myself even sadderim gonna give him a treat and scrubbings
jerked off to pastel horses pissing how degenerate am i
>>84240749for this thread? not even
>>84240749ive jerked off to vids of horses pooping so
>>84240802i will never understand scat and i pray to luna i never do
they call me slutposs>>84240725my now lone cat hated the fuck out of the other cat he came with and hes been happier than ever now that she died of cancer a while ago
meow
>>84240819>they call me slutposshi slutposs can i see your penis and/or butt
>>84240827im on the clock sorry
>>84240826
>>84240841a real slutposs would just take indecent pictures in the bathroom on break...
jeans are wearing near the dicknballs i really dont want to go shopping for clothes any time this year
plays with your balls
>>84240869that is actually gross
>>84240875why
>>84240893kinda hot
>>84240881just everything about it
>>84240933oh
>>84240869god i wish i was a girl with cool balls
>>84240944i can try to explainwell its gross that two people are doing that and filming it and putting it online
>>84240959i can play with your balls and call you a good girl
>>84240869all bottoms should look like this
>>84240974but that won't make me a girl
>>84240986if i call you one and you identify as one then you are one :)
>>84241000yeah butnot enough
>>84241024what would make it enough
>>84241032actually Being girl
>>84240869>the ball fondler is dressed up like a girl toohow come femboys only get with other femboys, i want in on this action too but im an ogre
>>84241072this actually
full of egrets
>>84241072me
>write out something for someone>they don't respond>a day passes>they still haven'tyep that's gonna be a "close their dms and forget they exist" from me
>>84240869This careless act will end in testicular torsion and you'll be in pain forever
>>84241251i've had my balls played with plenty and i'm still not torsioned
i would never ignore someone's heartfelt personal messages :Dunless i was away somewhere like workwhich i have to leave for in 18 minutesbut its a short shift so
>>84241264good luck poss i hope you have a good shift!!!
>>84241264it's on me for adding people from 4chan. desu i've just learned if someone consistently doesn't respond back, you just give it in turn and overwhelmingly you'll just never hear from them again lol.
still cant decide whether or not to sell some magic cards
>>84241294you've probably earned enough money waging for the point to now be moot. just buy the cards and worry about selling the old ones later
i think im done trying to socialize and trying to have friendsim just gonna go full parasocial and chat in twitch chats with thousands of others now
>>84241344i think it's just good to know what you're getting out of someone. you'll get a few interactions before it dies out, so just go into it knowing you'll that and enjoy the social buzz before you have to move onto someone else
>>84241291>it's on me for adding people from 4chanD:dashed again>>84241284thx pobbum>>84241344bad
>>84241325i thought i was going to bank a lot of money this summer but all of it disappeared to bills anyway like my income didnt increase at all. and im hyperfixated and won't be able to stop thinking about it
>>84241418>disappeared to bills anywaydamn what kind of bills do you have that it's pocketing all your cash?
i have to wage soonhating myself and othersi can only haha
>>84241543your a repsectable member of society earning your waves and paying taxes and all that
>>84241550i can't even write a proper haiku...
regretsegretswe get requestshe letsegressseacrestthe bestfree petsshe betswe questspeniss n e s
>>84241570uhh five syll-ables firstthen you do sev-en of themi think thats corr-ect
>>84241570just do the jacksfilms jingle: da da da da daaaaa da da da da da da daaaaa da da da da daaaa
lonely odd possumwages of toil don't come soonlast 5 line snow fuji
you cant stop sadnessit is inevitablethe only hope died
FUCK FUJI IS TWO NOOOOOOOOOO
>>84241629glad to see im not the only one who has this stuck in my head despite not watching him in a decade
friend who sends an image of 2 furry creatures kissing and a heart and a heart eyes emoji to you before going to bed
holy fuck they cleaned the fridge at workbreak area still smells like shit though they need to fix the compactor
>>84241731thats a manipulative friend
i should do that to my pbf more
>>84241792how so?
leave your answers in the comments belowand i'llchoose my fav'ritein the next episode ofYIAY
>>84241815what a terrible haiku
>>84241731that friend would be waking up to demands to see his dick
>>84241794>when you wake up to pics and vids of the pbf waving around his morning wood and playing with his ass
help us obi wanit is our only hope nowobi wan is dead
>>84241766i remember one time i got a job and they showed me the fridge. i was told i could put my drink in but that sometimes they would throw out stuff to make space. i come back 20 minutes later and they already threw out the drink i put in. i fucking hated that place everyone was a dick but that was a surprisingly cruel first jab (not intentional, but still).
i might have gone two thousand calories over my daily intake today but tomorrow will be different
>>84242001will tomorrow be three thousand calories over your daily intake
>>84242011can you say something healthy and filling for me to eat that wont be more than 1500 calories in a dayand what to do when i crave sugar and crispy things
I think I'll go make fun of niggers on the internet
just eat a billion pickles, they're like 0 calories. its free real estate
>>84242039there's no black people on the internet, just like women
>>84242026hot
>>84242026it would be really nice to be a feral getting humped
>>84242029i keep drinking potassium chloride until i feel too sick to eat. i dont know if thats healthy but the daily recommended dose is 4 grams so i most likely need that much salt
my little poss age
jammin to frank zappa
>>84242029ummm chicken and white rice. . .. .ummmm throw in a fiber supplement + eat an apple and/or celeryummm a lot of vegetable soups are nice and good, or chicken/beef soup with some legumes thrown in, that's very filling and pretty healthy i think.if you want something crispy try making kale chips maybe, they aren't the same i know but give them a try at least. and if you dont really like them there are other healthy crispy alternatives but you could also just eat a smaller amount of chips, like 100 or 150 calories from chips a day isn't the worst thing in the world.sugary is a little harder, again you could just try eating a smaller portion of the sugary things you want to eat, and try to avoid little debbies chocolate cakes or whatever.
>>84242093do you like pink napkins i like that one and i found a youtube video of a live performance where he was playing together with like a trumpet and it sounded really nice but now i cant find it anymore because youtube search sucks
:two_hearts: :smiling_face_with_3_hearts:
>>84242123my expression of romance is wanting to violently fuck anyone who does this
>>84242133is it ok if i only want to cuddle and gently be fucked by them instead or
>>84242219that can be arranged
>>84242122im listening to chungas revenge its the only thing of zappa ivebever heard and i bought it when i went to record store on my birthday
>>84242234chungus revengezappa ivermectin
i worked with a guy who was a big zappa fan beforehe talked about mtg practically all fucking day with his other frienddude was annoying as shit but his buddy was worse
>>84242398i hate annoying people especially when they lack the self awareness to know they're annoying
>>84242026is this a cuck thingwhat gender is the wolf and the fox on the left
me
>>84242550all dragons are gay
>>84242398sounds awesome wish i was his friend too
>>84242589how do they reproduce
>>84242620forcibly and with great difficulty. it's why there are so few of them.
>>84240139me in the back being ignored
today i gave myself a cool looking haircut in the mirror instead of doing boxing and burpees
>>84242646stinky fox
>>84242663stinky and stupid
>>84242676stimky stoopid fopser
>>84242685*cries
>>84242693hugs you and sniffs you
>>84242419its not cucking its just regular cheating
>>84242711hot
>>84242414eh i'm just a cunt and can't stand peoplei'm the weird one he's just a normal dudestill can't help being pissy around people like that though
>>84242770iktf
>>84242775sucks being like this huh
>>84242770fair enoughi hated coworkers that were ultra normies that spoke in ebonics or close to it and were always so annoying, and i thought for a moment "wow i'd totally prefer a fat nerd who likes zappa and talks about mtg all day to his friend" but wow i really really really would not like that either. i just dont like people or being around people.
>>84242792i just remind myself i'm being unfair and let it pass over me as it comes
>hole puncher made my shoulder hurtwhat a pathetic sack of garbage this flesh shell is
>>84242889must be quite a big hole puncher
>>84242889you need exercise
>>84242889is that what they're calling tops these days?
>>84242889i can understand hurting your wrist but shoulder?! BITCH! MADE!
nothing more bitter than being in your 30s and slowly realizing that you were right about everything your entire childhood and the adults around you WERE all retarded and evil and it was NEVER your fault
>>84243031this except the only thing i was right about is the fact ill live and die alone and i should have aborted myself in the womb
>>84241731>>84241794diminishing returns when its only images or videos
dinner time*makes the same sandwich and pretzels i've eaten every night for the past two months*
sneed to do more drugs
I hope the AI singularity does happen soon because it’s the only way I’ll be able to treat my species dysphoria by becoming a cute fox kemono The normies will never understand me, but AI might…
>>84243031i was in the wrong about absolutely everything as a childevery single thing i was the dumbest fuck and the most obnoxious piece of shit to have ever livedexcept for one time when my family was out at a restaurant without me for whatever reason and one of them called me and asked what i want and was really pushy and insistent that i "just pick something" despite me explaining that i don't have a menu and being really judgemental when i said "just a burger i guess"i think that was my sister that seems like how she would act but i don't actually know it was herthat was weird but aside from that i was definitely wrong about everything
i was right about everything and so were the adults it was a little mutual cold war where i was the most annoying little shit in the whole school but they couldnt do anything because i was top of my class
should i stay up all night
anywa
>>84243515might as well. nothing matters anymore.
>>84243521why are you replying like you know me personally, are you gang stalking
>>84243520i look like this and am still an incel
>>84243538could be. could not be. does it matter?
>>84243554it matters greatly for my anxiety
>>84243577you should stay up all night then, just in case. never know when i might break in and plant more spying devices mwahaha
>>84243451children are supposed to be stupid and obnoxious and wrong, it's how they learn to not be those things.Don't be so hard on your child self poss
>>84243804sometimes i remember something stupid i did as a child and get upset and think "i'm 28, am i really still beefing with a 12 year old?"then i remember another stupid thing i did and think "yes, yes i fucking am"
im gay
im not
im bi
im zoo
why are there straight posses i feel like 99% of the content people post here is fag related
“Son — they say there isn’t any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.”
what did you ai tell you that
>>84244149ooh me too
i cant imagine not being zoo
me three
aint no way you're the entire zoo get real
>>84244489not a whole lot of brain behind those eyes
>>84244192wolf link is always so slutty
>>84244660>12 hour workdayspoor pokemon...
i guess its time to go to bed after a long hard day of working myself up to go to the grocery store but then not doing it and looking at discord and seeing people brag about how they succeeded in doing things
>>84244192is that the fucking pose of that girl a serial killer took after forcing her to dress up before killing her
>>84244715imagine being in the pokeverse and youre stuck as a salaryman
>>84245261i think i'd take 60 hour workweeks + i get to come home to a cute pokemon or two or three over 60 hour workweeks but i come home to nothing and cry myself to sleep anyday.
pantless boys unf
>>84244835>and seeing people brag about how they succeeded in doing thingsme
>>84245279you just know those 'mon are going to be tearing up all your furniture out of boredom while youre at work
people should succeed in doing meand by succeed i mean suck seed
woke up and my foreskin was missing who done it
>>84245788disgusting insect
im half white yet im somehow more pale than my white father
>>84245803the white genes colonized the black ones
>>84245793rude...
i'm sick of yeen when are we getting yeen 2
yeen 2 was cancelled, microsoft bought yeen studios and closed them down
white cougar called me sugar in a gravel-y voice and i almost camefeel kinda gross thinking that way about random women but i NEED
ok whatever bye
america needs another half black guy to be president that was the only thing tying us together for a good while there
>>84246269i want a superlib who's as good at selling as reagan.
america needs a WASP president again we need to go back to our roots
live your life by this code and you'll go far
live your life by this gote and you'll go far
>>84246514I wonder if these suiters ever put out
>>84246525dancers always put outthey are inherently sexual
>>84246514fuck outta here
nobody would ever fuck me regardless of how slutty they arewonder what its like to have people chasing your tail and knowing you could change their life overnight
hehe
>>84246605i know a slutty suiter like this and his life makes me kinda jelly
are the great questions of the day still decided by blood and iron like bismarck said
>>84246740memes and psyops my dear boy
my deer boy
>>84246712kill him and steal his lifeforce
what the fuck is fruits basket about i thought this was like the weeb girl show why is this lady's mom dead
>>84246653why wouldn't they fugg you
>>84246642i can feel the jarona
i wish i could do trannyvoice
>>84247037it should be pretty easy to talk in a masculine voice
>>84246917i'm pretty sure it's just about a girl hanging out with a weird family who turn into animals
>>84247063didn't move a single facial muscle so much as a millimetre.
>>84247095you know i had to do it to em
>>84246990i'm uglytrying to think of one of those rodney dangerfield type jokes but i got nuttinokay waiti'm so ugly, last week i ended up in the newspaper. the next week my reflection sued me for defamationwait what aboutuhi'm so ugly, one time i was at a party and asked a fella for the time. he showed me his watch and the hands flew awaywait i got a good one around here somewhere give me a bit i just gotta get these cards straight
>>84247037are you incapable of voice training
chuds have one joke and they think its the funniest shit every time
>>84247107this may me more of a hindrance than your appearance
>>84247121bro i wish i could disagree but it always gives me a little smile and those are the things that keep us going in life
>>84247121>>84247124cringe and soulless>>84247107hilarious and soul
>>84247121i wouldn't mind if they were more original. like mock all the same people but do more variety of jokes. the only thing i find offensive is cliche.foxford comics is the only right-winger i've seen who does good jokes.
>>84247202i had to google that guy and thats worse than stonetoss or the guy with the gross artstyle that clearly has a fetish for colored girls
what species of female anthro should i become irl in real life
>>84247232yotefennecdraggy
>>84247232fox so i can pound your vulpussy
>>84247277yoter is tempting...>>84247312i don't know if i have it in me to be a vixen that's a high standard
might play some arma cold war assault on the deck now that it got remasteredim a bit miffed because shogun total war stopped working
>>84247229foxford is edgier but actually has jokes, unlike stonetoss which is standard political comic slop. like there's a cleverness to "bart calls moe and asks for 'sadie enword' " that you won't find in "anti-AI people are SILLY / DEI marketers DON'T CARE ABOUT PRODUCT / Somali daycares STEAL MONEY". just saying the no-no word itself isn't big or clever.(although in a dadaist way, 3 panels of slurs would still be funnier than the average political comic. maybe i should get in on that.)
i was debating whether to throw away a like 3x5 inch piece of paper after i killed a fly on it (i don't live in a pigsty it's just summer) without actually getting any fly gore on it, just in case i wanted to write something on it later and then i realized that's really stupid
trannies hate themselves and each other so much they've already made every joke/tttt/ is inventing new ways to call clocky dolls unbannable slurs every hour and most chuds are still stuck on "haha girlpenis"
>>84247537me...
im going to be this cool new thing i just invented where im a transgirl who only dates other girls. i definitely didnt transition purely because i thought it would finally make girls like me
>>84241543>tfw no wagie racc bf
>>84247632trannies transition because of autism or agp not that
i have a weird insecurity about being a tranny but attracted to men. for all the AGP/HSTS memes, i'd obviously fit in better with online transwomen if i was attracted to women. but i'm not. it doesn't help that i have autistic AGP phenotype and hobbies.
i wish i could've transitioned 10 years agoi wish i could transition now
>>84247798no you dont
>>84247798why can't you
lovingly caressing trooners as i feed them into the wood chipper
>>84247682>i have a weird insecurity about being a tranny but attracted to menwhy>i'd obviously fit in better with online transwomen if i was attracted to womenwhy>it doesn't help that i have autistic AGP phenotype and hobbiesgenuinely actually unironically one of the most annoying parts about internet trannies is you people deliberately give yourselves these neuroses that accomplish literally nothing and have been manifested out of thin fucking air specifically to psychically fuck yourself as hard as humanly possible.in 40 years the CIA could not have done to transwomen what they did to themselves on /tttt/i wish i could yell at the whole board instead of just yelling at you but better people have tried to fix that board 10+ years before i even had the thought
i'm terrified of visiting this tttt place now it sounds like the immediate psychic damage would cripple me
trannies are kind of intimidating to talk to
>>84247838live with familytried and things have gone bad
>>84247902i could rape you
>>84247914*shudders* see what i MEAN????
>>84247902i am small scared wet animal
i'm so ugly i don't think even the most self-hating tee ranny sauraus sex would date mefuck are we just gonna talk about tgirls for the next 3 hours that's gonna be so fucking uncomfortable
>>84247862because extremely online transwomen are usually attracted to other women and, having had a terrible experience of being treated as men + having the general bad experience of men that comes with being a woman, don't like men + they put a lot of stock in being queer and being a transwoman attracted to a man is technically straight, which is uncool.the underlying neurosis is just "I'm not the same as my would-be peers and that probably means i'm worse" filtered through the insanity of the internet. then the appearance thing is just that it's incongruous. i don't mind being ugly, but i don't like when people get the wrong idea.
>>84248007do you want to talk about tboys instead
>>84247903that sucks possdo you have any prospect of moving out?
>>84248007same
>>84248017the agp hsts thing seems like A LOT though like a lot a loti can't imagine filtering my self-concept through that lens i'd actually fall into psychosis>being a transwoman attracted to a man is technically straight, which is uncool.dude imagine growing fucking tits and you still aren't allowed in the cool queer club because you suck dick i'd be pissed
>>84248081not without a miracle
>>84241057I'm just a twink so not a femboy but I like ogres. I think they're cute :p
he was a possshe was a transcan i make it any more obvious?
wanna make out down here?
i'm so ugly i tried to kiss a boy in da forest and it turned into a desert
>>84248341it looks hot and like there's bugs out there idk poss
im not cut out for the outdoors, they don't have my bed or my computer or video games out there
>>84248017I don't know why there are so many fans of this setting, the magic system and lore are so nonsensical.
what if there was a boyand he was my friendbut he wasnt just a boyhe was a pobbumhwoagh
does anyone want to play card games
>>84248532ok
oh cool thread is dead guess nobody is here to stop me from whing about tfw no pbfbeing lonely sucks uhh i wish i had a pbf but only like after i got my life together and had money for matching murrsuits so i guess really i wish i had a better jobi wonder if job wouod fix me being peebless like does the money and stability do anything or am i still an ugly friendless fuck but id just have money to blow on being alonei wonder how loser rich guys manage to never leverage their wealth into meaningful social connections
>>84248567being financially well off doesn't mean i'm not still a homebody, and every peebeeeff i've presented the idea of me being able to support him someday if we take things further somehow always disappears as if things becoming very real and serious is frightening
being lonely is harder than it is to not be lonely
>>84248567you and your peeb not spending money because you dont have it is very unfun
its kinda hard to make friends you know i don't really have a lot of social hobbies so i dont have any opportunities to meet peoplei tried playing more multiplayer games but all MP games kinda blow and its hard to bridge the gap from random to friend i slso feel like i don't really have sny justification for doing doive got a shitty job, im bad at my hobbies, im kinda broke, like i dont know what value i can really offer someone else and if i dont have anything to offer tgen who'd bother paying me mindbern told youre not supposed to think this way but iys kinda the only way to get an in with a new group like aside from utility value who the fuck is like "hey i should encpurage this randpm dumbfuck to think i have any interest in his pife" it just seems a little sillyi think everybody who can have a crew already has a crew and im kinda wasting time wishing i was different>>84248652things becoming serious and real is frightening!i could never let a partner support me more than i can support myself there's just no real justification for me letting another person do that for me instead of forcing them to pick domeone worthwhile but i guess value is subjective>>84248682yesfor the brief period in college i had a peeb i very much did not enjoy hsving to find free shit to do or scrounge up gas money though i did enjoy sharing cheap drinks even if im not a drinkergod id give anything to feel what it felt like to be in a relationsjip again im actually crying irl thinking about it
>>84248743huge lengthy paragraphs all to say you dont know how to find good games
>>84248763what if i stabbed you in the throatwith my penushuh smartguy?
>>84248743i feel you on the lack of interests thing. for a relationship to work, you need to have a shared interest to keep the conversations coming; so if you don't share anything, your conversations boil down to "uhh hi how was your day" and from experience that kills their interest so fucking fast it's unreal haha.
everything is badnothing is good
>>84248809ya
>>84248652damn nigga flaunt your wealth harder
i miss my mentally ill friends who i could spend all day exchanging hundreds of messages with but i made all of them hate me one way or another
>>84248838well they you're all mentally ill it was inevitable
>>84248838why did you do that
>>84248829i wish i
>>84248855i was mentally ill myself and they were mentally ill and yeah >>84248852one of them i had a bpd fp obsession over and i was literally reduced to tears irl whenever they were mean to me and now they're emo and want to kill themselvesmy best friend got a new friend group he hangs out with and talks with all day and last time we talked he lashed out at me and accused me of being boring to talk to despite nothing changing from when we used to talk all day
>>84248829too many of you would prefer to be the pink thing than the blue thing
>>84248880i feel like more of a pink thing but if someone told me they want me to be their blue thing i would probably blush a lot and then say ok
sometimes when i wtite big walls i worry im identifying myself too much i bet if you put all of haha in a supercomputer itd be able to piece together which big posts were mine over the years even if im not a name>>84248805i mean i have interests they just aren't social really. drawing, vidya, history tism, etc. Used to skate and wanna get back into it but ive got no inroads with local skaters and it was never my main hobby anyways. Uhh i could list more but literally none of them are social beyond the select few mp games ill play>>84248880having a penis takes no skill but sucking a penis takes penis sucking skill. who wants to have less skills? getting head is boring anyway its just another hole i always preferred giving rather than recieving within reason
>>84248951>history tismplay paradox gamesrun into someone else who plays paradox gamesbecome friends and get invited into a group chat because theyd like more people to play with on the regularboom you now have friends and a social circle. ive been through this half a dozen times
>>84248878instead of ruminating on the negatives, why don't you tell me what you actually want? clearly defining your goals is harder than it sounds, but it makes everything after that easier.
paws are really hard to sew :c
>>84248981wrong kind of history tism sorry i like reading factoids about the 1980s and not the cool kind.i saw an ad in billboard for a cocaine hotline the other day and i thought it was neat thats the kind of queer i am
>>84249021everything is hard to sew thats why we used to force women to do it for slave wages
>>84249009okayi want another au-adhd schizotypal druggie schizo lowlife friend who i can spend all day exhanging 1000 messages with talking about whatever random bullshit that comes to our heads and coming up with new injokes and bits before going to bed and being ready to do it all again then next dayand of course thats a silly goal to have you cant just make it happen, the people ive had relationships like that with were one in a million random chance stray encounters>>84249030lame. you should read about the black panthers and the weather underground and other stuff though
in 2012 i was sitting in my bedroom in my parents house playing skyrim, posting 4chan, watching king of the hill and smoking weed. tonight in 2026 i'm back in my parents house, there's a new season of king of the hill out, i have two joints and a bowl packed. still no TES6
>>84249056buh buh buh based
in 2012 the world ended
>>84249045do you have a nihilist, fatalist, defeatist or otherwise proto-suicidal attitude? or are you optimistic, ambitious, actively trying to build a life? it's hard to get close to someone who doesn't believe in the future. it sounds heartless, but that kind of despair is super toxic. nobody wants to watch their lover kill themselves.
for me it was 2014 neeting at my parents house, playing a modded minecraft server with /vp/, watching space dandy as it premiered, and posting on /co/
suicidal friends sounds nice and convenientif they start bothering too much you can just tell them to kys
>>84249105>or are you optimistic, ambitious, actively trying to build a life?part of the reason we broke apart was because i started going to college in person for my bachelors and started getting excited about my career and also started getting aggravated whenever he promoted defeatist neet attitudes and itd devolve into arguments. so basically i want someone whos like that but also goes to college and wants a career too or something
>>84249045>you should read about the black panthers and the weather undergroundsmiley ive already read about both and i'd rather read DOS manuals on sleeping pills.can you read about more than just those two groups so we dont have to keep hearing about them every other day?
>2012>2014>parents housefor some reason i imagined kids but i know its actually gay dudes in their mid 25s
>>84249152i graduated from high school in 2009
>>84249147>can you read about more than just those two groups so we dont have to keep hearing about them every other day?sorry but you sounded like a huge faggot my bad (and still do). read about the o9a instead then
>>84249152god i wish i was 25 againadd 10 and you're onto something detective
>>84249167>read about the o9a instead theni dont care about extremist groups they're the most boring part of the 80sthey got nothing done and they all died the end who gives a flying
>>84249159>>84249179its hard to imagine that youre 30 years old because of the way you post it seems like youre younger
*spies on you*
>>84249227yeah this kind of attitude is why you have no friends
>>84249179are you the aged virgin furry with the tails porn
>>84249244rich coming from the guy no one in the thread likes
>>84249244if my future suitors can't understand my interest in niche newsgroups over weird /pol/shit i'll just have to learn to live alone until i die
>>84249286rich coming from the guy who figure out what posts over the last few days are mine if his life depended on it
>>84249142good for you poss! sincerely. i noticed a huge difference in attitude between the college & non-college crowds after i went back to school too. sometimes people just grow in different directions, i guess. have you had any luck making new friends since then?
butt slut pbf............ gimme............
i NEED a rich husband
>>84249312who couldnt*anyway thats the only post youll get from me tonight, im only gonna edge you
amazon is trying to flatter me and its kinda gross
>>84249230part of being a good writer is tailoring your style to meet the audience
>>84249323a lot of gay sex looks mediocre but this looks pretty good
>>84249312heres your (You) since youre always starved for attention
>>84249342are you preying on the young and tight
damn i wrote like 4 walls and got outshined by the batman who laughs maybe i really am bonedgod i do not want ro be employed tomorrow ugh im closingsingle and closing thats the title of my new blog i'll write about being bad at business and never having sex but in a quirky earnest way like you think ive come to terms with iti think part of the reason i want a social group is maybe im a bit of an attention whore
>>84249322>have you had any luck making new friends since then?over the past few years i met one guy on the steam forums and played games with him regularly and then had a meltdown and unfriended himi joined one discord off for a /jp/ general and made an eboyfriend and then had a meltdown and left the discord and ghosted the ebfi had a meltdown and left the gaming group chat i had been a part of for yearsi reconnected with an old friend from another old friend group and learned someone i looked up to is now a homeless tranny in seattlei came across two close knit group chats sequentially and got banished from each for being annoyingi reconnected with an old friend and we talked for nearly a year and he had a schizoid meltdown and unfriended me and deleted everything probably some other stuff i cant remember that didnt end up being fruitful (like more friends i just remembered i cut off during meltdown periods)im a part of a bunch of college clubs now but its not the same since you cant really talk about whatever in the same way
>>84249408no and i'm watching you so don't even think about trying to grab my dick
pouring a whole thread of attention into the same schizoid every day hoping it makes a lick of difference
>>84249495>hoping it makes a lick of differenceit does it makes them post more because thread personalities only post for attention
>>84249456the nature of friendship is temporary, but you maybe a little to blame as well. you have plenty of friends, you just squabble too much. if you can be a lottle kinder and gentler with people, they might respond to that sincerity.
>>84249495>grr i hate trolls>i know, maybe feeding them will make them go away
>>84249519>maybehe is 100% to blame
>>84249323i need men
>>84249526there's like 4 people writing memoirs itt and we've decided to laser in on giving advice to the guy who has knowingly and consciously been fucking up his life and this thread going on 6 years nowi can't unfeed him dude
>>84249519>you just squabble too much. if you can be a lottle kinder and gentler with people, they might respond to that sincerityim definitely aware that historically a lot of the blame lies with me but its been about two years since ive been 'normal' and i don't think most of lies with me anymore. i tried reaching out to my old best friend a while ago and when he lashed out at me he gave me a huge list of nonsensical reasons that are just silly to my in retrospect. and its harder to find new people to chat with because i dont really do the things that saw me sift through large volumes of people like i used to
>>84249323pbf will ne
i think i know why people use drugs now
>>84249594>and we've decided to laser in on giving advice to the guy who has knowingly and consciously been fucking up his life and this thread going on 6 years nowim one of like 4 people itt with a life worth envying and it's one guy who's actually responding to me and you're just throwing a bitchfit. maybe calm down, okay buddy? i know you're jealous you wasted your college years or whatever just shut the fuck and stop projecting everything shitty about your life onto me. im tired of having to obsfucate my posts now or else you do shit like this
>>84249628>im one of like 4 people itt with a life worth envyingyou spent your highschool years getting groomed by 2 men who were 10 years older than you
>it's one guylol
>>84249628>im one of like 4 people itt with a life worth envyingdude... PLEASE chill your ego my goodness
>>84249627because they feel good?
>>84249628lol
>>84249662yes, the person actually earnestly genuinely responding to my posts has been one guyim sorry about your reading comprehension>>84249659i was going to write a more serious response but im actually just confused now on how you came up with the idea for this fanfiction you have of me so im just going to treat you like a creepy stalker and leave you alone>>84249685i'm 22, in college, with a somewhat active social life, with a good job, high grades, bright career prospects, and i have things to do and people i can hang out with every week. like, god, i am SORRY that you are so fucking buckbroken and mentally distraught over shitposts made on my phone that you're willing to construct an entire alternate reality in order to blind yourself from the fact that out of a thread of dead-end losers aged 25-35 that wasted their college years and have no career prospects (no offense), my life ranks very highly here. and im *not even* saying this because i like bragging or whatever - i would prefer to not have to type any of this. but it's just *so obvious* that you pretending like it's any different is just a hilarious demonstration of how fucking obsessed you are with me. I don't use the word obsessed as a joke. you are *obsessed*, you are the creator of your own hell of>>84249713i am smiley retard goes to show all you so is bitch about people you've made up and cant even spot the posts of
>>84249736and why would you need drugs to feel goodunless you dont feel good so you seek drugs to feel goodits so simple right
>>84249753yeah basically
can you fags start pumping your cocks while i watch please
i thought the point of being the troll god was that you don't have melties
is sonic fucking smiley i don't keep up with the lore
need like two of you guys to step up and start talking more in the pm its getting lame that the only guy who posts often is the gayest fuck here
jesus christ look at the copes this guy is having to come up with>you can't post on 4chan if you have friends or a jobgenuinely pathetic behavior. i feel like i say this a lot but i genuinely feel bad for these people. its all projection top from bottom. nothing would make them happier than for it to be true that im as depressed and miserable as they are. crab bucket mentality i guessanyway i do actually have to go to bed now for work tomorrow (im taking my shoes off after this post). i didnt like breaking character but it was pretty fruitful because all they do is embarrass themselves lol
ok
>>84249863he was then she got smileyd (dumped) and started spamming the thread and discord crying about her heart being broken (>>84249286) then they got together after she blocked a 3rd guy sonic didnt likethen they broke up again at some point but she never posted about it in the thread again
>nothing would make them happier than for it to be true that im as depressed and miserable as they arei think actually itd be epic if you weren't a sad faggot because then you'd make good posts about worthwhile things instead of shitposting about the weather underground or how your mom is a bitch
smiley stole snoc from devvy pass it on
>>84249906have you not seen the daily "want to sext the pbf" and "pbf is asleep so i'm going to post my cock" and then smiley posts his peniswho do you think the pbf is dumbo
>>84249906is sonic a girl?
this is why you don't make discords with generals, so the thread doesn't get saddled with the baggage when it inevitably blows up
>>84249934according to password sonic had a whole harem so smiley is now apart of said harem
>>84249917ive never posted about my mom and the vast majority of my posts are good posts its just that every now and then one guy who's obsessed with me will detect that one post is mine and then intentionally try and derail the thread like they're doing tonight, which leads you to think that posts like these are the only posts i makewhich is what only makes it funnier for me, because i know the reception most of my actual posts get and its hilarious contrasting it with what he thinks my experience in the thread is
>>84249938if they were together then she wouldnt have entertained a pbf offer in the thread or smiley is just a total cheating slut>>84249949no
>>84249964i thought password was sonic
>>84249940gay dog
no fucking way grinjo jinjo is dating weeble76 last i heard jibijoli had like a contagious throat virus for life he's supposed to be quarantined and weepinbell84 said he was aroace so he can't be dating anyone either
>>84249958better threads without cords have blown up over lesswhere there are people there is drama
>>84249986yeeners are pretty straight actually
>>84250043straight up shoving cocks into men
>>84249958smiley posted about it in multiple different haha threads aside from the discordsmiley shitposted on haha for years before coming backsmiley came back and made her presence known and started shitposting againeverything would be the exact same if the server never existed because we are in a board with little to no moderation so you can just decide right now you want to become a namefag and shit up the thread and the only thing stopping you would be how much you want people replying to your shitposts
>which leads you to think that posts like these are the only posts i make>which is what only makes it funnier for me, because i know the reception most of my actual posts get and its hilarious contrasting it with what he thinks my experience in the thread isdoesn't this happen to literally every name i don't think this is unique even fp used to normalpost beyond the personaproblem is your persona blows so nobody cares if you also normalpostnot like you make any effort to dodge derailing either. fp left the thread fullstop, yeen ditched, fucking dev dropped the trip before he ditched.yet you're still (you)
>>84249986true
violently f5ing for more drama
Dude did you hear Yeen creamed his jorts at the game workshop
>>84250068you derailed the thread on purpose as soon as you could tell that a post was mine instead of letting the harmless conversation resolve and for the thread to transition into dead night hourshave you considered that you are obsessed with me and that if you stopped throwing a bitch fit literally every single time you saw me posting, you would derail the thread less? but that would be a antithetical because then you wouldn't be able to try and blame me for you derailing the thread every day
if we feel bad we should do drugs
>>84250102its funny how you keep attributing all antismiley posts to 1 person when you had 4 different posters tell you you suck not even an hour agopeople just hate you man
>>84250102every name aside from you left or went full incognito when their presence started derailingthere is a solution
>>84250075>not like you make any effort to dodge derailing either. fp left the thread fullstop, yeen ditched, fucking dev dropped the trip before he ditched.why should i leave the thread because there are a few mentally ill people who keep using me as an excuse to derail and ruin the thread? you can go look at the conversation i was having before they started shitting their diapers. it was perfectly innocent>>84250134whether there are 1 or 4 people doesnt change a single thing about what i said and doesnt necessitate a single word in it to change. stop grasping at straws, maybe? stop derailing the thread on purpose maybe?
>>84250166>it's only 1 person>actually it could be any number of people it doesnt matter>stop grasping at straws you are fascinating
>>84250175>>it's only 1 personthings i didn't say>inb4 you point to the earlier post where i was talking about the one person who was actually responding to my posts with advice and not the people who threw a bitchfit over my posts, further embarrassing himself
>>84250166>people keep derailing the thread when i start posting>why should i leave the thread this will keep happening because no one wants you here and its not like you have anything to lose if you stopped posting here right? you said it yourself you have one of the better lives from all the posters here
are you physically incapable of not responding? that's the most telling thing, the absolute inability not to begin posting about yourself if mentioned by anyone at all whatsoever
>>84250190>this will keep happening because no one wants you herei don't need to keep repeating myself that nearly everything you believe about me is a figment of either your or some other's shitposters imagination. im not going to let literal delusions about someone who doesnt exist affect me when 99% of the time i integrate perfectly and make the best posts itt
>>84250229just stop dude its sad
>>84250229dont you have work tomorrowlog off
>>84250245you're right it is pretty sad that i give so much attention to a bunch of pathetically obsessed losers who derail and ruin the thread every day on purpose and then complain about it like they have no understanding of cause and affect>>84250249im a college student, i dont need sleep
>>84250265seems like you dont want the thread to stop being derailed so why whine about it?
>>84250265do you not see that you're just as pathetically obsessed?
>>84250265>im a college student, i dont need sleepoooohhhhmmmyyygooodddd bitch go to sleep go live your life go fuck somebody on campus go take some nyquil goooooooooooooooo the fuck elsewhere for 8-12 hours
>anyway i do actually have to go to bed now for work tomorrow (im taking my shoes off after this post). i didnt like breaking character but it was pretty fruitful because all they do is embarrass themselves lol
>>84250332sent 30 minutes ago too thats a long ass time untying your shoes
>>84250286ohhhhh my god you're so pathetic dude like actually, now you aren't even willing to take responsibility for your actions>>84250296taking the time to publicly humiliate my stalkers isn't the same thing as a stalker >>84250310are you going to stop posting about me every chance you get and stop bringing me up whenever you think im posting so that you can derail the thread and then complain about it later?>>84250310do you need proof i took off my shoes and am in bed? you ALWAYS do this like you think it's some kind of gotcha and it's embarrassing every time, i dont think you really get just how lowly i think of you, you're basically a court jester
love how ai can think for me and find things for me really fast even if it's not completely perfectonce again i find myself wishing for a robopbf..
oops last reply was meant for >>84250332im for real for real turning the lights off now and im going to enjoy reading all the posts after this in the morning before posting again in the thread without my persona (maybe even making a few anti-smiley posts myself to add to the noise)
why arent you helping me
oh and before anybody points out my fucked up nails i broke my toenail in half a while ago and have been meaning to trim recently okay goodnight possies and also the pathetically obsessed anons who are physically unable to stop posting about me and remembering every single thing ive ever done or said
>>84250442what do you need help with
>>84250376you will never stop replying to these because you dont care about the thread being derailed you love the attention so much you never changed from that same underage kid spamming haha because someone didnt show you their youtube home pageposts like these are why posses will never stop hating you and its funny youre too obsessed with the 'i win u lost' mentality to realize it
>>84250450everythingsorry
>>84250448nini smileytry and stay dry tonight lil buddy
>>84250376never in the history of ever has there been a man worth fucking with toenails like these>>84250448>before anybody points out my fucked up nails i broke my toenail in half a while ago and have been meaning to trim recentlybiiiitch did you break every nail? come the fuck onnnn those are goblin feet
>>84250464narcissistic personality disorder
>>84250464i do care but im not going to stop it when it's not my fault. ive said it tons of times. if you didnt post about me and derail the thread intentionally because you hate me SOOOOOOO MUCH you just have to argue with me whenever you can, you wouldn't be able to tell that i existed. so maybe, yeah, im perfectly happy carrying this on, because you hate me so so so so so much but you just refuse to this one easy trick that schizos hate that would make me stop making bad posts forever. and maybe one day, you will realize that, you'll stop derailing the thread the instant you're even half-certain that a post was made by me, and then maybe finally you can be happy and have some form of internal peace. im going to keep mocking you and making fun of you until you get there though, and pretending like it's on me is an incredible sign of weakness and a lack of accountabilitythis is my last post tn i had to pee before bed, but id really appreciate it if you could reflect on these words and maybe show some signs that you've done introspection tomorrow. do you think you could get through the entire thread tomorrow without throwing a bitchfit over my existence? it would not only make me happy, but also every other poss in the thread happy, because they won't have to deal with the thread being ruined every time you log on and throw another pissy fit over a poster that hasn't left or changed the last 100 times you threw a pissy fit and isnt going to change after the next 100nini
>>84250569>i do care but im not going to stopthen you simply dont care and are just looking for excuses to continue shitting up the threadhopefully one day youll find a thread where the posters there dont hate you because this will simply never stop
mommy maid please save me
why did smiley spend his first year in haha derailing threads if he cares about threads being derailedhe invented a persona for no reason
i should invent a fursona
>>84250667Possum head and tail on a kangaroo plus its ourple
m m m my sherona
>>84250569what are you majoring in?
>>84250693isn't that just a possum
>>84250640years* and its because he always loved the attention no idea why he came back when his reputation is so shit though
nnew fwed
>>84250715my point was more that there was a time before he had stalkers to blame derails on. he was just an anon being a cunt unprovoked with a name. 100% on him back then
>>84250760day moon spotted
>>84250775i see that every day
>>84250780>>84250780>>84250780>>84250780>>84250747yessir
>>84250749he never cared about the thread he just wants an excuse to make himself look better at most hes just annoyed people stop seriously replying to him when posses point out who he is the only exception is that one poltard who shitposts with himif you brought it up when hes shitposting hed probably either ignore you or reply with some shit like 'i was 15 there lol didnt you shitpost when you were 15'
